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oh my god Lucy and Yolanda rejected coming back as followers of Ankarna because they had their own divinities that they gave a shit about and Buddy didn't because when he died he met Helio and realized he was a dick
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fuckin mushroom basket at homegoods is $40 i almost found the perfect laundry hamper but who spends $40 on a basket??? i want it tho goddam
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had me whimpering like a wounded puppy i wont lie
#AGURHHHUGHGUUHGHUGGGGHH#FUCK DUDE#femstars#genderbend#tsumugi aoba#The other 2 are there but like. eh#enstars#ensemble stars#my art
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i’m sorry i just can’t get over tim drake saving bruce over and over again, across timelines, universes. it’s just what he does. he is the robin who saves batman.
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So Shamura says some very interesting things about Baal and Aym in the DLC...
#they didn't want Narinder to be LONELY#AFTER THEY AND THEIR SIBLINGS IMPRISONED HIM#AND SAID CAT RIPPED THE TOP HALF OF THEIR HEAD OFF AND GAVE THEM AN UNDISCLOSED AMOUNT OF BRAIN DAMAGE#CARE WAS THE THING THAT PIERCED THAT FOG#FUCK DUDE#my art#cotl#cult of the lamb#shamura#bishop shamura#baal cotl#aym cotl#blood tw
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HD VERSION
#fuck dude#fuck#if they went literally anywhere other than toronto i'd kms#carly jackson#pwhl toronto
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eat your young: incredible.
all things end: masterpiece.
through me (the flood): SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP BLOOD CRAWLING UP THE WALLS RIPPING MY HAIR AND EYES OUT SHOUTING SCREAMING HOLLERING BAWLING EXPLODING IMPLODING DISINTEGRATING LOSING MY FUCKING MIND FROTHING AT THE MOUTH SCREAMING MYSELF HOARSE AND MY THROAT RAW REMOVING NAILS AND TEETH SCRATCHING FACE BREAKING CONCRETE WITH MY BARE HANDS TEARING THE WORLD IN HAVE RIPPING MY HEART OUT AND SWALLOWING IT WHOLE TURNING RABID BLOOD AND VISCERA ON THE WALLS
#eat your young#all things end#through me (the flood)#NEW FAV SONG#IM LOSING MY FUCKING MIND#PLEAKJSDFKSDHFKSDHLAI#I LITERALLY SLAMMED MY FISTS INTO MY KEYBOARD#IM UNWELL UNWELL UNWELL#UNWELL. UNREAL. UNEARTH.#FUCK DUDE#FUCKING FUCK#FUCK#IM GOING INSANE#BRO#andrew hozier byrne#hozier#wasteland baby!#wasteland baby#unreal unearth#hoziercore. LMAOOOOO#hoziercore is lesbians losing their fucking minds#i fucking love him#or his creativity#like i recognise how parasocial that is but if he didn't want lesbians to be parasocial about him he shouldn't have reached into my heart#and plucked out every emotion i've ever felt#im actually so not normal about this#im insane even#gatekeeping?#a little bc BRO LITERALLY PUT EVERYTHING IVE EVER FELT INTO A SONG#going insane man. going fucking berserk
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Having so many feelings about them.
#also I obviously remembered the roughhousing scene (all these scenes are etched into my brain) but NOT THE CHANTING OH GEE THE IRONY#dndads#dndads s2 ep 36#dndads spoilers#dungeons and daddies#fuck dude#grant wilson#terry jr#pouring one out for both of them tonight#this might revive my shipping of them#oh my#my babies#dndads audio#the s1 episodes are 35 38 and 68.5 just fyi#spoilers
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Barbie movie be like: you’ve seen and felt the pain that patriarchy will inflict on you,do you still choose this?you choose to be a woman,be yourself,endure this pain?do you choose girlhood,despite everything you will lose?and the answer is yes.
#that’s what I got out of the scene with Barbie and Ruth at the end#Barbie not only chooses to become human she chooses to become a human woman in a patriarchal world#and she’s happy to do it because she’s being herself and doing what she wants and being who she wants#fuck dude#barbie#barbie movie#barbie spoilers#this movie is so trans babey holy shit#I don’t have a vagina and he doesn’t have a penis#ALSO:NOT CHOOSING BEING A WOMAN TOO FUCK!!!!this movie man…bro…
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WAIT EPISODE 12 IS SCHEDULED TO AIR ON THE 5-YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF THE MP100 MANGA ENDING (IN JPN TIMEZONE)......?
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HIII could you do Kyle x reader where it's a soulmate au?? plsss and thank uuu
Anon you were so patient with me! Thank you! And thank you for requesting my favorite boy! I'm so down bad for the sweet red head.
