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bobmckenzie · 10 months
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me when other people have multiple f/o's portrayed by the same actor: omg that's so cute I love that for them 💙
me when I do it: what the FUCK is wrong with me. freak
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rosietrace · 10 months
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『 So this is love..? 』
Characters: Victoria Shard, Clarabella, Aldrich Edelweiss (@revivemyreverie)
Pairing: Victoria Shard x Aldrich Edelweiss
Mentioned: Lady Larissa, Valentine Edelweiss
Synopsis: Love can come in many different forms. One of which involves blood soaked fingertips.
Warning(s): Implied murder, Aldrich being Aldrich, mentions of Aldrich killing a girl, me not being normal about them, how did this oneshot even get conceptualized, potential ooc
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♝•°•═════ஓ๑【 ♛ 】๑ஓ═════•°•♝
▹ †𝆤࿙๋࿙࿚⊱【 ♛ 】⊰࿙࿚๋࿚𝆤†
↳ Victoria Shard, the beautiful manipulator
It was a beautiful night in the Edelweiss empire. The imperial family had taken great lengths to make sure that tonight's gala was one nobody could forget.
Aldrich was not among them.
He found the event lifeless and mundane, not to mention the number of witches in his midst didn't make it any better.
Aldrich began narrowing his eyes at his younger brother, Valentine, whilst he was mingling with the other nobles.
The servant beside him hesitated in pouring him another glass. “My lord,” they called out. “You seem to be in a sour mood. Might I pour more refreshments into your glass?”
Aldrich shook his head. “No,” he replied bluntly, little to no expression on his face. “That won't be necessary.”
Pursing their lips, the servant beside him gave him a curt yet nervous nod before backing away to give Aldrich his space.
The fact that I'm required to participate in such events is already a pain as it is…. Aldrich thought, leaning against his father's throne - The one he was ‘destined’ to sit on as the heir.
He clicked his tongue in annoyance. And there's quite the number of witches in appearance…. If I'd had my knife with me, I would've….
He chuckled sinisterly at that thought. “I'll put that into consideration. In case…. One of them is enabling my already putrid mood.”
His words easily disturbed the servants nearby, as well as the other guests. Alas, that didn't seem to stop the numerous princesses, duchesses, or some daughters of a marquess or viscount from ogling at him.
He slouched ever so slightly, his frown deepening.
“If only you were here, my savior…”
▹ †𝆤࿙๋࿙࿚⊱【 ♛ 】⊰࿙࿚๋࿚𝆤†
“So this is the girl?”
“Yes, my lady.”
Clicking her tongue, Victoria placed her hand over her hip, glowering at the poor girl looking up at her - Tied to a chair, mouth covered by rags and slightly bruised.
“Give me information,” Victoria ordered.
The servant beside her - Clarabella - nodded, unbothered by the muffled cries of the girl.
“Name, lady Larissa. Daughter of viscount Larissa,” Clarabella continued, keeping her eyes closed. “An avid churchgoer, and strikingly similar in appearance to the girl prince Edelweiss had once searched for upon said girl's death.”
A hum left Victoria's lips. “I see….” she looked back at Clarabella. “Anything else?”
Clarabella shook her head. “Not much, your grace. However, it should be worth noting that Lady Larissa's presence should upset Prince Edelweiss.”
Or rather, both Edelweiss princes. Victoria knew that much.
She also knew of her lovely Aldrich's little secret. He killed that girl from the choir, all because she had been - in some way - involved with his brother.
And yet she didn't care.
A smile fell upon Victoria's face. One as sinister and bone-chilling as Aldrich's. How endearing…
From the nearby table, she picked up a knife. One that she had ‘borrowed’ from Aldrich.
With a simple motion, she grazed the edge of the knife against Lady Larissa's jaw. “You did nothing to me…” her jaw clenched. “And yet you continue to be such a nuisance.”
She let out a breath once blood was drawn from the jaw. Neither Clarabella nor Lady Larissa could tell if it was out of satisfaction or exasperation.
Suddenly, she pointed the knife at Clarabella. “This girl has no sense of importance to me,” Victoria spoke bluntly. “And yet…”
Clarabella bowed her head, beginning to leave the room - Well aware of what her mistress was about to do.
Leaving her with Lady Larissa - tied up, weeping, in her final resting place.
“Some part of me wants to tear you apart, myself…. If not for me, then for Aldrich.”
