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#zeke jeager headcannons
littlelalaland · 6 months
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For anyone interested in me making Headcannons, here are the characters I am willing to do them for.
I do Creepypasta, The Legend Of Zelda, Attack On Titan, Demon slayer, Hunter X Hunter, and Mortal Kombat.
Creepypasta:
Male->
- Laughing Jack
- Eyeless Jack
- Jason the Toymaker
- BEN Drowned/ Benjamin Lawman
- Nathan the Nobody
- Jeff the Killer/ Jeffrey Woods
- Liu Woods/ Homicidal Liu/ Sully
- Bloody Painter/ Helen Otis
- Masky/ Tim Wright
- Hoodie/ Brian Thomas
- Ticci Toby/ Tobias Erin Rodgers
- Zalgo
- Slenderman
- Splendorman
- Trenderman
- Offenderman
- Kagekao
- Herobrine
- Surrenderman
- Hobo Heart
- Candypop
- Black Eyed Children
- Glitchy Red
- Scissormouth
- Smiling man
- X Virus
- Dr. Smiley
- Puppeteer
- Will Grossman
- Lost Silver
Female->
- Jane Everlasting
- Nina the Killer
- Lulu
- Sally Williams
- Lazari Swann
- Nurse Ann
- Judge Angel/ Dina
- Kate The Chaser
- Clockwork
- Zero
- Stripes
- Suicide Sadie
- Sadiya
- Kris Nelar
- Mary Vaughn
- Hachisukasama
- Laughing Jill
- Rouge
Monster->
- Rake
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- Seed Eater
- Mr. Widemouth
- Grinny Cat
- Glitchy Red
- Sonic.EXE
- Skin Taker
- SCP 173
- Red
- Pinkemania
- Momo
- Teki Teki
- Tails Doll
Legends Of Zelda:
Male->
- Link (Any)
- King Rauru (Totk)
- Ganondorf/ Ganon
- Robbie
- Master Kohga
- Sidon
- Deku Tree
- Tulin
- Teba
- King Dorephan
- Yunobo
- Beedle
- Sheik?
- Shad
- Colin
- Dark Link
- Shadow Link
- Ghirahim
- Happy Mask Salesman
- Revali
- Tael
- Zant
Female->
- Zelda (Any)
- Princess Midna
- Princess Mipha
- Queen Sonia
- Purah
- Yona
- Mineru
- Impa
- Paya
- Riju
- Buliara
- Navi
- Great Fairies
- Nabooru
- Princess Ruto
- Saria
- Tatl
-Urbosa
Animal/ Beasts:
- Chickens
- Epona
- Bokoblins
- Keese
- Horoblins
- Lizalfo
- Hestu
- Korok
- Demise
- Skull Kid
Attack On Titan:
Male->
- Levi Ackerman
- Connie Springer
- Eren Jeager
- Armin Arlert
- Grisha Jeager
- Zeke Jeager
- Porco Galiard
- Falco Grice
- Bertholdt Hoover
- Reiner Braustess
- Erwin Smith
- Marco Bodt
- Moblit
- Farlan
- Kenny Ackerman
- Kitz
- Dot Pyxis
- Hannes
- Keith Shadis
- King Fritz
- Nicolo
- Jean Kirschtein
- Onyankopon
- Floch Forster
Female->
- Mikasa Ackerman
- Yelena
- Sasha Braus
- Ymir (both)
- Petra
- Dina Fritz
- Hange Zoë
- Isabel
- Zofia
- Kiyomi Azumabito
- Carla Jeager
- Kuchel Ackerman
- Annie Leonheart
- Pieck Finger
Demon Slayer:
Male->
- Tanjiro Kamado
- Inosuke Hashibira
- Zenitsu Agatsuma
- Tengen Uzui
- Sanemi Shinuzugawa
- Giyu Tomioka
- Kagaya
- Obanai Iguro
- Gyomei
- Kyojuro Rengoku
- Muichiro Tokito
- Urokodaki
- Genya Shinuzugawa
- Yushiro
- Muzan Kibutsuji
- Rui
- Kokushibo
- Senjuro Rengoku
- Tanjuro Kamado
- Tecchin Tecchikawahara
- Kotetsu
- Hotaru Haganezuka
- Yoriichi
- Douma
- Akaza
- Hantengu
- Gyokko
- Gyutaro
- Daki
- Enmu
Female->
- Kanae Kocho
- Mitsuri Kanroji
- Amane
- Shinobu Kocho
- Kanao Tsuyuri
- Aoi Kanzaki
- Sumi Nakahara
- Kiyo Terauchi
- Naho Takada
- Nezuko Kamado
- Lady Tamayo
- Spider demon Mother
- Spider Demon Daughter
- Biwa lady/ Nakime
- Hinatsuru
- Makio
- Suma
Hunter x Hunter:
Male:
- Gon Freecs
- Killua Zoldyck
- Milluki Zoldyck
- Master Wing
- Zushi
- Isaac Netero
- Pariston Hill
- Ging Freecs
- Morel
- Hisoka Morrow
- Illumi Zoldyck
- Hanzo
- Kite
- Knov
- Shalnark
- Geretta
- Tonpa
- Zeno Zoldyck
- Silva Zoldyck
- Gotoh
- Kiriko
- Mike???
