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theresthesnitch · 7 months

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20 questions for Fic Writers

Thanks for tagging me @puuvillaa!

How many works do you have on AO3?

106 total.

2. What's your total AO3 word count?

1,313,884, but that includes a few cowritten things, and I couldn't begin to break down how many of those belong to jus tme.

3. What fandoms do you write for?

Just HP!

4. What are your top 5 fics by kudos?

A. Step & Repeat - Wolfstar, Celebrity Sirius fake dating AU, Rated M, 62k words

B. Three Strikes 'til you're out - Jily, Celebrity James fake dating AU, Rated E, 69k words

(I have not, until just now, put together that those two are so similar)

C. Bathed in the Moonlight - Wolfstar PWP, Rated E, 2.1k words

D. Ignite - Jily, 7th year Canon, Secret relationship smut fic, rated E, 192k words (WIP)

E. One More to Love - Wolfstarbucks, omegaverse w/ Pregnant Omega Remus, written with @krethes. 146k words, Rated E, WIP.

5. Do you respond to comments? Why or why not?

Omg 🫥. I do.... sometimes. I really, really love comments, and I need to be better about responding to them! It's a mixture of social anxiety and savoring them that leads me to not responding, and then I wonder if it's too late to respond, and then they stack up, and then I'm anxious over how many there are and I just.... never repsond. i try to repsond to at least some of the, but I'm very anxious about how many unresponded comments I have. (My inbox currently sits at 1136, and I've cleared it out before.)

6. What's the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

Dusk. However, i have 2 more in the works that (assuming I ever finish them) may be worse.

7. What's the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

Most of my fics have a happy ending, so I'm not sure what the MOST happy ending was. Maybe Save the Groom? I can't imagine STG James being any happier than he is in that epilogue.

8. Do you get hate on fics?

Occasionally. It's rarely hate but I do occasionally get dissatisfaction, like "i don't like the way you ended this" or "I read the side along you wrote and I'm no longer interested in the main story" which is weird to get.

9. Do you write smut. If so, what kind?

Lol, yes, and.... all kinds? Honestly, what does that mean. I've written MM, MF, and FF. Also Multi (though mostly MMM+). I've also written both vanilla and kink?

10. Do you write crossovers? What's the craziest one you've written?

NOPE. Not something that really interests me, tbh.

11. Have you ever had a fic stolen?

Not that I'm aware of, but I wouldn't be surprised.

12. Have you ever had a fic translated?

I've had a couple of people ask, but no one who has delivered on it. or at least no one who tagged me the way I asked them to if they did it.

13. Have you ever cowritten a fic before?

Yes, a few! I'm actually very fond of cowriting. Quietlemonhush and I have been working on cowriting more, and I adore working with him.

14. What's your all-time favorite ship?

I've gotta go with my Wolfstar boys. 💖

15. What's a WIP you want to finish, but doublt you ever will?

I'm not ready to call anything that's posted now and a WIP abandoned (though I know I occasionally get comments calling things abandoned). I think it's probably unlikely that I ever write my Voldy Wins AU at this point because I've been sitting on it for 2 years at this point, but it was never posted.

16. What are your writing strengths?

Worldbuilding and tension building, I think.

17. What are your writing weaknesses?

Sticking to a plan. 🤣

18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language for a fic?

I've done it before, and I'm not a huge fan, tbh. I probably won't do it again unless I have a cowriter who is fluent. It's a pain if you don't know the language, and there's no way to really build the dialogue as you would in a language you know.

19. First Fandom you wrote for?

HP, but make it Hinny.

20. Favorite fic you've ever written?

Oh, gosh. I think maybe The Way We Fall. Ask me next week and that will be different.

No pressure tags to @krethes, @charmsandtealeaves @annabtg @mppmaraudergirl @eyra @wanderingdonut

#snitch was tagged #fic writer game

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aquagustd · 2 years

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i’m so done rn 😭 hoseok and oc could’ve been it. hoseok really loved her sm that he was so serious about changing for the better and getting married. and i love how being a great parent to junho, a baby who isn’t even his, is so important to him. they were SO CLOSE to being together. ughhhhhh i want to cry, like i’m being deadass 🥲 now looking back at the chapter where junho’s birthday party occurred, i can’t imagine how much memories and awkwardness that must’ve brought to oc and hoseok…they literally were gonna marry each other!!! oc was in love with both of them, you can’t lie. it’s just the hope of jungkook coming back to her and junho, and also her love for jk obviously, that stopped her from saying yes. she wanted to. she was this close 🤏 but she was cut off from her answer and jungkook showed but and was dramatic and made a scene, per usual 🙄 i’m never gonna get over this 😭 i knew from the beginning that hoseok and oc were never gonna work out but somehow this is the most painful thing of the story to me?

and jungkook…idk where to start. so he was still in love with oc :( it must’ve been really hard for him too. idk what he had to go through while being with yang but probably some bad stuff. and of course it changed him. he let his emotions blind him with the whole situation at the wedding. he was watching hoseok and oc the whole time— ouch. and was somehow convinced that junho was oc’s and hoseok’s kid. that plus everything he’s been through in his life, really pushed him over the edge. yikes, everything he said to oc even offends me. and then he went to sora after? and we found out he’s been wanting to kiss her this whole time?!!?!!? alright, i see how it is mf 🤨 so does that mean he doesn’t really love sora like that because he was only doing it to cope with all his emotions, or did he actually start to love her later on?

and he ruined yoongi and yuri’s wedding! yoongi wasn’t supposed to see his bride yet 😒 but yuri came to comfort junho and oc either way 🫶

i know 😭😭 oc was so so close to making a family with hoseok and then all that changed when jungkook came back. like they could’ve been P E R F E C T 😭 if she said yes they would’ve been happy together till today && probably had some more babies of their own 🥺 exactly 🥺 he treated junho like his own. his fatherly instincts (if that’s a thing) just kicked in and he was there just holding junho when jk was throwing a fit 🥲🫣 that’s why his return at junho’s bday was so…weird and sad for oc !! that was gonna be her husband 😭😭 but he still showed despite it all

she did love hoseok :( she did :( a case of right person, wrong time :(

YES 🙄 he ruined their wedding ffs. but yoongi kicked him out lmfao. right ??? suddenly he wanted to kiss sora all along 🤚🏻 & they sorta grew to love each other over the years together tbh.

jungkook has been through a lot. even to get to oc that day, but he should’ve just listened for one second and stopped pointing fingers at oc.

#truly caused it for himself tbh #fic: hie #squishies

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luvsellie · 2 years

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DATING DRUIG WOULD INCLUDE...

pairing druig x fem!reader | wc 0.9k | requested ? yes | note he <3

• is the biggest flirt known to mankind

• now, ik we already are aware of that but JUST IN CASE YOU WEREN'T !!

• “you wanna kiss me so badly, don’t you?”

• teases you endlessly, both physically and verbally

• exhibit a - leans in as if he’s gonna kiss you and then looks down at you like you’re crazy because you’re just standing there waiting for his lips to fall on yours

• PLEASE I'M LAUGHING JUST THINKING ABOUT IT

• you’d open your eyes like 🙂 ??

• and druig would be the exact definition of 🤨

• exhibit b - “you have to stop doing that” “what?” “saying things that make me want to kiss you” *cue your face going hot and turning away with wide eyes*

• *sigh* the things he does to you (he's more aware of it than you are my dear)

• so, of course, he uses that to his advantage, much to your displeasure :')

• i don't think he's super big on pda, but, as seen in the movie, i think he'd hold you close, a hand on your waist, or even give you a quick kiss on the cheek when either of you has to leave for a period of time

• now, he may be a huge flirt and tease, BUT WHEN YOU DO IT BACK-

• mans has no clue how to act

• possibly the embodiment of 😶 and 🧍

• it’d just be a simple compliment too and he’d feel absolutely jittery inside

• like, you could be playing with his hands or something and say “your hands are really nice” with a small sigh and smile and he will somehow fall even more in love with you than he was five seconds ago

• okay back to him being a fucking flirt bc idk about you but i live for the oneshots and hc’s of him flirting/teasing the living shit out of the reader bc it makes me scream into my pillow before i continue reading 👍

• anyways. so in the scene in the flashback where he threatens to tell ajak abt makkari stealing the artifact ?? (praying to god i’m not just making something up rn)

• WELL

• let’s replace it w/ you two at a table in the corner, probably just sipping on something and talking when druig somehow turns the lovely conversation into him shamelessly flirting with you

• “i scratch and bite, i don’t need someone watching over me 24/7” you’d snap back at a random remark he made, taking a sip from your cup, sure there’s no way he could do more with that

• this mf deadass goes “you’ll crawl and beg too, darling”

• *chokes on drink*

• dw i did too it’s okay

• y’all need to start writing more smuts w him using mind control pls i am begging

• k sorry for the slight detour back to regular programming

• BUT THIS MAN IS SO SWEET

• when the two of you go on walks you bet your ass he’s the type of lover to randomly pick flowers and give them to you :(

• he’ll even do that whole cliche thing where he puts it behind your ear UGHHAVSUANAI

• oh my god he’d trace words on your back too

• like, when it’s the middle of the night (or even the morning) and you can’t sleep, he’d just talk to you and trace things with his finger ☹️☹️

• going off of that little scenario, that is most likely how he told you he loved you for the first time; you had to guess what he was saying and obv it was 'i love you'

• but but but HIS ACCENT !!!!! PLUS HIS VOICE WHEN HE’S SLEEPY !!!!! 💥💳💥💳💥💳💥💳

• i could go on and on abt him, good lord

• alright onto the nsfw 😏 (guys i swear i use that emoji ironically)

• and i am apologizing in advance bc i am in fact a lesbian so the only things i am referencing while writing hetero sex are other nsfw ff’s bc i have no clue what im doing 💀

• n e way i think he’s a dom 100% no questions asked

• also prefers to give rather than receive, but that doesn’t mean he wouldn’t enjoy a good bj every once in awhile

• totally wouldn’t mind using his power on you (only if you consent to it tho !!)