▹ †𝆤࿙๋࿙࿚⊱【 ♛ 】⊰࿙࿚๋࿚𝆤†
His mood dampened as the night went on. Nothing seemed amusing enough, it seems.
The longer the night prolonged, the more witches came his way. And alas, Aldrich had not brought his knife with him.
Hell, he didn't even seem to hear the sound of trumpets blaring when it came time to announce the entrance of a guest who arrived.
That is…. Until their name was uttered.
“Presenting, lady Victoria Shard, heiress to the house of Shard!”
Aldrich shifted in his seat, eyes suddenly wide with his lips parted. In the distance, Victoria looked back at him, a radiant smile donning her face.
She was gorgeous.
When she finally approached, Aldrich took in every single little detail of the features of her face, body, and even the gown she wore.
The gown, the most. Intricate lace-made sleeves, and lovely ebony silks. Subtle, simple.
Yet breathtaking.
In the corner of Aldrich's eye, he catches a glimpse of red on the hem of Victoria's skirt. Visible enough to make it seem like a deliberate design choice, but not large enough to be the first thing anyone sees.
He knew better than to assume it was a deliberate design choice on his savior's part. Of course he would.
Kissing the back of her gloved hands, Aldrich looked up with a dashing smile. “My savior,” he said. “Care for a promenade in the gardens?”
Chuckling, Victoria removed his hand from hers to lift his chin. “In the gardens? Rather scandalous, don't you think?”
He giggled, relishing in the sound of her voice like it was a sound from Apollo's lyre. He nodded, wrapping an arm around hers and escorting her out of the ballroom, and into the gardens.
In doing so, he advised his brother to take over as ‘star of the show’. Much to his dismay.
▹ †𝆤࿙๋࿙࿚⊱【 ♛ 】⊰࿙࿚๋࿚𝆤†
“In the shining moonlight, you continue to bewitch me with the dazzling gleam of those lovely sapphires in the sockets of your eyes, my darling savior.”
She giggled while he guided her around the garden. “Oh my,” she replied. “Do I take that as a good thing, or a bad thing?”
His smile widened a little. “Take it however you'd like, my dear. You shan't escape my grasp now after months of being together.”
Victoria smirked. “That I am aware of, my prince,” she spoke, kissing the top of his head.
Hearts seemed to appear in Aldrich's eyes at that moment. My prince. Sevens, that sounded incredible when she said it.
“My prince,” Victoria called out. “Don't you think this is a bit scandalous? Two of us, promenading here, unchaperoned?”
He chuckled, knowing full well that this was her way of teasing him. Nodding mischievously, Aldrich walked slightly ahead of her and turned around - The moon illuminating his silhouette behind him.
“Do you hate such a thing, my dear?”
Crossing her arms, Victoria shook her head in amusement, smile softening. “Oh, I could never.”
Very quickly halfway through their walk, Victoria noticed how Aldrich guided her throughout the garden.
It was almost like he was maneuvering her around to avoid running into something. Was he perhaps hiding something from her?
That shan't be the case. But then again, knowing Aldrich, Victoria knew that the possibility of avoiding a recently rotted corpse wouldn't be out of the question.
Besides, she'd do the same. Regardless, she thought it'd be good to bring that topic to light.
“Aldrich,” the young man in question soon found Victoria by his side once more. He looked up at her, tilting his head in curiosity, wondering what she was going to say.
“Are you maneuvering me around the garden?”
Aldrich paused, slowing down as he walked.
“My savior…” For a moment, and only for a moment, Aldrich's expression darkened. “Whatever do you mean?”
In tandem, Victoria matched his energy. Only this time, she didn't falter her now darkened expression.
“You shouldn't try hiding the truth from me, my dear,” she now stood in front of him, lifting his head by its chin just as she did moments before. Only this time, it was for a different reason.
“Please, my dear, do tell me the truth.”
She soon moved her hand from his chin to his cheek, eyes softening. In response, Aldrich placed his own hand over Victoria's.
“I have not a clue what you're on about, my savior,” he replied, leaning into her touch.
Eyes narrowing slightly, Victoria inched closer to his face. “You need not hide the truth from me, Aldrich.”
It was odd, really. Her own way of saying: I don't care what you do, I'd still love you, anyway.
Sighing, Aldrich leaned his forehead against hers. “You know me far too well for my own good, my darling.”
That essentially confirmed all of Victoria's suspicions. And she didn't need to know any more than that.
