#ᕦ(Ò_Óˇ)ᕤ YEAH

[zuliobro]

I love this reddit migration, it feels like cousins i've never met came over to stay at our place

just a big ol' sleepover! lets stay up all night & tell each other stories hehe ଘ(੭ˊ꒳​ˋ)੭✧

#welcome everybody! #196 #reddit migration #reddit blackout #i've been so excited to see all these new people post reddit things its fun #i dont understand a whole lot about reddit i know like the basics but i still like hearing everybody talk about it #its so exciting to see such an influx of blogs #lets have a dance party oh yeah oua oua #woh woh we out here havin a blast 🤪 yeayuhhh you know how it is out here in the T.U.M. BLRRRRR #tomblur #we love to see it #i give all u big squeezy hug yes yes unless u no likey then we fist bump like BROS #ᕦ(Ò_Óˇ)ᕤ YEAH #RAH ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ #LETS GOOOOOO

[givemaycoffee]

I swear it was just last weekend when I thought "I haven't seen any Vox Machina on my dash in ages! Could it be that my fave mutual has moved on from Percy de Rolo?"

The answer today, fortunately, is a definite NO. All is well in the world.

Because I can't tag-comment it: those were a delicious range of sweet to mildly spicy you posted last night. *Chef's kiss*

Hahahaha - I love you, dear 😂

The honest answer is that it’s impossible to find content 🥲 tumblr doesn’t bring it up when you search on the tag and I’ve already reblogged most of the newer stuff that does show, and many of the old artists deleted their blogs or the posts themselves.

I happened across both an old artist and a tag searching method that worked really well yesterday, hence the wild amount of content. And I always reblog this stuff immediately because I am always deeply afraid they’ll see me reblogging, remember those posts exist, and then decide to delete them or something. Or I just won’t be able to find them again. So I go on a spree, because as long as I reblog it, I’ll always have it.

So…. Yeah. No. Still 100% obsessed with my boy Percival Fredrickstein von Musel Klossowski de Rolo III 😂 Fave singular character ever. Delicious in every ship.

#asks #insomnikat-mused #in case this shows up when you search: to any rando look for Percy content DO NOT look at my tag for him if you don’t want spoilers! #anyhow :3 #yeah #tbh I wish there was More spicy content but I’ve discovered a shocking lack of it in this fandom #I think its because the actors were so involved and constantly looking at tags for their show and so people avoided tagging spicy content #with any of the main tags #which means they are impossible to find after the fact #also some of the best artists who did really good spicy art proceeded to delete or hide it once they caught the cast’s attention for fear #of them discovering said art #*sigh* #I understand but it still makes me so sad #I want ALL the art ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ #so #if you see a ton of posts in a row it’s because I happened across a treasure trove and went absolutely buckwild #I’ve been watching the critrole original streaming of Vox Machina and consuming copious amounts of fanfic to help fill the void of my #hyperfixation

[loverboybrightsideghost]

YOOOO CONGRATS ON THE COLLEGE 🎉 here's to you having a bangin' time at uni!! Be proud of yourself and take it easy if you can <3

thanks bestieeee 😌😌😌😌😌❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

#unfortunately i can NOT take it easy but its okay you know what they (the mountain goats) say #i am gonna make it through this year if it kills me #but this does take. SIGNIFICANT stress off my back lol #gotta keep my grades up though and i still have auditions but so far i’ve gotten into two really good schools #(three technically but for the third i still have to audition) #so we’ll see!!!!!!! #i am so proud of myself though like i would’ve been so pissed if i didnt get in like i did not bust my ass i did not [redacted for privacy] #just to NOT get in ya know? but that’s not the case thankfully so #>:) #behold an ask! #welcometogrouchland #thanks <3 #yeah the senioritis beam is not gonna hit me until well after february #but its just one month more i can do it ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ

[churipu]

Hiii!! I can ask for jjk men (your choice!) with a girlfriend who doesn't look like it but is like super strong! ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ I have a love for those types of characters<3 thanks in advance!

I hope you are getting better ❤️‍🩹

jjk men & their "looks like a cinnamon roll but could kill" you gf

featuring. gojo satoru, toji fushiguro, nanami kento x fem! reader

warnings. cursing

note. anonnn <33 i absolutely love this one, i have so many speculations for different characters about this request omg, thank you for requesting love, i hope this one is up to par, much love xoxo (and i am feeling so much better now, thank you for checking up on me). OH AND GUESS WHAT? u don't understand how thankful i am to reach 300+ followers in the first week??? u guys rock, ilysm

GOJO SATORU. i feel like he'd feel so betrayed after finding out how you're very strong?? one second he's looking away and then the next second, he looks back and a curse is ready to pounce on you. he grits his teeth when he realizes that — but before he could even do anything, there you were, sending out a strong punch that leaves a gust of wind as a cherry on top.

gojo could only stare at you, jaw dropped. all he could think of was how on earth did you do that and how could someone so...cute and adorable like you send out that kind of punch. honestly, on one side he felt so betrayed to only know of your power now — but on the other side, he's so damn proud of you.

after all of that, you still managed to send him your most innocent smile as if you didn't just almost possibly created a hurricane with that punch of yours. skipping happily and then throwing yourself onto the male, "satoru!"

