#‘I can’t tell them’

[saitamastamaticsoup]

If just white people were the main characters of isekai it would be so wattpad cringe bc wtf😭 y’all using broken aave On a character who not even in modern times. You’re embarrassing💀 you using colonized social standards on Characters of color like they would even remotely believe in that mess

#y’all either pussy or annoying #I’m sorry seeing fanfic where yn can literally do anything and she crying bc #‘I can’t tell them’ #y’all need to learn to lie :/ #IF I WAS SEEN AS A GOD #I would simply behave #I’m fucking my fav characters #you’re being awkward saying weird shit using aave as a cracker #we not the same Sarah #sagau #bc thsts the tea #y’all wrote the most 14 year old shit ever #bc most of y’all are kids I get to you don’t understand being an adult like the characters 😂 #but be fr #Xiao #someone who’s been alive for fucking centires #wouldn’t know what sex even is?? #he beloved in white gender roles of man sting woman weak??? #yeah pack it the fuck up mayonase militia

[inafallsaway]

Drawing time!

#one piece #monkey d luffy #luffy #nico robin #nami #I think they draw together a lot #both can’t draw tho lol #I tried to base robins style after the couple eps she we do see her drawing #she has lots of sharp lines lol #also wanted to include a ton of tiny cute things on the fridge #I wanted to add more but i think I went a wee bit overboard #the things in the corner if you can’t tell are magnets that represent all of them #ok no more rambling I hope you like I worked hard on it hehe #my art

[lazylittledragon]

please continue with dadstarion if you want to. we lov him

don’t worry i don’t need to be asked

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #astarion #tavstarion #karlach #dadstarion #parents are incapable of noticing that their child looks weird and then there’s astarion #you can tell this is a while post brain because he’s so relaxed that he can’t run 60ft in 6 seconds anymore #i think he deserves to laugh more. and have lots of comfortable loungewear #also i love the person who tagged the karlach wip with ‘lots of love not lots of gentle’ #i feel like she thrives during that stage of baby where they stop being fragile and you can just toss them around

[spookeart]

They’re bonding

#Remus lupin #regulus black #moonwater #platonic moonwater #you can’t tell me they’re not best friends #i love them so fcking much you don’t understand #Remus lupin fanart #regulus black fanart #marauders #marauders era #marauders fanart #hp fanart #artist on tumblr #digital art #my art

[ghostdrinkssoup]

nbc hannibal is a romcom purely because the central conflict results from hannibal not understanding his feelings for will and being a total loser about it because he’s never had a friend or been in love before which makes him act so silly and do the most insane things that will interprets being framed for murder as hannibal having something against him (as anyone would), and this series of misunderstandings is not resolved until hannibal’s ex girlfriend and former psychiatrist tells will that hannibal is so in love with him it makes him look stupid. after that will does not hesitate to break hannibal out of jail and douse himself in blood which is this show’s equivalent to the protagonist running to the airport to stop their love interest from leaving the country and marrying someone else before they’ve had the chance to confess that they’ve loved them ever since they’ve known them

#s1 from hannibal’s pov is the funniest shit ever he’s like I think I want a friend… I’ve never felt like this before… #I guess ​the only way to deal with this is to set his brain on fire #and then is shocked when will tells him the light of friendship won’t reach them for a million years #and spends the rest of the show trying to communicate how he feels without EVER SAYING ANYTHING DIRECTLY #the only way to do the miscommunication trope right #hannibal is literally just some guy and he’s so emotionally constipated he can’t even ask a guy out #zero swag and zero rizz but he still somehow gets will in the end #the show is a romcom !! #nbc hannibal #hannibal #will graham #hannigram #ghost speaks

[sems-diarie]

death is insane. wdym i’ll never see my grandmother again

#she’s in her chair in the den cant nobody tell me nothing ok #death tw #grief #what’s this house without my grandmother in it? (all the people she left behind) #i cried this morning while eating grits she taught my mother how to make. love is so big when i think of it like that #i thought i heard her walker clack in the hallway last night. #she wears glasses & we have to decide where to keep them #grief is so strange #i can’t keep crying by myself (i’ll be crying for the rest of my life) #love is carrying on. i think.

