#we stan a woke queen

[lives4lovesworld]

Truly wish dany/targaryens stans would stop bothering. The amount of daily posts that aim to "counter" or even pander to nonsensical anti bs is excessive and after years quite honestly boring and tedious.

Quite frankly I fail to understand what we gain from this, adhering to a holier-than-thou moral code, especially since no one else is compelled to even pretend to do so? Is the goal here for them be completely distorted to the point they resemble other characters? antis supposed favorites? As uninteresting to us as they subconsciously are to their stans? Which is the real problem here and the reason why they are the way they are (hypocritical stealing clowns and nuisances?) But perhaps I have a completely different less-morality-bound approach to consuming media in my free time than the rest of my fellow stans.

No downplaying/refuting Valyrian blood purity, empathizing non-Valyrian marriages, pointing out the origin of slavery are found in Old Ghis and not the Freehold, no opting for the most gracious interpretation of members of House Targaryen will ever stop antis from painting and hypocritically single out everything Targaryen/Valyrian related as kkk- or "imperialistic" coded or whatever woke buzzword of the day. They live to pretend-clutch their pearls and hold only them to modern standards of a fantastical utopia, while every other feudal character can be as archaic as expected from their pseudomedvial upbringing with their houses being wardlords

Speaking for me, I STAN their blood purity and incest. For me, IT IS a defining characteristic of House Targaryen that makes them unique, no matter how "problematic" it may be. I STAN it because GRRM fabricated scandalous, passionate love stories that I chose to interpret as consensual and politically advantageous, that brought forward incredible, magical gorgeous characters able to ride dragons that inspire love and envy alike. Who shine all the brighter when one contrasts them with literally any other characters and unions that are and breed doomed mediocrity and are born out of stale duty. I perhaps have a bais for pure blooded Targaryens that look the part than any prefect bastards or half breeds, or targ x targ to any other couple.

I also stan cruel Maegor, particularly for showing Oldtown its place and declawing the Militant Faith because I enjoy reading about the presumptuous Christian Vatican equivalent getting its ass handed to them. I stan Rhaenyra and she still can be a pampered proud princess-turned-queen. The same way I prefer canon Daemon as a rogue, an ambitious prince who seduced his brother's heir with perhaps also political hopes in mind and because he wanted his gorgeous niece as a bride instead of his cold barren wife. A legend that slay the pathetic cunt that was his nephew.

And while I'm at it: I also refuse to care about every "likeable"/pitiful character simply because it would be the "morally right" thing to do, nor will I root for the characters I like to do it. I don't care for Helaena and her children, nor the strong boys or any half-considered-"poc" Targaryen, nor will I even pretend to see "reason" in the greens actions, nor do I even want to see Dany "overcome her hatred"/bais against the usurper's dogs and any descendants of them. Or for her to be that altruistic to turn away from the throne to save humanity.

No amount of "call-out-posts" what a misogynist, racist, cultist, classist or elistist I am will change that because why OH WHY should I give a fuck about what anyone online thinks of me. Why should I allow anyone to bully me into streamline my enjoyment?

Especially by the people that do not even have the decorum of pretend to have any sort of decency. So they can use the most misogynistic, classist language and expect submission to their attempts to rule fandom spaces with iron fists and delusions, and canonize their favorites' sainthood and entitlement to feudal supremacy often only because they ✨️suffered prettily✨️ and fit some anesthetics while I must tolerate them trying to scold me into caring so greatly about fictional grey faceless mass of common people that would die were my favorites to pursue their ambitions. Meanwhile the same people would have any would-be-subjects die of famine and cold as long as their favorites get their crowns GRRM would never grant them in canon anyway. Give me a break. And let's not even start on how dragons and incest are suddenly the solutions as long as they don't belong and is not practiced by Targaryens.

To make this clear: this post is NOT a not-so-subtle incognito-anti post of ✨️i lOve all mY wAr CrimInaL eUqally!;' LeT tHeM bE mAd AnD unHinGed uwu,"! love all mY mOderAte chAsTe hoPes Of the fUtUres and mAd imPeriAlistS. 🥰✨️

I simply wanted to say; perhaps we should NOT GIVE A FUCK, "own" the """""bad""""" and be "problematic" and "irrational" in our selective love for characters and houses like EVERYBODY FUCKING ELSE.

#asoiaf #✨️fandom wank✨️ #house targaryen #targnation #fuck this fandom #daenerys targaryen #maegor targaryen #rhaenyra targaryen #daemon targaryen #others

[axel-skz]

You’re not funny…

Part 1, Part 2

Can be read as a oneshot

A/N: ok so I’m keeping it nice and sweet rn lol ive been taking forever to write but I finally managed to push myself into doing it. Right, lets do the song roulette and see what we get… I got an ad 😭 ok wait, we got… TMT 🥳👯‍♀️🥳

Minho came over in the morning and he sighed when you opened the door.

‘If I could freeze time and spend 50 years worth of time with you, I would.’

You laughed, ‘life got you down, huh?’

‘Understatement of the entire century,’ he said while walking in.

When he put his stuff down, he yawned dramatically then walked over and gave you a hug.

‘Damn, someone needs to sleep,’ you tried to mask your worry with humour. It really was worrying how it became a normal thing for him to come over and go straight to sleep. ‘In need of a nap?’

He nodded into your shoulder, ‘I sleep best when I’m here… I don’t get why I can’t sleep as restfully at home. I’m also sorry I spend whatever time we have sleeping so much.’

‘Min, I’m here to care for you. If you need to sleep and this is where you sleep best, I’m nothing but happy to see you rest.’

He groaned, ‘don’t sayyy thattt!!! I’ll never want to leave. I’ll retire and hide here for the rest of my life like a hobo.’

You laughed, ‘I mean, atleast then no one cuts your hair. I would have to agree with stay, it looks too good long. Oh, stay would kill me too for harbouring you.’

‘I’ll protect you. So will my stans,’ he pulled away and winked.

‘Ok, now you need to stop because I might actually end up keeping you here,’ you gave him a kiss then lead him to your room. ‘Nap time!’

He laughed as he followed behind you. You guys got into comfortable clothes and bundled up in blankets. He was laying with his face in your neck and you had one of your hands in his hair, massaging his scalp. It was the epitome of comfort.

‘Min, you feeling any better?’

He sleepily replied, ‘shh, I’ll kill you if you wake me’

You gasped dramatically as you pulled your hand away from his hair, ‘you said you loved me!’

‘I can love you and want to kill you,’ he pulled your arm back to his hair.

‘Ever the romantic, aren’t you?’

He shushed you even louder and covered your mouth. You laughed but the quietened down to let him sleep. You kept running your fingers through his hair soothingly and slowly, you drifted off to sleep too.

You laughed half asleep when you heard him snore. You really wished you could be here with him forever, it would be so nice never having to worry about him leaving.

When you woke up, it was dark now, he was still asleep so you carefully got up. You left to go get some food from a shop a few minutes from your house. While you were waiting for the food, you got some texts.

‘My crazy cat lady ♥️,’ the name made you laugh everytime you saw it.

My crazy cat lady: why have you abandoned me? I feel so cold…so alone…so isolated…and you have no chocolate anywhere…

Y/N: I’m getting food, you drama queen. I already binged all the chocolate two days ago so its on you for thinking I’d have any 😘

My crazy cat lady: I feel less abandoned now, but bring it faster. You’ve been gone for like a million years.

Y/N: how long have you been awake?

