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#welcome home actor Au Max
frillsand · 10 months
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Are there any humans Wally is friends with?
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They’re friends :)
Besides his favorite bodyguard, Wally has no human friends. They find him too much to handle, but luckily that’s Max’s job.
He likes to deny that they aren’t buddies, but why else would he put up with someone like Wally. (He needs the job)
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rin-vesper77 · 4 months
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I made a small bodyguard!!
wally must be so confuse…
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WH actor AU max(wally's bodyguard)by: @frillsand
(I got permission before I made it!)
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artzychic27 · 11 months
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Total Drama AU
Alec: This... Is Total Drama Island! I have gathered thirty teenagers looking for their fifteen minutes of fame for a chance to compete in many grueling challenges, all for the chance to win the grand prize of one million euros! Many will succeed, many will fail and get sent home in the Loser Chute until there's one left standing! Who will get sent home in shame? And who will go home with all this cash? *Holds up a suitcase full of money... Only for it to get swept away by the strong gust of the blades of a helicopter flying overhead* ... Shit... Find out right here! Right now! On Total! Drama! Island!
*Conmercial Break*
Alec: Welcome to Total Drama Island! It’s time for you to meet our contestants! First up are the residents of the infamous Akuma Class! All but two of them have been akumatized! First is plucky hopeful fashion designer, Marinette Dupain-Cheng!
Marinette: Do I have to jump out- *Chef pushes her out the helicopter* AAH!
Alec: Fashion model/all around nice guy, Adrien Agreste!
Adrien: *Jumps out of the helicopter* SUCK IT, DAD!
Alec: Super hero super fan! Alya Césaire!
Alya: Wait! I gotta protect my phone! *Gets pushed out of the helicopter* NOOO!!
Alec: The mellow deejay, Nino Lahiffe!
Nino: *Holding onto to Chef* I don’t wanna die, man! *Gets grabbed by the back of his shirt and tossed out of the helicopter* I WANNA LIVE!
Alec: Prissy little dictator, Chloé Bourgeois!
Chloé: This wasn’t in the contract, you jerk! *Gets pushed out of the helicopter* SABRINA!
Alec: And her assistant, Sabrina Raincomprix!
Sabrina: I’m coming, Chloé! *Jumps after Chloé* Wait! Why is that my title?!
Alec: The emo side of Tumblr, it’s Nathaniel Kurtzberg!
Nathaniel: *Gripping onto the sides of the doorframe as Chef tries to push him out* YOU CAN’T MAKE ME! I DON’T WANNA!
Alix: Watch your ass, Nath!
Nathaniel: Alix, NO! *Alix pushes him out and jumps after him*
Alec: And roller skating powerhouse, Alix Kubdel! Next it’s everyone’s favorite Himbo, Le Chein Kim!
Kim: I’ll show you guys how to dive like a boss! *Prepares to swan dive, only for Chef to push him out* DAMNIT!
Alec: Science wiz, Max Kanté!
Max: *As he’s falling* This has to be illegal!
Alec: Lovable sunshine girl, Rose Lavillant!
Rose: *Doing aerial spin as she falls* I’m flying!
Alec: Dark and brooding queen of darkness, Juleka Couffaine!
Juleka: *Falling without a care* I’m not brooding.
Alec: Tough guy with a heart of gold, Ivan Bruel!
Ivan: Myléne! Hold onto me!
Alec: And his mousy girlfriend, Myléne Hapréle!
Myléne: Why did I agree to this?!
Alec: What a bunch of weirdos, right?! Next up is the class with only three akumatized students! We’ve got future author, Marc Anciel!
Marc: *Gets pushed out of the helicopter* THIS CAN’T BE SAFE!
Alec: Aspiring actor, Jean Duparc!
Jean: *Backflips out of the helicopter* This is how you make an entrance!
Alec: Little Miss Perfect, Aurore Beaureal!
Aurore: I HATE YOU, ALEC! *Jumps out of the helicopter and slows down her descent with her parasol*
Alec: You too! And the girl in her shadow, Mireille Caquet!
Mireille: SHUT UP! *Jumps out of the helicopter*
Alec: The lesbian your parents warned you about, Reshma Leghari!
Reshma: Was that necess- *Gets pushed out of the helicopterI AAH!
Alec: Tough Shorty, Ismael Prisk!
Ismael: *Flips Chef off on his way down* FUCK YEAH!
Alec: Pacifist Bodybuilder, Denise Cabello!
Denise: You suck, Alec! *Jumps out of the helicopter*
Alec: Tech nerd, Simon O’Connor!
Simon: *Chef throws him out of the helicopter* Denise! Avenge me!
Alec: Spunky Black Sheep, Cosette Bellamy!
Cosette: *Kicks Chef in the shins* SUCK IT! *Takes Zoé’s hand and they jump out of the helicopter together* YEAH!
Alec: And the King of New York, Zoé Lee! Right after them, Lacey Greene!… Who is scaling out of the helicopter. Great.
Lacey: What? You gotta stand out if you wanna win this thing!
Alec: Well, if that’s all-
Vivica: Ahem!
Alec: Oh, right. Vivica… I forgot her last name, but she’s a musician.
Vivica: Ugh. *Jumps out the helicopter*
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Katty J. Cat in the Actor Au
I saw the wonderful world of the Actor au created by @frillsand and I decided to add my oc in this universe.
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Katty is the new actor in the Welcome Home show and she tries to make the most of it. However, she usually tries to hide her feeling in order to keep her friends happy. When she and Wally met, they didn’t get along at first, but over time they become the greatest of friends. (And Katty may or may not have a crush on Walls)
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Max kinda scares Katty.
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I imagine their relationship as Danny and Sawyer from Cats Don’t Dance.
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pepsi-maxwell · 11 months
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more premier league cmjf au, because i watched that ted lasso segment where roy drags jamie out for 4am training and obviously my first thought was these two idiots
first part here
word count: ~1200, rating: t
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Punk steps out of his car onto a quiet, tree-lined street south of the city centre. He looks up at the house in front of him. Semi-detached in Hale; a typical footballer’s house after graduating from the typical city centre penthouse apartment. Closer to Old Trafford than the Etihad, too, something he makes a mental note of. Punk thinks even he’s closer to the City training grounds than Max is.
There’s a Lamborghini Huracan in City blue on the driveway, as well as a slightly more practical Bentley GT in matte black. He glances inside the Bentley as he walks up towards the doorway, rolling his eyes at the custom plaid check upholstery.
Ugly, tacky, and so incredibly, predictably Maxwell.
He’s aware of the cameras tracking him. Fairly standard fare, but he’s got every right to be here, even when it’s half five in the morning, and the sun is just about considering coming up on what’s no doubt going to be an unseasonably warm September morning.
He makes his way up the three steps to the porch and rings the doorbell, pushing the button again immediately after it’s stopped.
It doesn’t take long for Max to answer.
“What do you want,” he yawns, too over the top to not be put-on.
Punk’s eyes flit down the length of his body critically. Bare chest, silk boxers, ridiculously fluffy slippers matching the ridiculously fluffy Calico rubbing herself between his ankles. Max crouches down, scooping Piper up into his arms with a smirk.
Punk’s gaze travels back up to Max’s face as he taps his wrist.
“Training started half an hour ago, Max. Why aren’t you at the grounds? Do we need to get you a new alarm?”
The grin drops from his face and he looks at Punk like he’s grown an extra head for a moment. “I don’t train before the sun comes up, Punker,” he says, making a one-handed shoo-ing gesture. “So jog on. Go look after the rest of those massive cash-wastes, and on Wednesday night, when you need your star player to come on and score five goals for you, you’re welcome by the way, I’ll be there.”
He moves to shut the door, but Punk moves forward, shoving his foot out to keep it open. “What the fuck are you playing at,” he hisses, kicking at Punk’s shoe as Punk gets his shoulder in the gap, forcing him back until he’s in Max’s foyer, the door slamming shut behind him.
Piper jumps out of his arms and Max stands there, looking on-edge, and nowhere near as confident as he had about thirty seconds ago.
Punk, similarly, feels the frustration drain out of him now that he’s inside Max’s home. Doesn’t know what to do with himself when he’s in the perfectly normal home of the world’s worst-behaved premier league superstar.
“Get out before I call the police for trespassing,” Max says after a moment, his voice strangely thick. There’s a kind of wide-eyed nervousness to him that Punk has never seen before, and it makes him want to push at it, dig his fingers in until Max gives.
“I’ll get out once you agree to get in the car and come to training,” Punk offers, folding his arms across his chest, unimpressed.
“You’re going to make me go to training today, of all days? You know it’s a holy day for my people, don’t you? And you’re gonna make me work? That’s antisemetic of you,” Max tries instead, pouting disapprovingly, but Punk holds his ground.
“And which holy day is that,” he retorts, eyeing Max down while he fishes his phone out of his pocket, ready to search. “Tell me. I’m all ears.”
Max looks away with a frustrated sigh, crossing his arms over his chest defensively, hunching his shoulders to make himself look small. Privately, Punk thinks if the football thing hadn’t worked out, he would have made a great actor. “Look, I didn’t wanna say it in case everyone made a big deal, but… it’s actually my birthday today—”
Punk cuts him off with a shocked burst of laughter.
“Max, you got into a fight in Santorini on your birthday. You made the front page of the Sun, and that was six months ago. It’s closer to my birthday than yours.”
Max rolls his eyes and yawns again, loud and obnoxious, making no attempt to cover it. “Mazel tov. Why don’t you take the day off as well, go do something about those ugly bags under your eyes.”
Punk runs his tongue across his lips. It’s a subconscious motion because he’s only had one coffee this morning and he’s parched, dying for a second, but more interesting is the way Max’s half-lidded, half-awake gaze zeroes in on his mouth with a sudden alertness.
It’s not the first time Max has reacted to him in an... interesting way. Punk’s composing quite the list of occurrences in his head, even if he has no idea of what he’s actually going to use it for yet.
Bribery isn’t entirely off the menu right now.
There’s a split second where he debates offering Max a handjob as incentive, but whatever reason Max has for looking at him the way he does sometimes, he thinks that they’re probably not at that stage yet.
“Actually, I had another thing in mind. My birthday present from my biggest fan,” Punk says, with a nasty smile of his own as he takes a step towards him. Max gives him a baleful glare, backing up into the kitchen. “You get in my car and come to training, right now.”
“I don’t need to,” Max hisses. “Already told you, most goals scored in a single season, won the treble—what the fuck are you pulling that face for,” he adds when Punk tuts sympathetically.
“Domestic treble,” Punk corrects, relishing in the ugly twist of Max’s expression in response. “I know you don’t give a shit about the Carabao cup, Max. There’s only one treble you care about, and that’s… god, who was it who won that? Back in 99? It’s on the tip of my tongue—”
There are hands crumpling the lapels of his club jacket, shoving him against the wall, knocking the wind out of him.
It takes him by surprise, if only because he didn’t think Max would have plucked up the courage to lay hands on him already.
It sends a frisson of excitement down his spine. Max is a global name now, bigger than Punk, perhaps, and yet Punk still has this kind of effect on him. He can mould him, he thinks. He can train him into something perfect, somebody completely unstoppable.
Punk holds his hands up, palms facing out. “Come to training, Max,” he murmurs as persuasively as he can. “You want that European cup win? You want to be part of the first English team to win the domestic and the continental treble?”
He can feel Max’s breath fanning across his face, uneven and frustrated. Sees his pupils dilate even as his eyes narrow.
Max shoves him harder against the wall, pushing himself away. He storms off up the stairs, slamming doors, stomping around loud enough to wake the neighbours. Piper, oblivious, rubs her face against his shin and he scratches behind her ears until she purrs.
Two minutes later, he shoulders past Punk in full kit, football boots in hand, swiping his keys off the hook by the door.
Punk follows him out in silence, unable to hide his smile.
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zuffer-weird-girl · 2 years
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"There are so many capable men... and all they can think to do is rob a convenience store? Kinda weird... you'd think a group this big might just, y'know... have bigger goals than that... You're all sick. And you need a cure."
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Fics
Do i know you?
help me breath
sick (kid kai)
no reason...
threatened
no hands
stormy honeymoon *kinda suggestive*
ardor
don’t touch
asthma attack
“I’m gong to marry her”
shattered
be careful with what you wish for
replaced
pain
injured in another country
welcome back
dirty lips
shaving
tough times
toxic
what could have been..?
hassaikai savior
notice me.. talk with me
over
saving
teasing
infertile
last smile
a villain is always a villain
a poor excuse of a father
you call that cleaning..?
hanging out
bittersweet
03:17 am
trap
clingy
fright
hate that you made me love you..
