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MAMA!!

I'm so nervous for the MAMA 2016 but at the same time excited as hell!!! I really hope BTS will win another daeseng and if it's not I still think that they will own the stage bc cmon all their performances are lit af and everyone being like shook don't lie to yourself

#mama 2016 #mama awards #BTS #bangtan sonyeondan #daeseng #hope for another daeseng #Namjoon #kim seokjin #min yoongi #suga #Hoseok #jhope #park jimin #taehyung #v #jungkook #BTS daeseng #I'm excited #help me #army

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EACH GROUP DESERVES THE BEST.

Ok listen. Stop complaining for the BTS daeseng. As a person an not as a fan, I can totally say that they deserve that award. We all know that exo's album is seller than bts, we also know that exo are popular than bts. But if they won the album of the year, there will be probably a reason. As you know, we were all shook, specially BTS. We never thought that they would won that award because we already know the score in the digital chart. BUT IF THEY WON THERES A REASON. Young forever is a repackage album where 11/12 songs are composed by them and produced by two of the members. Is that too hard for you to admit that BTS has seriously the qualifications and the talents for winning a daeseng? Before enjoying kpop, the first time I watched exo and BTS I liked them both, I personally though as a non kpopper how talented they are. Now, I want to ask to exo-ls, why can't you be like your idol? I knew that chanyeol said that BTS showed their talent, I knew that exo enjoyed bts performance. Like, cmon, each group deserves what they achieved. Stop making drama, stop putting a dark shadows on your own fandoms because sometimes, you have to admit, you have to accept the reality and I could totally tell you that me neither I excepted the album of the year, maybe the artist of the year because they achieved a lot, but at the end I realized that BTS really deserve that daeseng. Can you just be mature, congrats for the other idols achievements and specially SHOW RESPECT?

#melon music awards #BTS #exo #daeseng #BTS won daeseng #album of the year #stop drama #stop complaining #stop fighting #army #exo-l #why r u all so salty #BTS deserve #exo deserve #both have talent #awards #Kpop #digital chart #multifandom #twice #blackpink #seventeen #ikon #got7 #respect them all #be human #respect #achievements #goals #forever young

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jungkook wikihow:

how to respect my hyungs lol

#probably jungkook #jeon jungkook #this kid #lmao #BTS #bangtan sonyeondan #wikihow #hyungs #Kpop #army #bighit #park jimin #min yoongi #taehyung #Namjoon #Seokjin

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The meaning of this song is wonderful, it gets me speechless. BTS are so nice and gentle, they deserve all the love of the world.

#bts #bangtan #bangtan sonyeondan #wings #2! 3! #hoping for better days #fans and idols #Kpop #love and support each other #I'm crying #jungkook #park jimin #Kim taehyung #Kim Namjoon #rap monster #Kim Seokjin #min Yoongi #suga #Hoseok #jikook #vkook #yoonmin #yonseok #namjin #vmin #meaning of the song #Korea #lyrics BTS #3rd muster #army

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HIII GUYS I'M BACK

It passed like a year since I didn't post anything about dylmas/newtmas or Jaspar, my two fav otp. I missed you so much, and I really missed editing. Don't know if you still remember me lol Many things are happened, like now I'm so into Kpop someone help me. I discovered this band called BTS and they're so freaking good, they are totally LIT

#i'm back #dylmas #newtmas #dylvmas #jaspar #Dylan o'brien #Thomas sangster #Caspar lee #Joe sugg #Kpop #BTS #I discovered kpop #BTS are lit #someone help me

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if you’re struggling for AU ideas take a look-see at this list i wrote for my friend who dubbed it “better than the 10 commandments" 

1)     Coffee shop AU

i)       Barista and person who has a ridiculous coffee order

ii)      I’m worried about your coffee dependency

iii)     you accidentally poured boiling hot coffee over me so you’re responsible for taking me to A&E

iv)     you give me a different fake name every time you come into starbucks and I just want to know your real name bc ur cute but here I am scrawling “batman” onto your stupid cappuccino

2)      Flower shop AU

i)       You buy a weird amount of flowers and I’m concerned as to why

ii)      I’m allergic to flowers but I work in a flower shop – you’re a customer who’s very confused as to why I’d do that

iii)     (this is also a good way to incorporate flower meanings eg, buying certain colours/types for person to represent feelings etc.)

