#who the fuck am i why am i lile this

[twowivestwoknives]

well i made it to the medical appointment, got all the way to the procedure room, had a panic attack and couldnt go thru with it

#i can FEEL needles inside me #instant overstim panic attack overwhelm #and the procedure is 5min of 3 diff needles In My Shoulder #and i just couldnt keep it together #but if i dont do this we dont know if i need surgery #i feel like such a fucking pussy #idk why i feel so bad #i keep fighting hard to get my body taken care of #and this is a Part of That #but i just cant fucking do it #ffs i wanna die (not for serious just) #i have so much run off panic #im going home and eating leftovers and playing sims and going to bed early #and only wesring soft things #i feel like such a fucking child #im 27 and scared of /needles/ ??? #i broke my foot and didnt notice but NEEDLES #i hhave chronic pain at a 4-7 daily but NEEDLES #i find cuts and bruises cathartic but NEEDLES #who the fuck am i why am i lile this #life and times #medical t #needles t

[tiredstressedemotionalmess]

made a little zine abt some of my favorite things in my room :]

#zine #mini zine #my art #i didnt explain the paul thing very well bc i had limited space. essentially tbis dude called me like six three in a row when i was hanging #with my friend #i got annoyed and answered to tell him he had the wrong number. despite this he called back AGAIN. hing uo after being told again he had #the wring number THEN TEXTED ME GOING 'wrong number this is paul' #LILE BRO WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME WHO YOU ARE IF ITS CLEAR YOU HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER 😭 #anyways my friend and i found this guy hilarious and we had a fucking insane conversation with him. we texted him a few times MONTHS later #and then he blocked me bc i wouldnt tell him 'who i was' or 'why i started texting him' which like. HELLO??? I DIDNT START TEXTING YOU #WHY WOULD I TELL YOU WHO I AM WHEN ITS CLEAR WE DONT FUCKING KNOW EACH OTHER 😭 YOURE THE ONE WHO TEXTED ME WTF #anyways i gave him a fake first name which for some reason wasnt good enough for him so he blocked me :// sad. #i dont even knoe if the pic i have is actually of him or if his real name is paul so *shrugs*. either way he now sits on my wall in the #mouth of a hippo picture frame #bc it reminds me of a funny time with a friend :]

[im-diseased-but-cool]

Gimme be honest fellas I can't stop thinking about the parallel of Lucifer loving God so much and God cast him away and fuccijf Sam and Dean like it drives me crazy. I hate these bitches so much they've ruined my life I have never thought about Cain and Abel but guess what folks! I AM THINKING ABOUT THOSE BROTHERS BEVAUSE OF THESE STUPID FUCKING TWINK ASS FAGS!!!!! Sam and Dean die maybe but don't god im in shambles

#diseasy speaky #sam winchester #dean winchester #spn #supernatural #because why do they consume all of my brain #i need to eat food i feel light headed but also i meed to scream in both of their faces bevause why on god green earth are they like that #too many parallels I'm constantly seeing equal signs #double limed bitchen #fucking #... #sam and dean #dean and sam #i dont care they both need to become omnipotent beings and them explode #seriously the parallels #god amd lucifer #cain and abel #whats next??? jesus and judas fucking probably with these sick sons of bitches #im losing my mind chat #chat help me i am losing it all to these atupid wincest fucks #i feel crazy i need to be locked up in a 20 level security prison with norhing bit lile one toilet amd a pillow padded cell spoon fed theoug #a fuckinf tube and j get one visitor oh my god who is it whos visiting me. boom ita dean winchester and he tortures me by talking about his #baby brother and his puppy dog eyes thay you cant say no to but while hes speaking im thrashing around and foaming at the mouth because lem #lemme out of here please free me tlfrom this hell i just want to leave

[borderlinegerard]

its always morally correct to wish death on your ex

#personal #my posts #i am actually doing Generally okay with all of this #i fucking hate him and i hope he dies. but jm okay #im having these weird mixed emotions #i cried twice today in second period but like. im laugjing more #and i keot sayibg i wanted to drop them all anyways #i guess they did it for me? #still hurts more than anythinf #“i loved him” if yoy did then why did you break up with me lol #“oh maybe we can try agaib one day” we Both know thats only happening if i reach out first #youdidnt care enough to text after months until i did it first #but honestly im trying my best not tk think about it because being upset is what he wants from me #imnot govinf him that. im not feeling bad over something he caused #i hate him and i hope he dies. but its okay #maybe kne day i can be hashtag normak enough to talk tk him without bursting into tears #hes really sayinghow imade himfeel fuckcjing manajic wheni had panic attacks because the guy who sits across from me #in art class looks lile him #like ughhow fo you not see what you did to me! you caused the worst 3 months of my life. thanks i guess... #but i find it hard tj care seeing as im always second best #i knownyou like that fucking guy better than you ever liked me #but it wouldve been nice if you ag least tried to hide it #all of that said. i might be okat

[opens-up-4-nobody]

Naruto shippuden things that made me lose my mind (ep 244-260):

Dark naruto my beloved 🖤 (I wish naruto could externalize these thoughts to someone else and they could comfort him so he wouldn't have to comfort himself)

Kushina @ naruto: wow minato didn't tell u shit

There's something very... unsettling? To me about minato. I think maybe it's just bc bad writing but something feeling deeply wrong about him?

Child itachi: don't worry, sasuke, I'll protect u (I think they're framing this as a sweet moment but it just feels sad and fucked up and sinister bc itachi u literally r going to create a monster. Like u meant well in ur own fucked logic but u hurt him so so bad)

Kushina, dying: naruto, stay the fuck away from lord jiraiya

Kisame, confronting his impending doom: I choose death by shark attack

Tobi, on his way out the door to murder someone and desecrate a corpse: kabuto don't do anything fucked up while I'm gone

I can't take Kabuto seriously in that snake hoodie???

