#which I get but... jesus christ it's painful

[marshslovedone]

Poly main 4 x F!Reader driving to college oneshot

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“cartman take your goddamn feet off the dash board!!” Kyle yelled as he purposely swerved in the empty road so cartman hits the door. “AYE! WHAT THE SHIT!” Cartman yelled as he rubbed his head from the impact

“Jesus Christ dude! Don’t forget that me and kenny are back here!?” Stan yelled as he hanged onto the seat Kyle sat in while kenny was leaned into stan all the way. “Jesus Kyle don’t kill us! Not before we get Y/N” kenny yelled in Stan’s back all muffled from the act that just happened.

“Well I don’t want cartman’s fucking feet on my dashboard! I’m trying to keep this car clean especially since this car is the 1959 ford galaxie skyliner..” Kyle replied to kenny as he pulled over in front of Y/N’s home before texting that they’re here.

“That doesn’t mean you can swerve!! We could’ve fallen outta this car since the roof isn’t on!” Stan yelled as he got comfortable once again in the back. “Also you’re way into cars, that’s kinda gay” cartman cackled as he went on his phone.

“You dressed up as Britney Spears once don’t even” Kyle shot back which cartman yelled loudly

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I finished getting ready, as I wear flats and a sundress since summer is coming around the corner and we’re finishing our sophomore of college, I did my hair as I had bows on my sundress and messenger bag which I grab, plus my phone and everything I need an begin to leave

I go to leave my home, locking it, as I turn to walk to Kyle’s car as I heard the arguing coming from there. Coincidentally. Kyle looked over to see if I was coming which I was as he paused what he was saying and just stared like he just fell in love with me for the first time

The three other boys confused why kyle wasn’t saying anything as they looked and saw me. I stopped in front of the driver seat smiling as I wave to them.

“Open the trunk so I can put my bag there?” I asked smiling. Kyle nodded furiously as he did I set in there back and close it. I go to hope in the back of the car but before I could cartman got out the passenger and moved the seat so I can get in.

I get in as I sit in between stan and Kenny which the instantly moved closer which made me smile. Cartman got back in as he closed the door and kyle began to drive to college.

“You should tell us when you’re gonna wear sundresses so we can be prepared..” stan said as he placed a hand on my thigh to keep my dress down. Kenny does the same which smile even more.

“Yeah and don’t hope in like usual don’t wanna flash people that aren’t us” cartman cackled out before groaning in pain as kyle hit his arm

“What the shit kahl! I was just saying the truth! I don’t want people to stare at our girl!”

“Cartman has a point don’t want people to stare at you Y/N” Kenny leaned in to kiss my cheek as stan also did the same. Which made me flustered.

Kyle just rolled his eyes before smiling and stares at Y/N in the review mirror before turning the radio on as they get to their college classes.

#south park fanfiction #south park #south park x reader #south park x y/n #eric cartman fluff #stan marsh fluff #kyle broflovski fluff #Kenny mccormick fluff #➥ kenny mccormick's gf ♡ #➥ stan marsh's gf ♡ #➥ kyle's love notes ♡ #➥ eric's love notes ♡ #eric cartman x reader #kyle broflovski x reader #stan marsh x reader #kenny mccormick x reader #main 4 x reader #Main 4 x reader fluff

[crumb]

I love all the diy horror stuff being produced online these days but the issue I have with analogue horror, or any type of ARG or indie found footage horror series online, is that as soon as they delve into using actual voice overs or acting 9 times out of 10 I lose any suspension of disbelief because they tend to be amateurish and try hard. I appreciate the hard work that goes into these projects and everyone involved but there also has to be some discernment of "is this coming off goofy and dumb while we're trying to make everything else look super realistic?" I'm unsure if some of the people heading these projects are just getting anyone to do the voice overs, not doing auditions, not properly directing the actors and getting multiple varied takes, etc or what but it's rough to watch. if you're trying to make your horror series seem as real as possible then you need to make sure your VO actors are capable of doing naturalistic readings instead of sounding like 'yandere vampire dd/lg boyfriend ASMR'