Slowly, in an attempt to ‘beg’ for her forgiveness, Aldrich removed her gloves. He kissed the back of her bare hand now, almost far too passionately than he had originally intended.
And when he pulled away, he looked back at his beloved, smiling.
He didn't utter a word about her blood-soaked fingertips. Because he couldn't give a damn.
In their eyes, they can call whatever they see - As love.
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apureillusion · 2 years
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and i’ve reached delusional again.. here we go again 💀💀💀
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shadowglens · 1 year
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sat here thinking about fiona (rock and roll, jumping around the stage, encouraging the band to be louder, louder fiona) performing a fully acoustic and slowed down version of the bands biggest song, with nothing but her acoustic guitar🧍‍♀️
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somuchstrdst · 1 year
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speaking to my therapist is like: yeah i know everything you're saying but the way you say it makes me want to finally act on it although i don't actually have the will to do it
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hyunjining · 2 years
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falklore · 2 years
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Saw my reflection in the mirror
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louisarmpits · 4 months
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Everything reminds me of you
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bobmckenzie · 11 months
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oh nooo... I like him and his stupid haircut...!
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rosyblooom · 10 days
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love (to hate) u | ln4 smau
PAIRING: lando norris x fem!reader A/N: hey! love this idea sm!! hope it's as u imagined :)
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yourusername me and my bestie 🥰❤️ (fyi max this is OUR cat now)
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username so what i'm seeing is if i punch lando we'll be besties??
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username AHH BOTH OF YOU ARE CUTE AF LYYY <333
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yourusername **OUR cat 🔫🙂
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f1gossipofficial Y/N L/N was spotted today by fans attending the Australia Grand Prix alongside Oscar Piastri. Despite her and Lando Norris famously not getting along, it comes as quite a surprise to see her accompanying his teammate, especially considering their shared friend circles.
Who knows, maybe there's a relationship announcement on the horizon?👀
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yourusername alright fun's over, congrats bby xxx (happy now oscar?)
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reputayswift · 7 months
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(☝️🥁✌️🥁☝️✌️🥁…wait, is this the song with the drums? 🤔)
I met a guy 🙋‍♂️ in the summer 🏖️ and I left him 🏃‍♀️💨🙍‍♂️ in the spring 🌷 he argued with me 🗣️🙄 about everything 🤷‍♀️ he had an:
ego 😎
and a temper 🤬
and a wandering eye 👀
he said he’s 6’2” 😌🧍‍♂️📏 and I’m like, “dude, nice try” 🤥🤏😭 but he was so much fun! 🥳 and he had such weird friends! 🤡🤡🤡 and he would take us out to parties and the night would never end! 👯‍♀️💃🪩🕺🌌 another:
☝️ song 🎶
✌️ club 🌃
☝️✌️ bar 🍻
✌️✌️ dance 💃🕺
and when he said something wrong 🗣️🤚😡 he’d just fly me to france 💁‍♀️✈️🇫🇷🥖 so I miss him some nights 😔🌠 when I’m feeling depressed 🙍‍♀️⛈️ (‘til I remember every time he made a pass at my friend 🤔💭😘🧍‍♀️) do I:
love him? 😍🥰
hate him? 🏃‍♂️🗡️🏃‍♀️💨🤬
I guess it’s up and down 🤷‍♀️⬆️⬇️ if I HAD to choose I would say right now…🤔
I WANNA:
get him back! 🏃‍♂️🗡️🏃‍♀️💨
make him really jealous 😠🟩 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨
make him feel BAD 😭💔👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨
I WANNA:
get him back! 🏃‍♂️💕🏃‍♀️💨
(‘cause then again 🤔 I really miss him 😔💭👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨 and it makes me real SAD 😭💭👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨)
I WANT:
SWEET revenge 🏃‍♂️🗡️🤪
him again…😔💭👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨
to get him BACK 😩 (BACK, back…)
so I write him all these letters 📝👩‍💻 and I throw them in the trash 🫳📃🗑️ ‘cause I miss the way he kisses 😔💭👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨 and the way he made me laugh 😔💭🤭 yeah, I pour my little heart out 👩‍💻🤳🏻💕 but as I’m hitting send 👩‍💻👉💌 I picture all the faces of my disappointed friends 👩‍💻💭🫣🤢🥴🙄 because everyone KNEW 🧐🧐🧐🧐 all of the SHIT that he’d do 💩 he said I was the only girl 🗣️🤚🤭 but that just wasn’t the truth!! 🧍‍♀️👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨 and when I told him how he hurt me 🤬🗯️ he’d tell me I was trippin’ 🙄💬 but I AM my father’s daughter 👨‍⚕️🙋‍♀️ (so maybe I could fix him 🤷‍♀️👩‍⚕️🩺🧍‍♂️)
I WANNA:
get him back! 🏃‍♂️🗡️🏃‍♀️💨
make him really jealous 😠🟩 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨
make him feel BAD 😭💔👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨
I WANNA:
get him back! 🏃‍♂️💕🏃‍♀️💨
(‘cause then again 🤔 I really miss him 😔💭👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨 and it makes me real SAD 😭💭👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨)
I WANT:
SWEET revenge 🏃‍♂️🗡️🤪
him again…😔💭👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨
to get him BACK 😩 (and then? 🤔 🗣️ and then!!!!)