In Madara secret hide out of horrors he has a chamber of eyeballs, a mutieyed beast that sucks the souls from jinchuriki, 100,000 lil white soldiers, and the petrified remains of hashirama. What a fucking place to live.

Everytime we find a new character with part of hashirama in them, it only gets funnier

Spend 20 episodes traveling to keep naruto safe then just fucking instantly their position is compromised lmao

I would like everyone to stop lying to naruto, please

Yamatoooooo in the belly of a snake :'(((

7yr old naruto: what were my parents like? The 3rd hokage: fuck off. Bye.

The writers: what if we reanimated the original Naruto but gave kakashi smaller hair?

#listen. the flashback eps with kushina and minato are so fucking good. like best episodes so far #i would die for kushina. i lov her so much. minato just doesnt feel like a real person tho? #lile it feels like he read the script so his actions are dictated by the plot and he has no emotional reaction to them #bc he knos what's gonna happen. he is v pretty tho #i am hype for this war tho. i wanna see madara murder everyone #and i wanna kno obitos whole deal. i wonder if i would have figured him out by this point if i didnt kno #bc like at this point it seems pretty obvious bc like also im fucking awful at seeing things like that #anyway... i domt even kno im just glad naruto got to meet his mum #naruto #also i assume kabuto got to stay wuth tobi bc he dragged up the actual dead ass corpse of madara? #which is really fucking funny to me. like kabuto being like: yo look what i got here madara #and obito is standing there sweating like: fuck. this fucking snake is gonna spill my secrets better keep him close #i assume he needs to keep his identity a secret until he can actually revive madara bc that's why everyone is so scared of him #bc i was like y does he care if everyone knos who he is. at this point kakashi is the only one who would b emotionally affected by knowing #but yea its gotta b bc madara is scary powerful so the whole world is like. mmm lets not fuck with masked man #unrelated

[roydeezed]

I was gonna be so fucking unwell about chapter 1113 and how it affects my long held beliefs on what I think the whole thing is about but y'all aren't ready for my thoughts on how I think Humans and the Gorosei and the skypeians are Aliens to the world and how the 20 kingdoms were good actually but not really and how maybe neptune the planet was dropped on the One Piece world.

But I will drop something I have sufficient proof for I think. There's a more than zero chance that the world sinking is due to a downpour and not something like the mother flame...

Remember Wano? Do you see two key parts in that diagram? It was flooded from rain and it got a barrier put around it. Let's come back to the rain part and talk about the barrier part first. What does that remind you of? That's right! The red line! If the water level was even lower back then then there's a chance that the unnatural formation of the world was created by someone who could move earth like they did around Wano. Possibly with Continent Pullers lile Oars. Or maybe an Ancient Weapon(perhaps they were terraforming tools but y'all really aren't ready for the aliens talk). But anyways. Its very possible that whoever made the red line also flooded the world. (I think it's either the lunarians or the skypieans but y'all really really aren't ready for the aliens talk) And why am I such a big proponent of rain as the method of flooding? Drumroll please mes amies.

That's right! We have a precedent in the first big arc of One Piece. Vivi's arc, the character that somehow relates to Imu hmm??? But also remember the immaculate weather in certain places and the violent weather in others. Certain Government owned places like Enies Lobby and Marejois. Remind you of something else about Dance Powder?

That's right! It makes it so some places don't get anything like rain or precipitation! But this betrays two uses. Either the people who flooded the world previously were malevolent or benevolent. Malevolent is easy. They wanted perfect weather for themselves so they offloaded the rain and bad weather elsewhere. Some real bougie shit eh? But benevolent could be more interesting. What if they were trying to spread the rain around to help the world prosper. That could be a justification to usurp the rainmakers in something like the rebellion of the 20 kingdoms. It could also lead to the nuanced conclusion Rayliegh talked about. Idk if this is right but the rain thing sticks out to me as important. Though I do wonder where all the water comes from.

#one piece chapter 1113 #one piece spoilers #one piece chapter 1113 spoilers #op 1113 #op 1113 spoilers #op chapter 1113 #op chapter 1113 spoilers #god i am so unhinged about this latest chapter

[lexa-griffins]

Dilf Clarke takes her son to the pool for swimming lessons. She didn't expect his new instructor, Lexa, to be so beautiful. It doesn't help that Lexa wears a swimsuit that accentuates her curves especially her ass. Clarke tries to keep a respectful gaze as Lexa teaches her son but her glance always strays to Lexa's cleavage, hips, or ass in her tight swimsuit. Once practice is over, Clarke thanks Lexa. Lexa flirts with Clarke openly since she saw her checking her body out multiple times during the lesson. Gaining courage, Clarke asks Lexa if she also does adult swimming lessons. She could always improve her form and technique. Lexa says yes and she wouldn't mind helping Clarke with her "strokes" during a one-on-one private lesson

!!!!!! Oh oh oh 👀👀👀👀

Jack has been BEGGING to take swimming lessons. He still can't swim like his cousins can and Clarke can honestly barely swim too so she is definitely not the prime teacher for thia. So, swimming lessons it is, even if they cost so fucking much.

She's not expecting to have a good time. She's expecting to be bored and scared out of her mind for her little boy on the water.

Any of those seemingly awful feelings are absolutely gone the moment she hears the cheerful "Good morning class." She read the panflect, she knows the teacher is a competitive swimmer and someone who has life guard training. She knows she's youngerish, mid 20s she believes, but somehow she did not expect /her/. She introduces herself to the parents and the class as Lexa and unfortunately Clarke doesn't catch much other than that. The swimsuit is as basic as they come and yet this woman seems to make it look like high fashion lingerie, with the way it clings to her hips and lifts her chest and if Clarke so much as thinks about how it all but disappears beyween her cheeks she's gonna get in trouble.

It is only luck that her kid seems to find himself so famn attatched to Lexa during the whole class, giving Clarke an excuse to look at all while making sure her little boy is alright.

