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local-queer-disappointment · 4 hours

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🤿 squiblybeakers77 aug 25, 2014

how many times do I have to tell you guys octarians don't exist anymore. the army literally killed all of them in the great turf war you're not going to get a hot octoling gf they're fucking extinct

🍤 woomy-mother-fuckers aug 30, 2014

op your bio says you listen to turquoise october

🤿 squiblybeakers77 aug 30, 2014

yeah cause it's a bop. not made by octarians tho, it's a coverup to keep us from questioning it.

⭐ tetradualies-trash mar 8, 2024

guys I found this gem from like a decade ago. aged very well I think

🐡 OutFishing mar 16, 2024

is this person real... @squiblybeakers77 were you created in a lab I don't understand you

🦐 NOBODYTOUCHMYFISHFRYS mar 19, 2024

and here we have the legendary squibly, who fought valiantly against Big Octo's lies and also didn't bother to take the fifteen minute bus ride to mt nantai where you could've literally seen octolings patrolling the outside of octo canyon. truly a warrior of the people,

🔫 z3nz0nes mar 20, 2024

"turquoise october isn't actually octolings".... THE LYRICS ARE IN OCTARI??? A WHOLE ASS DIFFERENT LANGUAGE?????

🦐 NOBODYTOUCHMYFISHFRYS mar 20, 2024

zen you don't understand. obviously Big Octo created a fake language to keep us complacent

🌷 burst-bombs-are-gay mar 25, 2024

omg why didn't u guys tell me my wife went extinct in 2014 😔😔😔 @yokoandthegoldbisexuals I miss u already babe 💔

#also loving the implication that Big Government was like #"hey we need to fake some stuff for this octo thing" #and the best idea they could come up with was... leaving an unlabeled cd in a dumpster???? #granted the later ones had labels but like. that's absolutely insane what do you MEAN

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#tw unreality #fake tumblr dash #fake tumblr post #splatoon #splatoon 3 #splatoon 2 #octo expansion #turquoise october #this was really fun to make

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im-in-a-love-cult · 7 months

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if you do a post of headcannons for the valkyries i will pass out tbh

HII sorry this took so long 😭🔫

Marauders era hcs !!

The valkyries

Lily

Really freckled on her arms

Not only on her arms but theyre more obvious on her arms

Had a bob in 1st year but grew her hair long and kept it like that ever since

Really well spoken

Loves doing Sirius' hair but he barely ever lets her do it 😭

Really good at all subjects except flying 💀

LOVES ABBA NOBODY TELL ME DIFFERENTLY IDC WHAT U SAY

i can see her making daisy chains with 1st years

Gets annoyed easily 😭

Same tbh

Amazing at comforting people

MY AUTOCORRECT CHANGED AMAZING TO AMSTERDAM??

Laughs like a 3 year old

She means sm to me ngl

Mary

The real casanova of gryffindor tower

Used to people calling her a whore :(

Its ok Marlene beats them up

Has the most beautiful curly hair

Has one of those smiles that lights up the room

Loves fire

Same

An inch above average height

In a modern era she listens to songs like maneater and promiscuous girl

Red lips are her staple idc

Has a crush on young male teachers 😭😭

Always falls for gay guys

Same bae same

'I like him-' 'Mary he's gay' '...fuck.'

Only wears dresses on fancy occasions

She wears joggers the rest of the time

God shes so me

Marlene

Raging lesbian

Finds men revolting 💀

FAKE BLONDE SHE BLEACHES HER HAIR

sorry that was aggressive

Almost always has that smokey eyeliner on

YKNOW THE EMO ONE??

same bae same

Energetic asf

Rock music enthusiast

You'll never catch her wearing a dress

She wears trousers with her uniform

So so dramatic

Has a really nice jawline

Got a mullet for shits and giggles then kept it till the day she died

Which wasnt that long

AHEM

Really good at catching food in her mouth when someone throws it

REALLY STRONG PUNCHER

Sleeps with a teddy idc

God shes so me

Keeps gifts people give her even if its a tiny little wildflower and then proceeds to deny it

Threw up when someone asked if her and Sirius were together 💀🔫

HOPE YOU ENJOYED!!

