#‘well not all men—‘ I FUCKING KNOW. IM SOOOO SO AWARE. I KNOW

[lesbianpegbar]

why are we sooooooo reactionary against women saying that they hate men. we are so quick to coddle every guy on this planet before we ask ourselves why women might feel and say that. “ugh i hate women who say they hate men men are so beautiful and wonderful don’t forget that” like do you guys go outside. do you know what it’s like to be a woman. maybe i say i hate men bc my entire life i’ve been sexualized and harassed and talked over and ogled and infantilized and followed and yelled at and treated like a lesser human being. idk maybe that’s why. but sorry that’s mean i love men so much i’m kissing and holding all the kings out there so gently

#‘well not all men—‘ I FUCKING KNOW. IM SOOOO SO AWARE. I KNOW #‘but gender essentialism—‘ YES GENDER IS A CONSTRUCT BUT MEN ARE TAUGHT TO HATE WOMEN. WOMEN ARE THE VICTIMS IN A MISOGYNISTIC SOCIETY #PLEASEEEE GO OUTSIDE #y’all are so much faster to bash on the fact that women say ‘i hate men’ than call out misogynistic behavior #where’s this anger and energy when women are treated like shit everyday #you all wanna say that we need to be equal and that means women can’t be mean to men on this site when the real world hates us so much #get off tumblr.com and look around. jesus #sorry. i’m tired of this shit that’s all #where’s that post that’s like we asked ten men if they think that women are people with thoughts and feelings #bc that post exactly #sorry i’m pissed off. i’ll shut up now #might delete this later but it makes me so mad #i don’t usually get mad but!! i’m tired!! #mine

[1980ssunflower]

The most sopping wet men of all time 🥺🥰💖💙

#the loves of my life 🥰💖💙 #I <3 pathetic men #theyre both so sopping wet in their own ways even if ryan tries to act all cool lol #god aouhga oooo #i was thinking abt them again yesterday and cried again cause THEY MEAN EVERYTHING TO ME #also i really want to draw them hating on eddie cause they are SOOOO JEALOUS AND POSSESSIVE #THEY DONT WANT TO SHARE ME AND IM WELL AWARE OF THAT #and i know min is absolutely SEETHING w rage abt eddie and wants to fucking strangle him LMAO #anyways aoughh need to be wrapped up in their arms need to press soft kisses all over their faces #i want to memorize every little detail of their faces and bodies like theyre just so gorgeous <33 #kissies them #i also wanted to try to draw us in some glamrock outfits #them in the same outfits that one crewmember drew and to design one of my s/i too based off them #AND ALBUM COVERS I WANT TO DESIGN US ALBUM COVERS FOR CCJ #AOAUGHHH HOLDING THEM KISSING THEM I LOVE MY HUSBANDS MORE THAN LIFE ITSELF #ot3: ❤rhyme💛easy💙 #tape entry circa 1980

[penaltyboxboxbox]

any genderbend headcanons you would like to share 👀????

YEAH....YEAH I DO....theyre all pretty random and non specific but if you want to hear me ramble about my girl drivers here u go

Charles: she's a non conventional fashion girlie...........she likes to dress quite femininely and and gets a lot of fashion based brand deals so she is often pairing skirts and such with her sportswear and it sometimes looks a bit silly. a lot of her fits are like...is it a fit or is she just really pretty and wearing designer lol. the skirt i drew her in is what I THINK would be her version of the quali pants, it's this knit skirt from gucci 💁‍♂️

Carlos: she is like two steps away from being a high bun lesbian. still keeps her FEM VIBES mostly because of family pressure. but the second she gets put in a dress its all a little . hm. youre a masc arent you.

Pierre: happy to be the paddock baddie like....she embraces it fully. she got a boob job and doesnt care if people know. constantly hints at being bisexual on instagram but will never confirm.

Esteban: the girl who had the most major glow up............and who has also had a bob her whole gd life. literally lives in a lulu jacket and yoga pants like its her uniform. she and pierre had the most toxic codependent girl friendship of all time. she's soooo so so tall and always got mad growing up because none of the boys liked her cause she was taller than them and got teased about it....still tall as fuck

Lance: my tall and beautiful wife...every few months she chops her bangs too short and everyone cries until they grow out again. she hates having hair in her eyes.... hates dresses and heels since she always sits with her legs out...gotta be comfy duh..

Fernando: milflonso............she was an it girl in her youth and then got divorced and came out as a lesbian and became an irresistible masc

George: the preppiest girl you can imagine she will never cut her hair AND she will wear a skort. extreme complex about being a tall girl.

Lewis: ultimate fashionista like she gets it....changes her hair a lot more than boy lewis....extremely in denial lesbian who dates the gayest men imaginable

Yuki: shes a hey mamas lesbian. she flirts so hard with pierre from like eye level with her huge boobs. kind of a fuckboy she swears she'll treat you rightttt come on babyyyy

Daniel: used to be such a hotgirl such a coolgirl like in her younger days she had long long hair and dressed sexy and was all about pushing this like....im a hot girl but im also so cool and just like the boys 😜 (she was overcompensating for something) but after she leaves redbull she like cuts off all her hair and slowly starts mascing the fuck out as she gets older.....now shes just straight up soft butch and everyone knows she kisses girls

Max: grew up forced to have the worst bowlcut in the world and never got to be very girly or anything so when she grew up she finally let her hair grow long and never cuts it. has barely any personal style and still cannot walk in heels tho.

Checo: arguably the one who cleans up the best like shes the one with the makeover montage everyone is so used to seeing her in red bull gear and a ponytail every damn day the second she puts on an outfit everyones like HELLO?????

Valtteri: used to be permanently in the low pony tail and attempting to dress acceptably business casual woman enough for things but after she left merc just embraced being a butch. has the same mullet as guy val. hallelujah

Guanyu: suuuuuch a fashion girl and absolutely rules instagram and weibo..........always doing photoshoots and stuff. experiments with cute hairstyles a lot, but always keeps her bangs ☝️

Alex: used to be super plain like wore big hoodies and just left her hair long and straight and hanging there until one day she got the chop+undercut going on.......now shes well aware shes everyones ideal boyfriend if he were a girlfriend.

Logan: my florida girl......my natural blonde with her little ponytail.....when she was growing up her parents definitely put her shirts like this

Lando: she is a racing driver as much as she is an influencer.............people discourse about if shes fanservicing like every 2 seconds. girl gamer and proud.

Oscar: she lives in gym clothes. nike pros or leggings every day with the most boring shirt. never does her hair or wears makeup

KMag: best mom everrrrrrr 🫶

Nico: she talks openly about how men are very intimidated by her. she is indeed kind of scary.

#ask #genderbend

[anatrik]

First thoughts TTPD:

What a lana x folklore girlie win this issss!

1.Fortnight is about matty?? HAHAHAHA also why did this make me think of when holt was going running with the ladies when he was in witness protection??? Crying. Fav line has to be they were supposed to take me away but they forgot to come and get me. So sad but also so cool in relation to her cancellation/return. 10/10

2. TTPD- not so hahahaha anymore IS THIS ACTUALLY A FUCKING MATTY HEALY ALBUM??? There was a typewriter at the 1975 show she performed anti-hero at? Unless its somehow about harry? Who else is tattooed on her roster??? Or is this about herself? Kinda feel like modern idiots/who’s going to decode is directed at us lol😂 9/10?

3.My boy only breaks his favourite toys- went in expecting mad woman rage. Pleasantly surprised. king of my heart to queen of sandcastles he destroys….DESTROYED ME. Are you fucking kidding me rn? Im caling it. Best song. Im crying at 7.30 am this is not funny anymore. Also THANK YOU FOR NOT SLANDERING DAD. I knew you wouldnt let us down like that. Also the chorus sounds like long story short😭 oh this is so sad. Once i fix me hes going to miss me? He was my best friend?😭 he runs because he loves me? Stopp😭😭 1000000/10

4.Down bad- ….aaaand we’re back to MATTY AGAIN? He does not deserve this spotlight but why are all the song so goood😭😭😭 is this why artists love to date problematic men? It unlocks some extraordinary potential? Crazy crazy girl😭 also stay down (bad) 🤌🏾 shes done it again 10/10 also for personal reasons i will be believing this is about joe in that Tom/Joe/met gala overlap period when she was photographed going to the gym a lot and that this is about all that yearning please let it be about that plesplesplesplesplesples also down bad waking up in blood staring at the sky…like i lost a twin is giving bigger than the whole sky🥺

5. So long, london- so so long long, lon-don DONE? ok miss girl😭 the hoax parallels😭 dont be undoing the song i was going to play at my weddddding what is wrong with you😭 my only one my smoking gun to two graves one gun youll find someone??? Also reminds me of la la land :/ how much sad did you think I had in me? You wrote hoax so a lot ok leave us alone. crying again. 10000000000000000/10 oh lol its a track 5 ofc it is😂

6. But daddy I love him- she really said if you ever liked, shared or even LOOKED at the ‘vivaa las vegas’ memes you cant come to the wedding and shes so real for it. Lfgggg. Ubothered unhinged uhmazing. Growing up precocious sometimes means you still hold on to that princess/quarterback wattpad fantasy AS IS YOUR RIGHT QUEEN GO THE FUCK OFF🥳 100000/10 calling out toxic fandom for the first time and we love to see it🫡 this is suchhhh a happy songggg you deserve ALL the chaos and revelry.

7. Fresh out the slammer- god she gets it. Like sure he was great and he is still my biological father and everything but as a decidedly melancholy person myself who has constantly had atleast one close friend in a deep depression I can see how all that heavy lifting can just get heavy at some point especially when youre a partner and their sole lighthouse in wtv storms be out there buffeting their mental health. Its not for everyone and thats so fair and so valid but so sad as well. 10/10 for the honesty.