The lesson is short, as most of the kids can barely get in the water at this stage without needing Lexa's full attention. Jack seems to not want to let go of her at all.

It starts there really. How clearly Jack feels sage around Lexa, always the one to go and hug her first, clingning to her despite being a fast learned. This means Clarke and Lexa talk a lot more. /Flirt/ a lot more.

"He's like a little fish! Look at him go!"

"He seems to have taken quite the liling for the water. He's a very smart boy Clarke, you should be proud."

"Oh believe me, I am. I can't even step in the water without feeling like I'm drowning. Maybe i need some basic lessons too."

That, that right there was the magic word.

Because Lexa suggests giving her some classes. And Clarke accepts it.

It is almost embarrassing for Clarke, splashing around the pool at her big age without knowing how to swim. But it also shows her why the kids love Lexa so much, how patience and helpful she is.

Its in the locker room after their second lesson that it happens. Because Clarke cannot stop staring at the way Lexa's wet bathing suit clings to her, her drying hair curling more and more, the droplets of water dripping for its ends and making their way down her back and the curve of her ass. She knows Lexa stares too. Clarke made a point of choosing a swimsuit that is more than generous with her cleavage and knows the swimming shorts do accentuate her crotch.

They are crashing against the lockers before the other has a chance to say anything. They reek of chlorine, but neither care. Clarke lifts Lexa without struggle, pulling long legs around her shoulders, forcing Lexa against the lockers. Some adjusting is nedded to free her dick from the bathing suit, while Lexa's is easily pushed to the side ao she can enter her.

Its desperate and fast, and still Lexa has the time to bring the top of Clarke swimming suit down, freeing her tits from the small cage they were in. Clarke palms Lexa's ass, finally satisfying the impulsive desire to keep her hands there.

It lasts so little that Clarke almost wants to cry when she feels her balls tighten. Lexa grabs her by the back of her neck and crashes their lips together, seemingly finding no discomfort in her squished position as Clarke cums inside of her.

They stand there for a minute. Clarke's dick softening, her chest out as Lexa breathes heavily, eyes close and head against the locker, a satisfied smile on her face. Clarke is careful to help her down, a "wow" leaving her as Lexa nearly falls once her feet touch the ground, Clarke's arms around her waist to keep her steady.

Lexa looks at her with a genuine smile, happiness clear as day in her arms. Clarke knew Lexa had somewhat of an attraction to her, but it wasn't until just now that she realized just how big of a crush the younger girl truly had on her.

That surely complicates things.

#letter opened #wanheda's dagger #i adore the premise but i didnt do it justice!!! #but!!! there i love mom clarke just drooling over swim instructor lexa 🤤

[yourlocalrodent]

i saw you wanted to request so here i am 😎💀

Could you write like a makeout sesh w/gareth where hes like teasing us and its lile high tension

Omg fuck yesss, chefs kiss. I never even thought ab writing a make out Gareth fanfic.

During hellfire club Gareth thought I was sooo funny to tease you. Rubbing his hand up and down your thigh, whispering things to you ect. By the end of hellfire club the entire club saw something was up, but they never bothered to ask you two. “ need a ride?” Eddie asked pointing to his van “ nah thanks Eddie I’m going with Gareth” you replied “suit yourself” he shrugged. Gareth grabbed your hand walking you to the car. He suddenly spoke up “ wanna head to my place?” He never took his eyes off the road “ yeah but I gotta use your landline, my parents need to know” a simple ‘yep,yep’ came from his mouth. Gareth’s hands drove the car towards his house, how ever your hands were playing with the hem of your hellfire shirt due to the tension in the car. Sexual or romantic tension you couldn’t tell.

at Gareth’s house

parking his car near the fence Gareth got out first. You got out second, he grabbed your hand and directed you towards the door of his home, of which you were quite used too. His little Brother ran towards the door Oakley yelled “ Look Kay! Gareth’s back and he brought *name*!” That got Kay excited and she scurried towards the door. “ *name*!” She seems more excited to see you who was a older sister figure more then her actual older sibling who was standing their awkwardly while two small kids jumped for your attention. He cleared his throat “ sorry guys me and *name* want some us time” Kay sighed “ why? You guys gonna kiss?” She mocked “ ewwww” Oakley gaged at the idea. “ cmon sweet cheeks” Gareth whispered taking you up the stairs away from the 8 and 6 year olds. They ran back to mrs Emerson to annoy her. You had forgotten to call your parents by then. Gareth let you into his room first before letting himself in and closing the door, you sat yourself on his bed, he soon followed pulling you into his lap (Daddy-) he lowered his head towards your neck, think it was just a cuddle you sighed but had a small yelp when he starts kissing and sucking at your neck. “So pretty/handsome” he sighed before continuing at his little ‘activity’. He left hickeys in very obvious places “ hey! Don’t let your parents see!” You growled he rolled his eyes “ they won’t care” his face inches from yours “ t-then what about Oakley and Kay?” He hushed you “ they’re too naive to know.” And with that he pushed you down the bed roughly kissing you. Your arms snaked to wrap toward his neck and he pulled your thigh towards his waist. Gareth pulled his head up “ what’s wrong sweetheart? Nervous” he chuckled “ I- no!” You stuttered “ mhm clearly” and he began leaving more hickeys around your neck, a soft moan escaping your throat “ seems like you like this love” he chuckled “ mhm” you sighed. You loved doing this, even though he would tease you it made you feel better any day. Gareth finished giving you hickeys he looked up at his work giving a slight chuckle “ you want a kiss don’t ya ” He teased “ I think you do” he gave you this smirk adding to the slight tension before going down to kiss you, you slightly gasped giving him plenty of time to stick his tongue into your mouth. You two would only part for air. You parted ways for the maybe 6th or 7th time with a string of spit connecting you two “ how did I manage you?”