"you never cease to surprise me, baby." he chuckles.

and you blinked at him innocently, a little confused at what he's talking about. at first gojo thought you were just pretending not to know, but when he realized that you actually didn't know, it dawned upon him that maybe you didn't even realize how strong you actually are.

"y/n, you just obliterated a curse."

"oh. oh. yeah! i did."

yeah, you definitely weren't aware of your own strength. which surprised gojo even more.

TOJI FUSHIGURO. he's always thought that protecting you was one of his main duty, and believe me when i say that toji is always on guard for anything that could possibly send harm your way. feral animals, harmful plants, annoying babies, curses, anything he finds annoying — he just assumes you don't like them either.

despite not having a cursed energy, toji is strong. anyone would agree with that. so when he settled in with you, someone who radiates such loving and gentle aura, toji made it his job to keep you out of harm's way.

but apparently, you've got that under covered.

being in a relationship meant going out on dates occasionally, right? however, some people do not understand the meaning of "i have a boyfriend" and it annoys you. so when toji was away to fetch a few things and you were left alone, a stranger felt like it was the best time to hit on you.

"saw ya' from a couple of minutes ago, thought you're cute. we should hang out."

obviously the word "no" didn't work as he kept on bothering you, and you do know how people react when they don't get what they want sometimes? they just plain out throw words to boost up their ego and deny their own embarrassment. it's funny.

"whatever. ya' aren't that cute anyways." everything began out as an exchange of words — until anger consumes the best out of them. the male got ready to swung his hand on you.

and believe me when i say that toji was having the time of his life watching you exchange angry words with the guy, until he saw the male raise his hand. toji was about to drop everything and come to your rescue, but stopped when you smacked the stranger across his face harshly it sent him stumbling over his own feet.

toji chuckled lightly, although surprised. that day, i swore he promised himself not to get on your bad side (also, he thought it was pretty hot of you). he told you he'd been watching from afar, and was so ready to be your knight in shining armor.

apparently, you are your own knight in shining armor.

NANAMI KENTO. for the longest time, nanami has stood his ground in defending you from malices and curses. some of the people do not like the idea of you and him together, especially girls who failed to obtain his attention (obviously). and he'd always be the one to tell them to piss off and not to butt in his relationship.

you were just a normal businesswoman working normal office hours, and nanami — well, he's a pretty busy man. but he has made himself visible to your work environment a couple of times, mostly because you were clumsy enough to forget your bento box that you made for yourself before going to work.

and apparently that few times was enough to make girls swoon over your boyfriend. honestly, you could care less. you trust nanami. but things went rock bottom when this one particular girl, a co-worker who was obviously jealous of you. and she doesn't hesitate in showing that to you.

"accidentally" spilling coffee on you, "accidentally" stepping on your foot with her heels, "accidentally" bumping into you, "accidentally" elbowing your head when she walks by. just everything in an attempt to get a reaction out of you so she could possibly play the victim card.

you brushed her every attempt off, although it bothered you quite a bit. but your last straw was when she "accidentally" ruined the report you've been working on for the past week, sacrificing your rest and sweat for it — only for her to dump down a cup of iced macchiato on it the day you were supposed to hand it in to your boss.

you've just had enough of her, and this was not something you can brush off like her other "accidents" because this report would affect your position in the company (and possibly get you fired). but at this point, do you even care? no, no you don't.

"so, is this the part where i hit her?" you ask another co-worker who was there in the room when everything happened, and they nervously shook their head, "really? i feel like this is the part where i do."

so when you did send a punch to her jaw, your other co-workers were quick to run find help (your boss). and all it took was one punch to make the girl wobble weakly, her knees buckling.

oh, and your boss wasn't too happy about your resort in violence, especially in the work area.

"i don't care, i'm fired anyways." you took off the company's id card that was hanging from around your neck and tossed it onto the table before packing your bag to leave.

your boss wasn't the only unhappy one, you were too. and nanami as well.

"it isn't my fault, kento."

"i know, darling. i'm not saying it's your fault, i'm just surprised...that's all."

well, that was the first time you've ever threw a punch to someone. and the first time you've ever been fired, so yes. it is a surprise to nanami, but to you? you were expecting it sooner or later with the pace of how that co-worker was going in with her shenanigans.

