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#ashes to ashes crust to crust #excellent #laugh rule

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all this damn time of this game existing and not one person has played a tabletop character as an anthropologist studying adventuring parties. gotta do everything my gorram self around 'ere 'ave i

#dungeons and dragons #froshposting

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Who wants to see how the previous owners of my house plugged in the microwave

#laugh rule

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update: apparently canberra’s skywhale was harpooned and died 

#gdspeed and good riddance! #rest in power moby tits #i have to go phone the lads now i guess and tell them i know #this thing has been a miserable little inside joke with the cousins in adelaide for so long #what ominous art in the sky from across what country are we going to poke fun at now #the canadian rubber duck is played out #although if someone hunted it that would be pretty funny

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when I was a little kid at some point I got upset with my parents because I didn't have a crucifix in my bedroom and they did- I was like why do YOU get to be safe from vampires??? you're okay with me getting my blood sucked???? so we took a little trip to the catholic store but the one closest to us was run by a group of nuns that had been moved here from romania. I got a little baby pink cross and this sweet old nun was like 'aww, is this a baptism gift?' and I was like no. I need to be protected from vampires. and she immediately got SO serious and was like 'this is the best one we've got, you'll definitely be safe' and since she was literally from vampire land I was convinced she was like, van helsing. like the whole time my parents had been laughing about how cute my fear was but she literally Knew dracula and was taking my concerns seriously I held this over my parents for so long lmfao

#a+ quality post #pack it in everybody #website's done #this is incredible i hope i'm exactly the crazy kabbalist version of this sister when i'm old #my calling is to nod sagely when little babies want to know how to keep safe from the sitra achra #op its wonderful she took you seriously #children need that more than people think

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eagle: so what do you think about stigmata

prometheus: you know we're in a pre-christian myth, right? like that word doesn't exist yet. your dumb joke is anachronistic.

eagle: stigma talons in your flesh

#laugh rule

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impulse purchase? impulse purchase? i pulse purchae? impulse ourchase? i pulse pkrcgae? imphbsi pufccjBeev? impudlwe pufxjjabwvv?

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is no one gonna point out "wol"

With Winnie-the-Pooh and The Battle of Hastings sharing an anniversary today, did you know that E. H. Shepard once drew this amazing scene for an exclusive book bag?

#this is ace #thank you internet

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thinkin thoughts! this one’s called “niche market”

#basement ska show solidarity

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#please do #im like a farmer calling his kine #i want to see who knows i exist in the usa

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(video and tweet source)

THE HANSHIN TIGERS HAVE BROKEN THE CURSE OF THE COLONEL!

For the people who don't know, in 1985, the Hanshin Tigers won their first (and at the time, only) Japan Series victory. Traditionally, they've been hard luck losers, and they're often compared to the Red Sox in the sense of their being overshadowed by the Yomiuri Giants, who, like the Yankees, have won more championships than any other team in their league.

When they won, fans resembling the players on the team were jumping into the Dotonbori Canal in Osaka - the fans would yell out a player's name, and a fan who looked like them would jump in. The problem was when they got to Randy Bass, who none of the Japanese fans looked like. They needed to find something resembling him and selected a statue of Colonel Sanders, who was white and had a beard like Bass, and threw it into the canal.

Colonel Sanders sank underwater, and the Hanshin Tigers did...horribly after that, usually coming in last in the league or close to it, to the point where the team was considered cursed by his presence in the canal. The team made the Japan Series a few times after that in the 2000s and once in the 2010s, but lost each time.

In 2009, the Colonel was located and recovered from the Dotonbori Canal, save for his left hand and his glasses. He's now at a location near Koshien Stadium, where the Tigers play their home games (and where the famed national high school baseball championships are played), and can be viewed there to this day.

Fans were, however, not convinced that they had earned the Colonel's forgiveness, since his hand and glasses were missing. In the image above, he's been given some replacement glasses, but he still lacks a left hand.

This year, Hanshin beat the Orix Buffaloes, a team that plays roughly 20 minutes away by train in Nishinomiya, 4-3 in a seven-game series. The curse is thus considered broken...so the fans did what they do best, and threw a fan dressed like Colonel Sanders into the Dotonbori Canal.

For years, this has been my favorite baseball story, and I'm so happy that I was alive to see it seen all the way through. Congratulations, Hanshin fans!

#this is what enjoying sports is really about #gdbless and gdspeed tigers #gdbless and gdspeed colonel

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#year 3!!!! #youre still unhinged nina i promise... #youre still wonderful youre still you #theres still destiel

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if they do you have my pickaxe and/or they'll have to go through me first. worker's solidarity in the gender mines

can i be a stone butch but a trans man. Will anyone get mad at me

#do it anyway do it scared #when i cut my hair it fixed the universe

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I think "sibling coded" means they get along really well and know all of each other's darkest depths except when they don't, at which point they want to kill one another with the yearning of a million suns. They'll get over this (checks watch) right about now, but watch out! Nothing lasts forever. Tomorrow we get to witness the beautiful cycle again. If anyone tries to somehow break this dynamic up, maybe out of concern for these people, they'll both turn on the person, only to go back to whatever phase they were in last. This will continue until one or both of them die depending on the type of story this is, and depending on their personal metaphysics may go on until the heat death of the universe itself, and beyond.

Honestly, what does sibling coding actually MEAN?  Ignore the misuse of coding for a second.  You tell me they are sibling coded and I learn absolutely nothing about their relationship

If they are friends and get along too well, they are sibling coded.   If they bicker/fight, they are sibling coded.  Clearly resent each other over something? Ya guessed it sibling coded.

Maybe the reason there is no consistant set of ‘sibling coded behavior’ is because IRL siblings can have any relationship dynamic.  

#i have nine siblings so i may be a bit of an outlier in the sibling coding meta #but my partner grew up as a single child #so we have microcosms of this interaction all the time #both of you stop typing what ever you were going to i hear it every day. I love you. peace love and bubblegum #:DDDDD

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it’s a common misconception that maths is all theoretical; they actually keep the 0 in a vault in France and u can go look at it if u got connections.

#laugh rule

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our server's weekly movie voting rules

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Job interviewer: You have none of the skills, experience, or education needed for this job. Why should we hire you?

Me: Try something difference .