#why do these 'ships' even exist?!

[hazbinbossbrainrot]

Dustmoth / Radiohusk fans: Eww! You like Huskerdust/Stolitz? That’s so toxic! Don’t you know that’s Stockholm Syndrome?

Stolitz / Huskerdust fans:

#Stolitz’s relationship is nowhere as bad as angel dust & valentino’s relationship #tw: stockholm syndrome (mentioned) #this was supposed to be a joke 😭 #why do these 'ships' even exist?! #why does this fit so perfectly 😂 #bad feeling (oompa loompa) #angel x valentino 🚫 #shipping wars #stolas of the ars goetia #helluva boss #tw: mention of sa #hazbin hotel #sad but true #jagwar twin #tikok trend #angel dust #toxic fans #alastor #Spotify #huskerdust #stolitz #husk #blitz buckzo

[hussyknee]

I'm really not a villain enjoyer. I love anti-heroes and anti-villains. But I can't see fictional evil separate from real evil. As in not that enjoying dark fiction means you condone it, but that all fiction holds up some kind of mirror to the world as it is. Killing innocent people doesn't make you an iconic lesbian girlboss it just makes you part of the mundane and stultifying black rot of the universe.

"But characters struggling with honour and goodness and the egoism of being good are so boring." Cool well some of us actually struggle with that stuff on the daily because being a good person is complicated and harder than being an edgelord.

Sure you can use fiction to explore the darkness of human nature and learn empathy, but the world doesn't actually suffer from a deficit of empathy for powerful and privileged people who do heinous stuff. You could literally kill a thousand babies in broad daylight and they'll find a way to blame your childhood trauma for it as long as you're white, cisgender, abled and attractive, and you'll be their poor little meow meow by the end of the week. Don't act like you're advocating for Quasimodo when you're just making Elon Musk hot, smart and gay.

#this is one of the reasons why #although i would kill antis in real life if i could #i also don't trust anyone who identifies as 'pro-ship' #it's just an excuse to shut down legitimate ethical questions and engaging in honest self-reflective media consumption and critique #art doesn't exist in a vacuum #it's a flat impossibility for it not to inform nor be informed by real world politics and attitudes #because that's what it means to be created by human hands #we can't even make machine learning thats not just human bias fed into an algorithm #if the way we interact with art truly didn't influence anything then there would be no value in it #just because antis have weaponized those points in the most bad faith ways possible #doesn't mean you can ignore them in good faith #anyway fandom stans villains because society loves to defend and protect abusers #it's not because you get the chance to be free and empathetic and indulge in your darkness and what not #it's just people's normal levels of attachment to shitty people with an added layer of justification for it #this blog is for boring do-gooder enjoyers only #lol #knee of huss #fandom wank #media critique #pop culture #fandom discourse

[twildflower]

#twflpokespe #this is him with any other person you ship him with so im just gonna not put anyone else in it #pokemon #pokemon special #pokespe #pokespe meme #reguri #trainer red #namelessshipping #heartgoldshipping #me when i dont know other ship names because i dont ship them!!! #whatever i dont care like it if you want to im only tagging the ones i know #originalshipping #me when i only know two ship names #i think i saved down other ship names somewhere wait #depressionshipping #polishipping #its so sad whys red silver called depression lmamooo #wait okay tags below this are ships i dont think anyone even like knows exist #redcas #redhueshipping #antidoteshipping #lmaooo??? so funny #then these are ones i dont like #did i have to do this? no but i just want to #specialshipping #colorfulshipping #my ss doesnt have any more ships okay next post

[satorugojoswiife]

What do you think about gojo ships

I feel like I'm pretty indifferent to most of them. This is super cringe of me, but whenever I fall super in love with a character I don't often like shipping them romantically with anyone. 💀 (im delusional I know)

It doesn't help that for some reason the jjk fandom (especially twt) is weirdly aggressive about ships. I know it isn't all the shippers and it's mostly just the loud minority, but seeing so much of the discourse has kinda put me off and I don't really engage much with the ships in the fandom except for rarepairs and selfships bc alot of the time those communities are more wholesome and cozy (if that makes sense LOL)