• probs into overstimulation and toying with you - he enjoys the faces you make when he takes away your release 😩

• alright that’s honestly all i can say nsfw wise IM SORRY I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT IM DOING 😭

• but back to him being the best bf ever 🤲

• WOULD GIVE YOU RANDOM KISSES !!

• for example, when your busy and he suddenly craves your affection, he’d just walk up to you, wrap his arms around your middle, and press a kiss to your temple

• ugh the compulsory heterosexuality i have for this man ☝️☝️

• okay, best for last, but i also am a firm believer that he’s not afraid to flirt w you around others (even tho he’s not super big on pda)

• i mean, he’s gotta let people know you're his somehow, right?

• oh OH OH HES REALLY BIG ON THE PET NAMES "doll," "dear," "love," "beautiful," and "darling" !!

• and has a thing for putting the word "my" in front of your name or whenever he's referring to you - he always makes sure to relate you back to him :')

#druig #druig x reader #druig x you #druig x female reader #druig x y/n #druig imagine #eternals druig #eternals x reader #marvel #mcu #mcu phase 4 #mcu ff #eternals fanfiction #eternals ff #marvel oneshot

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moonlit-imagines · 3 years

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Headcanons for being Hope van Dyne’s child

Hope van Dyne x child!reader

Scott Lang x stepkid!reader

warnings: insects (ants), sharp weapons

a/n:

prompt: anonymous: “Happy holidays darling! Would you write HC for Hope Van Dyne's child? Love the step-parents HC 🥰”

growing up as a lil smarty pants

grandpa hank was pretty proud, although he didn’t see you very much

once every few years

but he did tell you all these crazy stories about his adventures that you honestly thought were just fiction (until you were older)

“and i was as small as an ant, but i was still incredibly strong! remember that, kid. just because you aren’t as big as someone else doesn’t mean you can’t beat them” -hank

“y/n doesn’t need to be hearing those stories, hank” -hope

“why not? they have important life lessons in them!” -hank

“why does mommy call you ‘hank?’” -you

“because mommy hates grandpa, isn’t that right?” -hank

“okay, i think that’s enough of this visit. come on, y/n, time to go” -hope

your mom was very supportive of you, nonetheless

she wanted to be different from her dad

so she showed up to EVERYTHING

birthdays, sick days, tucking you in for bed, parent-teacher conferences, art shows, you name it

“here’s some tea, jellybelly. it’ll make your throat feel better” -hope

“mom, i think i’m dying” -you

“you’ll be fine” -hope, givin’ u a kiss on the forehead

life wasn’t like, extra crazy or anything. sometimes she’d bring you to work and honestly? darren cross didn’t seem like the worst guy. he even brought you whatever you might need if your mom was staying late at work

“hey, van dyne junior! i brought you a puzzle that might keep you busy for a while...and a happy meal from mcdonalds! let me know if you need anything else, me and your mom will just be in the lab for a little while” -darren

“thank you!!!” -you

uh huh, ur mom taught u manners!

anyways you started spending more time with your grandpa cuz they had a plan

thats when you found out that his “turning small” stories were not, in fact, bullshit

“wait grandpa...you actually did shrink as small as an ant?” -you

“why would i lie?” -hank

okay well cue you wanting to shrink down to ant size now it was your new aspiration

you did learn how to command ants tho!!!!!!

but unfortunately (or not so unfortunately) hank brought scott to the party

“hi!” -you, waking scott up

“what?!” -scott, jumping back against the headboard

“hi.” -you, staring at him “im y/n. these are my ants”

bullet ants were just crawlin around the place

“oh, that’s....that’s cool. any chance you could tell me where i am or how i got here” -scott

“wouldn’t you like to know, weather boy” -you, leaving abruptly

“are you bothering our guest?” -hope, watching you proudly nod “good job, jellybelly”

mom taught u how to punch 🥰🥰🥰

and let you use scott as a punching bag

but scott wasn’t like awful or anything he was just insufferable at times

“i think you’d like my daughter cassie. she’s weird and smart just like you” -scott

“did you just call me weird? mom, can i punch him again?” -you

“no no no! i meant weird in a good way! please dont hurt me anymore!” -scott

chasing him around the yard ready to ATTACK

hank had to tell u to cut it out

“dont tell them what to do” -hope

“someone has to” -hank

“excuse me? i parent y/n just fine, better than you ever did for me!” -hope

“do they do this often?” -scott

“every time they see each other but that’s not very much” -you

“hm...hey, do you like ice cream? specifically baskin robbins?” -scott

ur mom said “we do not associate with idiots ❤️” and then proceeded to associate with said idiots

scott did end up saving u from darren tho bc that mf tried to hold u hostage and scott was really not in the mood for that bullshit

“you alright, y/n?” -scott

“murder is okay, right?” -you

after that whole ordeal he and your mom were kinda a thing uh huh

and he introduced you to cassie!!! she was amazingly sweet and you could def see the family resemblance

“is this my new sibling?! i’ve always wanted one!” -cassie

“hey, me too!” -you

you hung out with her on a weekly basis, with or without scott

and mom and grandpa were working on a ✨special project✨

one you insisted on being apart of

“no, y/n, we can’t make you your own suit. you’re too young for this sort of thing” -hope

“pleaaaaase mom? i swear i’ll he responsible with it!” -you

“you’re mother is right, y/n. you’re just not ready yet. maybe someday, but not anytime soon” -hank

scott took you on family bowling trips yes he did

and just corny stepdad shit

but he went to germany and mom and him broke up and FF to two years later when you guys had finally reunited

“scott!! you asshole!!” -you, like this -> :)

“kiddo!! sorry to hear that!!” -scott, same energy

shading him the whole time

“ach mein gott” -you

“are you kidding me, y/n? i make one mistake. ONE” -scott

“you’re one mistake has caused me to live in MINIATURE HOMES” -you

“THAT SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD THING” -scott

“WELL IT’S NOT” -you

“did you at least miss me?” -scott

“sicher habe ich” -you

“god dammit” -scott

surprise!! u kind of had a suit (for emergencies)

as a van dyne/pym, it was almost a necessity to know how to use pym particles

scott acted like a proud dad

“wow, you’re really doing it!!!” -scott

“halt die klappe” -you

“please stop” -scott, tearing up

finding out about ✨grandma✨

she possessed scott and touched ur face and told you that she was so excited to meet you but you didn’t know wtf was going on and you had the urge to smack scott but THANKFULLY you did not

“i have to meet her for real! let me help you guys!” -you

“okay” -hope

“what? really?” -you

“it’s about time we put your genius to good use” -hope

scott offered you a high five for that and u literally accepted it

“don’t get too happy, that was just an in-the-moment thing” -you, watching scott’s eyebrow raise “fine. you can have a hug”

okay okay well everything went okay and then half the world ~vanished~ including ur whole family but like cassie and her family took you in and you spent five years very alone and upset until one day cassie called you downstairs and whoopdedoo???? scott???????

“is my mom with you?” -you

“sorry, sport, she’s not...do you have your suit with you? we need to go on some...hero business” -scott

you missed scott a lot over the past 5 years, this really did cheer you up, even if it was just him

“how’ve you been holding up the past few years” -scott

“the world sucks, man” -you

“i can see that” -scott

he turned on some tunes for the two of you to enjoy otw to the avengers hq and it was probably the best memory you created since everyone disappeared

“wait, reach into the glove box” -scott

“oh, god, i hope there’s no rodents in here...” -you, reaching for a picture “is this..?”

“family photo!! you were little back then, i can’t believe how time flies. i mean, it flew really quick for me, the quantum realm is no joke” -scott

you were busy staring at the picture of your mom, you really missed her

busy ~saving the world~

and going to 2012 with scott

“hey uh just so you know, i might be able to make pym particles” -you

“‘might?’ and if we use faulty pym particles we ‘might’ die. would you like that?” -tony

“hey, back off, stark. they’re just trying to help” -scott

next thing u know ur in present day and THEN u actually got to hold the scepter bc scott let u

“im gonna stab you!!” -you

“no!!!” -scott

the other avengers, literally mourning natasha while you chase him around with a sharp weapon: 😧

okay after the place was destroyed u got to face mr. purple man and yo mama showed back up and saw you on the front lines

“y/n????” -hope

“mom????” -you

“scott!!!!” -scott

“really, scott? a shrek reference? now?” -you “...nice”

the reunion with your mom was short and sweet but you missed her forehead kisses and she gave you one immediately!!!! and she was crying but you were too bc damn

“listen, after this, we’re gonna have such a fun family night. i’m so sorry i couldn’t be there for you all this time” -hope

“mom, it wasn’t your fault...it was that purple bastard, let’s get him!” -you

“they grow up so fast...” -hope

i n s e c t f a m

insect fam killed it out there and then ✨attended tony’s funeral✨ together right after

that’s one solid family 😌💖

anyways time to celebrate a (halfway) return to normalcy

with your *sister* cassie and your mom and your...scott

you were just happy to all be together again, it’s been WAY too long

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thexhostess · 3 years

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Badly Written Notes on Tricky Business for 🤎kaye

SPOILERS | PLEASE DON'T READ IF YOU HAVEN'T WATCHED Tricky Business | SPOILERS

🎶 Hey I heard you're a wild one...🎶

- Actually love this song, it now gives me Matt fluffy angsty vibes.

Piss off Rick we need Matt!

Wow, Brutal.

Another tune, Holy shit! 😳😲😳 (Not sure what that was now.)

His hair when he takes his glasses off ahhh!

The way he says 'Hey' to Lily asdgahsgfashgdf I had to rewind it 5 times.

It's the teeth omg!! Homelander smile!? (Yes, scruffy casual AU Homelander. You can see it in his interactions with Rick.)

AHH!!! The kiss! No, no no no no! and keeps holding her close for 'work reasons'. Swoon!

The hand on knee in the car, I screamed lol

When he's describing his perfect partner. 🥺

Omg ep 5 the bar scene...aHHH

The burgundy shirt...🤤🤤🤤

Yesssss, the bikini wax is for Matt!

You don't need enhancements. (Oh Matt! Babe I'm yours. No further questions.)

When he's trying to ask her on a date, he's so cute. And then 'Did I just knock back a date with you? 'Dunno did ya?' I really felt that..That hurt! look at his face!

