retromusician

[retromusician]

i am in love with trans drag queens 🤍💙💖

#bosco #kerri colby #gigi goode #jasmine kennedie #hrnng oh my god these are the hottest women i've ever seen #rupaulsdragrace #rupaulsdragraceallstars #rpdr #trans #trans woman #non binary #trans women #trans is beautiful #trans is valid #all my trans fellas you are amazing and brave

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blame it on the little italian man who lives inside me

#funny #funny post #humor #humour #jokes #haha #lmao #lol #lolz #joke #memes #meme #italian #angry Italian man #spaghetti #the sopranos #the mob

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if jesus is the king of kings, then rupaul is jesus's wife (queen of queens)

#funny #funny post #humor #humour #jokes #haha #lmao #lol #lolz #joke #meme #memes #drag #drag queens #jesus #rupaul #lgbtq #rupaul's drag race #rupaulsdragraceallstars #who is rupaul’s husband

[retromusician]

happy birthday to me & joe biden

#funny #funny post #humor #humour #jokes #haha #lmao #lol #lolz #joke #meme #memes #clean jokes #joe biden #November 20 #also joel mchale but biben is my boy #president #usa

[retromusician]

browsing r/dph for the first time is almost as scary as taking 40 benadryls

#funny #funny post #humor #humour #jokes #haha #lmao #lol #lolz #joke #meme #memes #dph #benadryl #benadryls #reddit

[retromusician]

yes, i would like 7.5 billion dollars of f1 authentics, how did you know ?

#funny #funny post #humor #humour #jokes #haha #lmao #lol #lolz #joke #meme #memes #f1 #formula one #formula 1

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i'm eating Nutella out of the jar while watching rip vine complications and f1 funnies and cuddling a stuffed animal. guess what kind of day i'm having.

#f1 #formula 1 #formula one #nutella #rip vine #depression #bad days #i'm sad #sadness #sad #the tears are real

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my sim's son had a play date, he brought his friend inside to warm up by the fireplace. the neighbor came to the door, my sim makes polite conversation, then my child's playdate catches on fire, and my sim refused to call the fire department because the couch is in the way. the only reason that the fire was extinguished was because the sprinkler system finally turned on. then my sim promptly took a nap on the couch that prevented my sim from calling the fire department

#funny #funny post #humour #humor #jokes #haha #lmao #lol #lolz #memes #meme #joke #the sims #the sims 4 #sims #sims 4 #simblr

[retromusician]

#cat #cats #ginger cat #ginger #ginger cats #orange tabby #tabby cat #pottery #charlie baby <3 #crock a doodle

[retromusician]

the internet goes out for one (1) day, and when i come back hideo kojima has killed shinzo abe

#shinzo abe #hideo kojima #political assassinations #july 8th 2022 #internet #internet outage #rogers can suck my phat dong

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my favourite part of video games is when you're in the middle of a mission and the janky ass physics gets you stuck in a wall while getting the shit beaten out of you by a level 2 enemy because you can't move

#video game #video games #video game combat #rage post #assassins creed #assassins creed origins

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so i'm playing assassin's creed: origins, and my character gets stuck on a wall (bc ubisoft) and i'm trying to find a way to reset my character, and i start clicking some alt+function keys. and my dumbass presses alt+f4. i trolled myself. like problem solved BUT NOT THE WAY I WANTED

#funny #funny post #humour #humor #joke #jokes #haha #lmao #lol #lolz #assassins creed #assassins creed origins #ac origins #ubisoft #pc gaming #pc games

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==OBI-WAN KENOBI EP. VI SPOILERS==

the obi-wan finale literally made me cry like a bitch iykyk

#obi wan star wars #obi wan series #obi wan kenobi #star wars #darth vader #obi wan and anakin #anakin needs a hug #anakin skywalker #obi wan and darth vader #the sliver of anakins voice

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morbius shitposts are the only thing keeping me alive rn

#funny #funny post #humour #humor #jokes #haha #lmao #lol #lolz #joke #meme #memes #morbius #its morbin time #morbius sweep

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you're not from Ontario unless you've cut off the corner of your bag of milk with a serrated knife bc you couldn't find the kitchen scissors

#funny #funny post #humour #humor #jokes #haha #lmao #lol #lolz #joke #meme #memes #clean jokes #ontario #ontarians #canada #milk #bagged milk #milk bags #toronto

[retromusician]

sumthn abt scratching ur junk after a long day just hits different

#funny #funny post #humour #humor #jokes #haha #lmao #lol #lolz #joke #meme #memes

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sweaty in the sun

roasting like a potato

trapped in the hot car

#mummy please help it's so hot please just give me the keys oh my god I'm so sweaty it's so humid 🫠 #funny #funny post #humour #humor #jokes #haha #lmao #lol #lolz #joke #meme #memes #summer