I didnt do dorcas cuz i did them in the slytherin skittles hcs :))

I can do angst and ship headcannons if anyone would like that

I'm also contemplating doing x reader headcannons LMFAO 😭 I FEEL LIKE THEYD BE POPULAR LEAVE ME ALONE

x reader can be romantic or platonic btw 😭 But reader would ever be gn or male cuz i keep complaining about no male reader so i figured I'd do it myself 🙄🙄

Ok thank you all for the support !!

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prpfs · 1 year

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Hello! 🔫 26 yr old transmasc stoner dude looking for a pretty specific fandomless oc based mxm roleplay over discord!

The basic premise is two brothers (or cousins) running a drug cartel and are in love with each other. This will include dark themes such as incest, drug use, and violence. (This is heavily inspired by my current obsession with Narcos and Pablo’s relationship with his cousin.)

Muse A- My character. Leader of the cartel, and lets be real he’s basically Pablo Escobar but more incestual and more gay. He has a god complex, he makes the world go round in his mind. He has big aspirations of using his wealth to build a better life for the people who live in poverty where he grew up to the point of wanting to have political power. He’s super stoic expect when he’s beating the shit out of someone, and he needs Muse B for protection/brains (something we can fill out together and will be informed by your characterization of Muse B.)

Muse B- Your character. Muse A’s right hand man. He came from where Muse A came from, they’re both from the streets and have had a tough life, and he believes in creating a better life for his people like Muse A. He sees what Muse A is capable of and knows he’s the real deal (even if Muse A has some delusions of grandeur) while also having undying family loyalty to him. (Feel free to make this character your own and really fill him out!)

I’m cool with any length replies from a few lines to a few paragraphs. My replies are usually 2-4 paragraphs but I wouldn’t mind doing shorter replies at all.

I work and don’t have the capacity to reply as consistently as I would like so please be patient. If I take longer then 3 days to reply feel free to bug me!

I would also love to have a personal friendly relationship with you and talk about ourselves and share playlists/pinterest boards/art with each other!

If this interests you feel free to like this post and I’ll send you a message or add me on discord vic.stein#0654

Leave a like, and anon will get back to you!

And/Or

Discord: vic.stein#0654

#oc roleplay #oc rp #oc x oc #m/m #nuclear

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aqueeracademic · 11 months

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morse being queer (and other commentary) pt 12:

season 3, episode 4, “Coda”:

- opening with a funeral

- how very camp

- morse taking his lil test 🥰

- morse is such a know it all im obsessed with him

- “only in oxford”

- last time i checked there’s porn everywhere babe

- thursday insinuating they’re gay just to piss them off is so….

- i guess we can’t all be perfect

- also strange is so casually badass i’m fully obsessed with him

- the coughing thing is so embarrassing 😐

- debryn thinking morse is talking about nature studies when he says “stag films”

- he’s so 🥺🥺

- debryn always gives morse a well needed reality check and i respect him sm for it

- i, too, would stare at morse for an entire concert if the opportunity presented itself

- “come and see me”

- morse’s face immediately looks panicked and blushy he’s so embarrassing 🙄

- sam leaving 😭😭😭🔫🔫🔫

- morse is always so flabbergasted by how thursday does business

- “i was frightened for the most part.” “of what?” “of being found out. being found wanting.”

- that’s gay! in case you were confused. it’s gay

- this professor is so weird 😐

- i don’t like him at all! and i don’t like that hes using morse’s previous trauma to guilt him into investigating his wife

- thursday getting suspended for police brutality is… not something i can be all that upset about

- like sucks but 🤷‍♀️

- that’s how it goes

- he needs to rest his cough anyway tbh

- trewlove is SO CUTE I AM OBSESSED

- morse awkwardly whipping out the word bird to really trick the bingo guy into talking to him is so funny to me

- he’s like “the uh… 🤢 b-bird.”

- take a BREATH morse

- i refuse to believe that “spotted dick” is a real thing in the UK

- y’all gotta know how that sounds

- morse is so terrible with women i hate him 😀

- “a fellow must have the latest this or that to impress the ladies” and morse being like 😬

- it’s so gay

- joan being like “you’re right, it’s not your place to say.” and then morse being like 😮 is real!

- “let it go, for your own good.” “that’s rich, coming from you.”

- i HATE THIS DAMN PROFESSOR

- people don’t ever let morse just suffer in peace

- i just spilled water all over myself and missed his entire conversation w that other professor but i’m not gonna rewind we r just gonna live w it

- strange is… getting gradually less cool the longer the show goes on

- like i need him to calm down.

