#|| ≡ ≡ ≡ || .•° Death Joker || Shitposting

[zebedeezing]

The Joker when he knows he’s in a deathly situation and Batman’s there:

Nuh uh uh Batsy 💀🤭 you’re not allowed 🫷to let me die🤠 it’s the rules of your silly game🤪🙄 you’ll forever be a slave to your so called morals👹now come save me batsy baby!💓 Mamas got places to be!👻

The Joker when Batman saves him from sudden death and he isn’t prepared:

…Why did you do that? You could have let me die. It would have been so easy. Why do you care about me? The hell’s wrong with you? Gee, and I thought I was crazy. I would have let me die Batman. It’s a good punchline, a big finish! …You’re crazy. The bats’ a madman. Does this mean you’re in love with me too?

#batman #ask to tag // #joker #the joker #the jokester #batjokes #bruce wayne #shitpost #text post #// death mention

[mellonhead58]

JOKER LOOKIN ASS

#Death Stranding #Death Stranding 2 #higgs monaghan #Joker #The Joker #Shitpost #Hideo #“Hideo Kojima” #Kojima #-Hideo Kojima #(Hideo Kojima) #by #Hideo Kojima #Kojima Productions #KojiPro #Sony

[mj-thrush-gxn]

birthday haul 😍

i also got a purple plant based phone case🥰🥰

#beth may #the immortal soul salvage yard #death of a salesman #rush #rush band #geology #rocks #geology rocks #the joker #thrush talks #thrush rambles #thrush shitposts

[official-persona-simp]

cackling because i just imagined a scenario where akechi ends up getting in the interrogation room with the real ren and it's just like

akechi: so... this is where your justice ends

ren, drugged out of his mind, knowing he has to convince akechi not to shoot him somehow but still missing all of his self control: you KILL joker? you kill joker like the criminal? oh! oh! jail for akechi! jail for akechi for One Thousand Years!!!!

#unsure if its funnier if it works or not #if it works akechi has to live with that for the rest of his life cause at that point he cant avoid joining the pt and they wont let him di #like he spared their leader they wont let him escape the found family but dear god he is never living it down #if it doesnt work he shoots joker as soon as he stops talking and sae walks in on them like that i think galskjgklasjg #and then he dies of shame regardless. just bumped his death up a few weeks ahead of schedule #persona #persona 5 #goro akechi #ren amamiya #akira kurusu #is this the first time ive had both of them in a post and not tagged it as ship? it might be. on brand for me tbh #shitpost #og post

[lazulicircus]

Jason Todd’s death but he’s gen alpha

#jason todd #robin #joker #dc comics #batman #batman death in the family #shitpost #my art

[chromantlks]

A friend said this was them, idk p5 yet sorry lol

#digital art #shitpost #persona 5 #p5 #goro akechi #akira kurusu #death note #light Yagami #l lawliet #joker persona 5

[sunset-bridge]

shows joever

#i like to think this is what joker thought when he saw the guy on top of the ladder #last thought before being beaten to death #its joever #yea i did this #im laughing so hard my humor is broken #use this forever actually #persona 5 #p5 #joker p5 #ren amamiya #akira kurusu #shitpost #gif

[fanfic-frolic]

Characters I find hot that I definitely should fucking not... Part 2

Part of a mass murder family cult that massacred one of my favourite little revenge seekers entire fucking village.

-_-

Refused to go to therapy like a normal person and instead let his inferiority complex fuel his horrific actions to get a leg up on a 10 year old.

-_-

A little revenge seeker who also won't go to fucking therapy, also he'd leave me on read.

-_-

A literal golden retriever Boi.

-_-

Propaganda.

-_-

Tune in for another part someday some time somewhere 😉

Also, no. I will not explain myself.

#fandom #lols #exposing myself #joker game #joker game anime #hxh #hunterxhunter #machi #hxh machi #simping #stupid shit #shitpost #beastars #hxh kurapika #kurapika #kurapika is drowning #mello #death note #mello death note #miheal keehl

[gothamcityneedsme]

arkham origins is so great because it really is just like. Here is what everyone was like and what the world was like before batman became the most important boy in the universe.