Hcs
idol s/o
breastfeeding
similiar to him s/o
italian s/o
crusty punk gf
triage nurse s/o
go to sleep
his ex is on the Lov
humble s/o
s/o is part of the japanese monarchy
incompatible s/o
assasin of other yakuza
vampire quirk
s/o that is kinda lika Max from stranger things
s/o that works according to the beat of the music
s/o that has the attention spam of a goldfish
model s/o that passed away
alcoholic s/o
todoroki reader
s/o has germophobia
quiet and shy s/o
bed wetter s/o (if someone judges this anon im coming for your head)
s/o is the daughter of the big D
overhaul’s body guard
crushing on a LoV member
busty gentle fem s/o
argentinian s/o
sister issues reader 
twin sister...
healer quirk s/o
s/o that has the personality of Lorelai from gentleman prefer the blondes
Drabbles
chibi sized
hide your own pain
Hari’s s/o is siblings with his s/o
pinned to a wall
daddy is home
them in the army
break up and get back with your ex prank
random things my partner did that they would also do
yakuza tattos
after a fight and hurting your feelings
couple counseling
dinner
how they eat pasta
would you still love me if i was a worm?
their daughter being engaged
dealing with a cockroach
long dinner
they dreaming that you cheated on them
wiping off their kisses
     Au’s
prepare for trouble and make it double Au's
A mistake (Actor au)
The corpse groom
Chibi Soulmate
Daycare AU
Getting them together (Actor AU)
The prince Hcs (Royal Hassaikai AU)
The heat of a werewolf *NSFW*  (Werewolf AU)
Cuddling (Werewolf AU)
Inviting you to the ball Hcs (Royal Hassaikai AU)
pirates
witch in love with a prince
feelings for a thief (sequel of pirates)
pirate and the princess
more pirate au geez
prince kai back again
asylum
merman
reincarnation
full moon
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gruviafan-forever · 3 years
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A/N: Hello everyone, Happy Gruvia Week to you. I didn't expect that I would be writing contents for this year's event too. But I'm really happy to be writing stories about my favourite anime couples.
   Hopefully, everyone likes it. This year the prompts were very similar to previous years. It had me in fix how to write content without making it a repetitive fashion.
   Finally got an idea and tried to merge all those 7 prompts into a storyline. Hopefully, it convinces you all.
   Thank you for reading and spending your time here.
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Main Pairing: GRUVIA
Summary:- Celebrity Gray x General Public Juvia, Modern AU
Words:- 2K
Currently, Fairy Tail Agency has arranged for a press meet to officially declare the facts of the new movie in which two of their most famous actors are going to be a part.
Gray Fullbuster, 25 years, tv artist turned actor and Lucy Heartfilia, 24 years, model turned actress, has signed up for this movie which is under the production of Straussl Inc.
As the reporters who out various questions regarding the details of this upcoming venture and some related to their personal life.
"So, Mr Fullbuster, tell us about how you feel knowing that you have been nominated for 3 categories of awards this year?" 
One of the reporters asked and was ready to note Gray's response.
"I'm sure that I will receive the awards for best actor and handsome face. Also, my last movie 'Icy Days' has been nominated for the best movie of the year. But not sure about the 'Gem of the decade' award." 
Gray confidently answered and smiled which made the female reporters squeal.
Lucy interrupted, "Not to ruin Gray's fantasy but my movie 'Starry Night At Stella' was a blockbuster hit. Myself and my co-actor Natsu Dragneel were praised by critics for our performance. So, Gray, don't forget that even we are on the race too." Lucy smiled which made everyone chuckle after hearing her opinions.
"Sure Lucy... All the best to you and Natsu" Gray told and looked at his manager, Erza Scarlet, who also happens to be Natsu's manager, to know when this press meet is going to end.
"Another 10 minutes" Erza gestured by hand signals. 
Suddenly, one of the reporters from Magnolia Times shot down a question that took Gray off guard.
"Recently, there was a photo of Mr Fullbuster with a child in his arms. Who does that child happen to be? And is it true that you are having an illicit affair with someone, Mr Fullbuster?" That reporter smirked. 
Gray remained indifferent and calmly answered him while his team members and staff panicked.
"Everyone in Fiore knows that it was a piece of fake news. In today's era of modern technology, it is easy to photoshop one's picture with anything and anyone, Mr Invel.
    Even my agency owner, Mr Makarov Dreyer and my manager, Ms Scarlet have clarified about it. So, don't go digging the old hoax rumours." 
Gray stood up and thanked everyone for their time and presence before dashing off to the exit where Lucy followed him back.
It was Erza and the production team who bid a farewell to the reporters before joining the actors in their cabin.
Once Erza reached Gray's cabin, she saw him tossing his coat and tie around the room while Lucy stood silently.
"Gray, I think you should disclose your relationship before it gets exposed in a bad way," Erza said calmly and patted his back.
"That's what I was thinking, Erza. I can't continue to hide this big news about my life for a long time from my fans. I will reveal this during the awards function." Gray looked determined and hoped that his fans would take it on a positive note.
"They will surely accept your relationship status just like how they received mine and Natsu's." Lucy encouraged him and patted his arms which seemed to make him calm down.
"Gray, tomorrow you have your day off then, on Wednesday, we will be going to Phoenix Mall for a fan meet up event where other actors of our agency will join us." Erza informed him and handed the invitation.
From the invitation, it was clear that this mall was quite near to his apartment complex. Moreover, it was arranged by Mr Makarov himself so there was no way of turning it down.
"Fine, I will get ready for this. Just send the car near the children's park no need to come in front of the complex." He informed Erza and thanked them both for their words of motive before he left them.
After half an hour, Gray reached the children's park and put on his disguise, cooling glass, mask and a cap to conceal his identity while he was dressed up in a simple t-shirt and jeans.
"Max, tomorrow's your day off. Pick me up here at 9 am on Wednesday. Bye."
"Yes, Mr Fullbuster. Bye, and Good night" The driver left him while Gray made his way towards his home.
The apartment complex in which he lived was one of the expensive housing in Magnolia. The higher the floor level, the higher is the cost and the higher is the security.
Till the 11th floor, the general public who did high order jobs lived while the next 10 floors were occupied by celebrities of various fields.
One of the perks of this housing agency was that their identity remains secret, not even their neighbours know about them until and unless the involved party discloses it.
Once Gray reached the 17th floor, which had two apartments where one was still vacant.
As he hit the doorbell of his apartment, Gray could hear voices coming from inside which brought a smile on his face.
The door opened and his eyes met the gorgeous lady who welcomed him with a beautiful smile that captivated him.
"Welcome home, Gray-sama"
"I'm home, Juvia," Gray said and got inside.
Soon, he removed the disguise and leaned forward to kiss her lips which she reciprocated back.
Once they broke off the kiss, Juvia hugged him and whispered, "I missed you, Gray-sama."
"Even, I missed you, Juvia. It's been a week since I last saw you and…." Before he could finish, both of them felt someone hugging their legs.
And it was none their 3-year-old daughter, Yuki Fullbuster, who resembled her mother but had father's hair and eye colour and his sharp nose.
"Papa"
Seeing his daughter's smile was enough for him to get distracted from his wife, then, have his undivided attention on his little munchkin.
Gray raised Yuki in his arms and kissed her cheeks and forehead who did the same to her papa.
"Yuki missed you, papa."
"Even, papa missed you, darling. Were you a good girl during papa's absence?" Gray asked her as they moved towards the living room.
Gray let her down who ran up to a table and tried to fetch her drawing notebook.
Juvia made her husband sit down and inquired him about his work as he looked tired and kinda depressed.
Gray convinced her everything was fine and told her about the press meet excluding the details of the rumours.
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It had been 4 years since Gray started his acting career starting as an ad shoot model to tv artists then to movie star.
Gray, Natsu and Erza were childhood friends who did their schooling from the same institution till college.
It was during the 3rd year, Gray and Natsu got scouted to act as models for a tv commercial which they accepted readily as of then they needed some kind of part-time jobs to meet their ends.
Even, Erza thought that it was a good opportunity for them to succeed as the agency, Fairy Tail, was well known throughout Fiore and persuaded them to take up the offer.
Once, their commercials began to reach people mainly because of their handsome features and physique especially Gray got popular among the female fans.
It was during this time that Gray and Natsu had to move out of the college dorm so that they could work freely without time restrictions.
That's when Gray meets Juvia for the first time in his life. She was his neighbour whom he thought lived her boyfriend but it turned out to be her best friend, Gajeel Redfox, vocalist of Phantom Bands, an upcoming band.
Gray rarely started any kind of conversation with anyone. It was with the help of Natsu that they befriended Juvia and to date, Gray was thankful to his friend.
Until the moment he met Juvia, Gray was never keen on love or relationships. 
But to him, Juvia was way different from the girls he had met in his college. She was modest and shy but a kind person with a large helping tendency.
Gray knew her personality and beauty had beguiled his attention and wanting to know more about her made him fall for her head over heels.
Of course, they would exchange greetings whenever they met while leaving the house together. Slowly they deepened their connection and exchanged numbers.
Due to her friendly nature, Juvia would invite Gray and Natsu over to her place for small weekend parties which she would arrange for Gajeel to relieve his stress.
At first, he was reluctant to invade a party meant for Gajeel but the latter happily welcomed them.
That way, they got acquainted exchanged their work details and stress with each other.
It was after a few months of that weekend party that Gray had offered Juvia a dinner date which she accepted after a week of thinking.
By this time, Gray gained quite a lot of recognition. The reason he called her out on a dinner date was to reveal that he has signed up as the main lead for a tv drama which was produced by a well-known production house.
Juvia was elated and congratulated and wished him luck. It was during that time Gray confessed his love for her and waited for her answer.
To his surprise, Juvia readily accepted him. He still remembers her words from that time,
"Gray-sama, even I feel the same for you. I was afraid to convey my feelings to you as each day our world was getting apart. I was determined to tell you today after dinner.
     But to my surprise, I never expected even you would feel the same. I love you, Gray-sama."
After hearing her say those golden words, Gray got hold of her hand and kissed it lightly and asked Juvia to be his girlfriend which she agreed.
Once they reached their respective place, Gray kissed her lips and shared a hug before calling off that night.
The next day, both of them informed their friends about their relationship. Erza and Natsu were supportive.
But Gajeel was reluctant he wanted to tell Juvia how difficult it would be for her to date a celebrity.
She has to remain under the shadows. Moreover, if words go out then obsessive fans might harm her and she would be constantly under paparazzi's scrutiny if Gray's facing bad times.
But Juvia was ready to face any difficulties and wanted to support her boyfriend in his career.
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Once the family had their dinner together, Gray tugged his daughter in her bed before planting a kiss on her forehead and wished her good night.
Juvia was washing the dishes when Gray snaked his arms around her waist and kissed her neck which made Juvia squeak.
Gray turned off the tap and turned his wife so that she could face him.
"Juvia, tomorrow's my day off. Even the night is still young. Moreover, I missed my wife…" He leaned forward and kissed her lips which made her moan against his lips.
"Gray-sama…."
"Juvia…." Both of their eyes were clouded with lust and decided to continue their passionate night inside their bedroom.
After an hour, both was them were under the blankets, Gray had his arm around his wife and hummed in her ears as she talked about her day with Yuki.
Juvia could sense her husband's hold around her waist getting tight. He did only when he felt insecure or paranoid.
Juvia turned around to face him who kept looking at her. She cupped his face with both of her hands which startled him.
"Gray-sama, what's on your mind? Spill it out. Don't go huddling up those stressful thoughts within you. Share it with your wife. I will help you lessen those burdens." Juvia conveyed her thoughts and smiled at him.
"This is what I'm beguiled about you, Juvia. You can easily find out my conflicting thoughts just by sensing my actions. I'm really lucky to have you as my soulmate, dear." Gray said earnestly and kissed her forehead which made Juvia feel special.
Then slowly Gray disclosed his fears about how the world will perceive his relationship and worried that this shouldn't cause any harm to either Juvia and Yuki especially.
After hearing his fears, Juvia cradled her husband and patted his back just like how she does it for her daughter whenever she has nightmares.
Gray seemed to relax from this action. Juvia assured him that nothing terrible is going to happen and just hope everything turns out well.
Suddenly Gray raised his head and questioned her, "What if things repeat? And this time to our Yuki."
Juvia's eyes grew wide, but she can't show her fear, at least, not in front of her husband for now, who himself was feeling paranoid.
"I'm sure nothing will happen. Let's have faith in ourselves and your fans, Gray-sama.
       I'm just worried that your fan number might get reduced once you reveal your married status." Juvia voiced her concern.
This time it was Gray's turn to convince her, "Nah! Just like you said let's hope for the best. I love you and Yuki. Remember that, okay"
Gray smiled and kissed her lips, "Juvia, you are still warm. Wanna continue from where we left?" He teased her.
It seemed her Gray-sama was back to normal for now.
A/N: Sorry for posting it bit late. Hope I will be able to update for the rest of the event.
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25 Days of Chris-Fics
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25 𝓓𝓪𝔂𝓼 𝓸𝓯 𝓒𝓱𝓻𝓲𝓼-𝓕𝓲𝓬𝓼
Happy Holidays, my lovely elves and reindeers! Hope you got yourself some hot chocolate with some marshmallows and gingerbread cookies with you because we have another challenge for you all! For those who did my October Challenge, you might like this one! Don’t be afraid to gather more friends to join on this one!
As some of you know, it’s December, my birthday month! If you’d like to do a special fic for me, feel free to message me and you can work from there (Will add the day of my birthday if you’d like to gift it on the day of it). As always, I’m grateful to have you all gathered here, I hope you all enjoyed your Thanksgiving with your families! This is my first time celebrating my birthday on Tumblr so it’s going to be a nice thing to do. 
There will be a lot of choices for you so choose whatever you please to make this Holiday a nice treat for those.