#sorry im watching the new walton files video and the VOs are fucking killing me #this is an issue I see with a lot of these projects and it just ruins them for me #and yeah you can argue they have no budget and getting experienced VOs is hard with no pay #but I also think there are probably tons of newbie VOs out there who could do it well if given the chance #but instead they're going with the series creators/writers or their friends #which I get but... jesus christ it's painful #or maybe these creators have no ear for what actually sounds natural idfk

[invinciblerodent]

"I'll make a save here and try breaking up with Astarion, just to see the dialogue- I could see him get kinda nasty about it, but I honestly don't know what to expect so---"

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#-ke me back but that didn't fit #astarion #squirrel plays bg3 #when i tell you i reloaded so fucking fast..... #curse my curiosity #jesus fucking christ he's so RESIGNED #it's such an “ah; there it is. yeah can't say I'm surprised but it was nice while it lasted” #it sounds a bit mean but i fully thought he'd get at least a bit nasty about it #(the breakup also doesn't seem to have any options that nets disapproval???) #(which is just..... sad) #(it'd be so much less painful if he could at least hate you for it you know) #(this boy's self-esteem is -as we say in my country- beneath the miner frog's asscheeks) #(and now i need to go spend some time kneeling on the floor sobbing please do excuse me)

[nonuggetshere]

GONNA POST SOME FANKID LORE LATER BECAUSE I'M MAKING A SUMMARY FOR A FRIEND SO MIGHT AS WELL POST IT

#thylacines can talk #jesus christ why did i give them 12 kids #help me #the 5 youngest aren't the most developed yet in all fairness #I've been slowly going through and developing them though which is always fun. but i inevitably get pulled away so its been done bit by bit #Also developing the middle three kids is a pain because whenever i try i instead get pulled away by that time travel AU with Lullaby #Oh you want to develop your ocs in the main AU? Too bad. Now you're thinking of AU of an AU fuck you

[willowser]

Wait, you deactivated?!! I thought u got suspended?☠️☠️💀 , I was really like damnnnnnnnnn😭😭😭😭😭😭. WELCOME back tho💖💖💖💖💖💖💯💯💫💫💫💫💥💥

yeah, i actually privated ! and — i don't know how to explain why to yall without 1) oversharing, 2) being super long-winded, and 3) sounding like a crybaby LOL but the long-short of it is: i was getting a decent amount of negative feedback the last few weeks and a final comment kind of launched me into this weird episode where i was sort of forced to face this hurt that i had been avoiding for a few years, and then i felt really uncomfortable and embarrassed and nakey, so i didn't want anyone to look at me LOL but i'm on the mend now, so thank you ! 🩷✨️

#you know how you go through a traumatic event and have to just keep going #and it's not until a while later when you're suddenly reminded of it and you realize JUST how painful it was ?? #that's what happened LOL #and it sounds like i'm saying: i got some harsh feedback and got my feelings hurt #which — sure who wouldn't that happen to — but it actually just triggered memories of a really low point in my life and i had to — #— deal with that very suddenly #and was of course very uncomfortable during that time #i couldn’t figure out exactly what was triggering at first and i was just sick and panicked and couldnt sleep LOL #but in talking it out and realizing the source of the issue — i'm feeling a bit better ! #not 100% bc jesus christ that was so stressful but. we're getting there. #here i am oversharing anyway whoops #anyway if it were not for my friends i would be in the pit of despair :) #✿ ask willow

[steampoweredskeleton]