My crazy cat lady: 5 minutes.

Y/N: 💀 you get on my nerves more then anyone else

My crazy cat lady: Crying. Thank you so much.

Y/N: I’m gonna take longer on purpose now.

My crazy cat lady: why must you play with my heart?!

Y/N: because I love you so much :)

My crazy cat lady: you’re lucky I love you too.

Y/N: <33 I’m still gonna take extra time

My crazy cat lady: the question is, why do I love you?

Y/N: my irresistible charm?

My crazy cat lady: no… thats me…

Y/N: I’ll eat the food myself here… don’t test me…

My crazy cat lady: oh yeah, you’re like the most beautiful, irresistible person I’ve ever met!

Y/N: ikr ;)

My crazy cat lady: my food :’) please

Y/N: yeah yeah, I’m on my way.

You got home and you guys spent the rest of the night watching movies and eating. You were very conscious of the fact you had 24 hours till he would be leaving. It was always in the back of your mind.

A/N: it feels rn like the universe hates me but here we are lmao. I hope this was nice, I needed the jokey fluffy moment. I’ll try to upload sooner this time. Hope you like this, remember to like, repost and leave feedback. If you have any requests, lemme know. I’m listening to chill rn so if you hate me… chill :)

DISCLAIMER: Pictures don’t belong to me, credit to the respective owners.

Part 4

#stray kids #skz #skz fanfic #skz imagines #skz x reader #stray kids scenarios #lee know #skz stay #skz world domination #skz lee know #skz minho #stray kids minho #lee minho #skz fluff #fluff #stray kids fluff #lee know x reader #lee know fluff #gender neutral reader #skz scenarios #love stray kids #lovestay

[actualbird]

Saw your post about how you knew Luke was for you from the very beginning. I just had to say, I also really like Luke and knew he was my type from the beginning but when I told my sister, who absolutely wasn't into otome games at all and just listened to me gush about the couple I liked, heard me say, "This guy is my favorite. I don't know why. I just like him. I feel like he'll be my favorite." (Context my main favorite otome at the time was Mr Love: Queen's Choice and my favorite guys were Gavin and Kiro). My sister was like, "Of course you do. That dude looks like if Gavin and Kiro were fused together." And I felt absolutely called out. But, hilariously, my sister actually got super into it and knew Marius would be the guy she would like and so I would send her like images I would find of the game before it ever got the national release. I sent that one promo of like the Train event with Luke and Marius where Luke takes Rosa on like an African safari and for the life of me I can't remember where Marius takes Rosa even though I read the freaking card... Anyway, my sister's response to this was: "Aw... I didn't ship them until this moment." Which came absolutely out of no where because normally it takes her a while to like ship characters and I honestly didn't see it at the time. But then she wrote this cute little romantic story where the images were somehow connected and I slowly fell in love and she made me ship MariLuke. And now it's like one of my favorite ships and I still write stuff for it and my sister and I still write stuff for it. And we started shipping it back June 2021 before we even freaking knew the characters (beyond like bios and minor spoilers) which will never not be funny. Anyway, your posts bring me joy as a fellow Luke, Marius, and MariLuke lover. Thank you so much. <3

oh my gosh what a delightful ask, i love how ur a fellow "Luke Stan From The Beginning Of Time"-er and how ur sister ended up liking marius but most of all i am absolutely bamboozled because

you have me beat

me, broke: loving luke before global release

you, woke: SHIPPING MARILUKE BEFORE GLOBAL RELEASE

i bow down to you. i didnt start shipping mariluke until the Symphony Of The Night event HAHA. i wish you and your sister a happy and prosperous time creating marilukes!! yall have exquisite taste <3

#asks #twin-books #you and your sister have enlightened minds

[wetheoriginals]

"who cares if stans pressured her to post"

me who would hope she would want to post something because she genuinely felt in her heart she wanted to and not because her stans were mad at her for not saying something

very glad she will bring in donations because of her huge following but we are allowed to be skeptical and disappointed about how it happened

you should absolutely always be skeptical of anything and everything you see online, that's practicing good critical thinking! but the definition of disappointed is "when someone has failed to fulfill one's hopes or expectations" which i don't think fits the bill here because to anyone who expected anything from z have we been following the same celebrity these past few years? maybe you still put her on a pedestal and truly believe that she's the woke queen she was originally marketed to you as? if that's the case i advise you stop and smell the roses if you want to continue to be a fan.

[chimerathewriter]

Oh my god is 2023 and I have seen a lot of delulus this year I will list yall a bunch

Billy Hargrove stabs who hoped that he would have come back even if we saw his racist abusive should live that fine body he didn't deserve. And about him being racist...

Stranger Things stans who started to throw racial slurs when Lucas showed up in the trailer playing basketball and thought that he betrayed the gang.

Stranger Things stans again who made fun of Lucas Sinclair hair, as if is not the most time accurate

Again Stranger Things stans who made racist jokes so that Caleb could notice them. And the ones who tried to invalidate Caleb's expurience with racism.

House of the Dragon stans saying that Targaryen incest is better that Lannister incest bffr, and if you tried to say that Jamie raped Cercei yes even Aegon

Aemond Targaryen stans, trying to completely victimise him, if Jace died that night with that rock yall would be silence

Team Green stans saying that team Green is morally better than team black, nope the writers cut a lot of things

Alicent and Rhaenyra shouldn't be idolise as iconic feminist. Because Alicent was indeed a victim of the pathriarchy but she still let his son be a rapist and become King. Rhaenyra wanted the crown and power not because she's a woman she just want to have power just for herself.

Alicent stans who think she never wanted Rhaenyra's demise, delulu as hell if the writers followed the book 100% yall mouth would be shut

Aegon Targaryen stans

Team Black stans who completely ignore how Viserys ignored his other children for his grown ass daughter. And think that Luke shouldn't have a little bit of accountability

Team Black stans who think that Daemon is a good person

Team Black stans supporting blood and cheese

Writers who decided to change some parts of the story

The bitxh who told me that house Martell is white

People who are racist to the black cast of Hotd

Genshin Impact stans

Stans who think that the representation thingy is not a big deal but poc players have to look at their culture being whitewashed

Stans who say Sumeru isn't inspired from North African, Middle Eastern and South Asian culture

Stans who say that the adultificatiom of little girl character is not weird

Ppl who simp for the 1000 Yr looking boy

Miracolous Ladybug stans who hate Marinette beign a stalker (and becase she rejected Chat many times, but we ain't gonna talk how chat is 2 persistent? OK just close your eyes) and praise Cloe even if at this point she's an irredeemable character and the new episode ugh

Girlies who say that Selwyn is the better love interest when Nick is standing right there

The white reader who didn't like Babylon because she didn't related with the main character

Quentin Tarantino stans

MCU stans

White Wanda Vision stans

TVDU stans

The bros who says woke

American Psycho stans

Jk Rowling stans

Hp stans who say there aren't racist undertones in the book

Some yt Encato Stans

Lore of Olympus Stans

Kpop Stans

I Army that tries to put their opinions in Korean politics

Defending Stephanie Meyers racist writing just because she's mormon

Holland Roden stans

Harry Potter stans who ignore the Maruder girls for new gen of Harry potter

People who fancast darkskin black Maruders biracial

People who cast Peter skinny

People who get angry at poc Maruder fancast

People who say that they don't like the new interview with the vampire series, they like everything except Louis and Claudia casting

Now we all know why don't yall like the casting, go and Stan your non canon white movie, and live us queens alone

And lastly

White one direction stans who say that the guys were under contract is for this they couldn't defend Zayn against racism and islamophobia

I still have alot probably I will do a fandoms slander series

#house of the dragon #miraculous ladybug #twilight #teen wolf #legendborn #stranger things #genshin impact #Mcu #quentin tarantino #game of thrones #Tvdu #stephanie meyer #one direction #zayn malik #lore of olympus #interview with the vampire #amc interview with the vampire #encanto #babylon #Kpop #harry potter #marauders

[wendytestabrat]

more disney movies i’ve just tortured myself with

•pocahontas - wow i was not expecting this movie to be THAT bad. the story is flat af and woke for no reason bc disney felt like they had to make a native american princess without fleshing her out as a character. also there was 0 chemistry between her and john smith dhsjsjks. also i hate how disney movies always have to have an unecessary animal sidekick that takes up 80% of the screen time. that racoon was annoying af.