8. Florida- she really said girlrot summer🫡 this is the lanaest song ever. So lucky one/nothing new coded. This will be the First song I repeat and then so long london. Aaaghhh how i love a self aware melancholic anxious little superstar. 90283749292/10 thank you for giving florence an entire verse whew. Little did you know your home’s really only a town you’re just a guest in is soooo going on my body forever

9. Guilty as sin?- honestly just fuck if it means we dont have to hear about how desirable ratty healy is man ffs. IThe only reason he looks so hot is bc hes forbidden. You have to trust me on this. He’s sooo mid JESUS. U cant be writing hozier lyrics about a man that hasn’t met a shower😭 1000000/10 writing. -16392992/10 content. Unrequited love/lust truly is the greatest weapon in a poets arsenal bc where is this energy in the joe songs binch?😭 this is such a teen in love with a 26 yo creep who called me so mature for my age mom you just dont get ittt anthem😂😂

10. Who’s afraid of little old me?- is a warning 😂 im so here for it. Like yes I still hate matty with all my heart and soul but yes I agree fans should not be allowed so much of an opinion on another persons life and yes I should be afraid (I am). She said aight love letter era over I AM WRITING YOU ALL HATE MAIL AND I’M HAND DELIVERING IT. Shes sooo done pretending to be the relatable girl next door when she’s anything but and is now reminding us of it and yes yes yessss girl OWN ITTTTTTTT. I’ve been saying for agesssss that there is a darkness under all that sunshine from where she clawed her way to the top and this is sooo vindicating. 10000000000000/10 favourite song ever. Mad woman wishes she was who’s afraid of little old me. I am unwell. I am in love. This is the Taylor Swift i stan. The marketing genius the calculating business woman the puppet master with narcotics in her songs thats why we sing along🫡 she so can handle a dangerous man

11. I can fix him (no really I can)- you cant.

12. loml- ofc. OFC. Its the saddest song of all time. OFC. Fuck offf ughhhh. 😭😭😭😭😭 its giving happiness. Its giving divorce. i am a child of a broken home now and my parents still love each other and hold so much regret still. What do i do with thissss? Im just a little girl taylorrr! 1002380292011010101/10 soo so gooood.

13. I can do it with a broken heart- first of all track 13. Love it. Second of all the upbeat barbieness of it all. Third of all I FINALLY PLACED IT. Shes in her unrelatable era. She is not your girl next door. You will never understand her life. She is as much a phenomenon as a person and we literally only see as much as she allows us to and honestly if i have to get put in my place theres noooo better way to have it done. Im having such a great time actually. 10 BILLION TRILLION OUT OF 10 you tellll em girl you FUCKING TELL EM.

14. Smallest man who ever lived- not going to speculate on who it is bc they clearly had a serious problem and its not a joke but damn :/ thats so sad :/ hope they get help? Didnt expect this to be what the song was about at all?

15. The alchemy- she said TRAVIS IS MY BOY WITH HER WHOLE CHEST😌 10/10

16. Clara bow- did she just name drop herself ? I was so right about unrelatable era. Also the Subtle nod to olivia/sabrina noted and appreciated. Lucky one/castles crumbling (mature version) fr fr. Solid legacy song.

17. The black dog- shared your secrets with and location is the same whiplash as a red rose grew up out of ice frozen ground with no one around to tweet it🤌🏾 joe songs hit so so different 😭😭😭 1000000000/10

18. imgonnagetyouback- the valiant roar was not so valiant and more of a mew i guess. 7/10

19. The albatross- oh this is the ONE. The album defining song for sureeee. Mad woman on coke. A rose by any other name is a scandal???? Thats my religion right there. Little last great American dynasty twist there at the end! Fuck yea. She does reallly try to warn the men in her life have to give her that. One gazillion/10

20. Clearly god has favourites and they are the ppl called chloe or sam or sophia or marcus😭 ALSO this song is about joe for sure. The internet starlet hasss to be delaney rowe!!!! It HAS TO BE. 10/10

21. How did it end?- shes back for the fans😂 plot twist the breakup is with yall🤌🏾 but yesss say it louder! One gasp and then how did it end. So good. 100/10

22. So high school- lmao aristotle grand theft auto ONLYY taylor swift man😭😂 you know what you want and boy you got her🫡🫡 11/10

23. I hate it here- mother’s having a mental breakdown kids yk the drill🤌🏾 10/10

24. ThanK you aIMiee- what better way to say fuck you to a hater than to thank her for jumpstarting your legacy my god!!! She is insane for this. The capitalisation is a bit petty tho ngl. 8/10

25. I look in peoples windows- once again I thank you for the kindness and respect shown to joe. Never doubted you but thank you nevertheless. 10/10 short as nice to have a friend but it didnt need to be longer.

26. The prophecy- its so sad and humbling to see even a woman at where she is having to beg for love bc that literally is the nature of love. Something humiliating, to have to beg for 🤷‍♀️ cards playing out like fools in a fable cursed like eve got bitten. No one writes like her damn. 10/10

27. Cassandra- very madeline miller on this one. Love love loveee modern takes on tragic greek women. 100/10

28. Peter- ah fuck. This one is going to hurt (it did). 1000000/10 my ribs get the feeling she did😭 all her joe related aches are so bone deeeep ugh. Promises oceans deep but never to keep😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 oh god it hurtsss it hurts it hurtss

29. The bolter- curious child ever reviled except by her father wow.

30. Robin- OMG! I needed this song growing up sooo bad. That way to go tiger felt so so warm like running into a kitchen after a day of being in the mud and u tell ur mum the silly things u did and shes genuinely interested and impressed by your smol victories. A bajillion/10

31. The manuscript- postmortem of every ex ever🤌🏾 love it.

#taylor swift #anatrik #ttpd #fortnight #clara bow #but daddy i love him #the smallest man who ever lived #loml #my boy only breaks his favourite toys #down bad #so long london #fresh out the slammer #florida #guilty as sin? #who’s afraid of little old me #the alchemy #i can do it with a broken heart #first thoughts #the tortured poets department #my writing #the black dog #the albatross #chloe or sam or sophia or marcus #how did it end? #i hate it here #thanK you aIMee #i look in people's windows #peter #cassandra #robin

[froshele]

something soooo fucking funny about the one mission in Exile now that im getting around to actually playing through it. you meet this guy Vasil who looks totally normal, he has hypermobility and a runny nose, theres people like that, thats a startlingly normal guy to have in your life as the Exile

you do him a solid and forget for years

and at this point in the game youre like well i really need an ally im on the run from my monster hunter dad (or at least some other male figure in my life i have a reason to know deathly fears heights and the ocean)... I fucked up hard earlier and now I'm in Tbilisi trying to get my old buddy Vasil to help me not die

And Vasil is totally normal about this but he's like well I would but Some Very Unsympathetic Men... well the Jews... The Jews have kidnapped my grandmother ...

and of course youre completely taken aback by this because what the fuck, why would the guys at a yeshiva in Tbilisi kidnap someones grandma

AND THEN YOU FIND OUT THE TRUTH: THAT THEY DID... And that it was a completely reasonable thing to do, and that you probably just monumentally cocked it up for everyone in the funniest way possible

because you know,, ok so you're some little old rabbi and you look at your weird little neighbour Vasil...

You make an ASSUMPTION, you know. Like ok he is a fugitive big deal we all are a little. Ok maybe he's a Grail adept or just the son of some really goated ones, and that's why he's so handsome and yet so... moist? He has the grailness about him. You just wouldn't think... well whatever listen.

So you're minding your business, and then you see your moist neighbour Vasil interacting lovingly and filially with... uh...

with her

Someone please make an artistic rendition of Vasil's grandma the Undergoer. I imagine her as a little old lady in probably Czech but possibly Georgian folk costume and a wig and glasses, except that of course she is also a horrific tangle of pulsating limbs. She has exactly the accent and mannerisms of a normal grandmother somehow except of course she's exceptionally filthy and constantly mumbling prophesies of doom

And she's just full on babbling absolutely deranged warnings of the horrors to come in public, just completely not adjusted at all to living as a human because why would she be. As a representative of the Watchman's Tree you are fully aware you have to Do Something about this.

And of course your first instinct is CHOLERA JASNA HOLY SHIT OMAIGAD KURWA SHADDAP, being that as confirmed in Book of Hours you are a type of baal shem or other occult adept concerned with keeping people safe, and the way you do this is by helping enforce the secret works of Calyptra, the Hours (divine names, kind of, close enough) that forbid the magic world spilling out on the normal one. You will be in serious trouble and so will people if something weird happens, but of course you can't expect an Undergoer to know or care about that, look at her, she's busy with her prophecies of doom and meat and things. Flirting with the mailman like that and all. Good Lord.

So obviously (thats someones grandma!) you can't murder her, but you also can't leave her as she is without telling her off politely and hiding her from the powers that be for a bit.. you have a convenient magic forest that can do that, might as well use it, right?

Depending on what you saw Vasil do exactly you might even misguidedly attempt to rescue the poor guy, except of course he's on the run from the Reckoners, he had plans in this sort of vein...

Well so you send some bored little guys with nothing else to do down with a big butterfly net, a burlap sack and a box trap baited with some tinned pilchards someone found in the kitchen (you are an all male institution of wizards in 19beforethegreatwar, none of you can cook). The whooping tells you it worked. (Horrifyingly, the undergoer whoops along. She's showing support, probably.)

Somehow you contain the undergoer (who is quite at home in the magic forest your yeshiva connects to, and claims her containment is "ok she supposes" except for the lack of meat or [redacted] or [redacted] or [you didn't even know this was something someone would conceive of doing; truly, sheydim have their own strange ways]).

It goes OK, she's well behaved, in between raving about the feast at the end she crochets and sews little hats for all the students. Mostly the hats don't eat anybody, except Davarashvili who had it coming honestly, you won't even do anything because he started it. Life goes on.