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#delete later #i have three medical appointments in the work day in the next three weeks #one on Thursday then two mid/late January and i know that its good bc i need these appointments but i get so #anxious that ppl ay work are mad at me for having so many #im also scared about thirsdays one bc its for my ankle and hand pain and ironically the hand is way better and the ankle is also #more stable. something clicked again a couple days ago and fixed the pain in half of ky foot. no idea what happened there but #the click itself hirt like a bitch which is new. most of my pain doesnt start with a click and most clicks are painless #so fun #im just in a permanent state of being afraid i wont be taken seriously. my physio wanted a scan on my foot so om gonna #relay that but like idk what theyre gonna say. also if they do want to swnd me for a scan that's gpnna be ANOTHER appointment #so fuck me i guess. at the very leasy its not like severe psin any more so they wont send me to a and e for an x ray like they did #with my hip that one time. that would fucking suck to explain tp my manager #hey julia im fine but ive been sent ro rhe hospital for a scan so i guess ill be back when im back? #fuck me im anxious. and i hace so much apprenticeship work tp do i want to scream #also was distracted by my aching hands bc often they just ache abd successfully triggered myself so bow time to play what #is actual acge and what is remembered ache oh joy #one of the other appointments is gender clinic appointment abd im hoping to get referred for top surgery now ive been on t #for 9 months. waiting list gonna be like four fucking years but debating saving like mad abd going private bc jesus Christ #i cant bind bc of sensory problems and constantly aching ribs and last time i taped i ripped chunks of skin off so kinda #think i shouldn't do that again but like it sucks. not as bad now that my voice is dropping abd shit but still not fun #we'll see!

[inniave]

every once in awhile i have a flashback so bad it triggers a seizure & nobody really knows why

#i am so fucking tired #and so fucking done #i would rather die than go in tomorrow but that's not an option anymore so fuck #the flashbacks have been constant for as long as i can remember but it's been awhile since they've been at this intensity for this long #i used to think i didn't have ptsd because i didn't have flashbacks until i learned that always feeling like it's happening again is indeed #a flashback #it's just not so isolated for me #so i'm like??? i should be able to deal with this. i'm used to it. pretty much every second of every day my body feels like i'm being #raped and tortured and beat and literally getting drilled in the bone i should be used to this #but it's so much it's so heavy there's no way out i cant do it #but i have to there's no other option except not get surgery which is not really an option :/ #cause the pain from the bone is right where their cocks were 🙃 so that's been it's own special form of hell #and now i have to let someone cut me open there 🙃 and i cant be under general anesthesia 🙃 #oh yeah and ITS EXAFTLY FUCKING LIKE THAT DOCTOR THAT ASSAULTED ME WHEN I WAS A FUCKING TODDLER COMING OUT OF SURGERY #fuck dude #sometimes i think maybe if it only happened once i'd be okay #ive lost track but i think we're up in triple digits at this point :/ #not including the constant stuff in childhood #fuck no wonder i kept trying to kill myself jesus fucking christ #i'm so fucking scared #i'm so ready for all this to be over #it's been years of pain and this whole last month where it's become much more acute and all this visits and i cant take any more #we are at Capacity #we're splitting like hell already #fucking entire new subsystems fuck #fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[agayconcept]

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#oh for fucks sake #if i have to listen to my shithead of a mother bitch and whine and moan about me being disabled one more fuckinG time i s2g #she's been going on for 20 mins abt how annoying it is that i had to go lie down for a bit bc i had a migraine and a pain flare up #which meant i guess that she didnt get to make dinner when she wanted to (i told her she could just eat w/o me like who cares) #so now she's on a rampage abt how inconvenient it is to her and how i ruin her schedule and her life all the time etc etc #and when i responded calmly w 'well what would u like me to do- snap my fingers and not be disabled anymore? u TOLD me to go lie down.' #she exploded and is like 'oh noOoo ofc not nothing is ever ur fault u just accidentally do these things' #bitch WHAT THINGS ????? #exist as disabled ??? be in so much pain i spend most of my life these days in bed ??? be unable to function to ur standards ???? #do u Hear urself ?? #now she's sitting on the couch pouting and fuming like a toddler bc i was in bed for 2 hours instead of 30 mins (bc too much pain to get up) #and throwing a tantrum like that is in any way normal or acceptable behaviour #'u always do this! but nooo u can do w/e u want cant u ?? u dont have to consider others!!' #ma'am... #a) no i dont have to consider others when it comes to taking care of myself and my debilitating illnesses. that's an insane thing to suggest #b) nobody told u u could not do w/e the fuck u wanted while i was out of commission. u just did this to have more to complain abt #c) ah yes bc i 'want' to be bedbound in excruciating pain. that was a choice i made. for funsies. for the bit. #whaT ????? #god someone save me im gonna lose my mind w this shit #not to mention she's also belligerently drunk so like. there's that also. cant have any proper convo bc of it (not that i wanna talk to her) #jesus fUcking chrisT #i gotta get out of here #this woman is so immensely hateful #ya sorry i ruined ur life by being born this way and now ur stuck 'putting up' w me and 'my shit' (<- actual things she has said many times) #fuuuuuck me. #anyway. #negative #ableism #verbal abuse #ask to tag