Rules and Prompts are provided below the cut!
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Do you have to follow Dino to participate?
No. You do not have to, this is for everyone. But I’d appreciate it.
Deadline?
No deadline, you could even start it in January. Even though it says 25 Days of Chris-Fics. And if you’re late for my birthday, you can post it before or after (if you plan on something special. I don’t expect something for me cause you’re enough)
Rules
Minimum 500 words. No max 
Unlimited choices, you can do whatever you choose, but keep it below 5 choices.
Limit of 2-3 stories per person.
No Smut! Implied is allowed just have very little and warnings.
These can be reader insert or OC stories.
Ethnic, Interracial, LGBTQ+ and polyamorous stories are welcome and encouraged.
It must be an original work and not part of an existing series.
Be sure to tag me and if I ever miss your fic and didn’t reblog it in two days, feel free to throw a message at me and I will surely give you a reblog in 24 hours.
My Birthday is on the 21st of  December, so you’re welcome to post your fic on that day!
Prompts:  Choose your favorite prompt and use it for your Holiday Fic!
Song Prompts: List of your favorite Holiday Songs you can use for your characters can sing, dance, listen to in your story or represent your story. Movie Prompts:  This can be something the family could watch or only two people could be alone with a nice cozy blanket. Or if you’re interested, you can use it as a AU. Ex: Choice of Character hates Christmas and ruins it for the other. (Grinch)
Picture Prompts: This is for your story to come to life, represent what your story holds. Either a nice hot chocolate on a winter night, a nice Christmas dinner, or decorating a tree.
When you have your Holiday Story written, tag me in that fic and use the tag #ODNHolidayBDay2020
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Prompts
1. “Is that a Mistletoe? Are you holding a Mistletoe?” 2. “So help me if you eat another Gingerbread man, me and you are going to fall out.” 3. “Christmas movies, Christmas lights, Christmas songs and you? That’s my ideal Christmas.” 4. S/O dresses up as Santa for the kids. 5. Secret Santa with family. 6. “You’re slowly turning into Buddy the Elf, so calm down.” 7. “Santa’s not real...” “I will cover you in Christmas lights and tinsel, turning you into a Christmas tree if you say that one more time.” 8. Person A and Person B decorate their Christmas tree and they argue who puts the star on top. 9. Dressing their pet up as Santa, Rudolph or an Elf. 10. “Stop being such a Grinch!” 11. “If you eat one more cookie from that plate, we’re going to have problems.” 12. “I want a reindeer.” 13. Person A mounts lights onto the house while Person B holds the ladder as they’re panicking that Person A will fall. 14. Snow fights/Ice Skating 15. Person A and B both are making Christmas treats. 16. S/O makes hot chocolate and sets a cozy date on the couch for their S/O. 17. S/O hates Christmas but after a lot of convincing it works. 18 . The kid(s) wake the parents up at 5am. 19. “____, come back to bed, please.” S/O with camera, “I will prove he exists.” 20. “Did you really set a trap by the fireplace?” 21. Kid(s) wrap S/O in wrapping paper and puts a bow on their head. 22. S/O shows the other how to wrap presents. 23. Making Gingerbread houses. 24. Matching pajamas (including pet) 25. S/O takes the kids sledding. 26. Go riding with the reindeers. 27. “You really outdone the house.” 28. S/O dresses up as an Elf while cooking dinner. 29. “I’m going to tie you with Christmas lights if you don’t stop.” 30. Going to a Christmas Light Show in a park with live animals. 31. “Ooh, cookies-” “Get out of my kitchen!” 32. “You’re drinking wine at 7 in the morning-?” “You keep bothering me, I might soon enough be drunk.” 33. “You better get your ass out of bed.” “You better get your ass out of my room.” 34. “Merry Christmas, you filthy animal.” 35.  Singing Xmas Carols in a plaza to earn money for the homeless.
Song Prompts
36. All I Want For Christmas Is You - Mariah Carey
37. Rockin’ Around The Christmas Tree - Brenda Lee
38. Jingle Bell Rock - Bobby Helms
39. It’s The Most Wonderful Time of The Year - Andy Williams
40. The Christmas Song (Remastered) - Nat King Cole
41. Santa Baby - Eartha Kitt
42. Last Christmas - WHAM!
43. Sleigh Ride - The Ronettes
44. Rudolph The Red-Nose Reindeer - Gene Autry
45. Frosty The Snowman - Jimmy Durante
46. Santa Claus Is Coming Town - Jackson 5
47. (There’s No Place Like) Home For The Holidays - Perry Como
48. I’ll Be Home For Christmas - Michael Bublé
49. Wrapped in Red - Kelly Clarkson
50. Silver Bells - Andy Williams
51. Feliz Navidad - Jose Feliciano
52. Jingle Bells - Frank Sinatra
53. Where Are You Christmas - Faith Hill
54. 4 Carats - Kelly Clarkson
55. White Christmas - Bing Crosby
56. Winter Wonderland - Darlene Love
57. Underneath the Tree - Kelly Clarkson
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Movie Prompts
58. Fred Claus (2007) 
59. Last Christmas (2019) 
60. Four Christmases (2008)
61. How The Grinch Stole Christmas (2000) 
62. Home Alone (1990/1992)
63. The Polar Express (2004)
64. Elf (2003)
65. Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (1964)
66. A Christmas Story (1983)
67. Frosty The Snowman (1969)
68. Deck The Halls (2006) 
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TAGS:
@jtargaryen18 @donutloverxo @captainchrisbaby @sweater-daddiesdumbdork @stop-obsessing-over-those-actors @star-spangled-beard-burn @nickysurfer28 @nbarnes @cheeseburgersstuff @iguessweallcrazyithinktho @navybrat817 @waywardodysseys @just-one-ordinary-fangirl @chris-evans-indian-fanfic​ @queen-kass-the-writer​ @ssebstann @writerwrites @unnuevosoltransformalarealidad​ @anika-ann​ @ladywitheclecticheart​ @a-little-counter-esperanto​ @heavenlypugpizza​
Signal Boost if you want!
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clownzilla31 · 3 years
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Sanders Sides mafia AU- (with a bunch of other fandoms)
Janus was born into the mafia, he took over when his father retired. King is his older brother who wanted to be an actor, so he never really got involved with the family business. Janus adopts Remus and Virgil- (Remus is 5 and Virgil is almost a year old) he adopted Remus legally, but found Virgil abandoned in a box and took him in (later getting legal custody over him) his mafia basically runs the city. Remus never gets in trouble at school (or at least kicked out) because they know how much power Janus has.
The mafia is like a big family. But Janus has a few people In his circle of trust he asks to watch his kids when he can’t. This is where other fandoms get involved (this is just me tho, you do you) Stan Pines is Janus’s unofficial uncle. Janus and King have known him for the majority of their lives. Dipper, Mabel and Pacifica are also in the mafia. Dipper and Mabel were raised by Stan due to issues at home. Pacifica joined not long after running away from home. (Her and Dipper eventually get into a relationship, but that’s not the point)
Dipper and Pacifica watch Virgil and Remus a lot, so does Mabel. Mabel still lives with dipper and Pacifica, but she’s trying to move out. More characters include some characters from camp camp. Max and Harrison were adopted by David obviously and joined the mafia, because they felt like it (their still their canon ages)
Patton is the neighbor next door (think Flanders from The Simpsons) and he annoys Janus constantly. Janus only puts up with it because Logan and Roman (Patton’s kids) are best friends with Remus and Virgil.
Your welcome
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frillsand · 9 months
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“It’s called fashion!” Human Actor Wally
Then proceeds to put on the most mid outfit ever seen
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Wally makes his bodyguard hold his bags because he says so
Also made Max a puppetsona bc why not
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rin-vesper77 · 8 months
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I draw him agian?!😧
max is so fun to draw I love drawing this man
I hope I didn't draw his scars wrong…
actor AU by @frillsand I love you’re workk gahaghah
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Kari’s Let’s Be Blunt Challenge
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First off this is not an ordinary song challenge. It is more focused on selected lyrics and the deeper meaning behind them. You have to pick one of the James Blunt songs I listed below and send it to me with your pairing/fandom of choice (read more on that below). I will then answer you with a 1-3 lines from the song you then have to build your fic around. Since I am giving lines and are allowing more than one fandom multiple people can sign up for one song. I will cross them out if I feel one song has gotten enough attention. You are free to use the remaining song as little or as much as you like outside of those few lines, but the lines I send you must be the focus. You either have to directly use them in the fic (as narrative or dialogue) or they have to be deciding for the theme of the story somehow. 
This challenge will be open for multiple fandoms. My two main fandoms are Supernatural and Marvel so I prefer those. But if you wanna write for OUAT, X-files, Good Place, Criminal Minds, Game of Thrones, Psych and Fringe then send me an ask with the pairing you are interested in and I will tell you if it’s okay or not (I don’t read everything for each fandom) before you actually sign up. I will never l allow underage and incest ships so don’t ask me about those!
RPFs will be allowed for some Marvel and SPN actors but NOT for these fandoms.
Pairings and Prompts are below the rules and under the cut!
Interested? Read on. And please reblog this to spread the word!
RULES
Sign-Ups end: May 22nd 2020
Due Date: July 6th, 2020 (if you need an extension just give me a shout and we will work it out!)
Word min: 1k words 
Word Max: 5k words
Style: It can be a one-shot or part of a series but it must be able to be read as a stand alone since I plan to read the all. 
Fandom: Multiple
Will you read and reblog my fic?
You betcha :D I am a busy bee with a bingo running on the side so patience is a virtue here
When Do I Post?
Right now. Sign-Ups start now and before the due date. 
How do I sign up?
You send me an ask, telling me the fandom, pairing and song you want. You will then recieve a few lines from the song you must focus on. It doesn’t matter which of my two blogs you send the ask too ( @until-theend-oftheline​ or @thing-you-do-with-that-thing​ )
Genre: Anything you want. You have to be over 18 if you write smut and you always have to warn accordingly! Fluff, angst, AUs, and crack are all welcome.
Limits on what you can write: No Mommy/Daddy kinks, no non/dub con, no A/B/O, no merpeople. No half animal anything, please. No mobster aus. No monster porn (this counts Venom and Hulk) No glorification on cheating (it’s okay as a plot device but use it with thought) - if you got any questions at any time feel free to send me an ask,
NO BDSM INVOLVING BUCKY - NEITHER IN SHIPS OR READER INSERTS! PLEASE BE RESPECTFUL OF HIS PTSD! DON’T TURN HIS ARM INTO A KINK FOR ANYONE - IT’S A DISABILITY AND CONNECTED TO GREAT TRAUMA.
I read smut but I am here for the stories so I very much prefer stories that if they have smut it’s part of the plot and not just smut for the sake of it. 
Format: If you write Marvel or OUAT please tag me as @until-theend-oftheline​ otherwise tag me as @thing-you-do-with-that-thing​. In your A/N you must list the prompt song - the line is up to you. I don’t wanna force you to give spoilers. You must also say it’s done for Kari’s Let’s Be Blunt Challenge. 
Click keep reading for pairings and prompts! Have Fun!
Pairings I allow for Supernatural are - (any sex or gender ocs are fine otherwise I prefer female or gender non specific readers): 
Readers/OCs x: Dean Winchester, Sam Winchester, Castiel, Anael, Donna Hanscum, Jody Mills, Crowley. 
Ships/Ships x OCs/Reader: Destiel, Cockles, Sabriel, Saileen, Jenneel, Jarevieve, Deonna. 
RPF x OCs/Readers: Jensen Ackles, Danneel Ackles, Jared Padalecki, Genevieve Padalecki, Misha Collins, Alexander Calvert. 
Pairings I allow for Marvel are - (any sex or gender ocs are fine otherwise I prefer female or gender non specific readers): 
Readers/OCs x: Bucky Barnes, Steve Rogers, Sam Wilson, Natasha Romanov, Wanda Maximoff, Thor, Brunhilda/Valkyrie, Clint Barton, Tony Stark, Carol Danvers, Wade Wilson, Eddie Brock.  
Ships/Ships x OCs/Reader: Stucky, Winterwitch, Winterwidow, Winterhawk, Winterfalcon, Sam x Clint (Not sure of their ship name), Clintasha, Steggy, Thundershield.  
RPF x OCs/Readers: Sebastian Stan, Chris Evans, Jeremy Renner.  