- i know he’s above morse now but he is so like… determined to be perceived as above him it’s uncomfortable

- and beating someone up RIGHT AFTER thursday gets suspended???? let’s get it together

- thursday is incapable of taking critique from morse and i don’t understand why

- he’s RIGHT and you should listen to him

- “morse? people will say we’re in love.”

- that professor is so fucking funny

- also clocked morse as a lil 💅 right away

- bank robbery is so crazy

- not all the main characters being directly affected!!

- bright moves SO DAMN QUICK when strange comes in i love him

- HOLY SHIT

- trewlove’s partner getting shot is so crazy to me she cannot catch a break

- morse is a lot braver than people give him credit for

- he straight up called an ARMED ROBBER stupid without hesitation

- i love him

- morse casually solving an entirely separate case during the robbery is wild

- trewlove 🥺🥺🥺

- winnie 🥺🥺🥺

- bright keeping that gun is something that can be so personal

- this guy is a FUCKING snitch

- a snitch.

- and i can’t stand him!

- debryn pulling up fully prepared to tend to bodies is so sick.

- joan is a RIDE OR DIE TYPE BITCH

- ok he didn’t deserve to die just for snitching but like…. the line “i don’t like liars but i hate a grass” is SO ICONIC

- joan’s reaction to the leader telling his little crony to put morse down is wild

- the way she closes her eyes 🫤🫤🫤

- final straw!

- lowkey thursdays voice….

- just kidding!

- no i’m not.

- coughing up a bullet?

- thursday is the coldest man alive.

- the way my MOM JUST SAID “yeah, you wanna be a hero by selling somebody else out. asshole. he’s a coward.”

- she gets it!

- strange is a ride or die ass bitch and i respect that even if i don’t like him rn

- morse holding joan when the guy blows the lock off 🫤🫤🫤

- i love them

- i don’t ship it!

- but i love them

- “the chambers empty! and he’s too stupid to count to six!”

- morse is so………..

- thursday needs to get his act together 😐

- like u fr gonna murder someone in front of ur daughter??

- THERE WAS A BULLET LEFT??????

- i hate morse

- hes so self sacrificing

- no way he j goes back to his job after all that

- he’s so filled with fear all the time i just need him to breathe

- “love, morse. imagine that.”

- he’s so disrespectful i hate him

- oh my god morse is so fine

- he has NO BUSINESS sitting in that chair like that

- morse realizing he loves her is something that makes me so violent

- i hate him

- i mean i have never related to a fictional character more in my life

- but i hate him

- this MAROON PULL OVER

- he knows he looks good

- “just give it a chance” = “just give me a chance”

- “you mean the world to them. you mean the world…”

- and then being UNABLE TO SAY IT??????????? i’m so fucking sick

- her reaching up to hold his face and him feeling a little hopeful only for it to be her checking his wound

- listen:

- i talk all day about morse being queer and how much he likes men and how he should end up with a man but like

- joan is the second person this SEASON to leave him

- the second person he loves who leaves him in the span of a few months

- he lost jakes in the spring and joan in the fall and he’s all alone for winter 🫤

- so whatever i think about his sexuality isn’t important because either way he KEEPS getting left alone by people he loves and, not only is it important to his character, it fucking HURTS

- and i love him.

#endeavour #endeavour itv #endeavour morse #morse #itv endeavour

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how-the-feathers-have-fallen · 2 years

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Okay i was binging TUA last night so I'm doing a 2 in 1 Jo Daily post.

1) Back on Firm Ground

When I saw the title of this chapter a wave of peace and relief hit me so strong that I briefly glimpsed a total state of Nirvana.

"I feel like for the past few days I’ve been falling and falling and now I’m back on firm ground, and Cassie’s caught me". Okay first of all, I'm repeating myself like a broken record, but GOD I WISH I HAD WHAT THEY DID. Also the difference between Jo falling but Cassie catching her vs Dean being buried and Cas lifting him up. Ola you've got me comparing JoCassie to Destiel I'm frothing at the mouth. Remeber how DC fanboys acted when Joker was announced? This, this is my Joker.

"isn’t it weird how talking to girls can send more adrenaline through you than the prospect of a hunt?" Me, who's used to Dean Winchester's internal monologues: Nope 😃 this is fine 😃. The prospect of a hunt eh? The one thing in life you arguably want the most and talking to girls (specifically Cassie) has you more riled up than that?. 🤨 2 + 2 = Mc2 to our girl Jo.