[trans-xianxian]

I was right my bestie is insane for saying that the bridge piercing feels good that hurt like a bitch it's making my TEETH hurt

#its taken eyebrows place at third most painful jesus christ #also getting 3 piercings in a row releases an Insane amount of adrenaline apparently I am Shaking #barely felt the eyebrow this time tho which was nice 😭 #ghost posts #text

[kordbot]

officially started lanks' route today ! good lird lanks is now everything to me

#not that the other two aren't. all three are everything to me #lanks just kind of. hits close to home HFGSDHJFLS #i love him so much ok. also DAMN he is NOT fucking around all the battles take. so short jesus christ #go whiteboy go i guess? but SPARE ME. FUCK #honestly good for him he SO deserves it. he so deserves to go completely feral #liam can have a little bit of killing and violence. as a treat <3 #also apparently i didnt get the camo shawl which im guessing was in the cave segment before the sportsdome that i accidentally skipped. fuc #WELL i can do without it. maybe. hopefully. child's blanket shouuuld be good enough maybe #tbh i think i had more fun during cyclops' route?? idk i just love playing tanks ig #lanks is great but he's not fully my style of gameplay. cyclops' fighting style is a lot more satisfying to me #but i gotta admit that taking out grunts in 1 turn is incredible #but still. #wow i cant believe i missed lanks so much in cyclops' route and now i miss cyclops in lanks' route.. #I GOT USED TO FIGHTING WITHOUT LANKS OK #NOW I NEED TO GET USED TO FIGHTING WITHOUT CYCLOPS #this is gonna be haaard but im very close to the endgame now. just crashed the caravan so its gonna be like. 1 or 2 h until the ending or s #overall ! lanks' route is fun and i guess it IS easier but its less satisfying and takes. so much shorter. tbh HGFSDHJFLS #then im gonna do beltboy's !!! and then. im gonna try doing rod's route in pain mode </3 #im gonna die so much but i think i got pretty good at this game. so

[jeezypetes]

Ahhhh the job I thought i didn’t get bc they never got back to me after my interview (which I thought went really well) just reached out to me bc apparently the person they tried to hire backed out.,.. and now its gonna be like another month of wondering if I’m gonna have to decide if I want to move to another state where I don’t know anyone. And i was kind of relieved when i never heard back bc I’m really happy here with my family and gf and friends but the fact is my job here is a contract with very slim hopes of developing into a real job with benefits and i live with my parents bc i love them and our house and our town but i know i have to seriously consider this opportunity bc it would be a good career move and i want to live a rich and interesting life. But I don’t want to talk about it with anyone irl because my dad has covid which has been my number 1 fear since the start of the pandemic (he’s 71 and immunocompromised but he’s doing well and not needed the hospital) and I just want to be able to only worry about that I can’t even talk about the job thing which i drove myself and everyone around me crazy with already back in October. Which is why I’m just posting it vjfdhk I’m being tormented by forces beyond my control i feel like this is the sort of thing it would be really helpful to believe in God about