•lion king - this is a RLLY good movie ngl i get why everyone says it’s the best disney movie. it’s still overtated af tho and everyone acts like it’s the best animated movie of all time when it aint. never as a little kid was i willingly like “i wanna watch lion king!1!1!” LOL. but yeah this movie gets everything right that makes for a good film, there’s a clear hero’s journey and a facedown between the protagonist and villain.

•101 dalmations - this movie is actually rlly good and surprised me bc i was expecting it to be lame. cruella de vil is a QUEEN.

•the little mermaid - yeah this is def one of the better disney princess movies. i’ve already seen this movie 57389292 times but i had to watch it again to look back on it in retrospect

•mulan - this movie is rlly good but prob not as good as the little mermaid, beauty and the beast, & aladdin. i mean this came out in 1998 while those movies were in the early 90s so u can tell there was a bit of decline here for disney especially after pocahontshit. “reflection” SLAPS tho.

•cinderella 3: a twist in time - ima flat out say it, this movie is a MASTERPIECE and prob better than the original cinderella. cinderella’s character is actually interesting here and they give her something to do rather than singing to a bunch of birds and marrying a prince she’d just met a day ago like in the first movie bc she’s one of the lamest disney princesses, but here she’s fully fleshed out.

•lion king 2: simba’s pride - this movie was absolute garbage and boring af and a total downgrade from the first. like the villain lions and their expressions were way too exaggerated and over the top like BITCH WE GET IT they’re the bad guys lol. also simba was unlikable and racist to lions with black manes smh. timon carried the whole thing (which he did in the first movie too)

this binge was pretty decent for the most part (prob bc most of them were from the renaissance era) and this selection of movies weren’t too horrible, but i still don’t know how much longer i can keep suffering from this torment so let’s see how many more of these torturous films i can crank out before i die of cringe lol

also i feel like matt & trey are secret disney stans lol

#disney #walt disney #cinderella 3 a twist in time #cinderella #cinderella 3 #the little mermaid #101 dalmations #pocahontas #lion king #lion king 2 #mulan

[abbatoirablaze]

Into The Blue, Chapter 4

Word Count:  758

Homelander’s jaw tightened as he stared at her. 

It had been weeks since she woke up and tried to go after The Deep. 

His heart ached. 

How was Kevin…the fish guy…how was he the superhero that she could sense the most sadness and pain in?  How did his pain not match the b-rate superhero that was in the team with him?

“You were stupid to believe in him, you know,” Homelander muttered to her.  She laid still in the tank, oblivious to what was going on around her.  The medical coma that Edgar and the team had put her back into had long since worked, and she remained suspended in whatever dream she’d been latched onto, “The Deep…you woke up for him and not me?”

“Feeling sorry for yourself, again?”

Homelander snapped around quickly, seeing the calm face of none other than Stan Edgar. 

He frowned, “I’m not feeling sorry for myself.”

“Comparing your pain to that of The Deep,” he said in a snarky tone, “sounds awful like you’re trying to feel bad for yourself…but it’s like comparing apples to rocks.  It’s too different, Homelander.”

“She woke up for him…she reached out to Lamplighter….I’ve been here for so long, and not once has she ever reached out to me.”

“Did you think that maybe she didn’t reach out to you because she knew that she didn’t have to give you a reason to come down here?” Stan asked after a moment.

Homelander was silent, unable to let an answer come to his mouth.  His lips parted, but he couldn’t think of anything, so they closed as his words continued to fail him.

“Think about it Homelander,” Stan said matter of fact, “you felt alone and abandoned by everyone…so much so that you became a deviant.  And after you raped that poor PR girl that we promoted and impregnated her, you went right back to Queen Maeve…but even she didn’t want you…so you came back to the basement to see her.  To see Blue.  Did you know that she wouldn’t wake up for you, or was it just blind hopes and failed dreams, Homelander.”

“If I were you I would watch the way you were speaking to me, Mr. Edgar.”

Stan smied, I think that if I had anything to be worried about, I would know it,” he smiled, “you won’t do anything to me, Homelander….and we both know it.  You wouldn’t know what to do without me…even with Madelyn faithfully by your side.”

Homelander felt his rage glowing, and his eyes starting to light up, “do you want to test that theory, mr. Edgar…”

“Do you really want to be the one to test how far you’re willing to go, Homelander?” he chuckled, “you think if Blue wakes up again, she’ll come for you?”

“What do you really want then, huh?” Homelander asked, fed up with the conversation, “why are you keeping either one of us around, then, huh?”

“Because, Homelander,” he smiled, “you sate her hunger with your pain just enough so that she doesn’t come out of her little comas…and you are forever feeding off of the hope that one day your pain will be great enough and that she comes for you…but you don’t want her to take your powers…no…you want her to take you…isn’t that right?”

And for once, the superhero was left speechless because of how right Stan Edgar was.

“When you’re done for the night, do come up to the PR floor,” he sighed, turning on his heel and heading towards the door, “Stillwell finally has found a place to house that little bastard of yours…we had to fake Rebecca Butcher’s death…but it’s no serious matter to worry about.  Her husband is none the wiser about her disappearance.  To the rest of the world, she’s like a thief in the night and out of anyone’s line of sight, and to those that were there for the bloody birth of your child, it looks like she died.  But they’re both being transported to a secret location.”

“Rebecca…sh-she gave birth?”

Stan Edgar looked down at his Rolex and nodded, before pushing his glasses back up the bridge of his nose, “yes…welcome to fatherhood, Homelander.  Your bastard baby boy was born just an hour ago…now stop your moping…and come to the PR floor.  Rebecca agreed to the terms, and you can meet your son before we place them.”

“I don’t want them being too far from me…”

“Don’t worry, Homelander…we don’t need another thing for you to be sad about…they’ll be staying close by.”

