Lucy: Just be yourself
Natsu: Be myself? I have one day to win over your dad. How long did it take for ya’ll to like me
Mira: A few weeks
Erza: 6 months
Gray: 5 years
Carla: The Jury’s still out
Lucy: On a second thought that may have not been the best idea...
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*texting*
Haruhi: Hey, can you get some chinese food on the way home?
Haruhi: ...Chad asked me out
Tamaki: WHO IS CHAD?!
Haruhi: Nobody, i just wanted to make sure you saw my text about the food
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Natsu: I just discovered a cool trick! If you make brownies but don't cut them, you can eat the whole slab and say you only ate one brownie.
Lucy: No.
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Mavis: Oh no! We’re gonna die! I don’t wanna die!
Zeref: I sorta wanna die...
Mavis: Zeref we talked about this
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Cat Noir: If I punch myself and it hurts, am I weak or strong?
Carapace: Strong.
Queen Bee: Weak.
Ladybug: An idiot.
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Luffy: Can we get a bday cake
Nami: But its not your bday...
Luffy: The cake doesnt know that!
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Laxus: What do you guys want?
Natsu: McDonald’s.
Gray: In-n-out.
Elfman: Mexican?
Gajeel: Chinese.
Jellal: Death
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Every Christian on Christmas:
*Flips open Bible*
“Hmm, I wonder what God has for me at the beginning of every Gospel.”
Honestly, I love how we read the same story every year but get more from it each year.
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Kyoya: But I did try things your way.
Tamaki: No we didn't
Kyoya: I tried it in my head. It didn't work
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Mira: What is Natsu to you?
Lucy: The reason I wake up every morning.
Mira: Aww, that's sweet.
Lucy: Yeah...
Natsu, earlier that morning, jumping on Lucy’s bed: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP
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