#like people who say He has a plan which i guess is comforting but his plans are so inscrutable they may as well be random. but some people #think he wants the best for us??? which seems so unlikely to me I can’t even try to believe it #anyways i think my dad willbe fine but I’m worried about long term health issues which would make it really really hard to move away bc my #mom is already basically disabled. and i want the house I want it so bad but I can’t afford to buy it from them bc our neighborhood has #gotten sooo much more expensive then it was when they moved here in the 80s and i know they’re planning on selling it to fund their #retirement. but i love it here so much I want to live here forever and die here but its not realistic and maybe it would be easier if i #moved away and put down roots somewhere else and then it will be less painful when they sell the house and less painful when they die #i just want things ro stay likethis forever I’ve #spent so much time these past few years walking around this neighborhood its like the veins in my arms i can live other places i have for #years but they never get this deep im so scared for the futuy #future but there’s absolutely nothing i can do to stop it. except kill myself i guess but it’s #not nearly at that point yet ckgdf it would make a lot of people very upset. it is sort of comforting to remember though i have that option. #god i hope they don’t offer me the job I’m a wreck just thinking about it #i really haven’t made any special efforts to reach out to them or anything. obv I wasn’t their first choice i have no idea if I’m their #second. i think they really liked me but I’m guessing im younger and less experienced than other candidates #hi if ur reading this btw its me a stranger on the internet and you know something my closest friends and family don’t know. congrats #I’ll talk to someone in a few days when my dad is feeling better. really hope my mom doesn’t get sick too she’s been coughing a bit but #testing negative. idc if i get covid i actually hope i get it bc that will prove I didn’t give it to my dad asymptotically #that’s not a secret i toldmy mom she was like jesus Christ don’t think like that

[gaylotusthatexists]

y’know after today i am fully on board with the whole friday the thirteenth bad luck thing things just are not going well for me

#like. i did possibly the worst i’ve ever done on an exam. my fucking phone died after the exam on the way home. arrived at place too late #to get thing i wanted. i got a blister or smt on my foot a couple days ago which i thought had healed but apparently it hasn’t as i am now #in pain and cannot fucking get my sock off bc. idk #blood probably #and on top of that ao3 is down. #strangely i’m still in a mostly positive mood but jesus fucking christ #my foot does hurt tho. i gotta sort that out. #unfortunately to do that i gotta get sock off foot and that will make it hurt more #update. sock is off. it isn’t even bleeding it was just caught on some threat. i am even more pissed off.

[daz4i]

is it possible to die just from being in pain. asking for a friend

#not the cause of the pain bc in which case we're getting into specifics of what the cause is #just the pain itself. can enough pain make a person die #ik it can make you pass out sometimes if it's too bad and making you go into shock? #but man. I'm very tired of being in pain. can whatever's causing it either pass or kill me >:( #death // #ask to tag #yesterday i told my therapist I'm ok mentally and that physical illnesses actually ironically make me more stable #and that wasn't a lie. but now it certainly feels like ones. jesus christ I'm feeling awful akdkfllfg

[creativesplat]

Just to let you know, if any of your mutuals or people you follow are of a faith group (Jews, Christians, Buddhists etc) and you share a meme or drawing making fun of or mocking their religion do not be surprised if you are blocked by them. I've just blocked several long-term mutuals for rebloging a really mocking joke about my faith.

Reblog whatever you want, you're allowed to be on the internet and enjoy it, but if you post insensitive and unpleasant stuff, don't be surprised if you're blocked.

#this is coming from sad christian seeing her saviour and friend mocked for his excruciating painful execution #like come on?! #do people not have decency? #holocaust jokes and jokes about torturous executions and stuff (WHICH HAPPENED TO REAL LIFE PEOPLE) are just not funny #and are really disgusting #so reblog the 't' joke about Jesus Christ 'remembering being a t' if you want to but you are never seeing this blog again. #sorry for the rant #just a warning to people who like the stuff I post #you won't be able to interact with it if you reblog that horrible thing because it makes me VERY upset and it is mocking a real life man #who was a kind and gentle and loving dude #like I get jokes about hitler he's awful and deserves to be mocked but a nice loving amazing man who I worship (literally Jesus is actually #the God I worship) and then mocking something awful that happened to him is just not ok?