to get him BACK (back…back…)
I WANNA:
key his car…🚙🔑🤏😈
make him lunch 🍲✨👌😇🪽
break his heart…💔💥🔨😈 (then be the one to stitch it up ❤️‍🩹🪡🤏😇🪽)
kiss his face 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨 (with an UPPERCUT 🤕💥🥊😈)
meet his mom 😇🤝👵 (just to tell her HER SON SUCKS!! 🗣️🗯️🫢)
I WANNA key his car…🚙🔑🤏😈 I WANNA make him lunch 🍲✨👌😇🪽I WANNA break his heart…💔💥🔨😈 stitch it right back up ❤️‍🩹🪡🤏😇🪽I WANNA kiss his face 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨 with an UPPERCUT 🤕💥🥊😈 I WANNA meet his mom 😇🤝👵 and tell her HER SON SUCKS!! 🗣️🗯️🫢
🗣️👏 I WANNA:
get him back! 🏃‍♂️🗡️🏃‍♀️💨
make him really jealous 😠🟩 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨
make him feel BAD 😭💔👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨
🗣️👏 I WANNA:
get him back! 🏃‍♂️💕🏃‍♀️💨
(‘cause then again 🤔 I really miss him 😔💭👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨 and it makes me real SAD 😭💭👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨)
I WANT:
SWEET revenge 🏃‍♂️🗡️🤪
him again…😔💭👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨
to get him BACK 😩 (and then? 🤔 🗣️ and then!!!)
to get him BACK, back, BAaAaCK…
🎸🎸🎸 I’ll get him! I’ll get him! I’ll get him! I’ll get him 😈💕BACK!!💕😈 (🗣️👏🗣️👏) Get him back!! (🗣️👏🗣️👏)
🍺🥴 I'm gonna get him sooooo good, he's not even gonna know what hit him…he’s gonna love me and hate me at the same time 😇😈💕 (🗣️👏 you better get him BACK!) shsjdidk I got him good I got him REALLY good 🗣️🍻🥴
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sugarbag · 10 months
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✰﹣𝗱𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮𝗯𝗯𝘆 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗰𝗮𝗻𝗻𝗼𝗻𝘀 :)
abby anderson x fem!reader
𝘀𝘆𝗻𝗼𝗽𝘀𝗶𝘀. what i think being in a relationship with abby would be like! (i have brainrot)
𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀. none i think, apart from poor writing because it's 2am 🤡 reader is referred to as girl a few times and it's implied that reader has long hair
FLUFF.
an. ummm so im officially obsessed with abby. theres a part at the end thats very specific for black women because self-insert 💅 but i'll put a little ✰ beforehand! english is still not my first language :) if you enjoy this pleeease let me know!
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- ok so first of all, abby is baby. she is soooo serious about nicknames it's adorable!! once you start calling her by a nickname it better stick because she will literally pout all day if you call her abby. if you do her call something other than a cheesy nickname, she really likes abigail. the way it rolls off your tongue, the way it feels like she's owned by you when you call her that, it makes her giddy :)
for you, she goes for "sweet girl" or "angel" :))
-is a clean freak. like an actual freak. she WILL bully you into folding your socks neatly next to hers and god forbid you leave crumbs in bed
-i do not care what anybody says, abby is an ass girl. when you're cuddling, her hand always finds its way to your behind. and when you question her about it, she says it must be sorcery.