James Blunt Songs 
I listed the album so they will be easier to find on Spotify or itunes. You won’t get your line until you sign up - therein lies the challenge ;) 
1 High (Back to Bedlam) @becs-bunker​ (SPN - Dean) /
2 You’re Beautiful (Back to Bedlam) @like-a-bag-of-potatoes​ (SPN - Dean) /
3 Goodbye My Lover (Back to Bedlam) @like-a-bag-of-potatoes​ (MCU - Sebastian) /
4 Tears and Rain (Back to Bedlam) - @katymacsupernatural​ (SPN - Dean) /
5 No Bravery (Back to Bedlam)
6 1973 (All the Lost Souls)
7 One of the Brightest Stars (All the Lost Souls)
8 Carry You Home (All the Lost Souls)
9 Same Mistake (All the Lost Souls)
10 Stay the Night (Some Kind of Trouble)
11 So Far Gone (Some Kind of Trouble)
12 These Are the Words (Some Kind of Trouble)
13 I’ll Be Your Man (Some Kind of Trouble) - @xbuchananbarnes​ (MCU - Bucky) / @percywinchester27​ (SPN - Jensen) / 
14 If Time Is all I Have (Some Kind of Trouble)
15 Bonfire Hearts (Moon Landing) - @plaidstiel-wormstache​ (MCU - ???) / 
16 Postcards (Moon Landing) - @andiebeaword​ (CM - Spencer) /
17 Heart to Heart (Moon Landing)
18 Satellites (Moon Landing)
19 Love Me Better (The After Love)
20 Time of Our Lives (The After Love)
21 Don’t Give Me Those Eyes (The After Love)
22 Bartender (The After Love)
23 The Greatest (Once Upon a Mind)
24 The Truth (Once Upon a Mind)
25 Monsters (Once Upon a Mind)
26 Champions (Once Upon a Mind)
27 How It Feels to Be Alive (Once Upon a Mind)
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My Ego Playlist
The Group as a Whole:
‘Everybody Wants to Rule the World’ by Lorde
‘Young Volcanoes’ by Fall Out Boy
‘Give Us a Little Love’ by Fallulah
Dark:
‘Be More Chill (Pt. 1)’ from the musical ‘Be More Chill’
‘Another Way Out’ by Hollywood Undead
‘Dance With the Devil’ by BReaking Benjamin
‘My Way’ by Chase Holfelder
‘Look What You Made Me Do’ by Taylor Swift
‘What’s Wrong’ by Pvris
‘Monster’ by Starset
‘Roaring 20s’ by Panic! At the Disco
‘Welcome Home’ by SquigglyDigg & Gabe Castro
‘Greedy (feat. Swiblet)’ by Or3o
‘Paid in Exposure’ by Natewantstobattle
‘Bones’ by Natewantstobattle
‘Broken Crown’ by Mumford & Sons
‘Love Is Madness (feat. Halsey)’ by Thirty Seconds to Mars
Damien: 
‘Wrong Side of Heaven’ by Five Finger Death Punch
‘Saints’ by The Echos
‘Deep Water (Steeve Reece Remix)’ by American Authors
Celine:
‘Ritual’ by Ellie Goulding
‘Honestly (Encore)’ by Gabbie Hanna
Dark and Wil’s Relationship:
‘You’re Somebody Else’ by flora cash
‘It Won’t Kill Ya’ by The Chainsmokers
‘Be My Baby’ by The Ronettes
‘I See You’ by MISSIO
‘Only Us’ from the musical ‘Dear Evan Hansen’
Wilford:
‘Bang Bang’ by Hollywood Undead
‘House of Wolves’ by My Chemical Romance
‘Candyman’ by Christina Aguilera
‘Victorious’ by Panic! At the Disco
‘Sweet but Psycho’ by Ava Max
‘We’re All Mad’ by The Circus Contraption Band
‘Golden Days’ by Panic! At the Disco
‘drugs’ by EDEN
The Colonel:
‘Nightmare’ by Set It Off
Illinois:
‘Sleep On The Floor’ by The Lumineers
Eric:
‘Panic Room’ by Au/Ra
‘Hard Times’ by Paramore
‘human’ by Christina Perri
‘Bird With A Broken Wing’ by Owl City
‘Lonely Lullaby’ by Owl City
King:
‘It’s Time’ by Imagine Dragons
Bim and King’s Relationship:
‘Animal’ by Neon Trees
‘Narcissistic Cannibal’ by Earlyrise
Bim:
‘America’s Suitehearts’ by Fall Out Boy
‘Uptown Funk’ by Mark Ronson (feat. Bruno Mars)
‘Every Breath You Take’ by Chase Holfelder
‘An Unhealthy Obsession’ by The Blake Robinson Synthetic Orchestra
‘Everybody Loves Me’ by One Republic
‘Vegas Lights’ by Panic! At the Disco
‘Miss Jackson (feat. LOLO)’ by Panic! At the Disco
‘The Dismemberment Song’ by Blue Kid
Ed:
‘5, 6, 7, 8′ by Steps
‘Cotton Eye Joe’ by Rednex
‘I Wanna Be A Cowboy’ by Boys Don’T Cry
‘Never Been In Love’ by Will Jay
(I’ll admit, I skip these 99% of the time XD)
Bing:
‘I’m Awesome’ by Spose
Google and Bing’s Relationship
‘Systematic Lover’ by De Staat
Google:
‘Another Way Out’ by Hollywood Undead
‘Business’ by Eminem
‘Get Out Alive’ by Three Days Grace
‘Machine’ by Imagine Dragons
The Author:
‘Outrunning Karma’ by Alec Benjamin
‘Big Life (26 Letters)’ by USS
‘Fame < Infamy’ by Fall Out Boy
‘Hourglass’ by Set It Off
The Host:
‘I’ll Be Good’ by Jaymes Young
‘Control’ by Halsey
‘Little Game’ by Benny
‘In the Dark’ by Flyleaf
‘Hitting on All Sevens’ by Tech N9ne & Lyndon Smith
‘Heart Cry’ by Drehz
The Host and Dr. Iplier’s Relationship:
‘I’m Yours’ by Jason Mraz
‘Doctor Love’ by First Choice
‘Sucker Punch’ by Sigrid
‘hostage’ by Billie Eilish
‘Hold On’ by Chord Overstreet
‘War of Hearts’ by Ruelle
‘watch you sleep’ by girl in red
Dr. Iplier:
‘Dead!’ by My Chemical Romance
‘Stressed Out’ by twenty one pilots
‘Novacaine’ by Fall Out Boy
Silver:
‘Bullet’ by Hollywood Undead
‘Feel It Still’ by Portugal. The Man
‘Banana Bread’ by Cavetown
‘Take You Down’ by Illenium
The Jims:
‘I Am Here for You’ from the musical ‘The Book of Mormons’
‘CAN’T STOP THE FEELING’ by Justin Timberlake
‘Two Birds’ by Regina Spektor
‘Never Been In Love’ by Will Jay
Yancy:
‘I Was an Island’ by Allison Weiss
The Actor:
‘Hell To Your Doorstep’ from the musical ‘The Count of Monte Cristo’
‘All Eyes on Me’ by Or3o
‘Be Prepared’ from ‘The Lion King’
‘Land of the Dead’ by Voltaire
‘You’re Gonna Go Far, Kid’ by The Offspring
‘Get Away With Murder’ by Jeffree Star
‘Love Me Dead’ by Ludo
‘War of Change’ by Thousand Foot Krutch
‘Play with Fire’ by Sam Tinnesz & Yacht Money
‘You’re Only Second Rate’ by Jonathan Young
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nerdasaurus1200 · 5 years
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AU Masterlist
Any and all asks for these AUs are more than welcome.
Kwaminette AU- AU where Marinette is Plagg and Tikki’s daughter. She’s a Kwami instead of a human, but she prefers to take on a human form because she likes interacting with humans. She’s the Panda Kwami of Balance, and the kwami of Cory Bernard/Panda Girl, my Miracusona. When she’s not helping out Cory, she’s busy trying to bond with Adrien. This one takes place within the show.
Miraculous Injustice AU- AU where the members of Team Miraculous are placed in the Injustice video game. The canon Team Miraculous gets sent to a dimension where the team is split up and akumas fight for both good and evil because Cat Noir turned evil after they found out Gabriel was Hawkmoth. The Quantic Kids (Felix, Bridgette, Melodie, Sparrow, Gavroche, Kim Mime, and Mercury) are included in this AU as well.
Dupain Cheng Kids AU- AU where Tom and Sabine adopt everyone in the Miracuclass as their child (except Adrien cause he’s their future son in law). Marinette keeps an eye for fellow classmates that don’t have the best home life. She then passes word to her parents, who fight tooth and nail to earn legal custody of said child (We don’t care they aren’t on the adoption list, they deserve to be in a home FULL OF LOVE).
Catbug AU- AU where Marinette has both the Black Cat and Ladybug Miraculouses. She calls herself Catbug. Plagg and Tikki are like a second set of parents to her, and she eventually develops a harem.
Mike and Mari AU- AU where Marinette has an older brother named Michael. He is her favorite thorn in her side as well as her go-to Miraculous Holder. He’s dating Miss Bustier and is going to school to become an interior designer.
Role Reversal AU- AU where Marinette and Adrien are switched Miraculouses. Lady Noire and Mister Bug protect Paris against Pavona and Hudie (Gina and Sabine); who want the Miraculouses to bring back Tom. Involves reverse crush and somewhat reverse life.
Adrien’s Monster AU- AU where Duusu summons a full time sentimonster to protect Adrien. He names it Hiss and it follows him everywhere he goes. Hiss and Plagg hate each other.
Supernatural AU- AU where everyone except Adrien (who’s still human) is a mythological creature. Marinette is a fairy, Kim and Rose are werewolves, Alix is a Hobbit, Mylene is a Dwarf. Juleka and Luka are vampires, Ondine is a mermaid, Ivan is an ogre, Alya is one of the last of the Nine-Tailed Fox clan, Chloe is an elf, Lila is a changeling, Max is half-sphinx, Nathaniel is a brownie, Kagami is a yokai, Marc is a leprechaun, and Nino is a Kappa (though nobody knows). The Kwmais are fae creatures that run/protect the school. Miss Bustier is a pixie, Ms Mendeleiev is a witch, and Principal Damocles is the owl of Athena. Gabriel is secretly a hunter of mythical creatures and sent Adrien to the school so he could get closer to them. (Courtesy to @miraclesoup for some of these ideas)
Hive Guard AU- AU where Chloe keeps her Miraculous at the end of Miraculer, runs away, and becomes a freelance hero of sorts. She’s extremely active is trying to find and stop Hawkmoth and Mayura. She lives in the eiffel tower, and trains with Pollen every day. Nobody but Sabrina knows her location; and she becomes Queen Bee’s right hand.
Jurassic AU- AU where Emilie’s maiden name was Hammond, and one day Adrien discovers is grandfathers work and reopens Jurassic Park.
House Cat AU- AU where Cat Noir actually decides to date Marinette in Weredad and becomes the Dupain Cheng housecat.
Mother Peahen and Papallion AU- also known as the MP3 AU. AU where Duusu and Nooroo adopt Adrien after Heroes Day with Plagg as the greasy uncle.
Road Trip AU- An AU where Team Miraculous travels around the world looking for Lost Miraculouses after defeating Hawkmoth and Mayura. Ali and Aurore bear the Moth and Peacock Miraculouses in this AU.
Miraculous Descendants AU- An AU where Miraculous characters are in the movie Descendants. Most of them are the children of Akumas.
Thing 1 and Thing 2 AU- An AU where there are two boys that like Kagami. Conner (a new student from America who tries to make Kagami jealous by lying about Ryuuko being into him) & Hiroki (a rival from Japan that she beat who believes that she should be his girlfriend) & Luka/Viperion doesn't like how uncomfortable they make her or how angry they make her feel.
Guard Dragon AU (Rockstar!Luka & Bodyguard!Ryuuko AU)- An AU where Kitty Section's new bodyguard is so mysterious and tough. Anarka trusts her to keep her children and their friends (Juleka and Rose dating) safe. Ryuuko does not plan on letting her down, but with Luka? It's hard for our Lady in red black & gold to stay professional.
SongHeart & The Queen (Ryuuka's Beauty and The Beast AU)- Kim is Lumiere, Anarka as Maurice (great parents are great), Chloé and Sabrina as Gaston and LeFou (duh), Emilie and Adrien as Mrs Potts and Chip (need that adorable mother/son bond), Marinette is (a younger) Wardrobe (fashion girl!) and Luka's closest friend in the place. Luka is Belle and Ryuuko is the Beast. Instead of inanimate objects, they’re cursed to be akumas.
Scales and Whiskers AU- An AU where Ryuuko and Cat Noir fight over who gets to date Marinette. She eventually gets so sick of it that she just tells both of them to date her. Before she knows it, she’s got a superhero boyfriend and girlfriend.
Behind the Scenes AU- An AU where Miraculous actually is a show in the canon universe and the characters are all actors. Chloe and Rose are sisters from the South. Jagged, Marinette, and Kagami are siblings. Gabriel and Adrien are Uncle and Nephew, and Lila is Marinette’s best friend.
Akumavillian AU- An AU where everyone who has been akumatized has the ability to turn into their Akumas without the power of the Moth.
Cat’s Shipping Show AU- An AU where Cat Noir runs a blog dedicated to all the ships of Team Miraculous, because he’s shipper trash. He gives people the news on certain ships, and reviews ships as well.
Ghost Bug AU- An AU where the past Ladybug’s are attached to Marinette. They’re like her 24/7 Obi-Wan, and they’re a little Ladybug family. Turns out, everyone on Team Miraculous (plus Hawkmoth and Mayura) are in the same boat.
Sentibug AU- An AU where Bugette wasn’t destroyed by Mayura and instead becomes Ladybug and Cat Noir’s sidekick/daughter
Mom Pink AU- An AU where Pink appeared instead of Steven when his gem was taken out. Somehow they can both exist now and mother and son are reunited.
Adrien Universe AU- Steven Universe, but with Miraculous characters.