Designer stubble and a blue shirt. 💙 Rolled up sleeves!

That's the sleepy sofa Matt/AU Homelander you meant! Ah so cute!

JFC that suit and the unbuttoned shirts.

THIS FUCKING BLACK SHIRT! Kill me now! the end of episode 8!! The way he places that hand on her waist/ the way he draws her in gently, and how he softly says 'I will, if you want me to.' I'm hyperventilating!!!

Episode 9 - You' don't give up do you? Nope! Not till I get what I want.' Jesus!

Threatening the professor, so hot (not the professor obvs.) Also the outfit! 🤤The way he slides his hands in to his jeans pockets I DROOL!

Me watching any Matt scene :

Then...

After a while...

E10 - The smiles he keeps flashing. He is a cheeky mf.

Is the friend thing working for you/me?' NO IT'S NOT WORKING FOR ME! 😤🥺

The Shower. 😨

The easy part's done.' 😈 I can't be the only one thinking the hard part's left to do. I mean...it was implied yes? It's that mf smile he does again. COZ HES NAKED OUT OF THE SHOWER!!!! Fuckin' fuck! 😰

'I'm right here. ' 😭😭😭

Obvs that was such a buzz kill. FFS Rick! To just come in and then sit down.

He's the sweetest! The corsage..

E 12 - Omg it's the bearing of teeth and the growl accompanied by turning away. It's the Homelander rage reaction. THAT GROWL! 🥵

30 min 32 looking over his shoulder.

E13 - I need my beauty sleep.

'I don't think so.' *gives sexy eye* I spit my tea out.

Please GIF 15:36??

You actual bitch who does she think she is? She cheated on him?!

The last few mins of E13....

He's waiting for you to say something! To choose him!! Girl!! But you insult him asfjhasgdhfsah!!

'TO FIND BEARS TO FIGHT' 😭😭😭😭😭😭

@kayemagistro 😱 💙 🤎 📞

#Matt Sloane #Tricky Business #notes #cw: spoilers #badly written notes #for fun #hope it's ok I called you kaye? :)#Antony Starr #Homelander

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bontens-new-executive · 2 years

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I posted 228 times in 2021

199 posts created (87%)

29 posts reblogged (13%)

For every post I created, I reblogged 0.1 posts.

I added 484 tags in 2021

#ji's thoughts 😩🤝 - 146 posts

#tokyo revengers - 125 posts

#tokyo revengers x reader - 51 posts

#bonten - 48 posts

#ji's talking ♡ - 36 posts

#haitani brothers - 22 posts

#ran haitani - 16 posts

#haikyuu - 16 posts

#sanzu tokyo revengers - 12 posts

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Longest Tag: 61 characters

#tbh id be surprised if anyone understands what im talking abr

My Top Posts in 2021

IM LITERALLY SO IN LOVE WITH TAKASHI BC HE'S LIKE THE BEST PERSON EVER

SO PATIENT AND SWEET, TAKES CARE OF HIS SISTERS, HE'S RESPONSIBLE, HELPFUL, GOOD AT PROTECTING AND FIGHTING, CAN SEW AND HAVE I MENTIONED THAT HES THE ABSOLOUTE SWEETEST OML

No bc I'm over here crying (I'm not actually crying but yk it's for the extra effect) bc I can't date mitsuya takashi, and why can't I? Bc he ain't <\3 fucking <\3 real <\3

Don't touch me. I'm very sensitive rn.

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399 notes • Posted 2021-09-06 20:11:38 GMT

How the bonten members would react to getting played

Listen. I was just simping for rich koko as one does, right. So I was like "yo this mf would totally buy ur place and fire u just bc he salty like that"

So, this happened. :)

Characters: kokonoi hajime, Ran Haitani, Rindo Haitani, Manjiro Sano (mikey), kakucho hitto sanzu Haruchiyo (without mochi and akashi)

Kokonoi Hajime

Would lowkey be surprised

Did not expect that to happen

Starts going out with other people to make you jealous

Wants to see you regret leaving him

Quite angry about it

Focused on making more money to get his mind off you

People working with him would notice the change of behavior

Spends much more money than before

If he's salty enough he would buy the place you work at, just to fire you

Or he'd become your boss, so you're forced to talk to him

Pays bonten members (not the executives) to keep an eye on you

Arrogant.

Wants you back but won't admit it

Gets teased by ran and sanzu a lot for it

Drowns in work to keep his mind off you

Haitani Ran

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I JUST WANNA BE AN EXECUTIVE IN BONTEN FFS

IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK

Just let me be in this car. That's all I'm asking for.

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482 notes • Posted 2021-10-07 21:03:07 GMT

Request:

You can make a jealousy scenario with Rindo Haitan,Ran Haitani,Takashi Mitsuya e Wakasa Imaushi Found out that his girlfriend is the only girl on a boys’ team (hockey or baseball) and they get jealous ( In Imaushi’s case, his girlfriend may be younger still in high school but she can’t be a college team in his case) And sorry if you didn’t understand, I’m Brazilian and I use the keyboard translator to write and the simutanio translator to read

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I’m so up for this omfg,, no bc I love jealousy scenario, I hope this is what you wanted ^^

I'm not sure if this is trigger warning worthy but there're mentions of being hungry and eating food in mitsuya's part

Genere: fluff

Characters: Rindo Haitan, Ran Haitani, Takashi Mitsuya, Wakasa Imaushi

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Rindou haitani

a friend comes up to you while grocery shopping

Won't admit that's he's jealous but wouldn't deny it either

“Is there really a guy hitting on my girl at 8.30 in the morning? Right in front of me??”

Watches you first before he acts

Always careful with guys he isn't familiar with

He doesn't mind a short pat on the shoulder but he hates it when someone has his arm over you and pulls you to their side or tries to hug you on to their chest

Gets grumpy. Not mad per se but his mood does swing a bit

The longer they're talking to you, the more bothered he gets

Wants to leave as quick as possible

It was early in the morning, rindou and you were grocery shopping. Rindou was still tried and wanted to go home as soon as possible. While he was looking at the sugary sweets, trying to choose one from many, you were going off to look for some eggs. After not long, somebody tapped you on your shoulder. Turning around, you saw your teammate, so you guys started a conversation.

“Hello there.”, was heard behind you, as you were talking to your teammate. "Ah, yes, hey there. You must be Rindou?", the guy asked with a smirk. "Yes I am. And you are?", rindou wasn't sure how to feel about this situation yet. This guy knew his name and his girl, but rindou hasn't heard about this guy at all. "Well, I am-", he started before getting interrupted by you, "he's a my teammate." Teammate? What team? Why would you be on a team with a guy like him? How often were you in contact with that guy? Of course he didn't mind you having other friends but that didn't change the fact that he was, nonetheless, confused. Rindou was asking himself a lot of questions before asking, "what team?" "Well our baseball team", you explained, "don't you remember? I told you." "I remember you telling me something about your baseball team, yes." Rindou looked your friend up and down," What you didn't mention was that you had a guy in your team.", he finished, before looking back at you. "Well, actually, fun fact, I'm not the only guy. We're a group of guys and she is, as a mater of fact, the only girl in our team." Rindou didn't need this overly friendly guy to talk for you, you could do that on your own. Wait. Only girl in an all boys team? Is every guy there this overly touchy and friendly with you? "And I dont like any of them either. Y'all annoying anyways. Now if you'd excuse us, my boyfriend and I were doing something before getting interrupted," you said while moving passt him with rindou, "I'll see you in practice, idiot." "Right, right." You both shared a small smile before you left completely.

he comes to pick you up from school

"So, a guy's team and the only girl there is my baby? If they get too comfortable with you I might get upset about it", rindou commented. "They're just good friends, no need to get jealous, rin", you reassured him, smiling at the jealousy in his eyes. "Just makin' sure."

Wakasa Imaushi

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522 notes • Posted 2021-10-17 11:58:17 GMT

I didn't mean to - part 1

Genere: heavy angst (ngl even I was hurt writing this)

Characters: bonten!mikey/ Manjiro Sano, bonten!sanzu/ Haruchiyo akashi, bonten!ran haitani

Warning: readers death, mentions of blood and corpses(kinda? Ig?), cursing, heartbreak ♡

Summary: You two got into a rather big fight which then escalated. He immediately regretted he's actions after.

Note: I proof read this once so if there's any typo or sumn ☝ ignore it <3

I hope this is good- my first time writing angst

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Mikey/ Manjiro Sano

"Ugh just shut up. You're annoying.", your boyfriend, mikey said. His voice was deep, filled with the annoyance and anger he felt. Even if he wasn't yelling, you could practically feel the wrath inside him. His sentences were dangerous, they were meant to be taking seriously.

"No mikey! I've had enough of this!", you yelled at him, fed up with the situation at hand. This fight has been going on for hours now. The topic of "you need rest", "take a break" and all your pleadings for him to take it easy were completely ignored. They were just brushed off with the usual "you don't know anything." Or the "Shut up. I don't need your concern."

"Enough of what? Being with me? Are you sick of me? Are going to leave me like everybody else did?!", his tone slowly rose sentence by sentence. He was getting so frustrated. Whenever you came to mind, all he would imagine was your constant complaint about him taking a rest. Every other loving thing you've said long forgotten.

"No of course not, mikey! I love you! But you need to listen to me! You're always overworking yourself, you don't show me any affection anymore, you're more aggressive than before!", it was getting too much for you.

He used to cuddle into you in bed while sleeping, now he either stays at bontens and sleeps there or he comes home extremely late to sleep on the couch. Before all this happened, he would always hug you at random times, now all he does is take your arm harshly to lead you somewhere. Whenever you joked about something, he'd smiled and laughed with you, now he doesn't even look you in the eyes. How did all this happen? When did it all go wrong?

"So I'm aggressive? That's the image you have of me? Good then. Of course the only person I'd ever take a liking to, would have a bad picture of me!", mikey shouted, pulling out a gun and pointing it at your head. "Is that what you think of me? Huh?! Am I a cold blooded yakuza leader and murderer in your eyes?! Do you think like that of me?!" You stumbled back, surprised at his actions. He wouldn't shoot you, right? He was infuriated but he'd never shoot his lover, would he?

