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n4rval · 5 months
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mystery pile
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Y’all I’m cleaning out my junk because my dungeon got really fucking messy, I’m gonna be selling my old stuff at cheap prices, so if you have an apprentice that needs some equipment you can find some here
(Most of the stuff is untouched, I kinda bought it and forgor lmao)
I got:
Brooms(flying)~30 gold
Brooms(auto cleans your house for you)~30 silver, I don’t use them anyway
A shit ton of sceptres~15-20 gold each
Old wands~5 gold each
magical (gold)jewellery~50 gold each
Magical (silver)jewellery ~20 gold each
Wizard robes(didn’t wear them, I wanted to make copies of myself but scratched the idea)
Spell books beginnerlvl ~70 copper
Spell books intermediarylvl ~25 silver
Spell books advancedlvl ~50 gold
Magic rings(enhance magic power/stats/etc) ~20-40 gold
Magic swords(I killed a knight legion, they had OP shit but had no idea how to use it) ~60 gold
Enhanced magic knight armour~80 gold per set, I don’t sell pieces individually
Scrying glasses/black orbs ~90 copper each, I don’t scry often
Time seal scrolls(you throw it at stuff and it makes a barrier around it, stopping the time inside, good for food preservation) SINGLE USE~10 copper each
Time seal scrolls(same thing) 20 USES~ 20 silver each
Time seal scrolls(again same thing) INDEFINITE USE BUT CAN ONLY BE USED AT ONE OBJECT/LIVING THING IDK AT A TIME ~10 gold
A pran of cingles(really crispy chips, definitely not a can of Pringles)~1000 gold
NO REFUNDS
Hope y’all buy these, I have no idea where to put them
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extemthehedgehog · 11 months
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I TOLD YOU I’D FINISH IT!
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mrdrhenwardhykle · 8 months
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*Kicks feet up on bed like a young girl at a slumber party*
So, who do you think the hottest Dragon's Lair character?
mhm? Yeah... Well
WRONG
It's Mordroc
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mxlfoydraco · 1 year
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do you know any fics where harry is jealous of blaise cause he and draco are really close and/or touchy friends?
Thank u 😩
I can give you jealous Harry in general, adding on to this list Jealous Harry
Jealous Harry
Around You Moves by ignatiustrout (29k)
Harry knew Draco was gay when he invited him to move in. He’s never had a problem with this. So why does he feel so weird about Draco bringing men home all of a sudden?
Here’s The Pencil, Make It Work by ignatiustrout (49k)
Harry thinks “Why is Malfoy working in a coffee shop in muggle London?” is a much simpler question than, “Are you going to accept that auror offer and, if you don’t, what will you do?”
keep it down by warmfoothills (13k)
Malfoy’s an inconsiderately loud roommate and Harry’s over it.
If It Takes All Night by @tackytigerfic (10k)
It’s not the first time Harry’s been the victim of a botched curse (that’s one of the reasons he doesn’t like crowds), but he feels bad that Malfoy had to get caught up in it too. So they’re bonded. That’s ok, they just have to make sure to be touching at all time. No problem. Because Malfoy smells so nice, and has such lovely shiny hair, and his skin is so very warm. But this isn’t going to be a problem for their friendship at all. Is it, Harry?
Modern Love by @tackytigerfic (61k)
Harry Potter, of all people, knows that life isn’t always fair. And no one gets to be happy all of the time. But surely there’s something more—something better—than a rubbish Ministry job, and a lonely old house, and that feeling that everyone out there is doing a better job of living than Harry is. And it really doesn’t seem fair that Draco Malfoy is back in Harry’s life, all of a sudden, and even though he’s wandless, and living with Muggles, and making his mother cry with his lifestyle choices, he’s happy. So what’s he doing right, that Harry isn’t? Because things don’t really change, do they? And if Harry can’t be happy, he’ll settle for a good night’s sleep, some posh antiques, and the opportunity to find out what Malfoy has been up to for all these years. And that’s what starts it all.
Make This Leap by @oflights (118k)
Harry owns a struggling restaurant which is running out of money, and his Head Chef has just handed in notice. He's at a bit of a loss as to what to do until Narcissa Malfoy presents an obvious solution: bring in Draco Malfoy as Chef and part owner. Harry does.