#satofie best ship #andnajdjskdjksnfksndjdj im sorry im cringe 😔😔 #anyways i honestly have no idea #its not even about not liking seeing him with others bc i enjoy seeing other ppls gojo × oc/selfships #i just for some reason dont really vibe with any of the existing gojo ships in the series #weirdly enough if i had to choose one i feel like sukugo is the most interesting one LOL they are so funny with eachother #i feel like in a different life they really couldve hit it off #i feel bad for gojohime shippers sometimes #like i personally dont like the ship but oh my god ppl on twitter are so mean about that ship i dont even know why ??? #is it bc alot of them prefer him shipped with a guy ?? or they dont like seeing another woman that isnt them with him?? i dont know #but i see so much hate for it and it makes me sad bc like just move on or mute the account so u dont have to see it if you really hate it #the amount of times ive seen some big jjk account qrt a fanart dissing the ship while also getting more likes than the artists post is craz #why do ppl fight over fake people kissing....... #i remember this one account specifically that was obsessed with gojo but they were so snobby about it and like gatekeeping other fans #and they really hated gjhm and for some reason felt the need to make it into a problematic ship instead of just saying #i dont like this and moving on #but they made this whole thing abt how toxic they actually are bc utahime hates gojo #only to (in the same thread) gush over their fave ship which was nanago #and i felt crazy bc its......literally the same dynamic what #like am i missing something ????? #anyways this got a bit wild but pls be nice to eachother and respect eachothers ships #you dont have to justify why u dislike a ship you can just not like it #no need to turn it problematic

[catwouthats]

Sylvie shipping lokius 🤝 Mobius shipping sylki

#selfcest doesnt exist #why tf do yall ship spidermen together #but draw the line at lokis? #and don’t give me the #they are literally the same person crap #they literally aren’t #they do not have the same DNA #One of them is a fucking alligator #some of them even have different names #they have different backstories #however they also have stuff that they’ve all been through #just like all the Spider Men #just say you hate the chemistry of sylki #don’t pretend to be on a moral high ground when there isn’t one #sylkius #sylki #lokius #loki series

[anonymouscheeses]

I'm gonna be shitting and screaming and starting fights if Sera becomes a villain. I can't take sibling angst, Sera loves Emily I swear guys believe meeee.

#im making a fanfic of two and a half halos and the mc is Emily and it focuses alot on her and sera's dynamic #ill probablg send it here when im done. in 100 years because i havent finished a fic in 20 centuries #hazbin hotel sera #seraphim #hazbin sera #emily hazbin hotel #hazbin emily #hazbin hotel emily #emily seraphim #hazbin hotel #PLEASE DONT MENTION HAND PLACEMENF PLEASE /S #I WAS DRAWINF THIS AT 3 AM AND I KEPT BLACKINF OUT BUT I KNEW ID LOSE MOTIVATION IF I DIDNT FINISH #I DIDNT NOTICE UNTIL I WAS DONE SO PLS JST- IDK. JST LOOK AT MY BABIES #i headcanon Sera as trans. for pride month i have the idea of putting every ship and character under their pride flags #sooo sera is gonna be covered with a trans flag and emily... also trans becauze everyone is trans becauze o said so #charlie is ALSO trans because i said so #i came up wit trans sera on my own(idk if it existed be4 but i jst thot of it and got all happy cuz she is so trans idc) but #i freaking love trans emoly and trans charlie so for a bit i felt wrong for hc so many characters as trans #rhen i woke up one day and was loke. yeah idgaf they all trans cuz theres not enoigh #like im not gonna ALAAYS depict them as trans except sera(she is 100% trans to me) i like the other hcs for fun. im so srs for sera i 💜 her #sera just wants to hug her huggable sister sometimes and thats ok! 💜💜 #art #fanart #artists on tumblr #digital art #*in stupid egg boy voice* i wish Sera would hold ME in her arms... 😔 #gave them snouts because i cannot deal with the no noses. it genuinely disturbs me. have yall SEEN velvettes side profile omfg 😨 #my babies... i just want them to be happy. why must there be sibling angst... they jst want to do whats right ☹️ #im gonna fight to protect Sera from spme of yall fr fr cuz she do not deserve to be SO hated. JST. JST GET TO KNO HER I SWEAR SHE COOL #like i get it. what she doin is wrong. but if you was in her shoes you know you would do the same dont even lieeee 😨

[noa-ciharu]

Discourses over shipping are so funny to me. You can say you dgaf what others ship and get someone so mad they block you and make call out post about how dare you being a reasonable human being and mind your own business online

#like don't get me wrong there are defo ships i wouldn't touch with 5 meters stick be it vanilla ones or messed up ones #but i don't trigger myself by scrolling through tags of said things and being upset over people on the other side of the world who like that #istg said behavior can be considered self destructive cuz why are you making yourself upset and angry about things you can't control and #aren't causing anyone harm? do some reflection on your internet habbits please #ship and let ship #pro fandom #proship #again i dislike that label cuz i don't think whole debate should even exist

[lindonwald]

soooo,,,,Bridgerton AU?