"she was pushing it."

nanami was silently proud of you for being able to defend yourself though, "well, at the end of the day, you won the fight. right?"

© CHURIPU 2023 , DO NOT COPY OR REPOST ANYWHERE !

#jjk x reader #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #jujutsu kaisen fluff #jujutsu kaisen x reader #fluff #jjk fluff #gojo fluff #gojo satoru #gojo x reader #toji fushiguro #toji fushigro x reader #toji fluff #nanami kento #nanami kento x reader #nanami x reader #female reader #nanami fluff

[roaron]

BAKUGO X READER

(Bakugo comes home to see you waiting for him in sexy lingerie - All characters are over the age of 21)

(NSFW ver.) (this)

(detailed NSFW ver coming maybe?)

Authors note : Hello all, before I begin I’d like to say that this is my first post and bakugo is just babygirl so I had to make it abt his fine ass, therefore I’ll just see what comes to mind and write whatever bs that is. Enjoy and feel free to recommend more stuff for me to write since this is now my full time job LMAO. ENJOY. ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ ew

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bakugo katsuki your beloved boyfriend had been quite a scene lately and his pro-hero work had been driving him over the edge as some would say. not to mention both of you hadn’t had sex in what felt like forever, only adding to his shitty moods. so as embarrassing as it was, he had to resort to stroking himself behind street corners while on the job. which was not very becoming of a hero, as he knew.

as bakugo walked down the street he feels his phone vibrate in his pocket and fortunately for him, it’s you and not some annoying ass telling him that there’s more villains for him to take care of. even with deku as the number 1 hero, bakugo always manages to work longer hours than him which pisses him off to no end.

Princess Y/N

Katsuki, baby ? When will you be home ? x

Prince Katsu

Give me 10 minutes, im stopping off at the corner shop for something to eat because I know you didn’t fucking cook.

Princess Y/N

Don’t be rude. and hurry plz :)

Prince Katsu

Yeah yeah.

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after one final check in the bathroom mirror, your look is complete. black and red lingerie sits perfectly on your body, the straps making your curves stand out while making sure to just barely cover your breasts. you knew how much bakugo loved your tits, so you made sure to get the flimsiest material to almost cover them.

just as a little tease for your loud and overbearing boyfriend who you love so very much. “alright ! now we wait !” you say to yourself as you skip out of the bathroom and patiently await the arrival of the main man himself.

a few minutes later you hear the front door open and watch your tired boyfriend stumble through the door covered in all kinds of grime and dirt. alarmed by his sudden arrival you dash towards the bedroom unseen and fetch your favourite white robe to use as cover for your decorated body.

“Y/N ? I’m back, come here baby.”

“coming !!” you yell back as you swiftly make your way to your boyfriend, clutching your robe to your chest as to not reveal your surprise.

“hey pretty thing, c’mere” bakugo says as he pulls you into his chest. he begins to litter your cheeks with kisses and goes as far as to bite one at some point.

“you stink, how was your day Katsu ?”

“I know I stink, and fucking terrible baby”

“pfft” you giggle as you place his hands on the ties of your robe gently. bakugo quirks an eyebrow and looks down at you with a puzzled face, wondering what on earth you’d planned this time.

and before he could even think any further his hands subconsciously removed the tie on your robe and slid it down your body, making sure to pass his palms over your curves. the robe fell to the floor with a light thud and you were left almost bare in front of your frozen boyfriend. bakugos mind began to race and he felt his cock strain against his pants at the sight of his angel dressed up so perfect for him.

“do you like it ka- !!” but before you could even make a seductive comment you’d been flung over his shoulder and were making your way to the bedroom.

“damn there really is a god, I needed this today baby” bakugo says with a grin on his face and a newfound will.

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truth be told your boyfriend had been missing you much more than you knew. all the nights he came back home to you being asleep he’d curse and yell at himself for not arriving sooner and being able to indulge in you.

then left awake and alone, he’d grab a pair of your panties and hold them to his face as he slowly stroked his aching cock. attempting to silently muffle your name into the fabric as to not wake you up beside him.

he hates how needy you make him and yet he loves it at the exact same time, knowing that you’re the only one who can deal with him. and he loves you for it.

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before you knew it, bakugo had gently placed you on your shared bed and was now looking at you from above. his dark vermillion analysing your body and the way the lingerie clung to it, imagining all the different angles he’d fuck you in just to see the lingerie twist and contort. you peer down at his crotch and notice how his cock twitches and pushes against his trousers. you’d never get old of seeing him horny for you, just like when you both were at UA high. memories of him fucking you in empty classrooms flood your mind and your face begins to turn red which your boyfriend quickly notices even in the dimly lit room. he smirks at you and begins to zone his eyes on the panties you’re wearing.