Then one evening a ratty Antaean and his chums, probably drunk off their gourds (mechanical interpretation of preparations) and armed with lord even really knows what, bust down your doors, bother your guard Percussigant, terrorize and possibly murder some people and spring her loose. As they fuck off into that good night you overhear approximately this:

Exile: So madam uh... what the fuck, how did that even happen, I mean--

Grandma: Well sonny you see first I [unholy] and then I [unprintable] and then I was pregnant : ) then i gave birth in [absolutely nightmarish] and i [this is just obscene for no reason] and thats how i had my son! and of course he was vasil's grandfather, and [antiphonal voices deliver a prophecy of doom concerning vasil personally] but to me he'll always be my little flesh orb : ) [wet squelching] I have a few digestive biscuits still rattling around in here from back there, that nice little fellow Shimon gave them to me, do you maybe want a few dear ? I could regurgitate them for you!

Where do even gou go from here, what do you do?

Now imagine you're the Exile. You go on this whole roller-coaster of odd feelings (especially if Jewish yourself, there's room for the headcanon) and moral quandaries thinking the grandmother in question is human, only to have to keep going on this deranged raw prophet's fetch quest because you're already committed

Your friend Vasil is delighted to have his weird, pulsing, horrible little grandmother back from the clutches of very unsympathetic men (they didn't even let her eat or make any small children) and you have to go along with the idea that this is a totally normal situation. What's worse, like all Undergoers, Vasil's grandma is supernaturally compelling and charming, and well you haven't gotten any the entire time you've been on the run from dear old dad

The entire thing is just so stupid and so funny. It's so stupid its so funny its my favourite caper in the whole legacy barring maybe the Knotwingknot's Nest for vibes alone

#cultist simulator #secret history

[steffigraf]

some challengers thoughts (and major spoilers) under the cut 🎾

first things first: these bitches are Deranged. none of them will be seeing heaven. and i fucking love them lmfao give me that toxic mess !

also i am aware that this is supposed to be a drama but considering i am the master of finding the most irrelevant things hilarious, i was silent laughing throughout most of it lmao. good thing nobody was anywhere near me. but anyway moving on

at the start when tashi chooses the challenger that art will play, i was lmfao-ing at how she was on the atp wta app. like im sorryyyyy but that app is just,,, well. yeah. yall know.

prior to watching btw i had actually read a couple of spoilers & thought dumps on this movie BUT LIKE. NONE OF YALL MENTIONED THE CHILD. THE FUCK. those three fuckers were doing their toxic little mating dance while There Was A Child. brought a new level of fucked up to what they were doing that i truly didn’t expect. hope that kid gets therapy in the future

anyway art at the challenger should’ve had more crazy fans. like as a six time gs champ (who presumably didnt rly have consistent rivals like the big three lmao) he was literally a tennis Star. where are the crazy posters. cut outs of his face. smh he needs more groupies

patrick’s serve kinda reminds me of siniakova’s. anyway i don’t like it smdhdkdjks sorry siniakova but it bothers me how the motion gets cut up instead of being one fluid thing along with the toss. thats kinda just a me thing tho lmao

so the part at the party where those losers just kept awkwardly coming up to tashi? embarrassing tbh. secondhand shame well and truly alive in me

patrick has defo been into art the whole time btw like cmon. when tashi asked if they were a thing and art shot it down asap but patrick hesitated? ohhhh boy

tashi, on the other hand, is fascinating for me cause like. does she really like either of these men? no clue. it seems like she only does when she gets Both of them. which you know what valid i support her and her wrongs etc etc

in the doubles match when they celebrated on top of each other, i think a bunch of ppl in the theater were going all 👀 which i mean sure it’s valid in this case but uh. i was sitting there like that guy at the corner of the party meme thinking “they don’t know tennis players are just Like That actually” (many sports in general actually. the things footy boys do the pitch…… but i digress. still, it was weird to realize that most people are unaware of the homoeroticism of sport. wild!)

emotionally speaking, the thing that hit me the hardest was actually when the tv in the bg started talking abt how that mueller girl won wimby and was basically unstoppable. like the callback is insane and just OUCH it hurt so much because it was so Real imo? like. that is very much a scenario that can and does happen in tennis, and sport in general. there are always the random players who get injured or flop or just randomly retire, and it leaves us wondering: if they had still been at the top of their game, would the face of the sport have changed? so i empathized with tashi’s pain as she saw someone she had considered Below Her now rise to glory that tashi herself would never know. but, as we all know, if if if doesn’t exist. and that’s the thing that pained me the most.

random tinder lady was ridiculous sorry but like patrick literally just told her he was a total loser in tennis and then left her table to talk to another girl. i think she shouldve slapped him the fuck away instead of making out with him lmfao. like girl he is not hot enough for you to ignore the bullcrap. has he even showered. come on.

when tashi and patrick talked tho and she got mad at him for blowing smoke in her face? so real. i approve. i hate secondhand smoke soooo much bleh

that scene where art says he wants to retire and just flops his head on tashi’s lap and asks her to hold him????? only scene that made me feel actual Yearning. like damn get me a babygirl man like that. or let me be someone’s babygirl like that. like platonically or whatever idc just give me those soft touches i want that sensory experience

when tashi asked patrick to throw the match and patrick was like “how could you do this to him?” and basically said that asking that was Worse than her physically cheating on art. loved that shit. i was like damnnnnnnn that’s the all encompassing emotional nature of devoting your life to tennis babey!

in general actually a lot of their lines were soooo snappy and shit and like. i enjoyed that

but honestly my suspension of disbelief was kinda shattered a bit in the arguing in the car scene cause like. i was so fucking stressed. they were driving fast in the middle of a fucking storm at midnight and neither had a seatbelt i think and i swear there was a point where patrick looked at tashi for like five whole seconds while driving. LIKE PLEASE. god. can’t you guys be toxic bitches while obeying traffic rules? 😔

anyway. the camera shots from the floor during the match itself oh my GOD im obsessed. especially during the serve. wish i could gif those. god. yeah. yeahhhhh

speaking of the match though. idk some stuff with the scoring graphic felt off? i got a bit confused at some point. might be imagining it tho lmao

ball perspective was so fucking funny tho. i mean it worked i think but i kept thinking like imagine if we had ballcam with the tour big hitters. poor balls. they go thru so much. may they rest in peace.

when art just fell onto patrick at the end smash im sorry ik that was supposed to be a climax and shit but it was SO fucking funny

and finally: shoutout to art’s dead grandma. she moved the plot in ways she never even knew. legend 🙌🪦🕊️

so yeah i had a Lot of fun! though i truly have NO idea how this movie even looks to people who dont get tennis. or sports in general. must be a hell of a ride lol

(still probably a better intro to tennis than break point)

#again tho. loved spending hours in air conditioning. and that made it extra great for me lmaooo #tennisms #challengers

[deviantartdramahub]

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It's so weird how DBS feels the need to kiss Mod-S's ass and clarify, in fact dedicate a whole ass paragraph to do so, that they don't at all support Club. Just weird smh -_-

Speaking of the first paragraph..."and he can also go jump off the highest of cliffs for all I care but…" Ooh, encouraging suicide! These are SUCH good people!!! ^v^

/s 7n7

Anyways I'm pretty damn sure they continued making fun of Club for not having a job yet even after this post soooo uh 😬

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No, never in my life have I seen Club speak bad about any minorities. All he wants is autistic people to get more awareness and representation. Trust me, I myself am bi, so if he was queerphobic in anyway, I WOULD NOT DEAL WITH THAT. But he's not, and actually a very good person, so we're still friends to this day, suck it. And we already know he's not a pedo and you're the real ableists here, so need to repeat the same fucking shit over and over again :3

JK I know you dumbasses will die on that hill, but whatever.

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"remember to include a recording or im not taking it" Lmaaooo bullshit Mod-S, even if it was just a screenshot you'd take it XD

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Got any proof of that big accusation? No? You're just accusing an innocent person of something that didn't happen, ey? Aight fuck off.

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Ah yes, the ol' "someone gives you something automatically means they're grooming you." Wdym that's not actual advice?? Hm...

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I'm pretty sure I said this before, but the reason he feels the need to seek validation like that in the first place is bc you sickos attacked and harassed him. You guys are the terrible people here.

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Mhmmm, kinda suspicious you remember a scene like that so well.🤨

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Yeah no, his RPs are about special needs awareness, and you're the weirdos fetishizing it.

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Yeah Mens and Clari are bad people but the fact DBS called themself "actually a decent person" like that is so cringe lmaoo. Also bringing Club out of nowhere in this post that has nothing to do with him is so weird. DBS sure is one of the most deranged people in that blog smh.

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Who the fuck cares, it's harmless fun, you people were just straight up losing ways to make fun of Club or to "call him out" lol.

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Nuh-uh-uh! Screenshots can be easily manipulated and don't qualify as actual proof, sweetie! :)

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Uhh if you actually cared about those kids I don't think you'd refer to them like that but whatever 7-7

Annyyywayyysss I'm once again done for the night, see ya!

I feel like they're confusing him with other people half the time. Even amongst their so-called evidence, I've never seen RP's of his outside the family formula, so when they mention Sailor Moon RP's for example it strikes me as a set-up.

[smilesvt]

honey muffins | pt.2

pairing: cheol x reader

warning: NONE, just cheol being a big simp. and a slight innuendo if you look closely...

The familiar chime of the bakery doorbell sounded as you rushed out from the back kitchen, brushing your floury hands against your apron.

Joy seemed to appear in the form of Choi Seungcheol.

‘Morning muffin.’ He spoke with his deep, just-woken-up voice. You wondered how he managed to make it sound like he was singing the sweetest song in the world.

