Hey do you know if any of those online delivery weed services arent complete garbage. I live in fuck it,ohio and i dont wanna spend ten billion dollars on glorified olive oil and i dunno you have opinions on things
unfortunately i dont know shit from a butt, but it will probably cost you an arm and a leg and i cant imagine weed comes cheap in ohio. oh wait wtf its some of the cheapest in the nation.
i have a friend who does weed deliveries via courier back in my hometown but oh, hold on. its illegal in ohio. sorry boss, but you absolutely do not want to be a party in moving drugs over federal lines with no state protections. i highly advise against this. sorry. maybe save up and buy a huge haul and make less trips. that sucks dude wtf is ohios problem
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🎃halloween with the avengers and co!🎃
summary: um. you can read so
warnings: this is literally me rambling, haunted places, animated bucky having like double d’s wtf, the most unorganized thing i’ve ever made don’t judge me
a/n: this is so messy but i had so much fun just writing whatever came to mind, apologies for jumping all over the place lol but hope you get a laugh out of it anyways 🤍🤍
OH MY GOD ITS BEEN A WHILE SINCE IVE DONE THIS
BUT YALL SHOULD KNOW THAT THE HOLIDAYS ARE MY FAVORITE THING
I MAY BE AN ATHEIST BUT CHRISTMAS IS THE BEST SHIT EVER
and i honestly spent halloween in my dorm bingeing movies and i’m rewatching werewolf by night and just realized i need to write for halloween so oops
halloween with the team is the best shit ever.
you want to wear a costume? no party like a stark party.
sure, some people are lazy and show up in their suits and call it a day (cough sam cough)
but it’s well made up for by peter and harley both going as tony (and arguing over who did it better) and kamala dressing as carol
yelena and nat would dress up as each other and make fun of the other
“i’m natasha and i’m an avenger and i love tight suits with no pockets so my ass looks good when i pose”
“i’m yelena and i have an addiction to sriracha and versace”
tony was going to show up as himself, but morgan wrangled the stark family into dressing as food. she’s a cheeseburger, obvi
steven convinced marc to go as an archaeologist, but when the latter fronts he instantly yanks off the funny hat and passes it to layla, who’s honestly just there to watch the chaos
wanda goes with her usual sokovian fortune teller costume, but the twins are more than excited to prance around the tower in search of candy
america brings a share of multiversal candy, some of which isn’t… exactly… edible
speaking of which, if you hand out candy instead, you end up setting up a trick-or-treating path in the tower for the younger team members, with each of the rooms serving as a stop
the eternals are split on halloween. ikaris, being the stoic dramatic hoe he is, thinks it’s overhyped. sersei’s happy to see little kids, sprite likes scaring people, you know
but with all of your experiences combined, none of you scare easily
the world’s greatest heroes can tank any horror movie with ease, barely startling at jumpscares or violent scenes
but they DO NOT handle haunted areas well
this is entirely based on my experience at the ohio state reformatory AKA the most haunted prison in the us. i went up for fall break since i used to live near mansfield before we moved, and HOLY FUCK YALL
THAT SHITS HAUNTED HAUNTED
i sat in the chair room :)
and it felt like someone punched the right side of my face :(
my right eye teared up and got super red :(((
but i got a piece of brick from the chapel :D
probably have an attachment now :((((
anyway, say you convince the team to visit. even better, you rope tony into paying for the ghost tour
every single noise will send the group jumping
bucky pulls a knife out of his pocket the moment you enter the west attic
steve starts out a skeptic but ends up refusing to even enter the chapel
peter freaking out bc “omg sam and colby and shane and ryan were here”
things are just made worse when wanda starts to mumble about “restless energy”
fuck that if the scarlet witch is nervous then you can be too
just finished werewolf by night moving on to the zombie episode of what if?
goddamn animated bucky has bigger tits than me
are y’all seein this shit
ok back on track
if jack and elsa are somehow involved there’ll be too many werewolf jokes made
but he’s too much of a sweetheart to really protest them
i love them so much and we only have like an hour of them 🥺
scott would dress up as an ant. i’m not taking criticism. he would try to make hope dress up as a wasp but when she refuses cassie does it.
bingeing halloween movies
arguing whether or not nightmare before christmas is a halloween or christmas movie
deciding the only right decision aka it’s a halloween movie stfu
shuri would come up with a slay costume i just know she would 😭
thor and jane would have a cringey couples costume cmon guys it’s literally canon
katy would show up as a hot dog
like the worst discount hot dog costume you’ve ever seen
shang and xialing would be forced to be ketchup and mustard respectively
once again argue with the wall
overall, you’ll have fun. it’ll be chaotic as fuck, but when it comes to the avengers, what isn’t?
hope everyone had a fun halloween! now go buy that discount candy bitches!
