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Humans have always had their finger on the trigger, they are always ready to strike, and yet they relax and are calm whenever you see them. This bi-polar like response is terrifying to many in the universe and most seem to see the humans as always ruthless and bloodthirsty, which they really are. 

Morgranff: I can’t believe how ruthless a fighter that human was, did you see how it bent itself in the air to avoid that strike from the Horned Goliath?

Stencillon: Yeah, I saw it, it cost me my whole night's bets.

Morgranff: You bet against a human?

Stencillon: The Goliath was twice his size, that human didn’t stand a chance if you looked at the physics of the fight.

Morgranff: Yeah, they are often overlooked when it comes to the ridiculous agility and chaos that goes with every human. 

Stencillon: Well, I also never thought that a human leg was capable of slicing through the thick neck of a Horned Goliath especially when its horns interlock over the neck and act as natural armor. That fight clearly showed how vicious and deadly a human truly is. 

Morgranff: Of course, I haven’t stopped betting on the humans ever since I had made that very mistake, that being said, can I buy you a drink?

Stencillon: Yes, I would love to celebrate your winnings with you.

The two start walking down the bustling corridor of the “Fight Palace”, and both freeze at the sight of the, now clean of Goliath blood, human fighter they had just watched dispatch the Goliath.

Stencillon: Why do they let humans walk around freely like this? Shouldn’t they keep such a vicious predator in a cage?

Margranff: You know I have never understood it either. Humans are far too unpredictable and I have never felt safe around them unless I am on the other side of the barrier fence at a fight. 

Stencillon: Should we go around the other way?

Margranff: Yes, but what is the human doing? 

Stencillon: I don’t know but it is approaching that child over there, I am going to call security.

The human crouched down next to the clearly homeless Maldovian child. The child’s blue skin ruffled as the human carefully spoke in hushed tones.

Margranff: What is he after with that kid?

The human pulls out a roll of dollar bills from his pocket and separates a few offering them to the child. The child reluctantly takes the money and stands up by taking the hand of the human that had just been offered up following the cash. They slowly walk together to a food cart and talk to the Purveyor of meat kabobs. The child selects its food and the human steps up to pay for the food.

Margranff (whispering to himself): Is he going to eat the child?

Stencillon (on a communications device): yes, the human is doing something with a homeless Maldovian child…. I don’t know his intention, he is a human!... I won’t interfere, that is why I am calling you…. Yes, I feel like I am in danger, the fight winning human is walking around doing unpredictable things.

The human and the child sit together against the wall in the corridor and chat while an amplified voice from the stadium calls out a new fight in the ring. The child is really just stuffing his face and nodding as the human goes on and on about something that is important to him but definitely not important to the child.

Stencillon: the security officer is on his way. 

Margranff: Good thing too, there is definitely something up with what this human is doing, even though I can’t put my finger on it. 

A security guard comes running up and slows to a stop at the sight of the human. The guard turns his head to one side contorting his face in total confusion as he tries to take in the scene. The guard stops analyzing everything and starts psyching himself up to go talk to the human. The guard sort of stretches and sort of hops around trying to get up the courage when he suddenly freezes.

Margranff: Did the security guard just scare himself or something? 

Stencillon: No, look, there are two other humans that just showed up. 

The two newly arrived humans walk straight over to the first one who is still talking to the child who has already finished eating the food he had. They interrupt what the first human is saying and the first human gets up on his feet and bares his teeth at the two interlopers before they stand against each other and start squeezing each other.

Stencillon: are they beginning to wrestle?

Margranff: If they are fighting, what do you bet the first one loses to the other two?

The security guard had been nervously calling for backup this whole time and is still in disbelief that this already dangerous call had tripled in danger before he had even started. The guard feeling defenseless pulls out his weapon aiming at the humans who had now switched the wrestling to the first and third human. 

Stencillon: this is going to end badly, if that guard shoots one of them the other two will rip him to shreds. 

Margranff: At least this situation will end with the child being rescued.

The humans start pointing to the child after unlocking their arms from the wrestling lock they were in. the three of them begin raising their voices at each other.

Human #3: COME ON….ANOTHER….CHILD….EAT!

Human #2: YOU DO THIS ALL THE TIME.

The third human walks over to the kabob cart and starts talking to the vendor.

