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willgrahamscock · 3 months

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Hey are you offended by the word bitch? I'm going to send you a hate anon, but I saw that you go by she/her and I respect women

don't let anything stop u from being a hater king

#alex answers #ASDFGHHKL????

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william-snekspeare · 9 months

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conversation I have with my ferret 1000x a day

#she never answers 😔#ferret #comic #digital art #art

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luthienne · 5 months

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i wake up thirsty and i think of palestine. i go to the doctor’s office and i think of palestine. a sign in the corner of the waiting room says ‘this is a place of healing, disruptive behavior will not be tolerated’ and i think of palestine. they probably weren’t thinking of bombs and snipers and mass graves in parking lots. i call my parents and i think of palestine. i drive to the grocery store and i think of palestine. i look at the clear blue sky and i think of palestine. i put the dishes away and i think of palestine. i feed my cat and i think of palestine. i listen to music and i think of palestine. i read poetry and i think of palestine. i text my friends and i think of palestine. i think of palestine and i think of palestine and i think of palestine

#i check the news and there are more olive trees burning i call my reps and my reps don’t answer i am losing my mind #palestine

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 2 months

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"taken" style action movie where a man searches for his wife. as he fights baddies in gunfights and hand-to-hand combat, it's slowly revealed that:

his wife hasn't been kidnapped

their marriage is not healthy or functional

this guy isn't rescuing his wife, he's hunting her down

his wife is a crime boss, those are her henchpeople he's fighting in a john-wick bloodbath

the tension builds until, drenched in blood, our protagonist steps forward for the final showdown. he pulls a manila envelope from his bullet-torn jacket and throws it at his wife's feet. he's just spent an entire trilogy biting & killing & maiming....all so he can deliver his shit wife her divorce papers

#THIS IS BECAUSE YOU DON'T ANSWER YOUR EMAILS BETHANNY #IT'S NOT THAT HARD TO GET STUFF NOTARIZED BETHANNEY #MANY BANKS PROVIDE THAG SERVICE BETHANEY. FREE OF CHARGE.

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i-3at-s0ap · 8 days

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PLEASE REBLOG IF YOU VOTE!

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acrowseye · 1 month

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i'm conducting an experiment. everyone who's from an english speaking country state your country, regional area and what you call the following images. i need to see something

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theburialofstrawberries · 9 months

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I do. God help me I do

#the most opinionated top answer Google has shared with me to date #*

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jell-o101 · 8 months

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I'm ignoring the part of the internet who is going "Oh no" at this.

BUT OMG BOWSER YOU HOPELESS ROMANTIC. YOU LOVE PEACH NO MATTER WHAT SHE TURNS INTO BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Bowser really is the type to love you if you became a worm lol

#Super Mario Bros Wonder #SMBW #Princess Peach #Elephant Peach #Bowser #gosh what a simp #its kinda lovely tho #he doesnt really go for her looks #he just likes her for HER ya know #too bad he cant take no for an answer

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yamujiburo · 4 months

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clothes shopping!

#hanamusashipping #hanamusa #jessie #delia ketchum #my art #inspired by my answer to a previous ask

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fuckyeahgoodomens · 3 months

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From the Neil Gaiman: Dream Dangerously 🥺❤ (you can watch it here in US or with US vpn :) <3) (or just this bit on youtube here :))

Neil Gaiman: I miss him most when I get stuck. You know, I'll just be working on something and I'll go, "Oh, this isn't quite it," and all I want to do is just call Terry, tell him what's going on and have him say, "Ah, grasshopper, the answer is there in the question." And I'd go, "Oh, for fuck's sake, Terry, just tell me."

[Terry Pratchett laughing]

#good omens #gointerviewedit #terry pratchett #neil gaiman #terry and neil #terry interview #interview #neil interview #gnu terry pratchett #neil gaiman dream dangerously #fun fact #btb #dream dangerously #❤#neil about terry #grasshopper the answer is there in the question #ixi says ngk

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yelshin · 1 year

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kie. i would like to request mommy yelan, kazuha, heizou and ayato with a sick gender neutral reader please 🫶🏻🫶🏻 (my nose is so stuffed and my voice changed an octave istg)

ty 💕💕

UNDER THE WEATHER | ♡

﹙KAZUHA, YELAN X READER﹚

An: ÀI HAVE I EVER TELL HOW MUCH I LOBE U FROM SAVING MY LIFE AND ALSO TAKE CARE AND REST WELL!! Also I can't write for heizou since idk him much IM SORRY ÀI😢

Tw:none

He's perfect for this job. HE'S SO SWEET AND GENTLE ESPECIALLY WHEN HE'S FEEDING YOU

If you feel cold you just have to ask him for a cuddle and he will gladly give you best cuddles.