“katsu.. stop staring, it’s embarrassing.” you say as you cover the heat between your legs with your hands after noticing how wet his gaze was making you.

“hey. don’t ruin my view.” bakugo responds as he grabs your wrists and pins them on either side of your head. dipping his head down to the valley of your breasts and licking any skin his eyes came in contact with.

“you’re gonna do good for me right ? i’ve had a long day yeah, now hurry up and spread your legs before I tear them open for you.”

#bakugo katsuki #bakugo x reader #bakugou x reader #mha x reader #mha smut #bakugo smut #bakugou smut #bakugo scenarios #bakugou scenarios #bakugo headcanons #bakugou headcanons #bakugo hcs #bakugou hcs #my hero academia #my hero academia headcanons #mha headcanons #mha bakugou #katsuki x reader #Spotify

[starsomens]

So, hi haha, do you have by any chance something nasty written so I can read before sleeping peacefully? Haha (just asking in case you do, love you)

-🥀

I’ll whip it up right now ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ

“Noah you’re on in 6 minutes!” You warn as he closes the door to his changing room. His hands hoisting your waist on to his dresser. His hands making quick work of the skirt you’re wearing, bringing it up above your hips

“I only need 5” he said making quick work with your underwear bringing you to the end of the dresser. The bottom of your ass and your pussy hung off the edge. He rests your knees on his shoulders

“I wanted to eat this pussy ever since you bent over” he growled kissing your thighs “the way your ass looked…the way your pussy showed, fuck!” He gave a long lick from bottom to top, flicking his tongue on your clit, a breathy moan escaping your lips

“N-Noah please!” He dived in with an open mouth, lapping at your wetness. His tongue swirled around your bundle bringing it between his lips sucking at it. You couldn’t help but moan out at the pleasure.

“Yea Baby….so fucking good…” He said between laps “taste so good”

Your fingers tangle in his roots and grip at the hair. His finger glides in easily and curled into your sweet spot. His deep dark eyes peering up at you from between your thighs

“Fuck Noah! I’m gonna…I’m so close�� you pant . His fingers pump into faster as sucked on your clit

“Yeah Baby cum…cum for me” he encouraged you desperately wanting to bring you to an end and drink you up.

“I..I! F-fuck!” You moan feeling a wave of pleasure take you over. You hope rutting into him, you pulse around his fingers, coating his mouth and chin in your cum. He pulled his fingers out and licks them clean with a pop.

You just sat on the dresser trying to catch your breath. He leaned on the dresser and kissed your lips. Tasting yourself on his lips

“Thanks for the quick snack princess.” He smiles against your lips “I’ll see you on stage”

#🥀 anon #bad omens #noah sebastian #bad omens cult #star’s anons✨ #noah sebastian smut

[izasquish]

TAKE YOUR FOOD AND LEAVE, DAMMIT. /jk ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ

I gave up on the other panels, so y’all can just enjoy these finished lined ones for now! Thankfully, it’s the important ones lol @kinohayashi @priestessofnox

I might color the last two, cause honestly, they look adorable. But yeah, outdoor spring wedding for Hefty and Branch with Hefty saying his vows and removing Branch’s veil for him—cause dammit, I want Branch in a veil! It better be Branch Smurf. As you can see they are very in love. (*≧∀≦*)

Poppy was Branch’s maid of honor. Lol goodnight, I gotta work early tomorrow morning.

#Hefty #hefty smurf #branch x hefty #hefty x branch #blueshipping #branch #trolls branch #branch trolls #dreamworks trolls #trolls movie #trolls movies #les schtroumpfs

[balconybirds]

yeah, I can take that flower in a fair fight ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ

#ruby throated hummingbird #queue #birding #birds #birdlr #birdwatching #bird photography #my photography

[bbarican]

ヽ(★ω★)ノ ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ ——— may the 4th be with you!

hi tumblr! may the 4th be with all of you! especially to my fellow star wars fans

kamusta kayo? how’s everyone so far? i cant believe its may - we’re really well into the summer na and i guess we’re all just trying our best not to let the heat get the best of us

some updates for yall but mostly myself kasi alam naman na natin, if i dont gather my thoughts, theyre all just gonna pile up and i might burst so here’s a run down of how life is so far:

family:

visiting japan with our lola was really lovely but it proved to be a bit more difficult than we anticipated

im glad we’re all back in manila, fully rested by now, going about our normal routines ulit

we’re seeing my lola and the rest of my mom’s side tomorrow and im really excited for the roadtrip going to batangas! for the reunion part, meh, lets see how it goes

i miss my kuya more than anything; so many new memories without him present cause he’s in the states but i know for a fact naman na he’s also having fun there and working hard

how is thirdy turning 20 in a couple of days?!