- Chrollo Lucilfer
- Kastro
- Feitan
- Phinks
- Franklin
- Bonolenov
- Omokage
- Uvogin
- Kortopi
- Razor
- Bloster
- Pokkle
- Meruem
- Shaiapouf
- Menthuthuyoupi
- Meleoron
- Welfin
- Cheetu
- Leol
- Zazan
- Koala
- Flutter
- Rammot
- Ikalgo
- Knuckle
- Shoot
Female:
- Alluka/ Nanika Zoldyck
- Biscut Krueger
- Neferpitou
- Cheadle Yorkshire
- Melody
- Palm Siberia
- Anita
- Ponzu
- Aunt Mito
- Kikyo Zoldyck
- Kalluto Zoldyck
- Amane
- Canary
- Tsubone
- Machi
- Shizuku
- Pakunoda
- Neon Nostrade
- Reina/ Shidore
- Komugi
- Hina
Mortal Kombat:
Male-
- Kung Lao
- Kenshi Takahashi
- Liu Kang
- Johnny Cage
- Bi-han
- Kuai Liang
- Raiden
- Rain
- Kano
- Smoke
- Shang Tsung
-Reptile
- Geras
- Jax
Female-
- Mileena
- Kitana
- Sindel
- Tanya
- Sonya Blade
- Cassie Cage
- Ashrah
- D'vorah
- Nitara
And these are whom I'm willing to make headcannons of. If you request any of these characters and I will happily make a headcannon of them as you request.
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wall-maria-fritz · 2 years
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Omg, I loved your Big Blonde Headcanons, and was wondering if I could get some general headcanons for Zeke Jaeger too 🥰
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Random Zeke Jaeger Headcannons
I'm glad you enjoyed the Big Blonde Boys! And I'm sooooooo glad you asked for Zeke! I have a weird fascination over this asshole asdfghjkl
Big Blonde Boys (Erwin, Miche, and Reiner Headcannons)
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Zeke Jaeger
· Zeke has always been one of those boys in school that seemingly every girl has a crush on, yet won’t seem to date any of them. Or anyone, for that matter.
· His grandparents are secretly waiting for Zeke to finally find a wife and get married.
· He would never admit it, but Zeke unironically enjoys pumpkin spice latte.
· The War Chief is clearly as brilliant as can be, and his love for reading shows that. His favorite author is known to be Leo Tolstoy, having already read War and Peace and Anna Karenina several times now. I won’t be surprised if he was reading Tolstoy when he attacked Levi in the Forest of Giants Trees.
· Remember that stuffed monkey he used to play with? Zeke named that monkey “Wild Thing!” This was because his favorite book as child was Where the Wild Things Are by Maurice Sendak.
· Growing up, Zeke has always wished he had a baby sibling.
· He’s tried to learn how to play the violin at the insistence of his grandmother as a kid. But Zeke wasn’t very patient with learning the skill, and so never got past the basics.
· He secretly gets a kick out of reading all the hogwash and conspiracy theories the Marleyan tabloids would write about him and the Marleyan Military’s leadership.
· In fact, the tabloids are weirdly over-interested in Zeke Jaeger’s love life. Nearly every week, there’s new gossip over a new “Jaeger Girl.” Many speculations have been made over the years. Including Zeke being gay, and/or that he was in an affair with Pieck and/or that he had degenerate tendencies.
· This complicated man’s tastes can go from a Pâté for brunch, to fucking mac and cheese for dinner.
· Zeke is an avid lover of music. It helps him retreat into the bubble of his mind, and allow him to think. As War Chief, his aide-de-camps have been known to say that once he starts playing Chet Baker in his office, you best believe that Zeke Jaeger's cooking up quite the strategy.
· He likely found a love for jazz from his grandparents. So much so, that he’s always said that Ella Fitzgerald is the greatest singer to walk the earth.