"She thought I was gay! She looked at me, Jo Harvelle, and saw me as gay." Okay and? I looked at water, H2O, and see that it is wet.

"That’s makes me feel so weird, that someone would think of me as gay. There’s nothing wrong with it, obviously. It’s just, I don’t know why but I haven’t stopped thinking about it all day." Maybe because the tought of you being gay never occurred to you and your sacred of stopping to think because the conclusion you might come to may cause you sevear mental damage?

"I told her that I’m not into women or anything, and that I have a boyfriend." Uhhhhh, are you gonna tell her or should I?

" I don’t why I instantly regretted it when I said it - I guess I just like being me and only me when I’m around her, and not tied to anyone else, even if Rick does make other parts of my life simpler." Oooooh boi. So you admit it? You feel lighter and truer to yourself around Cassie? You admit you feel tied down to people like your boyfriend and your mother? You admit the only reason you're with Rick cause he makes your life easier? Say, convincing your mother to let you Hunt? Even maybe, straight pass? Confirm to hetronormativity? 🔫🤨 I'm holding you at gun point Joanne answer me.

"she never said she was a lesbian, she just said she liked women, and that actually she’s bisexual" First of all. BI4BI DEANCASSIE! OLA YOU KEEP ME WINNING! Finally a bisexual woman of colour (if you haven't realised this is basically the only Canon I belive in). We don't get a lot of those. Go figure.

"Cassie said it makes watching movies a lot harder because everyone is really attractive which made me laugh, and from then on we were just friends again, just Jo and Cassie ready to take on the world together." Cassie that is so real and true and yass and slay of you. Finally speaking about how Hollywood is targeting bisexuals specifically.

ALSO.

'just Jo and Cassie ready to take on the world together' 🤝 'So, what. I'm Thelma and you're Louise, and we're just gonna hold hands and sail off this cliff together?'

"I love her so much. Not in the way she might like me, though. It’s different." I'm not even gonna waste my time with this one. But Jo. This is what Dean Winchester sounds like. And we all know where that went.

"I’ve been talking with Eileen via email more too, she’s actually quite a fast replier when her laptop isn’t broken. Funnily enough, I think her and Rick would really get along. Us three are all hunters, and even through her writing I can see Eileen has just the type of humor Rick would find funny too. If I can ever convince mom to let me go hunting, it’s Eileen and Rick I’d want to go with." :/ Rick 3rd wheeling my brotp is leaving a bad taste in my mouth. If he plans to pull a Luther, he better pull it fast. Elieen honey you're doing amazing sweetie.

2) Thirty Seven

"Now that everything with Cassie has blown over and she doesn’t think I’m either homosexual or homophobic" - Me: Haha silly girl doesn't know she's gay.

"I’ve been thinking more about what that means for Mary and mom."

Me:

"Wouldn’t it be weird if mom was gay too? LOL"

"She adores Uncle Rufus too, but because She adores Uncle Rufus too, but because he and Bobby had such a bad falling out we don’t get to see him so much anymore." RUFFUS. HE'S HER UNCLE TOO. WHAT DO U MEAN THEY FELL OUT. AHHHH THEY BETTER MAKE UP CAUSE THERES A YOUNG LESBIAN IN NEED OF GUIDANCE.

"Okay I’ve decided, I’m going to ask her about Mary tomorrow. Hopefully mom won’t get pissy with me." This is either gonna go really good or really bad. Either way I'm gonna be glued to my phone checking my emails.

"the only person I’m performing for is myself" Just when I think Ive become immune to Jo feels Ola pulls something like this.