of course, she loves every part of you but dat ass... do not bend over near her, she absolutely will fake fuck you from the back and put her whole heart into it. im talking grunting and moaning and you're just standing there like🤰
- she's such a great cook! she learned how to cook with her dad and after his passing, it became a way to feel closer to him. so she cooks for you all the time and acts grumpy when you call her your little housewife but she loves it really :)
-FOREHEAD KISSES‼️especially if there's a height difference, shes such a sucker for those! receiving and giving of course
- please play with her hair :( if you don't know how to braid, she'll teach you :(( BRAID IT OMGGG she loves when you do anything with her hair, brush it, braid it or just pass your hand in it, she'll take anything :) she'll only let you touch her hair, especially if it's undone and her beautiful blonde strands are on display goshhhh
- she will 100% let you paint her nails whatever color you want. no questions asked.
- shares everything with you. sometimes not even on purpose. like her clothes are your clothes and vice versa, you two basically have one big closet. gives you her jacket (the WLF one:)) you want some fries from abby's plate? done. you like her pine scented bodywash a little too much? it's yours :)
- absolutely HATES horror movies. she cannot stand them, maybe a few classics not too gorey but either way she just doesnt watch them. truth is she's a scaredy cat when it comes to horror movies, so when you insist to watch one together, you see your 6ft tank of a girlfriend with her eyes half open and flinching at every noise. truly an hilarious sight. if you watch horror movies alone, she'll just stand like a dad and never sit down because it scares her less that way lol🧍‍♀️
- ok so she's not big on pda but god is she clingy. she never lets go of you (not that you're complaining), always wants to touch you in some way, wether its by holding you hand or having her hand in your back pocket :)
- takes you on surprise dates!! you randomly get texts like "are you busy rn? the museum is open👀" or "it's been a while since we've been at the park. put your shoes on" XJDJSBD
- acts like she hates sunscreen just so that you'll have to put it on for her and smirks the whole time
- takes all the space in bed and when you complain about it, she just puts you on top of her "there, you go angel, got enough space now?"
- SHE LOVES CUDDLING big spoon, little spoon or just being intertwined on your shared bed, she just loves physical touch, ESPECIALLY yours <3
- she's an early bird. i believee abby has the sleep schedule of a grandpa, so she goes to sleep at 9pm sharp and wakes up at 5am to go to the gym. once you tried to persuade her to stay up longer and you got to 10:30pm🙀
- if you go to the gym with her, she'll be like a little kid, all excited to show you around and stays with you the whole time to teach you some exercises. doesn't matter if you know them already, she WILL show you everything
- is a bigggg fan of deep conversations. very early in your relationship, the two of you would have hours long conversations about literally anything. but at some point, you realize you've been talking for a while and abby's just sitting there, gazing at you and admiring everything about you. the way you talk, your voice, the little mimics you make or the way you move your hands when you're animated.. yeah she's down bad.
- she lovesss when you do skincare together, pretended like she hated it at first but she just feels so comfortable with you, she feels at ease. she can relax more and having a sheet mask on with cucumber slices under her eyes is surprisingly relaxing
- her main love languages are physical touch (i know, shocker), gift giving and quality time!
- gifts you sooooo many plushies but pouts when you put them on your bed?? and you're like, "where else should i put them?" and when she points to the closet, you're so offended. they're your babies they are not going in the closet. when you're both laying on the bed, she gives them the stink eye >:
- loves being domestic. cooking together, cleaning together, going to the museum and talk about what you saw days after still, taking walks in the park like an old married couple :) she just can't wait to be your wife :))
✰ (a few thoughts about abby with a black gf!)
- STEALS YOUR SHAMPOO! and when you tell her about, she acts innocent as if her hair didn't smell like shea butter and coconut
- that woman is fascinated by your hair routine. every product you have, she tries it out on herself because she lovesss the smells. she could watch you do your hair for hours (she has)
- wants to help with wash day and she gives the best scalp massages. gets a bit messy if she helps you and definitely takes even more time but she's so precious when she does it :( "is the water too hot?" "is that okay?" "am i tugging too hard?"
- is a fucking beast when it come to braiding your hair once you teach her, she can do anything, box braids, cornrows, knotless, YOU NAME IT
- could watch you in the sun for hours (she does) in an every day context she already wants to stare at you all the time, but when your skin is glowing in the light? she looks at you like you hang the moon and stars
- she wears bonnets religiously and you have matching ones ughh thats too cheesy (but true)
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LOOK AT HER‼️‼️
can you tell abby's my girlfriend??
tell me if you like it <3
✰﹣𝔰𝔲𝔤𝔞𝔯𝔟𝔞𝔤
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enhypen reaction to you calling them by their first name
Heeseung
“Heeseung what are your plans for today?”
