#Five seconds at least

[dappy-dappernette]

Gonna be real with y'all ppl who say "G-rita is canon" are the most annoying mofos in this fandom /hj

#hetalia #censoring so it doesn't show up in tagz #dappy's twaddles #ngl it's kinda why I stopped shipping it #and yeah ik ''Weeeh don't let people ruin shit for you'' but like kinda hard not to when people either shove it down your gullet #or treat you like the spawn of satan for shipping the two (esp Ludwig) with anyone else #Like I get WHY its so popular but also like #Idk even when it's portrayed in a way and dynamic I like it's hard for me to fully enjoy it because I've ran into some #REALLY FUCKING asinine ger-ta fans #obviously not everyone is like that and sure you can argue that only a handful are like that but like #that's a fucking handful too many y'know??? #WHY DO ppl get all riled up if you dare ship Ludwig with anyone else anyway? #Like 99% of people seem to be fine if you ship Italy with anyone else but if you ship Germany with someone other than twinkie pie over here #then all of a sudden bitches are calling for your head on a stick #Like... Let the man exist outside of Italy. For like #Five seconds at least #goddamn lollll

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF movie Mike and Michael compare nightmares,,

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #mike schmidt #michael afton #fnaf nightmare #fnaf #fnaf movie #fnaf 4 #fnaf fanart #five nights at freddy's #Michael once again sharing horrors beyond human comprehension to Mike 💜 #tbh it’s been a second since I’ve last had a comic focusing on these two #it’s interesting how both have a deep connection to dreams in particular #though once again Michael is winning on how much worse his vers are #in the Survival logbook Michael does draw nightmare Fredbear #so those are his nightmares this guy can’t even get a break in sleep #I actually wonder if we’ll ever seen any of the nightmares in live action least for a dream sequence

[kala-mies]

Pussy isn't real, let's get going!

#jrwi #jrwi show #jrwi fanart #just roll with it #jrwi apotheosis #rumi jrwi #kala art #please stop for at least five seconds to look at the cloak #it took a while.

[the-abyss-of-fandoms]

Me when Capcom made me fight two blind grandmas with chainsaws and then a centipede priest back to back:

#only capcom would do this to me #and I thought fromsoftware #was cruel #anyway I hate children #at least Ellie wasn’t taken every five seconds #Ashley needs to get it together and stop flirting with my man’s Leon #resident evil 4 remake #resident evil 4 #resident evil #re4 leon #re4make #ashley graham re4 #re4r spoilers #leon kennedy x y/n #leon kennedy imagine #leon kennedy x reader #leon kennedy x you #leon kennedy

[beskarfrog]

i didn't expect it to be someone like you, i didn't expect you to be like me

#dinluke #the mandalorian #digital art #dinluke art #clan of three #another five second sad dinluke #i like to think that maybe this is one where luke and grogu met first and din somehow finds his way into their story #there's at least one fic on ao3 like that #or maybe din brings grogu back to luke somehow and luke is so relieved bc he's felt very alone as a jedi for a long time #alas i shant stay long #i still don’t have the bandwidth for extra stress #the fandom discourse is a little spicy at the moment and kind of uncomfy for a gnc person

[plutonex]

"...Where did you get that?"

rain world art month, day 13/23: five pebbles/pearls

#rain world #rw art month #five pebbles #rw survivor #my art #search tags outta the way for real this time #its been a second (bc ive been trying to do my day 2 prompt for em. 23 days now. #my only goal is to get at least that done before the end of the month KSJDFKJD #but i loveddd doing this one im proud of this #we doing fun things #:3c

[coffeebanana]

istg half of the post-s5 finale fics i see have some sort of disclaimer in the tags or summary (or i even just saw one in the title!!) saying the fic was written because the show sucks or the finale sucked or they just hated everything about it

and it's frustrating because i probably would have enjoyed a lot of these fics! but now i'm not even going to touch them because i don't want to engage with people shitting on the show

#miraculous ladybug #ml fandom salt #like. it's okay if you didn't like the finale #if you're disappointed or wish things happened differently #and it's great to use fic as a means of writing what you wanted to see. that's the point (or at least one of the points) of fic! #but being negative af about the finale isn't going to make people who enjoyed it want to engage with your fan-creations #and that's sad because there IS so much to explore with what the finale left us #and i bet a lot of these actual fics are not salty beyond the author's note/summary/etc... #but because some people refuse to acknowledge that the finale maybe wasn't trying to wrap up everything in a nice little bow #and have decided the show is objectively awful because of it #now i don't want to engage #and i know salt isn't new in this fandom but my god can we calm down for five seconds #kayla rants

[snarkwithasmile]

don't you just love it when women

#revolutionary girl utena #amv #anime music video #fanvid #utena amv #not me forgetting I have a tumblr for years at a time #whoops #shoujo kakumei utena #just sapphic things #90s anime #90s shoujo #deconstructing gender roles #shout out to the shadow girls who are my favorite to add to vids #cw: flashing lights #cw: canon typical violence #cw: spoilers for the whole show #song: it's different for girls by of montreal #I would tag characters but it'd be every girl that spends at least five seconds on screen #Youtube

[loosescrewslefty]

Me- The response to my SxF Floriography post was incredible! Maybe I should do one for the Second OP too?