Momma Mayura AU- An AU where as soon as Stoneheart appeared, Nathalie grabbed the Peacock Miraculous and became Mayura. She fights on Ladybug and Cat Noir’s side to bring down Hawkmoth and quickly becomes the team mom.
Tales of Pegasus and King Monkey AU- An AU where Master Fu instead distributed the Horse and Monkey Miraculous and Kim and Max are the main characters of the show.
Chatroom AU- An AU where Team Miraculous has a group chat
Genderbend AU- An AU where everyone’s genders are swapped.
Teacher Kwamis AU- An AU where Miss Bustier is fired and the Kwamis take over teaching.
Frozen Dragons AU- A Hiccelsa AU that combines Frozen and How To Train Your Dragon. Basically, just before the events of Race To The Edge, Elsa and Hiccup have an arranged marriage and her, Olaf, Sven, Kristoff, and Anna are present for the events of the show and Dragons 2
Kumafeather AU- An AU where Max and Kim have the Moth and Peacock Miraculous and are trying to bring Max’s dad back. They call themselves Kuma and Dark Feather and are like that classic supervillain and dumb sidekick trope but they’re gay.
GrayBlue AU- An AU where Adrien and Marinette have the Moth and Peacock Miraculous and are trying to bring Emilie back. They call themselves Grayling and Beau Blue.
Mastermind Fu AU- An AU where Master Fu is evil and the Miraculass steal the Miracle Box to fight him.
Evil Miracuclass AU- An AU where the Miracuclass is evil and steals the Miracle Box. Master Fu must use the remaining Miraculous he has to fight them.
Marigod AU- An AU where Marinette and her parents are Gods.
Tangled Sisters AU- an AU where Cassandra grew up in the tower with Rapunzel and Varian is Flynn’s protege/adopted little brother. It’s be the same as the movie, just Cassarian, Aged Up!Varian of course, and the sister duo we deserve.
Apprentice AU- An AU where Master Fu was Emilie’s mentor. They have a father-daughter bond
Killer Princess AU- An AU where Juleka has the Moth and Rose has the Peacock
Timmy Dupain Cheng AU- An AU where Timmy (Sandboy) is Marinette’s foster brother and earns the Dog Miraculous under the name of Pup Fidele
Forbidden Love AU- An AU where Flynn is still a thief and Rapunzel is the ruler of Corona. The two of them have a little flirty to and fro, as he’s the most wanted theif in the kindgom and they both really dig each other but don’t want to admit it, not even to themselves. Lance is his sidekick and Kiera and Catalina are their young protégés. Meanwhile, Varian and Cass work under Raps. Cass as her royal adviser and personal bodyguard, and Varian’s her little brother and the royal alchemist.
Cousins AU- Inspired by the theory that Rapunzel, Elsa, and Anna are cousins. An AU where they were there to celebrate her birthday in Secret of the Sundrop and went with her and the gang to the Dark Kingdom! Sven, Kristoff, and Olaf tag along too, of course.
Twins AU- An AU where Marinette and Kagami are long lost twins
The Prince and The Pup AU- An AU where Prince Ali starts going to Marinette's school after falling for the heroine known as Chien De Guarde after his first encounter with her. What he doesn't know is that Chien De Guarde is Sabrina Raincomprix.
Tales of Monarch and Chien de Guarde AU- An AU where Monarch and Chien are the main heroes
Tales of Ryuuko and Viperion AU- An AU where Ryuuko and Viperion are the main heroes
Tales of Ryuuko and King Monkey AU- An AU where Ryuuko and King Monkey are the main heroes
Elsa Padare AU- an au where Elsa is adopted by Cass and Varian
Gandalf Swears AU- An au where everything is the same except Gandalf swears
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Kari’s Marvelous 2k Writing Challenge
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Thank you so much, guys. I honestly didn’t expect this blog to grow the way it has when I started it. I love this fandom and I love reading for these characters as much as I love writing for them, so let’s celebrate with a challenge, shall we?
Since I reached the milestone before my 1 year anniversary I will as open up drabble requests using a prompts list - I’ll make a post about that as soon as I can.
Also, check out and please participate in my Spread the Love event for my 1 year anniversary.
This challenge is for you guys to have fun with. I set the due date a few months in the future to make sure you got plenty of time to complete it.
The prompts for this challenge are all dialogue prompts. They are all a little odd and a little sassy. Cause well I am a little odd and sassy ;) On to the rules and have fun Y'all!
Due Date: June 1st, 2019
Word min: 500 words
Word Max: 6k words
Style: It can be a drabble, one shot or beginning of a series. Do not put in in the middle of an ongoing series since I plan on reading them and don’t want to read 10 parts of something to understand the entry.
Fandom: MCU - mostly
Will you read and reblog my fic?
You betcha :D I am behind on reading for previous challenges so patience is a virtue here
When Do I Post?
Right now. Sign Ups start now and end when there are no more prompts or when the due date rolls around
Genre: Anything you want. You have to be over 18 if you write smut and you always have to warn accordingly! Fluff, angst, AUs, and crack are all welcome.
Limits on what you can write: No Mommy/daddy kinks, no non/dub con, no A/B/O, no merpeople. No half animal anything, please. No mobster aus. No monster porn (this counts Venom and Hulk) No glorification on cheating (it’s okay as a plot device but use it with thought), no wife, s/o (even exes) or actor hate in rpfs! - if you got any questions at any time feel free to send me an ask,
NO BDSM INVOLVING BUCKY - NEITHER IN SHIPS OR READER INSERTS! PLEASE BE RESPECTFUL OF HIS PTSD! DON’T TURN HIS ARM INTO A KINK FOR ANYONE - IT’S A DISABILITY AND CONNECTED TO GREAT TRAUMA. 
Format: State in your A/N that it is for my (until-theend-oftheline) Kari’s Marvelous 2K Challenge. And use the # Kari’s Marvelous 2K Challenge in the first 5 tags.
Pairing and word count also have to be easy to spot in your header!
Submit: After you posted on Tumblr you have to add yourself and your fic to this doc.  If you don’t do this you will not be added to the masterlist I create when the challenge is over. If you got questions - just ask :D
Doc link it case Tumblr is an ass: https://docs.google.com/document/d/16FmPbXuA6oF23M5qiR5jRCSiUpaW_RiDIPUHG_LziBk/edit?usp=sharing
How do I join?
You pick a prompt and a pairing off the list. Send me the prompt number along with a backup just in case and your pairing of choice. ASKS ONLY!! REPLIES, REBLOGS AND IMS WILL BE IGNORED!
There are no limits on the pairings but I only allow 2 people per prompt so think before you sign up. If you don’t think you will be doing it then don’t take the spot from someone else. For now, 1 person can sign up 3 times (one prompt per story). 
Prompts and people are under the cut.
Pairings
No male readers - gender neutral are fine otherwise female.
General Fics - character or rpf are both fine.
All genders, skin tones etc. OCs are welcome as well.
Sister/daughter/romantic/friendship reader pairings for following are all fine - just let me know which (I prefer romantic or friendship but no pressure):
Actors
Sebastian Stan
Chris Evans
Bradley Cooper
Chris Hemsworth
Robert Downey Jr.
Tom Hiddleston
Elizabeth Olsen
Tom Hardy
Characters
Bucky Barnes
Steve Rogers
Thor Odinson
Tony Stark
Wanda Maximoff
Sam Wilson
Brunnhilde/Valkyrie
Natasha Romanoff
Clint Barton*
Wade Wilson
Eddie Brock (no monster porn please!)*
Ships (all are allowed as poly with reader too):
Stucky*
Winterwitch*
Winterwidow
Winterhawk*
Winterfalcon*
Sam x Clint (I don’t know their ship name)
Clintasha
Steggy
Thundershield
Thor x Valkyrie (also forgot the ship name)
Prompts
1 “I’ve never been so insulted!” - “You don’t listen much do you?” @jewelswrites-ish (Chris Evans x Reader) / @avengerscompound (Winterhawk)
2 “On a scale of one to Australia. How dangerous are we talking?” @avengerscompound (clintasha) /
3 “When did you become so smart, oh wise one?” - “Since I stopped listening to you.” @writing-mermaid (Tony x sister!reader) /
4 “Seven billion people in the world and you are overreacting because we killed one man.” - “But…” - “Seven billion people! Now shut up and drink your smoothie!” @queen-of-the-avengers (Tony x Reader) /
5 “Oh God. I think I am in love” - “For your sake, I wouldn’t tell her/him that” @docharleythegeekqueen (Winterhawk x Reader) /
6 “Don’t trust him” - “Funny that’s exactly what he said about you” @readitandweepfics (Steve x Reader) /
7 “Children shouldn’t play with guns” - “Who said I was playing”
8 “On a scale of one to ten how bad do you think it would be if….” - “At least twenty” @fangirlfiction (Stucky x Reader) / @queen-of-the-avengers (Tony x Reader)
9 “What’s our exit strategy?” - “Our what?” - “Ohmygod we’re going to die” @acreativelydifferentlove (Steve Rogers x Reader) /
10 “I taught you how to pick locks and this is how you are using that skill?” @messy-random-bitch (Clint Barton) /
11 “What’s the little blinking light mean?” - “It means…. Wait? Blinking?!”
12 “Right now I don’t know if I want to kiss you or push you off the cliff!” - “Can I pick?”  @sweeetmonstrosity  (Sam Wilson x Reader) / @averyrogers83  (winterfalcon x reader)
13 “This is what the third time I crashed my own funeral” - “Fifth” - “Really? That many?”
14 “Bring them home. All of them.” - “But…” - “All. Of. Them.” - “Fine!”
15 “I’m trying to have a serious conversation with you!” - “And I am subtly trying to avoid it.”
16 “What’s with the face?” - “Small fire! I said to set a small fire. Small was important!” @queen-of-the-avengers (Natascha Romanoff x Reader) /
17 “What the hell kinda noise was that?” - “I sneezed.” - “That was NOT a sneeze!” @jewels2876 (Chris Evans x Reader) /
18 “You got blood on your knees. No one goes nowhere and gets blood on their knees.”
19 “Is that blood?” - “No?” - “That’s not a question you’re supposed to answer with another question!” @nekoannie-chan (Steve Rogers x Reader) / @becs-bunker (Stucky x Reader)
20 “Obviously I’ve been gone for way too long. You managed to kill all the houseplants” @awkwardfangirl2014 (Bucky Barnes x Reader) / @queen-of-the-avengers (Tom Hiddleston x Reader)
21 “Don’t you know who I am?” - “Yup. I just don’t care.” @queen-of-the-avengers (Elizabeth Olsen x Reader) /
22 “You’re going to break his heart if you pull a stunt like this” - “He has a heart?”  @keepgrindingwaywardsoul (Bucky Barnes x Reader) /  @yougetkilled-walkitoff (Bucky Barnes x Reader)
23 “Sorry I got a cold and feverish assassin on my lap. I’ll call you back when I convinced him a cold doesn’t mean he is dying.” @keepgrindingwaywardsoul (Bucky Barnes x Reader) /  @acreativelydifferentlove (Steve Rogers x Reader) 
24 “I hate you” - “Why? I’m lovely” @barnesrogersvstheworld (Bucky Barnes x Reader) / @queen-of-the-avengers (Natascha Romanoff x Reader)
25 “You’re one insult away from starting a war” - “That’s presumptuous of you. It already started”
26 “What are you doing in the chandelier?” - “You know. Just hanging out”
27 “Can we please try not to kill anyone today?” - “Well you are no fun”  @kentuckybarnes (Bucky Barnes x Reader) /
28 “You missed!” - “I never m… FUCK!”
29 “You nearly took my head off!” - “I told you to dug didn’t I?!” @raqnorok (Bucky Barnes x Reader) / 
30 “If you weren’t so goddamn annoying I would kiss you right now” - “Well if you weren’t such a pain in the ass…. Wait what?”  @tranquil—heart (Steve Rogers x Reader) / @awkwardfangirl2014  (Chris Evans x Reader)
MCU WRITING CHALLENGES 
@ifyougetkilled-walk-it-off @captain-rogers-beard @dolphinpink310 @grace-for-sale @docharleythegeekqueen @rebelslicious @thorne93 @hillywooddestiel @peterman-parker @queen-of-deans-booty @acreativelydifferentlove @emilyevanston @blacktithe7 @becs-bunker @roxyspearing @blacktithe7 @cassiefanfic @readitandweepfics @kayla-of-shield @fangirlextraordinaire @thatfanficstuff @danijimenezv @hopes-archer @marvel_madam08 @averyrogers83 @thelookingglassalice @slowlywithfreedom @awkwardfangirl2014
And a few others cause I love their writing
@jewels2876 @becs-bunker @roxyspearing @barnesrogersvstheworld @sebs-potato @moonbeambucky @tropicalcap @softlybarnes @bucky-at-bedtime @evanstarff @fangirlfiction @i-dont-do-rpfs @avengerscompound 
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When You Say Nothing At All - Tom Holland movie AU (2/3)
Part 2 
(a/n) I don’t think I actually have anything to say about this... 
word count: 8184
warning: swearing; mentions of divorce, infertility, the dark side of fame; sexual themes; SPOILERS FOR NOTTING HILL
part 1 
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Tom’s POV - 1999 - London - Characters are in their late 20′s  It had easily been the most painful hour of Tom’s life. All of the actors he had met, looked at him as if he was crazy or stupid. Tom couldn’t decide which was worse. But he knew they weren’t wrong.