Like. joker is a crazy murderhappy guy but like hes totally on his way to getting himself killed for a joke and mostly hes just a crime lord. Bane isnt broken yet and has like a whole faction of people so loyal to him vs how alone he becomes in later arkham. enigma doesnt even call himself the riddler and doesn't even MAKE riddles. Hes like. Sane and has a slight moral focus to his work. He wants to destroy corruption (or control it). Ras is in the shadows, planning, which we see through the dignified but cruel Shiva. Sidonis is the old guard, old crime, being destroyed by the rise of the new 'supercrime'.

Anyways. Batman fucks up all these people and puts a wrench in the works that just starts twisting. Because of Batman, Jim Gordon gets more recognition (through Jims own efforts as well but tbh some of the people Batman takes down would 1000% have gotten Jim dead i think. Its a team effort). And Gotham itself will change so much too. Part of it was crime already shifting but the Bat is such a huge fucking effect. Alfred is right when he sees how important Batman is (THE TWO OF THEM ARE!!)

mvp alfred in this game for real.

#Shitpost #honestly hatter is the odd man out here really #hes so iconic they wanted to use him but like theme and atmosphere wise its weird #he isnt one of the assassins and this game isnt an origin story for him and it isnt like. He isnt really any different? #hes the only like static character which is weird #im not mad tho because i love hatter and his appearances in these games are soooo fucking Inspired #always fantastic imagery #This post was supposed to also talk about Origind as the birth of Jokers specific obsession/love for Batman vs City being his death #and how City frames them as literally Cain and Abel which is really so much to fucking unpack I have NOT made much mental progress there #thus my lack of posting about it #because all i got is. Wow yikes! #That being said Jokers obsession born of Batman saving his life in this game. Vs City having everyone assume Batman killed the Joker. #its a whole thing. Origins and City are fucking AMAZING sister games #such huge steps up from Asylum. its amazing #asylum was an executed concept. A simple experience. A metrodvania #then this shit happened #*metroidvania #Knight is going to fucking kill me

[laceratedlamiaceae]

#i will continue making joker ed edits until someone stops me this is a threat #ofmd #our flag means death #edward teach #blackbeard #i spent wayyyy too long getting the shading right on the tattoo #shitpost

[nostalgic-shamefest]

(You all seem to have loved getting bullied with the bcs one and I live to serve, so here it is)

What your favourite Breaking Bad character says about you according to me

[hyper specific]

Walter: you have internalised or regular misogyny and you're turning into your mother. This is an intervention

Jessie: you had a toxic homoerotic friendship in your formative years/ You were a 21 pilots car radio type bitch

Skyler: you used to be a pickme teenager and now you deeply regret it.

Marie: you cut your own bangs

Hank: unfortunately your bigot uncle is the only person in your family that ever really understood you.

Steve: you take great care of your friends but you don't know how to let people take care of you

Walter Jr./ Flinn: you're extra. You shitpost. And somehow you still get pussy

Jane: you used to participate in internet discourse about my immortal. You say weird slang ironically but you end up meaning it

Donald Margolis: You specifically read angst/ major character death fics

Gale: you identify as a Hufflepuff.

Tyrus: you'd like to bedazzle a flip phone. You're an Aubrey plaza fan

Victor: you tell people you have an rbf but you're obviously squinting

Lydia: you've been severely underestimated in your life but that's not something a to-do list can fix

Todd: I won't bully you NOT because you scare me but because you're- you've..yeah...no fuck it you know what?! Your pornhub search history is bleak

Skinny Pete: you'd do a gap year in Berlin if you had the money. You'd probably, annoyingly, not become pretentious.

Badger: someone should do something about your himbo addiction

Bolsa: you've been holding in a fart or maybe that's just your face

Hector: you were so annoying about the joker movie

Andrea: you love retrospectives about Disney and Nickelodeon stars post working there

Kuby: you got roped into watching this show cause you saw the cast list. You were 5 episodes in when you realised this isn't a comedy

#idk I honestly #brba #breaking bad #walter white #jessie pinkman #skyler white #marie schrader #hank schrader #steve gomez #walter jr #flinn white #jane margolis #donald margolis #gale boetticher #tyrus kitt #victor #lydia rodarte quayle #todd alquist #skinny pete #badger #brandon mayhew #juan bolsa #hector salamanca #andrea cantillo #patrick kuby

[earths-roots-grow-up]

Connected to that Skyrim!AU shitpost I made earlier here 👀 I have done some thinking and: Bruce comes from a very wealthy family that is originally from Cyrodiil, but they moved to Skyrim a couple of generations ago.