Who we are in the shadows by @quicksilvermaid (99k)
What happens when you’re forced to become the very thing you despise? Ex-Auror Harry Potter, tossed out of the Ministry for something he had no control over, has been looking for a way back to his former life. When he comes across Draco Malfoy in the criminal underbelly of Wizarding London and in need of protection, Harry figures bringing him in to face the Ministry’s justice is his ticket back to everything he’s lost. But nothing is exactly as it seems. Not even Harry himself. And as he gets drawn further and further into Malfoy’s world of honour and deception he finds himself questioning everything he thought he knew—about his childhood nemesis, the Ministry job he misses so much, and most of all, about himself. What happens when you’re forced to see that you were wrong?
Grounds for Divorce by Tepre (122k)
Malfoy finds a coin. Harry finds a letter. A story about histories, a story about families. A story about a lemon tree somewhere in Upper Egypt.
Two of Us by @sorrybutblog (5k)
The gang goes to a gay bar. Or: five times Harry accidentally pretended to be Draco’s boyfriend and one time Draco told him to put out or shut up.
You Know the Feeling by @sorrybutblog (12k)
Harry waits, but the hex never comes. In the mirror, Malfoy’s eyes dip shut, and he lets out a soft sound that goes right through Harry, heat rising in his body, pushing out against his chest. Malfoy turns slowly, careful not to dislodge Harry’s hand. He swallows, Adam's apple bobbing, then speaks, his voice low. “Don’t start something you won’t finish.” *** Harry’s not sure why he’s started hooking up with Malfoy. Boredom, or the heat of the summer, maybe. Whatever it is, it’s nothing too complicated. Right?
He Comes Like a Thunderstorm by @korlaena (140k)
Draco is doing his best to balance the life he wants to live and the life he’s forced to live. He’s nearing the tail-end of a long, post-war probation when Harry Potter crashes back into his life with all the grace of a charging Erumpent, breaking through his carefully constructed rules and routine. Caught up in a whirlwind of sex and lust, Potter unwittingly shows Draco that his life as an Incubus doesn’t have to be as lonely and unfulfilling as he thought, but how long can it last?
Scaredy Cat by GallaPlacidia (53k)
Google drive link by @geesenoises
Draco is cursed and starts uncontrollably turning into a kitten whenever he's stressed. There is, of course, only one logical solution: he must move in with Harry until they figure out how to break the curse.
The Nightmare Club by @diligent-thunder (85k)
Hermione and Ron are going back to Hogwarts to do N.E.W.T.s, Ginny isn't. Harry hasn't decided, until he has, in front of the Wizengamot and now he's responsible for Malfoy as well. A tale of enemies who learn to get along, get it wrong and get it on. Everything is purple, some things are on fire and no-one is sleeping properly. But don't worry, there's tea!
The Arrangement by @thegertie (65k)
It's worked for years. Why change it now?
Under Giant Mountains by @wolfpants (33k)
Harry doesn’t know where he’s going. Everyone else has their life paths figured out; he doesn’t even know where his map is. Who’d have thought Draco Malfoy bathing in a Norwegian forest would be the guidepost Harry needed? In which Harry’s trip to Norway to visit dragon-wrangler Ron introduces him to hikes from hell, mysterious natural magic, foraging, magical bathing, a new and bizarre friendship, and the frustrating, heady allure of his former nemesis turned sexy globetrotting field researcher.
Hook(Up) by @keyflight790 (5k)
Harry wasn't jealous. Not at all. He just wishes his damn assistant would focus on his fucking job rather than flirting with Zabini.
Title of Their Sex Tape by @cibeewastaken (12k)
What are the Wizarding world's most elite law enforcers doing when they aren't catching criminals? It seems Auror Malfoy is often caught throwing food into Auror Potter's mouth when he's mid-yawn. This story isn't about Draco throwing food at Harry. What it does have is: Undercover! Heists! Draco pining for Harry! Harry being oblivious, but also can't help noticing how good Draco smells! Banters and jokes! That's about it.
Graceless Heart by @orange-peony (132k)
Harry is lost and broken after the war. He has gone to countless funerals, broken up with Ginny, moved back into Grimmauld Place—which feels darker and dirtier than ever before despite how much he tries to fix it. He feels lonely and desperate, but he won’t ask for help, and he still can’t cry. When he agreed to help the Aurors at Malfoy Manor over the summer, he thought that he would be breaking dark curses. Harry never thought that he would actually spend his days sorting out dusty books with Draco Malfoy, or teaching him how to cook. Little by little, as they begin to navigate their life post-war, Harry and Draco become intimate…in more ways than Harry could have ever expected.
