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bedazzlecunt · 2 months

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i really do have to emphasize that like. horny tumblr is a fucking horrible place to learn about kink. at least half the people here have never had sex (or done kink without sex) beyond sexting on omegle, and even the ones who do have any experience with sex and and kink and IRL kink spaces (including myself!) are mostly engaging in fantasy and theatre and performance. that's fine! that's fun! there's nothing wrong with that. but i do worry so much about all the 18 yr olds i see on here who've never had sex, many of whom have never been in a relationship, and who are building ideas about kink and sex and health based on the most deranged fantasy-of-the-sort-you-literally-cannot-do-safely-irl tumblr posts. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE do not take any tumblr posts as actual kink education, including and sometimes especially the ones claiming to be actual kink education. there are actual books and groups and dungeons for that.

#wren speaking!#im not saying that theres 0 good advice but i am saying that like #there is so little good advice compared 2 the utter nonsense #'how to safely choke someone' you cannot safely choke someone. it is literally impossible #'aftercare guide!' clearly written by someone who has never so much as gotten 2 third base let alone done aftercare #'what to do if you cant communicate with ur dom' the only thing To Do in that situation is not 2 play

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nerdpoe · 2 months

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Lazarus Water is a special water to Ghosts. Not for drinking, but more for like...baptism. Into servitude.

Anyone who has been dunked in Lazarus Water is bound by soul contracts to serve the Ghost King, whoever it is.

The more someone has been dunked, the more binding the contracts.

Jason and Bruce? They would have to be given a direct order.

Damian? A side-minded mention would force his body to comply with the Ghost King's wishes.

Ra's? Ra's is screwed.

Because the Ghost King is now a fourteen year old boy, and Ra's has been dunked so many times that all said boy has to do is think and the Demon Head is scrambling to comply.

Danny doesn't know what he did to have ninjas at his beck and call, but they're really taking the workload off of his shoulders by fighting his rogues when he has homework to do or sleep to catch, so he's very okay with all of it.

#dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc #dc x dp #phanfic #story prompt #ra's is consulting every single magic user he knows #and the answer is always the same #“lmfao ur fucked”#bruce is keeping track of the League's movements #and they're going to Illinois for some reason #he's pretty confused #and Tim is so freaked out by the nonsensical migration he's made a conspiracy board

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krsyue · 5 months

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big day for annoying people

#HAPPY SHUAKE NATIONAL HOLIDAY!!!#baby's first shuake holiday real...#technically still 11.20 here so i am posting #not actually 11.20 specific but shuake nonetheless #framing was so fun but this is very nonsensical view at ur own risk #i need them to fight with their mouths #ky art #shuake #p5 #goro akechi #ren amamiya #akira kusuru

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scorchedcandy · 2 days

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If I was in the elder scrolls universe I'd either get cancelled or cause a political incident by frequently and inadvertently offending Alfiq Khajiit by saying things like "aw little guy!" to like these grown ass merchants and bankers and such

#this one does not mean to offend but look at ur lil hat #man #tes #eso #nonsense

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beescake · 4 months

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Sorry for the spam (^o^;) I just really like your blog

no need to apologize ayy!

in this corner we welcome all forms of enjoyment, regardless of whether you're a

happy to have yall here w me,

headin into homestuck 2024 :^)

#was debating if sollux truly was lurker type but then i rmbr'd him quietly reading all of karkat's memos for a good laugh HAHAHAHAAH #ask #aleemie #homestuck #karkat vantas #sollux captor #solkat #2024 #vioart #but o. regarding the etiquette learned frm other socmed #spamming here is safe+good! it does not harm the op by shadowbanning like instagram #and its not 💀 like twitter where ur likes/following are permanently set to public #ur tumblr experience is within ur control it can be as free/empty/curated as u want!!#((tho ofc i do encourage rbing for ppl who've been hoping to start that habit!!#s'cool to slowly work ur way up from the extra special posts that hv lingered longest in ur heart and quietly build ur cache trove :-)#for example back when i was struggling to rt on a new twt acc i just started setting nonsense criteria for myself LOL #like “breaking this void is scary holy fuck ok i shall start by rting posts w brownish/reddish clrs bcs its inspo vibes for my art”#and gradually after a while of deliberate sharing i gained more confidence to share a larger variety of posts that make me feel things!!!!#no more training wheels i may be scared but i love loving more!!!!#same goes for engaging w fics too it takes energy to think of how to comment and thats ok‚ do ur best to explore what works for u!!!!#take screenshots of ur fave paragraphs & start annotating in gallery/notes app if that helps!!!!#also tumblr's customizable queue means u can stack posts and bolt hgehehe. my preferred form of existing on the net))

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anintrovertedechoe · 1 year

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mammon: i would only make a pact with someone special to me, and even then only to one person for my entire life. pacts are a big deal and i wouldn’t want to make such a big choice so half heartedly.

also mammon: PLS PLS PLS GIVE MY CREDIT CARD BACK ILL DO ANYTHING PLS MY GOLDIE YOU WANT A PACT SURE JUS GIVE MY BABY BACK TO ME ☹️☹️☹️🙏🙏😦

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spoonbenders · 6 months

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new conspiracy theory roughly 90% of parents dont even like kids they only like babies and toddlers . the reason why everyone makes a big deal abt teenagers being fucked up is cuz they only signed up for children that just make noise n dont have opinions

#idk . after a while its just kinda gross to go up to ur adult child n be like 'god you suck now i miss when you were 3 years old'#THATS NOT WHAT U SAY.....#im not even a teenager anymore far from it but i still get called one like its a fucking slur #also does anyone else hav 2 listen 2 their parents b like 'ur basically still a teenager until ur 28' n other nonsense shit?????