3)      Library AU

i)       You’re overdue on this book and I want it so I’m tracking u the fuck down

ii)      I work in the library and I’m a little concerned for your health bc you never stop studying

iii)     The library’s pretty empty save for you and me and OH that couple making out loudly in the shelves somewhere

4)      Awful first time meeting

i)       I accidentally punched you in the face when I was too overexcited about something

ii)      I thought you were my friend who’s just done something awful to me (read: cut my hair while I slept, dyed all of my clothes pink, etc. etc.) because you look similar from behind so I stormed up to you and shoved you from behind while calling you an asshole

iii)     You get the gist to this one

iv)     Oooh when you told me your name I thought you were joking because it’s fucking awful and I made a joke about it and things got awkward real fucking fast (perfect for a Hannibal ((or Merlin)) au just saying)

5)      Weird places to meet/awkward meetings in general

i)       We live in the same block of flats but haven’t ever talked and Sunday morning we were both doing the walk of shame and had to stand in the lift together

ii)      “okay I know that being in the woods at 2am is a weird thing to be doing but my friend called me and- wait, why are you in the woods at 2am, fuck I’m going to die aren’t I?”

iii)     A personal favourite of mine – first day at a new job and oh fuck my boss is the person I drunkenly hooked up with last weekend/night

iv)     We keep accidentally running into each other I’m not a stalker I swear

v)      You live across from me in our apartments and we smile when we see each other but we don’t really know each other and oh you’re the stripper at my friend’s stag do/hen night fuck this is really uncomfortable

vi)     “My shower’s broken but I’ve got a date tonight could I possibly use your shower please?” “Oh sure (neighbour that I’ve been crushing on for the past six months) of course you can use my shower to get ready for your date (fuck fuck fuck)”

6)      Friends to romance – pining and all that wonderful shit

i)       You’ve got a date tonight and you asked for advice on what to wear but I’m so in love with you and damn you look good in the outfit I picked out for you

ii)      I really like you but you’re my best friend’s ex

iii)     You’ve liked me for ages and were really obvious about it and I didn’t like all the attention but now you’re over me I really miss it and fuck I think I like you too?

iv)     Somewhere along the way of getting into bar fights together, staying up all night with movie marathons, other friendship things, I’ve fallen in love with you but oh my god this could ruin EVERYTHING

v)      Friends with benefits oh wait I like you

7)      FAKE DATING HOLY SHIT I LIVE FOR THIS

i)       It’s my highschool reunion and I need a hot date so I can rub it in the faces of the people who hated me

ii)      My homophobic parents are coming to visit will you pretend to date me as an extra “fuck you”?

iii)     There’s a person who won’t stop bugging me will you pretend to be my partner so that they’ll fuck off?

iv)     I told my sister I have a boyfriend so she’d stop trying to set me up with people but now she’s coming to visit and I’m in too deep I need a fake boyf ASAP

8)      Soulmate aus

i)       The first words your true love(s) will say to you are tattooed on you and why the fuck are their first words something really ridiculous like ‘I’ll pay you a tenner to punch me in the face’ or ‘quick what’s your favourite animal’ or ‘fucking shit hell holy fuck wow oh my god jesus h Christ fuck me’ etc. or even worse a really ridiculous song lyric like  the opening lines of uptown funk or a high school musical song or smthing did you have to serenade me the first time you saw me asshole?

ii)      You get an ‘impression’ of your soulmate when you turn 18 or something but all I got was a strong smell of bananas or an overwhelming feeling that Thatcher was a good prime minister or an image in my mind of a fucking unicorn

iii)     The more ridiculous the better actually

iv)     Something like whenever your soulmate sings a duet you can’t help but join in and my fucking soulmate is in a goddamn band but I can’t sing for shit

v)      Or maybe something like soulmates always sneeze at the same time and I cant be sure but me and this kid in my French class just sneezed at the same time are we soulmates or was it a coincidence (proceed w character trying to make themselves sneeze around said person to see what’s what)

9)      Alternate universes for real

i)       Mermaids

ii)      Siren and asexual pirate who doesn’t understand why all his crew are losing their shit that person has a nice voice sure but what the fuck is happening

iii)     Hogwarts

iv)     We live in a world where the greek gods are real and you went and got yourself cursed and now I have to go on a fucking quest to sort this shit out why do I love you again?

