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Turian Questions Humanity pt. 2

Garrus: Alright Shepard, I gotta ask: What's that? Shepard: What do you mean? Garrus: That giant metal tube you're always carrying Shepard: Oh. My water bottle Garrus: Shepard: Garrus: Shepard: ...What? Garrus: I've never seen you use it Garrus: Is that why Chakwas and Mordin keep pulling you aside for "talks"? Shepard: No! Of course not! Garrus: Shepard: ...They also give me lectures about my sleep schedule Garrus: Alright maybe let's start using the metal tube

#turian #human #turian x human #garrus vakarian #garrus x femshep #shakarian #mass effect #bioware #scifi #incorrect quotes #incorrect mass effect quotes #alien x human #funny

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Love letters from Stolitz Week Blitz is not much talkative xd

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i love you star trek,,, i love you muppets,,, i love you star trek muppets

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I actually put together a lil pitch to distill the vibes, so here we go:

In 26 days, my debut novel Daughter of Or releases! 

For comps, it's a #DarkFantasy/#Horror Fantasy retelling of #Cinderella and #Dracula set in the #CrimsonPeak castle. It's about love, monsters, and women empowerment.

Pre-orders available NOW 

I guess I wrote a whole book?

If you'd like a crossover of Crimson Peak, Cinderella, Twilight, and Dracula (that's also gay and says fuck you to the patriarchy) you might like my horror fantasy book, Daughter of Or!

Pre-orders are up now, but the ebook and paperback both officially release on May 26th (the same date as Dracula).

#booktok #books #writing #author #daughter of or #horror #fantasy #dark fantasy #lovers to enemies #dracula #cinderella #retelling #vampires #gothic horror #crimson peak #twilight #queer #writer #sapphic #carmilla #bram stoker #romance #bipolar representation #mental health representation #cinderella x dracula #dracula's castle #alternate history #historical fantasy #mythology #hungary

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every gay friend group has: the repressed academic, the ska loving "brawn", the formerly mean girl psychic, the match making anime fan, the astrology lover, the lesbian butcher/reluctant big sister, the sexy cat with nine lives, the walrus who runs a magic shop and the local witch who wants to kill everyone

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y'all have seen this right? this is required viewing for followers of my blog. i watched this video at 14 and immediately became a faggot. but i didn't have the words for it yet so my egg didn't crack for another 6 years.

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In 27 days, my debut novel Daughter of Or releases! 

For comps, it's a #DarkFantasy/#Horror Fantasy lovers to enemies retelling of #Cinderella and #Dracula set in the #CrimsonPeak castle. It's about love, monsters, and women empowerment.

Pre-orders available NOW 

#so sorry I'm going to be annoying about this #appreciate the patience #daughter of or #horror #fantasy #dark fantasy #booktok #books #writing #vampires #dracula #cinderella #crimson peak #'castle #gothic horror #monsters #mythology #hungary #historical fantasy #lovers to enemies #enemies to lovers #sapphic #queer

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TLDR of the first quarter of Dracula...

Johnathan Harker: This Dracula guy is rich and cool and a little bit hot, so those villagers must just be weird and jealous. I should totally go home with him Harker, after he meets the brides in his castle: NOPE THIS IS WEIRD THIS IS WEIRD GOTTA GO—

#Dracula #Incorrect dracula quotes #gay harker #hay johnathan harker #dracul x johnathan harker #dracula's brides #dracula's castle #bram stoker #bram stocker's dracula #vampires #incorrect quotes #queer #gay vampires

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I must gravely inform myself and the room that in real life I'd be a...

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Solasmancer

In-game I'm so Cullen or Cassandra or Iron Bull but oh boy, I have a *problem* for smart, aloof men with slightly dented moral codes. And then I'd be real cranky when I learned his was more than slightly dented -_-

The DAO/DA2 poll can be found clicking here!

I'd be interested to hear if they're the same person as your inky romances or not if you'd like to share!

#dragon age inquisition #dai #dragon age #solas #dreadwolf #fenharel #solasmancer #romance #da #video games #video game boyfriend #elves #fictional boyfriend #bioware

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I guess I wrote a whole book?

If you'd like a crossover of Crimson Peak, Cinderella, Twilight, and Dracula (that's also gay and says fuck you to the patriarchy) you might like my horror fantasy book, Daughter of Or!

Pre-orders are up now, but the ebook and paperback both officially release on May 26th (the same date as Dracula).