#hetalia #aph romania #aph bulgaria #aph moldova #hws romania #hws bulgaria #hws moldova #I wanted to post this with the season 1 poster redraw #but I can’t decide on a ship for that one hahahaha #this one was clear from the beginning tho #one because I need the you are the bane of my existence and the object of all my desires scene for robul SO BAD #and two because the angst of that scene that’s like >you are my brother< / >HALF brother< #I want ro to have >do you even know all the ways a Lord could be seduced?< tho hahaha #I need season 3 and I need it now…… #when I said I can make any media about my favourite ship I MEANT THAT #also yes aged up mol HAHAHAHA #(tbh I don’t get why he’s a kid in canon) #(don’t use)

[shadowfloofster]

Watching Bad's vod where q!Foolish, q!Cellbit and q!Baghera are trying to set up q!Bad with q!Forever, now with CC!Bad's comment about his character being oblivious in an aromatic way is great

The others talking about who to ship q!Bad with while he sits in his chair, the aromantic and skephalo flag slowly fading into the background because this man will not be with ANYONE unless it's Skeppy

And I love that about him. They're currently talking in metaphors and q!Bad is just "????? I don't understand" and I love him for it.

Foolish: we're talking about the emotions in your heart right now!

Bad: Diamonds are forever!

Either he did that on purpose or that's the best coincidence to ever happen

#I heard the word aromantic and ran with it #Q!Bad is Aromantic now sorry I don't make the rules <3 #Love him for this #Honestly I'm asexual and shipping makes me uncomfortable a lot of the time it's hard to watch some of the streams sometimes #I don't mean like Foolish and Vegetta or platonic Philza and Missa #I mean more like Bad with Forever and Fit and Foolish and Roier #So... non-canon I guess? it makes sense in my head I just can't put it into words #But anyway seeing q!Bad shipped with practically everyone in existence gets really uncomfortable for me #so CC!Bad making his character oblivious in an aromantic way makes me very happy #because it feels like a “he doesn't feel that way at all + doesn't realise others can so he doesn't think of it as even a possibility” thing #I would watch Jaiden but I struggle to watch other's streams anyway as the eggs are currently my main hook #+ my fixation is Dapper mainly #qsmp #qsmp badboyhalo #just to clarify I do ship Skephalo (I might not like shipping much but I'm not blind!! /lh) #but in a platonic/queerplatonic way #can't describe why though other than it feels more like what me and my queerplatonic partner have than romantic to me

[archerofunspeakablelove]

Russian Roulette update: Yassen's conversation with John towards the end of Командир (The Commander) genuinely made me tear up a bit. Y'all if I hadn't started shipping them at the start of Eagle Strike the first time I saw them interact this scene would've 100% convinced me because the way Yassen was so hesitant about working for Scopia at the start and had considered his other options, but now that John is tutoring him he desperately wants to prove his loyalty and competency. In the jungle John tells him he could leave if he wanted to, Scorpia had taught him enough about disguise - all this he had considered before himself, yet when John brings it up Yassen immediately shoots it down, becomes agitated. Why? Because he feels like John is questioning his competency. Remember what he said? "I can do this." John wants Yassen to not have to walk down the same path that he did, but ironically he is the reason Yassen even cares so much about succeeding in Scorpia in the first place. His cover worked a bit too well and now Yassen has a very fixed idea of who John is, and he will do anything to prove himself to his version of John.

You get it, right? The way they want completely different things out for each other, completely incompatible things, because they do not understand each other. These types of dynamics really just eat me up from the inside

#chaotic ramblings #alex rider #russian roulette #yassen gregorovich #john rider #man they really need a ship name i need SOMETHING to tag these posts with #the fact that yassen's relationship with john is very much personal to him even though he would never admit it #and it just so happens that to him john is basically an embodiment of scorpia #and he wants to impress john so by proxy he decides the best way to do that is to prove himself to scorpia #do you get it. do you get the dynamic #the tension in that scene was phenomenal i felt like i was reading fanfiction #which i suppose means that every fic author in this fandom does a wonderful job of capturing their relationship #just. the way yassen is so on edge whenever john says something about how he could still leave if he wanted to. before it's too late #the way he is so confused as to why john would bring this up because it doesnt fit with the very fixed idea he has in his mind about #who john is. the way he says “i killed some of them” as if to say see? i am like you. i can be like you. please give me a chance #his admiration for and attachment to john is so incredibly unhealthy which is unsurprising given that he has not had a normal #relationship of any sort since he was 14 and everyone he knew died #he wants so badly to be who he thinks john wants him to be. and that means that he will never be who he wants to be or who john wants him t #be or who he thinks john wants him to be. he is pursuing something that just doesn't exist #god i am so normal about these two