“I’m sorry, what did you say?” he would ask with this face 😦
dawg was literally eating his cereal when you asked him this and just stared at you eating his cereal slowly
“Heeseung, I asked you what your plans were for today” you said rolling your eyes bc he wasn’t answering you 🥱
He then gets up out of his chair and walks over to you. he puts his arms on your shoulder and says “Please, enlighten me on what you said again”
your literally malfunctioning like a robot that just got water poured on it.
“Uhm no man”
“ugh ew don’t EVER call me man”
“Well then what do I call you, Heeseung?”
“I don’t know maybe like, Heedeungie or Bambi?”
his eyes would be sparkling sm i swear 🥹
unfortunately you would give in and call him ‘heedeungie’ and ‘bambi’
“What no i’m- i dont- ugh fine. ONLY because your my boyfriend and i love you <3”
he starts jumping up and down like a little child when he finally wins.
Jay
You’ve always really liked Jay’s perfume collection. He had some sprays that he’d let you borrow but you wanted some for your own.
“Hey Jeongseong, where do you get all these perfumes from?”
mans socks almost flew off his feet when you said his first name. 😇
“I’m sorry who the hell is Jeongseong?” he asked as if you didn’t know what had just came out of your mouth.
you, being a watery 🤡 just replied with, “Uhm who is the only man here with the name Jeongseong?”
blud looked at you so offended 😭
when you stood up from the couch dawg tackled you back on the couch and cuddled with you.
“I’ll get them for you-“
“Omg yay thank you so much!” you cut him off but he continues
“-Only if you don’t call me Jeongseong anymore.” he said looking at you with an eyebrow raised.
“Okay okay deal!”
man smiles at his success 😃
Jake
since winter was coming up, you still had your summer stuff out and really needed help putting it all away. Jake was doing nothing besides playing a game on his phone (let’s say rhythm hive 😍) so you decided ask him for help.
“Hey Jaeyun, would you mind helping me out by putting the summer shit in the shed? 😃”
🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️
“Uhm you good Jaeyun?”
🐌🐌
doesn’t make a big deal about it and decides to play along yk?
“Sure thing, Y/N. I’ll help you!” jake replied smiling from ear to ear.
You just stand there. You didn’t actually think that Jake would be so chill about it
🧍‍♀️
“What? What’s wrong Y/N”
“Ugh baby your ruined it!” you said playfully while running into the backyard.
“HAHAHA I SAUR GOT YOU GOOD.” Jake laughs and runs into the yard with you.
“You SAUR didnt 🥱🙄” you said mocking jake.
Sunghoon
blud is used to you doing this at this point. don’t even respond to you
“Hey Sunghoon what ya doing?” You ask.
“Oh nothing just watching TV.” He said as if it wasn’t obvious enough.
“Oh. Well Sunghoon I was just wondering if you wanted to watch a movie with me”
“Sure, I’ll pick the movie.” He said getting up
you were very confused on why he wasn’t reacting like you thought he would’ve. you honestly thought he would’ve been somewhat upset about it but he seems to not be bothered.
“Sunghoon can it be a action move please 🙏?” you asked. you called him sunghoon to see if it would tick him off but he didn’t budge.
“Hey! Why aren’t you reacting when I call you by your first name?” You ask upset
Sunghoon just slowly turns around and looks at you 😛
“Because, you do this to me all the time babe.”
“Oh”
🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️
you literally feel so embarrassed and now wanna dig your own grave.
Sunoo
Poor baby was so confused. he literally didn’t know what to do after what came out of your mouth.
“Hi Sunoo! Isn’t it such a pretty day out. Wanna go for a walk with me?”
babes just stood their with his mouth like 😦
looks around the room and then point to himself.
“Me?” he asked with his mouth still agape
“Yes you Sunoo! Who else is named Sunoo in this house?” you replied back
“No one..” he replied back softly.
“Do you wanna go for a walk with me Sunoo?”