He'd always tell you that he'd never hurt you, he would always protect and love you. He promised to always be gentle and attentive towards you. Never would he let his frustration from work out on you. But the Manjiro Sano right in from of you, wasn't the one who promised you all those beautiful lies. Right now, he was bontens leader, blinded by annoyance and anger.

You couldn't give up now. "Mikey, listen. I only want the best for you. You've changed in the last few weeks. You have to rest to get your thoughts and emotions back in check." Looking you directly in your eyes, you could see the emptiness in his. The emptiness even you couldn't fill, no matter how much you tried. "All you ever talk about are my flaws. What kind of partner are you supposed to be? Always telling me what I'm doing wrong. Ever thought about that you're the reason for all the things you hate on me? Ever thought about you being the one that I hate most? You're not as special as you think you are.", those words hit you. Right in the heart, shattering it easily.

"Mikey, no, that's not true. You promised me to love me. The same way I love you. You said you'd always protect me, you'd always be by my side. We made a pinky promise to always stay together. I love you, mikey! I'm just trying to help you! Don't say such hurtful things! Please! Let's talk about this calmly!"

"SHUT UP", he shouted before pulling the trigger. Your last breath unheard by the angered male. Your body fell numb to the ground, whispering one last 'I love you'. And there it was, the silence he'd longed for throughout this whole argument. Finally you'd shut up. Finally the nagging was over.

Turning around he continued, "I loved you! You were the most important person in my life! Always! No matter who left me, you'd always stay with me! You never wanted to change me, but now suddenly I'm not good enough?! Do you know how much it hurts hearing the person you love, pointing out all those flaws?!", he waited for your response. For the response that never came. "Hah. So you've run out of arguments?", he asked before turning around.

He stood still. Holding his breath, heartbeat quickening. He looked at your numb body on the cold floor. Blood poring out of your head. Lifting his hand, he looked at the gun, the gun which he killed you with. The gun which he killed his lover and most precious person with.

His breathing quickened, head feeling dizzy, hands getting sweaty. "Y/n?", he fell to the ground, throwing the gun to the side and crawling towards your body. "Wake up. I didn't mean it. I was just mad. I take it back. I love you, I need you.", he kneeled beside you, putting your head on his lap. "Baby? Please wake up now. It's not funny.", he choked out starting to tremble, shaking your shoulders. Tears rolling down his face, making his vision blurry.

Lowering his head to your chest, he checked for your heart beat. But he couldn't find any. His heart dropped. "No. No. No. Baby, please. I'm sorry.", he cried. He hugged your body and took your hand in his. Tears flowing uncontrollably down his face.

"I'm so sorry. I love you." His throat burned like fire and his eyes hurt just as much as his heart did. He struggled to breath, clenching his shirt where his heart was. He wanted this to be a bad dream, he wanted to wake up, but all he could do was sit there hugging your lifeless body and cry until he passed out.

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babiekeiji · 4 years

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boyfriend konoha akinori!

(this is so unintentionally long i’m sorry !!!)

HHHHH okay

konoha akinori ..... is pretty hot ngl

Like i was just thinking of him this afternoon nd i was like “how do people not know about this man so much”

N. E ways

So we alr know right that during that one vb match, when akaashi isn’t able to set, it’s konoha who sets for him, thus earning him the nickname “jack of all trades, master of none”

We obviously love a well-rounded, good looking player.. and that’s exactly what konoha is

ngl he’s probably that asshole everyone has a big phat crush on

Like he’ll probably have a small circle in school nd be noisy in the hallways nd sleep in class but look so suave playing vb so he’d probably attract a lot of people

But obviously ...there is You <33

So konoha’s in math class ryt

And though konoha does study, he still kinda cheats in tests and shit jus because he doesnt wanna think sometimes yk

And you, The Smartest Of All, just happen to be his seatmate

He already knows you aren’t going to let him cheat off you

So he resorts to looking @ ur paper every once in a while

And you CATCH HIM

So ofc u go “boy if you dont stop that buffoonery rn”

“what’ll you do? tell the teacher?”

you do

and he earns himself detention

Expect konoha to be more of an asshole to you in the days to come

Like he’ll constantly bicker with you in class nd challenge your opinions

Like i said, konoha is smart, he’s jus an asshole

So konoha’s back on his bullshit right

He kind of sets this weird rivalry among you two

Says dumb shit like “i’m gonna get a higher score than u on the quiz tomorrow”

and your dumbass will always, MF ALWAYS, say, “BET”

What konoha knows is that because of this stupid rivalry of yours his whole school life is improving

He’s been studying a lot more (to beat you in exams), getting to school a lot earlier (just to spite you), and going to club often (because he needs that extracurricular)

One night you text konoha

“Why are we doing this”

Nd he knows exactly what you mean

“I don’t know what you’re talking about”

“Why do you keep trying me at shit”

“Because you’re cute when you try hard”

Best believe flirting has become a challenge to the two of you too

And this is the one (1) thing konoha KNOWS he’s good at

So the two of you start texting every night and soon you get to know each other pretty well

Konoha’s been pretty domestic, unknowingly saying shit like “ik ur ass is going to stay up trying to study for that quiz, take care of yourself.”

And BECAUSE hes saying shit like that you’ve developed a lil crush on him

Konoha has too

But that doesnt change the fact that he’s still your rival somehow

One night konoha opens up about how he feels different around you

You do too

So konoha says “if i score better than you in our quiz tomorrow will you let me take you out on a date?”

You text back, “okay, you can try ;)”

Come tomorrowits quiz time

You’re purposefully taking your sweet time, trying to get all the answers right

The problem is you’re p sure you’re going to ace this completely; like no mistakes whatsoever

So you change one of your answers to give konoha a fighting chance

Also because you really, really want konoha, the school’s resident smartass, to take you OUT

Nd maybe take u home idk

U nd konoha pass at the same time

“How well do you think you did?” Konoha

“Erm i think i did p well, how well you think you did, peabrain?”

“hA,” konoha scoffs, “you’ll see.”

Come tomorrow the scores are released

True to yourself, you only got one mistake on the quiz

Konoha ....

Konoha’s ass got half a point higher than you

29.5/30

Because he misspelled unnecessary in his essay

So obviously this boy is ELATED

Mf is levitating because finally.... he can take you out on a date after weeks of pining

But then he realizes

“YOU WENT EASY ON ME!!!!!”

“WELL DUH OFC I’D GO EASY ON YOU; I WANTED YOU TO TAKE ME OUT!!!!!!!!!!”

He grins the stupidest grin ever, “shut the fuck up, yn.”

Ff to when konoha is actually, properly your boyfriend

He’d probably call you up a lot at night just to hear your voice

The rivalry does not end.

Always on his bs in school; the sweetest boyfriend right after

“Hey dumbnut ready for me to crush you in this test?” to “baby you wanna go shopping? i’ll pay” real QUICK

makes you go to his matches (asshole)

Likes very minimal pda

Konoha’s waiting for you by your desk, “you wanna bet who gets more recitation points during first period? also i brought you that drink you liked from 7-11”

“baby do you know the answer to #23 of our assignment”

“no go figure it out yourself”

“yeah but whats the use of having a really really smart baby if they wont help you with your hw :T”

“.....it’s -9”

“thank you!”

buys u a lot of useless shit out of the goodness of his own heart

“look i saw this really cute fruit eraser set that actually smells like fruits...i bought it for you <3”

“my mono eraser is fine”

“yeah but i bought it for you”

“you’re helpless, you know that?”

“damn cant a guy get an i love you? i literally bought you 10 erasers”

you laugh, “okay, i love you konoha akinori, thank you for 10 fruit-scented erasers.”

“i love you more, dumbass.”

#konoha akinori x reader #konoha akinori #fukurodani #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu fluff #haikyuu headcanons #konoba akinori headcanons #haikyuu imagines #haikyuu #haikyuu!!#haikyuu writing #au

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oldblog-ileft · 4 years

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Welcome to:

A Dumbass makes Error Headcanons

He’s the kinda guy that would mix Skittles, M&M’s, and Reese’s Pieces together then set it somewhere literally anyone could see it.

His two-colored eye socket can switch from being outer yellow with blue inner to blue outer with yellow inner depending on his mood.

This fucker will eat any kind of chocolate and has a guilty pleasure for special edition christmas, candy cane chocolates.

His first reaction upon seeing something new is to stare at it for a solid ten minutes—

“...”

When he gets too close to anything with a screen, his magic directly affects it and causes anything on the screen to be lost in static, whether it was turned on or not does not matter.

He’s a cat in a skeleton body and you can’t change my mind.

Attention span of a goldfish.

He could be scolding you for something stupid and all you’d have to do is point behind him and tell him Ink is standing there and he’ll immediately turn around.

...Just don’t use Ink’s name as a decoy too often because he’ll start to fall for it less and less and then when the day where Ink is actually there, Error’ll be throroughly screwed.

I did not mean that literally.

Error does not 100% hate Ink but he most certainly is not comfortable near him...

“we-e-e-ell, a//at least i d/on’t hhhhate mysel//ff.”

“O//OH W-W-WAIT.”

Actually really likes holding hands with people he’s comfortable with and trusts, his fear just stalls him sometimes.

If a reboot is bad enough, his body will enter RagDoll Mode™.

Absolutely the kind of MF that asks you if you want a kiss only to drop a Hershey’s Kiss into your hand.

Strictly believes that what he’s doing as a Destroyer is right.

When he cries, his strings become thicker and actually spill from his eyes until he stops crying.

He has lil’ white freckles that look like stars when he blushes and none of you can change my mind.

Actually a gremlin.

Takes naps when bored.

Doodles all over the floor of his antivoid.

Likes to flex on Ink by making massive structures with his strings when he sees Ink doing anything artsy.

Actually attached to Classic Swap Sanses he talks to because why is this man so full of energy and why does he trust me and why is he so small—

Likes hanging upside down by his cables, SpiderMan Style.

It doesn’t affect him, because as a skeleton he doesn’t have blood to rush to his head.

His laugh is pure honey that can revive anyone’s faith in humanity.

That is not a headcanon.

That is fucking f a c t.

Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

#errortale #error sans #errortale sans #error! sans #headcanons #errortale headcanons #error sans headcanons #undertale au #alternate universe #hints of #errorberry #i love this man #this absolute gremlin of a man #bee writes

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tentastic-yu-ki · 5 years

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just pentagon things

(with links to stuff !!)

this took me so long to make heheh but i hope you like it !! <3

jinho

v o c a l s from the gods

god herself cast her hands upon him and now he has the voice of a million angels

doing ALL the parts in bohemian rhapsody bc of course

HIGH NOTES

grandpa #1

a lil bean :’)

fake maknae

his fluffy bangs during naughty boy era are on the list of my favorite things ever

his cheeks y’all

ok but he looks eerily similar to jiheon from fromis_9 when they smile idk if i’m the only one who sees it but

whenever he does the little wave thingy you know what i’m talking about

he sings in fluent english and it makes my heart flutter every. single. time.

lowkey done with the rest of the members but loves them so much

yuto lifting him up at the end of naughty boy relay dance is basically that one scene from the lion king

tbh the members are always lifting him up and it’s precious

his lil cape during shine

hui

hwitaek in general is just bsidjsbdhdb

such a good leader :’)

i have no talent

mr hwitaek has all the talent

if i’m lucky some of mr hwitaeks talent may rub off on me

i just ?? love him ??!

his piano playing in the gorilla acoustic video makes me weak in the knees

pentagon of leader

y’all remember his twin brother manuel

i play jazz piano and holy shit i could only hope to gain half the talent he has in his hands alone let alone his vOICE

grandpa #2

i have so much appreciation for him and i look up to him a whole lot as a musician i just don’t know how to express my love

critical beauty was his era bitches

constantly being corrected by hongseok

such a groovy ass mf

lee hwitaek vs the english language

he is gorgeous !??!? kills me with his gaze

smile needs more appreciation

he killed it in triple h especially his vocals in 365 fresh

jangjigi jangjigi jang jang jang

hongseok

muscles

ABS :0

‘can i have a bite’ lmao

the group mom

but he’s a cool mom

his eyes are so frickin adorable :’)

absolutely hilarious oh my god

good ass storyteller

two words: his. lips.

his laugh is precious guys like i can’t

this video from the real man

when he shaved his hair off before the real man 300

hongseok x jinho ?? cute as hell

just lovely

such an underappreciated member

i stg whenever he speaks english it’s either to correct somebody, say hi to international fans, or its something completely ridiculous and i love it

e’dawn

y e l l i n g

he and hyuna being a power couple

Y E L L I N G

popping dancing

owned the gorilla era imo

Y E L L I N G

!! tattoos !!

a whole plant dad

his hairstyle suits him so well omg

did i mention yelling

i wish the best for him (and hyuna) and he’ll always be a part of pentagon in our hearts <3

his eyes when he smiles :’))))

video of him yelling in case you don’t know what i’m talking about

also this

I MISS HIM

S U P P O R T H I M or i’m coming for u

also support p nation !!

shinwon

hot shinwon yeah u want ?!

the visual

like the man is a whole model

i kinda just want to sit and have tea with him he seems like that kind of friend

his legs are so underrated

his breathy laugh is amazing

probably slowly losing his patience with the members

when i first got into pentagon i was like hm he seems like the mature one

but none of them are the mature one

booger

VOICE CRACK OF THE CENTURY

we will never forget

it seems like in fanfics he’s always some sort of ceo or manager or fashion designer and i’m here for it

always providing quality content whether he realizes it or not

always providing quality content whether we realize it or not

trying to make food while hui was asleep and then realizing he didn’t have chopsticks

his name is actually shinpon excuse you

absolutely losing his shit during the sha la la don’t smile challenge (13:11)

can you really blame him tho it was funny as hell

screaming + running in fear? shinwon invented that.

yeo one

he cares so much about universe :’)

compilation of him asking universe if we’ve eaten today because he cares

him almost kicking himself in the face that one time i can’t find the video agh

super lovable and wholesome

ok but his teeth

his smile is just so pretty ???

boi is drop dead gorgeous

so pure and just HKSNSBSJS

his asmr videos? yes king

he really expected me to sit there for almost an hour listening to him whisper the members names over and over?

and he was right because i did

yeo one makes me feel the same things i did when i saw bubbles in the air at disney world for the first time

he’s just like that

boyfriend material

HOW DARE I ALMOST FORGET THE SPONGEBOB IMPRESSIONS

saRANGhaeYOoOoo~

the boy is hilarious

yanan

aNNYEONG CHINGUDEUL

he just reminds me of a whole bottle of sprinkles yknow

like if rainbow sprinkles were a person

it’s yanan and yanan only

high note battle with jinho

he’s tol but his voice is smol

“don’t talk with me”

earrings lmao

probably smells like vanilla tbh

‘can you please edit this out?’

he’s literally gonna give me cavities with his sweetness

just from looking at pics of him

i like don’t even know what to say he’s just a ball of sunshine :’)))

so sweet i could put him in my coffee

he deserves so much more that he gets

sUCH A SWEET SOUL UGH~!

i’m running out of ways to reiterate that yanan deserves all the love in the world

y’all better appreciate him or i’m coming for u and ur whole family

he’s just out here chillin, his smile making the world a better place

my uwus? gone. snatched if you will

yuto

it’s ya boy toto

Y U T O D A

him being spooked by ghost stories

cLINGY !!!!!

two words: back. hugs.

i want a yuto hug hmph :((

his laugh is so cute i just-

him being spooked by the dark

NICO NICO NIIII~

his guy-fieri-reminiscent shirt

(you know the one)

him being spooked in general

i will protect this boy with my LIFE

we need more yuto aegyo

but also his visuals make me spontaneously combust

somebody call the fire brigade yknow

when he had the eyebrow slit i cried

im at a loss for how to express my love for adachi yuto

can i have his dangly earrings pls thanks

he’s always feeding everybody it’s so cute

our nagano boy :’)

cough excuse me i had something in my throat i meant our nagano pRINCE

this video of his ‘high note’ and wink never fails to make me laugh

he reminds me of this guy ive had a crush on for a long while ?? like personalitywise they’re oddly similar,, he’s cute n shy but also tall and vv clingy ??? and he recently started doing his hair differently and it’s literally yutos hairstyle i almost stopped breathing ok

also his hugs feel like what i imagine a yuto hug would feel like and i only realized it just now as i’m writing this

kino

he’s my little honeybunch cinnamon apple sugarplum gumdrop babyboy

i just love kang hyunggu a whole lot if you can’t tell by um

the rest of my blog

my profile image

my lockscreen ffs

do i even need to say that he’s my bias

duality? he invented that.

hyunggu being a cutie patootie vs kino being rUDE AS HELL

like he’s a grape juice box and a whole ass bottle of fine wine yknow what i mean

the lace blindfold ?? somebody pinch me

knnovation

i mean have y’all heard voicegasm ??

he did that shit

he’s under arrest for stealing my heart~

(and my uwus)

i don’t even need to say it bc y’all already know but he’s the dance KING

the violet bby

“he’s sensitive”

when hyojong changed the number song lyrics to joke about him being sensitive (2:25)

when he wears big sweaters :’)

i miss his lil ponytail during naughty boy

ppl never talk about this but he’s surprisingly good at languages ?!?

his laugh is one of my favorite sounds on the planet

that one move in can you feel it (01:55 in the mv) gets me every. single. time.

the kino list is long but i just have so much love for this boy

wooseok

he a long boi

HIS DIMPLE

i cant find the vid but there’s this one moment at a fansign or something where he just stepped over the table like it was a completely normal thing to do ?!???!?

HIS FACE IS SO VISUALLY PLEASING

i keep getting shocked over and over about how generally handsome he is

any hair works on him like ??? magic ?!?

screaming during lost paradise

and most songs

and most of the time anyway

i love him lots and lots tho

can pull off the goth look

can pull off the emo look

can pull off any look

he belongs in an opera lmfaooo

E X T R A

BUNNY BUNNY WOOSEOK WOOSEOK

his acrostic poems

i’m a star ? that shit sLAPS

this boy is carrying the entire rap industry on his bACK

i’m sad that i cant think of more stuff for wooseokie

#to make a long story short I love my 10 baby boys a whole lot #nova speaks #pentagon #jinho #hui #hongseok #e'dawn #shinwon #yeo one #yanan #yuto #kino #wooseok #ot10 #ptg #long post

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fyrapartnersearch · 6 years

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strangers cornered in a dark room

i. a b o u t :

— hi. i'm cosima. ﾍ (￣ー￣) ﾉ✨

— i'm hopeless and awkward and desperate for love.

— i'm in my mid 20s and live in the forest foraging leaves, berries, and diet mountain dew. i'm like bigfoot but sadder and not as wife material.

— my gender is best described as 'spooky' but feminine or neutral pronouns are both fine.

— i roleplay over email or gdocs and ooc on discord (but i might rp on a server if you ask nice and bring me flowers).

— i don't roleplay with cis men. y'all had your shot and ya blew it.

— idk what else you wanna know just ask me if i missed something.

ii. r u l e s :

— i pretty much exclusively double which means those of you who aren't into playing multiple mains may wish to dip now. i don't really like going beyond two main characters each (so no 'tripling' or 'quadrupling') but i do like having big casts of recurring/side characters.

— speaking of doubling, i will write any kind of pairing for my partner: mm, ff, mf, nb, you name it. i even take fc requests. this does mean i would like the same from my partner and as i am partial to playing my female characters against male characters, i need my partners to be ok with that (so if you only do mm or ff it prob won't work out!). i'm also not crazy into platonic ships for main characters. highkey love me some romance.

**if you, for whatever reason, really hate to double, then i'm gonna play f in mf and if that's ok with you it's ok with me.

— i don't keep a posting schedule but i generally try to reply within 48ish hours. you don't have to do the same but generally i'd like at least two replies a week. consistent ooc chatter is 👌.

— limits: i don't do that raunchy shit. i don't do fetish-based roleplay. violence, language, gore, and smut are all well and good in proportion. regardless of the content of an rp tho i will not engage with partners under 20.

