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crown-ov-horns · 13 days

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In case someone stumbles across this, mind lending a hand to a girl who's on the verge of banging her head against a wall?..

What do you think Anathema and Newt's daughter would do as a career? And, what would she have studied, or be studying, at Oxford?.. She kind of strikes me as someone who'd be interested in journalism. But, I've thought, maybe she studied English Literature, or, Hell... Mathematics. I'm struggling to catch that particular thread, yet it comes up immediately as other characters are interacting with her.

Maybe, a vibe comes to your head. Which is... Very odd of me to ask, because all the information about the character is in my head, not yours. Her name's Agnes (obviously). She's a witch. She's a lesbian. Her favorite gemstone is amethyst. She likes scarves and shawls... She's anxious to meet her familiar. Her faceclaim's probably Alba Baptista. I don't know what else to say about her right now.

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thejudeduarte · 4 months

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Spoilers for restore me, I guess??

I hope I'm not the only one who almost cried when Aaron got the buzz cut

#Like WHYY #WHY WOULD HE DO THAT TO US #I mean he's still beautiful but still #Shatter me #Restore me #aaron warner #warnette

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frecht · 12 days

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is there a hay day fandom on here. can we discuss how fucked up it is that clay is a plant that you grow

#talkin #like if i were in charge you would catch it like the lobsters and ducks and you could put a dredging net in the lake #if it had to be mined from the mine i'd disagree but it would be fine. acceptable. 3/5 #but like. WHYY do you PLANT it in the GROUND like WHEAT and CORN. WHY

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confinesofmy · 4 months

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alcohol bad, sure, but alcohol just made me experience hunger drive for the first time in like two weeks like i'm sooo hungry oh my god. if you could see the way that i'm chowing down rn.

#it always makes me feel insane but i s2g alcohol is the best medication i've ever taken for my.... you know. my me.#and i'm not interested in becoming an alcoholic so it's always just like whyy. like why is it doing this. what's up with me that i feel #10x better #when i'm drunk #and the answer is always 🤷 idk it's just a very appealing substance to many 🤷#so... okay... guess i'll just partake in it occasionally and pretend i don't know how nice it would be to be drunk all the time...#awkward......#adam talks too much

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rxsaliespirit · 9 months

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why the hell tumblr looks like twitter (well X now)

#꒰ 🌹 ꒱ ━━━ rosalie.talks #it looks so weird #i prefer the old one #whyy #why would they do this to me

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siuka0 · 10 months

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ao3 died on a monday, early morning, beautiful california weather

#ao3 is a class a drug #castiel novak #twist and shout #AHHHHHH #WHYY IS AO3 DOWN #😭😭😭😭#WHY WOULD U DO THIS TO ME #AHHHHHHHH AHHHHH #destiel #fanfiction

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rjalker · 1 year

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[ID: A version of the yes/no meme format with someone first smiling, then looking shocked and horrified. The smiling section reads, "the neighbor's chickens were digging in the garden which means free fertilizer for us." The horrified section reads, "No one is watching the chickens to make sure they don't get eaten by one of the hawks literally nesting in a tree right above the house". End ID.]

If I had chickens I would build them a giant fucking enclosure so nothing can eat them, not let them literally run around by themselves unsuperised while there are literally hawks nesting in a tree /literally right there/ and several other species of hawks and eagles that regularly perch in the dead tree /also literally right there/ to scope out prey.................

#why would you endanger your poor chickens like this!!!#whyy!!!!!#there are so many predators In JUST THIS TINY LITTLE SPOT!!!!!#including the dogs everyone just lets run around!!!!!!#WHAT ARE YOU DOING #DO YOU WANT YOUR POOR CHICKENS TO GET EATEN #OR HIT BY A CAR SINCE THE ROAD IS ALSO LITERALLY RIGHT THERE

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chemicaljacketslut · 2 months

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i am so fucking jealous of people whose brains don’t treat academics as life or death

#like i’m literally just doing school assignments #why am i THIS stressed THIS miserable nothing going on outside school not experiencing life #like whyy is it such a big deal why does it take up all my energy attention and time #RAHHHH #i do know bc of covid that the only thing rly keeping this mindset in check is fear of conflict tbh #bc when i barely knew my teachers’ names doing online school it was like. who cares if i have missing assignments #what are they gonna do yk i don’t even know them #but going back to irl school and actually knowing my teachers i would rather eat a brick than miss an assignment im so serious #LIKE WHY IS IT THAT SERIOUS TO ME OMGGGG #anyway #ghost rants

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thatonewaffle · 4 months

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Okay full disclosure I had been avoiding watching Hwarang because idk why

Anyways I grew a pair and did watch it and just finished episode 18 and I say this with all my soul KIM TAEHYUNG WHAT THE FUCK

I'm bawling my eyes out here wtf

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lovelornnobodyknows · 9 months

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don't even talk to me about the surprise songs from yesterday. this is almost as bad as right where you left me

#YOYOK WAS FOR ARGENTINA WHYY WOULD SHE DO THIS WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY #CORNELIA STREET WAS LN MY WISH LIST WITH (IMPOSSIBLE) NEXT TO IT LIKE. WHAT THE FUCK

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holyviolence · 10 months

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my dad told me that the superintendent wants me to use her as a reference for my job applications. wtf.