#Gareth Emerson #corroded coffin #gareth emerson x reader #gareth stranger things #gwydion lashlee walton #stranger things season four #gareth stranger things x reader #gareth the great #gareth emerson #gareth emerson imagine #gareth emerson fluff #gareth emerson smut #gareth emerson x y/n #strangers things 4 #stranger things #ask #ask response #thanks for the ask!

[yb-cringe]

im not a qsmper but i AM incredibly nosy and a jaiden of the animation variety fan. what is familioier, why is jaiden specifically being excluded, and WHAT suicide jokes are being made????

KFAKMD ok. lets take this step by step

1) familoier is the qsmp ‘family’ of roier bobby and jaiden. thats what it was originally (bobby is an egg child given to roier and jaiden its a long story)

this later came to involve cellbit as roier and cellbit got married (WAHOO) and before that vegetta as roiers dad and foolish as his? stepdad and leo as his sister.

2) its just misogyny. thats why shes excluded. like no one would ever admit that because they dont want to but to them ever since guapduo got married jaiden has been Nothing but Fun Side Character haha and not a major part of roiers life. not the literal mother of his child.

and also his best friend who was there for him for a major part of his life (post spreen betrayal- lile right off the cuff of that is when jaiden meets him). shes an extremely fuckin important person and CELLBIT makes a huge fucking point of this even

however literally like ever since the marriage happened people have been really quick to discount jaidens character entirely and exclude her from any discussions around familoier.

and at first the assumption is WELL what if its just bc shes not there a ton? interacting with them? and yet id say she interacted with roier more than vegetta and foolish yet somehow theyre always getting included in these aus and fics and art pieces because god forbid we forget the two extra men in this photo of an all male family, one of which hasnt been on in months

3) fjsjfn the suicide joke part is just to imply ‘if you keep doing x then im gonna kill myself’ was originally whag i was gonna say. but its like. ironic ‘no i onow thats bad so im gonna say something else to be less toxic’

anyway this was a huge EXTREMELY MESSY rant. tl;dr im just frustrated by people consistently ignoring jaidens involvement in roiers life and constantly backseating her for the more ‘interesting’ romance plot. like its just the quickest way to tell me you dont give a shit about aroace people, strong platonic relationships, or women just. at all.

#discourse #asks #LMAO this was long storry

[sabo-has-my-heart]

Oh my goddddd! The Valentine fic is so cuteee! Thank you so much! I read it right the second it came out and I absolutely love it!!

How are you today? If you are still taking requests, may I ask for another fic?

Ace is a noble that turns into a thief at night (Kinda lile Robin hood) and people don't know the real identity of Thief Ace. Fem!Reader is also a noble that does not get along with noble Ace, but she is a fan of thief Ace (having a huge crush on him). Ace likes her back and is over the moon once he learns that reader like Thief Ace, but also very sad and doesn't know how reader will react when she learns about his real identity. Happy ending, please. It can be either fluff or nsfw or both :^) I just really love the romance in yohr writing.

Feel free to skip this if you are not comfortable. Have a great day!!

Damn it, you always know how to make me write something and need to put it into 2 parts! I kid, I kid, I love it, I really, truly do. They're such great ideas. Thank you for always sending them in.

Part 2: Who I Really Am

Warnings: theft, insults

Word Count: 1300

     Running across the rooftops, Ace chuckled to himself. He’d just dropped a load of cash off at various homes and orphanages. Not enough to be noticed by the guards, lest they realize and take it away, but enough to help each family. While he couldn’t do this every night, he would do it as often as possible, anything to help the people out. Having gone out to the slums before, he’d seen the suffering of those who lived below the middle district. It was something he couldn’t turn a blind eye to, so instead, he’d turned to stealing from people. But it was fine, the people he stole from always had more than enough to spare. Noble families with way too much money, merchants who flaunted their wealth like arrogant pricks, but he never hit up anybody who couldn’t afford it. He wondered if it was ironic that he, himself, was a noble. A noble stealing from nobles, actually what he did wasn’t that different from the things he’d seen other noble families do, he was just more honest about it. 

     Crawling into his bedroom window, Ace let out a soft sigh as he took off his ‘thief disguise’. A pair of beat up old, black shorts, clunky, cheap, black boots, a long black coat with red flames, a white scarf that he often pulled over his face, and an orange hat. Thief Alias: Spade, wanted all across the kingdom, dead or alive. His ‘daytime persona’? Portgas D. Ace. Adopted grandson of Marquess Monkey D. Garp, adopted brother of Sabo and Luffy. He’d been adopted after his father, a duke from another country and that country’s greatest hero, had died, asking his longtime friend and fellow ‘hero’ to take care of his son. 

     “So, who did you steal from this time?” a voice asked, startling the boy as he spun around. Stepping out from the shadows cast by his wardrobe was his blond haired brother, arms crossed and smirking.

     “Oh, Sabo. Fuck, you gotta stop doing that. Damn near gave me a heart attack. Nobody special, well, I mean, as a noble, they think they’re special, but nobody we ever care about.” Ace said, hiding his outfit in a secret drawer under his wardrobe. 

     “Great, but we have a party tomorrow, remember? This cuts into your sleep and I’m not covering for you again.” Sabo scolded. He didn’t mind Ace going out, what he minded was constantly being responsible for his brother. Despite being the ‘responsible brother’, he’d rather be stealing from nobles like Ace did. Thinking about it for a moment, Ace’s eyes lit up.

     “It’s Y/n’s party! She’s finally 18 so her parents are throwing her a coming of age ball!” Ace said excitedly. He’d had a crush on you for ages despite how often you turned him away, this party was his chance to impress both you and your parents. No one really knew why, but your parents had decided to wait a year on your coming-of-age ball, but he didn’t mind so long as he had a shot at you. If he could impress you, you’d let him court you, if he could impress your parents, they wouldn’t interfere.