Margranff: Are they going to eat the child? 

Stencillon: That’s what I just heard, they must be checking with the food cart guy to see if he will cook the child for them.

The large burly Maldovian Head of security shows up walking casually to the security guard, lowering the nervously held weapon, tells him to stand down. 

Stencillon: head of security is here, I am going to get closer and see what happens.

Margranff: I’ll come with you. 

The third human turns around from the cart holding a lot of food. He walks over and hands the child one before handing one to each of the other humans. The Head of security steps over to them just as Stencillon and Margranff get close enough to observe while still remaining at a relatively safe distance.

Head of security: Steeeeve? 

The first human deflates knowing he was in for a lecture and some disappointment. 

Head of security: How many times have I told you, you can’t adopt the children that hangout around here.

Steve: But Orri, the kid is homeless.

Orri (head of security): No, this kid’s name is BahOni, he lives down the street from here, he lives with his brother, sisters and both his parents, he cannot be adopted. He probably heard from a friend about a prize winning fighter who buys lonely kids food and gives them money. 

Steve: I know, I know, but I…

Orri: NO!

#humans are space australians #humans are space fae #humans are space orcs #humans are sweet

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May the 4th be with you!!

This is my first May 4th on this blog and I'm excited! Unfortunately, I did not manage to find anything special to do for this special day so... For now, it's just Happy May 4th to everyone!!

So here you go, just me playing with me saber

#may 4th #star wars

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“What if Annatar resembled Finrod “

Celebrimbor who cared for Finrod deeply couldn’t help but see glimpses of Finrod in Annatar , in how he looks and how he acts sometimes.

Celebrimbor glimpsed in Annatar's form echoes of Finrod, the noble and beloved friend lost. The way Annatar moved, spoke, it all bore a resemblance to Finrod.

Sauron knew this, weaving his deceitful web. For he had watched how Finrod comforted his companions in the dark dungeons of Tol in Gaurhoth

So it was that Annatar's guise became a cruel mirror, reflecting back the memory of a cherished friend lost but never forgotten. And in that twisted reflection, Celebrimbor found himself drawn ever closer, his trust and loyalty given to the very source of this cruelty.

#Galadriel looking around like :do I have to do everything around here #the fact that Sauron took everything from him #which even after reincarnation its effect still holds #death was not an escape #incredibly beautiful #and sad #why are like this? #just writing things to cry about #what is wrong with us #and the world #cause #thats not normal #but eh who cares #tolkien #and his drama and angs #and everything that comes with it #i guess

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He had a name before he was assigned to a battalion, even though everyone called him Shiny until he proved himself in battle. Though once he did earn the right, he decided to stick with the name given to him by the other cadets.

“I’m called Two Tone,” he told his Captain, who raised an eyebrow. To the silent question, he shrugged. “No one told me why.”

And that was the truth. He wasn’t inclined to whistle or sing. He got the name long before he reached the age of his voice cracking in forced puberty. Just one day in class, one of his batchmates laughed and called him Two Tone, and it stuck.

Somehow, he never figured out why he was called that until after a joint battle with General Unduli and General Kenobi, fighting to take back a planet from the Separatists, at the request of the local government. Everyone was giving him weird looks ever since he had painted his armor, and he just told himself it was probably because of the design. He always had problems getting it correct on his armor, and he didn’t want to ask someone for help, so he was stuck with his own quality.

Cleaning up after the fight was normal, trudging around the battlefield to find any fallen comrades and equipment, seeing the medic if hurt, packing things away again. Two Tone thought it was weird when he didn’t bump into anyone from the 212th, but figured it was because they might have been on the other side of the battlefield. He did his best sticking to his brothers as things began to get loaded into the LAAT/is, tired and quiet as he road the drop ship up to the Venator.

He assisted with unloading things, feeling the ship shudder faintly as it transitioned into hyperspace, though his movements came to a halt as he saw General Kenobi walking by the area. Frowning, he turned to the Clone beside him.

“Why isn’t General Kenobi with the 212th?”

The Clone frowned at him. “This is the 212th…”

Two Tone prided himself on being levelheaded, so when he started to panic so hard that General Kenobi came to an abrupt stop and looked at him, he was proud that he didn’t run away or collapse or simply imploded.