friends:

i saw chevy last night! we went out for drinks and food somewhere in bf and i really enjoyed just talking to her and catching up and laughing and even having our hearts broken over boys

i hope she finds the right kind of love that will surpass what she and her ex had

im forever grateful for my office besties, i will never stop saying that (kahit na may time na nakakainis din sila, love ko parin sila)

work:

i mean, work is work

im just glad to be having productive days here and there

im also really glad na hindi nagiging problem yung pag alis ng boss ko for 11 days since he’s on a vacation with his family which he deserves naman

summer s typically the slow season for us so i guess ill take this time to prep for when the busy season rolls in ulit

personal:

i noticed ive been eating more and i am not okay with it; im going to do something about it starting on monday and i really need to discipline myself better cause if not, im gonna spiral into a really bad place for sure

my dog literally just farted and amoy skunk putangina ang baho

i really want to save up even more money kasi nga jp and i plan on going to baguio in august

and kinakaya naman! i got this in the bag for sure

i have enough right now to buy a laufey ticket too for september so please please pray for me na makakakuha ako ng ticket sa monday

love:

beyond grateful for him, always always always

im 3000% sure im going to choose him everyday, over fights, over drama, over overthinking

he bought me donuts and i love him

so yeah! i hope may is lovely for all of us; its really really hot so i hope everyone stays hydrated and wag tayong magpapakagalit dahil mainit

also stan bini!

#personal #thoughts #writings #updates #journal #diary

[twsthc]

floyds entire life 🦈🫧

this is for the twsthc server secret santa. im not good at anything but making headcanons so i hope u enjoy my floyd masterhc post thing arbys :3

Mr. & Mrs. Leech meet ♡

Mr. Leech is a tiger shark + giant moray from Okinawa 🇯🇵

Mrs. Leech is a spotted moray eel from Barbados 🇧🇧

╰ I'm not going to try and explain how tiger sharks (who fertilize internally) and moray eels (who fertilize externally) had babies. I don't want to think about it either actually.

They were conceived and born in Hawaii

Jade eats 9,999 eggs and left 1 because they were feeling silly

Floyd hatches!!! Yippee!!!

Floyd leech childhood !!

She was transparent and ugly

Became extremely attached to his mom during the 1 year period he was too small to swim down the reef

╰ Jade was independent and liked to explore greenery near the nest, but this isnt about him.

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^^ This is what moray eel nesting looks like btw. Imagine this but with a bigger coral cave, a 12ft (4m) moray mermaid, 15ft (5m) shark/moray merman, and two half foot (15cm) long merbabies.

ꕀ

After they get big enough they begin to explore with jade

╰ Floyd was fascinated with other sea creatures while Jade liked the coral and seaweed around them.

It takes ~7 months for a moray eel to double in size, so at around 2 years old floyd was already a whopping foot (30.5cm) long! yippee!

They learned how to hunt with papa Leech around this time :3

Floyd leech adolescence ☆

I had to do some math. If a moray eel doubles in size every 7 months (~210 days), and floyd was 1 foot (30.5 cm) long at 2 years old, at 13 years old he would be... very big. so im going to curb this logic and say the doubling in size stops at around 3 years old.

╰ tl;dr: Math hard. Floyd too big. Exponents bad.

I'll just say he was 6ft (3m) at 13 years old for convenience

When Floyd turned 13 papa leech tried to train him to become a suitable heir for his "very special business"

╰ This headcanon is from server member deku_chi8256 !!

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^^ Moray eels get cleaned by cleaner shrimps! They have a transactional relationship- the shrimp gets a free meal and the moray gets a free bath (scrubbed of any parasites)

I imagine this is somewhat similar to how Mr. Leeches "special business" works. "I'll scratch your back, you'll scratch mine, and if you stop scratching I'll eat you," kind of vibe. This is the mindset he wanted to instill into the tweels.

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Floyd proved too difficult to train, so Mr. Leech moved onto Jade

This is where the insecurity and shit started to set in.

╰ I'm not good or patient enough for my dad -> Jade is good and patient -> I hate Jade and I'm running away.

He ends up getting almost eaten whilst away from home multiple times and begrudgingly comes back to apologize.

The tweels begin to explore more, farther from their home/nest

They find a weird octopus kid! Wow!

Floyd leech adolescence (but older) ★

The octatrio start studying to get into NRC ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ

Azul & Jade learn common languages through textbooks

╰ BORING! LAME! UNORIGINAL!

Floyd learns common languages through nearby sailors

╰ UNIQUE! INNOVATIVE! CREATIVE!