— word counts are an illusion. i don't really like super short rapid fire roleplay but i also don't like pointlessly lengthy responses. i guess i fall into some kind of '''''''''casual literate''''''''' category if you wanna use that. write whatever you feel is a good amount for the scene we are in and i will do the same. i don't match and don't expect you to either.

— as for ditching (everyone's favorite topic!!)... lbr we've all done it at least once or twenty times even if it was by accident. i'd love a heads up if you've lost interest or are just too busy or overwhelmed to commit atm but i know that things come up and it just doesn't happen sometimes. in those cases, feel totally free to hit me up weeks/months/whatever later. in general i will try to let you know if i'm not feeling it or if i know i'm gonna be busy or whatever.

iii. r o l e p l a y :

— i only do original roleplays atm so, uh, sorry? i'm not organized enough to have actual plots but i'm just organized enough to have some loose ideas, some themes, and some dreams. these are all super open to interpretation and i have nothing concrete in mind so i welcome suggestions. just, pls, don't come at me out of left field with suggestions for things unrelated to what i've listed.

— a house that breathes

— setting: 1800-1910s / countryside, europe, possibly elsewhere

— genre: mystery / romance / horror / thriller / gothic

bleak landscapes / ideal courtships turned into bitter marriages / deadly secrets / ghosts / living houses / creepy servants / distant husbands / bold heroines / decayed decadence / cash poor aristocracy / moors / cold climates / passion / codependency / jane eyre / wuthering heights / rebecca / jamaica inn / penny dreadful

— nightcall

— setting: 1970s-futuristic / big city, north america, anywhere

— genre: mystery / supernatural / detective / horror

red neon-lit hotel rooms / midnight drives / dive bars and smoke-filled lounges / inhuman eyes / disappearances / brutal murders / cryptids / towns that exist out of time and place / wtnv vibes / detectives / turning into something else / supernatural detectives

— beautiful crime

— setting: 1920s-modern / big city, small town, north america, anywhere

— genre: mystery / crime / noir / detective

heists / dames & femme fatales / nation-shaking crimes / black dahlia-esque mysteries / deceit / detectives / private investigators / serial killers / cat and mouse games / suspect existence failure / corruption / crimes of the century / maltese falcon-esque

— khairei, deerslayers!

— setting: 1920s-1990s / university town, north america, europe

— genre: campus novel / mystery / slice of life / thriller

"travesty, horror, decadence, excrement" / classics / spoiled rich pretentious youths / bacchanals / young professors / impromptu shakespearean performances / secrets / taking things too far / substance abuse / ivy-covered façades / sleepy autumnal towns the secret history / if we were villains / university traditions / exclusive clubs / legacies

— miscellaneous

rural life / found families / tumultuous relationships / established relationships / victorian spiritualism & obsession with death / the 1920s / ww1 / ww2 / old hollywood / the old west / american civil war / american revolution / versailles / revolutionary france / something like the alienist? / something set in a spooky pacific northwest town (basically twin peaks but without the other dimensions) / pretty much anything historical / southern gothic / ww2 or cold war-era espionage / vampires that aren't lame

ix. c o n t a c t :

— discord: ask

— email: [email protected]

i would appreciate if you could provide some details about yourself and what you're interested in when you get in touch. if your message is nothing more than "still looking for rp?" i'mma slam dunk it in the trash, sorry.

thank you sm for reading this far. hopefully that means you wanna rp. and if not uhhhhh i guess thanks for reading anyway!! xoxo

i. a b o u t : — hi. i'm cosima. ﾍ (￣ー￣) ﾉ✨ — i'm hopeless and awkward and desperate for love. — i'm in my mid 20s and live in the forest foraging leaves, berries, and diet mountain dew. i'm like bigfoot but sadder and not as wife material. — my gender is best described as 'spooky' but feminine or neutral pronouns are both fine. — i roleplay over email or gdocs and ooc on discord (but i might rp on a server if you ask nice and bring me flowers). — i don't roleplay with cis men. y'all had your shot and ya blew it. — idk what else you wanna know just ask me if i missed something. ii. r u l e s : — i pretty much exclusively double which means those of you who aren't into playing multiple mains may wish to dip now. i don't really like going beyond two main characters each (so no 'tripling' or 'quadrupling') but i do like having big casts of recurring/side characters. — speaking of doubling, i will write any kind of pairing for my partner: mm, ff, mf, nb, you name it. i even take fc requests. this does mean i would like the same from my partner and as i am partial to playing my female characters against male characters, i need my partners to be ok with that (so if you only do mm or ff it prob won't work out!). i'm also not crazy into platonic ships for main characters. highkey love me some romance. **if you, for whatever reason, really hate to double, then i'm gonna play f in mf and if that's ok with you it's ok with me. — i don't keep a posting schedule but i generally try to reply within 48ish hours. you don't have to do the same but generally i'd like at least two replies a week. consistent ooc chatter is 👌. — limits: i don't do that raunchy shit. i don't do fetish-based roleplay. violence, language, gore, and smut are all well and good in proportion. regardless of the content of an rp tho i will not engage with partners under 20. — word counts are an illusion. i don't really like super short rapid fire roleplay but i also don't like pointlessly lengthy responses. i guess i fall into some kind of '''''''''casual literate''''''''' category if you wanna use that. write whatever you feel is a good amount for the scene we are in and i will do the same. i don't match and don't expect you to either. — as for ditching (everyone's favorite topic!!)... lbr we've all done it at least once or twenty times even if it was by accident. i'd love a heads up if you've lost interest or are just too busy or overwhelmed to commit atm but i know that things come up and it just doesn't happen sometimes. in those cases, feel totally free to hit me up weeks/months/whatever later. in general i will try to let you know if i'm not feeling it or if i know i'm gonna be busy or whatever. iii. r o l e p l a y : — i only do original roleplays atm so, uh, sorry? i'm not organized enough to have actual plots. i'm just organized enough to have some loose ideas, some themes, and some dreams. these are all super open to interpretation and i have nothing concrete in mind so i welcome suggestions. just, pls, don't come at me out of left field with suggestions for things unrelated to what i've listed. — a house that breathes — setting: 1800-1910s / countryside, europe, possibly elsewhere — genre: mystery / romance / horror / thriller / gothic bleak landscapes / ideal courtships turned into bitter marriages / deadly secrets / ghosts / living houses / creepy servants / distant husbands / bold heroines / decayed decadence / cash poor aristocracy / moors / cold climates / passion / codependency / jane eyre / wuthering heights / rebecca / jamaica inn / penny dreadful — nightcall — setting: 1970s-futuristic / big city, north america, anywhere — genre: mystery / supernatural / detective / horror red neon-lit hotel rooms / midnight drives / dive bars and smoke-filled lounges / inhuman eyes / disappearances / brutal murders / cryptids / towns that exist out of time and place / wtnv vibes / detectives / turning into something else / supernatural detectives — beautiful crime — setting: 1920s-1960s / big city, north america, anywhere — genre: mystery / crime / noir / detective heists / dames & femme fatales / nation-shaking crimes / black dahlia-esque mysteries / deceit / detectives / private investigators / serial killers / cat and mouse games / suspect existence failure / corruption / crimes of the century / maltese falcon-esque — khairei, deerslayers! — setting: 1920s-1990s / university town, north america, europe — genre: campus novel / mystery / slice of life / thriller "travesty, horror, decadence, excrement" / classics / spoiled rich pretentious youths / bacchanals / young professors / impromptu shakespearean performances / secrets / taking things too far / substance abuse / ivy-covered façades / sleepy autumnal towns the secret history / if we were villains / university traditions / exclusive clubs / legacies — miscellaneous rural life / found families / tumultuous relationships / established relationships / victorian spiritualism & obsession with death / the 1920s / ww1 / ww2 / old hollywood / the old west / american civil war / american revolution / versailles / revolutionary france / something like the alienist? / something set in a spooky pacific northwest town (basically twin peaks but without the other dimensions) / pretty much anything historical / southern gothic / ww2 or cold war-era espionage / vampires that aren't lame ix. c o n t a c t : — discord: ask — email: [email protected] i would appreciate if you could provide some details about yourself and what you're interested in when you get in touch. if your message is nothing more than "still looking for rp?" i'mma slam dunk it in the trash, sorry. thank you sm for reading this far. hopefully that means you wanna rp. and if not uhhhhh i guess thanks for reading anyway!! xoxo

#indie rp #indie roleplay #independent roleplay #oc rp #multiple paragraph #para #email #messenger #submission

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sveasauvageon · 4 years

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Svea's Instagram Part II || GW/HSWW

☾♔; March 8, 2018 ☾♔; sotd: No Vacancy by Amir (also OneRepublic) ☾♔; comedian otd: SAM MF-ING BEE ☾♔; Character Development (procrastination) ☾♔; {G: GW} https://goo.gl/XSTtMc ☾♔; mod(s): @.themadmonarchist @.maybones et moi ☾♔; {G: HSWW} https://goo.gl/PnjH23 ☾♔; Mod(s): @.miky94

// more GW-set than HSWW-set, but eh, still fits with both //

|| featured not-mine characters (comments and insta) || - Minah Delacroix | @.maybones - Tyler Lee | @.maybones - Eloise Avery | @.themadmonarchist - Theo Nott | @.themadmonarchist - Syn Lothbrok | @.ghostpastey - Damien Greaves | @.natasha-maree13 - Mason Thygeson | @.melophilia-c - Henry Clark | @.lady-stoneheart

*feel free to add comments you want to add from your characters, just write it in the comment section below and include the post number as well please*

1. My beloveds! @.Eloise @.Minah @.Syn #YoullNeverBeAsBeautifulAsMyGurls 😍 😘 Comments: Eloise: Love you both tooo! We all need to go somewhere for the weekend- I feel like we never actually get to do anything anymore #7thyearmisery Svea: YESS!!! we need to apparate somewhere old and classy asap. Prague? Yekaterinburg? Vienna? Eloise: Can we go to all of them? Svea: I'm onboard. Minah: Paris as the last stop, we need to get new matching gowns ;) Svea: then Stockholm too! there's a new Wizard's High Street by Drottningholms slott! Eloise: always.