#supernatural #spn #jo daily #jo harvelle #lesbian jo harvelle #cassie sandsmark #bisexual cassie sandsmark #helen harvelle #bobby singer #rufus turner #mary winchester #lesbian mary winchester #elieen leahy #jocassie #bi4bi deancassie #hellenmary #bobbyrufus #destiel #ola 🤠

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hopelessaromanticwithdaddyissues · 2 years

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*screaming noises*

main: @that-dense-idiot

talk tag: 1 coherent thought

art tag: dense art

f/os and their tags

romantic:

Jon [eddsworld] - 👻 dumb as bricks soft as song

Mangle [fnaf] - 💔 i am the bite of 87

Krampy [cattails] - 💀my type is weird

Coco [cattails] - 🐼 tutorial character

parental:

Wheatley [portal 2] - 💙 blue moron

Seam [deltarune] - 😺 the seap owner

Seymour [lsoh] - 🌿 oh no hes morally conflicted

Rabbi!Cartman [south park] - ⏳️ i am unwell

Red [angry birds] - 🤬 gay birds said it was ok

my kids:

Melvin [captain underpants] - 🧪 nerd [affectionate]

Kenny [south park] - 🧡 my dead gay son

Butters [south park] - 🍔 thats me!

Purrcis [castle cats] - 🐾 mutual daddy issues

Crutchie [newsies] - 💛 poisonality

Garfield [garfield] - 🐱 the one thing hes not is a scardey cat

siblings:

Eduardo [eddsworld] - 💚 bastard [affectionate]

Cartman [south park] - 🖕 oh hes awful

Pico [picos school/fnf] - 🔫 gay people used to be real

Dib and Gaz [invader zim] - 👁🎮 thats just a theory

Karkat [homestuck] - ♋ my brother in anger issues

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baekhvuns · 2 years

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Hwa, spare a tit or two 🤲🏻 even if they're flat I'll take them!

Vampire Jimin makes sense and DILF Namjoon yeah, so predictable lmao.

I feel the same about fanfiction. I read some San ffs at the beginning of stanning, but with Hongjoong and Yeosang I only really read threesomes with Seonghwa jahsggsdjahdjshss sometimes people send me snippets of other fics so I go through them. I read some Seongjoong once or twice, because I knew someone who wrote and read for them, but they became a bit too invested in that ship and it felt like they were seriously seeing them as a couple and I'm not here for that 🤡🔫 I used to enjoy MxM fiction, but it started to feel weird, especially because most MxMs aren't written by gay men so it's a bit off putting to me. I also dislike how other sexualities than straight and gay basically don't exist in the fanfiction world. The plots might be really great, but I just can't do the smut 😭

Before I proof read some SKZ fics, but I wouldn't call it proper reading, because I had to look away during smut scenes hdusjjsdnhdshjs. Sometimes I scroll through tags for other groups like my children Enhypen and see some hardcore dom smut I need to run away 😭🤚🏻

Please do not ask about my writing career hahhaahhaha it was long ago and 🤡

Oh yeah idols are extremely sexualised, sexualised or infantilsed - for some people there's nothing in between. There's no problem with calling someone sexy unless they're underage, but people go too fucking far. I have a "friend" who claims to be a soft stan and acts pretty delulu sometimes, but then goes 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵 at every picture. So fucking exhausting. And they don't even like men irl much, lmao I think after getting into kpop they started simping for Korean men in general which is creepy af. A whole ass 27 year old ehhhh

Hahaha yes I think I liked Wolf ironically at first, but now I genuinely don't mind it. Bestie I said print 😭😭😭 I used to draw, but not anymore. If I could I would be drawing/painting Seonghwa left and right

https://twitter.com/ln21771/status/1525116957946793992?t=YnF9MqhV2V5SmKXrSu7MEw&s=19

https://twitter.com/hwachipp/status/1525141200562683904?t=Npc0fXC-rsp2Z1ofIYu22g&s=19

So trueeee he's always immaculately styled, I know it's easy cause he has great body proportions and is willing to experiment. But he just works every type of style so well. Versatile king 😍

Btw I'm going to another kpop party tonight, I'll let you know how it went. Hope they play a lot of Ateez, sadly it's +16 so I expect a lot of cringy Koreaboos and creepy guys... - DV 💖

hihi!

Hwa, spare a tit or two 🤲🏻 even if they're flat I'll take them!