#she talked to me TWICE during my year there and both times were not good.#she was principal when i was in high school too like i don't want that. i don't want her to talk about me #and my boss said that many times too like whyy why would i do that. i didn't like having you as my boss and i was not explicitly saying that #to her but i indicated it many times. i said in my resignation letter that i didn't feel safe or supported there.#these ppl are crazy

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rise-uncalledfour · 10 months

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HES DEAD

DECEASED

6 FEET DEEP IN THE T R A SH

#Why are the pics upside down #Anyway #WHYY #EHO WOULD DO SYCH A THING

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marmorenshud · 10 months

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this new t smells so bad

#caw #medicine shortage #im on a new thing bc of the medicine shortage and #idk if they put more alcohol in it or why they would do that but oh my god #it reeks of alcohol #like so bad that im coughing and turning my head while applying #i hope my usual stuff comes back soon #but i think it wont come until december 🥲 says dk but idk what nor says #also feel bad for wasting some of it bc it comes in pre dosaged packages instead of a pump #whyy??#you know it would be wasted unless you have that exact dosage and i think that varies a lot like i dont think theres like a common dosage #fucking weird decision #cant make it last longer if you have a lower dosage #so weird #easier to travel with tho?

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bittersweet-mojo · 2 years

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The thing about animation pipelines is you get to firsthand experience another persons workflow and organization systems which means that there’s people on my team who I know are utterly unhinged

#about me #whyy would you animate your head on a different layer #whyyyy would you do that #why does the earring have its own keys what the fuck #this is horrifying #do I change all of this #because I hate it #ohhh cleanup gods help me now #Kellin your shots make sense I miss youuuuuu

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v1x3n · 1 month

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Im begging for a Ghost x reader Sex pollen (dubcon/ fuck or die) where only reader gets the pollen but ghost tries to get her to deal with it herself because he’s so in love and he knew having sex with her (finally) would change everything. Please make ghost be really down for her 🤍🤍🤍

♡ ride or die

simon 'ghost' riley x reader ┃ navigation ୨୧ tags : smut

"how the fuck am i ment to help?" ghost, your teammate spits out at you. his voice echoing around the bare room you two were in. the 'pollen' had made contact with you, meaning you were stuck in this mess alone. the pain from it could just swell you up, it was by far the worst pain you had experienced yet, you were throbbing to the point your clit could fall off. a heat hung over your eyes as yourhead is fill with just a haze.

you whine, or groan. somewhere in between. "help yourself, ill go guard the door or something.." the last part he mumbles, as if he was hesitant about something.

the tears fall down your face silently. the streaks dirty with the grime of the war on your face. you moan out, the throbbing sensation that heats your cunt so sore that you wish you could just rip it off. your clit swollen and needy. "simon- its- jus please! it hurts!"

"cant you just.. i dunno!"

he gazes over at you and your very clearly frustrated face, "i cant help, i cant." you whine as a response as your fingers slip down into your panties. trying to release the pain and the throbbing. "whyy nott"

quick simon, think of an excuse. a one that isnt the real reason for why you, a man fucking heavily inlove with you, fuck you because youre in so much pain bc of a drug? hes so fucking stupid! he thinks to himself as he can hear your whiney grunts and groans as you try to get yourself off.

"uh b- because we are teammates!"

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after a while of begging, he had finally gave up. you were layed down on the jard door, the cold surface making your back arch to try to get away from it, ghosts face blushes at you whining and your back arching. he was nervous as he stood below you, slowly letting himself climb ontop of you. your pants were already down, and he could see the shine from how wet you are leakinh through your white panties. the wetness surely would stain but thats not a thing running through your mind as ghost grunts softly.

he steadily undoes his pants, shoveling them down to make it easier to get his cock out. the loud, heavy breathing coming off of both of you increase as you glance down at his cock which sprung out of his boxers. his cock was almost scary, it was gurthy and big. it definitely wouldny fit but atleast you could try? "hurry, si" you whimper, your head flopped back, smacking it off the cold floor.

"im- im trying" his voice shaky despite his cold personality. his face flushed a deep pink when your hands brought down to your panties, pushing them aside and showing off your glistening cunt. "fucken hell" he mutters under his breath.

this was it. this was when he finally knew. he groaned at the thought of being inlove eith you. deep inside he knew he was, but never would admit it.