Tag List:  @vmenfangirl, @lohnes16

#into the blue #superhero #the boys amazon #the boys tv #the boys #vought international #vought #the seven #homelander #stan edgar

[imagineronpaz]

Teruteru and Gundham with a transmasculine s/o, who’s not feeling like themself? please? for a poor little meow meow? /j

- Mod Ibuki

a/n: so this was a bit hard for me cuz I cant relate to the being trans, but I can relate to the dysmorphia.

dont forget to take care of yourself, yall. drink water, take meds if you need to, and if you wear a binder, make sure to take it off/not wear it too tight. xoxo

Teruteru and Gundham with an S/O who's Transmasc and not feeling themselves

aka a very horrible imagine that I made as soon as I woke up and didnt even fucking think about anything

GIVE HIM MORE LOVE HES SO UNDERATED AHHHHH

poor baby doesn't like seeing you so sad

like, he gets sad which makes you more sad which makes him more sad

damn a never ending loop

bestie would make all your favorite foods

like baby we cant eat this much

teru stop plz this is too much

teru-!

his mom would most likely kick him out of the kitchen to go comfort you

yaz that means the queen herself is making you food let's goooooo

omg we know he has amazing cuddles I just knOW IT

he just let's your rant, cry, or do whatever you need to do to get your feelings of your chest

and he doesn't let you go the whole time

he cracks a few jokes (sexual or not is up to you) to make you smile

his mom brings in chicken nuggies and you feel better

you almost bite his finger when he goes to take one

his mom brings in his food, and sits with yall

probs puts on your comfort movie/TV show

they love you so much and will do anything to make sure you feel better

HEY EMO BOY HEY HEY HEY EMO BOY omg nekumaru in the back sorry I'm simping bye-

oh boy

so uhhhh

at first he didn't notice something was wrong

until fucking chAM P BEING THE ICON THEY ARE HAD TO LET HIM KNOW-

stan cham p for clear skin

omg my man got ready to fight

"who hurt you? I will fight anyone who hurt you"

"um..myself did.."

"square up then"

something along those lines

hes not the best at comforting but he tries

he almost dies of cuteness when you fall asleep on him

the devas (and his 12 zodiac generals) are all over you they dont like seeing you sad plz stop being sad

he would tell you many of his stories from fighting demons and beasts and all that

omg you would steal his jacket like it's so big on you plus hes cuddling you PLUS the hamsters omg how are you not feeling better

honestly the boy also needed the comfort so he isnt complaining

probably puts a spell on you while you're sleeping that makes sure you never feel like this again

#danganronpa #danganronpa x reader #danganronpa 2 goodbye despair #teruteru hanamura #danganronpa imagines #danganronpa x y/n #goodbye despair #imagineronpaz #gundham tanaka #comfort #the dark devas of destruction

[thewales]

Using the Prince/Princess title for their kids though goes against what their stans are preaching - how irrelevant the monarchy is 😂

I think I'm being too much of an optimist to hope that the BRF handles the issue of the titles the way they did the Jubilee. If the Swedes could do it, why couldn't they?

The funny thing here is that their stans boast the very opposite of what Enrique and Margarita have said they want. For example:

1. Raquel didn't want to present her son to all the press outside the hospital, she is a private woman: Bullshit, Raquel complained that option was never available to her. She wanted to do exactly what Diana did when she gave birth to her children.

2. They left that racist monarchy! They want nothing to do with them! Nop. Charles's second fastest sperm and his wife didn't want to leave the monarchy. They wanted to stay part-time in it. Their plans revolved around the fact that they would remain an active part of the crown.

3. They gave their children normal names; they were not interested in titles: Bullshit. Rachel complained on television that the possibility of her children not having royal titles was real and that they were upset about it.

4. They don't care about the association with the monarchy, they are important enough without the connection: Bullshit. They still use their titles. It is rumoured that they have several times asked magazines and/or publications to correct the mistake of putting their names and not their titles. Before the BRF made a stop to their plans, all their plans revolved around their titles.

5. They want nothing to do with the UK: Bullshit. After all that has happened they travelled to the UK to be part of the jubilee celebrations. Enrique has a fight with the British government to get them to give him security to return to the UK. And in that fight he uses arguments like "the queen gave me permission to get married, obviously I'm important!" may the modern couple live and Woke by the way; so no, they are still interested in the monarchy, England and everything related to it.

I don't know if it was deliberate, but in general, what the monarchy has done so far as far as those two are concerned has not been too bad. Although more action on their part would be better, letting them burn themselves out hasn't turned out so bad.

If Charles doesn't issue LPs when he is King about the titles of the children of these two and they announce that their kids will use them, they will prove once again how wrong their fans are and how right we all are: They do care about being seen as part of the institution. They do care about titles and all the perks that go with them. The monarchy is definitely not irrelevant to them.

#anon #ask #brf #the suxs

[rrxnjun]

i think blondes are done with fun officially ruined how i view renjun… like i had a dream last night that renjun was a uni student at the uni i’m attending in the fall so i dmed him and now we’re getting dinner tomorrow! but then i woke up…

but it was so funny because i’m taking a journalism class this semester and i literally dmed renjun because he was a journalism major in ur fic….

i just reread blondes are done with fun so many times i just have this perception of renjun as this journalism college student rather than… an actual kpop idol LOL

i always love ur fics!! as a renjun stan we need more renjun fics here ^^ i hope u continue to thrive and feed into my delulus… (/j) but i just hope u have a wonderful day ^^

STOPPP i take this as the highest compliment 😭😭😭 id like to think my portrayal of renjun in blondes was really renjun like and his character felt super real BUT TO HEAR U PERCIEVE HIM AS A JOURNALISM MAJOR NOW INSTEAD OF AN IDOL BC OF MY FIC ??? TT crying. iconic. i love you. hope the lunch with him was great im glad u slid into his dms. as u should.

as a certified renjun stan of the tumblr i am always here to provide more renjun fics dont worry <3 stay delusional, queen! have a beautiful day mwah

#💌ask #feedback !! #anon 🌱 #fic: blondes are done with fun

[characteroulette]

Actually I know it's a lil weird but I wanna ramble about Redwall for a bit

(cut so this ain't a long post)

It's really fitting how both Martin and Matthais were both just random kids in the eyes of Redwall. (Well, Mossflower in Martin's case.) Like we know Martin's origins and where he came from and even who his dad is, but to those who live in the Mossflower area he's just a plucky kid who shows up out of nowhere, gets jailed by Queen Tsarmina, then fights himself nearly to death in order to overthrow her. Meanwhile, Matthais is a kid who grew up at Redwall with uncertain origins and ends up being Martin's ancestor / reincarnation?? This kid outta nowhere really got a whole plot puzzle dumped on him and then ended up a hero hahaha.

On that note, I don't think I'll ever forget Matthais' name or call him that because of those puzzles. In my head he is always first and foremost "I, am that is". (Which is followed always by "My sword will wield for me" that part stuck in my head it lives there thanks Brian Jacques)

I have forgotten a lot though, like I don't remember a lot of other notable character names unfortunately. I remember Chickenhound, Cluny the Scourge, and that's about it. Is there a notable Mole character? The moles have always been my favourite, I love their chill and soft cadences while also possessing their big ol' claws, but they all had the same voice in my head so telling them apart was hard. (For that matter, their accent was hard to interpret at times, but that's a dyslexic thing.)

The Hares and Squirrels gotta be my second favourites, though it is a little strange that both were warrior races. Squirrels always being ready to throw down while Hares are master tacticians (and big eaters) is a lot of fun, though. It just makes sense. And I think the one hare and the mom squirrel became good friends in one book? (Can't remember if Mossflower or Redwall) and I adored that.

Hey actual Badgers are not that peaceful. It's weird that all male badgers were lords of the forge and fighters while the females were usually matriarchal and capable of fighting, but usually super nurturing. If one of the later books had a female lord of the forge that's sick as hell but where is my male badger wetnurse. (Sunstripe is another name I will remember forever. I think he was the son of the Redwall mother? And they found that out in Mattimeo?? I really have to reread these books.)

Yo shoutout to my girl Mariel for getting blasted onto the scene by choosing violence as her answer to most things. Girl woke up on a beach with amnesia, found a rope with a knot at the end, and scared off the seagulls looking to eat her with only that and then screamed into the ocean that she was gonna fuck shit up. We stan a legend I love her forever.

