delusionland
delusionland
* WE COULD BELONG TOGETHER.
A HYBRID CAN WITHSTAND THESE THINGS / MY HEART CAN BEAT WITH BRICKS AND STRINGS / MY ARTPOP COULD MEAN ANYTHING. ( superhero / disney multi by LUCKY. )
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delusionland · 4 minutes ago
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❥   𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐒𝐈𝐎𝐍     [   𝐀   𝐒𝐘𝐌𝐁𝐎𝐋   𝐌𝐄𝐌𝐄   ]  .
designed  for  muses  with  a  bit  of  unresolved  tension between  them ,   but  can  be  used  for  any  circumstances you  see  fit !!  
♡   𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐄  :    add   ‘  + 🔁  ’   to  reverse  the  roles .
📖  :    my  muse  discovers  your  muse  reading  a  diary  entry  that  my  muse  wrote  about  yours .
💅  :    your  muse  paints  my  muse’s  nails .
🚿  :    my  muse  accidentally  moans  while  your  muse  washes  their  hair .
👕  :    your  muse  helps  my  muse  get  dressed  after  my  muse  sustains  an  injury  or  illness .
🛏️  :    our  muses  are  forced  by  circumstance  to  share  a  bed  for  the  night .
🧼  :    your  muse  bathes  mine  after  my  muse  sustains  an  injury  or  illness .
🙏  :    our  muses’  hands  brush  as  they  walk  side  by  side .
💢  :    your  muse  picks  mine  up   &   carries  them  over  their  shoulder .
👁️  :    your  muse  is  watching  mine  sleep ,   when  my  muse  suddenly  wakes  up   &   catches  them .
🚬  :    my  muse  steals  a  cigarette   (   or lollipop   )   from  your  muse   &   puts  it  in  their  mouth .
🎐  :    our  muses  slow  dance  together .
🧦  :    your  muse  walks  in  on  my  muse  changing  clothes .
🎀  :   your  muse  brushes  my  muse’s  hair .
💍  :    our  muses  are  mistaken  for  a  couple  by  someone  else .
👔  :    your  muse  notices  that  my  muse’s  shirt  is  open   &   goes  to  ‘  fix  it  ’ .
👗  :    my  muse  sees  yours  all  dressed  up .
🪑  :    my  muse  is   ‘  forced  ’   to  sit  on  your  muse’s  lap   (   due  to  a  lack  of  chairs ,   faulty seatbelt ,  etc .   )
🍆  :    your  muse  makes  a  suggestive  joke  but  my  muse  actually  acts  on  it . 
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delusionland · an hour ago
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Note to self: stop making everything about you. Ur anxiety is self-serving and self-centered.. no, ur mutuals do not HATE u... no u didn't say anything wrong... sometimes ppl react with ambivalence and casual ness bc they don't know u or think ur all that special or interesting and they have more pressing things going on in their lives and that's fine... u will live... its ok not to be the center of attention.... u will not die...
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delusionland · an hour ago
that just feeds the definitely vocal corner of rpf fandom that ships bruce and batman together lbr
whatever, works for plausible deniability i guess
Tim drake, pre-robin days, has definitely been banned from several superhero fan forums and sub-reddits for being vocally anti-brucebat to an obnoxious degree. Everybody was like "we get it. We're just having fun. Stop plugging ur manifesto. Nobody is gonna read it superfan96."
But jokes on them bc even tho tim had to destroy all evidence of his manifesto when he confronted batman---he was RIGHT
And also he helped batman in a lot of ways in getting his information gathering systems up to the 21st century which is basically canon and very fun. Remind me to go back and screenshot one of the issues I read of Batgirl where Bruce told tim to FAX him something lmfao
But anyway yeah there's definitely a super big superhero rpf community in my hc and brucie has ALWAYS been out as a wild batman fan boy, but in the crudest possible sense where he's like "isn't he dreamy! And he's gotta be from Gotham, too right? A real home town boy... i wonder if hes more a knights guy or a griffins guy? Wow! The last time he saved me... I think my heart nearly stopped... such beautiful eyes... well, I couldn't see em in the mask but I just know they were beautiful!"
Can u imagine being dick Grayson and seeing this and just being like "im breaking the no-killl rule to put u out of ur misery, b."
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delusionland · 2 hours ago
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Brucie IS a himbo and even at 60 like my Bruce currently is hes seen as a silver fox j*ff goldblum type. The kind of man that has been in superbowl commercials before with baby bunnies
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delusionland · 4 hours ago
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Im drinking water i took a shower i ate today I am KILLING the mental health game...