Two to Lie and One to Listen by @fluxweeed (84k)
It’s weird when Hermione announces that she and Ron have broken up. It’s weirder when this is followed by the revelation that she’s already moved on—and the new object of her affections is Draco Malfoy. Things only get worse from there.
All the Small Things by @bafflinghaze (12k)
Harry didn't know why, but when he saw Ginny and Draco together being so friendly, he had these feelings that he just couldn't understand.
Time Will Tell by @digthewriter (6k)
Harry needed a place to crash and hide, Draco provided that and eventually, he provided more than just a sofa to sleep on. Harry found a way to Draco's bed, but will he ever be able to find his way into Draco's heart?
Constellation Prize by @andithiel (12k)
Harry’s been pining for his friend and Auror partner for almost a year. But despite what his friends say, he and Draco aren't an old married couple...Draco has a boyfriend, there's no way he'd ever be interested. Right?
Break-Up Sex by @gracerene (2k)
Harry doesn't miss the bond, but he does miss Draco.
Head in the Game by @samyistrying (16k)
Harry and Malfoy shagged. But it’s fine, Harry doesn’t have feelings for him or anything. Yet he isn’t too thrilled when Malfoy gets hired as a Sports Therapist for Harry’s team – Puddlemere United. Of course, he gives massages. And of course, Harry has to bear witness to Malfoy making player after player groan in pleasure.
The Matchmaker's Spell by @kbrick (20k)
Thanks to a spell cast over all of wizarding Britain, Draco is forced to marry Harry Potter, who still hates him. But Draco refuses to live a cold, sexless existence, choosing to fill the emptiness in his life and his bed with a parade of lovers. And while Harry may not be able to stand Draco, he despises seeing him with anyone else.
Historians by @oknowkiss (29k)
It’s the Dumbledore’s Army Reunion Holiday, and Harry’s found himself in hot water with his friends once again, after telling them he has a boyfriend he definitely does not have. In an attempt to fix things, he’s made it his colleague on Level Nine, Draco Malfoy’s problem too. Featuring a ski chalet in Switzerland, a pair of bunk beds, and an agreement that should’ve been simple, were it not for all the bloody feelings getting in the way.
Intention by @the-sinking-ship (6k)
Harry really ought to listen to whatever Ron is saying, but it becomes impossible to focus when a familiar figure across the pub curls his fingers around another man’s tie. And when that man leans in with a wolfish smile, Harry sees red, and all he can think is mine.
Peeking behind the Curtain by @wellhalesbells (23k)
Draco sees things he really, really wishes he didn't. If only to get out of all the homework that comes with it.
Take the Air by dysonrules (51k)
Someone or something is attacking Muggles and leaving them for dead. Auror Harry Potter is assigned to the case, but with his usual partner unavailable, he is stuck with the most annoying Auror ever to walk the halls of the Ministry.
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random-and-average · 11 months
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Yandere Miguel O'Hara with a Duplicating!S/O (via Yellow Cosmic Stone)
If anyone has seen that one clip from Kid Cosmic where Papa G is building, then you'll understand why I came up with this idea. Plus, the Papa G Stomp goes hard. On another note, I'm still trying to find a way to make Shadow Wizard Money Gang S/O exist. Shadow Spider Money Gang, perhaps?
TW: mentions of the following: NSFW, stalking, and murder
The mere existence of said stone is enough to give the Spider-Man a migraine
Will it disrupt the canon? Where the hell do they even come from? The fact that it's the yellow cosmic stone instead of the cosmic stone implies that there are multiple in existence, so where are the rest of them? Will those stones disrupt the canon?
After all, if one stone is able to give you the incredibly powerful ability of duplication, who knows what these other stones are capable of!
You will be interrogated about how the stone came into your possession, there's no doubt about that
From then on, Miguel will have two goals: preserve the spider-verse and contain all the stones (as he considers them to be "anomalies")
Lyla will for sure be working day and night to determine the true nature of these cosmic stones
He will try to take the yellow cosmic stone from you as well
Depending on how much you enjoy your power of duplication, he won't be getting it anytime soon though
Now, what he thinks of you depends on your reaction to his affection, so let's get into that!