[lesbiansaaviik]

Can I be beautifully honest with you guys? I hate 91 Whiskey and So Says the Sword

#no hate to the author cause I actually liked a one shot of theirs #but like man these fucking suck #so so boring and pointlessly long #in SSTS nothing happens and it’s boring because it’s all ridiculous purple prose that tells and doesn’t show #you can set it up with Cas being emotionless as an angel and then gains emotions when he falls in love #but he has to actually gain those emotions and you can’t just tell me what a beautiful and masterful love story you’re writing #you have to actually write it #in 91W it’s all troop movements and militaristic bullshit that I don’t care about because I know Dean and Cas will be fine #and they haven’t shown me enough about literally any other character to make me give a fuck if they live or die #great. Inias will get killed off. maybe I would care more if it weren’t so predictable and also if Cas weren’t just an asshole to him #for no reason #which brings me to my second point of jesus fucking christ 91W is so OOC #crazy take I know but Cas is not randomly an asshole! maybe he is at first but then he changes because he’s in love with Dean and he’s never #like. snappy and grouchy this is So OOC and it makes it painful to read because why should I care about someone who’s mean and cruel #all the time #I’m not saying Cas is an angel (pun half intended) all the time but I don’t think he’s cruel #and moreover I think they’ve just got Cas and Dean flipped. Dean would be perfect for the grouchy military commander in the late seasons #kind of way where he’s an ass to everyone due to grief #and Cas would make a great medic; caring about humanity to his detriment #this way around it’s just painful to watch Cas piss off Dean who is somehow more emotionally literate??? in what world #it’s just fucking boring and painful and Cas is not the one with internalised homophobia let’s be real #I would love to see 1940s era repressed queer Dean but no; I’m stuck with asshole Cas freaking out over being a fairy #and taking it out on Dean! #do you seriously think that corresponds to canon Cas’ reasons for repressing his feelings for Dean? answer quickly #anyway. rant over I will continue hate reading it so I can see if it gets good #but at this point the smut isn’t even good enough to justify it so. idk why I’m wasting my time #anne speaks #please someone say they agree with me or otherwise I’ll feel like I’m going insane #the whole fandom loves SSTS especially and I’m here like. well that sucked

[irresia]

no bc im losing it

so in english it's "I never knew you were a hugger" which is incredibly painful and all that

and so I went to check out the norwegian dub for shits n giggles and to laugh at the voices and mf sonic says "I KNEW you were a hugger!"

I NEED TO BE SEDATED

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edit 2: NEW LANGUAGES!!! IT GETS CUTER FOR EVERY FUCKING DUB

@dykedandelion: sonic in french says "ON A JAMAIS ÉTÉ AUSSI PROCHE" which means "WE'VE NEVER BEEN THIS CLOSE"

I checked the swedish dub and sonic says: "TÄNK ATT DU KAN VARA SÅ KRAMIG" which means something like "TO THINK THAT YOU CAN BE SO HUGGABLE"=!"=)!)"!=

@lephalacat courteously gave me a heart attack by giving the korean dub, where sonic says: "너한테 안기는 날이 오다니" which means "I CAN'T BELIEVE THE DAY ARRIVED FOR ME TO GET HUGGED BY YOU"

with the combined effort of @wackyunicornart and @dykedandelion they've expertly deduced what sonic says in the dutch dub: "I DIDN'T KNOW THAT YOU WERE SUCH A CUDDLER" i need aIR

@shadowthehedgehog swooped in with a delicious spanish one where sonic says: "QUIEN DIRÍA QUE TE GUSTABA ABRAZAR" which is "WHO KNEW YOU LIKED TO HUG" I NEED TO SIT IN A CORNER AND CRY

@luankuro in Portuguese sonic says something akin to "DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE SO AFFECTIONATE/TENDER" THIS SEASON HAS RUINED ME

@tenebraevesper graciously handed over both the croatian dub and the german dub; both of them just as DEVASTATING - in croatian, sonic says: "I DIDN'T KNOW THAT YOU LIKE TO HUG", and in german, he says: "I DIDN'T KNOW THAT YOU'RE INTO HUGGING" THESE HEDGEHOGS ARE GONNA BE THE DEATH OF ME