[chappelroans]

missing someone bad for you

trista mateer / trista mateer / sue zhao / u.k / u.k / clementine von radics / trista mateer

#web weaving #webweaving #on loneliness #on grief #on missing someone #on love #quotes #poetry #text #i miss them so bad it aches! i want to cry in their lap again! i want to tell them about everything! i want the world to stop ending! #i was treated like a dog. i left on my own but i still miss the doghouse in the backyard #it wasn’t much but it was something. i should’ve taken what little i could get. i didn’t know that i would leave and get nothing instead #the decision to eat nothing instead of the scraps on the floor is insane. and now i’ve got nobody and we’ll never talk again #there’s a person with half of my soul walking around and i can’t do shit about it #i forget them for a moment but then i see them in my instagram notifs and i blow up the world

[deadpearls]

good evening gigolas truthers

#lotr #lord of the rings #me (real) #gigolas #i love them #gimleaf #middle earth #lotr memes #this meme format is even better when you can’t tell who is who

[revvethasmythh]

Thinking about Caleb “I-use-people’s-full-names-to-show-intimacy” Widogast and the way he calls Veth “Veth the Brave.” It’s not all the time—it’s rarely used, actually, saved for specific moments, only when he’s using the fondest of tones, with the most admiration, and how calling her that is more intimate than just “Veth Brenatto.” Because Veth the Brave is both of her identities. It’s Nott and it’s Veth, it’s their co-mingling, it’s her in her entirety. Veth the Brave. That’s why it’s so intimate, because he is speaking to all of who she is

#he actually only uses it three times total! #though (re: the transcripts) during their first attempt at transmogrification #he open by addressing her: ‘’nott the brave. veth brenatto. you are here [taps her head] #and you are here [taps her heart]’’ #which. basically proves the point like that’s the same thing #the other times were: successful transmogrification #them clasping hands and promising to keep families together before teleporting out of the blooming grove #and in their finale goodbye! #anyway I’m SO normal abut them can’t you tell #caleb widogast #veth brenatto #widobrave #the mighty nein #critical role #casual reminder that the teleporting scene was so intimate laura immediately said ‘’damn I wish they’d taken us with them’’ kdshbgkjsg

[cherries-and-knives]

Another one of the Peeta moments that rot in my brain constantly is the scene in catching fire when Katniss and Finnick get stuck with the Jabberjays.

Peeta had his hands pressed against the force field, trying so so hard to be there for her and wanting so badly to protect her. And when it finally ended he held her, and rocked her, and let her hide her face in his arms, and protected her for as long as she needed him to and…..that’s just so ughhhh….so heartbreakingly sweet.

#if you can’t tell I think about them constantly #even more so specifically #I think about Peeta constantly #I don’t think I’ll ever get over him #this scene is both so healing and heartbreaking at the same time how did they do that??? #in case u were wondering #yes I am crying again #hunger games #the hunger games #the hunger games katniss #the hunger games peeta #thg catching fire #thg #thg peeta #peeta mellark #peeta #peeta supremacy #katniss and peeta #everlark #katniss everdeen #catching fire #peeta my beloved #team peeta #peeta and katniss #thg katniss #thg Everlark #tbosas #the ballad of songbirds and snakes #lucy gray baird #coriolanus snow

[cocktopic]

recommending orv to people who don’t like isekai is so hard bc i have to be like no trust me it gets philosophical and such and they’ll be like in what way. and i have to say well that’s a spoiler. so they’ll be like so when does it happen. and i have to say in the last 50ish chapters. but it’s especially great and stands out in a reread. and they’ll be like “so you want me to read 2.6 million words?” and i have to be like well. yes.

#i usually say it’s isekai and ppl immediately get turned off of it but like PLEASE!!!!! it’s a deconstruction not a typical one. #and kdj is in fact like ur normal isekai protag until ur second read when he is so much more and so much worse. but i can’t tell them that. #life is so hard when ur fave novel is 5 million pages long #orv

[decaffeinatedpartymuggoop]

Percabeth love story from Annabeth’s pov is so funny cause like.