Against It:
To put it bluntly, you're a pain in Miguel's ass. He still loves you though despite that
You will be kept in his room or be monitored by him or a person he trusts (like Lego Spider-Man)
He'll also look into ways to neutralize your power if he isn't able to take the stone from you
Should you escape from him, he'll order any iteration of you to be brought back to him with minimal damage
(I generally headcanon Miguel to be gentle with his S/O, regardless of their situation, and would only hurt them unless it's absolutely necessary, even then he'll try not to hurt them too much)
Since the guy has "observed" (*cough* *cough* he monitored and stalked you *cough* *cough*) you in the past, it doesn't take long for him to realize the difference between the real you and your clones: the real you wears the stone in the form of a ring
After that revelation, any clones of yours start to serve a different purpose while he and a specific group of Spider-People search for the real you
Should the clone be extremely submissive, Miguel would "experiment" with it before ultimately killing it as humanely as possible
(This is how he discovers his breeding kink as well as how arousing you can be when you're in an apron, among other things)
Should the clone be extremely rebellious, he will rough it up a bit, but not enough to make it disappear, and let it go to deliver a message to you: "Stop being childish and come back to me, mi amor. I only want what's best for you."
However, if the clone strikes a perfect balance between the two, he'll essentially air his grievances onto it and kill it afterwards
"Cariño, why do you do this to me? I love you so much, yet you continually refuse me. Don't you know that I will do anything for you? I will destroy hundreds of universes if it means you will stay with me."
"Uh, excuse me?"
Miguel does not feel any guilt towards killing your clones, by the way
To him, they're just imposters or cheap imitations that can't compare to the real you
Though he will never admit it, he does resent them to an extent
They're your clones, literal duplicates of you, yet they fail to recreate that je ne sais quoi that makes you you and instead dare to degrade your smile and your presence
Miguel only loves you, not some fake
And he doesn't know how long he can last without the true you in his life again.
Fine With It:
You're definitely granted a lot more freedom if you're fine with or reciprocates his love, such as being allowed to roam the base
Although, you're still not allowed to use the stone unless you absolutely have to
However, he'll (begrudgingly) let it slide if you use your duplicates to help around the base or even his dimension
Unknowingly, this makes some other Spider-People, as well as some civilians, yandere for you, but Miguel ensures that they know their place (Plus, that's a story for another time)
Don't think that your good deeds aren't rewarded though since he'll definitely reward you with whatever you want afterwards
However, helping him on missions is a definitive "no," and that's non-negotiable
I think, regardless of what powers you have, Miguel would never put you in danger by having you help on missions
He cannot bear to lose you. He wants you safe and that means staying back in his dimension
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emo-56 · 10 months
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are you a proud member of the Shadow Wizard Money Gang?
What on earth is that
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sol-insidious · 10 months
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Luke meditating with Grogu: "Take a deep breath and focus, little one. Feel the Force surround you and feel it deep within yourself. The Force is what binds together everything in this universe, and is what connects us to everything in turn — from the tadpoles swimming in the ponds around us, to the trillions of stars burning brightly in the night sky. The Force is life itself on the grandest and most minute of scales, and while its true nature will always remain out of our reach, the Force is with us just the same. So remember, though there will be times you will feel alone and afraid, so long as the twin suns will rise on Tatooine and the breeze will whisper through the bamboo forests on Ossus, the Force will always be with you, Grogu."
literally all that din hears: "SHADOW WIZARD MONEY GANG-"
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yermes · 6 months
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PAC: 🧪
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Ways other people can inspire you.
I am blocking, unfriending, and muting people on social media I am trying to move on. BUT GOOD NEWS THE HOMIES ARE BACK. The shadow wizard money gang is alive and well yall.
Disclaimer: please take what I say with a grain of salt and not as the gospel. I just want to share some ideas of practicing and giving advice using the medium as often as I can with school, work, and my own personal studies and practice. But I am working on sharing my notes soon so that will be exciting! Liking and sharing does a lot 🥰
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Pick a meme
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The cards
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Bouquet + Fox 🦊 💐 
The cunning and the gorgeous nature of their grandiose schemes inspires you. You are one of those people who have to talk to full develop your own ideas and when you’re surrounded by so much information it can be overwhelming and exhilarating.