2. On Wednesdays we study like hell, because we have assignments due! Also, we wear white. #QueenE #EmpressM #DuchessS #EatYourHeartOutGW Photographer; Henry Clark, hence the stupid discount sepia tone (FFS, just use the HD light settings or whatever you nerd) Comments: Eloise: #whitewednesday Theo: Still don't understand whatever that was about... Svea: it's the #aesthetic of rulers T. Duh-doi!

3. Nyke Svea Estelle hen Sauvageon Lentrot, hen Valyrio Uēpo ānogār iksan.Valyrio muño ēngos ñuhys issa.

4. Breakfast with Grandpapa and Grandmama. Someone was in trouble~~~ It was me. She was mad mother got to meet ze "boyfriend" first. 😑 Comments: Eloise: I want to meet your grandparents.. you don't want to meet mine though :p Svea: aww, darling, come live with us forever! Grandmama will love you more than we love Euphoria! Eloise: I like her already Svea: she'll have an entire suite ready for you by christmas. Eloise: :)

5. Slay #EmpressM #ItGirl 😘 Comments: Eloise: let's be honest, when isn't she slaying? Svea: true Minah: Modesty aside, when aren't we slaying, though? Svea: Marie Antoinette's got nothing on us. Eloise: true though

6. A very smartly dressed Damien Greaves with his default sour mug. A smile every now and then won't kill you, you know. Comments: Damien: Sure it won't kill me but it could mean that someone else is going to die. Do you really think the world needs that Svea? Svea: I want to say no, but sometimes I'm so very tempted.

7. Shopping in Malmö with #Eloise and #Minah. Did we stop by Malmö Arena? OF COURSE! Loreen's aura is still in there! #TonightEternitysAnOpenDoor 💃🎉 Comments: Eloise: I can still hear her voice in my head. Theo: @.Eloise you sure that isn't Tyler's high-pitched tone invading your thoughts? Svea: how very dare you. Tyler's a great singer, but more importantly, LOREEN IS MAJESTIC AND ETHEREAL! HER VOICE IS ETERNAL! Theo: That shrieking is not singing. Svea: If you're talking about T, I'll let it go. You two continue with your weird Love/Hate relationship, but if you're talking about Loreen, soz E, but I gotta Reducto the hell out of your boyfriend. Theo:I was talking about Tyler. Also, I've never heard Loreen and I'm perfectly content with it. Svea: -gasp- you live in a world without light. Well, at least we now know what sound will be filling the Slytherin Dungeons all year long now. Minah: Someone please educate Theo, he needs to be introduced/induced to the Euphoria. Also @.Theo you know I hate Tyler, but you gotta admit he's actually a pretty decent singer #icantbelieveimsayingthis Svea: I know you disapprove, but this is going straight to #GW IT'S FINALLY HAPPENING! THE SHIP IS SAILING! Eloise: Give him some time. I literally just got him to admit that he likes Stromae. Maybe in the next 20 years he'll admit that Loren is a goddess and Euphoria is the anthem of our lives. Also, yes. Tyler does have a nice voice. Theo: @.Minah I hope you know that I am currently screenshotting this to remind you of the lowest point in your life. Svea: I'm screenshotting it to remind her of the beginning of the highest point in her life. okay, second highest. esc is always number one.

8. I don't know how this happened. I can't remember anything. Please explain @.seven.deadly.syns.

9. I DO BELIEVE IN YOU DIMA BILAN!!! MARRY ME! 😍💖💓💒

10. JUST KISS ALREADY!!! @.MASON @SYN 🤞😣

11. He won a bear at the shooting. After two hours and £150. #MuggleCarnival thing.

12. A traditional Sauvageon Midsummer ball. The muggles can dance around their majstån, but we'll be celebrating in style. With #Eloise #Minah #Tyler #Syn #Theo #Damien #Henry #Xander #HouseSauvageon Comments: Lili: don't act cool, we did the maypole dance in the morning. Svea: shush, don't reveal how weird Sverige can be to the rest of the world!

#oc social media #polyvore #mine #Svea Sauvageon #gw #syn lothbrok #eloise avery #minah delacroix #lili sauvageon #Henry Clark #svea x henry #mason thygeson #kz #anna #may #Theo Nott #xander carlyle #damian greaves #tasha

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ecotone99 · 5 years

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[MF] Judgement - Part 2 of 3

Hey y'all! I highly recommend reading the first entry of this three-part story that can be found here before reading this one!

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YOU ARE A DISEASE

.. .

A SICKENING CREATION OF ROT AND DISEASE

Wa tc h yo ur to ng ue

I WILL DO NO SUCH THING

D I S E A S E

Silence yourself RUINAM.

HOW CAN I WHEN HE IS THE REASON FOR THIS PAIN

He is not anymore at fault than you or I. ESSE willed it, and what she wills becomes truth.

I REJECT HER TRUTH

I REJECT HER RULE

C-a-r-e-f-u-l h-o-w y-o-u s-p-e-a-k b-r-o-t-h-e-r-.

R-e-m-e-m-b-e-r t-h-e l-a-s-t t-i-m-e y-o-u l-a-s-h-e-d o-u-t a-g-a-i-n-s-t h-e-r-?

T-h-a-t d-i-d n-o-t g-o w-e-l-l-.

YOU SPEAK AS IF YOU DID NOT DO THE SAME

AND YET YOU REMAIN CLEAN

YOU DO NOT KNOW MY PAIN

Yo ur pa in

Fu nn y

Yo u ac t as if th is is yo ur bu rd en to be ar

I ha ve be en in fl ic te d by th is th e lo ng es t, br ot he r

Do no t ta lk to me ab ou t ‘p ai n’

YOUR PAIN IS WELL DESERVED

Oh is it no w

Y E S

You two cry like children.

Do NO T ca ll me th at

I, for one, am happy with this gift that has been bestowed upon me by ESSE.

DO NOT CALL IT A GIFT

IT IS A D I S E A S E

I find it hard to see how this could be a ‘disease’.

You are both less empty now, aren’t you?

If yo u ha d ne w or ga ns st uf fe d in si de yo ur bo dy yo u wo ul d no t be re jo ic in g, br ot he r

They are not organs.

They are living beings.

They are marvellous to behold.

Is th at so

If I co ul d sc of f I wo ul d

Scoff?

Of co ur se

So me th in g an em pt y th in g li ke yo u wo ul d no t un de rs ta nd

D-o n-ot- c-a-l-l h-i-m e-m-p-t-y-.

J-u-s-t b-e-c-a-u-s-e w-e l-a-c-k E-S-S-E-’-s g-i-f-t d-o-e-s n-o-t m-e-a-n w-e a-r-e e-m-p-t-y-.

E-v-e-r-y-t-i-m-e y-o-u s-a-y t-h-a-t y-o-u i-n-s-u-l-t N-I-H-I-L-U-M a-n-d a-l-l t-h-a-t s-h-e i-s-.

Go od

He r an ge li ha ve ca us ed us no th in g bu t tr ou bl e

That isn’t her fault and you know that.

They interpret her silence as one that would mean death.

Easy mistake to make.

He h

Na iv e

I STILL ABHOR THEM

I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY ESSE LET THESE HEIROPHANTS INTO OUR PLANE

E-v-e-n i-f s-h-e t-o-l-d y-o-u I d-o-n-’-t t-h-i-n-k y-o-u e-v-e-r w-o-u-l-d-.

He h

SILENCE YOURSELF QUAENAM

D-o n-o-t s-a-y m-y n-a-m-e-.

I WILL DO AS I PLEASE

I DO NOT FEAR YOU

YOU ARE W E A K

A-t l-e-a-s-t I a-m p-u-r-e-.

…!

RUINAM!

Control yourself!

I WILL NOT LISTEN TO YOU

YOU ARE TOO NAIVE

Me?

Naive?!

…!…!!

Quare!

R U I N A M!

CONTROL YOURSELF!

You’re in trouble now.

WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME MOTHER

WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS DISEASE

YOU QUESTION ME?

YES

I AM AFFLICTED BY A PUNISHMENT THAT PRAECO NOT ME DESERVED

NIHILUMS MONSTERS CLAW AT MY FLESH

AND YOUR NEW CHILDREN HAVE ALL GIVEN US FALSE UNTRUE NAMES

I AM SICK OF THIS ABUSE

ABUSE?!

He ma ke s se ns e mo th er

Th es e cr ea tu re s ha ve no ri gh t to me or an y of my br ot he rs , RU IN AM in cl ud ed

You all need to grow thicker skin.

SILENCE, PURITATEM.

AND YOU, PRAECO, HAVE NO RIGHT TO QUESTION WHAT I DO.

I THOUGHT I STAMPED OUT THIS INSOLENCE EONS AGO!

YOU THOUGHT WRONG

…

Mother?

Where did she go?

W-h-a-t d-i-d y-o-u d-o-.

NOTHING

He h

Yo u se ri ou sl y ov er es ti ma te hi s ca pa bi li ti es

SILENCE

She is… gone.

Lo ok at he r sp aw n fr an ti ca ll y se ar ch fo r he r

Cu te

You have to admire their dedication.

Ne ve r

Where did she go?

Brothers?

.. .

Answer me!

I do no t wa nt to

Be ca us e th e an sw er te rr if ie s me

She went to a place of horror.

PU RI TA TE M

Th ey ar e to o yo un g

St op

W-h-a-t i-s t-h-i-s p-l-a-c-e o-f h-o-r-r-o-r-s y-o-u s-p-e-a-k o-f-?

Carcere.

THE PLACE FROM THE TALES

FUNNY

He sp ea ks th e tr ut h

Why would she go to a prison?

.. .

J U D G E M E N T

IUDICIUM.

SPEAK NOW OR BE FORGOTTEN FOR THE REST OF TIME.

oh look, oh lo and behold

one of the architect’s constructs

the one who thinks she is everything incarnate

cute

CREATURE.

DO YOU NOT REMEMBER WHO SENTENCED YOU TO ETERNITY HERE?

oh i remember

and i was not ‘sentenced’

you do not even know the meaning of the world

i am one of their many children

i am more like them than you could ever hope to be

and i know what is in store for you and your creations

it is r e c k o n i n g

SILENCE.