“Are you all right, dear one?” General Kenobi asked and a part of Two Tone’s mind was amused to learn that the rumors were correct about the endearing terms the man used.

“I apologize, sir,” Two Tone managed to squeak out. “But… I was assigned to General Unduli… I’m on the wrong ship.”

General Kenobi’s head tilted to the side curiously, glancing over Two Tone’s armor.

“Have you been tested for colorblindness?” the General asked curiously.

***

“Deuteranopia colorblindness,” Obi-Wan said, giving Luminara a faint smile. “The poor man was so embarrassed. Evac tested him and decided to do a ship wide test. Apparently colorblindness isn’t too uncommon among the Clones.”

The holo of the Jedi Master shook her head, a fond sigh escaping her. “When he painted his armor orange and green, I thought he was living up to his name. I am glad to hear that we hadn’t lost him in battle.”

“No, just temporarily misplaced,” Obi-Wan said with a chuckle.

“Joint custody then, until you can return him to me?”

“Well keep him safe, I promise you.”

#star wars #star wars fanfiction #obi wan kenobi #the clone wars #Star Wars clone wars #Clone Wars OC #Clone wars fanfiction #clone wars fluff #Star Wars fluff #SkybreakPrime #SkybreakPrimeonAO3 #luminara unduli

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He never dies!!

Obi-Wan, at Maul's funeral: I need a moment with him. Everyone: Of course. *They leave* Obi Wan, leaning over Maul′s coffin: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you’re not dead. Maul, ignights his lightsaber: Yeah, no shit.

#star wars #incorrect star wars quotes #star wars memes #obi wan kenobi #darth maul #maul #maul is immortal #obimaul #kind of

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Hello, I do watch Wakfu. What do you want to talk about? :)

Does anyone still watch Wakfu, because I genuinely want to go feral talking to someone about it. I LOVE THAT SHOW SO MUCH OMG PLEASE SOMEONE ASK ME ABOUT IT

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#Star Wars #Star Wars memes #mace windu #boba fett #cal kestis #ezra bridger #kanan jarrus #Star Wars fic idea

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Houses and Clans of Mandalore - 65 to 44 BBY

All known Clans of Ordo House.

Rodarch

Ordo

All known Clans of Vizsla House

Vizsla

Viz*

Vis*

Vizla

Wren

Dawar*

All known Clans of Fett House

Fett

Phett*

Vhett*

Vhettrom*

All known Clans of Kryze House

Kryze

All known Clans of Kast House

Rook

Kast

Sizing of Mandalore's Houses

[From largest to smallest]

Ordo

Vizsla

Fett

Kryze

Kast

Unaffiliated Clans

Silver Children*

Clans not counted in Mandalorian Census

Kestis*

Naasaade*

Clans without a current assigned House [Undecided]

Saxon

Eldar

Priest

Rau

Reau

Wattana*

Ector*

Vaea*

[* is for fan Houses and Clans.]

[This is going to be subject to review and updates, so if you have any ideas, let me know, and I will add them to the list. Just have in mind that this is a record of Houses from a specific era. I will eventually do a House Specific History Post for anyone interested; however this is all either head canon, what shreds of canon I can mash together, and conjecture.]

[Click here to go back to Codex]

#mandalore #mandalorian culture #mandalorians #mandalorian clans #mandalorian houses #true mandalorians #clan vizsla #house vizsla #clan mereel #clan fett #clan ordo #clan wren #clan kryze

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I just feel like I entered Heaven. And I don't think I wanna leave

Note: Since my old masterlist is getting notes again (and I'm hosting @tbb-appreciation-week this year), I thought it's a good time to release a new version with a lot more resources. If any of you know another site or thing that it's missing from the list, let me know and I'll include it!! [Altho, I'm getting this close 🤏 to the hyperlinks limit on this thing 😆]

Note 2: To avoid tagging the 3 people from whom I got multiple resources repeatedly, I've placed 1-3 asterisks between square brackets after the links, depending on the OP. I give the respective credit to them in a legend at the end of the post.