He walked out of the last interview he had done. It was with a young child actress that clearly already at the age of twelve had her life more put together than he would ever have. It was clearly already getting late, as the crew had started to pack up and most journalists had already left. Tom was also more than ready to leave this suite. He never wanted to come back again.
He was almost at the door when Karen’s voice sounded from the end of the hall. “Mr. Holland,” she called him out. Tom stopped in his tracks, mumbling “Oh, no” a bit too loud. He slowly turned around. Karen was looking at him brightly. “Have you got a minute?”
“No.,” he said honestly. Karen, fortunately, heard it as a joke and broke a little laugh. Defeated, Tom followed the assistant to a room, in which he surprisingly had not been in yet. He wondered how many rooms there could possibly be in this suite alone.
She opened the door for him. Tom’s face lit up with a smile at the sight in front of him. (Y/N) got up out of her chair when she saw him. Her suit jacket lay somewhere abandoned. Her long hair loose. She said a small “Hi”. The door closed behind him. He didn’t even look. They were finally alone again. Had she asked for him? Probably. Tom did his best to hide his excitement. He also responded with just a “Hi.” For some reason, (Y/N) looked nervous. He didn’t understand why. It was just him.
“Uhm… Yeah, so, the, um…” She started mumbling. It was cute, Tom thought. “The, the thing I was doing tonight. I’m not doing anymore. I told them I had to spend the evening with Britain’s premiere equestrian journalist.” She smiled.
“Oh,” Tom smiled too. “Well, great. Fantastic.” He already started to think where he could take her this evening. Of course, nothing would probably even come close to what she was used to. He barely could afford to eat himself. Dinner...oh no! He completely forgot.
“Shit. It’s my brother’s birthday. Shit.” He rolled his eyes at his own stupidity. “We’re meant to be having dinner.”
“Okay, that’s fine,” she said, not seeming to be very bothered by the fact.
“No. I’m sure I can get out of it.”
“No, I mean, if it’s fine with you, I’ll be your date.” Had he heard that correctly? Did (Y/F/N) really just suggest to be his date? He looked at her with wide eyes. “You’ll be my date to my little brother’s birthday party?”
“If it’s alright.” She looked a bit concerned. He must have sounded rude.
“Well, yeah, I’m sure it’s all right. My friend Max is cooking,” he remembered, “and he is generally acknowledged to be the worst cook in the world, but you could hide the food in your handbag or something.”  
“Okay.” she genuinely seemed happy to go.
“Okay.”
Tom had asked (Y/N) if it would be okay if he picked her up at eight. She had simply nodded and then her publicist walked in, saying that she had a sudden interview in two minutes and had to get ready.
When he got back home, Tom called Bella, Max’ wife to check if it was okay if he brought a date. The party would be held at their place as it would be very likely that Max could burn down the kitchen in an attempt to cook. So it would be better if it wasn’t someone else's.
(Y/N) stood next to him as Tom rang the doorbell. She looked very casual, but still very fabulous. Her hair was up in, what he thought was called, a milkmaid braid. She was just wearing jeans and a t-shirt, over that a light jacket.
The door opened. Max had not even come up to it. Just opened it as soon as he could reach the handle, and walked away immediately after it. “Hi, come on in. Vague food crisis.” He disappeared back into the kitchen. Tom looked at (Y/N), who was in a small shock. They laughed together and stepped into the house. Tom, of course, let her walk in first.
“Hiya,” Bella said from the living room, they followed her voice. “Sorry, the guinea-fowl is proving more complicated than expected.”
“He’s cooking guinea-fowl?” Tom asked. It was a classic move for Max, to cook something he could barely even pronounce.
“Don’t even ask.” Bella rolled her eyes. Then, she noticed (Y/N). they both said hi and shook hands. Then, Bella’s eyes widened. “Good lord, you’re the spitting image of…” before she could finish, Tom said: “Bella, this is (Y/N).” he introduced his date to his friend. Bella scoffed in disbelief and answered with a “Right.”
“Okay, crisis over!” Max could be heard out of the kitchen. Bella’s eyes didn’t leave (Y/N).
“Max, this is (Y/N).” He put his hand on her back, and lead her to the kitchen, where Max was fanning away some smoke erupting from the oven with a hand towel. (Y/N) gave him her hand and said a small “hi” still remembering her entrance.
“Hello, (Y/N)...(Y/L/N).” Max seemed to be in a small state of shock, realizing whose hand it was that he was shaking. “Have some wine.” he smiled nervously.
“Thank you,” she said. Then the doorbell rang and Max, being the good host, excused himself to welcome their next guests. While he was gone, Tom thought it would be quicker if he poured the drinks. “Red or white?” he asked. She was about to answer when Tom’s brother, Patrick, walked in.
“Hi guys,” he seemed excited, probably ready to give Tom a tight hug. Then he saw (Y/N). “Holy fuck!” Tom felt like he was the one that was supposed to break the ice in this situation.
“Paddy, this is (Y/N). (Y/N), this is Paddy - Patrick. He’s my baby brother.” (Y/N) was looking at him and her expression softened when she knew what was going on, she turned around to Patrick, who was holding a hand in front of his mouth in shock. “Hi.” she smiled.
“Oh god. This is one of those key moments in life when it’s possible you can be really genuinely cool and I’m going to fail just 100%.” (Y/N) looked very confused at the younger man in front of her. “I absolutely adore you.” he took a few steps to her. “And I just think you are the most beautiful woman in the world.”
Tom looked at (Y/N) while his brother was having his little moment. She didn’t seem mad that Patrick was technically confessing his love to her, but she wasn’t very comfortable with it either.
“And I’ve believed for some time now, that we could be best friends.” Well, that was not as bad as Tom had expected. “So what do you think?” (Y/N) looked at Patrick rather flabbergasted. She mumbled a few uhh…’s before saying: “Lucky me.” She cleared her throat and remembered she had a present for him. Tom had told her that she didn’t need to bring him anything, but she had insisted.
“Happy birthday.” She handed him the small box. Patrick actually gasped. Tom wasn���t sure when the last time was that he watched his baby brother act like that. It was like he was twelve all over again.
“We’re best friends already, then.” he smiled. Then, his eyes lit up, “Marry Tom, he’s a really nice guy, then we can be siblings.” Tom laughed awkwardly. Thinking, if he would slam his head hard enough on the cupboard, would he maybe pass out?  This was getting a bit too much. (Y/N) smiled politely and responded with: “I’ll think about it.”
The doorbell rang again, releasing a bit of the awkward tension in the room. Max sighed: “That’ll be Bernie.”
Bernie walked into the living room, holding some shapeless purple package, that was probably Patrick’s birthday present. Max introduced (Y/N) before Tom had the chance.
“Hello, (Y/N). Delighted to meet you.” They shook hands for a second and then Bernie immediately walked to Patrick. “Pads, happy birthday to you.” he sang. He said a quick “Hi” to Bella. Patrick looked interested at the strange package that was now in his hands. “It’s a hat,” Bernie explained. “You don’t have to wear it or anything. Hi Tom.” Bernie walked around, grabbing a handful of peanuts that were displayed on the table as a casual snack. Everyone looked at him, awaiting a moment of realization and shock about who was standing in front of him, but nothing happened.
“Hi,” Tom repeated, a bit awkwardly.
“What?” Bernie saw how everyone was looking at him. Then Max moved into action. “Wine, Bernie?” Bernie hummed a yes. Max picked up a glass from the kitchen and then pulled Tom away from the rest, to the corner of the room where all the alcohol for the night was laid out.
“You haven’t slept with her, have you?” The sudden question startled Tom a bit, almost making him burn his hand from the match his was holding.
“That is a cheap question and the answer is, of course, no comment.” they had been doing this to each other ever since they met, years ago. The answer always stayed the same, whether it was true or false.
“No comment means yes.”
“No, it doesn’t.” He looked at Max, again almost burning his fingers while he tried to light another candle.  
“Do you ever masturbate?”
“Absolutely no comment.” He looked away from his friend.
“You see, it means “yes”.” Max walked away with the wine bottle. Tom followed, not being done with the conversation. They soon did change the subject, getting a bit too uncomfortable with the last one. From the corner of his eye, he saw (Y/N) talk to Bernie. He couldn’t hear what they were exactly talking about, but at a certain point, he saw Bernie widen his eyes… almost as if in horrific shock.
“Right, I think we’re ready.” Max clapped his hands. Bella and Patrick were already at the table. (Y/N) turned around from Bernie and looked down at Bella. “Bella, can you tell me where I can find…”
“Oh, sorry, yeah, yeah. It’s down the corridor on the right,” she said, understanding the problem without it being said. Patrick got up.
“I’ll show you. I’ll show you.” Tom almost choked on his drink. What was Pads doing? Before he could stop his younger brother, unfortunately, he had already walked into the corridor. (Y/N) walked behind him, smiling nervously at Tom. He smiled back, reassuring her it was gonna be fine. The moment she was in the corridor too, Bella and Max gathered around him. In a quick and hushed voice, she said: “Quickly, quickly, quickly. Talk very quickly. What are you doing here with (Y/F/N)?”
“(Y/F/N)?” Bernie said out loud, “What, the movie star?” Max and Bella tried to shush him. Bernie hit his head with the palm of his hand. “Oh god. Oh goddy God.”
“What did you say to her?” Tom asked scared. Right then, Patrick walked back in. His face almost the same color as the hideous red-orange shirt he was wearing.
“I can’t believe it. I don’t believe it. I actually walked into the loo with her.” Tom felt like he was about to faint. His brother just harassed his date, great. “I was still chatting when she started unbuttoning her jeans. She had to ask me to leave.” Max started laughing. In any different situation, Tom would have laughed too at the idiocracy of his little brother, but this was not okay.
“So you knew who she was?” Bernie asked Patrick, who was now laughing along with Max.
“Of course I did, but he didn’t!”  he started to laugh at Bernie, who rolled his eyes.
“Well, not instantly, but I got away with it though.” Tom slightly started to wish he hadn’t brought her with him.
Those thoughts did slowly fade, once dinner had actually started. The guinea-fowl had not been a complete disaster. The six of them were now talking and laughing about nonsense. Max left the table momentarily to get the cake.
“So, how’s the guinea-fowl?” he asked from the kitchen. He wasn’t looking at anyone in particular, but Tom knew it was mostly intended to (Y/N). She smiled and said: “Best guinea-fowl I’ve ever tasted.” That was a bit strange of her to say, Tom thought, as he had not seen her eat the poultry and he was pretty sure that he had read somewhere that (Y/N) was vegetarian. Anyway, he appreciated it how she didn’t want to hurt his friend's feelings.
Patrick put on the horrible blue hat that Bernie had given him. It looked horrendous, but he somehow pulled it off. There were many more laughs after Max had brought out the cake and the brownie. Patrick had blown out the candles and then they talked more while popping celebratory crackers. Tom couldn’t help it but gaze over at (Y/N) from time to time, who was sitting right opposite him. She didn’t say much through the whole evening. She mostly just observed while the others held their conversations. He doubted that she had many chances in her life to just do simple things like that: sit around a table with close friends and laugh. Nothing specific on anyone’s mind, while they stuff themselves with slightly overbaked cake.
“Having you here, (Y/N), firmly establishes what I’ve long suspected, that we really are the most desperate lot of under-achievers,” Max said as he shoved another piece of brownie into his mouth. Tom agreed. “I’m not saying it’s a bad thing,” Max added. “In fact, I think it’s something we should take pride in.” He looked as Bernie handed the plate of brownies to Tom and he, in his turn, gave it to Patrick. “I’m gonna give the last brownie as a prize to the saddest act here.” He smirked. Everybody was getting a bit excited, already thinking of some sad stories in their lives, in a chance to getting that brownie… at least, that’s what Tom was doing.
“Bern?” he suggested his friend goes first. Bernie looked surprised at the call of his name. Max, Bella, and Paddy started laughing. (Y/N) had also giggled a little bit.
“Alright, alright. Well, obviously it’s me, isn’t it?” he said, almost inaudible because of the piece of brownie still in his mouth. “I mean, I work in the city in a job I don’t understand and everyone keeps getting promoted above me. I haven’t had a girlfriend since, well, since puberty.” He swallowed the rest of his brownie. “And nobody fancies me...and if these cheeks get any chubbier, they never will.” With that, he put the last piece of his own fudge brownie into his mouth.
“Please, unless I’m much mistaken, your job still pays you rather a lot of money.” Max commented once Bernie was done pitying over himself, “While Paddy here earns twenty pence a week flogging his guts out in London’s worst record store.”
“Yes!” he agreed. “And I haven’t got hair, I’ve got…this” he pointed around his head. Tom had to admit, it looked rather tragic. “And I’ve got funny looking eyes and I’m attracted to cruel women. Actually, no one would want to marry me because my balls have actually started shrinking.” everyone laughed.
“You see, it’s incredibly sad,” Max concluded.
“Yeah, but on the other hand, his best friend is (Y/F/N),” Bella added.
