Can you imagine the crisis of faith that Hob Gadling must’ve had when the reality of his immortality fully sunk in? He’s Catholic; everyone in England in the 1300’s is and even if he’s not fully devout, it’s at least the religion he was raised with, it’s the religion his neighbors and friends practice, it’s deeply rooted in who he is because religion is hard to shake. He definitely thought Dream was the Devil or perhaps even an angel, he probably thought his soul was damned, he might’ve thought he was the second coming of Christ or some kind of prophet of God. And then, once he got over all of that, can you imagine the Catholic guilt ™ that ate at his soul when he realized that he was in love with Dream, who he didn’t fully understand and definitely wasn’t Holy, or maybe he was, but definitely not of the same Divinity that Hob had been raised to worship. Can you imagine his fevered prayers to an Almighty he might not believe in anymore for forgiveness, for absolution for straying so far?
And then, can you imagine a modern-day using that same level of devotion to worship the Lord of Dreams, who has replaced the Lord Almighty in Hob’s mind, in Hob’s prayers, in Hob’s single-minded loyalty
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If the SoC Spin-Off gets greenlit, I will NEVER ask for ANYTHING again in my life. No shows. No food. No tenderness. No water. NOTHING.
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I want to travel to a timeline where st. valentine's day was obliterated from existence...
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thinking about how JATP not only allowed me to “meet” cool people online, but it also brought me closer to my friends irl.
It came out during my first semester back at school while also learning how to juggle socializing with COVID. I was honestly so anxious about it, and so I was looking for a new show to watch and stumbled upon JATP… watched super casually the whole first episode until I saw the Wake Up scene. (little did I know🤧)
I told one of my good friends at the time about it because I knew she’d love the show (and she did) and it gave us a reason to get together, masked up and hang out and watch. and then rewatch. and then go on drives to listen to the soundtrack.
and then we shared it with more of our friends. and then made a power point to show our sorority sisters on Zoom 😂 and literally everyone I’ve shown it to has enjoyed it to some degree. I think that’s one of the reasons I love JATP so much. it brings people joy, and I think everyone deserves a little bit of that.
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this literally never stops being funny like dog they made starship troopers with the Baby's First Satire cranked up to 11 and these people are still fucking dumbfounded that the creators don't share their politics
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guy who's stuck in a timeloop for so long he stops wanting to leave it. guy who started out trying to escape but slowly grew used to and became comforted by the familiarity of the repeating day. guy who is no longer who he was before the timeloop. guy who is offered a way out and violently refuses it because he can't leave, doesn't want to leave. guy who escapes the timeloop by chance or force or accident and doesn't know how to live anymore. guy who keeps going through motions that don't match the situation and keeps having conversations that aren't actually occurring. guy who panics every time he realizes he can't predict the next instant. guy who left the timeloop but still lives with it.
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in a modern AU Link would be Zelda's only friend with a driver's license and their chat history would look like this
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joel with a ponytail ( best kind of joel tbh )
( plus an attempt at drawing him with green skin but idk i don't think im gonna use it )
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People call Heaven Official’s Blessing / TGCF a slow burn but Hua Cheng is literally courting Xie Lian like they are DATING. Slow burn who??? They’re sleeping next to each other on straw mats and Xie Lian’s offering to cook him dinner and they’re bantering across THE HOME THEY SHARE like a bunch of desperate hussys
San Lang LEAVES XL WITH A KEEPSAKE OF THEIR TIME TOGETHER SLOW BURN WHOMST
They have A DATE in HC’s armoury where they HOLD HANDS and XL pets San Lang’s quivering sword I-
Hua Cheng basically throws himself at this man he’s like you want a sword?? All of them ?? You want ALL THE SWORDS?? Fuck it take the whole room THE WHOLE ROOM JUST COME VISIT I WILL CLEAN THEM FOR YOU
Like he isn’t the king of a whole realm with shit to do
And this is just the first half of the first book—again I ask the world SLOW BURN WHOMST
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not to brag but a lady was impressed and cheered up by my own cheerful and pleasant demeanour and was like "whenever im in a bitchy mood, i'll try to remember you and not let it affect other people" and i've been riding on the high that compliment gave me all day
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Guys, its not some fucking “bad luck devil” or whatever. It’s clearly this fucking time gargler or whatever the fuck that’s behind all this nonsense. Aguefort literally lays it out for us that the quangle makes things happen out of order. Things like, say…Zelda and Gorgug being broken up even though we know from the Seven that they’re still together in Junior year, or Aelwyn suddenly moving out and going from a snarky 19 year old whose never had a job or gone to college to a middle school teacher with 5 cats in the course of 3 months, or the sophomore album being 10 months late even though Fig only finished her debut a little over 16 months ago AND they were in the middle of the tour, or Hallariel and Gilear getting engaged after like a year when 3 months ago Gilear wasn’t even allowed to sleep in her bed, and Sklonda defending one of the organizers of this folk festival when the festival hasn’t even happened yet, or Figs birthday suddenly moving from Christmas to July.
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sally jackson is literally the only person ever. she's so amazing. she's perfect. she's so kind it makes people cry. she listens to nirvana. she's beautiful. she fought a bull. she can cook. she's everyone's mother. she's a writer. she sings sad songs and applies them to her life and cries. she killed her abusive ex husband and sold him to get money for an apartment. she used to work at a candy store and bring percy samples of his favourite flavours. she shot a monster with a police gun in the middle of a war. she started making food blue because she's petty and she knew it would piss gabe off. she's an icon. she's the moment. no. 1 milf. no one's doing it like her.
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