PLACES / TIME

Interactive Galaxy Map by Henry Bernberg

Map of the Galaxy

List of planets and moons [Wikipedia /needs expanding]

Planet Name Generator 1 [SciFi Ideas]

Planetary System Generator [Donjon]

Tatooine Location References [*]

Various locations Cross-Sections (Jedi Temple, Palp's office, Tipoca City & more) [**]

Republic - Separatist - Hutt space during the Clone Wars

Hyperspace Travel Times (to calculate how much time would take to go from point A to point B within the GFFA)

Standard Calendar and Holidays [including month names!]

Galactic Standard Calendar [wookiepedia // including week day names]

Date converter according to SWTOR [Google sheet]

Dated Star Wars Chronological Order (Movies + live-action shows + animation)

TCW Chronological Timeline by @mauvrix

Estimated date for: shared by @spectres-fulcrum

Partisans' attack on Onderon

Siege of Lasan

CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT

General

Star Wars Name Generator 1 [Donjon]

Star Wars OC flow chart by @thefoodwiththedood

Star Wars Name Generator 2 [FantasyNames]

Star Wars Name Generator 3 [FantasyNames]

MetaHuman [Unreal Engine]

The character creator

Droid Name Generator

Star Wars Randomizer by @aureutr

Character Picrew [Twi-leks, Zabraks, Torgutas and Nautolans] @/megaramikaeli

Jedi

Taking a Closer Look at the Jedi Order in Star Wars Canon [Meta/Reference Guide] [**]

Jedi Order Structure Flowchart by @rileys-nest

Mandalorians

Mandalorian Armor design by MandoCreator

Keepers of the Way (Mandalorian Lore) [*]

Clones

Complete List Of Named Clone Troopers shared by @propheticfire (Organized by Unit)

Clone Creator [MandoCreator]

Clone Picrew

Star Wars Character Templates by SmacksArt [the ULTIMATE battery of template for any human/humanoid original character in any era. From troopers to droids, from Jedi to Sith, from KOTOR to the sequel Trilogy. 100% RECOMMENDED]

Basic Guide to Clone Trooper Armour by @odekiisu

GAR structure summary by @intermundia

The Clone Wars Republic Military Hierarchy Flowcharts [***]

Clone Trooper Lore [*] [Ranks, Culture, Training, Organization, etc.]

Clones and Kamino [*]

The Bad Batch Characters Concept Art shared by @shadowthestoryteller

MISCELLANEOUS

Star Wars Character Age Comparison Chart by @the-yearning-astronaut

Tusken Raiders lore by @snarwor

Materials (fabrics, leathers, silks, plastics, construction, metal composites, etc.)

Materials in Star Wars by marvel_dc_heart_throbs

Star Wars Fashion [*]

Leisure, Art, Musical Instruments, Ethnography [*]

Political and Criminal Organizations in the GFFA [**]

Financial reference about credits by @thecoffeelorian

List of TCW Opening Quotes

Transcripts of all the TCW episodes shared by @book-of-baba-fett

Star Wars Crawl Creator [not exactly writing-related, but just for fun]

HEALTH AND MEDICINE

Canon Medical Lore [*]

Real World reference for Field organizational structure for corpsman (medics) [*]

Kaliida Shoals Medical Center (Republic Haven-class medical station) shared by @clonewarsarchives

GAR Battalion Aid Station [*]

GAR Clone Medic Q/A [*]

More combat medicine, shipboard medicine, veteran issues, and military culture [*]

SHIPS AND VEHICLES

Ship Generator 3D

Ship Name Generator

All Terrain Tactical Enforcer (AT-TE) shared by @stairset

Republic Vessels Reference [*]

Low Altitude Assault Transport/Infantry (LAAT/i) [*]

List of GAR Flagships in the Clone Wars by @meandmyechoes

Layout of the Havoc Marauder

Dimensions of various ships from the Clone Wars [**]

FOOD AND DRINKS

Star Wars Menu Generator

In-Universe Alcoholic beverages

Canon Cocktails (recipes) [*]

Another In-Universe Drinks list shared by @systemic-dreams

Teas in Star Wars by marvel_dc_heart_throbs

Foodstuff [*]

Canon Star Wars Holiday Recipes [*]

Trask Chowder Recipe (from The Mandalorian) [*]

LANGUAGES; PHRASES AND SLANG; VOCABULARY

Languages of the Galaxy [*]

Script of different languages in the GFFA by @lucif-hare-blog

In-Universe phrases and slang [Google sheet]

List of phrases and slang [wookiepedia]

List of equivalents to real-world objects [wookiepidia]

Talk Like a Clone Trooper shared by @archeo-starwars

Aurebesh Translator [Aurebesh.org]

Learning Aurebesh Tools [Aurebesh.org] Reading - Writing.