LMFAOOOO PLS IM IN A PUBLIC SPACE AND THE WAY I LAUGHED FBWNDBWKDHWK spare a hwa tit foundation 😭😭😭😭😭

Vampire Jimin makes sense and DILF Namjoon yeah, so predictable lmao.

iTS ALWAYS DILF OR CEO FRR or single dad au 😭😭😭😭😭

YEAAAAH 10000% the mxm smut feels a little off putting fr fr 😭😭 their plots are really great but i skip past the smut so fast you’d think im the flash 🔫 but like there’s a few fics on ao3 without smut that shOULD LITERALLY BE PUBLISHED,,, when ppl become too invested in a ship and begin to think its real irl ??? 😭😭

SAME 😭😭😭😭 i used to beta read a skz fic and i had to read the smut part bc that was the whole point,,, the way my face scrunches up reading about them bc i geNuinly cannot imagine them doing this 😭😭 the choking and calling sluts and sorts,, sometimes i read the fic for the plot and skip the smut

Please do not ask about my writing career hahhaahhaha it was long ago and 🤡

👁👄👁

insanely sexualized and infantilized to the point some ppl just look at them as sexual objects bur then say “i feel so bad that theyre so sexualized” AND THEN DO THE EXACT SAME THING,, i have one too and im so tired 😭😭😭 i try to stray away from the topic by sending memes or something but they ALWAYS send stuff like that like come on bestie 😭😭😭 NAURRRRRRRR THAT “FRIEND” NEEDS TO STOP BFMWBDKW the fetish increases?? 😭😭 foe the delulu part, i do it for funsies “if he breathes one more time im going full delulu” but the ppl ik fr fr go “gonna go sk and walk by kq or work there, they wont ever escape me” 😭😭😭😭

u know those who liked wolf are into abo fics 🤚🏼YOU ARE A FURRY i also genuinely don’t mind it but when i tell ppl that they just go “ur just trying to convince yourself” 😭😭???? aHHHH u print pc’s 👁👁

https://twitter.com/ln21771/status/1525116957946793992?t=YnF9MqhV2V5SmKXrSu7MEw&s=19

https://twitter.com/hwachipp/status/1525141200562683904?t=Npc0fXC-rsp2Z1ofIYu22g&s=19 So trueeee he's always immaculately styled, I know it's easy cause he has great body proportions and is willing to experiment. But he just works every type of style so well. Versatile king 😍

ABSOLUTELY AND THE WAY HIS MODEL BODY MAKES HIM LOOK EVEN BETTER 😮‍💨 shinestar’s also follow him and are the best dressed 🤚🏼 following mingki’s

Btw I'm going to another kpop party tonight, I'll let you know how it went. Hope they play a lot of Ateez, sadly it's +16 so I expect a lot of cringy Koreaboos and creepy guys... - DV 💖

g-good luck bestie

Shit bestie I think I forgot to include this important video in my previous ask THE WAY HE PULLED HIS HOODIE UP, MADE SURE HIS ASS IS ON SHOW https://twitter.com/raspberryhwa/status/1525025978908651526?t=KtQ9qPzkPzeCJrdG0LhK-g&s=19

VFMWBDMWHDMWBDKWHDKW IM GONNA CRY HES SO AGGRAVATINGLY CUTE 😭😭🔫

also

#✉️ : ask #dv 💖 anon

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tacticalhimbo · 11 months

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1, 3, 6 🔫

idk which asks these are for so you get two sets because ily 💕

from the choose violence ask game:

1. the character everyone gets wrong

oh man oh man there's so many. will forever live and die as a preston garvey defender.

people reduce his character so much and it's like !!! no!!! he is traumatized and he wants to do good and his urgency in pushing radiant quests is (from a meta perspective) him trying to hope that this person who saved him will want to do the right thing and i'm so mad when ppl call him annoying. ur annoying (not you tho)

3. screenshot or description of the worst take you've seen on tumblr

i started on a rant abt "real" queer discourse but bad fandom take as of late is that characters with unlabeled sexualities can't be queer. looking at the cyberpunk fandom mostly bc they started it up again for pride month, but i've seen it in all of them.

like. boo fucking hoo if you think this side npc is cishet. i don't care. and you shouldn't care if ppl headcanon them as queer. it doesn't "ruin" the character, and if you think it does... ur gross and i hate you ♡

6. which ship fans are the most annoying?

idk about specific ships but the fans who act like their ship is the most canon. even if it is... read my last point. who fucking cares! honestly. so long as the ship isn't like, y'know, pedophilic and shit like that... who cares? let people make their blorbos kiss like barbies.

from the allosexual aromantic ask game:

1. what is your place on the aromantic spectrum?

i consider myself just aromantic! maybe demiromantic.... but probably not.