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ruuinxs · 16 days

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HOW COME IVE NEVER REALIZED THEIR HEIGHT DIFFERENCE?? WTFFF???

it’s way bigger than I imagined oh my god 😭

#THEYRE IN LOVE UR HONOR #saiki k #nensai #no because nendo is huge #imagine all the cuddling powers nendo probably has #gotta write a fic abt this one day #HES SO TALL #saiki no psi nan #tdlosk #saiki k nonsense

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misc-obeyme · 2 months

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First of all, I’m pretty sure I’d give both my legs to hear Barbatos call me his sacrificial lamb. Like can you imagine him saying it to you just before he goes down on you?

Second, who is this taste tester?? My top guesses are Diavolo, Little D No 2, and Solomon. I would’ve said Luke but let’s be real, Barb loves him too much to make him a test subject. He’d have Luke be a taste tester for something he knows is delicious.

And lastly… “I jest.” I just know that if I spent any time with this man, I would end up talking exactly like him. I’d be saying that instead of “just kidding” to one of the bros and they’d just be like you’re spending too much time with Barbatos again. And I’d say no you’re wrong I’m never spending enough time with Barbatos 😡

#oh nothing just Barb thirsting as usual #I don’t even remember what this chat is from #I just found the screenshot in my camera roll lol #eta: I looked it up & it's from the UR card Believer :)#late night nonsense posting #obey me #obey me nightbringer #obey me barbatos #om barbatos #misc naughty times #misc rambles

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kim-woonhak · 8 months

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happy birthday to my favorite kuromi lino enthusiast mel @lee-minhoe 💜

#lee know #lee minho #stray kids #skz #meltracks #staysource #bystay #staycompany #staysart #createskz #leeknownet #*ambiv.art #HAPPY BIRTHDAY MELLLLLLLLLL #thank u for letting me fill ur tag and DMs w my problem boys of the week and just utter nonsense all the time !!!!!!!!#please accept this humble kuromi boy as thanks <3 he is so aggressively cute i literally could not stop adding hearts to this piece #but u of all people would understand :')#aNYWAYS i love u and i hope u have the bestestestestestest day ever!!!!!!!!!

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chanstopher · 1 year

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Cuteness aggression refers to an urge to squeeze, bite, or pinch something cute; in this essay I will...

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isawken · 1 year

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so. i made a gnome generator

thank you to everyone who supplied me with gnome names (i am still accepting more in my ask box if you have one you'd like to share with the class)! i have been learning basic html stuff and have used my meager knowledge to create a clunky, yet functional, gnome generator. the gnome and their stats will change upon refreshing the page, but you can click the gnome gname button as many times as you like.

MAKE UR GNOME TODAY!

#i am an absolute noob in coding still so pwease don't tease the clunky nature of my code #neocities #gnomeposting #gnomecore #gnomes #old web #also if u have any coding tips or recommendations i'd love to hear em!#this was a super fun way to test my skills and i learned a lot doing it #html has been so much more fun than i thought it was gonna be #like. i put a nonsensical string of letters and symbols together. and ur tellin me. they're a webpage now?? wild

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starsandhughes · 10 months

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THEY’RE RUNNERS! 2/3 ARE TRACK STARS!

#HELL YEAH LUKEY!#MY MANS WAS SO CLOSE #sorry about ur life jack #jack hughes #quinn hughes #luke hughes #jack hughes jail #quinn hughes nation #luke hughes kingdom #kaylin’s nonsense posts

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achirding · 9 months

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Sonic finds that there are some definite perks to being the king. C:

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bakubunny · 3 months

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i pulled out the laptop for this. ahem

so since your new obsession is shoto, it is only fair that i bless your inbox with filth about him. also since you and neon are attacking me in the group chat, i shall go head first.

i am thinking about shoto, a few tats, a few piercings, a tad bit more filled out...intimidating..yeah but he is still shoto. sweet, glossy-eyed, shoto who gets so whiny and blushy during sex. i know you're a prone-bone girlie, modified doggy too BUT i've said it once and i'll say it again: shoto likes missionary. he likes being to see all of you, to kiss at your neck, to watch your facial expressions, to thumb away your tears. also, with you on your back it is a lot easier for him to pull out from time to time just to crawl down your form and bury his face in your pussy. he's apart of the pussy drunk committee.

having you on your back drives him crazy, his adores how you spread your legs for him before he can even ask, also he gets the opportunity to pop at least one of your nipples in his mouth to suck on. and he really enjoys that, and he isn't sure why, he likes the swell of them, likes how your nipples bud in his mouth. it makes him dizzy, your mewls, and he can't help but stare up with you with so much intensity you sometime have to look away.

another reason he likes missionary, he gets to cradle you close in something that resembles a hug, likes when you both are so close your heartbeats merge, and only then when he's close does he start babbling away about how much he wants to fill you up. he can't help it, it makes since for him to cum so deep in your pussy you see stars. and yeah, he isn't really sure about kids, but it drives him crazy to imagine you carrying his young. maybe he calls you mommy a few times with those watery eyes of his. it surprises you every time that he is the one crying like he isn't fucking you silly.

"fuck..you'd look so pretty carrying my kid..wouldn't you..."

"shoto.."

"yeah, wouldn't you be so damn beautiful if i make you a mommy..shit..i might have to.."

just a thought bunny...

u already know i’m workin on smth so

my head is so fuzzy. i can’t think straight.

#look for him i’d consider it 🥴#he’s so sweet ur honor #i’m 😵‍💫😵‍💫#i’ll be on my back any time for that ffs #x reader #todoroki shouto #todoroki shoto #todoroki smut #self ship nonsense

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thefemaleterrorist · 1 year

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well yeah

#like what’s ur point #we can’t catch a break #radblr #radical feminism #radfem #radfems please interact #lesbian #tra nonsense

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