#why is this my life

[behindheterochromiaeyes]

introverts be like

#introvert #real talk #shy #shyness #don’t be shy #socialize #deep thoughts #dankest memes #funny memes #fresh memes #funnytumblr #ironic #writing humor #self deprecating humor #tumblr humor #am i doing it right? #does that make sense #why is this my life #i can relate #relateable #this has been a self related post #life quotes #about life #friends #no friends

[deboracabral]

he’s singing holy diver 

#stranger things #steddie #eddie munson #steve harrington #why is this my life

[vitriolicsarcasm]

Time for more incorrect quotes:

Zane: If you got arrested what would be the charges?

Nya: Theft.

Lloyd: Disturbing the peace.

Cole: Aggravated assault.

Jay: Arson.

Kai: All of the above. In that order, probably.

#how do i tag this #i need sleep #ninjago nya #ninjago zane #ninjago #ninjago kai #ninjago cole #ninjago jay #ninjago lloyd #someone had to say it #kaiwouldthough #why is this my life

[jokingmisfit]

Bro, I told my therapist that I write a lot of stories. I made a mistake and told them how sometimes my writing reflects my mental state... Now they want me to bring some into to share! HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO GROW THE BALLS TO BRING IN X READER FAN FICTION TO MY THERAPIST!? WHAT HAVE I DONE!? WHAT DO I DO!?

#fanfic writer #funny #supernatural x reader #batman x reader #hannibal x reader #reverse flash x reader #markiplier egos x reader #sanders sides x reader #dr.strange x reader #wtf is wrong with me #why is this my life #how do i fix this!??! #WHAT DO I DO #HELP ME PLEASE #fan fiction writer #writer problems

[bilbopaggins]

#bipolar disorder #actually bipolar #bipolar 2 #bipolar ii #mental health memes #dissociation #mood swings #why is this my life #lol my life #laugh or cry

[a-witch-in-endor]

That awkward moment where you read a book, post on Facebook about how much you stan the academic who wrote it, also email the author a bunch of questions because you have no chill, and then they friend you on Facebook and "like" the post

#why is this my life #at least he answered my questions

[easton-creations]

Me as of two minutes ago:

*scrolling through a Sirius black fan tumblr blog*

oh my gosh a new marauders thing I haven’t heard about. this is hasn’t happened in a long time. Ok so- what is Blackcest?

Oh

ohhhhh

OH?! WHAT?!

Why oh my gosh

no- dudes. ahh

oh my gosh. why

#blackcest #sirius black #regulus black #sirius x regulus #guyssss #like why #no judgement #but like excuse me #why is this happening #remus lupin #james potter #marauders #marauders era #peter pettigrew #wizarding world #harry potter fandom #hogwarts #marauders headcanon #why is this a thing #why is this my life #i’m crying #please #wolfstar #Or #jegulus #Please no

[i-give-u--stuff]

I broke my fucking art tablet

now I can only do digital art on my phone

#Art #artists on tumblr #art tablet #I already fucked up 2025 will be my year #I broke it #why is this my life #new year

[eternalpisces]

POV: You have a Gemini moon

#why is this my life #too relatable #gemini moon

[till-alnst-official]

hey, till! do you think you'll win round 7?

don’t talk to me rn

#vivinos alien stage #alien stage #alnst #alien stage till #alnst till #alnst round 7 #why is this my life #stfu anon #alien stage tumblr au

[mystxcfire]

𝐒𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐆𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐧 (FlowerDory Au)

Don't leave me, please don't be, the seventh maid in a row.

(here is a more detailed and the offical cover of this au.)

the flowertale au was one of my favorite sans au despite the flowerfell au being the more popular of the two. Decided to make a John Dory Au based in it since, why not. Also, might have a character death. 😉

in this Au, the world is being reset when certain trolls die and type of flowers will form, from their cause of death. No one seems to remember their deaths besides John Dory.

John Dory would know that the world had reset since he wakes up in the same place everytime it does. He’s always confused when it happens until he died and was reset. This caused him to figure out what was happening.

Flowers were forming on the Trolls that were seemingly had died before the reset. Each Trolls would grow different flowers but some could have multiple flowers blooming as well.

White Clovers, Holly flowers, Willow flowers, and Columbines were John Dory’s flowers that bloomed from his right eye making him blind from that side. He had to adjust to this and eventhally he did.

In the beginning, JD was worried and confused at the same time as he noticed that the trolls he knew were supposed to be dead, are alive and seemed to have flowers blooming where the wounds, that they die from. He eventually, went through many resets until it was his turn to die and being alive once again, only to find out that he is half blind.

Figuring out which flowers he had wasn’t that hard and thought that it fit him since they flowers were some of his favorites.

#sans dory au #sans au for john dory #flowertale john dory au #flower dory au #john dory #trolls john dory #trolls jd #john dory is my favorite #john dory is half blind in this #why is this my life #trolls have taken over my life #john dory is the main character in this #because why not

[frustrationinexcelsis]

Life is full of mysteries.

Why are we born?

Where do we go when we die?

Is there a higher purpose to our lives, or are we just sacks of chemicals heading to oblivion?

Why did I spend half an hour becoming emotionally invested in a youtube series about people with cameras for heads fighting evil toilet people?

#skibidi toilet #why is this my life

[behindheterochromiaeyes]

please tell me that i am not alone with that lol

#introvert #real talk #shy guy #shyness #socialize #deep thoughts #funny memes #does that makes sense #self deprecating humor #why is this my life #funnytumblr #funny tumble post #this has been a self related post #i can relate #relateable #ironic #fresh memes #dankest memes #about life #am i doing it right? #self deprecating jokes #tumblr humor #writing humor #introversively #depressing quotes

[ashthedestroyer]

I haven’t kissed a girl since June and I want to die a little bit

#wlw #lesbian #sapphic #lesbian pride #sapphic yearning #why is this my life #I just want to come home from work and cuddle with a girl

[kyuutekyu]

No way, we're gonna cooked in front of all these guys... 😭 💔

#inter miami #asdfghjkl #i'm already tired #why is this my life #i'm speechless

[ainawgsd]

Off to a shifty start today...

Woke up to the smell of dog shit (technically I woke up to the sound of the alarm, but definitely smelled shit on the way down the stairs).

Zella had had diarrhea? (it was diarrhea but it was mostly mucus and she had been vomiting last night) all. over. the living room carpet. I did take the half hour to clean it up, but in the process decided the rug was a total loss. So as soon as husband woke up we rolled it up and took it outside to await big garbage day. We were just talking about replacing it the other day anyway.

Then husband discovered the dog shit in the crate. Sven had pooped in his crate overnight. No wonder we could still smell dog shit even with the carpet gone, the windows open, and scented candles lit. And on top of it all, Sven needs a bath.

I still have to feed the cats, take a shower, pack a lunch, get dressed and probably a million other little things im forgetting. In 45 minutes. Yay.

#text post #why is this my life #at least the kids dont have school today #so i dont have to get them ready too #shitty morning