‘Your here early, I’ve only just finished up the second batch.’ You giggled, walking to the front of the counter to stand in front of him.

‘Well, a certain someone promised me cupcakes soooo here I am.’

‘I don’t recall promising anything...’

‘You could never say no to me.’ He smiled, running a hand through his dark hair. The morning sunlight glistened in his eyes, the ones that you could seemingly get lost in forever.

‘Don’t get too used to that.’ You replied, warranting a laugh from the man as you spun around, hiding your small smile.

‘They’ll be done soon, give it a few minutes.’

He groaned dramatically, and leant his body across the counter, staring up at you with those puppy eyes. ‘Giving me that look won’t make the cupcakes bake any faster you know.’ You giggled, rolling your eyes at the sight of the man.

'I wish-'

A loud ping from your phone interrupted the man mid sentence, and you walked over to your tote bag laying crumpled on your stool beside the window.

'Boyfriend?' Cheol teased.

'As if.' You retorted. 'You think too highly of me.'

His eyebrows furrowed ever so slightly. What did you mean by that? When he thought about it, reminiscing all the late night talks he’s had with you, the topic of love had never come up much.

It wasn’t that you avoided the topic but more like... it was an unspoken rule to not bring it up. There wasn’t really a reason why, not one Seungcheol could think of anyway.

Unless...

A loud gasp from the corner of the shop broke him out of his thoughts.

'mom: im just round the block, be there in 5 x'

You turned to the man with a sense of urgency, mouth agape.

'You have to go like, NOW.'

'Wait wha-'

'Fuck you can’t go through the front cause she'll see you leave-'

Cheol watched as you paced around behind the counter, chewing mindlessly on your lips, trying to think of something. Suddenly, you grabbed the mans hand and sprinted off to the back of the shop, dragging him behind you.

'Where-'

You suddenly pushed him into a dark, confined space. The smell of vanilla was overwhelming, and he figured this was the storage room. You suddenly took the mans hands into yours and looked at his-barely visible-face.

'My mom’s coming. If she sees you, we're dead meat. Stay put in here till she leaves, please? For me?'

Your voice sounded so desperate, and you knew he wasn’t going to refuse.

'How can I resist that pretty face of yours?' He replied, earning a hard smack in the chest from you.

'You can’t even see me right now.' You scoffed, turning around. 'But seriously, thank you. I owe you one for putting up with this.' And you smiled his favourite smile, and shut the door, bathing the man in darkness.

Would he really be hiding in a tiny storage cupboard, with only a table and shelves stacked with various baking ingredients for anyone else? He figured not. But something about the whole situation made him smile to himself in the dark. He felt like a teenager hiding under someone's bed, trying not to get caught by their parents. He was very much NOT a teenager, yet being with you made him feel like he was experiencing those years again. He could act like a complete fool, and you wouldn’t judge him like everyone else would. He could do something stupid, and you wouldn’t scold him like others do.

He suddenly became very aware of the stupid grin on his face.

Yet he did nothing to stop it.

----

A few moments later, and the door opened with a squeak.

'She's gone.' You sighed in relief, leaning against the door frame.

'Close call.' The man chuckled, sliding off the table and walking towards you. 'Now about those cupcakes...'

As if by magic, the oven timer sounded with a 'ping'. 'Great timing.' You laughed, however Cheol noticed the mischievous glint in your eye. 'Last one in the kitchen has to wash up?' You proposed, a smile like innocent poison. 'Bet.'

-----

Panting like madmen, the pair of you burst through the kitchen doors, a simultaneous 'I win!' jumping from your mouths.

‘We can't both be winners.' 'I don't count playing dirty as a fair win, Seungcheol.' You jutted your bottom lip out, puffing the hair out of your face. ‘You don't usually mind me playing dirty.' He smirked, a depth of gruffness in his voice.

'Not when I'm working Cheol.' You rolled your eyes, although a small smile crept onto your mouth as you opened the oven.

A smell of strawberries and cream enveloped the space, and Seungcheol smelt a sense of familiarity as he breathed in. It smelt like you: homely, and sweet.

'Taste test?'

'You know it.'

------

Since he felt bad making you panic in the morning, Cheol offered to help you out in the shop that day. Of course, you refused, but there was no point arguing with him when he had already thrown a much too small apron onto himself.

The bakery was a much different atmosphere to the patisserie Seungcheol had gotten used to. There, rich business men and women clad in office attire would come in: grumbling about their 'awful' days, sipping on much too sweet, too overpriced tea.

Here, people of every creed and colour, every background would find themselves hopping in for a breakfast baguette, or a dessert brownie, or simply, just to speak to you. For as Cheol perched on your stool in the corner behind the counter, he noticed how everyone seemed so keen to talk to you. You knew the regulars as though they were close friends, sometimes stopping to speak about a relative, their cousins birthday party, if their job application had gone through.

Although you always told him you loved your job, he seemed puzzled as to how selling bread could ever be so interesting. You had laughed, telling him he wouldn't understand. Yet now, watching the radiant smile on your face as you spoke, the swiftness of your moves as you danced around trying to find a pretzel, he understood.

-----

You yawned, flipping the sign on the door to 'Closed!', as the sunset shone through the bakery windows.

'You didn't have to stay the whole time you know.' You spoke, beginning to lock the cupboards and doors of the store.

'I know. But I wanted to.'

'I mean...I'm glad you did. It's always nice having an extra pair of hands on deck. But I wish you'd spend your days off, well.... off.' You walked over to the man stood by the coat hooks, as he handed you your bag.

'Trust me, I'd rather be here than stuck in my own home. Now... would thou wish one to guide her to her humble abode?'

'Why yes, one would most certainly appreciate that.' You both laughed, the melodies of your voices melting into one, as you left into the breezy evening air.

----

'And then, the man had the cheek to ask for my number! Like excuse me sir, you are at least twice my age!' You exclaimed, relaying the days events to Cheol as you walked home.

'Was it the biker guy with the long beard and knuckle tats?'

'YES- wait how do you know that?' You questioned, staring up at the man as he looked straight ahead.

'Well I guess you could say I did some 'people watching' as you like to call it.'

'Ahhh, I seem to be rubbing off on you Choi Seungcheol.' You giggled, lightly bumping into his side.

'Apparently so, next I'll be baking bread in my apartment and singing to sad songs in the shower-'

'HEY I thought we agreed to not talk about that.' You fake pouted, and bumped into the man again, harder this time.

'I'm sorry I'm sorry, I had to.' The man laughed. 'Anyways, what did you say to this guy?'

'Oh yes so-' and you babbled on and on, your hands frantically gesturing as they always did when you were ranting, sometimes accidentally tugging onto Cheol's arm that you were linking.

But he didn't mind. Actually, he found it rather adorable.

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a/n: AHHHH sorry for the long wait on this one, i had school and- WELL anyways i am now on summer break so i can write more frequently! i hope this suffices,,, pt 3 in the works rn ;))

#seungcheol #seventeen #svt #scoups #scoups imagines #scoups fluff #svt x reader #scoups svt #seventeen imagines #svt imagines #svt fluff #seventeen seungcheol

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Random Wanda Vision Thoughts--

Episode 1: I am an emotional bitch crying at Wanda and Vision saying “i do” at the end of episode 1, like can these babies please catch a break? they just want to be happy. 

Also Agnes and the 70′s show mom are my favorite wtf. 

STARK TOASTERS I SEE YOU. 

WHO IS WATCHING THEM WTF 

Episode 2: 

Dottie should die, she seems like the type who needs gently run over by a bus

WHO IS IN THE RADIO

Elizabeth Olsen is so cute in this, absolutely adorable 

IS THAT DAVID SCHWIMMER PLAYING THE PIANO

Vision is drunk from getting gum in his gears, I’m actually cackling right now. 

Tiny bit culty with the “for the children” thing, huh? Yikes

BABY BUMP! 

Some creepo decides to get in on their world and Wanda literally went “i think the fuck not, let’s try this again and this time in technicolor” 

is that the cop who asked out Ant Man on the radio?

The difference in “sitcom” Wanda who is happy in her world and “real life” Wanda when she realizes something isn’t right is honestly astonishing and Grade A Face Acting. See what happens when they let women do more on screen then walk around in tight clothes with full lips parted in a sexy pout? 

Episode 3: 

Seventies Vision’s hair is ENDING ME, I can’t even deal with that. 

IT HAS TO BE DAVID SCHWIMMER except he looks like “russ” from friends instead of “ross” 

Poor Vision is not handling impending fatherhood well 

COMIC BOOK NAME DROP BILLY AND TOMMY I LOVE IT 

Poor pregnancy fritzing Wanda. DID WANDA JUST GLITCH A TIME ERASE AND NOT MEAN TO? Listen, I did not expect to love them as a couple this much. EW HER WATER BROKE OMG 

A STORK 

Oh Wanda, poor baby she’s so afraid, I write way too much fan fiction about how all these characters are secretly terrified to go through life alone to be okay with this. 

Why did I start crying immediately when the babies were born, I’m too emotional for this. She is so beautiful and Vision is so soft meeting his son as himself, oh my gosh. THE TWIN SCREAMS while the other twin comes omg this is Grade A Sitcom bullshit. 

The doctor knows something is Up and so do Herb and Agnes. *don’t be suspicious, don’t be suspicious*

...have we actually seen Ralph and I’m just blanking on it? WHY DON’T THEY LIKE GERALDINE? WHO IS SHE?

Oh no i’m crying again over pietro and the sokovian lullaby. Don’t let me watch this while I’m PMSing wtf this is torture. GERALDINE KNOWS ABOUT ULTRON

OH SHIT WANDA IS PISSED LOOK AT THAT DANGEROUS LADY. that head tilt is fucking lethal. 