· At the same time, he’ll never pass up some good ol’ classic rock n’ roll! Zeke strongly believes that The Beatles will never go out of style, and loves to blast Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band in his car when he’s out driving.
· You’d never believe me, but Zeke Jaeger has a talent for the arts! It was something Grisha often admonished him for, constantly drilling into his head that he should busy himself with “matters of consequence” instead.
· But yes, Zeke has a knack for wood working, and have created several pieces of wooden furniture for his grandparents now.
· Once, Porco accidentally stumbled upon Zeke’s collection of charcoal sketches. His subjects were often the flora and fauna of downtown Liberio; canaries, poppies, cats, dandelions, etc. Porco never had the guts to ask about the sketches, but it’s probably some form of therapy for the War Chief because god knows he needs one.
· Zeke is a nitpicky asshole when it comes to alcohol. On that aspect, he has very refined tastes. He’s been known to serve his own personally brewed craft beer to his fellow warriors during their meetings-turned-shitstorm. I say this, because Colt absolutely loves whatever sorcery Zeke does to his beer, and gets a little too enthusiastic when drinking.
(Everybody except Colt knows this, but Zeke secretly tries to brew his beer a little bit stronger each time, just to see how far Colt’s drunken bullshit can go. Is Zeke a bastard? Yes. Is he having the time of his life? Fuck yes.)
· Zeke was once invited to throw first pitch at the Marleyan Major Baseball League Championships once. Despite being Eldian, for a while, the Marleyan press called him “Chief Perfect Pitch.”
· Zeke’s favorite movie genre has always been espionage. And his love for James Bond as a teenager definitely taught him how to conduct himself as a sophisticated albeit arrogant gentleman.
· He has cried in a movie though. Which movie? August Rush.
· Zeke likely smells like cigarette smoke and coffee, and prefers earthy scents for his cologne.
· His favorite color is maroon.
· When Zeke’s drunk—and it’s VERY rare that he is—Zeke breaks out the dance moves. Think Magic Mike meets the Jabbawockeez.
· His grandmother once tried setting him up on a date. The evening ended with the poor girl sobbing out that Zeke’s one cold, emotionless, rock. Safe to say, it didn’t work out.
· Zeke likes to go boxing when he’s angry. Much more so, late at night, where he can make as much noise as he wants—screaming and grunting out obscenities at the punching bag.
· No one really knows whether or not Zeke’s ever slept with a woman. No one’s ever seen him at a brothel either. Porco once joked that the War Chief probably goes out boxing so much at night because he’s “gotta find some way to deal with his boners.”
Pieck smacked him up the head for that.
· Zeke has really, really crappy handwriting. I mean, he does come from a family of doctors.
· Zeke actually has quite the good instinct for stocks and investing! Somehow, he has good understanding of financial trends. He’d probably be a business man if he wasn’t a Warrior.
· Audrey Hepburn and Snow White were his childhood crushes. If anything, that gives you an idea as to what’s Zeke’s type in a girl is-- a factoid which tabloids have used to connect him to Pieck.
· He’s also known to slack off on his paperwork. A lot. Instead, he opts to just pass the work on to whichever new aide has a crush on him. He never feels bad for it, because the young aides never say no anyways.
· And finally, Zeke gets really chapped lips, and often uses a colorless lip balm. All Cherry flavored. How do we know this? His aide-de-camp won’t say.
A/N: Requests are OPEN! Here are the rules.
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glittrkink · 3 years
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✧ headcanon: what they do when you ask them to pick you up from brunch because you drank too many mimosas and can’t drive home
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✧ ft. eren, armin, jean, connie, bertholdt, reiner, porco, levi, erwin, + zeke
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genre: sfw // modern au!
warnings: alcohol consumption
a/n: lmao i was drunk as hell when i wrote these so if they don’t make any sense that’s why- lemme know what y’all think!