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Fish + Letter 💌 🎣 
Getting a vibe that this is an E friend or a long distance friend but they are rich in love and wisdom. They offer so much and having a little text and chat is just so wonderful and fulfilling for both of you.
Pile 3
Ring + Tree 🌳 💍 
A friend in love whether it be platonic, romantic, or familial. This relationship prospers and again is a wealth of growth and seems to be growing and expanding all of the time.
Extras: 🪠
Story/vent:
Time for my nightly rituals good night children 🥰
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hiyahezralamb · 9 months
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i saw someone else do this so rtc characters as stuff i’ve said 🔥
astrid: what the canadian fuck
ricky, after penny says some spooky ass fact about animals: so kawaii! :3
mischa: we gettin jatipsy..we gettin jadrunk 😈
noel: it’s 12 am and i just ate an uncooked poptart..on the other hand, the mental health crisis hotline hasn’t answered my texts-
constance: that’s not very japarty of you 😕
jane: no, i’m actually legally 428 years old, i’m legally old enough to drink
trishna: he isn’t kenworthy!
noel, correcting trishna: he’s not kenough 😔
ocean: guys, stop swearing! it gives you lung disease!
corey: no homo, but damn 😍
astrid, playing altitorture on roblox (yes i know that game didn’t exist in 2009 shut up /nm): IF YOU FALL ONE MORE DAMN TIME I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD
ezra: it’s only illegal if you get caught :3
ricky: we’re going to zolar, hooray! 🔥🔥
hank: shadow wizard money gang- uh- i forgot-
penny, seriously struggling to type: HIE. HLEP. HELOP. YELP. OMG. HE,OP. I GKBE ZUP.
corey or mischa, could be either one tbh: yo what is up guys it is currently 3 am and we are summoning the among us imposter (gone wrong) (gone silly) (among us took my grandmother’s urn)
constance: i’m currently grinding hamilton simulator, this is fire 🔥🔥🔥
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Guys help
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It’s The Gnom
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vexum-the-diviner · 9 months
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*a gelatinous cube approaches bearing a message*
So, what exactly is the shadow wizard money gang?
-Opalescent Apples
We a gang of shadow wizards sponsored by the shadow government. The money part is cuz we've got LOTS of it. You might know of us from the Testicular Torsion spell, the second spell ever to be banned everywhere.
That's everything the public knows. Hey, I'll tell you a secret if you help me find a hydra. Seven heads from last I saw her, kinda dark green. Can speak.
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donaviolet · 2 months
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。・::・゚★,。・::・゚☆ WELCOME TO MY CHAOTIC SILLY UNIVERSE >:3 。・::・゚★,。・::・゚☆
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Sooo there are a lot of stuff I want to pin but I can only pin one thing at once so I decided to make a masterpost/welcome post!!
first of all here are some cool links :D
Mega Compilation of Cursed Reaction Pics
Site where you can make these heart locker gif thingies
Picrew Database
NASA site with a lot of stuff
Astronomy Picture of the Day
Fonts generator
Some art reference sites
DND Assets
Site where you can download these cursed blue emojis
How to download YT videos without these weird websites
Food Timeline (yes)
List of Gemstones
Website for downloading any video
Color Blender
Super Secret Link Do Not Click
Now abt me!!
✧Feel free to call me Donaviolet, Violet or whatever you want to :>
✧INFP, she/her (they/them is fine too!), bi disaster🩷💜🩵 , brazilian, still a minor 💪✌️👍
✧ I speak portuguese, english and german, and I'm currently also learning french, spanish and russian
✧ I love writing, drawing, listening to music, playing games and being silly in general. I also love space and plan on becoming an astrophysicist!!