Warning: Strong Language, Tooth-Rotting Fluff
Pairings: Kyle x GN!Reader
'Oh my god! I'm going to fucking kill him.'
The tips of your fingers traced the golden ink like sentence on your palm, watching as the cursive font danced across your skin. It happened every morning at eight on the dot, a new sentence would sketch itself into your skin. When it first happened, you thought maybe someone drew on you when you weren't paying attention, especially since the next day the words changed. But the font was beautiful and shimmered in the light, what pen could do something like that?
Later as the years went by you learned that apparently you had a soulmate, and these were their thoughts. Whoever they were scared you sometimes with the things they thought about, usually very violent thoughts. It made you wonder what type of person they were. I mean you were sure they wouldn't act on it; you've thought tons of things but that didn't mean you were a bad person. It almost made you wonder what your soulmate thought of your inner voice.
South Park was a small town, not many people chose to actually live in a town that was riddled with a backwater run down mentality. It was famous for all the wrong reasons, but that meant everyone kind of knew each other, or at the very least of each other. The kids you went to elementary with followed you to middle and you followed them to high school. Now here you were in community college sitting in the library with the few people you could call friends.
Bebe Steven's was the first person to call you a friend, so her friends became yours, adopting you into their little group. A close-knit group of people who cared about you, what more could you ask for?
"I can't do it anymore Wendy, please!" Speaking of the blonde, the poor girl was slumped over the table with her cheek pressed into the math textbook. Her bottom lip was poking out and if you didn't know her so well you would swear those crocodile tears were real.
"Bebe you barley passed the last test, and that's because you were copying off of Nicole!" Wendy sighed as she gave into the pitiful whine of her friend, reaching over to pat the top of her curls.
"I knoooow but can't we just have a little break? Pleaaaase! I need to spill some tea!" Bebe sprung up and you knew what was coming. Bebe had a secret weapon, the most powerful puppy eyes in South Park. Before Wendy could avert her eyes, she delivered the killing blow. "Please Wendy? Just ten minutes~ it's super hooooot tea~."
You smiled softly at the both of them, shooting Wendy a look of pity as you watched in real time her lose the internal battle. Wendy's shoulders slumped forward, and she finally smiled.
"Fine...ten minutes and then we're going back to work."
"Yes!" Bebe cheered as she threw her arms around Wendy, pulling her into a tight hug. "SO, guess who found their soulmate!"
You tensed up at the subject maybe without even realizing it, you pulled your sleeve over your palm and held it up to your mouth. You had a horrible habit of chewing on your bottom lip to keep yourself from protesting the conversation.
"Who?"
"Mercedes!"
"Like...waitress Mercedes?"
"Yeaaah! Ugh she's so lucky! I wanna find mine already! At least you're in the same boat I am." Pulling herself from Wendy, Bebe turned to look at you with a smile.
"Y... yeah. Wait Wendy is too, isn't she?" You muttered past your sleeve.
"No! Wendy already knows hers! She's just not doing anything about it!" Bebe sneered and crossed her arms under her chest, her lips pursed into a pout.
"But...why?"
"I just want to focus on me right now. School is important and I don't know, I've got time." Wendy replied with a shrug of her shoulders.
You stared at her in awe, there were times when you couldn't help but admire her. Wendy seemed like she had it all figured out, like she knew what she wanted from life and wasn't afraid to grab ahold of it.
Maybe you should take a page from her book, start doing things for you. The fear of your soulmate being some terrifying violent person shouldn't stop you from at least trying to find them.
It was as if the conversation was breathing life back into Bebe, she perked up and grinned at you. But when your eyes met hers all you could see was the mischief in them, if you didn't know better you'd swear it was excitement.
"Apparently the closer you get to your soulmate the words on your palm with change! You'll be able to tell what they're thinking in real time! Haaaave yours changed yet?" Bebe sung out, her hands reaching across the table to gentle take yours.
She flipped your hand over, so your palms were facing up, her beautiful done red nails seemed to contrast yours. She traced them across the font on your palm with a hum. "Or are you like Wendy and you're waiting? You've gotta know right?"
"N...no I don't. I've been-", you stopped and bit your bottom lip again, "... kind of afraid to find out who it is."
"What? Why?" Bebe took your hand and gave it a squeeze like she was trying to reassure you to keep going.
That's when you pulled your sleeve up the whole way so she could see the rest of the sentence. Their eyes widened and silence fell over the three of you. You kept your eyes on your lap as you let them read it so you missed Wendy's little head tilt. The words ringing in her ears like she could hear it. No, it couldn't be...could it?