That's all the memories I got. I love this series it carried me through middle school ;w;

#KFC rambles on #Redwall #Mossflower #Mariel of Redwall #Martin the Warrior #Matthais of Redwall #I think that covers it #Just going down memory lane #This is all just rambling

[andydrysdalerogers]

Love to Hate You ~ A Chris Evans Story ~ Chapter 12

Pairing: Chris Evans/OFC Angela Wagner

Summary: Angela Wagner has been best friends with Sebastian Stan for years. Meeting in Vienna and following each other around the world has formed a bond that couldn’t be broken. No matter how much Sebastian’s other best friend, Chris Evans, tries.

A cruel comment sets the stage, and the frenemies makes sure to let each other know how much they love to hate each other.

*** this story will have situations and scenes that are not suitable for younger readers. Smut, infidelity, degradation, dirty talk and foul language are your warnings.

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Chapter 12 ~ I Get To Love You

Angela woke in Chris’s bed and smiled.  She finally felt complete, with the love of her life sleeping next to her.  She crawled out of bed and grabbed his button down and her phone.  She went to the bathroom and called her new editor, placing the call on speaker, as she buttoned up the shirt. “Hello? Joel?” 

Angela! Ready to fly. Excited to work with you. 

“I was excited.”  

Is everything alright? 

“I’m sorry Joel but I don’t think I could do the assignment.”  

Angela, we need your vision for this project.  

“I know.  I wish I could, but some circumstances have changed.  I can’t leave the US right now.”   

Ok so don’t.    

“Excuse me?” 

Don’t leave.  Video chat us, edit the photos. Fly out when you can and fly back home.  I told you, you didn’t need to commit to being away.  

“Are you sure?” 

Angela, you have to be the most inventive, creative photographers I have ever worked with.  I’ll take whatever I can get to get your mind on this project.   

Angela sat on the bathroom floor in shock. Joel was one of the biggest names in the business and he wanted to work with her, she would be an idiot to turn down the offer. As she struggled with the words, she heard a noise and turned to see Chris in the doorway. “Joel, can I call you back?” 

Sure.  

She hung up and looked up at Chris. “How much did you hear?” 

 He crouched down to sit next to her. “The part where you turned down a great opportunity. Why?” 

“Because I thought I would have to be in London to pull it off.”  

“What’s the project Angie?” 

Angela pulled up her notes on her phone so she could show him the project idea. “Shooting the athletes for the Invictus Games. Joel is the royal photographer for Prince Harry, who founded the games. They were looking for someone to be their art director for the athletic photos. Originally the idea was to fly to the different countries and shoot and then edit in London before the 2016 games.”  

“That sounds like an amazing opportunity, my queen. Why are you turning it down?” 

She looked down but drew her knees in, hugging them and resting her head on them, looking away from Chris. “Because I can’t… I can’t leave you,” she whispered. 

Chris could feel the heart break in her voice. The last month taking a larger toll than he realized on her. He moved to her other side, so she was forced to look at him. “Baby, you wouldn’t be leaving me. You don’t think it kills me every-time I have to film and be away from you?”  

“This is different Chris.”  

“Not from what I heard. Angela,” he took her head in his hands, “we can make it work. I love you, so much. I’ll do anything to make you smile.” He smiled big. “In fact, I’m on an extended break.  My only obligation in the next six months is the premier and the press tour. So why don’t I move to London with you?” 

“What?” 

“How long would you need in London?” 

“You can’t be serious?” 

“For you, always. Tell me. How long?” 

“I would need to be there for at least three months.”  

“Perfect. Delay for a month, let us do the premier, then I have press for like two weeks and then we can move to London for three months. After that you can move with me to Boston. We can be together. And you can travel after that when they need you.”  

Angela looks at Chris. “You want to do this? Move to London, be at my disposal?” She said with a smirk.  

“I’d wait naked every day for you.” He kissed her neck, “have dinner waiting for you, a glass of wine,” he whispered.  

“God, Chris,” she moaned.  

“Please my queen? Let’s do this. I want to do this for you. Because you are everything to me.” He wrapped his arms around her and continued his assault.  

“I love you, Chris.”  

“And I love you, Angela. More than you’ll ever know.”  

With those words, the tears started to stream. She held onto Chris, attempting to calm herself. “You’re amazing, you know that.”  

“I have been told,” Chris said with a smirk. Angela smacked him with a laugh. 

“It’s cold in London.”  

“You’ll keep me warm.”  

“Football would be on late in the day.”  

“And Boddingtons are easier to get in London.” He caressed her cheek. “Why are you fishing for an excuse?” 

“I can’t believe that the Chris Evans wants to move with me. To London. For three months.”  

“And I can’t believe that the Angela Wagner is doubting that I, Chris Evans, am so in love with you that I would follow you anywhere.”  

“Anywhere?” 

“Anywhere.”  

Angela stood up and offered her hand to Chris. He really didn’t use it but took her hand anyway. “Follow me back to bed.”  

“Yes ma’am.”  

~*~ 

One month later… 

“I can’t do this.”  

“Yes, you can.”  

“Rață, I swear I’m going to throw up.”  

“No, you aren’t Duck. You’ve done this before.”  

“With you. Not with anyone else. I’m going to stay here.”  

“Angela Wagner, you get your ass out of that bathroom now!” 

Angela opened the door and looked at her best friend. Sebastian was standing with his arms folded, his grey suit tight around his arms. “That’s not fair. No full name usage.”  

“I didn’t.”  

“Close enough.” She went to close the door, but Sebastian stopped her. “Angela Lucy Wagner, you better not make that man wait.”  

“And there it is.” She closed her eyes. “It's not fair, you don’t have three names.”  

“Sorry Ducky.” He offered a smile. “I’m just excited for you.”  

“To have the fans hate me for taking a heartthrob.” 

“If that were true, you’d be dating me,” he snarked. She smacked him and they laughed. “Ok, ok.” He pulled her in to hold her. “Everything is going to be ok. You look amazing, and what’s better is that you already have a year together. This will only make it better, ok?” 

Angela took a deep breath. “You’re right.” She smiled. “I can do this.”  

“You can. It's just a red carpet.”  He shrugged with a smile. “No big deal.”  

“I hate you.”  

“You love me. Now I promised to deliver a beauty to Chris and I never back out of a promise.”  He took Angela’s hand and dragged her from the room.  

Downstairs in the lobby, Chris rocked on his heels, hands in his pockets, waiting for Sebastian and Angela. He was nervous, red carpets usually did, but this time he would be walking with Angela. He had his back to the elevators, trying not to fidget with anything.  

The elevators doors pinged, and he whipped around. All he saw was a vision in blue. A strapless, sweetheart neckline that gathered around her before coming together at her waist and then falling straight to the ground. When she walked, he could see the slit that went all the way up her leg. Blue stilettos completed the look. He checked her out and saw her hair was down, how he liked it but clipped back with diamond barrettes. She wore the necklace that Sebastian had given her, but earrings were from him.  

He approached her. “Wow,” as he ran his hands on her arms. “Angie, you look beautiful.” He pecked her lips gently. 

She tried not to swoon at how delicately he handled her. “Thank you, Chris. You look nice in your tux.” She leaned closer to his ear. “I want to see it on the floor,” she whispered, making Chris smile with a Cheshire cat grin.  