     Smoothing out your dress, you took a deep breath. It was a fairly simple dress, but then, despite the kind of party, you’d wanted it to be. You wanted something that would make you look gorgeous, but not like all the other noble girls who always wore ostentatious dresses. Spade would never go for a girl like them, they were too stuck up and interested in their wealth, he’d probably be more interested in someone more low-key. Admittedly, it was still a dress befitting someone of your rank, but for a young noblewoman, it was rather ‘plain and uninteresting’. No large petticoats, no gemstones adorning the netting or waist, and no puffy sleeves. Sleek, simple, but gorgeous. You’d stand out from all the girls wearing large ball gowns while still looking stunning. Even your jewelry was simple. No large, complex necklaces, no giant earrings, and no stupid coming-of-age tiaras. Simple and elegant. Enough to catch Spade’s eye while not making him roll his eyes. Did you think he would stop by? No, not with so many people here, but maybe he’d peek in to see what was going on. 

     Standing in the crowded room, Ace eagerly awaited your entrance, his head perking up when he heard them announcing your presence. You looked more stunning than ever. Like elegance personified. Part of him had expected a poofy dress that wouldn’t look good on you with pounds of jewelry and make up to make you look as ‘beautiful as possible’ but would only serve to hide your true beauty. This… this made his heart stop. An elegant, streamline dress with simple gloves, a simple necklace with only a few stones, small, elegant, silver earrings, and dainty, yet ‘understated’ heels. Your hair was pulled up into a half ponytail and slightly curled, framing your face perfectly, and your make-up was surprisingly minimal. He couldn’t do this. You were too beautiful, too stunning, there was no way he could ask an absolute goddess like you to dance, to even approach you! Even still, he couldn’t let another guy have you. Swallowing hard, he wiped his hands on his suit and nervously walked up to you. 

     “C-care to dance?” Ace asked, hoping you didn’t notice the way his words were stuttered and broken up. 

     Staring at his hand, you sighed. Portgas D. Ace, another noble boy. While you weren’t particularly fond of most noblemen, you had a particular dislike of this one. Always bothering you, inviting himself to your tea time and helping himself to your snacks, coming and talking to you every time he saw you, even if it was clear you didn’t want to talk to him, and always, always, showing off! Still, it would be rude not to accept and his family was one you’d rather not spurn. Gently placing your hand in his, you let him lead you to the dance floor, the boy grinning like the idiot he was. Thinking for a moment, you grinned, you had just the thing to drive him off!

     “So, Ace, have you heard about the latest sighting of Spade?” you asked, watching a strange expression flash across his face for a split second.

     “Eh, only vaguely, I hear he’s causing more trouble for the other noble families.” he said with a small shrug as if he wasn’t interested.

     “Well, I mean, that is what he does, but I mean have you actually heard about him?” you pushed, watching as he shook his head no.

     “Nah, he’s not important enough to keep tabs on.” Ace lied. Okay, he knew exactly what ‘Spade’ was up to, but he had to play the part of an uncaring, stuffy noble.

     “Not important enough? Are you serious? Not only is he stealing from people like you and I but he’s the hottest topic in all of the social circles and my personal favorite.” you said, huffing slightly. It figured Ace wouldn’t like Spade, Spade probably stole all of Ace’s spotlight. Ace swore his heart entered his throat and stopped! You were a fan of Spade’s? You were his fan?!

     “A-are you sure?” Ace managed to force out, his voice wavering. It couldn’t be, the woman of his dreams was a fan of his? You liked what he did? You… would it be alright to say that you had a crush on him?!

     “Of course I’m sure! Spade is the most amazing guy in the kingdom and nothing anybody says can convince me otherwise!” you snapped slightly. You were serious, you weren’t putting on a show to drive him away, you actually liked Spade. Ace’s heart pounded now more than ever.

#one piece #one piece ace #portgas d. ace #fire fist ace #portgas d ace #ace x reader #fire fist ace x reader #portgas d ace x reader #op Ace #hiken no ace #hiken no ace x reader #thief!Ace #nobleman!Ace

[olivermorningstar]

Hello I hope not to bother but lile I am curious to know how did you get into Faust and Sariel ? What was the turning point that made you love them and why ? What did you think of them at the start? What dud you like it dislike more about them ? Sorry for the long question answer at your own time 🙏🙏 I wish you anice day 😘

Well we could basically summarize it by saying that They Were Just My Type, but that's a cheap answer!

So for Faust, he was very much the "mad scientist" type that I've come to enjoy over the years (think like Stein from Soul Eater, I was OBSESSED with him for years). He's smart, he's cunning, he is very good at what he does even if he is a little strange and off putting. For Faust, I also greatly enjoyed the smart mouth on him, I'm always entertained by characters who run on the grumpier and more brisk side of things, hence why I also enjoy Theo and Mozart and their reactions.

I really liked seeing Faust's sweeter side. The moments of genuine care that peak through are wonderful and help make him a little more complex. He very much reminds me of the kind of person where if you call them kind, they tell you not to tell others or else folks would think they care or something gross like that.

Of course, he is, like many IkeVamp characters rather possessive, and Faust in particular can be quite cruel, which would make him a less favorable partner, but I enjoy seeing these things play out and see what motivates him to hurt someone he loves. Still, sometimes he really pushes his luck in the stories.

Overall though, I think he's neat! I like his quips, I like his sense of style, I like his overall design, and I'm always glad to see him around, even if I don't play IkeVamp much anymore!

As for Sariel, he initially comes off as the "evil advisor" archetype - I mean the man is in black head to toe, his animal is the snake, he makes threats and tells Emma that is someone worth sucking up to. The makings were all there! And then you learn he's something of an overworked dork and that makes me fall harder. He is the same type of character Hubert von Vestra from Fire Emblem is, and BOY did I fall hard for him!

Sariel is a deeply devoted and hardworking man. He cares deeply for those around him and he shows it in his own ways by helping keep Rhodolite safe. He clearly shows that he is attentive, that when he loves he loves deeply. These are all very wonderful things!