[dappy-dappernette]

Gonna be real with y'all ppl who say "G-rita is canon" are the most annoying mofos in this fandom /hj

#hetalia #censoring so it doesn't show up in tagz #dappy's twaddles #ngl it's kinda why I stopped shipping it #and yeah ik ''Weeeh don't let people ruin shit for you'' but like kinda hard not to when people either shove it down your gullet #or treat you like the spawn of satan for shipping the two (esp Ludwig) with anyone else #Like I get WHY its so popular but also like #Idk even when it's portrayed in a way and dynamic I like it's hard for me to fully enjoy it because I've ran into some #REALLY FUCKING asinine ger-ta fans #obviously not everyone is like that and sure you can argue that only a handful are like that but like #that's a fucking handful too many y'know??? #WHY DO ppl get all riled up if you dare ship Ludwig with anyone else anyway? #Like 99% of people seem to be fine if you ship Italy with anyone else but if you ship Germany with someone other than twinkie pie over here #then all of a sudden bitches are calling for your head on a stick #Like... Let the man exist outside of Italy. For like #Five seconds at least #goddamn lollll

[literalfuckingfreak]

a leyendecker from literally march i never ended up finishing and do not think i ever will. enjoy the sketch from it tho :) elias and peter close ups below the cut even tho my design changed significantly for both since then.

#not that i draw peter like ever. i dont dislike him i actually love him. #just. i draw really mostly the one guy you know. #and i never draw this ship #this isnt even ship art really theyre just existing in the same drawing. although it is leyendecker #and you know. #anyway #the magnus archives #peter lukas #elias bouchard #lonelyeyes #ok bye. #actually authors note i do not ship this i just like drawing gay people. also why did me 7 months ago make peter so skinny #this is not how i feel about the man. #art

[todayisafridaynight]

I’m fairly new to the fandom, but I do have a question if you can answer it! Why do people ship Daigo with Aoki / Masato? I tried looking to see if they’ve interacted before, but couldn’t find anything! Sorry for asking I’m just </3 dumb AND I LOVE YOUR ART OF THEM!!! Nerd looking ahhhhhh

hi ! welcome to the community i hope you're having a lovely time so far and ty for enjoyin my stuff :) no need for apologies it's a very fair question to have :]

i cant speak for everyone (all. ten people into masadai anyway) but Personally To Me i just think the idea of them together is very funny. thats quite literally it im afraid..

#snap chats #//twenty page google doc in the background// ignore that. it's mostly for comedic purposes #might also be my fault idk sorry about that. allegedly. idk ive had like three people tell me they started to ship them cause of me 🧍‍♂️ #@mementoasts is another person who's drawn masadai and whose stuff i love and am inspod by .. i love their disneyland fic sm ... #there was another artist on twitter who posted a neat drawing of them but i cant remember who they were and i didnt bookmark it //screams// #recently there's been ANOTHER masadai artist ive started following on twitter - @wifekiryu. his account's n/s/f/w fyi before you go looking #he has a tumblr too @foxdies. i say cause i realized as much recently vjeaKLGJALKGJ #oh but I GUESS ill get deeper into why. /i/ personally ship masadai or whatever #first off they're opposing factions yet their character alignments Do Not Match their roles. stereotypically anyway #aoki who leads the 'surface' of society and is meant to be an admirable figure and someone 'just' when really. he sucks LMAO #though that's not atypical of politicians but just from a stereotypical This Is A Respectable Individual perspective of his role #daigo on the other hand leads the 'underbelly' of society- yk comprised of dangerous criminals and outcasts and whatnot #yet as we know him daigo's compassionate and considerate of his men- he doesnt treat them like tools like aoki does #if put in a room with the two daigo would be most people's choice of person to hang out with. probably open a trapdoor on aoki tbh #and i think thats really cool and epic i always love that kinda Subverting Expectations thing #theres also the fact they both started off like. edgy/angsty in the franchise and then brush up down the line #masato does a stronger 180. publicly. obviously but its still really funny they both have to get their act together #if you wanna talk about in-text reasons. there really is none LMAO I TELLS YOU masadai is pure crack #but if i wanted to pull a muscle reaching then there's daigo being on aoki's side while everyone else is on arakawa's during the funeral #im lying of course. mitsu was behind him. rgg tryna make me forget mitsu exist .... put him back in y8 .... #and ofc ichi joins that side to even out the seating but moving on another Goofy Reason is arakawa being like #'the chairman and my son are like p much the same age Surely he knows how he thinks :)' #and then i just think daigo being all smarmy about outsmarting aoki is really goofy and im choosing to interpret that as personal #they both also have issues with their dad. s. dad/s/. anyway. #tbh the google doc tag was a joke but i really could sit here and list every dumb reason why i think theyre funny together #like i started going over the tag limit so uhhhh yeah needless to say i have a lot of. dumb reasons 💀💀💀💀 #one day ill use the main text for long rambles like this but todays not that day Point Is my imagination is rampant im afraid #so the short and sweet of it is I Think It's Funny. And They'd Be Terrible Together. Which Is Why It's Funny. #and the unfortunate part is anything i find funny i obsess over for a year so. //gestures to the mountain of bullshit thats my masadai tag/