Mando'a Database [Mando.org]

Mando'a Transcripticon [MandoCreator] (Create your own text in the Mando'a script.)

@project-shereshoy (Blog that collects and posts sources for Mando'a from all over the internet.)

Mando’a Categorized Spreadsheet

Learning Mando'a Tools [MandoCreator] Reading - Writing.

Setting Thesaurus Entry: Spaceport [Writers helping writers]

Fan-created Conlangs

@dai-bendu-conlang (Jedi Culture Explored) (This blog is the home of the Dai Bendu Conlang, invented by the Archive of Our Own Users aroacejoot, @ghostwriterofthemachine, and loosingletters for the Jedi Order in Star Wars.)

Lasana Lexicon by Anath_Tsurugi (fandom lexicon of the Lasat Language)

HELPFUL BLOGS & SITES

The amazing @fox-trot, who not only makes astonishing art and write an amazing fic, she also responds to medical questions and gives all kinds of references for writing medic characters. Check her #medicposting tag and you'll find tons of information. Also check #star wars reference and her art tag while you're at it.

@writebetterstarwars, which seems to be inactive, but there are a bunch of references there.

@howtofightwrite The place to find out how to write a good fight scene.

@scriptmedic no longer active, but it has a great deal of useful information.

@scripttorture for your whump needs. Major trigger warning for all its content.

@sw-anthrobiology A blog dedicated to collecting headcanons about the biology and cultures of Star Wars species.

@archeo-starwars In-universe sources on culture and history.

@clonewarsarchives Resources & Concept Art Blog for The Clone Wars animated series.

Wookiepedia If you don't find something in here, it's probably because it doesn't exist, neither as a canon nor legends reference.

Star Wars Databank: The official Star Wars website's reference guide. All canon.

WRITING IN GENERAL (For those who don't want to die like Stormtroopers)

SlickWrite: Completely free; online. Checks grammar, punctuation, flow, and writing style according to different settings (including fiction writing).

ProWritingAid: [RECOMMENDED] One of the most thorough online proofreader I've ever used. Although when using a free account gives extremely thorough feedback, with +20 different in-depth reports, for only the first 500 words. However, you can earn a premium account license (for a year or for life) if you get 10 or 20 new users signing up for free; (if you wouldn't mind doing so using the link above and help me earn mine, please). The settings allow you to check your writing according to your needs, from general to formal to creative. It has a bonus that you can check depending on the genre you're writing. For example, in creative, you can choose romance or sci-fiction (there are 14 sub-genre in total). And just like google docs, you can share a document, and people can view, comment or edit it too.

LanguageTool: [RECOMMENDED] Another excellent proofreader. It also has a word limit in free accounts, but if you use the add-on for Google Docs, it counts each page as a new document, so hitting the word limit is nearly impossible. It helps you to rewrite a sentence (3 a day), even if it doesn't raise any flags; it's very useful for when your sentence is grammatically correct, but it doesn't feel quite right.

Grammarly, Hemingway Editor: No so great, but they do the basic job.

Legend

[*] Shared by @fox-trot [**] Shared by @gffa [***] Shared by @cacodaemonia.

#star wars #star wars fanfiction

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Jedi Padawans have the classic sitcom bag-of-flour baby assignment to ensure they're prepared to look after young ones in emergency situations

this assessment is not one of the many canceled or postponed during the war

which means that when Ahsoka is abruptly deployed dirtside along with her Master, Grandmaster, and the 501st, she had to scramble to find an appropriate babysitter for her sack of flour

desperate, she tossed it to Commander Cody, who was staying aboard the Negotiator to oversee the campaign, with only a frantic list of the required steps to take care of it while she was gone

when she returns several days later, Cody has painted the sack 212th gold and constructed a sling to carry it around on his front while he keeps his hands free for work

judging by the rank pins attached to the front, the sack of flour is now a lieutenant

once Obi-Wan's heart eyes abate enough, though, it becomes clear to him that Cody and the 212th troopers have not understood that the sack of flour is not, in fact, a literal Jedi tubie

and none of the Jedi or their siblings in the 501st have the heart to correct them, so they let them keep the thing, stomping on the feet of anyone who tries to ask too many questions about their new mascot

once the war ends, Obi-Wan discreetly replaces the sack with a Jedi chrecheling in the middle of the night, having resigned himself to raising another too-young-Padawan

Reva, for her part, is all to happy to gleefully coat herself in flour for the occasion

#fanfic-obsessed #star wars #the clone wars #jedi #clones #ahsoka tano #commander cody #obi wan kenobi #reva sevander #star wars fanfiction

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So I started watching Avatar the Last Airbender live action series and I was watching the start of the war.

