#aot crack

[mommy-without-milkers]

AOT as text memes i have saved

(ft. connie, jean, eren, erwin, hange, annie, sasha, reiner & zeke)

CONNIE, eren, zeke, hange

connie, SASHA, jean

annie, zeke

EREN, erwin, hange

JEAN, connie, reiner

#aot x reader #atack on titan x reader #aot crack #aot smau #connie x reader #eren x reader #reiner x reader #jean x reader #zeke yaeger x reader #hange x reader #erwin x reader

[chrollohearttags]

Musician!Eren fucks Y/N to one of his beats and thinks she won’t notice. (Based off that Reddit post a few months back 💀)

LMFAO!! please tell me this is about that one with the dude and that crazy ass song 😭 if not, please link me. But fr, I see him doing this because he is many things and conceited is one of them. He’d probably have this playlist of instrumentals that sound real sexy and whatever. Like you not thinking anything of it. He hitting you from the back, pulling on your hair and shit. Next thing you know, this beat come on and you feel his pace start to slow down a lil bit..you’re in the middle of moaning and all of a sudden: his dumb ass starts ad-libbing and making sounds. You turn around and look at this dumb mf just cheesing.

“Eren, what the fuck is you doing?”

“Hold on, baby. I think I just got my next verse.”

you’re so done! You just push his ass off of you and tell him to go. “Get your ass off of me..annoying.”

he gone have the nerve to say some out the neck shit like, “we can put your coochie noises on the backtrack. Shit sound like flip flops in the rain.”

and in that moment, you’ve never wanted a divorce so badly!!

#cherry’s asks 🍒 #aot x black reader #dis got me crying #black fem reader #musician x influencer au #eren x black fem!reader #black reader smut #musician eren #one thing eren gone do is not act right #no sense whatsoever #I tell you #black reader #aot au #aot crack #aot smut #eren x black reader #eren x black y/n #influencer au

[postwarlevi]

Levi, every time there's a new cadet:

#attack on titan #aot #levi ackerman #levi #captain levi #Snk #Aot crack #Silly stuff

[levmada]

this is soooooooo eren coded. he has pretty much all the markers of a fuckboy including being a really big hothead, but eren is the equivalent of a golden retriever if its toy got lost behind the dryer or something.

he’s at this house party, beer pong, drinks, two or three people are making out under the stairs (eren is too drunk to say for sure). he hasn’t texted you in a few hours and your overthinker brain starts to shift into overdrive - yeah he’s there with armin but still!!

so you text him ‘pls tell me you have someone supervising you??😭 it’s important as u should know……’

(his last text was straight gibberish and with eren vodka and a black eye usually go hand in hand)

but THEN he sends you that video😭😭😭

#eren yeager #i can’t #eren jaeger #eren aot #eren snk #eren yeager aot #eren yeager snk #aot eren #attack on titan hc #eren x you #eren yeager x you #eren x reader #eren yeager x reader #eren jaeger x reader #eren yeager hc #eren jaeger hc #aot crack #eren.thoughts

[heejayy]

Wake up my boyfriend’s here!

Warning • slight swearing

Genres • crack

Pairing • Jean, Eren, Reiner, Armin, Erwin, Levi x Black Reader

A/n: I’m like 3 followers away from 1,000….WHAT?! 😭😭

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Jean

“Yo Jean, get up! You gotta go my boyfriend is coming!” You slapped his arm abruptly waking him up.

“Huh?! Who?” He looked around and then realized what you were doing “nice try now go back to bed!”

“Damn…it was worth a shot.” You shrugged as he pulled you back down on the bed to continue your nap.

Eren

“Aye! Aye! Get up! My boyfriends here! You have to leave!” You whispered yelled shaking Erens sleeping body.

He slowly opened his eyes sitting up to give you a blank stare. Then a smirk spread on his lips “he can join us if he’d like. If not just go back to sleep.” You groaned as he rolled over ignoring you.

Reiner

“Reiner! My boyfriends on his way you gotta go!”

“Boyfriend? You- you’re cheating on me?”

“No?- Yeah…” you answered sheepishly.

“I just can’t believe you— would think I’d fall for such bull. Y/n if you don’t take your ass on somewhere.”

“Rude…”

Armin

“Armin baby you gotta go, he’s on his way back.”

“Who?” Asked a sleepy Armin.

“My boyfriend.”

“Mmm…ok tell him I said hi” he waved you off as he turned back to rest.

Erwin

“Babe come on and get out you gotta go my boyfriends on his way—“ He interrupted your sentence by grabbed your cheeks squeezing them pulling your face closer to his.

“Finish that sentence I dare you” you gulped.

