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iputthebomp · 12 hours
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"So what does dating mean for you then?"
For both the good and the bad I hope they're the first people I tell.
I want all the good morning and at least some of the good nights
I want to kiss them because she is fucking cute and they are the prettiest thing I've seen
I want to call them mine I want to be partners in life.
I want to hold their hands the way I'd never hold a friends
Though I suppose it should be said while I don't cuddle with my friends god I love it with them.
I want to take them to a bookstore browsing the shelves and picking things out for each other
I want to find out what she likes to do and maybe take her to the zoo.
I want to be cuddled tangled between them two, discover everything there is to know of their hands
I want to spoil them both give them all the small things
I'd like to cook them dinner sometime sit around, just talk about nothing but life.
I want to make them feel cared for I want to be there for them on the days it's too much I want to be a pillar of strength she can use
I want to make them smile, I want to bring them joy.
I don't know if I've mentioned but fuck I want to hold their hands.
I want her to protect me I want them to help me know I'm worth it I just want to exist, with them, in whatever form that takes.
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iputthebomp · 2 days
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I do think it's pretty funny that fanfic premises based on illegitimate kids as an excuse for crossovers over the years have gone from "Mom character CHEATED on Dad character 😡" to "once upon a time, mommy and daddy had a threesome and now we have YOU!" lmaoooo. People don't want marital discord they just want a third parent
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iputthebomp · 6 days
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Imagine a scenario.
A and B are good friends.
Both of them are crushing HARD on the other.
Therefore, their “friendly outings” become more and more romantic.
On one of these such outings, A is driving B home.
While A focuses on driving, B manages to get their hands on the aux cord.
B, being a romantic person, has only one or two playlists, both filled with romantic songs.
Oh, and let’s not forget that B likes to sing.
So, A grips the steering wheel, trying to focus on the road rather than the stupidly pretty person who happens to be singing ‘Perfect’(Ed Sheeran) right now.
It means nothing. That’s what A tells themselves.
But to B, it means everything. While they aren’t really aware of what they’re doing to A, they are aware that they are singing with their heart, not just their lungs.
They somehow manage to arrive at B’s home without getting into a car crash.
A walks B up to the door.
Both of them are hesitant to part.
Due to the late hours, both of them are feeling a little loopy; a little silly. (I’m sure you know the feeling)
B, in a moment of complete not thinking, kisses A on the cheek, whispers, “love you” then goes into their house.
A is frozen. “What was that?” they think. Mentally cheering but also totally freaking out.
B, only now realizing what they did, is totally mad at themselves. “Why did I do that? I’m an idiot! They’re gonna hate me!” but they’re also a little happy because they finally told A how they felt. (even though it wasn’t a long, extravagant, heart-wrenching, poem.)
B throws open the door, takes one moment to look at A, who is frozen and blushing like mad. 
B  finds themselves stammering, trying to find the words to explain, even take it back. “Listen, A… I-”
A interrupts, looking B in the eyes. “I love you too.”
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you can imagine A and B to be whoever you like!
first writing thing on here, not a fic tho... I could make it one ig...
@iputthebomp @dorkasaurus-club @no-investment-783 look look! I wrote something!
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iputthebomp · 16 days
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@soup--man here is the silly snake man.
TADA first art post :3
my camera is trash :'3
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iputthebomp · 17 days
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my biggest red flag is that im a lesbian who likes boobs and whenever im watching a show with obvious fanservice and all the girls have their massive tits hanging out of their bras being held together by string, my first reaction isnt to go "god im so tired of all this oversexualization of women". i go WOOOOO BOOBIES !!!!!!!!!
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iputthebomp · 2 months
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hey could y'all do me a favour?
Reblog if you're okay with "weird" compliments on your stuff!
things like "biting this" and such
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iputthebomp · 2 months
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Reblog if you think polyamorous people are valid
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iputthebomp · 2 months
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on colors and being different and not being enough for yourself
(please reblog instead of liking)
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iputthebomp · 2 months
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Reblog if you're polyamorous. I'm trying to see something
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iputthebomp · 2 months
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This Blog is Polyamory Positive
If you don't support polyam people GTFO.
Reblog to show support for polyam folks.
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iputthebomp · 2 months
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polyamory so real, rb if you agree
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iputthebomp · 2 months
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Polyamory
Reblog if you’re polyamorous/open to polyamory in the future/in a polycule or open to one/interested in polyamory I want to see how many of us there are
And like if you think polyamory is okay, can be healthy, and doesn’t “go against human nature”
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iputthebomp · 2 months
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I wanna try the notes thing.
If this gets 100 notes by March I will eat more.
If this gets 1000 notes by March I will come out to a friend.