In book 2, she’s thinking “oh, me and Percy will do the chariot race together. It’ll be so fun!” Only to have Tyson, who she doesn’t like at the time, third wheel her planned alone time.

Then you get to the 3rd book. Okay, we’re recruiting 2 new demigods. Their at a dance? Oh, me and Percy can dance. Have a nice romantic moment, maybe even confess.

He runs off to deflect from Thalia’s plan and she falls off a cliff.

We’re at BOTL now, Percy finally asked her out on a date. Well it’s not a date date but the point still stands. AND their seeing a movie. Perfect for a first not date.

He shows up with a red headed mortal. The school is on fire. The mortal, Rachel, writes her number on his arm.

Okay, okay, some failed attempts. Buts it’s all right. She still has more chances.

Nope, no she doesn’t. He’s in a volcano, he could die. She should probably do something before it’s too late. She kisses him and runs off, hoping he survives.

He doesn’t, oh wait he does. It’s been 2 weeks? Where was he? Oh, on an island? With who? CALYPSOS island? Your kidding.

Mhm, he hasn’t brought up the kiss. He want a mortal to led HER quest? Her first ever quest? Maybe she was reading into this wrong. Does Percy NOT like her?

Well, he must not. He spent the whole school year AND summer with Rachel. She kissed him, has spent the last 2 years trying to confess her undying love. He’s about to DIE. His souls is going to be REAPED. But he spends a year away from her. Oh yeah, there’s also a war going on.

A kiss for luck? Tradition? Okay, maybe she was freaking out for nothing. Percy likes her. She’s not gonna kiss him though. He spends a year away from her? He has to earn her affection, thank you very much. He won’t die, hopefully. She’ll kiss him then.

He’s not dead! They won the war! Yay, yippie, fire works. She gives him a kiss and they go underwater. Four years of hard work, but at least it paid off.

#annabeth chase #okay she is secretly my fav #what if I told you I was a mastermind? #she tells everyone she planned her and percy getting together #but really she was as confused as him #he can’t know that tho #percabeth #percy jackson #pjo #pjo tv show #pjo series #pjo hoo toa #rare take: percabeth isn’t a slow burn #it just took them forever to get together #annabeth has known since she was 12 #percy finally figured it out when he was 14

[the-witchhunter]

DP x DC: Puppy Love

Waiting for my friend in the emergency room(they’re fine, we’ll not fine obviously but not actively dying) so might as well write on my phone

So if there are two things I’m adamant about it’s that Alfred should still be alive and that DC SHOULD GIVE JASON BACK HIS DOG

For those poor souls that do not know, Jason had a dog name, and this is 100% true, Dog. Jason is canonically bad at naming things so he named his dog Dog. And the storyline between him and her is actually really touching. He rescued her from a dog fighting ring where she was used to bait dogs. Jason earned her trust showed her kindness and she loves him for it and it makes me emotional. GIVE JASON BACK HIS DOG YOU MONSTERS

She’s not dead just got written out by giving her to someone, but still, that man loves and pampers Dog, gave her an engraved nameplate and everything

But consider Cujo, the ghost of a dog being trained to be a guard dog, put to death long before his time wanting the thing that made him happy in life: his toy. Danny finds him, bonds with him and helps him get back the thing he loves most, and Cujo loves Danny for it.

A story as old as time, a boy and his dog, or in Danny’s case a boy and his ghost dog.

So imagine this: Danny moved to Gotham with Cujo and things are going great, except for one thing.

Cujo has a little crush

Now normally this wouldn’t be a problem, but Cujo is a ghost. Aka he can walk through walls. So when Cujo wants to visit his lady friend, he just bolts right through the wall, and leads Danny on a merry chase.

Meanwhile Jason is confused to come home to his penthouse only to find Dog cuddled up with a smaller green dog that isn’t Beast Boy. The other dog is friendly and gets along with Dog, but it’s driving him crazy wondering how he got in without tripping an alarm. Then there’s a knock on the door

Jason opens the door to find an out of breath guy about his age with black hair, blue eyes and windswept hair that might have been intentional if it hadn’t been for a few leaves stuck in it.