“Never mind…” you squeaked out.

“Mmh that’s what I thought, now if you don’t mind let me get back to my workout” he gave you a peck on the lips with a sweet smile. You knew you were in for it later.

Levi

“Get up, get ready my boyfriends on the way here!”Your sudden outburst was met with complete silence.

“Levi!”

Silence.

“Levi?”

Snores.

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AOT Masterlist

©heejayy 2022 — any reposts or translations of my works are strictly prohibited unless granted permission

#aot memes #aot crack #jean kirschstein x black reader #levi x black reader #aot x black reader #reiner braun #erwin headcanons #aot headcanons #tiktok #tiktok boyfriend prank #connie aot #aot modern au #aot masterlist #eren yeager x black reader #armin x black reader #levi aot

[startaee]

Hi!! I just saw your text smau of Eren where the reader accidentally confesses to Eren that he was their crush because they thought that they were texting someone else. I found it absolutely cute! Could you perhaps do the same for Jean? 💖💖💖

note; hihi ! thank you sm for reading, hope you enjoy this 💞

MDNI

tws: none?? lmk!

reblogs are appreciated :)

#jean x reader #jean smau #aot x reader #aot smau #jean kirschtein x reader #jean fluff #aot fluff #aot texts #aot crack

[aquietjune]

Where's Merfloch?

for @moonspirit, @celestialstarcandies and anybody who wants to play

#aot crack #floch forster #merfloch #eren jaeger #where's waldo #martin handford #you get a normal sized bad picture of merfloch if you win #it's easy #finding high res where's waldo digital panels is impossible instead #attack on titan

[erenscherub]

You shake your head at the tall brunet.

His lips are jutted into a pout and those eyes-those beautiful green eyes are begging you to take his side.

But those pretty green eyes weren’t going to get you this time.

“Eren, babe, c’mon. You know the drill. 3 words, 8 letters—“

“And you’re mine forever!” His mouth stretches into a toothy grin and he takes your hand and places a kiss on your knuckles. “I love you, (Y/N). I’ll say it again and again. I’ll always love you.”

“Sweet. But no.” You release an exasperated sigh as you gesture to Jean who’s holding an ice pack over his black eye and glaring at your boyfriend. You chide, “Not those three words. Try again.”

It’s Eren’s turn to breathe a frustrated sigh. “Fine, only for you.

He turns to Jean, “I am sorry—“ You’re about to nod approvingly, almost beaming at your boyfriend that he was able to set aside his pride. Key word, almost. “That you’re such a bitch-ass horse face that you go tattling on me to my girlfriend or have to ask my sister to step in to fight your battles!”

#[☆彡] — eren drabbles #eren x reader #eren jaeger drabble #eren yeager Drabble #aot crack #this was a lot funnier in my head #probably will delete later

[lenok993]

Levi's dirty secret

#i rewatched season 3 so funny #rivamika #snk #snk meme #snk shitpost #aot #aot meme #aot shitpost #mikasa ackerman #levi ackerman #levi #mikasa #attack on titan #shingeki no kyojin #aot s3 #snk s3 #wit studio #snk crack #aot crack

[kissagii]

strange ask, but how do you think aot characters would sneeze? i need to know who has the “dad sneeze”

this idea is so chaotic and i loved writing it! thanks for requesting <3

𝕙𝕠𝕨 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕒𝕠𝕥 𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕤𝕟𝕖𝕖𝕫𝕖

eren: one sneeze and he's done. everyone think's it's weird, and every time he sneezes his friends watch to see if he'll sneeze again. he doesn't. ever.

mikasa: her sneezes are quite dainty. her head shakes a little, and usually has to sneeze a few times in a row. and she's usually apologetic but whoever she's with is just in awe of the cute sneeze

armin: he always has to sneeze at the most inconvenient of times. think the middle of a big meeting. so he tries to suppress it and it ends up coming out as a wonky snort sneeze. it's so embarrassing yet he never stops? (i'm so guilty of this)

jean: he sneezes like a million times in a row. once he gets going he'll be sneezing for a little while. sasha likes to tease him about one time he sneezed ten times in a row during dinner... everybody in the hall was watching him.

sasha: makes a strange face every time she feels a sneeze coming on. it has a tendency to cause a very awkward silence that is broken by either a loud sneeze or a "hmm guess i'm not gonna sneeze after all."

annie: normally? idk. she'll sneeze one or two times then move on with her life. it's not cute or dainty, but it's not outrageous either. if you look shocked because you were expecting something else she'll just glare at you.

reiner: he has horrible seasonal allergies. so for a few months of the year he's just sneezing every other sentence and always carrying tissues with him. his friends carry them too because he runs out often.

hange: they sneeze so aggressively their body shakes. especially if they're sitting in a chair or laying down - their legs shoot up and they lean forward. anyone who witnesses this is left in shock and a bit of worry for their safety.

levi: he sneezes very rarely, and most of the time it's a normal sneeze. but there's that one kind of pollen that just makes his respiratory system freak out and makes him sneeze repetitively and loudly and it's a little scary to see

erwin: the dad sneeze. so loud? and for what? but afterwords he's totally fine and practically pretends it never happened. he 110% uses a handkerchief too, which contributes to the dramatic effect.