A lot of the sailors used slang, spoke in patois (and, of course, swore like sailors), so Floyd picked that up

Floyd learns about human fashion! He loved all of the colors above ground and the beach became his favorite spot to spy on!

He became obsessed with swimsuits and colorful umbrellas/beach towels, and started to pick up pretty human litter

He also learns about Spongebob. Important detail.

That's all I got in me [insert image of panda shriveled up on respirator here] but yeah I hope u enjoyed this was actually more of a gift for me but idrc :3 I will probably be updating this frequently so :33 YA!!!1

#floyd #flod #floyb #flody leech #tweelfloyd #floyd leech #twsthc

[crimsonkenjii-writes]

Yeah Animals love Giyuu I don't know why dogs don't though

I actually have an answer!! Lol

So in the offical first fanbook, we learn that when Giyuu was little he was bit in the butt by a dog. (Therefore giving him a dislike for animals) And that’s basically the answer we get as to why dogs don’t like Giyuu lmao. Okay so not really an answer. Dogs just don’t like him. (Or at least the two dogs we know that bit him) And it’s been like that since he was little. (Maybe they pick up on his subtle dislike for animals and attack him for it 🤔 lololol)

I personally believe that Giyuu does enjoy animals but only has a slight fear of dogs bc of being attacked by them twice lmao poor baby can’t catch a break

BC LOOK AT HIM TRYING TO PET THE PUPPY!!! He wants to be friends with him ♡ but the dog chose violence ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ

#honestly I don’t blame Giyuu #I’m also kind of scared of dogs #i never grew up with dogs or been around them long enough to be use to them lol #they can be loud and it scares me #and little dogs are spawns of Satan! #I’m more of a cat person heh #ANYWAYS #crimsonkenjii answers #tomioka giyuu

[valeriele3]

Hihi!

Greetings ~ I'm here to humble ask for a weird request connected to the ask I send earlier. Ehehe.

"what if you Isekai to either CHAU / MDD AU for whole day what will you do?"

Note:

MC could be made as another person / or alternative you

Sorry for the weird request. Hope it's not much too ask. I wanna see what other takes in the AUS. Eheh.

I hope you have a nice day and rng!

Ehehheheeh I wholeheartedly thank you for giving me this chance

Anddd since you put MDD/CH au ofc I picked..Both

Note: Hello this is Val from like idk the future?? (Technically it’ll be past when I post this) I’m so so sorry this took months..! I was very hyped when I got the request but when I actually tried to write everything went ✈️↘️💥

Oh and yeahhh nothing makes sense. I just put whatever stupid thought came to mind and slapped it on there

Warnings: Swearing/Cursing, bad grammar (I literally talk nonstop without breaks in my sentences irl sooo yes. It’s like that whenever I write too) and me being an absolute simp for Ritsu

MDD AU

“Ah..Ahahah..AHAHAHAHHAH! YESSS!”

‘I JUST GOT ISEKAI’D TO ONE OF MY FAVORITE SERIES AHAHAH!’

“Mama who’s that weirdo?”

“No one. Don’t look at her”

“Make sure to pick someone sane in the future okay?”

“Yes mama!”

‘Why do I feel like someone’s talking shit about me..’

“Ritsu~!”

“Ma’am you can’t go inside!”

“Ritsu where are you~?”

“I repeat you cannot go inside ma’am! If you do not listen we will have no choice but to resort to force!”

“Shut up. I’ll kill you”

“That’s it. I apologize in advance ma’am”

“NUH UH HAVE A TASTE OF MY FIST INSTEAD SIR!”

“AHAHAHAHAH NO ONE CAN STOP MEEEE I AM UNBEATABLE BECAUSE I SAID SO!”

“AND BECAUSE I’M LITERALLY THE ONE WRITING EVERYTHING OUT”

“..Su..”

“..tsu..”

“Ugh..Go away..Let me sleep..”

“Hello? Rei? Yeah, I’m with Ritsu in room—”

Slam

“Oh! You’re awake!” (๑･̑◡･̑๑)

“Who’re you?”

“Oh my..Please don’t glare at me like that..It hurts my poor heart” ♪(´ε｀ )

“My name is..Valerie Lee”

“Huh? Did you get a makeover?”

“No..You’re not the Valerie of this world, are you?”

“Ding Ding Ding! Correct! Somebody give this man a prize!”

“Stop playing around. Why’re you here”

“Oh, the answer to that is simple”

“I’m here for you”

“Yeah, I can see that. I’m not dumb” (¬_¬)

“Seriously, what do you want from me?”

“Hmmmm..”

“Spit it out already. Stop wasting my time”

“Ouch. Fine, I want..”

“Your time”

“My time..?” (・・?)