#books #booktok #writing #author #writer #horror #fantasy #dark fantasy #crimson peak #queer #sapphic #vampires #carmilla #twilight #cinderella #dracula #retelling #mythology #bram stoker #romance #revenge #lovers to enemies #bipolar representation #mental health representation #cinderella x dracula #gothic horror #dracula's castle #hungary #alternate history #historical fantasy

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Claudia: Where's Lestat? Loius: Upstairs on the hotel balcony throwing a melodramatic fit about a fight we just had Lestat, wailing into the midnight sky before letting his body tumble two stories down into the street, making the humans skitter terrified around his splatted (for now) body: Loius: See? Loius: He'll be back up when the crowd disperses. Wanna go to the theater? Claudia: I was just going to ask you that

#tw: sui mention #lestat x louis #lestat de lioncourt #louis de pointe du lac #claudia iwtv #iwtv #interview with the vampire #vampires #petty vampire fights must be so dramatic huh #amc iwtv #amc interview with the vampire #incorrect iwtv quotes #incorrect quotes #vampire romance

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do androids dream of electric sheep...?

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Star Trek characters who would listen to as much Chappell Roan as I do (and what song would be their favorite):

Julian Bashir- Casual (ugly crying every night bb)

William Riker- Super Graphic Ultra Modern Girl

James T Kirk- Pink Pony Club

Johnathan Archer- My Kink is Karma (and he'd absolutely be a bitch if anyone found about it, too)

Christine Chapel- Red Wine Supernova

Jadzia Dax- HOT TO GO! (but Good Luck, Babe! in private)

#star trek #trek #trek characters #ds9 #tng #tos #star trek snw #star trek enterprise #chappell roan #gay music #queer #wlw #music #st

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Star Trek: The Original Series main cast by Frank Kelly Freas.

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Just some queer disabled writing thoughts

I love queer-focused stories. I love coming outs and gay pining and identity uncertainty. 

I love disability stories, where people get diagnosed, get help, find themselves. 

However, I am tired that they are so often the only stories queer, disabled characters get. Their journey, their narrative arc, is their queerness or their disability. And while we need those stories, we also need stories where their queerness and disability are completely, entirely incidental to the narrative journey they’re on. A factor, sure, but not the whole story. 

Not to make it about myself, but make it about myself. For example, this is why, when outlining my story with an autistic heroine, I agonized over her ability. My first instinct was to do the lazy thing: give her heightened senses because of her autistic sensory issues. But quicky I hated that. I hated contorting her disability into a superpower when her disability didn’t make her magical. Her magical powers happened elsewhere, and it felt cheap to act like autism made her a hero. Her autism makes her human while her traumatic transformation complicates it. So, I made her power invisibility. A person comfortable with making themselves as small and unseen as possible. It has some ties to her autistic identity, but also just being a traumatized teen with a superpower like no one else she knows. People love to give her attention but she just wants normalcy. 

And her story? About figuring out who her family is while trying to hunt down the family she lost. Her autism plays a role, but it isn’t her only story. 

It’s just exhausting to feel like so many stories end at diagnosis and disability. Real people with those things keep going. They struggle, survive, suffer, fall in love, marry, have kids, advance their careers, break hearts... they are dynamic people with so much life in them than just their labels. Those labels are so important to parsing their identity, and its why those kinds of identity stories are so important. But it isn’t all the stories queer disabled people can tell.

As a kid, I didn’t want my identity story. I needed it when I was a teen, but before I knew who I was, it wasn’t what I wanted. I wanted stories where people that felt like me, looked like me, were heroes fighting dragons and going on grand adventures and being heroes and villains and complicated, loved people. They are queer and disabled and those things are features, but not the main story. There’s so much more space in the world for more than that.

And that’s what I’ll write, because those stories are important, too. 

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Garrus: Shepard, I have a question Shepard: Ask away Garrus: I will warn that it does feel... strange Shepard: Just fucking ask, bud Garrus: Remember when we were walking through Chora's Den and asking those dancers about that merc we were after? Shepard: ...Yes? Garrus: Well when I got back to my bunk that night I found a note in my armor with information on how to contact her Shepard: So what, she has more answers for us? We should call her. Garrus: Shut up, I'm not finished. After her information, she wrote, "call me at night and read me the phone book, baby" Shepard: Garrus: Shepard: Garrus: What the fuck does that mean? Shepard:...You should read me the phone book one night and we'll find out Garrus: Shepard this isn't funny Shepard: Kinda funny Garrus: What is a phone book? Why would I read it? Shepard, giggling too hard: Garrus: Shepard! I'm serious! Shepard, struggling to breathe: I bet the food deliveries section would get particularly spicy Garrus: You know what, fuck you Shepard: I'm sure that's something the dancer would love to hear that Garrus: Shepard: Garrus: She was hitting on me Shepard: Yes. Yes she was

#And then of course he read Shepard the phone book #shepard #garrus' #shakarian #garrus x shepard #femshep #awkward garrus #garrus vakarian #mass effect #bioware #video games #incorrect mass effect quotes #incorrect quotes

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woops I wrote so many queers being incorrect that I wrote my own book 0_0

#author #writing #books' #queer #lgtbqia+ #queer books #vampires #horror #fantasy #wlw #cinderella retelling #dracula retelling #hungarian mythology #dark fantasy #dark royalty core #its inspired by dracula and twilight and underworld rise of the lycans and amnesia and the amazing devil and crimson peak and