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eren
✧ doesn’t answer the phone the first time you call him, you end up having to call him 3 times before he picks up
✧ says he’s too busy to come get you when in reality he’s not doing shit- he’s literally just playing video games
✧ you have to end up calling an uber rip baby
armin
✧ speeds to the restaurant you’re at- he’s there within 10 minutes after getting off the phone with you, and it’s a 20 minute drive
✧ arrives with a water bottle and some tylenol for you because he thought you already sounded hungover on the phone
jean
✧ baby, you’re fucked, he was at brunch drinking mimosas with you
✧ he calls an uber to take you both home, but you end up getting kicked out 5 minutes into the ride because he tried to fuck you in the backseat
✧ you have to walk the rest of the way home
connie
✧ is quick to swoop you up in his hoopdie, he rolls up blasting mo bamba
✧ thinks it would be funny to take extra tight turns and swerve on the road to see if you throw up
✧ when you do he holds your hair back for you <3
reiner
✧ has no problem picking you up- literally
✧ he throws you over his shoulder and carries you out of the restaurant
✧ when you get to your place he carries you up the stairs and to your bed, even though you can walk just fine- he’s literally just looking for an excuse to hold you in his arms
bertholdt
✧ does not hesitate to pick you up
✧ lets you play whatever music you want when you’re in his car, and will sing along to harry styles’ with you
✧ will take you to get food when you ask him to even though you just left a restaurant, he doesn’t even question it
porco
✧ says he’ll only pick you up if you can give him gas money
✧ when you say you can’t pay him he leaves you on read
levi
✧ sends hanji to get you instead
✧ you spend the entire car ride talking about levi and the way he holds teacups
erwin
✧ is very serious when he picks you up
✧ tries to have an intervention with you in the car because he thinks you’re an alcoholic and lectures you on the importance of safe drinking
zeke
✧ rolls up to the restaurant on his goddamn bike, offers to take you home on his handlebars
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jeanbeaux · 3 years
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AOT BOYS AND TWILIGHT QUOTES
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a/n: sheer crack. enjoy this chaos, ty @mitsuyasmistress for beta-ing <3
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araveticazx · 3 years
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just a thought but...zeke jeager vibing to ‘i don’t dance’ from high school musical djhzkse
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wall-maria-fritz · 2 years
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I would love to hear more about your zeke yeager fanfic idea!! <3
Bear With Me While I Drabble On About That Zeke Jaeger Fic I'm Itching to Write
omg I can't believe ya'll are actually interested in my little Zeke fantasy eeep. But truly, he IS ruining my life smh.
I just have to say, that Indulgence will definitely be written but rn, I'm currently in the middle of four other oneshots from my askbox, (Two Levi ones, a Reiner one, and an Erwin x Marie) so there'll be just a little bit of waiting! On top of that, I'm also feeling a little under the weather so I'm still monitoring if my sore throat and generally woozy feeling balloons to a full on fever and if, God forbid, I have to get myself checked. The 'Vid has gotten worse in my country lately, and I'm honestly really fucking scared.
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But, to answer your question, I'm really still trying to flesh out the whole breadth and flow of the fic, as well as how complicated I want the thing to be lol.
Unlike Levi, Zeke Jaeger strikes me as a truly impenetrable man. When I first fell in love with Levi's character, sure I thought he was a cold, dangerous man in his own right, but Levi's charm lies in despite the untouchable façade, you can feel in your bones that he's a softie at heart. Something about him still tells you he cares. Levi's blunt vulgarity tells you he's a genuine-- albeit asshole-y-- no-nonsense man, while Zeke's charisma tells you he's aware of his own charm which he can use to manipulate people. I mean, the man's an excellent politician-- his ability to be goof around and pay lip service to his superiors he plots against all while gaining those same superiors' respect is proof that with Zeke Jaeger, you can never be too sure.
I suppose that's why he's such a wonderful villain.
But. Think about a man like that falling in love with you.
Zeke's life has been a masque since the day his father tried indoctrinating the Restorationists' beliefs on him. Zeke has built and burnt worlds in his mind; always moving, scheming, and acting in accordance to an agenda, an endgame. It must be tiring, and well...
Zeke must not recognize his own self anymore from all the playacting he's done throughout his life.
But for a man where everything-- every handshake, every signed document, every good-humored joke, every carefully mapped strategy-- is a means to a grand end, having Commander Magath's quick witted, occasionally snarky, but spirited daughter as his new aide-de-camp just might be the thing that throws War Chief Jaeger off his axis.
This new aide-de-camp has certainly heard of the mercurial War Chief's different shades-- some say he's an easygoing, laidback guy, some say he's a ruthless tactician, without a care for compassion nor mercy for his adversaries; a man who makes and breaks his own rules. And upon meeting him, you certainly understand why people say what they say.
Zeke is a man who takes up space in a room; not very many can ignore his presence, including you. And you'd by lying if you said it didn't intimidate you even just a little bit. But Zeke supposes, neither can he ignore you. You were like a breath of fresh air, how could he not notice you? And Zeke Jaeger would be lying if he didn't feel his insides do a little skip in glee at the realization that you would be his new aide.
Here comes a woman who was a lover of life, with what Zeke calls, "the cutest fucking giggle ever," becoming the most unlikely woman Zeke goes to if not for a friend, then for a moment of respite. Here comes the one woman who Zeke allows to be privy to his most vulnerable, most intimate moments. And perhaps, here comes the one woman he'll fall in love with.