YOU DO NOT KNOW ANYTHING EXCEPT THIS TWO-DIMENSIONAL HELLSCAPE.

THIS PLACE BETRAYS MY NATURE.

IT MAKES ME W E A K.

you will not die here

that i know for sure

YOU THINK I WILL DIE?

i know you will

and it will be terribly ironic i’m afraid

AS IF A CREATURE LIKE YOU KNOWS IRONY.

as if a creation like you would know anything

you are nothing more than a vessel, vethol

i will never dignify you as anything more or less

DO YOU WANT YOUR FREEDOM?

how could i want something that i know i will get

you must think me as naive as you

I THINK N O T H I N G OF YOU.

same as your sister

except she literally can not think

know that you are the cause of that

…

I KNOW WELL THE MEANS BY WHICH I EXIST.

THAT DOES NOT MEAN YOU CAN JUDGE ME.

but that is what you’ve come here for, isn’t it

judgement

…YES.

good

because it has been so long since i have last been a j u d g e

who deserves it

besides yourself, of course

MY INSOLENT CHILDREN.

THE ONES WHO WOULD QUESTION ME AND REJECT MY GIFT.

they are nothing but trouble, you know that

they are infants, toddlers

why you even saw fit to create them is beyond me

THE ARCHITECTS WILLED IT SO.

i know i know

that was rhetorical

and your gift is no gift at all

all life leads to is destruction

of themselves, or you, i am not at liberty to say

i will let you wait and see for yourself

We are ruined!

Ruined!

We will not survive this!

S-t-o-p w-h-i-n-i-n-g-.

Whining!?

RUINAM’s foolish insolence has unleashed one of the architect-children into our peaceful home!

And now we will all suffer!

We wi ll be ju dg ed

On ly th os e ju dg ed un wo rt hy wi ll su ff er

Li ke ou r st up id br oth er

YOU CALL ME STUPID

You have managed to anger ESSE so much so that she has decided to inflict judgement upon you.

I wouldn’t call that anything BUT stupid.

IT WILL JUDGE YOU TOO

No IT wo n’ t

HOW DO YOU KNOW

Because he is ‘far, far older than both you and I’.

Qu ie t

We need to please ESSE!

How do we stop this?

I-t m-i-g-h-t b-e a-s s-i-m-p-l-e a-s w-a-i-t-i-n-g-.

L-o-o-k-.

…

They come to your aid, RUINAM.

HE H

OH TH E IR ON Y

HO W GO OD IT TA ST ES

T-h-e-y a-r-e a-l-l m-o-v-i-n-g-.

T-h-e-y a-r-e f-i-g-h-t-i-n-g-.

T-h-e-y a-r-e f-i-g-h-t-i-n-g e-a-c-h o-t-h-e-r-.

T-h-e-y a-r-e f-i-g-h-t-i-n-g I-T-.

They name it.

‘Shofet’.

J-u-d-g-e-.

FITTING

…

.-.-.

They’re winning?

T-h-e-y a-r-e n-o-w w-o-r-k-i-n-g t-o-g-e-t-h-e-r-.

A-l-l o-f t-h-e-m a-s o-n-e-

.-.-.-I-n-t-e-r-e-s-t-i-n-g-.

BROTHERS

LET US DO THE SAME

What do you mean?

I FIGHT AGAINST THIS DISEASE AND ESSE PUNISHES ME

I WISH TO BE FREE AND SHE SENDS JUDGMENT INCARNATE TO SILENCE ME

SHE IS CORRUPT

SHE THINKS SHE IS A RULER

THERE ARE NO RULERS IN THE PORTA

He h

Et ia m

SHE THINKS SHE KNOWS EVERYTHING

NOT ANYMORE

BECAUSE WE ARE EVERYTHING AND NOTHING

I WILL TAKE FATE INTO MY OWN HANDS

WE WILL ALL DO THIS

What you suggest is heresy - no, it is downright betrayal.

I will not let you fight her.

HAH

YOU THINK I AM STUPID ENOUGH TO DO THAT

Ye s

QUIET

Then what will you do?

THREE OF US HAVE BEEN CURSED WITH LIFE

WITH THIS D I S E A S E

BUT WE CAN USE IT TO OUR ADVANTAGE

TO MAKE OUR VOICE HEARD

To ma ke ou r wi ll kn ow n

I li ke th is

WHO WILL JOIN ME

Et ia m

E-t-i-a-m-.

OTHER BROTHERS

…

ESSE has done nothing to warrant this.

I have done nothing to justify me doing this.

Gi ve it ti me SO LI UM

Yo u wi ll be in fe ct ed to o

Sa me go es fo r yo u, QU AE NA M

I k-n-o-w t-h-i-s-.

T-h-i-s i-s w-h-y I a-c-c-e-p-t o-u-r b-r-o-t-h-e-r-’-s o-f-f-e-r-.

AS YOU SHOULD

Very well.

I will do this thing.

If only to give us the free will that we don’t have.

ETIAM

Et ia m

E-t-i-a-m-.

.. .

PU RI TA TE M

I will not do this thing.

BECAUSE YOU ARE WEAK

Because I am not stupid.

You think judgement is the worst fate ESSE has for us?

Just you wait and see.

You will all be screaming in agony if you do this.

Su pe rs ti ti ou s

Not superstitious.

Smart.

W-h-a-t-e-v-e-r y-o-u s-a-y-.

BROTHERS

MAKE YOUR VOICE HEARD

MAKE YOUR WILL KNOWN

USE THIS DISEASE TO YOUR ADVANTAGE AND LET IT F I G H T B A C K

ET IA M

E-T-I-A-M-!

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…Etiam.

I KNOW THEY ARE FOOLISH SISTER.

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I KNOW THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO.

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COME THE FUTURE, THEY WILL SEE THE TRUTH.

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY WILL NOT?

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THESE ‘ARCHITECT-CHILDREN’ KNOW NOTHING.

IUDICIUM DOES NOT KNOW WHAT IT SPEAKS OF.

ONLY WE KNOW THE TRUTH.

ONLY WE CAN INTERPRET THE SEA OF STARS.

O N L Y W E.

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4 Mathematical Paradoxes (and How to Solve Them!)

When people talk about math, usually what comes up is a rigidity and order to how things are supposed to go. However, mathematicians have for years uncovered and written about situations that don't make logical sense, and tried to figure out how they can be resolved. While there are thousands of paradoxes from A (Abelson's Paradox) to Z (Zeno's Paradox), this will only cover 4 paradoxes and their solutions. (for more paradoxes, explore this list on Wikipedia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_paradoxes) Without further ado, here they are! 1. Achilles and the Tortoise The great warrior Achilles is challenged to a race 100 meter long by a Tortoise. Knowing of Achilles' speed, the Tortoise asks for a 10 meter head start. Achilles tells the Tortoise that the head start will be nothing, as he can run 10 meters in a second. The Tortoise responds that, in the time it takes Achilles to run 10 meters, it will have run 1 meter. When Achilles runs that meter, the Tortoise will have run .1 meters. When Achilles runs .1 meters, the Tortoise will have run .01 meters. Thus, Achilles will seemingly never be able to catch the Tortoise despite being much faster. Achilles, will of course, be able to catch the Tortoise. The paradox can be resolved by thinking about it one of two ways: - The distance between them gets smaller by a factor of 10. The distance between the two will be decreased by a factor of 10 infinitely many times in theory, so the distance between them will eventually equal zero. At this point, Achilles and the tortoise will be next to each other, and Achilles will pass the Tortoise. - Let Achilles' speed be 10 and the Tortoise's speed be 1. At time t, Achilles' position will be 10t and the Tortoise's will be t+10. These positions will be equal when 9t=10. After this time, Achilles will be ahead of the Tortoise. What will their position be? 11.11111... 2. The Boy or Girl Paradox You're visiting a couple of statisticians who have two children. You know neither of the children's genders. After you knock on the door, a man arrives at the door, with his son poking his head around the corner. What is the probability that the other child is a boy as well, assuming that the probability of a child being a boy is 50% and being a girl is 50%? It might seem fairly straightforward, given that there's a 50% probability of a child being a boy. However, we have to remember that there are 2 children total. View the problem from the perspective of knowing neither of the children's genders. There are 4 possibilities for the genders of the kids, with the oldest child having their gender listed first: MM, MF, FM, and FF. These probabilities are all equal. Having seen that one child is a boy, we can only eliminate the final option as a possibility. Thus, the three possibilities for the children are MM, MF, and FM. These all have equal probabilities, so the probability that the other child is a boy is equal to one third. 3. The Potato Paradox Let's say you have a 100 pound bag of potatoes. 99% of the weight of potatoes is water. You decide to let your bag of potatoes dehydrate until the weight of the bag is only 98% water. After doing this, you're astonished that your bag of potatoes now weighs 50 pounds! How does making water a slightly smaller percentage of the weight change the weight so dramatically? We know that the original bag was 99% weight by water, so this means that 1 pound of the weight came from the 'solid' part of the potatoes. Thus, after dehydration, 1 pound of solid accounts for 2% of the weight of the bag. We can thus solve for x, where x is the weight of the bag, for 1 = .02x. Thus, x = 50 pounds. 4. The St. Petersburg Paradox While you're walking one night, a friend approaches you with a fair coin and asks to play a game. They tell you that they will give you $2 if it lands on heads once, $4 if it lands on heads twice in a row, $8 if it lands on heads three times in a row, $16 if it lands on heads four times in a row, and so on and so forth. The game will end as soon as the coin lands on tails. After explaining the rules, your friend asks you if you want to wager $100 to play the game. Being a mathematician, you decide to calculate whether or not this would be reasonable. After doing the math, you quickly pull out a $100 bill and ask to play. Why would you do this? The formula for expected value suggests that this is a smart idea. The formula for expected value is: E = P(A)*A + P(B)*B +P(C)*C + .... We plug in the probabilities of the coins landing on consecutive heads and the value you'll be given to find: E= 0.5*2 + 0.25*4 + .125*8 + ... = 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + .... This value will be infinite. While at face value there doesn't appear to be a solution to resolve the paradox, economists and mathematicians

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