I love agnes oh man. I know because of spoilers she’s something of a bad guy? but I love her

WHAT HAPPENED TO GERALDINE OMG DID WANDA KILL HER

Oh no, not dead. Just kicked tf out of the bubble. I just realized the symbol is for Sword. Is this some sort of experiment to keep Wanda contained post Endgame? I should have read more spoilers, I’m fucking confused. 

Episode 4: OH HOLY SHIT IT’S MONICA RAMBEAU AND IT’S POST EG SNAP OH MY GOSH SHE HAS NO IDEA SHES BEEN GONE FOR FIVE YEARS MY HEART IS BREAKING MY HEART IS BREAKING I CAN’T TAKE IT 

It IS the cop that hit on Ant Man! WHAT DO THEY MEAN WESTVIEW DOESN’T EXIST 

Oh it’s Darcy! Damn straight it’s Dr. Lewis. How very shocking, a woman was the one to show a room full of Ridiculous Men what’s going on?

ZOMBIE VISION OH MY GOD “no we can’t” oh man she is starting to CRACK and Vision knows something is wrong OH NO 

At this point I should point out that I am 1000% surprised at the quality of the show and 1000% pleasantly surprised by how much I’m enjoying it. The bar for Wanda’s character development was literally subterranean, but this is has been frankly sort of amazing?? 

Episode 5

Agnes asking about “taking it from the top” WHAT. I love so much the way the characters “break character” it’s so interesting and well done! WHY IS WANDA LYING TO VISION. 

WHERE IS RALPH

oh my god the babies are children now?? why isn’t agnes noticing?? THEY’RE SO CUTE I COULD CRY ALL OVER AGAIN 

I do not. trust. hayward. Why is he asking about Wandas nickname? Monica knows whats up-- she knows Wanda is grieving and hurting. 

THE VISIONS CORPSE WHAT? WHAT IS WANDA DOING OH MY GOD SHE STOLE VISION. Vision has a living will? Don’t you have to be human for that? Are you telling me the woman that loved Vision would straight up ignore his wish to not be turned into a weapon after his death? I have a hard time with this. 

Oh no Vision is starting to worry me. He’s onto Agnes, he’s noticing Wanda getting careless...the boys are adorable though. Good on Agnes for not even flinching. 

DAMN RIGHT WANDA COULD HAVE TAKEN OUT THANOS LETS HAVE SOME RESPECT PEOPLE. Also, why is Monica being sketchy about Captain Marvel? 

EMAIL ALERT EMAIL ALERT “none of it is real.” oh my god what is happening?!?!

“Is this yours?” OH MY GOD. “This will be your only warning” she is so unafraid and I love her for it. I love her accent coming back when she breaks characters LOOK AT HER TURNING ALL THOSE MEN AROUND I LOVE HER. 

“Fix the dead” oh my god the shock on her face. The absolute irony of her trying to tell her boys there’s rules when she’s writing the playbook as she goes. Oh my god. “Can’t I?” Jesus, then the credits start rolling because she wants the episode to be over but Vision won’t let her OH MY GOD. My heart is breaking

WHAT DOES IT MEAN SHE DOESN’T KNOW 

SHE RECAST PIETRO

Episode 6

OOOOH look at the classic costumes! Pietro is slaying me. I mean, it’s the wrong pietro but its still very funny. The way Vision calls her out and then plays it off is.... spooky. She is fully aware thats not her brother. “Be good.” holy shit. 

Look at me not liking Hayward again. “which one is the sassy best friend” i feel like that’s....racist. “don’t use the last five years as an excuse to be a coward” DRAG HIM SIS 

Listen Uncle Pietro being a little shit head is my favorite. I use the OG Pietro in my fics but this one is hilarious. 

Vision lied about being on duty? Yikes. The one house where people are stuck in a loop? YIKES. Its crazy how everyone is starting to be super aware of Wanda pulling the strings--MAGIC CHILD OMG. 

Whats past ellis avenue? Is that the limit of Wanda’s powers? I don’t super understand how Vision has his powers if he’s technically dead. HE DOESN’T KNOW WHAT THE AVENGERS ARE she really just gave him enough life to exist just barely. Agnes knows he’s dead so she wasn’t snapped??

Agnes’s witchy laugh while dressed like a witch is legit awesome. We call that FOREEEEEEEEESHADOWING! Oh and there’s Ellis Ave. Got it. 

Monica’s blood is changed?? Idk how to feel about Black Character willing to die for White Charaxter? I mean I know Wanda should be Jewish but still. Uncomfortably close to icky tropes but maybe I’m reading too far into it.

YIKES where was she hiding the kids till now? How’d she do all this? “I’m not a stranger or your husband” YIKES.

OH MY GOD DEAD PIETRO

OH MY GOD VISION STAY IN THE BUBBLE SOMEONE SAVE HIM SAVE HIM OMG BILLY CAN HEAR HIS DADDY DYING SAVE HIM

“The people need help” oh Vision you are truly Worthy

She literally expanded her world to save him omg

DARCY WHERED YOU GO geez look at power of this girls mind it’s about damn time we got a glimpse at just how intense her powers are

Season 7

Ok is this like a reality show? Oh man she is GLITCHING.

Oh no it’s just Wanda not Wanda vision cos she feels alone? So sad. She really is losing it isn’t she and not in a “lol how awkward” sortnof way but in that truthful hard to watch way that so many of us feel when we’re at the breaking point

“I actually did bite a kid once” I literally ugly laughed right there

I KNEW I COULDNT TRUST HAYWOOD

It’s so nice to see Darcy used in a real way. Her character was totally wasted in Thor

The way Wandas little interviews get more and more sad :(

Uhhh what does that mean Agnes is quiet on the inside? Again with the Ralph thing. I’m starting to think there’s no Ralph at all??

LOOK AT THIS GIRL WITH HER SPACE ROVER . She’s got that same look of determination her mama had. WHAT IS HAPPENING TO HER WHY ARE HER EYES BLUE

“....soooo Wanda killed me?” I’m ugly laughing again and I shouldn’t be but the comedic delivery is excellent. The whole “office” vibe with the cameras is making an otherwise devastating episode fairly funny

LOOK AT THIS GIRL STANDING UP TO WANDA we love a sharp cheekbones beauty

“Maybe I already am” I mean, I would have loved to hear that post Ultron when for some reason everyone blamed Tony for everything?? But hearing it now is just horrifying and I hate it

Oh vision deciding to go get to his wife is beautiful.

WHERE ARE THE BABIES WHERE ARE THE BOYS OH MY GOD IM FREAKING OUT WHAT BASEMENT THATS NEVER GOOD

Uh hey what the fuck is up with Agness creepy basement of horrors??

AGATHA HARKNESS OH MY GOD

This song is a BOP wtf she deserves an Emmy for this shit

Snoopers gonna snoop what?

Episode 8

Of course it’s Salem, where else would a witch story start

“They simply bent to my power” What a queen

lmaoooo THAT ACCENT COMES AND GOES Agatha really said what we’ve all been thinking

Wait so Wandas power drew Agatha in? I thought maybe Agatha trapped her here?? SHE DOESNT KNOW WHAT WANDA IS

THE BABIES

Oh ouch this trip down memory lane is gonna hurt me isn’t it?

Oh no her mama I’m dying inside send help. The TV sitcoms. Oh my god is this her last memory before her parents died. HELP ME I CANT WATCH THIS

Oh my god, she had powers when she was little?? SHES NOT AN EXPERIMENT???

Listen I generally think telling a story retroactively is lazy writing? Just give us a well developed story the first time?? But this is BRUTAL and brutally well done.

SHE SAW HERSELF IN THE MIND STONE???

Would it have been so difficult for them to give us even a PEEK at this version of wanda vision in CACW? Marvel has the worst habit of just popping up like “oh hey these two love each other all the sudden with no real reason for it” but this is wonderful. So much character development.

Oh listen to this woman begging to be able to bury her husband omg. WAIT SO SHE DIDNT BREAK IN AND TAKE HIM?? WHAT ARE THEY DOING TO VISION?? DID HE PUSH HER INTO THIS PSYCHOTIC BREAK?? HE TOTALLY PLAYED HER INTO RECREATING VISION SHE JUST WANTED CLOSURE. He literally showed her visions dismembered corpse and said “say goodbye” I will kill this dude wtf

“I can’t feel you” guys I have to pause this so I can cry for a minute

“I can’t feel you” and then she leaves. Totally alone in the world. My heart is an empty husk.

Why the house though? Why west view?

OH FUCK ME UP ARE YOU KIDDING ME VISION WAS GOING TO BUILD THEM A HOUSE I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE

It’s not even real vision? Just the projection of her broken heart? “Welcome home” I am broken. Physically broken.

CHAOS MAGIC

SCARLET WITCH

I CANNOT

OH MY GOD WHITE VISION??? NO NO NO

#WandaVision

[fanfictionfans]

I Always keep my promises- Pt 2

I always keep my promises.

When Tommy’s Girlfriend y/n is broken by someone from the past, his family and himself wont stop until its taken care of. Indefinitely.

TAGS: @captivatedbycillianmurphy​

Read Part 1 Here

Part two below.....

“Has anyone seen Tommy this morning?” You asked heading down the stairs when trying to put your coat on

Polly sighed placing a plate of biscuits in front of Finn at the table “Him, John and Arthur left for the Garrison early this morning, they said they had business to attend to. You ought to go over there and see what trouble they are getting into now. Hopefully, the place is still standing”

You rolled your eyes “God only knows with them. Well I guess im stopping by there first. I have some business Tommy wanted me to attend to after”

“What business?” Finn tries asking with a mouth full of biscuit

Polly smiles sitting down next to him “hush Finn” she replies with a drink at hand 

Walking over to him you plant a kiss on-top of the head and reply “Peaky business bub”

and with that, you where out the door.