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glittrkink · 3 years
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ooh i have a request for your music headcanons! could you do the aot boys as 2000s r&b songs?
*:・゚✧ aot boys as early 2000s r&b/hip-hop
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a/n: i’ve been waitin for this one turn it up!!! lmao thanks for requesting babes
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eren - dance with me // 112
✧ “can’t believe you’re by yourself- you should be here with me”
armin - sunshine // lil flip feat. leah
✧ “maybe we can spend sometime, i can be your sunshine”
jean - suga suga // baby bash
✧ “you got me lifted feeling so gifted, suga how you get so fly?”
connie - angel // shaggy
✧ “you're my darling angel- coser than my peeps you are to me baby”
reiner - baby boy // beyonce ft. sean paul
✧ “follow your feelings baby girl because they cannot be denied”
bertholdt - let me love you // mario
✧ “if i was ya man baby you'd never worry bout what I do”
levi - frontin’ // pharrell ft. jay z
✧ “don't wanna sound full of myself or rude- but you ain't looking at no other dudes”
erwin - soldier // destiny’s child
✧ “known to carry big things if you know what i mean”
porco - it wasn’t me // shaggy
✧ “to be a true player you have to know how to play”
zeke - 21 questions // 50 cent
✧ “would you love me if i was down and out?”
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wall-maria-fritz · 2 years
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Maria's Scribblings Masterlist
ACCEPTING REQUESTS
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REQUEST RULES
🍓 The Wingman (Erwin Smith x Marie)
🍒 Summary: Before Erwin Smith and Nile Dawk became respected commanders of the Scouting Legion and the Military Police, they were good friends during their cadet days at the 92nd Cadet Corps. They, along with Mike Zacharias, were young, full of vigor, on the rise to greatness, and had a taste for women and booze.
They also all planned to join the coveted ranks of the Military Police.
But when Nile asked Erwin to write his love letters for a woman named Marie, Erwin starts thinking that maybe even a man like him could dream of falling in love.
Nile once scoffed at how Erwin could trade Marie for a life of Titans and death.
And this is why.
🍓 The Paramour ( Levi Ackerman x OC)
🍒 Summary: A midsummer evening and a Railway Banquet sets the stage for an illicit affair between a Captain and a Duchess– where they learn that all things magical is fleeting, at best.
🍓 Brave Girl (Levi Ackerman x Reader)
🍒 Summary: Only one man can silence your storms. Only one man can re-center your universe.
🍓 Levi's Love Language
🍓 The Big Blonde Boys (Random headcannons for Erwin, Miche, and Reiner)
🍓 Monkey Man (Zeke Jeager Headcannons)
🍓 With the Music Box in the Candlelight (Levi Ackerman x Fiancée! Reader) Warning: Violence and anxiety attacks
🍒 Summary: Kenny the Ripper has discovered the ultimate carrot to his stick-- Levi's fiancée. Levi races to rescue her; out for blood and on a rampage. Nothing but a humble baker, and none the wiser for all the horrors that Levi's job entails, Reader witnesses the darkest, most monstrous sides of her betrothed that she was unprepared to see.
🍓 Surprises (Levi Ackerman x Petra Ral)
🍒 Summary: There were many surprises; absolutely everyone were none the wiser, but Captain Levi just married Petra Ral--well, Ackerman now-- and Petra has been promoted. But the biggest surprise yet would be during a visit to the Rals-- Levi's new in-laws-- over the holidays. A surprise which would ultimately turn a hard man like Levi, into something he could barely recognize, nor never knew he could be.
🍓 The Wife (Levi Ackerman x Reader) Warning: Mentions of miscarriage
🍒 Summary: A particularly breathtaking woman has decided to visit, and gossip is strife in the Scouting Legion.
🍓 If Levi Lives.
🍒 Summary: Faced with your regrets, you make a vow.
🍓 Levi Ackerman Modern AU Headcannons
🍑 A Footnote in His Story (Levi Ackerman x Reader x Zeke Jeager) FIRST LOOK
🍒 Summary: She was half Marleyan, half Azumabito. And he was the soldier she was never meant to love.
When the Scouting Legion’s elite first arrived at Liberio, they didn’t take into account the unexpected arrival of Kiyomi Azumabito’s own niece—a Marleyan socialite made prima ballerina. She was a woman blessed with the destiny of never having to go through the pains of being a history book hero. Except, she becomes a footnote in his story.
🍑 Indulgence (Zeke Jaeger x Reader)
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