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this is done really badly cause i rushed it. forst sex pollen so i didnt know what to do:(

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rene-darling · 2 years

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HOW- genshin men react to you groping your boobies

[Not sexualy] fem!reader

Ft...Scaramouche...xiao...albedo

A/n..these stupid virgins have never been in a relationship before you, so they have no clue women sometimes like to hold their chest or even touch it..not sexually "what do you mean?! You did it subconsciously???ಠ_ಠ" slightly suggestive

Scaramouche

It was a normal day until scara discovers a peculiar habit of yours

Scara was bored with doing paperwork all morning so he decided to come and annoy you instead!

Scaramouche busted through your door but his voice was cut off the second his eyes landed on you..."h-...wh--..??" There you were in your seat and at first glance, everything seemed normal...

until he rubbed his eyes and looked at your hand which was not so discreetly under your shirt...groping your boob??

"Wh-what the hell!! Ca-..can't you lock the door if your gonna do gross things like..like...th-that!!" Scara, for some reason barges into your room, and yelled at you for...doing your work? You really don't know, and then he booked it out the door...?

Honestly, I think it would take this to happen a few more times until Scaramouche finally confronts you about it

"He-hey listen up!" He had made up his mind "yes, my love" "I-i uh..um" he started buffering for some reason

"You- this needs to stop!" "...what dose?" Huhhhh?? Do you not realize what he's talking about?? His face is growing rosy by the second you wonder, what is it that your lover wants to tell you about??

"You need to-..sstop touching yourself all the time especially with your door wide! Open!!" There! He said it! He told you! "Touching..myself..oh," oh?...oh??? That's all you have to say?!?! Before scara could even think of a response- you busted out laughing??? "Wh-what- do you think this is?!" "-yes!" You spoke between waves of laughter

Finally taking pity upon the red boy "are you red from embarrassment or anger?"

"e- embarrassment? it's you who should be embarrassed! You shameless women! Touching yourself in public with the door open! you perv!!"

You started laughing harder. You couldn't help it! He was being so cute!! "STOP LAUGHING! EXPLAIN YOURSELF YOU PERV!"

Okayokay!.. Still snickering a little you decided to finally answer the poor boy "so ya sometimes when my hands are cold I like to stuff them down my shirt" you shrugged it off as nothing..but he didn't he was standing there with a dumbfounded look on his face while you gently pet his head

Even after you explained he's so confused cuz like- still whyy?

Now he wants to touch them too

He looks at his hand while gently squeezing it

"Look who's the perv now eh?"

"H-hey don't you have work to do!"

Xiao

He walks in. He sees you. He sees your hand. He teleports away.

No, but srsly this man did not talk to you do days after seeing you do that

You have to track him down and force him to talk to you he dosn't bring it up or even talk to you about it until..

Xiao misses you so he's come to see you, you guys are having a great conversation until..you start holding your boobies??

"Is something wrong xiao?" He's just starting at your hand placement "..."

"God this feels so much better than just letting them dangle " "ಠ_ಠ"

"I- yo-you have no respect for the adepti!!" And with that he runs off, you're confused as to why he's been doing that you wonder what it could be-...oh.

Huh, it took you long enough to notice.. Now you have to track down that stupid boy and explain to him you weren't. Casually touching yourself in front of him...gosh that sound so bad

"Xiao there you are!" Xiao was just about to run away before you grabbed his arm and forced him to look at you..while Phanting from running around all day you said "oh..no you don't..let, let me explain xiao"

After you explain he's so embarrassed by what he thought you were doing...(ᗒᗣᗕ)՞

It's even worse if you decide to tease him "xiao what did you think I was doing( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)??"

He's hoping- no praying to the lord of geo that the earth opens up and swallows him whole

"N-nothinG! You-..you have no respect for the adepti!"

And with that he's once again gone..waiting for you to look for him

Albedo

It's really cold in dragonspine and your hands are freezing! But lucky for you, you have a warm bundle of muscle right on your chest and- there hot

Finally arriving at albedos lab you see him working on a project seemingly not noticing you, "hey love" "..oh hello y-...oh" huh well that's not what he expected to see..

"Do you have a fire lit, God it's so cold" "..uh-..hm.." "What's wrong bedo..?"

"Hm..well I do hope this doesn't come off as creepy...but- are you perhaps pleasuring yourself?..if so...do you need assistance"

"...hUhhh???" "...I-" "bedo..what?" "It.. seems I've gotten it wrong..ahem- would you mind explaining than..y'know your hand positioning...?"

"That- that's what you meant-"

After you explained to albedo that you were not touching yourself randomly like a perv

He got quite curious

"Hm..so you do it sometimes because it's comfortable?"

Sighing "yes..bedo"

He is quite intrigued by the reason behind this habit of yours

"Can I touch-"

Slap.

A/n...I started writing this weeks ago but I got sick and stuff so it took me years to finally finish this

#genshin impact #genshin x reader #genshin imagines #genshin xiao #sub genshin #xiao fluff #albedo #albedo x reader #albedo x you #albedo fluff #albedo imagines #scaramouche #scaramouche x reader #scaramouche fluff #scaramouche imagines #scaramouche x you

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