Though the main sticking point for him is his loyalty to the king. I can understand the fact that the king helped Sariel onto his feet, he gave him purpose, but oooh boy is the king some kind of fucked up. It can be frustrating that despite this and despite the fact that the king did do a lot of harm, Sariel stands by him. I love and hate that loyalty so very much.

Really it was his exhaustion in Clavis' route that made it so I HAD to do his next. What a legend. I love him.

Thank you for asking, I love gushing about these guys!

[femgoddess-hecate]

Men in your life that you simply cannot rid yourself of are the worst

My dad is one of them. Last night he slapped our dog for misbehaving and then pushed her down onto her pillow to sit.

Mind you it's already wrong to hit an animal, but she's only 8 months and still being trained (by my mum ofc who had to take over bc he wasn't doing it right) and she's just been spayed. She's in pain from her surgery so she won't sit right away. She wasn't acting up. She wasn't running about and causing issues. She was just standing by her pillow building up strength to lie down.

Then he had the nerve to full on yell at me when I called him out. I told him it was wrong to do that to her and he pulled out all the classic lines I've been hearing my whole life. I know more than you, she does this all the time, just shut your mouth, don't tell me what to do in my own house, etc etc.

Today he called me. Not to apologize of course. But to tell me not to "start" lile that in front of other people (we had guests) because it makes me look bad.

He's only upset not because he realized he hurt our dog, but because our guests finally saw his true nature. He wasn't able to hide his shitty behaviour from them.

I don't give a flying fuck what they thought of me. Our dog is just getting what me and my sisters got our whole lives. And she can't even stand up for herself. I'm gonna call him out no matter what. No, I won't help you hide your shittiness from people who will rightly judge you. Whose opinions you actually care about (bc ofc there were male guests he mentioned by name not to do that in front of)

Our dog doesn't understand why she's being hurt. We're training her not to bite bc her breed has a really strong bite when she's fully grown. And I for one am just waiting on the day she retaliates against him. (Ofc I don't actually want her to think biting is ok. But he would deserve it)

And of course, because he's my dad, i have to see him if i want to see my mum. She never comes to visit us without him and even seems afraid to do so. Most days I can tolerate him but even as a young girl I already knew I hated him and this fully solidifies that for me.

#fems w bad dads i see u #men die faster challenge #radfem safe #radfems do touch #radfems do interact #radfems please touch #im so done w him #only men can hurt animals like this and still not see how theyre wrong #tbh its bc shes his property as much as any of us are in his mind #disobedience is a malfunction #and must be fixed #forcefully if necessary #hes just trash and mad that other men saw he was trash #and not some amiable guy everyone makes friends with #i feel so gross #he fully wrecked a nice weekend and my monday morning

[captainadwen]

my investment in genshin this time around has been much much shorter lived than expected

this is just a sleep-deprived 5 am rant bc i cannot sleep

i mean, part of it might be spoilers but also the lack of building up to plot that I missed (since my friend played some of the story while using my account as an alt). the issue is that i dont care enough about inazuma’s plot to look it up and see what happened. like ive met ei. i did her second quest. i know enough about raiden shogun to guess. i dont give a single fuck about kujo sara so watching her short-lived fallout from ideology is frankly unappealing. kokomi i liked only bc of a fancomic and the in-game version is much more disappointing. i still forget gorou exists. doing kazuha’s quest is frankly wasting the time i spend alive. i think there’s other characters in inazuma but i keep forgetting who they are so it’s like, whatever

why are itto and shinobu the only two characters from inazuma i actually like???

it is just impossible for me to be invested in inazuma story, and the same issue is happening in sumeru. sumeru the problem is a mix of spoilers but also that i am SO DONE with the traveler having three personality traits

1. i single-handedly saved countries. pay my allies no mind. isn’t it great i owned the jade chamber and that the anemo god is still awol and whatever the fuck went down in inazuma?

2. busybody

3. omg, sUCH a HERo

i really hate it!!!

every time i think im getting invested the focus shifts from characters and their interactions (i thought!!! little sick rich lady and body guard pyro lady and dancer hydro lady had a nice thing going on!!!) back to the traveler and their bullshit quest to go see the dendro archon (for what???? honestly if the writers REALLY cared about the story the motivation would stop being flimsy-ass lets travel teyvat uhuhuh and more ‘that dainsleif fellow is my closest link to finding my awol sibling and if i cannot find my sibling or the god that yeeted us here then by GOLLY i will track dainsleif and other khaen’riah survivors/relics across teyvat until i find one of them again)

(which like!!! could work really well for inazuma and sumeru bc 1. vision stopping might be sus enough for traveler to suspect abyss involvement. but also they got hit really bad by the cataclysm and 2. i havent done the quest yet but there’s a huge-ass ruin guard??? just lying around??? also the irminsul tree links whatnot)

MY POINT IS

i really hate that there’s no motivation to travel around and i hate the boastful traveler and i hate paimon’s screechy voice (i went back to see clips of mond and her voice is SO MUCH LESS SCREECHY) and i really, really fucking despise the grinding

why does every new character need a specific artifact. why do we have to grind so much. if i want to use any of my cast of characters i have to grind the fuck out of them first or they die in three seconds or do nothing. heaven forbid your character scale off anything but attack or hp with how rare things like energy recharge are. like

i thought it was just that i disliked fighting games. im kinda bad at them. and i dont like genshin fighting. i keep wanting to play a ton of rpgs (assasin’s creed, mass effect), but i get tired thinking about fighting. but then i realized, im like 40+ runs in on hades and still going strong. and that game is pure combat.