As I watched I realised how similar the Airbenders situation was to that of the Jedi. And how they both were massacred.

The scenes of both massacres were so similar in their shared tragedy I had to pause the movie and write about it.

Because let's see:

Jedi were killed at the end of a war. The Airbenders massacred to start one.

They both were made of mostly people who are supposed to be pacifists.

And they both were brutally killed in their own home, leaving almost no survivors.

From old to masters to babies in their cribs.

Killed because of the greed of an old man.

Killed because of fear and greed and anger and violence.

#star wars #jedi massacre #post clone wars #order 66 #avatar #aang #avatar the last airbender #airbenders #massacre of the innocents #it doesn't make sense #i know #but still #i had to write it down

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Care and Feeding of our Jedi

A fanart series in the style of a book written by Clones talking about the Jedi and how to understand and care for them. From the point of view of people who cant feel the Force.

Introduction

The Jedi Code

The Force

Basics of Jedi Force Powers

Mental Shields and How To Reinforce Them

Broadcasting Your Emotions

Specific Force Abilities and Side Effects

Attachment & Possession

The Darkside and Falling

The Sith

Medical Tips

Jedi Shared Trauma

Sith Temples

The Consequences of Touching Weird Shit

Force Artifacts That You Shouldn't Touch

Post-War Missions

Supplimental Stuff:

Fives messages the wrong chat

Minific (Ao3 links)

Time for Bed

Force High

Jedi Code?

Escape and Avoided Madness

Migraines and Memories

Tacky Office Decor

#bitter-chocolate-stars #care and feeding of jedi au #star wars #sw fanart #au masterpost #sw au #star wars fanfiction #the care and feeding of your jedi

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Luke Skywalker in his 50s or 60s travels (accidentally) through time by the will of the force.

He is sent sometime between 4000 BBY and 1000 BBY and achieves the same type of immortality as Master Fay.

What does he do? He pretends to be a completely normal Jedi and becomes a crechemaster at the Jedi temple.

He makes the younglings follow the swamp training (handstands and running cartwheels)

He enters through the door of the temple and since he looks like a Jedi, he has a lightsaber and he does not give bad vibes from the dark side, the guards let him pass without asking who he is. There are too many Jedi it is impossible to know them all.

Tarre Vizsla becomes his Padawan at some point.

Master Fay is the only one who knows that he is not from this time.

Qui-gon will think Shmi is Luke’s lost daughter.

#Luke Skywalker #master fay #star wars #star wars legends #time travel #star wars time travel #tarre vizsla #qui-gon jinn #anakin skywalker #shmi skywalker #obi wan kenobi #yoda #plo koon

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Star Wars Time Travel AU

Vader does go back in time

He doesn’t swear loyalty to Padme, Obi-Wan or Ahsoka

He swears absolute loyalty to Captain Rex

You are one of the Cuy'val Dar. Your job is training small clones of an old friend to be very dangerous adults. You do not like this job, but it pays well and keeps you quietly squirreled away from That One Crimelord You Pissed Off.

The Grim Reaper just blew a hole in the wall and swore loyalty to a nameless toddler.

The Kaminoan that tried to approach has been cut in half by a red lightsaber.

The entire room is full of crying children.

Fett just showed up and is being threatened by the Black Hole of a Sentient Being in the middle of the room to stay the fuck away.

The blaster shot from Dred Priest accomplished jackshit, and was in fact bounced back to kill the man.

Isabet just lost her head, literally, trying to get revenge on the absolute motherfucker in the middle of the room.

The kids are still crying, including the nameless toddler that this asshole declared his new lord and master.

What do you do?