“That’s true. I can’t deny it. She needs me. What can I say?” Paddy smiled while taking a tug at his cigarette.
“And most of her limbs work, whereas I’m stuck in this thing day and night, in a house full of ramps.” Bella sighed. “And to add insult to serious injury, I’ve totally given up smoking, my favorite thing. And uhm…” she looked at Max, who smiled at her lovingly, “Well, the truth is, we can’t have a baby.” A silence around the table fell. Tom shared a look with (Y/N), who was sitting right next to Bella and Max.
“Oh, Belle,” Tom felt so sorry for his friend. Tears were beginning to form in her eyes.
‘C’est la vie.” she sniffed. “Still, we’re lucky in lots of ways. But surely that’s worth a brownie.” She smiled.
“Well, I don’t know.” Max leaned forward in his seat, “Look at Thomas.” Tom laughed, knowing what will come next. “Very unsuccessful professionally.”
“That’s true.” Bella and Patrick agreed. Tom hoped that (Y/N) somehow managed not to hear any of this. Although, that was very unlikely to happen. His friends continued bashing his life. “Divorced. Used to be handsome, now kind of squidgy round the edges.” Max specifically looked at (Y/N) while he said this last part. She laughed with the rest. “And absolutely certain never to hear from (Y/N) again once she’s heard that his nickname at school was Floppy.” Before Max had finished the sentence, Tom tried to stop his friend, but he only said it louder, accompanied by Bernie.
“You did. I can’t believe it, you did.” His friends laughed even louder. “Thanks very much. Thank you.” he bowed down in his seat. “Well at least I get the last brownie, right?” he was already leaning forward, trying to reach the plate, when (Y/N) stopped him: “Well, wait, what about me?” The rest stopped laughing and looked at each other, a bit surprised. Even Tom had not expected her to join in.
“I’m sorry?” Max asked, “You think you deserve the brownie?”
“Well, a shot at it at least, huh?” she looked around the table, lastly at Tom. “Right, well, you will have to prove it,” he smirked, the brownie still in his hand. “I mean, this is a very, very good brownie and I’m gonna fight for it.” She thought for a moment and then started naming a list, that was, even for Tom, a bit too long: “I’ve… been on a diet every day since I was 19, which basically means I’ve been hungry for a decade.” she laughed, giving the rest an OK to join her. “I’ve had a series of not so nice boyfriends, one of whom hit me… And every time I get my heart broken, the newspapers splash it about as though it’s entertainment.” she gave a nervous laugh, the rest didn’t. Too captivated by her sad story.
“And it’s taken two rather painful operations to get me looking like this.”
“Really?” Paddy sounded fascinated.
“Really.” (Y/N) said, pointing first at her chin, then at her nose with a sly smile. “And one day, not long from now, my looks will go, they will discover I can’t act, and I will become some sad middle-aged woman who looks a bit like someone who was famous for a while.” Her eyes were transfixed onto one of the candles that stood on the table. Bella put down her cup and looked sadly at her, so did Max. From his angle, Tom couldn’t properly see what Patrick or Bernie were doing, but from his own actions and those of his other two best friends, he could assume it was something like it. Max stroke his chin, as if in deep thought.
“No, nice try, gorgeous, but you don’t fool anyone.” She started laughing at Max.
“Pathetic effort to hog the brownie.” Tom joked. On the inside, he wasn’t very sure if it was appropriate, but she kept smiling.
Not much later, it was already getting late and it was time for Tom to take (Y/N) back to her hotel.
“Thank you for such a terrific time.” She shook hands with Max and gave him a small kiss on the cheek. Max had wanted to say that he was delighted but suddenly fell very still. “That’s a great tie.”
“Now you’re lying,” he spoke.
“Okay, it’s true. I told you I was bad at acting.” She walked over to Bella. “It was lovely to meet you.”
“And you, and you. I’ll wait until you’ve gone before I tell him you’re a vegetarian.” Bella smiled. Max, who had been re-adjusting his tie, almost choked on it when he heard his wife say this. With terror in his eyes, he apologized. (Y/N) smiled and then walked to Patrick and Bernie. “Goodnight.”
“Look, I’m so sorry about the loo thing.” Tom wished he wouldn’t bring it back up again. It was already rather uncomfortable. “I meant to leave, but I just…”
“Happy birthday.” She said before Paddy would dig a whole he couldn’t get out of. He thanked her. “Sorry, can I just,” he gripped her in a small embrace. This was a definite sign for Tom to go.
“Leave her,” Tom pulled his younger brother off of her and lead (Y/N) back to the corridor. They all said “Bye” a few more times until the door between them was definitely closed. Tom and (Y/N) were already walking away when the sound of people laughing and screaming loudly could be heard from the inside of the green house. (Y/N) started to break out laughing too.
“Sorry. They always do that when I leave the house.” Tom joked. “It’s a stupid thing. I hate it. They continued walking, in silence once the screams of his friends died down.
“Floppy, huh?” she asked curiously, looking ahead.
“It’s the hair. It’s to do with the hair,” he explained. Tom saw on her face that there was another question she wanted to ask. “Why is she in a wheelchair?”
“Because she had an accident about 18 months ago.” He looked down at the ground, not sure if his friend wanted him to tell (Y/N) her whole story. He simply kept to the very basics of it.
“And the pregnancy thing, is that to do with the accident?”
“You know, I’m not sure. I don’t think they tried for kids before, as fate would have it.” They walked on in silence. It was not exactly the silence that would be called uncomfortable, but it was not the silence that you want to keep for long. It was a silence that Tom had a need to break. Just didn’t know with what.
“Do you want to…” he started talking before the full question actually had formed in his mouth. She looked at him, waiting for Tom to finish the question. “My place is just…”
“Too complicated.” She said. There were no clear emotions in her voice or her face. Yet, still, Tom understood what she meant.
“That’s fine.”  He put his hands in his pockets. Feeling a bit stupid he had asked her in the first place.
“Busy tomorrow?” She asked. He looked up at her, surprised.
“I thought you were leaving tomorrow.” they looked at each other and she smiled. “I was.”
They walked on, the streets were dark for the most part. Some bits lit up with the old lanterns and some lights coming from the houses around them. Tom was not sure how late it was. It didn’t feel past midnight, but it just as well may be already 3 in the morning.
“All these streets round here have these mysterious communal gardens in the middle of them.” He told her, while they passed a wall of bushes and hedge, separating two houses on either side. “They’re like little villages.
“Let’s go in.” She said when they were in front of the gate. It was towering above them, a big lock on eye height.
“No, that’s the point. They’re private villages. Only the people who live around the edges are allowed in.”  She turned to look at him, looking a bit disappointed.
“You abide by rules like that?” She raised an eyebrow mockingly.
“I don’t, no, no, but others do.” He started walking up to the gate. “And I just do what I want.” Tom pulled at the gate. It moved around but it was still far from opening. He saw that a part of the fence which was normally covered with ivy, was a bit visible, making it hopefully easier to climb over it. “Uhm… right.”  He pulled his leg up on a horizontal bar in the fence and started to pull himself up. He could already look over it when he felt his leg slip up. He could just manage to not fall on the ground. With a ground he kept his balance, mumbling a “Whoopsie-daisies.”
(Y/N) was laughing. “What did you say?” He turned around.
“Nothing.”
“Yes, you did.”
“No, I didn’t.”
She smiled knowing very well what he said: “You said whoopsie-daisies.”
“No one says whoopsie-daisies, do they? I mean unless they’re…”
“There is no “unless”. Because no one has said whoopsie-daisies for 50 years. And even then it was just little girls with blonde ringlets.” She could barely make out the words while laughing. Tom, feeling extremely embarrassed, just nodded and said: “Exactly, right.” He glanced at the gate, then at her, then at the gate again. “So here we go again.” He gripped the bars tightly and tried to pull himself. Alas, once again, he felt his legs slip and he fell against the wall of ivy that covered the rest of the iron fence. “Whoopsie-daisies,”  he exclaimed as he this time really fell on the ground. (Y/N) laughed loudly at his actions.
“Yeah, well, it’s a disease. It’s a clinical thing.” He got up and turned to her. “I’m taking pills and having injections. And I’m told it won’t last long so…”
“Okay, stand aside,” she shooed him away. Tom did as she told him. “I don’t think that’s a good idea,” he said as she was eyeing down the fence. “Really, it’s quite tricky. (Y/N)... (Y/N), don’t, it’s harder than it…” She was already at the top and pulling her leg over the fence. “No, it’s not. It’s easy.” She got her second leg over it and jumped down on to the little wall next to the gate. She held onto a thick tree branch to keep her balance.
“Come on, Flopsy.” She said, looking ahead of her and leaving Tom behind the gate.
“Right. Right!” He could do it. He had to do it. He couldn’t leave (Y/N) alone in the garden. For the third time, he gripped onto the bars at the top of the fence and pulled himself up. With a groan, he managed to stay up there. Now was the really hard part. He had to manage to get over to the other side. He tried not to think about the spiked bars that were right underneath him while he pulled his leg over the fence.
“Oh, God. This could be very unpleasant.” He said to himself. He managed to get one leg over it. Now the other one and he would be there. OK. Slowly, carefully, he pulled his other leg over the fence. Then he could feel his hand slip from one of the iron bars. He swung a bit to the right, hitting his knee on the gate. He groaned in pain.
(Y/N) was standing a few feet away from him. In an open space of the garden. She was turned with her back to him.
“Now what in the world in this garden could make that ordeal worthwhile?” He said as he reached her. His knee still hurt, but he tried not to think about it. (Y/N) turned to him and kissed him. It threw him off a bit. Why did she have to kiss him everytime he wasn’t ready? Once, just once, he wanted to be the one to make her feel like that.
She pulled away before he could do anything, and smiled. Tom felt his cheeks heat up a bit. “Nice garden.” He had to keep it a bit cool. She rolled her eyes and pulled his hand as she started walking. He hadn’t even noticed when she grabbed it.
They walked around for ages. Talking about nothing and everything. They looked around, even though there was barely anything visible in the dark. Finally, they stopped in front of a wooden bench in the middle of a clearing. A lamp behind them made it possible for them to see the engraving that was added to the backrest. (Y/N) read it out loud: “For June who loved this garden, from Joseph who always sat beside her.” underneath that, stood: June Wetherby 1917 - 1992, with a shamrock. She looked at it amazed, while Tom couldn’t keep his eyes from her. She looked so beautiful in the night light. The one street light illuminating her profile and making her eyes sparkle.
“Some people do spend their whole lives together.” she gasped and sat down on the bench. She looked at the sky. There weren’t many stars visible, due to the clouds and light pollution in general. Tom stood there, a few feet away from the bench. His legs started to move backward. It felt like she wanted to be alone.
“Come and sit with me.” She said. He did exactly that.
The next morning, Tom woke up late. He was supposed to meet (Y/N) at the movies and he couldn’t find his glasses anywhere. He had gotten out of the shower, he ran around the flat looking for them. Water still dripping off of him while he tried to hold on to the towel around his waist.
“Have you seen my glasses?” He asked Harrison, who lay half awake on the couch, his feet on the table in front of him. He hummed out: “No, afraid not.”
“Big, big bollocks.” he looked at the bookshelf, “Average day, my glasses are everywhere. Everywhere I look there’s a pair of glasses. But when I want to go to the cinema they’ve vanished.” He turned over pillows and threw some clothes around. “It’s one of life’s real cruelties.”
“That’s compared to, like, earthquakes in the Far East or testicular cancer, is it?” Harrison said, not looking up from his paper. Tom wanted to comment on his flatmate's sentence, but when he looked up his eyes caught a glance at the clock on the desk.
“Oh shit, is that the time?” He ran upstairs to get dressed. When he ran back down, he yelled out to Harrison: “Thanks for all your help on the glasses thing.”
“Oh, you’re welcome,” he said, still not looking up from the article he was reading. “Did you find them?”
“Sort of.” Tom groaned as he couldn’t find the sleeve of his jacket.
“Great.”
He only had one other option, except for going to see the movie half blind. So, when the movie started and the lights went off, he put on his diving goggles. (Y/N) almost started crying from laughter when she looked at him. He didn’t mind. He knew he looked like a twat.
During the movie, she would keep throwing popcorn at his face, scaring him every time as he couldn’t see her because of the goggles blocking most of his peripheral vision.
After the movie, they went to a sushi restaurant. It was an average dinner time, so the place was quite packed. Every table was occupied with people talking and laughing. Including the one where Tom and (Y/N) were seated. They had a table at the window. There wasn’t much of a view except for the plants growing outside. They had been talking about their own lives. Just getting to know each other a bit better.
“So who left who?” she asked him. Somehow they managed to land on the topic of his tragic divorce.  Normally he didn’t like to talk about it but he felt comfortable around her. “Er - she left me.”
“Why?” she stirred the drink in her hand. Tom had to think about how to make his story less pathetic.
“She saw through me.” he smiled a lightly. She brought her glass to her lips. “Oh-oh, that’s not good.”
A laughter from behind them broke out. There was a table with a couple of businessmen. They all looked to Tom as neither could pronounce any of the dishes that they were currently eating. Their laughter getting louder and more obnoxious.
“You can give me (Y/F/N) any day.” One of them said. (Y/N) raised an eyebrow as she listened to what the man had to say. There was a small wall between their tables so the man couldn’t see her or Tom.