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delusionland · 4 hours ago
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@yoakkemae [ cass & rose, mobile threads. ]
"You are so much more than a weapon."
"A rose needs..." Cass remembers. The flower she was given. How it died, when she tried to keep it with her underground. How Babs taught her it needed more than just love. "Sunlight. Water. Air."
"Let's go somewhere fun." Cass's gentleness turns to glee and mischief. Going out is all well and good--but girls like them... they need a bit of danger, too.
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delusionland · 6 hours ago
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@ferarum [ Morgan & steve, mobile threads. ]
"So. What are the kids into these days? Music? Video games? I always like having something new to put on my list."
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delusionland · 7 hours ago
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@succinct [ Clark & Bruce, mobile threads ]
Clark stretches. The things he does to pay the rent and keep the lights on. Freelance reporting in the 21st century kind of sucks. The internet meme articles are honestly good work, if you can get them---but they make Clark feel like a soulless sellout regardless, and he decides to procrastinate by texting a friend.
[ TEXT : 💰] I'm doing another fluff piece. Ten times celebrities went wild for Superman on social media.
A lie. The article is about Wonder Woman, and he can find PLENTY of those. Wonder Woman is a very popular hero for celebrities to gush over meeting. Or just gush over her muscles.
[ TEXT : 💰] Care to make a tweet for me about how much Bruce Wayne LOVES Superman? Would make my life so much easier.
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delusionland · 7 hours ago
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@irnmaidn [ rapunzel & cass, mobile threads! ]
"Do you like to sing, Cass? I used to love it. But I only knew the one song... I had to make up my own!" She laughs, as if it isn't sad she's never heard music played by anyone else before. It had been so overwhelming when she had first heard it---she couldn't help but chase Eugene into the square and dance with all her might. She wasn't particularly good----even now, she refused lessons to impress the nobility. If she felt a song or heard one---she wiggled and shook, she let the spirit of the song help her bounce and run and giggle with her partner. It was energy, it was art, it was sensation---and she had been stifled for so long it bubbled out of her like lava spewing from a volcano. All that sunshine energy---spewing out of every pore and quirk of her smile.
She'd love to dance with Cass like that. Or just hear her sing--fall asleep to the sound of her favorite lullabye, her soothing, full-bodied voice.
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delusionland · 7 hours ago
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@rosemagicked [ bucky & haru, mobile thread ]
"Pizza. Just another thing the future's ruined. You heard about this Hawaiian pizza thing? Invented in 1964 by the goddamn Canadians. If my boys back in Brooklyn had heard about that? Their Mamas woulda had heart attacks!"
"And don't even get me started on Little Caesar."
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delusionland · 7 hours ago
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@bodytheft [ Alfred & Joey, mobile threads ]
"Master Bruce may be... somewhat hostile, now... But... I, myself, am very glad you and Dick have found each other once again. He always spoke of you so warmly. His affection for you spoke volumes---he never gave up on you. And I never gave up on the two of you finding each other again somewhere in the middle."
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delusionland · 7 hours ago
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Who among u... would not be opposed to silly little fluffy threads written on mobile....
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delusionland · 8 hours ago
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I just Googled "has a woman ever written batman" and the answer was an article that said that noted racist Devin Grayson is the only woman who ever has written a mainline title for him and I want to throw rocks at detective comics bc this literally explains everything
Give batman to the lesbians cowards!!!! AND LET WOMEN WRITE CHARACTERS OTHER THAN HARLEY QUINN AND BABS. For fucks sake!