3. what is your personal romance stance?

i'm not entirely repulsed by the concept of romance, but i don't see it as being a hierarchy. that, and i'm not comfortable with the weight of romance. very much a queer platonic relationship truther 😌

6. what labels do you use for other forms of attraction?

i use gay, queer, and mlm/nblm/nblnb. tho used romantically, i do also use polyamorous and ambiamorous

#txt #ask game #cw discourse #bam 💕

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ngc-5194 · 2 years

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Hi hello tell me all about this mf /gen 🔫🔫

funny u use the (water) gun emoji there an-

and if you insist.

joshua, he's just so,,,, *vague hand gestures* y'know? like he,,,, *even vaguer hand gestures*

he lives in that specific vein of if he were a real person, i would punch him so fast, with absolutely no regret, but since he's a character it's all i could talk about him literally all day, about how he very meticulously presents himself to the world, about his motivations and guesses about his reasonings behind his decisions, about reasons that could make him the way that he is, about-

he's just,,,, analyzing him is so fun and interesting and difficult and.

he's a highly complex character who's nearly impossible to get a complete grasp of because of his own characteristics and ways he goes about interacting with other characters. he's exactly like my cat in his smug superiority and bastardness. the snippets of his backstory we get (if we are to assume they're true) paint a rather tragic story of a kid who lived his entire life seeing other people, who no one except him and this one café owner could see, die in front of him, only to die young himself and join in the same twisted game he watched play out in front of him his whole life. if i could i would crush him like a bug. is the joshua we see in another day the way he would be were he not under the responsiblity of caring for the city? if he hadn't seen the game his entire life? can we ever really know with all of the masks and walls he has up all the time? *points* gay gay homosexual gay

#i doubt this makes any sense but hiiii an #ty for letting me ramble about my favourite(???????) twewy character #twewy #joshua kiryu #i'd say i'm sorry for being back on my twewy bs‚ but i don't think i was ever off it. so.#asks #nomynameisanon #mutuals <3

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The album grew on me a bit, but it's a confusing one, usually I'm like this "omg I love this" "this is nice" "I don't care for it" e.g. ZFP3 I was obsessed with DV and Rocky, liked ES, AAY, NTL, didn't care for FLID. Here every song has elements I like and elements I'm not fond of? Like sometimes they did too much, sometimes not enough (my biggest issue are still the choruses). I more or less got used to the beat and tone changes after listening a few times and I know the album is very cohesive and interesting (the instrumentals are really great), but it just didn't hit me that much, not to the point of replying songs over and over again. And that's a bit sad, cause it's clearly their biggest comeback. So yeah I accepted the album, it might be their most ambitious and cohesive one which is always a nice concept, but I can't say it's my favourite, ZFP1 is still superior because I enjoyed every song instantly. Not sure how to even rank the tracks, maybe Cyberpunk>Guerrilla>The Ring=Sector 1>New World>WDIG. I'm only sure about number 1 and 2, because other songs confuse me too much fhusudhjsjahsjw it's like this: 📈📉📈📉📈

I know a few people who aren't 100% into it (or not into it at all), so I don't feel alone lmao. But I'm glad most people, even non-Atinys like it and good for the boys, they worked hard. Ah with distancing myself I meant in general, I've been less into kpop recently, even my fave groups, so maybe that's also why I'm not that crazy about this Ateez comeback 🤔

I know BB Hwa was a simp, but also a dumb dumb, so he needed to be put in his place! So true, his brother stole the show, but at first I was excited about the possibility of Hwa having a real dog 😭 No bestie that asshole I genuinely despise still, one of my friends sees him occasionally and 🔫 ETL was not possible because a. I don't do lovers b. He's gay c. He's a real little bitch who messed with 2 of my friends. Me too, I only remember there was a lot of smut in Duke, but like I said I read it once and I'm an old person, my memory is lacking 💀

Uhhhh and what about my villain Y/N story 🤧 I remember you mentioning another AU, fake dating? Or was it for another member? I could've sworn you said something about Hwa ETL fake dating and some wedding? 🤔

Omg no I don't think I've ever seen that Geronimo guy, but he looks cute! I didn't dress as Sam... not yet at least 👀 the new episodes felt off cause the art was a bit different and they had different voices. Some of my fave cartoons except Totally Spies were Pokemon, Moomins, The Smurfs, Hamtaro, W.I.T.C.H, The Flintstones, Pinky and the Brain, Braceface, Life with Louie, What's with Andy, The Kids from room 402, Franklin, Heathcliff and the Catillac Cats. Some were older, some I watched in my early teens

I want that penguin ahhhhh, that website has so many Seonghwa's... dragons, cats, bunnies, birds - seriously is there another idol who has so many fursonas?!