And that’s how Jason met Danny

Cut to this happening a few more times and then turns into organizing little “dates” for their dogs and the while falling slowly in love with each other romcom style

That’s right, this has been a romcom about two dog owners falling in love because their dogs are literally obsessed with each other

Bonus: Danny giving Cujo “the Talk”

Danny, wagging his finger: Don’t make a rosemary’s baby, understand?

Cujo: Bark

Danny: ... good.

#danny phantom #dp x dc #dp x dc crossover #dp x dc prompt #writing prompt #dpxdc #Jason’s Dog #Dog named Dog #dead on main #I just want a cute Danny and Jason plot about them falling in love while organizing doggy play dates #which turn into unintentional double dates #don’t you tell me Jason wouldn’t set up a lady and the tramp moment for them #serving Dog and Cujo a plate of dog safe spaghetti and meatballs #meanwhile Danny who can’t cook out on a fake mustache and is playing music for them #and Jason just looking up from the two dogs eating by candlelight and seeing how the light flickers across Danny’s face #and realizing he wants to kiss this ridiculous man

[eggrolls-and-fandoms]

Dear fucking god I have not stopped thinking about Grace and Max since I watched npmd. Absolutely INSANE character dynamic. Like. They both find a power trip by being together, or even fantasizing about it. Max calls her forbidden fruit but what’s so interesting is that to her he is the forbidden fruit. At first you think they’re opposites but then you realize they’re exactly the same. Justifying their own awful actions by saying that they have a godlike entitlement to do what they want. The religion themes. The power trips. The way they’re looking in a mirror and seeing everything they hate and everything they want so so bad. The way Max is shown in dirty girl having so many similarities with when he appears as a ghost bcus to Grace he was already haunting her. Literally fucking insane

#I can’t stop thinking about them I feel ILL #ill I tell you. #npmd #nerdy prudes must die #npmd spoilers #grace chasity #max jagerman #ghostsoup

[andro-dino]

I dunno what you’re supposed to visualize in this scene but this is what happened in my head

#obey me #obey me nightbringer #obey me leviathan #ft my silly little demon mc design #you can tell I got lazier with each panel #also. haven’t drawn much obey me fanart but I’ve decided to give them different ears in their demon forms #bc you can’t give me demons and then not give them interesting pointy ears #<3

[kyurochurro]

TNG character sketches!! been wanting to draw this crew for a hot sec so I got around to it at 3 am last nite… LOL

(also I haven’t started tng yet but hey I dedicate this to my DAD big tng fan first Trekkie I ever met SHOUTOUT TO YOU DAD 🗣️)

#churro art #my art #digital art #fanart #doodles #star trek #star trek tng #star trek the next generation #william riker #will riker #deanna troi #beverly crusher #data soong #HMMMMMM CAN YOU TELL I REWATCHED ANASTASIA LATELYYYYY AGSHGAHJBKSO #anyways sorry for flat colors #i wanted to focus more on the shapes and lines!! #I’m so glad my first st drawing of Spock and Kirk got so much love #but even just one month after it I can’t look at it cus like. you can TELL it was the first time I had drawn them LMAOOO #i got the hang of their faces now so that first drawing I shall just ignore foreva! :D #BUT THESE IM REALLY PROUD OF THESEEEE #especially data!!! #i initially sketched these on paper in a big sketchbook I own #i won’t lie riker and data looked a bit off but the magic of digital is you can often really easily patch that stuff up :P #I’ll prob start tng with my dad then watch it by myself moving forward :D #ANYWAYS BEV AND DEANNA ARE SOOOOOO PRETTY THEYRE SOOOOOO PRETTY DRAWING THEM WAS SO MUCH FUN #riker was fun to draw too! I feel like I didn’t quite get his eyes right butttt I’m close enough :p #I’ll prob draw Geordi and Picard next or any other character once I pick up tng right >:3