[fiovske]

liking star wars is partly crying over obi-wan as a neat little study in grief and partly dodging obi/kin shippers as a form of extreme sport

#I didn't even know this... thing existed until jack told me wbt it a couple of weeks ago #like seeing hayden and ewan as like. older dudes. i get why ppl ship it. #i don't like it and i dont agree. but its two good looking men and shippers are predictable as hell. #so i see where its coming from. #but on god obi wan sees anakin as his brother. he says so himself. #he raised anakin all by himself and obi wan was in his 20s when anakin was a 9 year old or smth #its so weird to ship them like. the man raised anakin. he is his older brother. #why are u guys such weirdos that you have to ship it like it makes no sense to me #bc caring for someone as your own brother. it sickens me to dilute something as strong as #a familial bond. something sort of a complicated sibling relationship even in adopted terms doesn't make it any less significant #it just does Not sit right with me pals. #and it feels weird to me.. when its seen through this shallow lens of shipping #love doesn't always have to be romantic to be some 'higher form' of love yall are just cowards #obi wan and anakin's relationship is the foundation of love and betrayal and grief and anger and everything in between #and being platonic doesn't make it any less intense. #tldr: obi/kin is gross and dont interact w me if u ship it end of #anti obikin #do not even LOOK at me if ur into that padawan x master bullshit

[ssaalexblake]

it’s funny bc it was Super obvious Yaz was into 13 tracking waaaaay back to S11, and while 13 didn’t play her hand at all until Praxeus, even Just with Yaz it was very much textually there from the first half of their first season. And Just because 13 took till praxeus to play her hand, doesn’t mean she wasn’t there before then either, just that she’s very much that person whom you think you know everything about bc they’re always talking but you stop to think and realise you know Nothing about them at all. It doesn’t really matter when 13 realised her own feelings, bc they are canonically displayed eventually. And don’t get me started on the people who saw 13 Say explicitly that she Would in fact be into this entire relationship thing if not for the existential dread of her own existence and just assume she was lying about that for no reason at all. You people have so many problems. Media comprehension is quite obviously one of them. 

#dw shit #what exactly does denying this canon sapphic ship Get you??? #like the homophobes i get why They're on this line #but if you're actually gay or even just apathetic to anybody else's sexuality in general what do you stand to Gain #by denying its existence??? it's so bonkers weird stupid

[alienaliart]

A quick fanart of Shadow inspired by a bizzare dream I had about him where everything was the same except GUN put these cuffs on him for no reason

#shadow the hedgehog #sonic the hedgehog #sonic #sonic fanart #sth #alienaliart #artists on tumblr #I hope it's not too spicy for tumblr??? #the dream had no spicy implications whatsoever #it was literally pure silliness #they were like ok from now on you have to wear these for your missions and Shadow was like why #and they were like because fuck you that's why #and he was like WHY THO #so the entire time he was running around cuffed like this and complaining #they really don't pay him enough to deal with this nonsense #he even wore these at home to the surprise of Sonic and said it was for work but he was doing after hours I woke up cackling #ofc they were dating and living together in my dream duh in this house we ship sonadow #Shadow being mildly inconvenienced by government mandated restraints is a thing that exists now you're welcome #I drew this almost immediately after waking up cause I wanted the image in my head to be real so bad #it feels good to be an artist fr fr #I was gonna work on dance au sonadow stuff but I got burned out #It's still coming I promise just a little later and after I do some comms #I take commissions over on my twitter and instagram if you were interested hmu there