Kitty cathwa yes 💖💖💖💖 have you seen this

This guy is such an non-threat lol. What is this behaviour????? . Anddddd this one should be locked away 🚨🚨🚨🚨

Ah my friend won a fan call with Mingi, I'm so happy for her, she couldn't speak with him during ZFP2 and she won fan calls twice, but he's her ult so I'm happy it's finally happening! - DV 💖

hi hello!!!

AHHHHH MAKES SENSE I THINK ITS RLY NICE THAT U AT LEAST GAVE IT A LISTEN OR GAVE IT A TRY! some openly just 🔫🔫 even if it’s something not your style! jVDNSBS CYBERPUNK IS RLY SO GOOD love love the note change hdjd hopefully they perform it live 😭😭😭omg did u listen to blackpink’s ready for love?? it’s actually kinda slaps dbdb

yeah!! def a really big comeback with sHIT TON OF PCS IM READY TO ROB FBFBFB they really worked really hard 😭😭😭 someone tweeted about seonghwa having a tough time after 3 takes and was being supported by the dancers,, the choreo is definitely super difficult ABFMWBDKW AHHH tbh i also get it fbf after 2017 the kpop attraction i had just started to 📉📉📉📉

A DUMB SIMP 😭😭😭 HE WAS ENDEARING DJDJDJ LMFAOOOO NAURRR 😭😭😭 i will make sure in the next fic of his i will include a doggo for him <3 name it hamin too <3 GOD DAMN I CAN SMELL THE RAGE FROM JUST THOSE SENTENCES NDNDNDND 😭😭😭 LETS JUST KEEP IT AT ENEMIES TO ENEMIES,,, LMFBFMWJDKE IS IT OLDNESS or is it bc u don’t drink enough water 🔫

iMMA NEED U TO TELL ME WHICH ONE U WANT FIRST 🔫 i like being told to do a certain thing bc ✨ indecisive ✨ so i will follow that exactly dbdbd YES THE WEDDING ONES ABSOLUTELY YES I WILL WRITE IT <3 will have a uquiz soon where u can decide dbdb

HE REALLY IS CUTE the art is so nostalgic and cozy, as if it’s christmas and ur wrapped in a blanket and it’s rly >>>> YOU NEED TO DRESS UP AS HER OH MY GOD PLS WITH ALL THE GADGETS AND ALL DBDB oh???? different voices??? 🤨🤨🤨 well damn, time to binge the older ones bc damn dbdb I KNOW ALOT OF THOSE CARTOONS BUT DO U RMR “RECESS” AND MAGIC SCHOOL BUS

I want that penguin ahhhhh, that website has so many Seonghwa's... dragons, cats, bunnies, birds - seriously is there another idol who has so many fursonas?!

NOPE DBDBD SEONGHWAS FANDOM IS FULL OF FURRIES 😭😭😭😭😭 bestie buy it 🔫

Kitty cathwa yes 💖💖💖💖 have you seen this

STOP STOP STOP IM GONNA SCREAM IM FBWNFHWJ

This guy is such an non-threat lol. What is this behaviour????? .

he’s sO LAME 😭😭😭😭,,, that behaviour is that one scene in duke where the yn is talking to her mother and seonghwa’s standing behind her mother doing this 🔫🔫🔫

Anddddd this one should be locked away 🚨🚨🚨🚨

DO YOU WANT A SEONGHWA FIC BREATHE IF YES FBWMFJKWD

Ah my friend won a fan call with Mingi, I'm so happy for her, she couldn't speak with him during ZFP2 and she won fan calls twice, but he's her ult so I'm happy it's finally happening! - DV 💖

OH MY GOD?????? THATS SO COOL OMG PLS WOWFBWMDHSJ SHES SO LUCKY!!!! bestie u better get a pola now 🔫

oH i rmr u mentioning u went to india for a wedding right? did u get to wear the outfits and the jewelry 😧😧😧 omg dID U GET EVERYTHING????

THE PHOTOS // 2

AND LITERALLY THE PRETTIEST MAN ALIVE !!!!!

#✉️ : ask #dv 💖 anon

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