#{🐌 - snails} #aot headcanons #aot crack #attack on titan headcanons #attack on titan #aot #eren #eren headcanons #eren yeager #mikasa #mikasa ackerman #mikasa headcanons #armin #armin arlert #armin headcanons #jean #jean kirstein #jean headcanons #sasha #sasha braus #sasha headcanons #annie #annie leonhardt #annie headcanons #reiner #reiner braun #reiner headcanons #hange #hange zoe #hange headcanons

[levisforgottentea]

Aot characters as my favorite cards against humanity cards😍 (the absurd box btw)

Having no legs just toes; definitely Eren

Rubbing my clit with a handgun; Hanji

Big beefy baseball boys; is it not obvious?

Pulling the buttcheeks apart so the fart comes out quieter; Jean

Small plates, tapas if you will; Sasha😭 or Niccolo

A four hour depression nap + suddenly feeling really sad for 40 years; Reiner😭😭😭😭

The harsh reality that all horses are just people in horse costumes + making direct eye contact with a horses butthole; Levi but I can’t explain it😭

It’s the 21st century, women shouldn’t have to apologize for + Stapling butterflies to cows; Historia

I have solved politics, my solution is + a little girl with a knife; GABI😭

I swear to god I’ll murder my husband if he doesn’t shut the fuck up about + having a wonderful time at the zoo; Eruri🤓

That was the worst sex I’ve ever had. It was like 20 minutes of + panic and confusion; Connie

A bird that dies; Eren

Anyways I’m so tired and a tiny bit drunk😍 good night and thanks for COMING to my ted talk😋

#attack on titan #shingeki no kyojin #aot incorrect quotes #incorrect aot quotes #aot fandom #aot #snk #aot crack #i’m crying #i’m actually insane #cards against humanity

[kyojinwhentheycry]

#eren yeager #lambdadelta #umineko #aot #attack on titan #aot crack #witches #lady lambdadelta #eren

[chrollohearttags]

real eaters to the front 🫡

#Connie on that lil kid shit 😭 #aot x black reader #aot shitpost #aot tweets #musician au #they all so real #musician x influencer au #musician eren #musician Jean #producer armin #rapper connie #rapper Onyakopon #so real #aot au #fake twitter #fake tweets #twitter au #black fem reader #aot #aot crack #crack post #aot headcanons #aot imagines

[aruanimess]

Armin: They're torturing Annie, Bertolt! Bertolt: How are they torturing her exactly? Armin: They show her pictures of me and tell her she can't have me Bertolt: YOU DEVILS!

#aruani #armin arlert #bertholt hoover #annie leonhart #aot crack

[levmada]

eepy Levi

how feed eepy Levi stew?

comb his messy bangs all neat and stroke his hair until his heavy eyes blink open. hold up spoon. yes he will scowl but it’s okay.

he can go back to sleep in just a little bit. if he can get some liquids down that’s good enough for you. then you’ll put him down for another nap🥰

eepy Levi will do anything for you (eepy or not). it helps you don’t say that last part.

scoop up a little of the stew and hover it in front of his lips.

“What… do you want me to sit up?”

a genuine question from him. you smile coyly and vrrrooooommm the spoon. “Here comes the scout!”

Levi rethinks his entire life up to this one moment. Was it worth it? All that strife to survive day by terrible day to be spoon-fed like this? A baby? An insolent brat?

He swallows with the most bitter glare he can muster, which says almost nothing. “Go to hell,” he mumbles, scowling at the stew.

He’s waiittinggg…

#this is so dumb i blame tay fkgksmskvkrms i’m sorry #aot drabble #levi drabble #levi ackerman drabble #snk fic #levi fluff #levi ackerman fluff #aot crack #levi.thoughts

[none-shall-caricature-me]

Ah yes, my favourite AOT character,

Bundeslinga

Berbertribe

Blorbo

Barbietoe

Brimstone

Bopeep

Bucketsnort

BenTen

Brocucked

Bhindi

Brendonnald

#aot bertholdt #bertholdt hoover #aot crack #aot memes #aot shitpost #not analysis #not bsd