✧ AND I have a lot of OCs and I am creating an original story called The Day The World Restarted! I haven't posted about it properly yet but I promise one day I'll introduce the characters and explain the plot 🫶🫶 feel free to ask about it I will gladly answer!! (this was originally meant to be an oc ask blog but yea)
✧ If we become mutuals you will be forever my beloved pookie theres no going back /hj
✧ I often queue my reblogs, so if I like your post and then some months later it randomly appears that I reblogged from you, this is what happened :P
✧Some fandoms I'm into: Danganronpa, Bungou Stray Dogs, Undertale, Deltarune, Vocaloid, The Owl House, Omori, Spiderverse, Lord of the Rings, Mob Psycho, FNAF, Goncharov, Studio Ghibli and yes I had a Genshin/Honkai phase lol (there might me some other fandoms too, but I either already left them or forgor)
✧ Other stuff I like: RPGs, space (again) cats, mushrooms, cottagecore stuff, cute stuff (and for some reason creepy stuff too), stories and myths, strawberries, and you! <3
✧ My favorite music bands/musicians: Cavetown, Madilyn Mei, Lemon Demon, Tally Hall, Melanie Martinez, Panic! At The Disco, Kikuo, Toby Fox, Artic Monkeys, Britney Spears, Lady Gaga, Kali Uchis, Mother Mother, Jack Stauber, Odetari, Gorillaz, and I guess I could go on for centuries lol, I love music ( •̀ ω •́ )✧
✧ I lied I don't like cats. I LOVE cats. theyre just perfect lil skrunklies. most adorable thingies in the world. I really hope to have one someday
✧ Part of the Shadow Wizard Money Gang
✧ Please DNI if you're a proshipper, homophobic, transphobic or anything of that kind
thats it for now baiii :3
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decktech-vis · 2 months
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sfm screenshot dump(y)
pizza tower
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HIS BARBER JUST SHADOW CURSED HIM FOR ETERNITY
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JESUS
the first time i loaded the alt model i started crying. i wish i was joking
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this flex title
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and here's where i lost my ability to breathe
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THIS
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yall. i was in fucking tears making this
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(screenshot is taken from lisa the pointless, spoiler cutscene)
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STICKPOG STICKPOG STICKPOG ST
prime sex position
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PIZZA WIZARD MONEY GANG
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pizzahead is the lankiest next to fake peppi (who i just call identipino) and therefore he's one of the easier models to pose
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he's also extremely silly :3
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conarcoin · 8 months
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every time i see that shadow wizard weiner gang tweet i read it in the same tune as “oh what fun it is to ride a one horse open sleigh” and i have No clue how intentional that is but it haunts me
guys it's a shadow wizard money gang joke are you okay
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smokinsid · 9 months
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very excited for gw2: shadow wizard money gang
been taking my sylvari through the entire story and i'm on season 3
what i'm learning is that gw2's storytelling is the strongest when there's Some Guy To Antagonize You
like, it's all the more pity that zhaitan wasn't more chatty
because the Mordremoth Moments™ in HoT made it feel that much more personal when me and canach and caithe jumped into his brain and turned on the blender
and now, Caudecus and Lazarus are both like... so eminently hateable that it keeps the commander motivated
and i have to contrast these characters with the story beats, right, like
i LOVE the reverse explosion into bloodstone fen, that shit's crazy
but in the same vein, lake doric is just... like it's... y'know nice, but it's kind of a weak location next to caudecus, like... wow, he blew up a lake
i feel like it's a megamind style "presentation" thing right where like, sure, it's threatening if you have something blow up right next to divinity's reach
but i feel like you oughta go louder than that to keep the pace with the villain
if they wanted to show something like "caudecus has gathered enough power to launch a direct attack on divinity's reach, then like...
maybe he uses his new wizard powers to raise an ancient castle out of lake doric, and parks the white mantle's new house right next door?
what we do get is white mantle creeps harassing a handful of towns we've never visited before, and i feel like that's also a misstep
like god forbid caudecus had fucked with queensdale? we'd have pulled him out of the game and beat his ass in real life, queensdale is where dreams are made, we KNOW that town
like maybe that's the move, if you check the historical guide to tyria there's no overlap with gw1 in lake doric's space, so you could do ANYTHING over there
you could get into weird lore. gw.dat "lore" that could finally be canonized
imagine caudecus using bloodstone magic to mine out the corpse of arachnia, then puppeteering the body of an ancient spider god as his war machine, like a fantasy metal gear excelsus
NOW you've got a giant, kaiju-style threat representing white mantle interests and desecrating one of the world's most ancient mysteries to do it
and the whole map could be about eventually having a showdown with it or something- i'm thinking more "complicated shadow behemoth" and less "octovine"
kill the god-puppet, they retreat and repair, players use wvw-esque mechanics to attack their castle, bing bang boom you've got yourself a desirable map with a tight gameplay loop and strong theming
i know this post is rambly but i also know that someone out there feels me
i love gw2 i just wish it would take 100% of the opportunities to step on the gas and go crazy instead of 50%
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