Birmingham.. no matter what would always be you’re home. No matter where Tommy bought his next “Investment”, and how poorly you’re city was..it would always be home to you and the family. The roots you all have invested here, way to strong.

You were just about to the doors of the garrison when a man was pushed out of it and onto the dirt covered road. You rolled you’re eyes and continued walking towards it. Looking at him as you got closer you could now see he was bleeding from everywhere but it no way surprised you.

The unknown man quickly got to his knees and started crawling away on them. Rolling you’re eyes once more you walked inside

“Seriously..already causing raucous this early in the morning boys?” You asked locking the door behind you, now fully aware of the blood bath that was inside.

“oy there she is” John yelled from the counter where he was currently sitting drenched in blood from head to toe. Part of you was surprised, part you of, not so much.

“was wondering when you would make you’re appearance” Arthur said nonchalantly when wiping off his face that was also painted with blood.

“Okay, first of all Is any of the blood yours or any bullet or deep knife wounds?” You asked looking at the tree of them

“No baby, all good. Just some bruises and blood from these fine gentlemen. Right boys?” Tommy said looking at the 7 bodies on the floor then at his brothers

John and Arthur nodded and both replied “right”

“Good” you say stepping over all the bodies getting blood on you’re shoes. You head behind the counter grabbing 4 glasses and filling them up with whiskey for you and the boys.

“No questions on who these men were y/n?” John asked taking his shirt off when still sitting on the bar counter. Was he trying to get rid of the blood on it or just loved being shirtless, you honestly never knew with him. Probably more towards the loved being shirtless part, the boy loved showing off to anyone and everyone.

“No, not really” you said throwing you’re head back and downing one of the glasses

“Oh wait, I do have one question” You said in a serious tone

“why did one get away?” pouring another glass for yourself you looked at John and threw you’re smirk at him.

Tommy was in the process of lighting his cigarette but stopped to look at you for a moment, he smiled and continued lighting it. THIS was why he loved you. His Girl. Always and forever, His.

“Well, sweetheart. We needed him alive so that he could send a message back to their boss” Arthur replied downing his drink and sliding it across the bar so you could refill it again.

“And the message being..?” you downed you’re next glass and began pouring another for you and Arthur before Tommy grabbed you’re glass from you

“Baby its not even high noon yet and you have a meeting to attend. No more Whiskey until after” Tommy said putting the glass behind him and leaning against the bar parallel to you.

“I'm soooo much better when I’m drunk in meetings Tommy” you smile putting you’re hands on his hips and rubbing them in a circular motion.

“Or on the snow” john mumbles causing you to side eye him as he was downing his drink.

Tommy wasn’t aware you were back on the snow. He had told You, Arthur and Finn to lay off it. But, we never listen.

“ahh we're back on the snow again, huh baby?” Tommy said staring into you’re eyes. He was not aware of this fact until now.

“sometimes.” you reply looking back into his. Fuck..his eyes were so beautifully bright.

“Well, I’m going to send John with you to the meeting. Arthur and I have some business to attend to”

Tommy stated calmly before grabbing you by the throat with one hand using a different hold that wasn't the nice one you were so used to when having sex with him.

“Contain how much snow goes into that beautiful noise pumpkin.” Tommy said sternly

“Tommy c’mon mate, its not like we can’t afford it” John laughed

“ay” Tommy said looking at his younger brother “Did you know she was back on the snow?”

John stayed quiet as he continued eyeing Tommy. Finally, nodding to Tommy confirming he knew. Tommy turned his attention back to you

“Well baby. Contain how much goes in. Yeah?” Tommy said pulling you forward into him more

All you could do was nod. Was it wrong that even him being this forceful was turning you on?  

Tommy replied with a smile and a kiss before letting go of you.

“Okay, on you two go. Arthur and I will get some people to clean this up”

John jumped off the counter into all the blood on the floor as you made you’re way around it to meet him

“John, go change. Don’t want people to think we are a bunch of Heathens do we?” Arthur said smiling as we walked towards the door

“Oh dear, what would give any soul that impression” You butted in as you jumped on Johns bare back

“bye Fockers” John smirked carrying you out of the garrison and back to the house to grab a shirt before heading over to the meeting.

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Once you and john left Arthur turned to Tommy

“You didn't tell her?” he said in a disbelieving voice

“No and if we don't have to we wont until its time” he replied sternly

“Tommy shes going to be after blood just like we are. What if she gets angry we kept it from her until that point” He replied pouring another drink for himself

“I don't want her to have actual blood on her hands Arthur. Neither do you.” Tommy said lighting yet another cigarette

Arthur sighed “No I don't but..”

Tommy cut him off “No buts.. she would go in full cocked and ready to rain hell fire on whoever is around. No survives period. Not that I’m opposed to it. But this needs to be done carefully”

“She really is you’re perfect woman Tommy isn't she” Arthur chuckled

Tommy ignored that comment “Once we have confirmed hes part of the employees of that business. He will be dealt with in the worst possible way.”

“We've been looking for him for a long time Tom. We are going to owe Churchill for this tip tom..you know that right.” Arthur said looking at his brother

“We have and soon, with all the pain he caused her...he will finally get his. We will owe Churchill something yes..but it will be worth it brother.”

“Amen to that brother” Arthur said raising his glass of whiskey up.

Tommy has made a lot of promises in his time. But he had made a promise many moons ago with his family.

He would fine y/n’s father and kill him.

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I tried adding more GIFS but they cut me off. :/ I hope you all enjoy! What do you think so far? <3 Love you guys! xxxx

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August 8th, 2019

oh hellooo fake bitches, heheh i think im the fake one because i haven’t been updating on there or come on to check nevertheless i am here now, my last post was in march lmaoooo anyways so nina’s life how is that going honestly it’s going great i don’t have any like big stress in my life after me and spencer broke up i just feel like this stress has been lifted, i don’t have someone calling me 15 times in a roll so that’s pretty great, me and spencer aren’t talking anymore he used to hit me up every other day to talk about random things but after i blocked him after his little gf send me her pic of herself there’s no communication which i am THANKFUL for, other than the one text he sent saying “sorry, she took my phone” lmaooo i didn’t reply. 

next topic, robbie soooo me and him are still talking... don’t worry everything is going well, if there’s rants you guys would hear about it by now lmao we shall wait and see, but yeah i mean at times it can get confusing, because he’d flirt w me and me being a hoe i am would flirt back  idk but like i know that he has feeling for me but we just wanna be friends for now idk i like what we are now no stress no drama, you know maybe in future when we’re both get our shit together might end up together who knows but dude i can not get over the fact that he painted me bitchhhh he showed me and im shook he even wrote a poem for me when we weren’t together ugh BITCH everytime i think about him got together w someone after breaking up w me like YOU COULDA HAD A BAD BITCH BUT NOOO YOU HAD TO EXPERIENCE THAT FIRST BEFORE YOU REALIZE HOW FUCKING GREAT I AM, hello friends this is the definition of not appreciating what you have until it’s GONE anddddd look at where we are now, once the trust is lost it’s hard to gain that back anyways i still give him shit about it though lmao i give no fucks but don’t worry i didn’t go “ana” crazy god she’s fucking crazy that reminds me shes STILL bothering robbie so she’s still snapchating robbie and like he leave her open sometimes he would reply but like she sent one yesterday and he opened it and didn’t respond, and then she sent another one and he just left her open and what she did was swipe left and screenshot the chat that shows like she sent two snaps and they’re both opened OKAY like hello??? what is the point of that like PLEASE tell me what is the point of that ALSO THAT FACETIME CALL FROM SPENCER’S PHONE PPLEASSE TELL. ME. WHAT. WAS. THE POINT. OF THAT. YOU’RE GOING TO CALL AND THEN WHAT??? WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO SAY??? and THE SNAPCHAT FROM SPENCER’S SNAP SHOWING HER FACE.. what. are. you. trying. to. accomplish. ugh i hate stupid bitches anyways where was i yes okay so im like not worried about robbie and ana but i am worried about ana causing some unnecessary drama though fucking psycho here i thought im a psycho but nooOOOoOoOoooo wow i love going off, but to sum it up im just happy that robbie is in my life, it just makes me feel happy that i have my bestfriend back but of course i’ll be cautious and be more aware of my actions but yeah i guess im currently on facetiming robbie rn, this cute bitch is watercolor painting while im aggressively attacking the keyboard ranting about this drama ugh what a dumb bitch he is like i coulda give him the world ugh why are men the way that they are ANYWAYS i think im done now i mean i honestly think i can do better 

jessenia - i miss you you whore brandon needs to get his shit togethererrerrerererrrrrrrrrrrrr im tryna get yall to date why are men the way that they are 

rosola - you need to come back soon i miss you 

yall have major teas ahh look at our lives OH OH MY GOD I HAVE TO UPDATE YOU GUYS OKAY SO YOU KNOW HOW WE WATCH MOVIES ON RABB.IT WELL ANYWAYS THAT WEBSITE NO LONGER EXIST oiafuehsdjeruif I KNOW idk why i decided to check it last night and it was like ‘oUr MaIn InveSTor PuLLeD oUt” like- bitch what- so we have nowhere to watch movies i mean there’s other alternatives but what makes rabbit so unique is like we can watch the movie, look at each others reaction AND hear/talk to each other while the movie/video is playing like other websites/apps don’t have that all three like there’s website you can watch movies but i don’t think you can talk or see each other but yeah anyways i thought i’d update yall on that

[hermionegranger56]

HELLO LADS I HAVE LISTENED TO LOVER A MILLION TIMES SO HERE’S SOME THOUGHTS:

Just overall as an album here: HOLY. SHIT. that one vanity fair article that said this is gonna save pop music???? THEY’RE RIGHT OK?? this is just a solidly GREAT album all around. It’s lyrically smart, incredibly catchy, heartfelt and vulnerable and empowering. And the best part?? You can tell that Taylor is so genuinely, sincerely HAPPY and IN LOVE and it is downright INFECTIOUS. Even the songs that sonically I didn’t like as much, I couldn’t help but like since you could just feel her palpable joy in every note. I saw someone say that Rep was her finding her voice and Lover is her finally being able to use it how she wants and I couldn’t agree more.