I will join @kyri45 in their several several processing business days after the italian dub was revealed to have sonic say: "I DIDN'T SEE YOU AS SUCH AN AFFECTIONATE TYPE"

@polaris-reblog and from the left field we have an INCREDIBLE Thai dub with sonic that says: "I DIDN'T KNOW YOU'D BE THE TYPE TO CARRY/PICK PEOPLE UP" CAN I GET A WAHOO

@windpolygon comes in with an absolute gem in russian: "DO YOU LIKE/LOVE TO HUG" SO WHAT IF HE DOES

@transgender-battlekukku runs in with Brazilian Portuguese that has sonic say: "EU NÃO SABIA QUE VOCÊ ERA TÃO CARINHOSO" which they so lovingly translate to "I NEVER KNEW YOU WERE SO LOVING/AFFECTIONATE" FELLAS WE DIDN'T KNOW EITHER BEFORE TODAY

the polish version, given by @hereissananxiousmess, has sonic being a sMARTASS, saying: "AH SO YOU DO LIKE TO HUG" JESUS CHRIST THIS GETS CUTER EACH TIME

the Galician version has me by the tHROAT okay @shadowthtrash so in this version sonic says: "Nunca pensei que me foses levar no colo" which means "I'VE NEVER THOUGHT YOU WOULD CRADLE ME AROUND" OUEGHR that's so cute

@mmiriozuzo turkish dub and sub is sO sweet honestly bc in the dub he says: "Sarılmayı sevdiğini hiç bilmiyordum", which translates to "I NEVER KNEW YOU LIKED HUGGING" while the turkish sub writes: "Sen sarılmayı sever miydin?" which means "SO YOU LIKE HUGGING?"

@ash-doodles-stuff went for my soul by revealing what the japanese and hindi version says; in Japanese, sonic says: "TO BE HELD IN YOUR ARMS" SONIC PLEASE - in the hindi version he says: "DIDN'T KNOW YOU LIKED HUGS AND STUFF" OEURGH I'LL NEVER GET ENOUGH OF THESE

@sonicposting joins the bandwagon by announcing the romanian version has sonic saying: "n-am știut că-ți place în brațe", which means something like "I DIDN'T KNOW YOU LIKE BEING HELD" although "it's hard to translate, but the way it is phrased implies that sonic didn't know shadow likes being held" THESE DUBS WILL END ME ONE DAY

@cosmicgirlypop runs in with the Arabic dub, where sonic says: "I DIDN'T KNOW YOU LIKE HUGS!" this is the yEAR OF SONADOW PEOPLE BC SHADOW SAYS "STAY WITH ME SONIC" AS A RESPONSE

@geek-leak slides in with the Finnish dub that has sonic saying: "En tiennyt et oot halijäbä" which roughly translates to "I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE A HUGGER-DUDE/HUG-DUDE" he truly is a smartass even when dying god bless

@indigocloudofnarcolepsy sprints in with a gem in hungarian, where sonic says: "Nem tudtam, hogy ölelkezős vagy!" which is "I DIDN'T KNOW YOU'RE A HUGGER" EVERY VARIANT IS SO CUTE

@scarlets-land-of-chaos-and-men NO EXPLANATION NEEDED BUT I NEED AIR

@darkmatters-ghost decided to decimate my every molecule with the Mandarin Chinese version where sonic says: "我不知道你喜欢抱抱， 啊。" bào (抱) means cuddle, and if you say a verb twice, it makes it informal and cutesy. Basically, he said, "aw, I didn't know you were such a cuddle-bug!"

C U D D L E B U G

suffice to say I think english is the glaring, obvious outlier here JHDJHDS

THE DUBBERS ATE AND LEFT NO CRUMBS BEHIND THIS IS TRULY THE YEAR OF SONADOW

#I NEED PEACE #people please check the comments this is the cutest shit ever #sonic prime spoilers #sonic prime season 3 #sonic the hedgehog #shadow the hedgehog #sonadow #god i'll never recover #genuinely #POINT AND LAUGH PEOPLE I'M MISERABLE AND GIDDY OVER THIS SHOW #sonic prime