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delusionland · 8 hours ago
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I think Bruce doesn't like getting married bc hes genre savvy and hes like "I am being written by white cishet guys I KNOW my wife will die for my manpain and I dont Like That" tbh thats why Talia is the perfect wife for him just dunk her in a Lazarus pit like an crumbling oreo in a cup of milk
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delusionland · 9 hours ago
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Good morning! So I have accidentally used 30+ gb of data on my Hotspot In less than 10 days and it costs so much money so im gonna try to be mobile / here less! Forgive me for ugly mobile posts rip
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delusionland · 22 hours ago
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love that conner is canonically into buffy for the meaningful subtext. spoken like a true bisexual in the 90s
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delusionland · 22 hours ago
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quickslver​:
      of course. he realizes the point of her visit before he even has to ask why she’s here. there’s no other reason for her to come see him after all this time only to poke and prod at him for answers to her questions. she wants to understand but –  “ not everything is about understanding, jeanne. ”  and it is an answer he knows she will hate because that is all she knows how to do. all she knows is how to take the information given to her and process it into something that makes sense. this, his little confession, does not make sense and even he is still trying to process all of it himself.  “ sometimes people do things you don’t expect. even you, who works so hard to know all that you can, cannot begin to understand everything about a person. especially myself. ”
because pietro has always been like this. he is, in himself, an enigma of some sort. predictable in ways until suddenly he isn’t any longer. a curveball would be a decent enough description for what he’s done today.  “ i was an avenger. ”  he’s not sure where he stands right now. not at this moment. not when he agreed to this little spywork of his either. there was moment – a transition, really, where he went from being an avenger to simply… not.  “ i don’t have to explain anything to you. ”  which he is stating plainly and honestly.  “ i don’t care how close you think you are to me or where you think we may stand, you cannot expect to demand things from me like a child. ”  because that’s exactly what she sounds like to him right now.  “ you’re angry. i understand that. but, you will not be handed answers on a whim because you think you get what you want by stomping your foot and chastising me. ”  a beat.  “ i thought you better than that. i see you’ve proven me wrong. a shame. ”
Her heart sinks deep into her stomach, her jaw drops just slightly before she rotates it and grinds her teeth in thought. She did not rise to his level. She is not good enough for him. Just like she’s not good enough for her Father, just like she’s not good enough for the Avengers, and she knew she wasn’t, she always knew there was something wrong with her, something broken, she could never hope to understand any of these people who were always too good for her but she thought she could understand Pietro, that she had that one thing over him and she could control him thusly.
And yet, even as he says that he’s not an Avenger---the threads that tangle, that keep them together---at least he’s still the mean asshole he always was. He hasn’t turned into some idiot that no longer thinks for himself. It hurts---that he’s rejecting her, or at least wants her to think that he’s rejecting her. But it’s not unlike him, either.
“I want to help you,” she says, voice a little smaller but audible. “I don’t want you to get hurt.”
“I reacted out of... a warped sense of fear. It is... easier to demand things. Easier to pretend to be able to control what you do.”
“It was foolish of me. You make your own decisions. You always have.”
“As fearful as I may be for you---” Of you, of what this means. “I’m sure you weighed the pros and many cons.”
“You’re not stupid.” She rolls her eyes.
“I don’t know how else to support you. If I can’t understand you.”
“I suppose I will just have to... accept your feelings on the matter. And take my leave.”
She reaches into her pocket, pulls out a calling card, offers it to him.
“If you or your team or your family need... help. I’ll do all I can.”
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delusionland · 22 hours ago
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if u want to respond to an open starter---and someone else has responded to it, please go for it anyway. as a human being i crave writing the same thing over and over again in different ways tbh or i would not rp i would pick a different hobby LOL. tho like. just bc it started from one starter doesnt mean its gonna end the same! britney spears i choose my OWN destiny . gif
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delusionland · 22 hours ago
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"I just want to be a happy kid, you know? I don’t know. I saw it in all the sitcoms. Moms and Dads who loved their kids. Who held them, who took care of them. Baths & Dinners & Hugs & Gentle Reminders to brush your teeth, wash your face before bed. God. I’ve never even been tucked in before. How fucked up is that? I never got that, and now--now it’s too late for me. I’ve always had to take care of myself, and I don’t--I don’t always do a very good job of it, ya know? It’s hard for me to think straight, act straight. Maybe that’s why I haven’t aged out of the name. I’m still waiting for somebody to want to take care of me the way a kid is supposed to be taken care of. Besides Ma, but that---sometimes Ma makes me feel worse, ‘cuz I don’t feel like I deserve her, you know. She can’t---she can’t be my Mom and Clark’s... That’s not... how families work.”
open starter. conner.
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delusionland · 23 hours ago
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“No. You don’t get it. Because it feels like my veins are on fire, it feels like there’s a screaming in my head that never shuts up, and I know it’s me screaming because my throat feels hoarse and dry and i feel like i’m choking on it. You don’t get it because you’re not angry every second of the day, you don’t---you don’t feel what I’m feeling---you don’t want to kill or be killed or die again and drag everyone, but especially Bruce down to Hell with you, you want to be the good, happy person that’s content with saving lives when that isn’t enough for me, and maybe it never has been. I go too far, I’m rotted, I’m bad, because I can’t stop fucking crying for help inside my head even when I’m dead silent, because I know nobody’s going to fucking listen or they’re just going to lock me up---again, because I’m such an unredeemable bastard burden on this family because I fucking dare to have a single emotion besides kissing Batman’s ass! And every time---every time I think I’m going to be okay, that maybe I can have a normal life---I just see his stupid, disappointed fucking face in my head and I feel my heart being ripped out of my body again! It’s not fucking fair! It’s not---it’s not fucking FAIR.”
open. jason.
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