v)      Pacific rim au (either they’re drift compatible or one of them is a ranger and the other stresses constantly bc what if they die yes I have read a fic like this no I didn’t come up with this one but it’s fucking good) (also if you haven’t seen that film go watch it now)

vi)     Literally any movie or book universe you like tbh just go for it

10)   Other aus that I like

i)       I wanted to go on the ferris wheel but there has to be two people to a cart come on random person let’s go oh wait are we stuck at the top? Fuck

ii)      We work in the same office and you have a goddamn squeaky chair and you wONT FUCKING STOP SQUEAKING IT BECAUSE YOU KNOW IT ANNOYS ME

iii)     Our mutual friend set us up on a blind date and I thought I’d hate it but you’re actually… kind of funny? But because I expected to hate it in no way am I going to let you change my mind just because you’re gorgeous and funny and intelligent oh no my friend is not winning this

iv)     It started to snow and I’m the only one of our friends who would go outside with you – I soon found out why none of the others would go out in the snow with you (this works best if they’re new friends who don’t know each other all that well) when you shoved a handful of snow down my back and declared snow war

v)      It’s nowhere near Christmas it’s literally still November would you calm down about Christmas wait no why are you getting the tree out no stop please stop (if you do this pre-relationship you can have the grouchy one secretly finding the other’s excitement endearing and falling in love with them actually that works for established relationship too)

vi)     Current partner got a new job in America (or other country far away) and we’re getting by on skype calls and emails but it’s not easy and then I met someone new (can be poly or can be finding the OTP person)

vii)   You want us both to get in shape and I hate working out/running but your ass looks really good in shorts oh the things I do for my friends and their nice asses

viii)  Carrying on from 10.vii. you’ve caught me checking you out in what I thought was a subtle way too many times and now you’re calling me out on it what do I do???

ix)     You’re an actor/other famous person that I really admire and I just saw you in the street and as I was debating whether or not to say hi you came up to me and started flirting what do I do??

x)      You were waving at your friend behind me but I got confused and waved back at you and now I’m dying of embarrassment but you think it’s cute

xi)     I sat down in the wrong class and I’m panicking but don’t want to get up and leave because the class has started and you think it’s hilarious and shut up you dumb fuck you don’t know me aahhh

xii)   I’m a waiter at this wedding and you’re a drunk guest who will not stop hitting on me please I’m trying to work no I can’t dance with you omg let me find you some water

xiii)  Our best friends are that awful ‘cute’ couple that make-out in public and call each other “sweetie” and “sugar” and “babe” and god they’re awful let’s talk about how awful they are – develops into “shit we’re the awful couple now”

xiv)  You pissed me off in class so I threw a book at your head and now I’m in detention and jesus fuck I hate you so much and the teacher made me apologise and wait you’re cuter up close and the way you talk is kind of nice actually oh fuck no

Okay I could go on forever but this is over 1,500 words of auing already I have too many ideas christ

send me some to @theskyis-forever

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jaspar shooting a video

Joe: welcome guys to my n..

Caspar:

Joe:

Caspar:

Joe: caspar! Don't get so close

Caspar:

Joe:

Will: oH C'MON GUYS THIS IS THE 4TH TIME WE SHOOT THIS VIDEO CLIP AND I HAVE TO DELETED IT AGAIN. CASPAR CAN YOU PLEASE DON'T ACCIDENTALLY FALL INTO JOE'S LIPS?!

#caspar lee #Joe sugg #caspar and joe #jaspar #YouTube #youtubers #zoella #troye sivan #connor franta #tyler okaley #dan and phil #shooting video #will

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When Caspar wants to hear Joe sing

Caspar: can you sing this song? I can't quite remember how it goes

Joe: *sings the chorus part*

Caspar: no, no... The whole thing

Joe: *sings the whole song*

Caspar: sing it again?

Joe: Caspar

Caspar: Joe

Joe: Caspar

Caspar: Joe

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Happy late new year with dylmas guys!

Ki hong: what's wrong brò?

Thomas: I just wish he was here with us to celebrate the new year

Ki hong: [creepy smile]

Thomas: what

Ki hong:

Thomas: wtf ki hong

Dylan: [whispers in Thomas ear] turn around and your dream came true

#dylmas #dylan o'brien #thomas sangster #ki hong lee #ship #otp #happy new year #2016 #with dylmas #dylmas imagine

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Hey, you! If you're unhappy...

You are incredible, you are beautiful, fantastic, wonderful. I couldn’t say perfect because I know, nobody’s perfect, but you, yes you, you are the best person I’ve ever seen and you have to be proud of yourself and bless for everything you have. If you’re not happy, think that someone in the world loves you, for example me! Hope this makes you smile again.