“Mhm!”

“That’s it?”

“Yup!”

“Seriously?” ಠ_ಠ

“Seriously!”

“…”

“..YOU WOKE ME UP JUST FOR THAT?!!?” (•ૅㅁ•)

“Look it’s not just a simple thing okay!?”

“I may look all calm and happy go lucky right now but I’m nervous as heck and my anxiety is not so slowly growing!”

“You do not understand the amount of self restraint I have right now sir!!”

“Because if I didn’t have any self restraint I’d probably be choking and squeezing the life out of you!!”

…

“Okayyyy..I’m calm now!”

“So..Want to hang out for the day? It’ll be my treat” (๑･̑◡･̑๑)

“Sigh..Fine”

“Yay!”

“BUT! Promise you’ll leave me alone after” (¬_¬)

“Aye aye captain! I promise!” ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ

“You’re weird”

“I know. I always get called crazy by my own family” _:(´ཀ`」 ∠):

“By the way..You said it’ll be your treat but, do you even have the currency of this world?”

“You confirmed earlier that you aren’t from here”

“…”

“Oh..”

“You’re right..” (OvO)

“In fact, I don’t even have yen..Because I don’t even live in Japan..Ahahah..” (´⊙ω⊙`)

Σ(-᷅_-᷄๑)

“But no worries! I can just create some out of thin air! Becauseeee I’m ✨magical✨”

“How the heck did you manage to say the sparkle emoji in real life” (・・?)

“I told you, I’m ✨magical✨ so obviously it’s ✨magic✨”

“Now that we solved our money problem..Where do you want to go?”

“Mm..Somewhere to sleep peacefully and comfortably”

“Ehh..C’mon, I only have today to enjoy my time with you!”

“Why’d it even have to be today? Couldn’t you pick a different day or just come again?”

“Uhm duh no. This isn’t even my world to begin with y’know”

“I don’t “own” this world”

“Huh”

“But this world literally centers around you. Or well this world centers around the Valerie of this world. The MC”

“The multiple universes. Almost all of those worlds are centered around or on you in some way or another”

“Isn’t that mirror like place owned by you too?” (・・?)

“Hell no. The worlds may be centered on “MC” but that doesn’t mean I own this world or the others.”

“What I mean is, “Valerie Lee” doesn’t own any of them. “Valerie Lee” is simply a spectator, a reader.” A reader that deeply enjoys all the sad and complicated stuff happening bc I like seeing my favs in pain or whatever

“That’s all I am Ritsu. Sooo..Since the author has given me this chance I don’t want to waste it”

“NOW ENOUGH SAD COMPLICATED SOUNDING STUFF! LETS ENJOY LIFE TO THE FULLEST AHAHAHHAHAHA!!”

Pick your ending:

Ending 1: Enjoy a wonderful day with Ritsu

Ending 2: Spend the day accidentally talking about useless stuff and not actually getting to hang out for the day. A.k.a wasted opportunity

CHAU

Note: It’s been so long and I can barely remember anythinggggg hsisnajaka please expect this one to be totally off..My mind can only recall the Kkomas and a bit of Madness mansion but no CHAU .°(ಗдಗ。)°.

“…”

“Who’re you? You’re not my Omae”

“Ahahahah..Uhm..”

“Where’s my Omae?” (๑•ૅㅁ•๑)

“I can explain but only if you let go of your weapon” ( ◠‿◠ )

Σ(-᷅_-᷄๑)

“Well?”

“..Fine..”

“Now explain or I’ll kill you”

“Sigh..Why are my favorites like this? What’d I do for you guys to glare at me like that when I haven’t even explained the situation” (￣▽￣;)

“Just talk already!”

“Fine fine!”

“Basically, your Omae is somewhere else right now and I’m taking MC’s place for the day. Once the day is over I’ll go back to my world and continue observing from the sidelines”

“Tsk..And?”

“And what?” (・・?)

“Sigh..Why’re you taking Omae’s place for the day? And what do you mean by somewhere? Where exactly?”

“You’re sighing a lot today. You should stop before your luck runs out y’know?”

“Butttt to answer your question or rather, questions..One, the author sent in a request to what I would do if I was in CHAU or MDD au. Two, I don’t know”

“What do you mean you don’t know” (๑•ૅㅁ•๑)

“I said I don’t know. I don’t know what I don’t know. Plus the whole MC is in another place was just created by me for my own convenience. An excuse or explanation I guess”

“You’re really getting on my nerves lady..”

“Fine, let’s say that Omae is in another place right now. How are you so sure my Omae will be back when the day ends?”