"Well, they're just thoughts, right? It's not like whoever it is will actually do it! Come on hun you can't let that stop you! Just, like, pay extra close to your palm today! There might be something sweet on there if they're nearby!"
You furrowed your brows at that if they were nearby? Maybe it was a little harder to tell when everyone in the school wore gloves because of how cold it was, you included. After a few moments of debating between everything you nodded at her and decided you'd keep your gloves off today. With that Wendy's phone chimed letting your little group know that your ten minutes were up, and it was time to get back to studying, but now you were out of it. You couldn't focus on learning anything else but your palm, watching the font like if you blinked you'd miss it.
But nothing changed, the threat on your palm stayed for the rest of the study session. With a sigh you packed your things and got ready to leave the library, the girls hugging you tightly as they went their own way. Leaving into the halls of the school, passing past other students whose voices seemed to fade into the background. But despite your attempts to smother everyone else out, no one could really tune out South Park's famous boys. Stan and Kyle were standing by their lockers talking and for once it was Stan that seemed to be getting under Kyle's skin.
"Dude, this is the fourth time you've blown me off! Come on, we made these plans last week!"
"I know man, but the band needs me! We've got a gig coming up and we have to get more practice in! I'm sorry Kyle, I'll make it up to you!" Stan shot him an apologetic look.
Kyle sighed and simply rolled his eyes, "Sure dude, one of these days I'm going to cash in all of the times you said you'll make it up to me."
Stan let out a laugh and wrapped his arm around the taller man's neck bringing him down to his level. You smiled at the both of them, you didn't know Stan very well, but Kyle was always nice to you. You admired the fact that he always spoke his mind, whoever his soulmate was had to be the luckiest person on earth. Not only because of how sweet he was, but again he always spoke his mind, there was no guessing at what he was thinking. You peered down at your palm again and blinked in surprise, it had changed.
'He's lucky he's my best friend.'
Oh. Oh.
'Are they looking at me? Do I have something on my face?'
You could feel your heart rate pick up, eyes bouncing between your palm and Kyle. Your head was now on a swivel looking around as if the answers would emerge out of the many groups walking around. When Stan broke away from Kyle with his guitar on his back, the red head began putting his books away. There you stood, glued to this spot watching him with intense eyes. So, when he turned and saw your passionate gaze he couldn't help but flinch on the spot, but he couldn't tear his eyes from you.
Your palm changed again. You couldn't believe it. Just a minute ago you were telling your two best friends about how you were afraid to meet your soulmate and now here he was. This felt almost too cliche, like the universe was tired of you trying to run from it. And now here you were standing in the hall, a few steps away from someone who was supposed to be yours. Did he know? Probably not from how quiet you were and how you liked to keep to yourself. So now here you were with all that knowledge and nowhere to run.
'Their eyes are so pretty; I don't know why I've never noticed before.'
Was he trying to kill you? You felt the compliment go straight to your heart, making it speed up. Your face was turning red at his words, even if he didn't say them, you could almost hear them. You felt something in your chest tug you towards him, like your heart was leaping in his direction and demanding that you listen to it. Kyle watched as you made your way to where he was standing, moving through the halls like nothing else matters.
"Um...hey, is everything okay?" Kyle nervously looked down at you, he couldn't help wondering why his heart was racing so hard.
Sure, you were attractive, but that wasn't all you were. Sure, he really liked your laugh when he heard you talking with Bebe and Wendy, and he secretly wished he made you laugh like that. Sure, you had the most beautiful eyes he had ever seen, but he would never tell you that. How could he? What if you thought he was a freak and oh my god you're saying something and he's not paying attention.
"- so yeah, can you take your gloves off for me?"
"H-huh my gloves? Uh sure." Kyle shook himself out of his trance, he didn't know why you needed his gloves off but that was his fault for not paying attention.
As he removed his gloves you got a glance at his palm looking for any signs of words on his palm.
'I never realized how tall he is.' Those were your thoughts. Your thoughts were on his palm, and he doesn't even realize it yet.
"Did you need to borrow them? Are you cold?" He's asking you with such a soft voice, care laced in his tone.
"No no I just um okay this is going to sound really strange... b-but can you think of an animal for me?"
"An... animal? Like my favorite animal?"
"Sure. That works." You chuckled at the confusion on his face, brows furrowed together in deep thought which was exactly what you wanted.
'Fox.' That's cute.
"Your favorite animal is a fox?" You asked looking up from your palm with a smile.