“Ok, I’m right here,” Sebastian complained. Chris and Angela laughed before joining hands. “Still not used to you guys. Shall we?” 

The trio headed to the limo to take them to the Age of Ultron premier. Chris never let go of Angela’s hand, but her knee bounced. “Angie, please calm down.” He lifted her hand to kiss the back of it. “It’s going to be ok.”  

“Sorry. We are about to shock the world. You know that right?” 

“That Angela Wagner is giving the time of day to Chris Evans? Yes, shock the world indeed.” Sebastian snorted. “You understand that only our friends know you hated each other, right? The world doesn’t know that.”  

“Ok, fair, but he,” she pointed to Chris, “tends to make headlines everywhere he goes.”  

Sebastian looked at Chris. “She has a point.” 

“You guys are evil.” He wrapped his arm around Angela. “If you don’t want to do this with me, my Ice Queen, you can walk with Sebastian.”  

“No! That’s not… that is not what I am trying to say. I’m simply scared that people will just be mean. That they will think I’m not good enough for you.”  

“Fuck what they think. You are my queen and I want to show you off.” He kissed her just as they pulled to the end of the red carpet. “You are the most beautiful woman in the world, and I want the world to know that you are mine. I love you.”  

“I love you. Thank you. I needed that.” Angela sighed. She looked out the window to see all the people waiting for them. “Let’s do this before I lose my nerve.”  

Sebastian climbed out first with a wave and started to make his way down the red carpet. Chris went next, waving as he stood by the door. He held out his hand and said, “I’ve got you, my queen.” She took his hand and climbed out. The flashes were intense as Chris took her hand to start the step and repeat.  

They changed positions a few times, with his wrapping his arm around her waist and she places her hand on his chest. Then it was just them holding hands. But the big one is when he leaned in to kiss her. The photographers went nuts, shouting at them to look at the camera. When the interviews started, Chris never let go of her hand. They all asked when and how long but Chris never gave details, just the vague statement his PR team came up with it. “We’ve been together for a while, we’ve just been keeping it quiet, enjoying each other.” 

Sebastian watched, never prouder of his best friends than in this moment. As they came to the end of the red carpet, he had a couple of glasses waiting for them. Chris took his and took a large sip. Angela took a much smaller sip, letting the alcohol warm her belly. Chris never let go of Angela, hand on waist or her hand in his.  

At the after party, Angela got up to get a drink while Chris chatted with Robert and Scarlett. As she waited, she was bumped.  

“Oh, my apologies.” The man turned. “Angela!” 

“Oh, Henry, how are you?” They greeted each other with a kiss to each cheek.  

“I’m well.” He took a sip of his drink just as Angela received hers. “So you and Evans.”  

She flushed. “Yes. Chris and I.”  

“I’m glad to know that you are with someone who is very worthy,” he said with a chuckle. “Are you happy?” 

“The happiest I’ve ever been.”  

“Good I’m glad.” He glanced over his shoulder to see Chris watching intently on them. “I suppose if I asked you to dance, it might cause a scandal.” 

“Probably, although not with Chris. Possibly with Sebastian. He’s very protective.”  

“Ah yes, the best friend. Well, I should go back to my table. It was nice to see you again, Angela.”  

“Likewise, Henry. Angela went back to her table. Chris took her hand and pulled her into his lap.”  

“Hello, my queen. Do you like making me jealous?” 

“Sometimes,” she said with a smirk. “But not tonight. Henry says hello.”  

“Hmm, he likes what’s mine,” he whispers into her ear.  

“He can like all he wants. I’m yours,” she whispered, with a kiss on his neck.  

“Angie!” Elizabeth Olson calls out. “Dance with me!” 

“Go dance for me, my ice queen,” Chris said. “But behave.”  

“Love you,” she said with a kiss. 

“Hmm, love you too.” He patted her butt as she got up to dance with Elizabeth. Chris turned to Sebastian. “She’s killing me.”  

“Yeah, I don’t need to know that,” Sebastian said, taking a large drink of his beer. “How much longer do I need to carry this?” He patted his pocket.  

“I don’t know when to do it. Do I do it in front of everyone or when we are alone?” 

“I would say in front of everyone.” Sebastian smiled. “There is no press here but there are photographers to capture the moment.”  

“True. Ok.” Chris rolled his shoulders.  “I’m more nervous now than before.”  

“Relax Chris.” Sebastian looked at Angela who was twirling with Elizabeth. “I’ve never seen her this happy.” He looked back at Chris. “Thank you. After everything, losing her dad, Penn, she’s happy.”  

As Sinatra’s “Just the Way you look tonight” started to play, Chris got up and made his way to Angela. “May I have this dance?” 

She giggled and took his hand. He pulled her close to him as they swayed to the music. “You know love, I really used to love to hate you.”  

Chris chuckled. “I used to love to hate you too. It was the best part of any party, sparring with you.”  

She beamed at him. “It was my favorite part too. But now I get to love you and it’s the best thing that I get to do.”  

“Yea?” 

“Yea. This is my favorite place in the world. In your arms.”  

Chris smiled as she leaned on his chest. It took them awhile, to get to this place, where they could be together. He never wanted to let it go. He kissed the top of her head and she looked at him at him. “Baby, you ok?” 

“Yes sweetheart. I just need to confess something.”  

“Chris?” 

“My Angela, you make me so happy, and I’m really excited to get to London with you and then Boston and start a life, a real life. But I would like to do it knowing we’ll be together forever.” He stopped and knelt down, and the room got eerily quiet, minus the music. “Angela, will you do me the honor and allow me to be your husband? Marry me?” He held up the ring that Sebastian had been holding onto for him.  

Angela had her hand on her mouth, tears streaming down her face. All she could do was nod and the room exploded with cheers as Chris slipped the ring on her finger and stood up. He pulled her in for a kiss, dipping her in front of everyone as they cheer and hollered. Sebastian reached them first and pulled Angela into a hug. “I’m so happy for you Duck!” 

“Thank you Rață! I can’t believe it.”  

“I can’t believe I managed to keep this a secret.”  

“You knew?!” 

“For a couple of weeks. When he asked me if he could ask you.” Angela’s eyes went wide. “You’re my best friend Ducky and my sister. Of course, he would ask. Your dad would be so proud.”  

She pulled Sebastian in close. “I love you Rață. You’ll walk me, right?” 

“Try and stop me Duck.” He let go to shake Chris’s hand. But Chris wasn’t having it, pulling Sebastian in for a hug.  

“Thanks man.”  

As Angela showed off her ring, Chris took a moment and watched his new fiancé. The amazing red head who stole his heart. He went through his memories of her, every argument, every insult, every touch, every kiss. He smiled as she walked towards him. He reached out and she took his hand, and he pulled her close. “Hello fiancé.”  

“Hello fiancé.  Why are you here all by yourself?” 

“Just thinking.”  

“About?” 

“Us.” 

“Yea?” 

“Yea.” He kissed her softly. “I can’t wait until I make you Mrs. Evans.”  

“Little presumptuous to think that I won’t keep my last name.” Angela smirked at him.  

Chris narrowed his eyes. “You are so going to be in a world of hurt my ice queen. I need to take you to my bed, Mrs. Evans,” he said seductively, emphasizing her future name.  

Angela shivered. “Yes, Mr. Evans. I love you.”  

“Love you too, my queen.”  