#hey you #you are perfect #you are beautiful #you're not alone #i love you #be proud of you #hope this makes you smile #girls problems #attitude

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Me and family tomorrow at Christmas party.

My uncle: and your boyfriend? 😏

Me: what

My grandma: c'mon we all know 😏

Me: but what

My cousin: who's the lucky boy?

Me: ahhhh

Me: i don't like penies so I don't like boys. I prefer girls and I have a girlfriend, not a boyfriend. She's really cute and hot and I'm very lucky. 😊

My whole family: *silence*

Me: so,,,,,

#story of my life #merry christmas #I'm lesbian #don't really like penies #I like girls #not boys #she likes girls #Ops #my family #Christmas party #hello it's me #lesbian #gay #my girlfriend #in love

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...story of dylmas

Dylan: hello

Thomas: what

Dylan: it's me

Thomas: oh my gosh -_-

Dylan: what do you mean?

Thomas: I'm done. Bye.

Dylan:

Thomas:

Dylan: is it too late now to say sorry?

Thomas: STOP

Dylan: maybe you should go and love yourself 😒

Thomas: never mind I'll find someone like you

Dylan: *sad*

#dylan o'brien #thomas sangster #dylmas #I'm crying #so funny #help me #hello #hello it's me #Adele #what do you mean #sorry #love yourself #justin bieber #someone like you #imagine #story of dylmas #newtmas

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What if / just edit! / Thomas talking about dylmas.

#Thomas sangster #dylan o'brien #dylmas #dylmas shipper #you're welcome #interview #Thomas sangster interview #what if #just an edit #don't worry guys #aww that's cute #love dylmas

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Tw + Newt from maze runner.

#stiles is so jealous #stiles loves Newt #lydia and stiles are best friends #stiles wanna kill Theo #stiles stilinski #lydia martin #Allison argent #Newt #newtmas #teen wolf #maze runner #theo raeken #dylan o'brien #thomas sangster #dylmas #holland roden #crystal reed #cody Christian #my edit #AU #stiles x Newt #otp gay #ship gay #what if

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Thomas trying to sabotage Dylan and Rosa kiss scene

Thomas: but guys c'mon!

Thomas: srsly guys!

Thomas: I promise, I won't do anything anymore!

Thomas: open the door please!

Thomas: it was necessary lock the door?!

Wes: ok guys, let's start to do AGAIN the scene of Dylan and Rosa kiss for the 7th times! ...and ACT...

Thomas: *6th TIMES!

Wes: FOR THE SAKE SHUT UP THOMAS! NOW ACTION!

#LMAO #Thomas sangster #dylan o'brien #dylmas #rosa salazar #Wes Ball #tst #tst set #the scorch trials #gag reel #imagine #Thomas trying to sabotage #dylan and Rosa kiss #kiss scene #epic lol

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But imagine if...

Thomas: [calling Dylan]

Dylan: hey Tommy!

Thomas: [jumping around the set] hey dylaaaaaaan

Dylan: what are you calling for?

Thomas: [touching Star Wars stuff] gUESS WHAT

Dylan: uhm...Idk, are you coming here to teen wolf set to see me?

Thomas: [staring Star Wars cast with a creepy smile] NO BETTER, I'M PLAYING A MINOR ROLE ON STAR WARS OMFG

Dylan: wait what

Thomas: [over fanboying] YES WHAT

Dylan: so dO YOU THINK THAT PLAYING A MINOR ROLE ON STAR WARS IS BETTER THAN COMING HERE TO TEEN WOLF SET TO SEE ME?!

Thomas:....I guess

Thomas: dylan

Thomas: ehy

Thomas: wtf

Phone: *duh duh duh duh duh*

#imagine if #dylmas #dylan o'brien #thomas sangster #i'm laughing #star wars #teen wolf #lmao

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When I saw Thomas in Star Wars

[Thomas Sangster apparence in Star Wars]

Me: is that Thomas? Or it's just me?

Mum:

Me: omg mommy call a doctor

Mum: why? Are you ok?

Me: i'm so obsessed with Thomas that I see him everywhere and everytime

Mum: ok, I'll call the doctor later

Mum: anyway it was really thomas sangster

Me: FUCK

#Thomas sangster is an obsessed #someone help me pls #my mum will call a doctor #lmao #Thomas sangster #star wars #I really need some help #story of my life #Thomas sangster in Star wars