"Huh but I... how did-" He stopped. The whole situation came crashing down onto him, his mouth opened to say something, but nothing would come out. So now he just looked like a fish gasping for air.
"Yeah I- wow this is it. I think you're my soul-mate Kyle." As you showed him your palm you almost had to laugh about how many times you've flashed it at people today.
Those deep forest green eyes of his watched the golden light on your palm swirl and change as his thoughts did. The tips of his ears turn red as he desperately tries to keep his thoughts under control, soulmate or not he didn't want to scare you off with stupid shit his brain comes up with.
"Is um...is your favorite animal on my palm too?" No. It wasn't.
'His eyes are like emeralds.'
"You think my eyes are like emeralds?"
"You think my smile is cute?" You shot back with a small smirk making him look away, covering his mouth with the back of his hand.
Kyle and you stood in silence for a few moments, hearts racing and nervous shifting from foot to foot. "So, um...my weekend is free do you wanna grab a coffee?"
"I'd love to get coffee with you Kyle~" You let out a laugh, your hand coming up to cover your smile, but it was stopped by his.
The warmth of his hand beating back the chill of yours, they were softer than you thought they'd be. His thumb nervously rubs against your knuckles enjoying the way your hand felt in his, so much smaller but it fit so perfectly. Kyle smiled brightly at your response, a wave of relief washing over him and a breath he didn't know he was holding. He took the first step towards the door with you in tow, a soft glow between the both of you. Something deep inside of you felt complete, like pieces of a puzzle or links of a chain.
#fuck dude#this was so hard to write#for some reason#no not some reason#I wanted it to be good!#stan marsh#i do for you anon#and my boy#kyle broflovski#kyle broflovski x reader#wendy testaburger#bebe stevens#south park x reader#south park fanfiction#sp fandom#x reader#reader insert#shhh its a secret#south park#request answered#anon ask#i love you guys#soulmates#We got an AO3 request next#soulmate au
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The day of the rescheduled tournament that they finally made it to and won before having a barbecue to celebrate.
And the last day the sky was blue.
#mostly just to get my kid designs out there#i for depressed drawing this tho#terry won't ever get to see the blue sky again after everything they fought for#FUCK dude#young nick looks exactly like my taylor design tho 😭😭 i can't HELP it#the doodler design shamelessly inspired by an ai generated one posted on reddit#ai shit free from copyright claims yo 😤😤#my art#dndads#dndads art#dungeons and daddies#dungeons and daddies art#nick close#nicky foster#?? 😭😭 what do i do with that kid??#lark oak garcia#lark oak#sparrow oak garcia#sparrow oak#grant wilson#terry jr#terry stampler#dungeons and daddies s1#dndads s1#eventually I'll do art for that one line willy gives the dads when they first get the kids from ravenloft#it's like#“if you raise them they will be unhappy or dangerous and give in to their worst temptations”#and holy fuck does that line hit different now#I'll get there. probably.
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#this excerpt just drives me fucking bananas#the SUBTEXT#its like. a very clear metaphor ik KJDFNGKJ but still#thats whats so funny abt it#god#like this just. this is. this is it.#the structure bLAHHHH#fuck dude#i hate#s14#she is my best friend#she has stabbed me in the back more times than i can count
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That part in Holes (2003) after Sam fixes up the schoolhouse for Kate and then we see it’s raining and drops of water fall onto a book but they’re not from the roof he fixed but because she’s crying and then he enters the frame and takes her hand and looks at her and just goes “I can fix that.” so softly…
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I’m going fucking feral…this guy I know from college weighs 460+ (don’t ask how I know lol) but holy shit I am not okay 😭😳🥵😮💨😵💫💀😍🫠
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You guys know how the BoS radio signal in Cambridge starts with “to any unit in transmission range” right?
I just realized that they weren’t just yelling into the void hoping for the best, they were trying to contact PALADIN BRANDIS AND RECON SQUAD ARTEMIS in a last ditch effort :(
#Danse knew Artemis was assumed MIA/KIA but he still approved Haylen send out that distress call#and he also tried to recall Artemis himself after the Prydwen shows up and he gets his radio moment#FUCK dude#that’s just. man.#the narrative of going someplace where your friend was presumably killed and ending up overwhelmed and nearly killed your self#and you try to call out for that friend to help you#I like to think Danse and Brandis were friends#they knew each other at least but like#adding the context of that transmission signal to when they reunite during the lost patrol makes it so much more heart breaking if you think#of them as buddies#fallout 4#fallout#paladin danse#Paladin Brandis#scribe haylen#Knight Rhys#the brotherhood of steel#bos#serenade posts#recon squad Artemis#recon squad gladius
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