#andy's hea #andy's shenanigans #chris evans smut #chris evans #chris evans x ofc #chris evans au #chris evans story #chris evans fic #chris evans fanfiction #sebastian stan #marvel mcu #avengers

[millenialfanfictionaddiction]

Bestie! I finished it! My one year HC for you as Team Japans manager! I had so much fun doing this snd think I'll do HC's on my main page cause of it.

Pls ignore any spelling and grammatical mistakes. Also it is a little long and there is some slight angst with a happy ending. I hope you like it!

Happy Tumblr-versary again!!

Team Japan x Tiffany

* Sunday for you starts as any other day. Your morning consists of breakfast, coffee and getting ready for work. Oh, work. You've officially been working for team Japan as manager for a whole year today.

* How you loved working for Team Japan! These men adore you, Tiffany! How could they not when they rely you for everything.

* Injured? They go to you. Need a snack or drink? Where's Tiffany-chan? Iwa needs help wrangling in the 3 idiots (we all know which three 🙄), he goes to you.

* Tiffany, our reliable Japan Team Manager. I mean, these boys would not even be prepared for the upcoming olympics without you.

* They might as well be called Team Tiffany... who happens to play for Japan in the Olympics. Too bad the name is too long.

* So cue your extreme excitedness for today! You get celebrate a whole year of working with your favorite boys!

* In the midst of your excitedness, you text the group chat to see how everyone is doing!

(Pls forgive me. I could not find a text simulator app for iphone. I tried 😭)

👑Best Manager👑 (Tiffany): Morning! How is everyone today?

*crickets*

* Huh. That's suspicious. That's weird. These boys never annoy you. Actually, you noticed Atsumu, Hinata, and Bokuto didn't blow up the group chat like they normally do. Your alarm clock woke you this morning and not one of the three stooges.

* 🤔

* What could be the reason.

* Now it's you blowing up the group chat.

👑Best Manager👑: Uhh is everyone okay?

👑Best Manager👑: Anyone there?

👑Best Manager👑: Is there something I'm missing?

👑Best Manager👑: HELLO?!😠😠😠

👑Best Manager👑: Did I do something wrong? 🥺

* Oh how the turn tables, Tiffany.

* But alas, we finally get a response from the two babies who could never ignore you. But still no answers.

🥰Baby Aran🥰: Sorry, Tiff! We're here but practice today has been real busy!

😊Mama Yaku😊: Yeah, Iwa has been kicking our butts today!

😏Future Hubby Iwa🤤: GET OFF YOUR PHONES! Practice isn't over!

* Hmmm. They started practice without you? I mean, we love the opportunity to sleep in some more but now you're just feeling left out.

* So what do we when we're feeling down?

* MORE ICED COFFEEEE 🤪

* We all know iced coffee cures everything.

* So you grab your coffee and head to work. They can't ignore you when you're face to face with them.

* Right?

* RIGHT?! 😬😬😬

* Wrong.

* You arrive at the gym looking BOOTYFUL. Got your leggings that your ass look 🤌 and repoing your team Japan with your tee and Team Japan Jacket. Let's be honest, Tiff, today is a good butt day. You are killing it out here.

* Now you also got your iced coffee in hand. The earlier mornings shenanigans long forgotten. You are ready to work. We stan a focused queen.

* But alas, you are stopped by none other than a tall big headed rooster at the entrance.

* "Tiffany! I'm glad I found you! I need some help for next week's practice!" Says the bloody overgrown rooster.

* "Kuroo, isn't this something you would discuss with Iwa? The boys are already practicing and I need to get in there. I have to have diligent notes for coach Hibarida. Plus what if those boys need something, Iwa can't handle the idiot circus al-"

* "TIFFANY! I need YOUR help. Iwa and coach told me to ask you"

* 😡 I know this overgrown chicken did NOT just interrupt you mid sentence AND raise his voice.

* But alas, you relent. You'll kill him later. Let's sip our nectar of the gods and move along. You can do this, Tiffany. You got this.

* After following Kuroo to the Coach's office to discuss next weeks training, you feel sort of odd. The training regimen is the same as always. Why did Kuroo need your help for this?

* So you finally ask a question that has been on your mind all morning...

* "Hey Kuroo. Who set up this morning, filled up the water bottles, got snacks, and let the boys know today's schddule?"

* These are all things you do as a part of your job... you know as team manager.

* Cue you overthinking. We're all guilty of this.

* And with overthinking sometimes comes... the waterworks. Pls, when I overthink, I sometimes cry cause it's just overwhelming.

* "Am I being fired? I thought I was a good manager. What did I do wrong? Could I have a chance to redeem myself? I didn't realize I was doing so bad. I understand. I'll go say bye to the boys"

* Kuroo is just like 😳😳😰😰🤦🏻🤦🏻

* He did not expect this outcome. So he says "wait no."

* But you already left. Running to the main gym where the boys practice. You burst in with a deep bow and practically scream "I'M SORRY!! I SHOULD HAVE BEEN A BETTER MANAGER!"

* All the men are crazy confused

* Bokuto answers with a half filled balloon in his mouth, "uhh what are you talking about?"

* You finally stand up and see it.

* The gym is semi decorated, Iwa and Ushiwaka are fixing a half strung banner. Bokuto, Atsumu, and Hinata are filling up balloons. Hosiumi and Komori are directing Kageyama, Hyakuzawa, and Hakuba where to put the food and drinks. Sakusa is making sure everything is disinfected and up to his standards of clean.

* You finally ask "What's going on?"

* Ojiro and Yaku come in with a cake and more decorations. Yaku says "aww Kuroo couldn't keep you occupied for a few more mins? We were almost done"

* You ask "You did all this for me? You mean I'm not fired?"

* Bokuto, Hinata, and Atsumu are SPRINTING 🏃🏃🏃

* Atsumu: "FIRED?! Who said you were fired?!"

* Hinata: "Yeah Tiff! You're the best manager we've ever had!"

* Kags: "Hinata! Boke! She's the only manager we've ever had"

* Hinata side-eyeing Kags: "still the best manager tho." 😒

* Girl. These guys took off a whole day to celebrate you! YOU. The best thing to happen to them since... well volleyball.

* Ofc they would never fire you. They wouldn't make it to the olympics without you cheering them on and taking care of them.

* We all know Kuroo got a few volleyballs to the head courtesy of Iwa once he found out what happened. 🏐🏐🏐😰😰😰

* You spend the rest of the day having fun with all the men and enjoying yourself. You couldn't have asked for a better way to celebrate your one year with them.

* After a whole year with them, you deserve a whole day celebrating you and your hard work!! ♥️♥️♥️

I think all your anons can agree that you have made our days better with your presence on our tumblr. Thank you for all that you do. We LOVE you!! 🥰🥰🥰

-Spooky Anon 👻

Djxjsjxudbxuanhxjdbshsj SPOOKYYYYYY 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

WHEN I SAY IM CRYING RN, IM CRYING RN!!! I don't think I could love this any more 🥺🥺🥺🥺 thank you so so so SO MUCH for all of this!!! Omg this is- this is so perfect I can't even right now!!!!

I've had such a hard weekend mentally due to the stuff happening here right now (the Roe v Wade stuff) and you have no idea how happy this made me!!! Like I legit feel so loved and supported right now I can't even!!!

What did I do to deserve such amazing followers and friends 🥺🥺🥺 i love you all so much!!!!!! Thank you again!!!

And please Tag me me when you do more HCs!!! I LOVE this style so much!!! And please iced coffee is my ENTIRE LIFE!!! And I'm 1000% an overthinker when it comes to myself!! You nailed this!!!

