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confinesofmy · 11 months
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the funniest thing about tom wambsgans winning succession is that he literally can't hack it. he's going to die of a heart attack in the next five years, like his body and mind literally cannot take the stress. he's gonna be on his deathbed wishing he had just gone back to fucking minnesota.
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confinesofmy · 3 months
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quentin coldwater: it's not sleight of hand if you're gonna use cgi. well i'm sorry, it's just that's insulting to anyone who's ever done any kind of close-up magic, so—
those girls:
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confinesofmy · 1 year
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no ykw i'm gonna say it. it's absolutely fucked that they were removed from the line of succession on their failing family-owned legacy media company so they... spent most of their combined funds on another family's failing legacy media company? because their dad wanted it and they didn't want him to have it? they're eating their own tail.
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confinesofmy · 3 months
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laios' radar chart interpretation is so fucking brutal lmao. 😭 he's a 17/25, 8 points shy of perfection. BUT. the autism. 😖
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confinesofmy · 3 months
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confinesofmy · 2 months
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GUYS GUYS GUYS I WAS JUst cooking and i added garlic despite it triggering my parosmia bc i don't know how to avoid garlic in this dish and IT SMELLS LIKE GARLIC TO ME!!! like it smells the way it's supposed to!! for the first time in one year and one month!! when i tell you i stood over my stove sniffing my fingers and crying. 😭😭😭
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confinesofmy · 1 year
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sorry for posting 100 succposts today, it will happen again. matter of fact it will happen for the next 14+ weeks. then perhaps the curse will lift and it will decrease to a dozen per day.
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confinesofmy · 8 months
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i'm rewatching hannibal and its such a rich portrait of the infantilisation (yet also exploitation) of autistic adults. like will graham really is out here fighting for autonomy and peer respect and mutual empathy and just a goddamn ounce of understanding and he's doing it all while his brain is cooking in its own juices and his new best friend/therapist is trying to figure out if he wants to fuck him, kill him, eat him, or all three but if so which order.
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confinesofmy · 1 year
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roman looking between shiv and ken saying "okay if you're having some kind of episode, and you're having some kind of episode, then who's gonna run our 3 month old start-up with me 😭" and the answer, as it turns out, was "no one!"
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confinesofmy · 1 year
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no one's talking about matsson kissing kendall's neck so i guess i will. matsson kissed his neck y'all. did you see that. he called his numbers gay and then jumped down from the windowsill like edward fucking cullen and they hugged and he (loudly, so loudly) smoocharooed kendall's NECK. kendall better watch his back before he gets put on matsson's blood brick mailing list. 👀
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confinesofmy · 8 months
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confinesofmy · 1 month
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i made coffee today and was out of soy milk so i had to choose between opening a can of evaporated milk or using butter and i chose to blend butter and coffee together like it's 2009. it is honestly pretty good though, even if it is such an exercise in creating a sink full of dishes for one drink.
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confinesofmy · 1 month
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look at this teeny tiny berry bush. i think it's a huckleberry. like 6 inches tall max. three million blossoms. i'll come back next month and taste its berries, see if it really is huckleberry.
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confinesofmy · 1 month
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my therapist once mentioned off-hand that she's not supposed to give advice which makes sense for liability reasons but is also so so crazy. like, one of the main purposes of therapy is that you present something and then they make a judgement on whether your behaviour is sane or insane and then they suggest improvements that will bring you more in line with their categorisation of sane. right??? is that not...? like what do YOU think is happening in these sessions. why am i here if not..? huh?
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confinesofmy · 2 months
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there's something soo intimate about gardening with someone. mutually deciding to tolerate (or perhaps even embrace) the dirt under your nails and staining your fingers. both people working to encourage new growth together. 😳 delicate labour but also filthy, a careful practice passed down over thousands of years culminating in two people wrists deep in the same soil. 🥵
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confinesofmy · 3 months
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laios is absolutely the kind of guy who wears a bad dragon shirt in public isn't he
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