i just hate games where the combat feels meaningless

at least in hades i know each run brings me slowly closer to escaping the underworld. in genshin after grinding for a full hour (a bit longer than a long slow run in hades) i’ll be lucky if i got anything of use. maybe if you just fight bosses for ascension materials. otherwise get fucked

it just exhausts me and not even puzzles or exploration can make me not feel tired at the idea of playing (And god, i hate the aranara quest run around collecting seeds things.... it could be worse but it could also just be lile. a puzzle instead of dash dash dash con)

anyway i think imma take another break, probably shorter since genshin is what i play when i am bored simply bc its there and easy and i can quit after 5 mins with zero progress lost. a realization brough to you by the realization i was only logging in to get primos for nahida, who i have not met and whom spoilers did not endear me to (also she’s a kid character and except for klee i universally am extremely indifferent to them), whom i was told is “ultra good” for fighting and spiral. and who i’d still have to build up. on the off chance i win 50/50

yeah, no

#anyway the fact that every genshin player who likes the characters and the story just has an elaborate version of the plot and characterizat #where things are actually good #explains a lot about the hugely disparate characterization styles in fic and comic #aLSO ON THAT NOTE #the huge cast of pullable characters from the get-go is such a bad move story-wise #bc u do not have enough time to get invested in a character before they ship you off to the next money grub #like i get why they do it #gatcha game and all #but like #mond and liyue each kept a cast with you side-by-side from the start #mond it was jean starters diluc and venti #so 6 characters #and liyue it was childe and zhongli #so 2 #and the others got peppered in as needed #but inazuma kept punting you off to new gatcha waifu every three scenes and sumeru is doing the same #ffs

[nomniki]

omg omg omg you answered prayers i didn't even know i was making,,, one whole chap full of the gc just freaking out over ynji reveal i'm smiling so wide rn omg,, ofc it was terminally online jeongin who found the reveal via INSTAGRAM like i just know hanji and ynnie are sitting there giggling at their phones trying to hide their smiles from each other so they can pretend they don't think this is funny,, and if the guys are acting this out of pocket on a gc i. annoy imagine how they will react the ynji in person like-- they are going to insufferably insane and i am HERE for it,,, n that bit near the end where changbin says he'd go over for innie to hold him and innie straight up denies him god it's just so good i live for it you really cooked with this one once again,,, the details and everything you never miss a singe thing,, and idk if it was intentional but the gc spelling schemers like the psychological model of the schema and then literally just being pages of proof of the mental schema is so funny to me,, and dw about not posting when you said you would lol i am always waiting to devour ur work!! i'm going to be waiting sleeplessly for the next chap thank you for the update and i hope your week is going well <3 and hope ur summer is stating well too 💜

NONNIE I SAW UR AWAITING EXAM RESULTS I HOPE THEYRE WHAT U WANT i am also expecting results from my english exam ……. fuck this australian man (my teacher) for making me wait . anyways !! EXACTLY ofc it was innie it just makes sense ? THAGS SO YNJI LIKE HAN LAUGHING AT SLME STUPID COMMENT AND YN LILe “what’s so funny 🤨” and ji like “ur mom??? 😐 mind ur own fucking business.” sorry why am i giggling rn. ANON FINALLY PLS U UNDERSTOOD MY VISION LIKE THATS WHAT MAKES IT SO FUNNY Ynji use every available media to spread propaganda and quite literally just make their hatred KNOWN and their relationship is soft launched in a fucking instagram post . hyunjin is going to be making vomit noises and carrying around a meter stick to keep them away from each other i can feel it 🥸 YES NONNIE that WAS SO INTENTIONAL tjays also why i brought up the dsm 5 sorry i take a level psychology and think i am some kind of professional :) i thought that was funny icl ……. anywaus HAVE A GREAT WEEK NONNIE i’m glad u enjoyed this chap AND I HOPE UR SUMMER IS STARTING OFF WELL TOO !! do u have any plans ? 🫵

#ella answers #ella’s 💜 anon

[mull3ts]

(HEY HI HELLO YEAH GIRLIES IM SO SORRY I JUST SAID GIRLIES WELCUM 2 LATE NIGHT TALKS AT 11 PM WITH CAM BECAUSE THIS IS NOW A THING PLEASE FEEL FREE TO TREAT IT LILE A SLEEPOVER THIS IS NOW A SAFE PLACE TO HAVE WHAT I LIKE TO CALL A MENTAL SPIRAL SO I MIGHT NAME THIS SERIES THE SPIRAL SLEEPOVER WITH MS. CAMCAM OK YEAH LET'S START. )

