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Heterosexual people can be queer
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barks at yll barks at yaall (appreciation barks)
barks back at y’all
(appreciative barks)
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Any two people who first meet and instantly dislike each other but are forced to work together so that they can save the world are going to end up gay for each other. No criticism accepted.
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the ultimate form of ableism
Using crutches is so funny to me because ideally you would be walking around on all fours but society isn’t built like that
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Using crutches is so funny to me because ideally you would be walking around on all fours but society isn’t built like that
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Me being fine after talking about traumatising stuff:
Therapist: oh cool! It seems talking things out works for you
Me being fine after rediscovering trauma:
Therapist: okay this is a bit weird
Me continuing to be fine during every therapy session since the beginning with no large shifts in mood:
Therapist: goddammit you're dissociating aren't you
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do you know... the muffin man?
the muffin man?
THE MUFFIN MAN
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Friend (as we walk into their house): oh you can keep your shoes on don't worry
Me (from an Asian family): haha no
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Post-fall Hannigram needs to be Will running up to Hannibal snapping this photo and then sending it to Jack for no reason but to tease him.
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Like just every year on the anniversary of their fall he gets a post card:
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The year Will sends this Jack retires:
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Do you ever have that longing when all you want is to go home and be hugged by the person who makes it all feel better but then your stomach drops because you realise that you can’t picture where you want to go or who you want to be hugged by??
No? Just me?
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No I didn't stick pins into my arm. I was bitten by a vampire (㇏(•̀ᵥᵥ•́)ノ)
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Had three nightmares in a row last night because my brain hates me 😊
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CHAOS DID YOU GO THROUGH MY ENTIRE BLOG?? O HAVE 59 NOTIFICATIONS AND ALMOST ALL OF THEM ARE YOU /AFFECTIONATE /SILLY
YES I DO THAT SOMETIMES I LOVE YOUR BLOG /GEN
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By the very definition of being disabled, a condition that is debilitating, hindering and DIS-ABLING
Your condition can, will and does stop you from doing things
That doesn't mean you're always entirely incapable, you can still be capable of things
But there's no shame in the cants. Nothing wrong with the can't dos. It's okay to let your disability stop you, that's pretty much the point of calling it a disability, of having one, is that there's some things you can't do.
That's fine.
So next time someone says some shit like "don't let it stop you" or doing something regardless of your condition
Ask them to define the word disability. Or just tell them to go fuck themselves cuz they are not with the spoons you could spend on something better.
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Tagging @momiji-kitsune @lightning-system @essentially-a-worm-on-a-string @midnight-soulless-system @littlest-bugz
No pressure!
Thanks for the tag @thelastplantagenet 😊💚
1. Do this uquiz.
2. Do this picrew.
3. Tag people.
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feel free to play if you’d like :)
@buncha-angry-kids-with-no-money @thatoneandlonelyemo2005 @with-the-words-all-wrong
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system ask game for traumagenic systems <3
I: basics
❤️ - what type of CDD do you have?
🧡 - are you medically recognised/diagnosed? if not, do you plan to? (no judgement either way!)
💛 - if you are comfortable sharing, what is your headcount? do you keep track of it?
💚 - do you have a high or low split tolerance?
💙 - do you switch frequently or do you go longer periods between switching?
💜 - does your system have introjects of any kind?
🩷 - do you have any subsystems?
II: alters
🎥 - who are your frequent fronters?
📼 - do you have any non-human alters? if yes, which species are the majority of them?
🎞️ - do the alters in your system use more medical coined roles or more community coined roles? or both/neither? do you find them useful?
📽️ - are the alters in your system more distinct or less distinct from each other?
📺 - do you make/buy gifts to other alters in the systems?
🎙️ - does the taste in music vary a lot between different alters?
📻 - does your system have any type of in system relationships? (familial, romantic, platonic etc.)
III: switching
☀️ - how much amnesia do you experience?
🌙 - do you experience black out amnesia?
⚡️ - what does switching feel like for you? does it vary between alters?
☄️ - do you experience quick switches or does it take longer to switch usually?
🌈 - do you get frontstuck often? what do you do to try to get ‘un-stuck’?
☁️ - do you ever not notice you’ve switched, and suddenly realise that ‘you haven’t been you’ for a while?
💦 - can you switch ‘on command’ or is that something that is hard for your system? does it depend on the alter?
IV: headspace
🌱 - do you have a headspace? if yes, describe it! if no, do you want one?
🌿 - how easily accessed is your headspace?
☘️ - is there a place in your headspace where dormant alters go?
🌳 - do alters have their own rooms/areas in your headspace?
🌵 - is your headspace big, or smaller? is it complex/less complex?
🍃 - do you have specific alters that cannot access headspace at all?
🪴 - did you have to build your headspace over time, or was it just there?
V: general
🍭 - how did you pick your system name?
🍪 - do you have a collective name/identity/orientation? if yes, how did your system make those decisions?
🍬 - what’s the funniest thing another alter has said to you? (internally or externally communicated)
🍫 - how does your system handle in system disagreements in general?
🧁 - is there anyone specific in your system you don’t get along with?
🍰 - are you ‘out’ as a system to anyone? (online friends/partners etc. count!)
🍦 - how good is your communication with the rest of the system? does it vary much between different alters?
🍡 - are different alters part of different subcultures? which ones? (we are!)
remember that this is just for fun, and if anything feels invasive you do not have to answer the question! feel free to replace any question with a fun fact about your system or anything if you don’t feel like answering something! take care🫶🏻
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