2nd OP-

Me-

#Spy x Family #Loid Forger #Yor Forger #Anya Forger #Bond Forger #Forger Family #Floriography #I count at least twenty five different distinct flowers in the background of these few seconds ALONE #probably more by I don't notice because everything is so faint and I'm straining my eyes trying to see them #I do not fear much in terms of attempting to interpret Floriography... But this? #This scares me

[turtleblogatlast]

[ cw: death mention / ]

You know, sometimes I think of all the moments Leo was ready for death, and how his last words each and every time were never goodbyes.

I’d like to think that, each time, he had an innate hope that things would turn out okay.

He grows up to be the world’s greatest ninja, after all.

And a ninja’s greatest weapon is hope.

#rise leo #rottmnt leo #rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #death mention / #rottmnt movie spoilers #AT LEAST TO MY MEMORY #All ~five~ times never contained a goodbye #either jokes or apologies or an attempt to take the fall for his fam #from what I remember #there was the two times he tried to give himself up for the sake of his fam #the movie where he succeeded in doing this #the time he was thrown off a building by draxum #and lastly when a brainwashed Raph almost killed him #I’ll have to go back to check if there were any more but yeah #first two were earnest pleas for his family’s safety at his expense #second two were quips (“that’s how I cope’’) #last was an apology

[audliminal]

Sometimes you decide to write a fic, and in doing so, you write an in-universe Wikipedia page for a character to read, and you suddenly feel like the world's biggest nerd....

#dp x dc #danny is new to this universe and he does not know what meta means lmao #at least he was smart enough to decide to go do research as soon as he got here #i am giving this boy a crisis #danny in about five seconds: what do you mean “meta-protection acts”???????? #poor boy

[dawnthefluffyduck]

Not May, but the semester is finally over (not officially, but with my finals schedule, I've practically got nothing left)

I'm back :D I feel god-damn awful though, so for the next few days I'll be sharing the handful of sketches and scribbles I made over the last month or so. It's not a lot, but hopefully I'll be on my feet when they're all posted and able to work on my own art again. Thank you guys for your patience and support while I was gone, it meant the world to me as I was trudging through the rest of the semester <3

#been fighting to stay awake all day #the second i got a minute to breathe i guess it just kinda hit me #every ounce of poorly repressed stress from the last five months just smacked me in the face all at once #i'll be slowly coming back on here since i don't have all of my energy back #and by that i mean i've drafted all of these posts as i made the drawings and just didn't share them #so i'm not actually gonna be making any new posts for a little bit most likely #but soon :) #alrighty time to do the aforementioned ''resting'' #or at least attempt haha #ralsei #deltarune #sad and tired as always #me rn fr

[asurrogateblog]

given the four separate beatles biopics I see no reason why they shouldn’t do the same thing with pink floyd. let roger and david make two completely conflicting and unapologetically biased movies. nick can narrate them both and offer wry commentary

#could we at least get them to appear for like five seconds in the background of one of the beatles ones #going down the hallway at abbey road the other direction or something #‘baby you’re a rich man’ is based on an event they headlined let’s see that #pink floyd

[buckttommy]

save me buddie moments in season 7. buddie moments in season 7 save me.

#If they don't at least look at each other for more than five seconds #I will kill someone #Not myself because suicide jokes are cringe #but I will kill someone else #So really #the fate of the world is in TPTB's hands

[chipistrate]

Okay but IF hw2's protag is Cassie's dad then I just. Hope they don't keep bringing him up as a reoccurring character

We can piece together his storyline just fine from HW2 and Ruin alone and I just don't see any reason to keep bringing him up outside of some potential Cassie moments

#Chip Chatter #we have enoughhhh main characters that we haven't really explored much #(Vanessa Gregory Cassie Freddy and the rest of the glamrocks if you count them) #like we really don't need to add ANOTHER person into the mix #at least not until we can better establish the guys we already have #hell- we don't even know the dynamic of 3 star fam #we've never seen them properly interact #give these guys time for five seconds and THEN you can introduce a new guy if you really want

[buildoblivionthenwewilltalk]

four to doomsday is a funny serial because it’s objectively kinda dull but it’s so SO good at showing us what makes fivey and his friends tick

#doctor who #especially because 5 is out of comission for a lot of Castrovalva #or at least he hasn’t quite settled into his rhythm yet #and 4todoom is an excellent example of how a ‘second ep’ is a vital part of a new doctors initiation #just plonk the doctor and Co down somewhere and see how they react! #we see his designated driver ‘oh shit where’s heathrow’ role #but also his energy and even a bit of mischief #making faces at the security bots and that little smile when he blocks the camera with his hat #and his tetchiness too - ‘ah! you’re spoiling my concentration >:( #I also love that scene where they’re watching the dancing and Tegan is like ‘what are we doing the vibes are off’ #but five explains that he needs time to think so just look like you’re enjoying yourself #before cheerfully waving at their hosts #it’s a nice microcosm of how his outward ‘politeness’ is very much a facade #also we get some good scenes to show how team 5 works #nyssa and adric being impressed with the logic vs the doctor and Tegan’s knowledge of earth (and dry humour) #‘how’s your ancient history Tegan?’ ‘like I feel - awful -_-‘ ‘not to worry mines pretty good!’ #iTS SO GOOD #I will defend this serial I have so many thoughts #fifth doctor #5th doctor #season 19 #Tegan #adric #nyssa #classic who