Idk if it will happen anyway lol
I'm tagging them moots, lmk if I shouldn't
@ezraisfallingapart @catinasink @ali-da-demon @eddiethebanished @a-chaotic-business @zombieleon
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Edit: y'all made this too easy. I love you guys @ali-da-demon and @catinasink .
I realised replying to your comments adds to the notes so imma reply after March.
Also, let's try something else.
200 notes by tomorrow and I eat not just 3 meals but have snacks in evenings too.
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Woah this is dam cool thanks y'all
Also, I'm now scared y'all will reach the thousand mark in like 2 days so
2k notes and I come out to that friend (he's kinda shifty)
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10k notes already damn
1k more to go and I will come out to him
also, I could not eat more than 2 rotis today BUT I had like a lot of water, and I had a lot of stuff for snacks
thanks guys
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Roughly 700 notes left. Woah
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200 notes left bfhdhsyegwhdbdndndbfbfbhffn
God damn i may have to actually come out to him
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iputthebomp · 2 months
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i ate nutella straight out of the jar with no utensils i regret nothing other than the fact that this beard is not permanent.
I want to be you when I grow up
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iputthebomp · 2 months
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GET KOSA TRENDING.
STOP SCROLLING NOW!
AS OF FEBRUARY 21ST, 2024, WE GOT FIVE DAYS UNTIL THE DAY OF DECISION OF THE KOSA BILL, WHICH WILL CAUSE MASS CENSORSHIP ROUND THE INTERNET IF PASSED. OR DOOMSDAY. WE NEED EVERYONE TO KNOW ABOUT THIS AND CONTRIBUTE. I'M NOT GIVING UP ON YOU ALL.
WE'RE DOWN TO THE WIRE BUT WE CAN'T GIVE UP YET. IF WE GIVE UP, EVERYTHING IS OVER. IF WE DON'T, AT LEAST WE HAVE A CHANCE.
I'M THE ONE WHO SOUNDED THE ALARM, AND I'M NOT GOING TO CURL UP AND DIE YET.
Reblog this post in every LEGAL way you can under the Tumblr guidelines with the appropriate tags. TELL AND TAG EVERYONE YOU KNOW, then add the tags to see below... and more if you can think of any complying.
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Reblog if you're going to repost this on other sites than Tumblr and spread the word across Twitter, Tik Tok, Pinterest, or elsewhere, alongside the link to badinternetbills.com.
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Reblog if you hate fascism or censorship, and don't want actually serious and helpful conversations censored on the internet.
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We won't let this stand any longer. Let's start a riot and get this trending.
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iputthebomp · 2 months
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Gasp SO EXCITED ABOUT THIS
I’m so proud!! Sobs it’s pretty good so far and I’m excited to see where it goes :DD
Elia Hates Flowers *chapter 1*
this is my first time posting a fic!!! it took... a LOT of courage and stuff for me to post this, and it's not beta read, also this chapter is mostly world-building and establishing elia... but i hope y'all enjoy (plus i have 2 more chapters written and another one brewing HEHE)
Sun&Moon x OC
Chapter one. Well that's rude!
Imagine living most of your later teens living in a basement. Imagine you have a "curse". the hanahaki disease. having to fear your own heart. that was Elia's life.
"Elia!" her mother calls "Breakfast!"
a plate slides down a small ramp on the side of the stairs, installed during her first year of 'safety' as her parents say.
'this is my life.' she thinks to herself as she hauls herself over to the stairs, letting her ankle-length hair flow behind her. 'living in the basement forever so i don't choke on love flowers. not how most spend their life'
every day it was the same thing. every day for over 4 years she has the same routine. wake up, breakfast, work out, shower, lunch, study whatever knowledge she can get her hands on, dinner, sleep. every day the same boring story.
but today there was a candle in her pancakes. and an envelope on her platter. she tilts her head like a confused puppy.
"that's... odd." she says softly, grabbing the envelope and opening it to see a job description, a key, and a letter from her mother that is covered with little doodles of small light-blue flowers
Dear Elia, As you probably have realized, today is your 18th birthday, and your father and I have decided you are old enough to fly the nest, and thrive on your own. we have taken the liberty of getting you a job and an apartment. you have until noon to pack, and get your stuff in my car, and I'll drive you to your new home. the key in in the envelope. love, Mom
Elia blinks.
"what?" she seethes "they're kicking me out? and she even had the gall to draw the very same thing that keeps her trapped. those blue flowers.
"we're not joking, get packing~" her mother calls
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a few hours later she's unpacked her few items into her small apartment. the apartment has three rooms, the living room/kitchen/laundry room, bathroom, and her bedroom. all the walls were lavender, and the fridge was entirely empty.
'at least i have work tomorrow.' she thinks with a sigh as she decides to go to bed early.
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