#star wars #darth vader #star wars the clone wars #star wars time traver #star wars fanfiction

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Force Artifacts That You Shouldn't Touch

Weird Force Artifacts That You Really Shouldn't Touch Because They Can and Probably Will Drive You Insane:

Sith swords, or Sith warblades, were melee weapons used by the Sith in the days of the Sith Empire. Do Not Touch These.

All the cool weapon are always sith cursed horrors. -Alpha-17

We could always make our own. -Fordo

Please don't. -Wolffe

A Sith holocron was a device used by Sith to store information. Typically, they required use of the dark side to activate. Do Not Touch These.

I hate these things. If they aren't cursed then they're behind a temple full of horrors. -Faie

Madam Nu appreciates your work. -Dewy

A Sith amulet, sometimes known as a Sith talisman, was a powerful Sith artifact used to amplify the effects of Sith magic. Sith amulets usually resembled jewelry, but not always. Do Not Touch These.

The Jedi say the Force isn't magic and then they say the Sith use magic. What's the truth? -Neyo

I don't think the Jedi are calling it magic, I think that's what the Sith call it. -Gree

This is a Force Disperser. They were Sith devices that could help a Sith Lord conceal his or her presence in the Force. Do No Touch These.

Hey the Chancellor has one of these ugly fuckers in his personal office. -Fox

Excuse me? -Ponds

Com me right now. -Cody

Nah, I got this. -Fox

What do you mean you got this!? -Rex

~¤¬¤~

Cody's pad! He may have dropped it when Fox informed him of the Chancellors tacky office decor.

***Edit* I changed my mind. I want one more chapter after this!***

There's going to be a fic to go with this but because of the tech troubles im having it might be a hot minute before its done and posted.

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[mando-jetiis-blog]

Attachment & Possession 

The Concerning Kind. -Gree

is there a different kind??? -Thire

Some of you, not naming names, have been demanding to know what the Jedi definition of "Attachment" is? Well we managed to corner a few Jedi and it turns out the answer is pretty fucking complicated. 

I can't imagine who's been asking. -Ponds

a true mystery. -Fox

I asked ONCE! -Bly

Getting real defensive there Bly. -Fox

This doesn't really answer the question, we hear you say. Well guess what, the Jedi don't know the answer either. Despite the importance of non-attachment in the Jedi vow, there is disagreement on what that specifically means.

The Jedi cant agree on something?? What a surprise. -Neyo

They're a bunch of academics with laser swords. Every conversation with General Yoda is a philosophical debate. Of course they can't agree on something. -Gree

The Jedi we spoke to all had varying views on how they interpreted this part of their code. General Windu stated that, at this point, he didn't care so long as no one was burning down the galaxy. General Yoda went on a speech about the dangers of the Darkside. General Kenobi stared at us for a solid 3 minutes before sighing and asking if General Yoda had sent us. General Skywalker stated he left his lightsaber in the oven and ran away.

Skywalkers real subtle huh?-Wolffe

Mace is probably hoping his answer gets to Skywalker so that he can win the bet about if Skywalker is married or not. -Ponds

Is he? -Bly

There's no way he isn't married to Senator Amidala. -Rex

Oh he is. Obi-wan has confirmed it. -Cody

The most agreed upon definition is this; The Jedi understand feelings like love to be natural; Jedi are allowed to feel these emotions, but their task is to balance their strong feelings. Meaning they can not love someone possessively. If someone they love is lost to them or dies, they are allowed to mourn but need to let go of that pain in time instead of allowing it to consume them. If they refuse to accept their loss it could lead to them Falling [See Page 13].

I have new concerns about General Skywalkers talk of being able to bring someone back from the dead. -Rex

I think we're all starting to have serious concerns about his talks of necromancy. -Monnk

You think Amidala could talk him into going to see the Temple mind healers? -Cody

In conclusion; The Code permits compassion and love. However unhealthy attachment and possession are dangerous.

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[mando-jetiis-blog]

Help I’m obsessed with the idea of that fanfic trope of Mand’alor Jango being inexplicably fixated on Obi Wan except it’s not actually Jango, it’s time-travelling Cody who stole Jango’s identity in an attempt to fix the galaxy using Mandalore as a power base, and that’s why he is incapable of being normal about Obi Wan, who he believes he betrayed and murdered in another life

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