The Spiral Sleepover with Cam, part one

THIS INVOLVES LOTS OF TYPOS AND A BUNCH OF UPPERCASE WORDS SO HERE WE GO, WELCOME TO ME POURING MY HEART OUT 2 THE INTERNET FUCKY DUCKY OK LET' START WITH THE OBJECT TECHNICALLY PERSON OF MY INTEREST LET'S NAME HIM KANNON BECAUSE WHY NOT SO KANNON AND I BARELY TALK WE LIKE TALK EVERYTIME WE HAVE SUM STUDENT COUNCIL ACTIVITIES AND THEN WE'RE THE BEST OF FRINDS. RIGHT? RIGHT. AND SO ALL OF A SUDDEN, OUT OF THE BLUE HE STARTS SAYING HI AND SMILING @ ME IN THE FUCKING HALLWAYS AND IM LIKE SHEEEE DAWG UR SMILE IS MIGHTY FOINE IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF PLIS STAWP LOOKING @ ME LIKE TAHT YOU MAKE ME HURT INSUDE AND MAKE ME GO HOME AND RETHINK IF ITS OK TO BE SINGLE IN WHCIH IT TOTALLY IS AND IM JUST BEING SOUPER FUCKIN LONELY. ANYWAYS YEAH HE ALSO REMEMBERA SOUPER MINISCULE THINGS ABT ME THAT I PROB FORGOT YET HE FORGETS TO TEXT ME IM OK IM OK BUT WHAT THE FAWK I'D LIKE TO VERY VERY VERY INDIRECTLY SHOOT MY SHOT BCS THIS BITCHASS PLAYS CHESS TOO AND IS LIKE MEGA SMARTY PANTS IN WHICH HEY IG I AM TOO BUT ITS NICE TO SEE A BITCH WHO'S ALSO A BURNT OUT GIFTED STUDENT. HE ALSO HAS TONS OF SISTERS FOR SUM REASON WHICH IS LIKE A TOTAL GREEN FLAG IN mY BOOK AND HE'S ALWAYS LIKE LADIES FIRST LIKE NOT EVEN JOKNGLY LIKE I TRY MY HEARDESTBLIKE MY VERBVERY HARDEST TO MAKE HIM GO FIRST BUT HE'S LIKE OMFG CAMILLA GO FIRSR ALR AND WE WERE WALKING 2 COLLEGE ALGEBRA AND I WAS WALKING W HIM AND HE SLAPPED MY HAND SO HE COULD OPEN THE DAMN DOOR AND NOW I THINK I'LL JUST SOB. HE HAS FRECKLES. UGHHHHHH FUCK KANNON. ALSO FOR SUM FUCKIN REASON I'VE GOTTEN BACK INTO LORE OLYMPUS BCS I ONLY GET INTO THINGS SOMETIMES BCS I THINK SOMEONE'S HOT. LIKE THE INLY RESON I WATCHED TWILIGHT WAS BCS ROBERT PATTINSON WAS IN IT AND I WAS LIKE SHEE MF U A TOGAL HOTTIE. SO LIKE SAME CONCEPT VUT I ALWAYS THOUGHT HADES FROM LORE OLYMPUS WAS THE HOTTEST BITCH AND HE STILL IS BUT MAYBE I JUST HAVE DADDY ISSUES AND HE'S SOUPER DAMN HOT LIKE BRO IF U WERE REAL, IF HE IS REAL HMU LIKE PICK UP THE PHONE N DRAG ME TO THE OITS OF HELL W YOU LIKE HOME SKILLET LEMME B UR EVERYTHING. BUT NO I DO THINK PERSEPHONE AND HIM R THE CUTEST THO.

Anyways, that was really long and no one's prob going to read it, but if you do..plis feel free to dump your recent emotions into my ask box because I will give you some of the best advice I mught ever give. Also, if you have indirect flirting tips, let me know. Thank you ans happy Cam Cam Sleepover slash Spiral night. :)

#Cam's Spirals #Yep

[jsdgfsdf]

Cainpesh mode tierlist official...as of like 10 seconds ago

Pesh mode rambling under tge readmore its long. If it werent long it would just be visible in the post itself but myeh i actually care about post length rn also take this w like 5 teaspoons of salt im not a longtime depeche mode veteran fan or anything i just like their music a lot

Ummmmmoh these are all in order btw not like randomized in the groups. I was real purposeful w this one. for starters im a little biased towards ultra cus it was the first album i listened thru all the way cus i found the cd at goodwill in like. ? August ? September maybe and i was like well why not ive been meaning to listen to pesh mode. That and its just a really good album. It took me a couple listens to really get Into it but its definitely my #1 fave now..call that my..ultra fave..lawl..

Funnily enough i didkt really like playing the angel much when i was first getting into dapeachmode (its funny bc that was my first lile formal introduction to them outside of just cant get enoof by joel vinesauce. Everyone say thank you syd and his oc shangri-la) cus i thiught it was too harsh..? Or something? And i really only like 7 (lol) or so of the songs but the ones i do like are Really Fucking Good imo and its admittedly a very powerful album and i like that.

Music for the masses has a lot of aongs i like too though like a LOT camera pans over to my 100+ scrobvles of never let me down again atp..and my 3 hoarded usernames..and that ine bunny piece..etceteta. Well actually 2 bunny oieces but the other one is strangelove. Its basically just an album full of my favorite songs who am i to argue w that.. though its also sorta the same case w black celebration cus theyre both Albums With My Favorite Songs but idk. Thats why its the last album in best evar

I dont really have much explanation for awsome thru oretty good except for what i just said abt black celebration.. i was sorta torn between putting violator before delta machine or not cus in my mind theyre tied. I also really liked construction time again when i listened to the whole thing Oh My god tje original mix of love in itself. Hhoouuuuh

Memento mori i remember liking a lot when i listened to it the whole way thru id need to give it a relisten.. but i remember exciter was sortof a slog so its after..i really like tge sweetest condition though as evident to friends who have my contact info. A broken frame is good too and some of the first songs i listened to are on there But that said i wouldnt change my mind on the placement. It kinda suffered a little cus i listened to like 2 songs too much on loop and got tired of them (i think satellite and monument And sortof my secret garden cus it was? Is? In my bunny playlist so you can imagine how many times ive listened to That) its just kindof a meh album to me to be mote specific.

Sorry to all the songs of faith and devotion fans out there i dont like it all that much except for in your room (should be obvious that its one of my most favorite depeche mode songs ever..and the only one ive seen the music video for so far) and walking in my shoes but thats stretching it now. And rush but i cant listen to it w/o thinking of this one specific thing and it makes me cringe so hard every time i wanna curl up into a ditch and dissolve into the groundddddffd it sucks cus rush is such a good song

Speak&spell is okay i feel like i was a little harsh w the tier title there especially cus that was their first album and its really not all that bad.. i think i mightve listened to it before anything else too but i might be mixing that up w the one cure album w the fridge picture or whatever it was. It was like. Teal fridge. I think my favorites are probably whats your name & i sometimes wish i was dead but thats pretty basic oooops.. its ok. Also speak&spell has just cant get enough on it which is just a classic even if itsnnot one of my favorites i still like it. And the midi version too.

Finally i dont even know if i listened to spirit fully i know i have scum in my liked songs cus it came on shuffle once probably..and its an alex song to me i usually put character songs i cant fit in playlists in my liked songs..id have to give it a/another listen I thibk i just skipped it cus i was worn out from listening to every other album in a row by that point. I think i listened to wheres the revolution too and didnt really like it but idk.

Also heres my pesh mode faves playlist for reading all of this yes its bunny themed dont Dont even talk me

#Spotify