It’s going to take him 8 books to realise that he can use riptide to write
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NPMD best line deliveries
oh shit! oh fuck!! i didnt think thered be a skele'uhn here ?!? im so fucking scared of skele'uhnz!!!
dont frighten him pokey you nasssssty boy
were going to jail...and with my luck no one will even B O T H E R making me their bitch...
🐦 heyus the thing about a bãrbĕqüe...it brings folks together...from awl wawlks of laife...theyres a storhé behand everyh burrghurr...everyh kehbahhb...
but I...called God a sonofa B word...who am iaieEUGHAHuhuuuh...
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I'll uhm, explain when it's finished. There is a lot I need to say so I guess this is a WIP I really wanted to share with you.
Did you know butterflies love blood?
STOP BEING SO COOL GUYS WHAT THE F U C K JDJSJJXISXJ
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All the lesbians in the pjo tag 👀👀ing Medusa... you're gonna be so happy when you learn how much gay sex that actress has in Black Sails
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Your bio says you can be bribed with lux, but what about 13 postcards I found randomly? Would you take those?
..THIRTEEN????
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"oh... wow, that's...
"...beautiful?"
"...probably bad...?"
"...yeah, probably"
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more lil guys content,,,
Lil guy doodles, just the littlest of guys- just dudes bein bros-
(@thelone-copper)
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