“Only if you don’t call me Sunoo anymore. I like being call bub, baby, and ddeonu”
he was pouting and WHFILE he is saur cute.
sunoo rn:
🥺🥺
“Okay bub i’m sorry. I wont do it again.” You said smiling and hugging him.
happy sunoo = happy life
Jungwon
you and jungwon decided to do some ‘spring cleaning’ in your bedroom. yalls were cleaning underneath his bed when you found a skateboard
you always wanted to learn how to skate but never did because your older brothers were just asses 🙄
“Jungwonnnnn, ouuuu can you please teach me how to skate? please please pleaseeee?”
shy creature istg
“What? OH skating yeah mhm I could teach you!"
you literally spent the rest of the day learning and let's say you have scratches all over each your legs and hands..
He made it his job to place a a huge ass bandaid on each one and place a tiny kisthy on each one which eventually annoyed you.
MY HEART ❤️❤️❤️
Niki
you saw this trend on tiktok where people are making cakes of pictures of people but end up looking like it just fell 30ft in the air. you really wanted to do this with niki because 1. you were bored and 2. because you just love spending with with him.
you heard him coming towards the kitchen so you call him over
“Riki i wanna make something with you come here now please!”
he does that thing where he slowly turns his neck and pops his eyeballs out. (KSJDNDJISKOWOA IHOPE YALL KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT)
"What did you call me?" he says with a psychotic look while smiling in the hallway.
“Riki..baby..?”
he runs from the hallway, picks you up, and runs over to the living room to plop down on you.
"RIKIll HELP ME | CANT BREATHE"
acts innocent while your suffering
"So what did you wanna ask me? 😇😇😇 he says with his legs kicking back and forth while your under him
“I wanted to make a cake with you” you say out of breath.
“Oh yay! I love cake!” He says running back to the kitchen leaving you on the couch.
HAJOAPALA I CANT BELIEVE I FINALLY HAD THE NUTS TO POST 😭 yalls this is my first post so at least give me some credit for trying here ☹️ anyways, love yall. stay safe!! ❤️❤️❤️
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY AZUL
i have nothing prepared for you except my wet soppy thoughts
maybe i might rush write something bc i do have a few ideas on what to write
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fucking breathes
the best. fucking. groovy. ever.
like everyone go home right now.
I have tried to think of every way they could make him look good but it ends up being how they could fuck it up because I’m gonna be honest, a lot of Azul’s recent cards are either decent or not hitting that well 🤡🤡
but this. THIS.
HOLLLLYYYYYYYY FUCK IT’S EVERYTHING
THE LIGHTING . THE THE FUCKING FUCK.
TEH ? VMS LISTEN. HE'S THE CHARACTER FOR EVIL SMIRKS, SO OFC THIS SERIES OF EVIL GROOVIES WAS GONNA BE PERFECT FOR HIM BUT BU T BU T
THIS IS SOOOOOO GOOOD. LIKE??????? DEADASS THE BEST ???? SMIRK??????? HE'S EVER MADE?????????? AND HE LOOKS SOOOO MUCH LIKE HIMSELF
THIS IS ALSO THE BEST ANGLE WE'VE EVER GOTTEN THAT SHOWS HIS 'BALD' SIDE AND THAT'S S OGUFKCKNGJ GOOD
AND AND
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🧍‍♀️
h
he hey sir.
your hand looks cold.
m mm mind if i h hh hh hhhh hhol— gunshots are fired
ADN CAN I JUST
CRY ABOUT
PART OF YOUR WORLD BEING THE PAINTING LIKE LEI EK JLGSLKGNLSKDNGOADSNGOAINSAONGOAISNGI0AOHGIOAHGSDHIFGHSDOIGFHNSDINGIDSNJGKVDS
FUCKKKKK THIS WAS WHAT I'VE WANTED FOR THE PAST FWE MONTHS
THE PART OF YOUR WORLD SEGMETJKNJENJKSNGFNDKSJNGKSDKGNSDKLNGLSDGNDSLGS
FUCKGN ISN FCYRING
LISTEN LISTEN.
LISTEN.
I WILL DROP A HOT TAKE RIGHT NOW
THE LITTLE MERMAID SONG THAT DEFINES AZUL IS NOT POOR UNFORTUNATE SOULS BUT IT'S PART OF YOUR WORLD
AZUL'S SCHEMING AND CUNNING IS DEFINITELY FROM URSULA AND IS REFLECTED SOOOO MUCH IN POOR UNFORTUNATE SOULS
BUT HIS DREAMS
HIS GOALS
HIS AMBITIONS AND DETERMINATION TO MAKE HIS WISHES COME TRUE
PART OF YOUR WORLD REFLECTS THAT.