“I didn’t like her last film.” Another one commented. “Fell asleep as soon as the lights went down.” She gave Tom a look of “fair enough”.
“I don’t really care what the film’s like.” the first guy said. “Any film with her in, it’s fine by me.” The man laughed. (Y/N) smiled. A third man added to the conversation: “She’s not my type at all. I prefer the other one. You know, blonde, sweet looking. You know, what’s her name? Has an orgasm every time you take her out for a cup of coffee.” (Y/N) mouthed the words “Meg Ryan” to Tom just as the man at the next table said it too in a chorus.
“No, she’s too wholesome.” the first one talked again. “You see, the point about Miss (Y/L/N) is she’s got that twinkle in her eye.” She gave Tom a seductive look with a wink and smirked, then started laughing. The conversation of the men at the next table continued: “Probably drug0induced. Spends most of her life in bloody rehab.” She rolled her eyes.
“Well, whatever. She’s so clearly up for it.” (Y/N) the smile disappeared from her face. She listened in concentration to what they had to say about her. “I mean, you see, most girls, they’re all like, “stay away chum”. But (Y/N)...” he made a disgusting sound. “She is absolutely gagging for it.” Tom saw her getting a bit uncomfortable. He wanted to do something about it. Those guys were being extreme dicks.
“Do you know that in over 50% of languages, the word for “actress” is the same as the word for ‘prostitute’?” They started laughing. One of them asked where his friend got that “fact” from.
“And (Y/N) is your definitive actress,” the same guy said it, with his mouth full.
“Right, that’s it. Sorry.” Tom got up, now really sick of it. His heart was raging with anger.  Who did they think they were, talking like that about another person. About (Y/N). The sweetest, most beautiful woman he had ever met. She tried to stop him, but it didn’t work. He walked up to the table of dicks while they were enjoying another of their vulgar comments about the girl that was sitting just a table away from them.
“Sorry, sorry to disturb you guys, but…” they looked up at Tom, still laughing. One of them, the one who had made most of the remarks asked: “Can I help?”
“Well, yeah,” Tom said. “I wish I hadn’t overheard your conversation, but I...I did. And, I just think, you know the person you’re talking about is a real person and I think she probably deserves a little bit more consideration rather than having jerks like you drooling over her.” he didn’t want to pull her into it. He could handle it himself.
The guy in front of him scoffed. “Oh, sod off, mate. What are you, her dad?” they all started laughing obnoxiously again. Tom wanted to say that he was her boyfriend, in fact. But was he? They’ve only been on two dates, one including his brothers birthday party one night ago. You wouldn’t call it a relationship really. Before he could come back with a remark, he could feel her tug at his arm, pulling him backward.
“I’m sorry,” Tom said embarrassed at his failure to defend her.
“No, I love that you tried.” Ow, that hurt. “Time was I’d have done the same thing. In fact…” They had been walking to the exit when she stopped. She put on a smile on her face and walked back, straight to the table of jerks. Tom followed her but stayed in the distance as she neared the table. “Hi,” she said. Tom couldn’t see her face, but the expressions on the guys’ faces were priceless. The color of their faces vanished as they looked up at her.
“Oh my God!” said the most obnoxious one of all.
“I just wanted to apologize for my friend. He’s very sensitive.” The guy shot up, his chopsticks held on to a piece of fish that were on the verge of falling to the ground and he held his pint in a way that it could spill if he only moved his hand by a millimeter. He stammered something that could be a start to an apology. (Y/N) stopped him. “No, no, no, leave it. I’m sure you didn’t mean any harm. I’m sure it was just friendly banter… I’m sure you guys have dicks the size of peanuts.” She added the last part through gritted teeth, probably still trying to smile.  “Enjoy your dinner. The tuna’s are really good.” and she turned around. Tom walked after her, giving the guys one last look. They still looked paralyzed as they watched her walk away.
“I shouldn’t have done that. I shouldn’t have done that,” she repeated it all the way up to the entrance of the Ritz.
“No, you were brilliant,” Tom assured her.
“I’m rash and I am stupid.” she laughed at herself, “What am I doing with you?” she looked him in the eyes.
“I don’t know, I’m afraid.” He really didn’t. How had he managed to convince the amazing (Y/N) to go out on a date with him? It was a miracle.
“I don’t either.” They reached the entrance of the hotel. (Y/N) looked inside and then at Tom again. “Here we are.”
“Yes.” He didn’t know what to do. “Well, look…”
“Do you wanna come up?” she asked.
“Well, there seem to be lots of reasons why I shouldn’t, so���”
“There are lots of reasons.” she agreed. “Do you wanna come up?” Tom simply nodded. “Give me five minutes.” She walked away with a smirk. When she disappeared behind the door, Tom leaned against the wall. This was really happening. He would go up to her room. Where they would be alone. And, possibly, kiss…
Four minutes and thirty seconds later, Tom walked inside. He got into the elevator, pressed the same number three button he did last time and the doors closed. When they opened again he was on the third floor. Immediately taking a turn to the right, he walked on. This time there were no journalists. No interviews. It would just be him and her. He knocked on the door.
(Y/N) opened. They said hi. Tom walked up to her to kiss her, but she had moved slightly, causing his lips to land on her cheek. He wasn’t mad. “To be able to do that is such a wonderful feeling.” He confessed with a smile.
“You’ve got to go,” she whispered.
“Why?”
“Because my boyfriend, who was in America, is, in fact, now in the next room.” She pointed to the wall next to her.
“Boyfriend?” Tom didn’t understand. He thought he was the boyfriend. Or, at least, possibly on his way there. Was it too bold of an assumption?
“Yes.” She wanted to explain but as if on cue a voice from the other room called: “Hey, baby, who is it?”
“It’s a…” (Y/N) didn’t manage to mumble out much. Out of the next room, walked out a man, who Tom couldn’t help but think that he would fit perfectly around the jerks from the restaurant. He looked at Tom suspecting.
“Uh… Room service.” Tom improvised.
“Oh. How are you doing?” he smiled. Tom had to admit, the man looked a mess. “I thought you guys always wore those penguin coats?” he joked. Tom had to go along.
“Usually we do. But I was just changed to go home. And..uhm… then I thought I’d take this final call.”  
“Oh, great. If you don’t mind, I would like something, too.” He was unbuttoning the cuffs of his shirt. “Could you bring me up some really, really cold water?”
Tom barely heard the words, still confused about the whole situation. She had a boyfriend. Who was standing right in front of him? Blankly, he said: “I’ll see what I can do.”
“Still, not sparkling.”
“Absolutely, Ice-cold still water.”
He removed the dress shirt, under which he had a normal grey t-shirt. “Unless, of course, it’s illegal in the UK to serve beverages below room temperature. I wouldn’t want you going to jail just to satisfy my whim, now.” he joked. Tom didn’t exactly understand it, but smiled.
“No, I’m sure it’s fine.”
“Thanks.” he left to the bathroom. (Y/N) looked at Tom and was about to say something when her boyfriend came back. “Hey, one more thing, if you don’t mind, could you adiós those dirty dishes and take out the trash, too?” Tom was sure that under any other circumstance, he would be a really great guy, but now he just seemed like a huge dick. As if in trance, Tom stepped in and went over to the table where the plates lay. (Y/N) tried to push him back.
“No. No. Don’t do that. I don’t think it’s his job to clear.” she explained to her boyfriend who looked at her weirdly.
“Oh, I’m sorry. I’m sorry. What’s your name, man?” Tom couldn’t think of his own name. Completely blanking on everything… maybe he was having a seizure? Yes! And these were all some cruel hallucinations. That must be it. Tom just said the first name that popped into his brain: “Bernie.”
“Oh, listen, Bernie, thank you, I really appreciate it.” the man pulled out a note and put it in Tom’s hand. He didn’t see how much it was. Then, he went over and kissed her. Right in front of Tom. The audacity to pull her in so close, just like Tom wanted to do ever since he met her. He pulled away.
“So, tell me, tell me, tell me. Good surprise or nasty surprise?” She stared at him, definitely surprised, then said: “Good surprise.”  
“Oh, you’re such a liar.” he shook his head excited. He turned to Tom to tell him that “She hates surprises.” How funny, Tom thought, he hates them too. “Hey, what are you gonna order?”
“Huh?” she looked confused at her boyfriend, who suddenly was jumping with energy.
“From him,” he pointed at Tom, “What are you gonna order?”
“Oh, uhm… I haven’t decided yet.” She confessed.
“Well, don’t overdo it.” he walked away to the bathroom. “I don’t want people saying, there goes that famous actor the big fat girlfriend.” If Tom wasn’t scared of him hitting him back, he would have punched the shit out the guy.
“I should leave,” he whispered when the bathroom door closed. (Y/N) looked at him with broken eyes. He picked up the dirty plates and the waste bucket. (Y/N) rushed her hand through her hair, clearly feeling nervous and uncomfortable. Tom wanted to make her feel better, but it wasn’t his place to do so. Not with her boyfriend in the room next door. “This is a fairly strange reality to be faced with.” he sighed.
“I’m so sorry,” she whispered, her words were getting a bit stuck in her throat. “I don’t… know what to say.”
“Well,” he looked away for a second, “I think goodbye is traditional.” he hated goodbyes. He hated traditional. Especially both together, if it had to do with her. In her eyes, he could see she was thinking the same.
(Y/N) walked him out, apologizing once more. Tom walked down the empty corridor, now feeling much colder than when he was walking there before. He left the plates in front of another room, knowing that the actual room service would clean it when they saw it.
Finally, outside, he was met with fresh air, but he still couldn’t breathe. He started walking wherever his legs were taking him, which was apparently the bus stop. The red vehicle didn’t come much later. Of course, it was one of those that promoted the HELIX movie. Her beautiful face right in the middle of it.
Tom stepped inside, paid for a ticket and then walked all the way to the back. There were other places for him to sit, but he felt like the last row would be isolating, very fitting to his current situation and feeling.
Once he got home all he wanted to do was fall into his bed and fall asleep, hopefully never to wake up again. But he couldn’t even close his eyes. He lay wide awake for at least an hour. He wondered what he could do to get the sleep to hit his brain. He knew that there was a movie theatre not far from the flat which had late screenings. Maybe there was something.
There was definitely something. Unfortunately, the only movie that still had tickets available was HELIX. Tom had no other choice. He purchased the ticket and went inside. There weren’t many people in the small room.
He wanted to hate it. He wanted to hate her. But his heart wouldn’t let him. She still looked as beautiful as she did yesterday, before all of that in the hotel room happened, before the boyfriend. Tom watched (Y/N) walk in slow-motion. Her space suit shiny from all the touch ups the editors had made to the film. He watched her stop in the middle of the hall of the space station and put on her helmet. He listened to her saying her lines, but nothing stuck. He couldn’t concentrate on anything.
“Come on. Open up.” Harrison was sitting opposite of him on the sofa. “This is me. Hazza.” He made some sad jazz-hands. It somehow made Tom chuckle a bit.
“I’m in contact with some quite important spiritual vibrations. Come on. Hit me with it.” Tom looked at his flatmate. Not really sure if he was the person who he should tell this to. But Harrison was the only person there and Tom at least hoped he could trust him a little bit. He took a deep breath before talking.
“There’s this girl.”
“Aha.” Harrison nodded along. “See, I’d been getting a female vibe. Good. Speak on, dear friend.”
“Er- she’s someone who… can’t be mine.” Tom stared into his cup of now cold tea. “And it’s as if I’ve taken love heroin and now I can’t ever have it again.” he laughed at his stupid analogy. “I’ve opened Pandora’s Box and there’s this trouble inside.”
Harrison leaned back. “Hmmm, yeah. Tricky. Tricky.” He talked very slowly. “I knew a girl at school called Pandora.” Tom wasn’t sure where that came from or what it had to do with anything he had just said.
“Never got to see her box though.” Harrison giggled idiotically.
“Right. Right, thanks, that’s very helpful.” Harrison kept on giggling.
“You didn’t know she had a boyfriend?” Max asked. Together with Bella, Paddy, and Bernie, they were eating dinner at Tony’s new restaurant. It had been open for a few weeks already and they were, with the exception of two others, the only diners there that night.
“No. No. Why, did you?” he looked up from his food. Had his best friends known and not told him?  Max didn’t respond, just raised an eyebrow to Bernie and continued eating his soup. “Oh, bloody hell. I don’t believe it. My whole life ruined because I don’t read Hello! magazine.”
“Let’s face facts. This was always a no-win situation. Y/N)’s a goddess.” Tom definitely agreed with that. “You know what happens to mortals who get involved with the gods.”
“Buggered, is it?”
“Every time.” he smiled to Tom weakly. “But don’t despair, I think I have the solution to your problems.” Tom wasn’t so sure about that.
“Really?”
Max nodded proudly, straightened the napkin on his lap and announced: “Her name is Tessa, and she works in the contracts department.” Tom laughed at the idea of a blind date. So did the rest of his friends. “The hair I admit is unfashionably frizzy. But she’s bright as a button, and kisses like a nymphomaniac on death row.” Bella stopped laughing and looked Max dead in the eyes. “Apparently.” He added quickly, too scared of his wife.
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