When cuddling he keeps kissing your forehead while whispering soft words and its like a lullaby that you fell asleep on him

"My love are you feeling a little bit better?" You nodded while having a small smile, he chuckles and lay beside you and wrap his arms around your shaking body; keeping you warm "much better?" You smiled even bigger and answered "much better than having two blankets" Kazuha laughs a little before placing his hand on your forehead and pecking it

"sleep well dear.. you deserved it"

一YELAN

Yelan is a busy woman but she prioritize you more than her work

Is really good on cooking and always makes sure you drink your vitamins regularly

You're worried that she might get sick but she keeps insisting that she wont catch your sickness

It was night. You were waiting for Yelan to come home(COME HOME NOW PLS) your body is shaking due to the coldness for the room, sadly yelan wasn't there to keep you warm. You stared at the clock and it was almost midnight, you're worried sick for Yelan but not until you heard the door opened.

You tried to stand up but Yelan quickly put you back to your bed, "Shh stay in bed my love, also apologies if i come home late... Just some unexpected events happened lately" You shook your head and weakly drag her to you bed and cling into her "I'm so cold here yknow that.." you whispered while she pulled you into a right hug "How about i make it up to you tomorrow?" She offered and give you a quick kiss on the lips "but for now you need to sleep" you nodded and start to feel drowsy "goodnight" you murmured before falling asleep "Sleep well dearest"

一AYATO

Like Yelan, Ayato is a busy man but also prioritize your health more than his work

He will ditch the mountain of paperworks just to take care of you and even asked thoma to cook a soup for you!

He reassured you that you're not a burden to him and that you're more important than his work and status and we love Ayato for that♡

"Ayato are you sure im not a bother?" You asked while holding a tea and took a small sips. Ayato only smiles at you and answered "Of course not, I dont mind leaving my work to take care of you, your health is more important sweetheart" you start to think you didn't deserve such a gentleman like Ayato but no matter what you knew his words are true; and he's proving it to you right now

You giggled at him that makes him smile wider "And you better not let Thoma cook too much" he took your hand gently and intertwined it to his; squeezing your hand gently "Don't worry, ill only ask him to cook something for you when you needed it, now its time for your bedtime" you feel like a child when Ayato is taking care of you but you don't mind, you can't waste rhe opportunity of spending time with him<3

An: uhh am i showing favouritism to hydro users? No? Yes? BUT I HOPE U ENJOY THIS HSUAHSHSBDHDJE likes and reblogs are appreciated!

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ecoamerica · 2 months

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Watch the American Climate Leadership Awards 2024 now: https://youtu.be/bWiW4Rp8vF0?feature=shared

The American Climate Leadership Awards 2024 broadcast recording is now available on ecoAmerica's YouTube channel for viewers to be inspired by active climate leaders. Watch to find out which finalist received the $50,000 grand prize! Hosted by Vanessa Hauc and featuring Bill McKibben and Katharine Hayhoe!

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willgrahamscock · 2 months

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Why bother arguing in support of trans people if you’re not trans?

very simple concept called believing in human rights

#alex answers #hope that helps

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thatsbelievable · 1 month

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#Should You Open the Forbidden Door?#flowchart #questions #answers #unreality #if they didn’t want us to open it they shouldn’t put the word “door” in it

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tinystepsforward · 3 months

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Matt Mullenweg is now sexually harassing Avery on Twitter for posting a selfie and the caption “too hot for tumblr”

what the actual fuck is he doing. where those were sw accounts this is not just completely inappropriate harassment but potentially outing. so fucking far beyond what he was already doing to follow her there.

also noting that he's changed his focus since nobody thought the screenshot of the threat was valid (and i have had multiple ex-staff confirm that it's not against tos, btw). this kind of info should never be dug up and put out there by a ceo having a tantrum, christ alive

#it is 3am so sorry for bad editing #goodnight #tony answers #tumblr meta

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stingrayextraordinaire · 7 months

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Another year, another group of my delightful ninth graders trying to spell the word "tragedy" for their Romeo and Juliet assignment.

Last year's collection

#i started questioning how to spell it myself #but again... at least they knew the right answer #i love them endlessly #teacherblr #teacher life #teaching #english class #english teacher #grammar #literature #romeo and juliet #shakespeare #william shakespeare #language #tragedy

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ecoamerica · 1 month

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Watch the 2024 American Climate Leadership Awards for High School Students now: https://youtu.be/5C-bb9PoRLc

The recording is now available on ecoAmerica's YouTube channel for viewers to be inspired by student climate leaders! Join Aishah-Nyeta Brown & Jerome Foster II and be inspired by student climate leaders as we recognize the High School Student finalists. Watch now to find out which student received the $25,000 grand prize and top recognition!

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ineed-to-sleep · 4 months

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Collection of memes with mostly my tav/astarion to keep myself sane

#I'm not even gonna ask if any of these have already been done the answer is probably yes fjckkckck #does not matter tho I llovve them <33 #bg3 #bg3 tav #astarion #baldur's gate 3 #tavstarion #sleepyscribble #oc.nawen #ship: narion

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