I Forgot That You Existed: soooo catchy!! and god if realizing you forgot about That person ain’t the best feeling! this song perfectly shows that freedom, that joy. the laugh! the “…so yeah”! i live! a strong start

Cruel Summer: A MOTHERFUCKIN BOP THIS SONG MAKES ME SO HAPPY AHHHHH!!! (recommend it at full volume, in the car. really helped my commute today lol) the chorus is just such a good melody. HE LOOKS UP GRINNING LIKE A DEVIL!!!! MURDER ME THE DELIVERY OF THAT LINE WAS SO GOOD can’t wait to scream it on tour

Lover: perfect. perfect. perfect. see here. oh god she’s so in love. I see you Speak Now Taylor, I see you. this song is acoustic folky perfection and i want it at my wedding

The Man: ok moral of the story: fuck men lolol. THIS IS A JAMMM! look, I understand the critiques people are going to have for the message of this song. Without getting too into it, it’s true the song certainly doesn’t cover everything and there are areas of feminism and social awareness she (especially as a successful white woman) can continue to grow and make more of an effort in. HOWEVER, to say that Taylor Swift has not been affected by sexism is just untrue? Her whole reputation was defined for a long time on the double standards that society had for her that she lays out in this song, she went through a sexual assault trial with grace and dignity, she still is put in the pigeon hole of being “overdramatic”, “the victim” etc etc which perpetuates double standards. Taylor Swift has something to say about her valid experiences as a woman in this industry, and we DEFINITELY should not be trying to silence the voices of any women in this day and age. And the song’s simple sentiment of MEN HAVE IT EASIER is something that lots of her fans can relate to, so why not write something relatable, ya know?? idk man i support it, rant over, don’t fight me plz

The Archer: oh boy the ATMOSPHERE. OOF. the perfect 3 am-lightening skies-melancholy soundtrack. and my god if it doesn’t hit every late night insecurity I’ve ever had, like any good track 5 should. “who could ever leave me darling, but who could stay” hits like a sucker punch, by the crescendo at “all the kings horses and all the kings men” I’m screaming the lyrics or sobbing or both. one of my fave track 5s aside from All Too Well and Delicate

I Think He Knows: a BEAT hot DAMN. go GET that man tswift, we stan a confident queen!! BOY I UNDERSTAND?!?!?!? GET IT BITCH YOU’RE HOT SHIT!!! a solid bop!! i wanna dance!!

Miss Americana and the Heartbreak Prince: this is a MASTERPIECE. holy FUCK. its. there’s just so many LAYERS?!?!? it’s a like a freaking meta analysis of her past image, her current self and today’s fucked up society. I could write a paper about this. I’m endlessly impressed by how she can continue to surprise me with her lyrical skill even after all this time ahhhhhh. also the go! fight! win! cheer is so clever, i love it

Paper Rings: HELLO STAY STAY STAY AND OURS’ POP ROCK LOVECHILD. SOOOOOO INFECTIOUSLY HAPPY OH MY GOD. it’s a romcom come to life, idk i get love, rosie vibes, no idea why. but god i’m 22 full years old and i just danced around my room using a hairbrush as a microphone to this. I’m smiling ear to ear ahhh @ taylor and joe get married rn PLEASE

Cornelia Street: for some reason I didn’t love it at first, but it’s growing on me!! i think “i get mystified by how this city screams your name” sounds so great how she sings it though like that part is incredible. and it’s such a fragile message, that love that you fear might go away at any second and take all the happy memories with it. a sad bop

Death By Thousand Cuts: also growing on me!! I think most people can relate to this so i think it’ll do well. the “trying to find a part of me you didn’t touch” part was also good

London Boy: AHAHAHAHA I LOVE IT it’s cheeky, it’s fun and damn she wants you to know how much she loves her london boy and everything about him!! i also love that motherfucking IDRIS ELBA IS HERE?!?!? “DONT THREATEN ME WITH A GOOD TIME” so. good.

Soon You’ll Get Better: hoo boy. wow. I can only imagine this is about Andrea’s cancer diagnosis and my god my heart goes out to the whole Swift family. I’ve been there with my grandfather and watching him loose that battle in front of me was one of the hardest thing’s i’ve ever done. it’s surreal, the insistence that they HAVE to get better, it’s the ONLY way, that’s how it’s going to be. and now that I’m a nurse and I’m on the other end seeing families go through this, I just…god I don’t think this is going to be one I can listen to often. I said I was “sobbing” during The Archer, well here I actually, physically was. It’s been a long week, nurse-wise :( oh god the sigh right before the last chorus oh god. my true only complaint here is the underutilization of the Dixie Chicks, cause i love them :)

False God: THE SAX. THE SEX. AMAZING hahahaha. this is just a whole ass VIBE, it’s so smooooooth. I’M NEW YORK CITY, damn I love that!! GOD I DON’T EVEN HAVE SPECIFICS THIS IS JUST SUCH A FUCKING GOOD SONG!!! def in my top 5 from this album.

You Need to Calm Down: HEEEEELLLLLLL YEAHHHHH BOP OF THE SUMMER!!!! the chorus makes me SO SUNSHINEY HAPPY!! And I’m glad Taylor is being so vocal about her support for the LGBT community and sending this message of love/renouncing people who spread hate! CAUSE *screams from a mountain* SHADE NEVER MADE ANYBODY LESS GAY!!!!!!

Afterglow: i think this song is absolutely lovely! It takes so much maturity to be able to admit you’re wrong or that you hurt the one you love but that you’re going to continue to fight for them and I love to see Taylor explore that

Me!: ok honestly?? I have never liked the first song Taylor’s released from all of her albums Red and after. BUT they’ve all grown on me! that said, this is probably my least favorite song on the album WHICH IS SO IMPRESSIVE THIS IS STILL A REALLY GOOD SONG!! the me-e-e-e makes me unreasonably happy (similar to the sunshine vibes of yntcd). I just can’t get past the spelling is fun WAIT SHE TOOK IT OUT I’M ABSOLUTELY SCREAMING

It’s Nice To Have a Friend: SIMPLE. BEAUTY. this feels like an interlude of sorts and I love it. it’s first 3 seconds reminded me of the Big Little Lies theme song lolol. this is such a perfectly visual song, it’s like a tumblr list of aesthetics. i REALLY LOVE this one, in ways I can’t put into words

Daylight: ohhhh baby a GOOOOD ENDING. STEP INTO THE DAYLIGHT AND LET IT GO FINALLY MADE ITS DEBUT I’M SO HAPPY. and her words of wisdom at the end, wow. you are what you love. wow taylor truly has come through all of her experiences, good and bad, processed and grown, let it go and is thriving and in love in her own daylight

AND IM SO SO HAPPY FOR HER @taylorswift ILYSM

BRING ON THE LOVER ERA, SEE Y’ALL AT TOUR

#taylor swift #lover #tswift #lover era #ts7 #cruel summer #miss americana and the heartbreak prince #lover album #swifties #yntcd

[karihigada]

yakuzaAU

karihigada

haha or talk about yakuza!AU?

spoontasti

I could attempt to write

karihigada

uhhhh how about izaya still goes to normal school just like akane but the same as with her everyone

keeps their distance and is respectful out of fear

not shizuo thoug ;)

and its such a wild change for izaya that there is soneone who isnt afraid of his status

and of course izaya also isnt afraid of his stenght

that would be a very interesting change in their dynamic

spoontasti

That could work

karihigada

that there would be a legit reason for shizuo to be wary of izaya but he still isnt

and maybe shiki/akabayashi dont like this brat boy disrespecting the heir and try to rough him up a

bit/send goons to rough him up

so its no longer izaya who sends gangs after shizuo

and maybe in this instance izaya is actually really afraid that the one person who isnt afraid of his

status would be taken away

so maybe he fights with shizuo against the thugs (the thugs of course dont know who he is and just

want to beat him up as well)

so at the end of the day both are bruised but victorious and sulk to shinra

and on the couch izaya explains that he didnt have anyhting to do with the thugs, that were all his

dad's underlings doing and he doesnt condone of it

and he lowkey says he is thankful that shizuo is at least one person in his life who is not afraid to

give him lip

and shizuo just kisses him to shut him up

"like i could ever be afraid of some little flea, no matter who your parents are"

karihigada

and the next day izaya comes home and tells shiki, that punk brat you wanted to get rid of for

disrespecting us? im dating him. what are you gonna do about that now?

spoontasti

Cute

karihigada

and shiki just exasperatedly shakes his head because he cant really say anythign to that. maybe just

a sarcastic 'use protection'

and then he goes drinking with akabayashi and laments his life coices and ungrateful brats xDD

spoontasti

If it wasn't high school but later, I think there could be more surprises

karihigada

yeah, later in life it would be more serious because it would no longer be children fighting but an

adult getting on the wrong foot with the yakuza

maybe AU where awakusu tries to hire shizuo for his skills?

spoontasti

Like Shizuo being hired as a body guard or getting in trouble with Izaya

Like breaking something valuable

karihigada

and shizuo really needs the money and maybe doesnt realize right away that its yakuza but has a

bad feeling. but really needs the money

spoontasti

Or beating up how men

karihigada

*breaking something valuable* now i have ouran high school host club flash backs

xDDDDDDDDDDDD

spoontasti

Lol, same principle

Manipulating Shizuo

karihigada sent a GIF

but yeah, being hired as bodyguard and of course meeting izaya

and shizuo imediately dislikes his attitude but izaya is imediately hooked on the strong hunk xD

spoontasti

But I doubt he'd be willing to work for someone like Izaya

karihigada

he wouldnt work directly for izaya, jsut the awakuzu

izaya is just a package deal that he has to deal with haha

or he gets into trouble with the yakuza as an outsider, like beating up men and izaya pretends to

want to help him but not disclosing that he is part of awakusu so he strings shizuo along

sorta like that other AU we had a while ago where shizuo and izaya get close in highschool but

izaya was just using him al along, remember?