“Duh the request said what would I do if I was isekaid into MDD or CHAU for a whole day. That means that I’ll be back to my original world once the day ends”

“…”

“Hey lady..YOU SAID IT’LL ONLY TAKE A DAY! ITS BEEN A FEW MONTHS OF US JUST STARING AT EACH OTHER”

“WHA— DON’T BREAK THE FORTH WALL! PLUS SHE SAID I COULD TAKE MY TIME ON THIS”

“Look..Let’s just pretend that the day hasn’t even started ok?”

“We’ll finish this request and then we’ll go on our separate ways”

“N—”

“AND you can’t say no because I’m the one controlling this whole thing. Like it or not you’ll have to do this”

“Oh Valerie I love love you!!” (๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵)

“Aww I love you too aha ahaha haha” (^з^)-☆

“The end!”

“That was absolutely disgusting. I #${€_¥ hate you”

“Ey, that’s a no no word. No cussing”

“Also, sorry man but that wasn’t the end”

“#%*$!”

“You want money?”

“You #$%*€”

“Ouch..My heart” (´°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥｀)

“We’re getting sidetracked again. Let’s just focus on the ‘story building' nothing more ok?”

“You literally said you control everything so it’s your fault we’re getting sidetracked”

“That’s..True..Oops”

ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ

Psstttt! Hey! It’s me, hi I’m th—

It’s been a few months since I received this request and I’ve finally decided to 'finish' it today while in class

Technically it isn’t truly finished since the main part of the CHAU hasn’t even started but my phone’s lagging from all this text sooo yeah, that’s it

I’m so so sorry it took me this long to make. I’ve had like zero motivation whatsoever for quite a few months now so this fic is full of nonsense

The content is literally divided by months. One part was made during this time and the next was made a few months after

I might remake this into something better if I get the time and motivation

#Does this even count as an x reader?? bc it’s literally a self insert of me personally #ensemble stars #enstars #ensemble stars x reader #enstars x reader #ritsu sakuma #enstars ritsu #enstars kohaku #kohaku oukawa

[hirayaea]

zayne reminds me of this cardiologist I worked with. he was older than me, very confident, pretty good looking and had very niche hobbies. I was his junior and we had a pleasant working relationship.

I was the on call in telemetry (the specialized cardiology ward), and one patient under his care was suffering from an infection. we had brought in the infectious specialist doctor and they prescribed an antibiotic and told me let’s wait and see if any bugs will grow from the blood cultures before we change it.

later that afternoon, the cardiologist comes in and asks me what the infectious specialist said, so I relay the advice that was given.

this cardiologist stares at me and says in very level voice, “no, let’s change the antibiotic, he’s really sick.”

I’m like: “are you sure?”

and he has the gall to smirk and say, “yeah, do you think the infectious doctor will get mad?”

me, in my head: YES!

me, in real life: “maybe?”

anyway he was very cute and maybe I should have fought harder to save both of us but I didn’t

the next day the infectious doctor came back and she was furious, she actually stormed out of the ward

(thankfully not at me, because dr. cardio actually wrote his name first in the sign off so I was saved)

the ending of this story is the cardiologist apologized and said Okay I Won’t Do It Again and the infectious doctor came back

/

anyway the point of this story is I still think zayne would order antiobiotics (specifically very high level ones like meropenem) without telling anyone because he seems like the type and now that I’m older I think I’d fight back ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ

#zayne my meropenem menace #cardiologists huh #love and deepspace #love and deepspace zayne #zayne #my bias breaker

[allgremlinart]

ok ok more superbat a la the old worlds finest comics there's just SO much

Clark being ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ

(；ω；) yeah... yeah... Bruce and Clark understanding each other so well cus their biggest fears usually boil down to failing the people they love..

Bonus I really need them to go on a coffee date.. I need Clark to surprise Bruce at his hotel he's at for work one morning..with his coffee order exactly how he likes it.. maybe with some blueberry scones... they deserve it

#I actually think Bruce would enjoy a nice Chai Latte over coffee #superbat #worlds finest

[luzho]

ITS NOW NAMED ZORO???? HELL YEAH ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ

[whizpurr]

hiii can you do something about nana? love your acc!!

I love this request bc the way its worded is so funny to me cuz at first I'm immediately like oh yeah they must mean ai yazawas nana I loved that series in all its forms! Got it! ( ⌒o⌒)♡ but then I think wait... is there something called "something about nana" i don't know about bc i'm old now...???(▔∀▔) and then my final thought is youre asking me to please do something (°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ᴗ°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥) about (like have a talk with or do something to stop them ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ) someone called nana who has acted out and I really must do something about them.ꉂ (´∀｀) But I'm gonna go ahead and go with my gut and post some NANA edits! ٩( ´◡`⑅)۶ᵋᵎᵌ so yes and also thanks! ε(´｡•᎑•`)♡