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Ohio State Commencement Speaker Was High on Ayahuasca
OUTKICK 9:00 AM | May 10, 2024
The commencement speaker for Ohio State University's graduation this past weekend admitted to being high on psychedelic drugs, including ayahuasca. It's why his speech went quickly off the rails.
Speaker Chris Pan, who the University promoted as a "social entrepreneur, musician and inspirational speaker" as well as Buckeye alumni, quickly went viral as OSU family members and underclassmen watching along to the live stream at home all had a resounding "WTF" reaction.
To put it bluntly, Pan's speech was an absolute crap show as he began pushing Bitcoin and cryptocurrency investments to the puzzled graduating class of more than 12,000. At one point, Pan even got into an exchange with OSU President Ted Carter who tried shuffling him off the stage, which led to a massive number of boos that made Pan seem like Kim Kardashian at Tom Brady's roast.
Oh, he also led the students in a sing-along not once, but twice!
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i was riding so hard for duquesne to beat byu and after they did i was completely convinced that god had laid a hand and i knew wtf i was on about
and then kentucky! no words for whatever that was… dillingham stinker too like what was happening on that court
but same i will be in class watching games and having the time of my life even if my bracket is trashed on the first round lol
BUT hot take?? you gotta share
i also had the dukes beating the cougars! today ive got a new good upsets but nothing too crazy. im riding with new mexico over clemson and both 9 over 8’s today
okay my hot take is purly based on personal opinion and the season, but uconn (womens) is not a final four team, i would go as far as saying not even an elite 8 team but you have to hear me out before i get flamed
1. the big east is the worst power 6 conference for women’s teams, minimal teams in the AP top 25 and NET top rankings. on that, uconn didnt even have to play creighton (the only other top team in the big east) to win the title. beating a subpar team by 30 is not a determinate of a good team.
2. uconn is playing 8/9 deep, injuries have manhandled this team like no other, no fudd, griffin, patterson, alfy, ducharme, and deberry is crazy going into march. edwards is also dealing with a broken nose so she might not be able to give 100%. combined with 2 freshman with no march experience and paige who hasn’t played in march in 2 yrs. those girls are going to be drained by the sweet sixteen
3. uconn is 2-5 against top teams with losses to notre dame, south carolina, texas, ucla, nc state and their non conference schedule versus power 5 teams was weak with matchups like maryland and minnesota
4. fouls, fouls, fouls. edwards and muhl are so foul prone and uconn has only 1 sub to play the 5 spot with ice brady also being foul prone. a smaller lineup would require their offense to really step up and they would have no presence in the paint or on the glass
5. but thats the issue with uconn, their offensive efficiency is low and they sometimes are unable to get their offense going until late in the 1st half versus top teams, especially if paige cant get herself going as uconn relies on paige heavily but who else is going to step up.
6. a lot of people give them credit for efficient offense because of their high margin per game but they are playing in the big east with only 2 other teams who made the tournament and the rest of the teams don’t play at a high level like in other power conferences. and they struggle with offensive boards so 1 play possessions could kill them
7. regional 3 is the second toughest region with teams like ucs, baylor, virginia tech, syracuse, ohio state. i can see uconn struggling with both syracuse with dyaisha fair and then having to possibly play a ohio state team that has been lights out defensively, their full court press is absolutely insane and would give uconn problems. and especially because that would be a sweet 16 rematch from last year where ohio state won. then if they for some reason beat ohio state, they would need to beat usc, which i don’t see happening.
now i love paige bueckers and her contributions to the women’s game along with geno and i would love nothing more than uconn to prove me wrong but i just cant get behind the huskies this year. but march is march so we will see (pls dont flame me yall )
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