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martianbugsbunny · 7 months

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Kallus being like U know what a bitch is tired of losing to a spraypainted teenage Mandalorian obsessed with explosives, a cringefail father figure with low self-esteem, a hotshot pilot with daddy issues and a murderous old junker of a droid/bestie, a scrappy blueberry child with sixty different aliases, and a lavender cat man who has a case of resting bitch face SO HE JUST JOINS THEM. congrats guys u have added a gayass ex-Imperial with muttonchops to your motley crew simply by being annoying.

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bugs-in-situations · 1 year

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most of the other roleswap aus we've seen (which is like four) usually make leif an even more Messed Up Beaft or some kind of evil or just generally put them in situations. meanwhile evprim asks the arguably even bolder question of "what if leif was just a regular guy and died of old age"

#/jesting #everlasting primordia

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cordycepsbian · 11 months

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subjected to the horrors (honey and pebbles

#/jesting

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sleepyjuniper · 2 years

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Favorite sb character other than sun or moon?

We all know the answer is Gregory, so as compensation I'll make a list of the main characters in descending order of which I like most (top = most liked, bottom = least)

Roxy

Freddy

Monty

Mini MM

Chica

DJMM

Vanessa

Vanny

Is that really everyone?

MatPat

#/j /j #/jesting #but i do really like Roxy #she's very cool #fnaf security breach #fnaf sb #asks #june is typing #also i adore matpat this is just a joke

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huachengsromcom · 1 month

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People call Heaven Official’s Blessing / TGCF a slow burn but Hua Cheng is literally courting Xie Lian like they are DATING. Slow burn who??? They’re sleeping next to each other on straw mats and Xie Lian’s offering to cook him dinner and they’re bantering across THE HOME THEY SHARE like a bunch of desperate hussys

San Lang LEAVES XL WITH A KEEPSAKE OF THEIR TIME TOGETHER SLOW BURN WHOMST

They have A DATE in HC’s armoury where they HOLD HANDS and XL pets San Lang’s quivering sword I-

Hua Cheng basically throws himself at this man he’s like you want a sword?? All of them ?? You want ALL THE SWORDS?? Fuck it take the whole room THE WHOLE ROOM JUST COME VISIT I WILL CLEAN THEM FOR YOU

Like he isn’t the king of a whole realm with shit to do

And this is just the first half of the first book—again I ask the world SLOW BURN WHOMST

#this is half in jest #but #I know some people don’t count it as “real until they kiss but THIS is honestly so gay of them #it’s in the subtext it’s in everything THAT ISNT a kiss #it’s so queer #Hua Cheng is ALL IN XL is just too innocent to Grasp It #XL is saying “come round to my tiny shack whenever sleep on my mat with me BEST FRIEND I will be your home” and HC is SUFFERING #the armoury scene is favourite of the entire thing #I was like my brother in Christ HAVE YOU NO SHAME #and knew immediately I would love him forever #tgcf #heaven official's blessing #mxtx tgcf #hua cheng #xie lian #hualian #she’s being unhinged again

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vampiromano · 8 months

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look idk how I feel about the whole dating your mum/dad thing but all of my grandma's children from my dad's side got married to absolutely domineering women and all the children of my grandma on my mum's side got married to the most yes-men ppl ever. so like there's certainly something going on there I think

#that's why i won't marry #can't give freud thr satisfaction #/jesting #i will marry for citizenship and live my best life living in two countries at once #marriages are contracts do not believe the lovey dovey propaganda #misc

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kittvyxo · 8 months

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it’s so relatable

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carnivalwizard · 7 months

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wizards see a swirling elixir and r like "anyone gonna chug this?" then get sent to the mirror dimension

#i need to. sleepe #jesting #wizardposting #wizard #wizardblr #wizardblogging #elixir #elixir chugging #mirror dimension #relatable #🤪

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ladybugkisses · 6 months

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Happy Halloween! !! 🎃

y'know i had to make something related to ♣️ this ♣️ comic

#she's gonna spend the whole night saying “i jest” at every chance she gets :^)#lackadaisy #rocky rickaby #mitzi may #dorian ''zib'' zibowski #selfinsert #selfship #art tag

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sapphothetic · 5 months

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david foster wallace, susannah irene, anne carson

#this is how i’ve been feeling lately #it’s been soooo long since i made one of these #actually typed it out and made it pretty this time everyone clap #yaz.txt #parallels #web weaving #web weaves #compilation #david foster wallace #susannah irene #anne carson #infinite jest #words #quotes #dark academia #dark acadamia #aesthetic

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karolkazx · 27 days

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︰₊˚꒰🎀꒱ • Manifestuje wam :

꒰🎀꒱ Wystające kości ꔫ‧₊꒷ : reblog + like

꒰🌸꒱ „Chciała bym być taka chuda jak ty” ꔫ‧₊꒷ : like

꒰🐇꒱ Większa atencja ꔫ‧₊꒷ : komentarz

꒰🥛꒱ Mniejsze ubrania, poprzednie za duże ꔫ‧₊꒷ : reblog

꒰🎀꒱ Wszystko ꔫ‧₊꒷ : reblog + komentarz + like

#bede motylkiem #chude jest piękne #chudej nocy motylki #chce byc lekka jak motylek #motylki any #lekka jak motyl #blogi motylkowe #lekkie motylki #motylki blog #manifesting #chce byc lekki #motyle w brzuchu

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martianbugsbunny · 7 months

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Surely I am not the only person who got a little annoyed by how many times Loki did the hair flip in the first episode of S2, it's not his entire personality guys