He belongs to some kind of adventuring organization, similar to the Companions. Except in spirit it would be more Justice League, i.e. it’s not about GLORY, but about helping others. The League would be cooperating with organizations like The Vigil of Stendarr (Wonder Woman would def belong to this one!) and the Dawnguard.

The Riddler - no human name - is a malevolent daedra lord, Price of Puzzles, Trickery and Knowledge. His dimension in Oblivion would be called The Maze, and it’s well it’s an endless Maze. The Riddler is a bit less evil than most daedras, since - if you are intelligent and can survive his labyrinths and puzzles and riddles - he will bestow knowledge upon you, or up-date your scheming abilities, etc. It makes him popular with scholars, inventors, but also con artists and scammers xD.

Bruce ends up dealing with The Riddler’s fucked up Temples (that are pretty much just giant death traps filled with highly complex engineering marvels similar to Dwemertechnology) a lot. And it’s True Love.

There would be other characters ofc. Like the Joker would be the daedric Prince of Madness, pretty much replacing Sheogorath, Catwoman would take the place of Nocturnal, etc. The AU is writing itself.

#skyrim au #batman #riddlebat #batriddler #edward nigma #riddler #bruce wayne #edward nygma #myart #batman au #here I am creating content that caters exclusively to myself xD xD xD

[axolotlsauce]

Bad twosentencehorror compilation let’s go

this one feels like a dad joke

where did he get the gun?????

I swear to god these feel like jokes

ancient sparta???

WHY ARE THESE ALL FUNNY

this just reads like the road safety psas we watched in middle school

??????????

I hid with my in my room dog

I feel like my little sister would tell me this around a campfire and I’d gasp dramatically

THIS IS JUST DARK COMEDY

damn bro it sure did

what?????

the watch that predicts your date of death said you were gonna get murdered, sucks man

it’s reddit, this could honestly be from any subreddit and i wouldn’t question it

man lucifer street is such a bad neighbourhood

I uh... think this one needed a third sentence

these are literally just shitposts

Mounted here, I realise, that you were just like me, trying to make history

that homeless guy said was true

DID THE FUCKING NAVY SEALS GUY WRITE THIS

terrifying?

oh my god not an anonymous leapoard

HBGFDEEDFCVGBH I WOULDN’T HAVE EVEN THOUGHT TO INCLUDE THIS IF HE HADN’T DECIDED TO BE SALTY AND EDIT IT

okay but I swear to fucking god every single post on this subreddit is just variations on this it’s like the batchelor if the men were horror stories instead of identical white guys

this feels like something the joker would say

hate when that happens

I two refer to my siblings as “sister” when talking about them in the third person

do you see what I mean when I say these all feel less like horror stories and more like jokes made by edgy 15 year olds

that isn’t even two sentences

It that’s what humans would say if they achieved something.

im sorry im just imagining someone being in this situation and just casually posting about it on reddit it’s killing me

In conclusion

the scariest part of this is that I used reddit dot comm

#two sentence horror #reddit #horror

[stickandch0ke]

i wish I was controversial enough to get harassment in my asks, that would be so fun

#death threats <3 #idk #txt #shitpost #send me asks #femcel #girlblogger #joker moment #aaaaaa #incel

[illiumflower]

so uh... who from the og normandy crew wants to join joker in his “fucked up by shepard’s death” club

they meet every thursday and you get a varsity jacket 

#ooc ; #shitposting hours #but fr every now and again i remember how fucked up joker is by shep's death and get sad

[delusionland]

i love lego batman but i can just imagine jason todd watching this scene and like losing his shit (in a bad way). NO lego batman that’s what he’s SENSITIVE about!

#i recognize that lego joker did not kill jason todd tho. that would be fucked up. #lego death in the family arc WHEN! #jk but that would be so funny to me personally #ooc: shitposts