spoontasti

Hmmmm

karihigada

haha i like this AU. so many possibilitys

spoontasti

I think another way for it to work would be if Shizuo fucks something up really bad punishable by

death, but Izaya doesn't want that so he makes a deal with Shizuo (this was all Izaya's plan from the

start)

But Shizuo's debt just keeps going up

Because he has zero chill with izaya

karihigada

'punishable by death' you mean something that would make the yakuza make him wear cement

shoes?

spoontasti

Yeah or human trafficking

karihigada

so izaya keeps him in his deabt but also safe from the yakuza

so shizuo is stuck with him because there is no way out

spoontasti

Yuppies

karihigada

would also be an interesting exploration of consent and relationship dinamics because izaya clearly

has mre power here

would be an interesting take on their relationship

spoontasti

Until he dies or Izaya gets bored which will never happen

karihigada

like yeah, of course shizuo always says he isnt afraid of the fallout were he to ever dock izaya one

spoontasti

Yeah

karihigada

but deep inside he is aware that maybe they would also go after kasuka or others

spoontasti

Yup go after his family

And they know about kasuka

And that stops Shizuo from fighting back

karihigada

so would is just stay this fucked up their whole lifes or would izaya soften up?

spoontasti

Hmmmmmmm could get either worse if Izaya likes to watch him suffer or better if he likes him

Like he would want to turn him into a mobster

Monster

karihigada

and mobster xD

spoontasti

Yeah lol, So maybe he would try to get him to kill people for him which doesn't work

karihigada

for once i actually dont want to go the route of most suffering xD

i say let izaya soften up and them have a normal relationship haha

spoontasti

It could be really bad at first but then he softens up

karihigada

but yes also keep telling me about izaya trying to get shizuo to kill

maybe izaya really nearly pushes shizuo to the breaking point

spoontasti

But Shizuo won't do it even if it means his death

karihigada

and shizuo completely breaks down after beating some punk to near death with his bare heands

spoontasti

Yeah

karihigada

and izaya realizes that this is not what he wanted for shizuo after all (like in ACI)

and starts being nicer

and try to mend his past behavior

spoontasti

Yup

karihigada

could also be a unique cahracter exploration for izaya

he relizes that he has complete control over another human being and how he treads him defines his

own worth as a human and he doesnt want to be a monster

so he realizes he should stop making shizuo into a monster because at the end of the day there

would only be one monster and thats him

spoontasti

Sounds yummy

karihigada

i just realized we have very little fanfics who explore izayas humanity

even though thats also a core theme of the original drrr

but we also have very little fics who truly explore shizuo becoming a monster------

except one, hummmmmmm? *smiles coyly*

spoontasti

Hahah

karihigada sent a GIF

no but god, this AU begins to sound amazing~~ <3

spoontasti

Glad to be of service

Yeah especially them getting away with law and murder

Like the environment makes it possible

karihigada

i always think law is such a unique concept in drrr becuase its the REAL WORLD

spoontasti

And very likely

karihigada

not some fantasy setting where you murder people for fun in the wilderness

spoontasti

Yup

karihigada

thats one thing i really love about drrr, its setting in reallife

so how would shizuo come to care about izaya?

spoontasti

Hmmm

karihigada

definitely not for a long time because izaya keeps trying to get him to use violence

spoontasti

Yup

karihigada

so only after izaya softens up?

spoontasti

Gosh by then would he hate him soooo much XD

karihigada

or maybe their relationship actually isnt so bad at the start, they snark at each other and whatnot but

nothing too bad, and only after izaya gets bored of that he tries to push shizuo to murder?

spoontasti

Yeah makes a plan

karihigada

yeah thats the problem, if shizuo ust hates izaya from the beginging and then breaks down there is

no way he wuld come to care about him other than some twisted stockholm syndrome

so izaya first needs to make shizuo trust him

spoontasti

Toying with him

karihigada

and that infvolves not being such a little shit all the time so that shizuo doesnt completely hate his

guts

that would also be the only way he could manipulate shizuo into violence: through trust, not throgh

pressure of authority

spoontasti

Yeah

Manipulation is his fine point

karihigada

maybe shizuo nearly beats that punk to death to pretect izaya and izaya totally planned it that way

that would be the only reason shizuo would go that far

manipulating shizuo into violence like in ACI but focusing it onto another person instead of on

himself like in the control room in ACI

but by trying to win shizuos trust he of course has to play his freind and in turn shizuo treads him

like a freind so izaya realizes that it actually really hurts misusing trust like that :D

spoontasti

And Shizuo knows if something happens to Izaya something bad will happen to his family

Yup

karihigada

so they come to trust/care about each other by izaya just 'pretending' to be his freind but slowly

actually feeling like that but he also doesnt want to let go of his original plan to turn shizuo into a

monster so he goes through with it anyway

spoontasti

Okay ? so Izaya works on building Shizuo's trust by faking being nice

karihigada

while having doubts and pain but he tells himself that he can just throw shizuo away later

which he of course cant, he is already in too deep xD

spoontasti

Ok sounds good

karihigada

maybe while shizuo beats that punk its actually izaya who shouts at him tostop because he after all

doesnt want shizuo to become a monster

instead izaya realizes he himself might be amonster for pushing his freind that far

spoontasti

And then when Shizuo actually begins to start to like Izaya for real Izaya maybe lets him off

karihigada

you mean at the very end?

yeah

so now that shizuo is 'free' to go he maybe leaves for a few days/weeks and izaya is realyl miserable

and later shizuo comes back and tells him that he was thinking a lot and he decided to come back on

his own terms

spoontasti

Or maybe he doesn't go back to that life style but asks Izaya out

Like he doesn't want to come back under Izaya

But as his ally/lover

spoontasti

Or just someone there to stop him

And watch him

But Izaya understands

karihigada

maxbe it would be a sober note "if youre ever really in trouble i will help you.... but dont expect me

to get deeper invoved with the yakuza than that anymore"

yeah it would be really somber, shzuo still wants izaya in his life but no longer that life so its kinda

hard to reconcile those two things

but he also cant realyl imagine life without izaya anymore

spoontasti

Yeah

karihigada

and izaya also realizes he needs someone outside this life to keep him human

that would be an interesting spin, izaya needing shizuo to keep him human

:D

spoontasti

He wants to be better for Shizuo

karihigada

and he is sorry he ever dragged shizuo into this life

just becuase shizuo is good at violence doesnt mean he is good in a life of violence

spoontasti

Yeah Shizuo isn't cut out for it even if he could be perfect if he used his strength

Sounds great

?

karihigada

sounds amazing :DDDD

god its so fun~~

the perfect bedtime story~~~ haha

spoontasti

?

karihigada

maybe an addendum for the earlier time: during the start when izaya tries to win shizuos trut by

pretending, you think he also tries sexual advances? or just try to be his freind?

would be even more heartbreaking if they are sorta 'together' while izaya tries to get shizuo to kill

spoontasti

It would be interesting

karihigada

and would make sense in why he regrets it so much manipulating shizuo

spoontasti

Yup

karihigada

maybe izaya comes onto him very heavily and shizuo tells him in his face he doesnt want to get into

trouble but izaya rebukes that it would be no trouble and noone would have a problem with it (as

long as shizuo is good ;) ) and izaya also tells him that he knows shizuo finds him atrractive, izaya

knows he is attractive and uses it as a weapon

so maybe shizuo would just shrug and go with it? spur of the moment thing? and then later shizuo

of course develops deeper feelings bcuase he things izaya is being geniune

or maybe he only gives in when izaya starts sounding more geniune about wanting to sleep with

him instead of just flaunting his good looks

shizuo wants to sleep with him becuase of affection, not jsut good looks

spoontasti

Yeah

karihigada

and he is very gentle :)

and izaya also didnt expect to be touched that gently :D

spoontasti

Yay

karihigada

and when shiki hears that they sleep together he jsut gives a long and resinged sigh but knows he

cant do anythign about it

xD

also, what about mairu and kururi?

spoontasti

Hehehe

karihigada

and is akane a cousin?

shizuo would get along well with them and cant belive that the big brother is such a brat when the

little girls are so well beahved xD

spoontasti

Hmmm idk XD

Cousins I guess

spoontasti

Like maybe one of Izaya's parents is in the yakuza but since they always are gone, they just brought

them in

Izaya doesn't have to inherit but he's high in the family

karihigada

i thought the AU was that izaya is the son of mikiya, the awakusu boss? so he is the 'heir'

i was just hinking about hos izayas childhood woudl have been

spoontasti

Maybe Mikiya is his grandfather??

karihigada

probably largely the same as canon with fascination with humans and other children beign afraid of

him like with akane

spoontasti

Is Akane the heir?

karihigada

and the reason he didnt get into legal trouble in middle school for 'stabbing' shinra is becuase of the

yakuza xD

spoontasti

Yeah

karihigada

such a fun AU

espcially with the part with also examining izayas humanity. we dont have that enough in fics

not that this is ever gonna be a fic

this would be alogn one

its funny because the artist of the pic wrote like "izaya as the darling yakuza heir. discuss" and we

sure as hell discussed but noone will ever see xD

and even this will disapear into the void in a few days because you would need to scrool up

karihigada

but right now im having fun~~

#durarara #orihara izaya #ficlet #shizaya #au headcanons