AZUL WOULD NOT BE AZUL IF IT WASNT FOR PART OF YOUR WORLD
AND THE SPECIFIC PART THEY SHOW OF PART OF YOUR WORLD. IT'S THE PART WHERE ARIEL WAS DETERMINED TO GET TO THE SURFACE
THAT'S LITERALLY AZUL
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
OUGOSHGHSODGHSUGUDSOHGODSGHOSDGDSGOSDHGISDOSDNGDGDSNGNSDOIGNIONAONGNAONSGIOSOGA
ok and can i just
scream about his story
BECAUSE. GOD FUCK THAT STORY LEFT ME DEAD.
loike like AZUL TALKED ABOUT HIS GRANDMA?????
THE SECOND BDAY STORY IN A ROW THAT HE TALKS ABOUT HOW HIS GRANDMA RAISED HIM AND AND HOW SHE'S BEEN SUCH A BIG INFLUENCE IN HIS LIFE
he's a grandma's boy ouhghfohfgf he loves his grandma sm he respects her and cherishes her goddddddddd
i love how he's aware that true compassion comes from not just spoiling someone but also disciplining them and whatnot
it adds to the balanced theme that he has going on
i also just rly love in general that azul loves and respects the maternal figures in his life not only because it makes him more respectable but also because it ties in with the feminism theme that you find in the little mermaid (whether animated or live action)
then then THE WHOLE LIKE,,, PART WHERE AZUL TELLS JAMIL THAT HE WAS SO SURPRISED AT ALL THE NEW SCENTS ON LAND THAT HE WAS SNIFFING AROUND LITERALLY
i first saw that part in an out of context screenshot, where jamil's like "lol haha you were just sniffing around everywhere omg" and i was like HUH?????
@/doom on twt also pointed out that it might be why Azul's into colognes and i think i shuold just be defenestrated at this point from how insane i've been goign
THE BARBEQUE PART THO
IT'S SO CUTE
AZUL, FLOYD, AND JADE DOING A BARBECUE....... WHEN THEY BARELY KNEW ABOUT LAND CULTURE AND PHYSICS................
AND THEY BURNT EVERYTHING LMAOOOO AND THE TWEELS BLEW SMOKE INTO HIS FACE THAT WAS JUST SO CUTE HONESTLY
jamil's like wow that sounds funny haha and honestly same jamil same
AND THEN THE PART WHERE THEY TALK ABOUT THE PR FOR NRC
god typical azul for doing it so that he can boost himself before graduatign
but i also got a lil emotional on that part not gonna lie bc he's Still grabbing opportunities to achieve his goals and he's working hard for them and god honestly that's one of the main reasons why i fell for him and i still love him for it
i also like
fucking died over his voiced line s
wtf
wtf are those lines
azul actually talking about love and crushes in his groovy....... but it's just him saying it's great cause he can exploit it lmaoooo
babe you're gonna be a disaster when you actually like someone i know it
jamil's already bordering on it, but if you actually end up liking Liking someone it's so over
personally what really fucking sent me though was Azul going "I take art as one of my courses so I can explain to you any painting you're interested in" LIKE
CMON.
CMONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN.
lore on NRC courses???
but also the way that's phrased sounds like art is an elective you can opt to take ? ?
and he CHOSE to take art? //? /
hELL O
AHAHFAHSHFOIAHSIOFHIOASHFIAS THE ARTIST IN ME IS GOING AWAOHOAHGOAH
ofc Azul looks at art in a business sense, but i love that he's so wiling to branch out and rly appreciate it
cause how many ppl out there put down art :')) employers in particular are really iffy about this
Azul's also designed mostro lounge so you know he has his own style
also wtf Azul, you have your tentacles in business, in science and maths (science would be chemistry ish because of alchemy and arithmetic is Literally listed as his talent), and now in the arts
just.
just
man
happy birthday ashengrotto. take my tears and my insanity for now until i can writey ou smth better
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asoftepiloguemylove · 10 months
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Could you pls do a web weaving of growing up not feeling beautiful bc no one ever told you so? 🤡🧍‍♀️Thank youuu
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this one was really hard ngl but i hope this is what you were looking for !!
Doris Day Que Sera Sera / Anne Sexton A Self-Portrait in Letters / unknown / Ron Hicks / pinterest / Carmen Maria Machado In the Dream House
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