#my lovely bbys #live action headcannons 🤣 #spooky anon #LAH event #follower headcannons #1 year tumblr versary

[letstrywritingmaybe]

It is too early for me to be awake but I randomly woke up, and normally would just go back to sleep cause I am not going to be awake when it is still dark out but… I was consumed with a fic idea, I really don’t want to write it though so instead I’m just gonna complain about it here.

Idk what to title it, originally I just thought something along the lines of Under The Influence, Drunk On You, or Intoxicated. But what’s it matter if I’m not gonna write it?

What’s terrible is I thought it was a one shot, but the more I think about it, the more I’m like okay two shot. It’s annoying cause this is an idea I’ve thought about a lot already, but I’ve not been in a writing mood! Anyways, I touched on it in What Do You Want? But the idea that Shinichi refuses to get trashed or basically even indulge a little when Shiho is around cause man is hopeless and doesn’t want any excuses while he works up the nerve to pursue her. That’s the entire idea, so it would be doable cause it can be short. Which is apparently all I’m capable of these days (side note, I am on day six of CoAi week. They’re all like only 500 words, but at least I might actually finish it in time) Now this is not new information, but I’m here typing this instead of trying to write it cause now I’m like what if… we have the opposite here? Cause listen I am a sucker for different povs of the same situation for my ships. So of course we now have the flip of Shiho being tipsy (cause my girl has self control okay, plus there is no need to be sad drunk here cause he likes her and she’s free! and I’m rather fond of a happy drunk Shiho cause I swear most of the time I read those fics she’s sad, which I get but I just want her happy okay) feeling a type of way about Shinichi, but I mean she already does feel something for him so it just intensifies. As a Shiho stan, it is so easy for me to write anyone falling for her cause listen, she is superior okay! But I have a tougher time doing the reverse cause I’m low key a hater. Bro you could have it all if you would just realize that the first love is not the only love (Omm I have a whole other thing about this, like how the canon ship isn’t even the first love, but this is not the focus of this post! I am burden with too many ideas that I do not/ cannot possibly write). Antyways, this would be an opportunity for me to write that I guess. Like yes he does actually have good qualities and they could be unstoppable, so yeah he’s worthy of her love. (Ugh but sometimes I’m like is he? Cause I am super fond of her moving on despite what my fics say. It’s the effort okay. Like when he puts in the work and chooses her over and over again, that’s when I’m like okay yes. We can support this. But then I see canon or some other fics and I’m like guys let’s not. My Queen deserves better)

#cynply rambling #meanwhile I’m also like I still need to finish I Wish I Cared Less #but also I’m like technically I’ll be free once I finish that fic (and the one kaishi divergence #it’s kinda the only reason I continue to let this fandom/ship consume me. there’s unfinished business #so idk. maybe it’s a good thing it’s not done? cause that was the one thing I promised to finish and I am a person of my word #okay I’m gonna try and go to sleep again cause I have to work till my vacay #I’m very excited cause it’ll be my birthday again and I love birthdays!!! canon give me an actual date for Shiho’s birthday then I’ll stay

[the-firebird69]

There are a few things that are in the works today that are going to hit Monday Tuesday

1. Bja has taken the UK and has possession of JC and Mary and others Queen Elizabeth the second Queen Elizabeth I and the big list of people who are in the museum and it's a lot of leaders higher ups including Arnie and Obama and their computer and inventors an engineers they're your kind of adventure others include general Schwarzkopf and he came up with a system for the clans to use and peacock there's a few more the person who designed and built the machine on Mars to create atmosphere he is held by bja. And the slew of foreign papas and he's sticking on the world he was already there trying to get them out and they know who is and where he is and that he has them one of them is has been recently captured from Port Charlotte was his grandma from Russia and her name is come up several times it's Tammy. And there are others like her that have been grabbed recently to Norwegian Express and he has possession and they know a lot of stuff

2. Trump is going to get evicted and the information is coming out of bja mouth. He will try and get into the apartment thinking that he's like Trump but Trump doesn't really have anything except for money and they need to keep an eye on him to grab that. Monday Stan is going to file papers and have a courier go to the courthouse in PG and it is too evict Trump Terry and Dave and out of the apartment permanently

3. There's a third thing that is brewing and these things above will cause others to happen. Along with the three above bja is also in trouble for stealing and has been noted that he's been taking lasers and cannons and heavy and place is cram packed with it. They found about 72% of their stuff there roughly and it's underground and they do the deep skin now they got information from other warlock they practically has to tell are they just won't bother doing anything

4. These pseudo empire is under attack and that stand and he's losing tons of stuff the others are under attack because he's under attack he's under attack because he's held prisoner and Stan was in prison and heard it and felt a little better and they're noticing it today and it's going on that they're going to have to do something hey Mac daddy woke up excited about it I said this is why it says knucklehead who's fighting us and the 18th ring is a mess of the pseudo empire lost 100 million down to 6% on the large and they only have 45 million ships and it's very pitiful and our son says you guys are using it so you might as well pull little ones out I started doing it this morning and figured out something we can kind of hang out here because this guy doesn't like them and hey and they're hitting. So the two are fighting fiercely here and now they're fighting over everything every job and every post it won't stop until what is the victor and they're not the same size and the pseudo army of the pseudo empire is moving down here because their bases are under fuse attack still today during the day. And he used to hemisphere is there getting well done by the warlock they're going after was tons of stuff and there are 25% we expect them to be at 15 by the end of the day in the eastern hemisphere and the clothes dropped like 10% of their basis below except the ones around the ships and the ships themselves it's going to happen soon it'll be the launch

***We have several events coming up in early November and we're behind schedule and want to make a note of that***

5. Other things are happening today that will set up for Monday Tuesday the courts are going to get ready to sue these people here in the neighborhood they're horrible and they need to leave further last night 20 went to the inner ring 15 are still out there and five farmer garden we had 40 last night and now there's 35 households and the 15 are not doing well the forces are not doing well and he knows a few people but we only announced them if something happens and they'll be a memorial set up nearby someone's going to do that. The lawsuit is brought by the pseudo empire people and most of them were. And it will begin Monday morning and the effect is they start fighting harder but they're suing them for money that they lost from their activities it's a lot of money and they are suing for what they lost here and we're actually on the lawsuits as lawyers and they don't know who we are we are suing for our sons money. It's only about $15,000 in about half of them are that much it could be more or less but that's around there it's for this harassments are doing daily

There's some bone jarring stuff going on. Put the above is going to affect Monday and Tuesday greatly we're supposed to the days it starts to work. The lawsuit and BJ taking over the UK and the outer ring and the suit by the pseudo empire it's all coming to a head with the warring parties and they have figured out that bja has broken off and it's going to be a problem for them

6. Today our son old enough thanks it is Sunday but it's Sunday and just trying to show looks like he is a clone or something some people think it's Mike too and he becomes the guy from Angels and demons and then he becomes Obi-Wan Kenobi that would make more sense but it's not necessary for him to be Obi-Wan Kenobi but he is another character like it and it could be him but it does look like they're chasing them but her son and daughter say it looks like the quasi empire is chased by them too we do think that's happening there oddly enough and the clones are trying to take over the South and it does happen today. And this sets the stage for Monday and Tuesday the clothes grab them and bja comes down and tries to grab them all and their forces repel them long enough for them to leave and it makes sense

7. Several other shows are going to go on today they will set the stage for tomorrow whatever is right here in punta Gorda. The city came by was looking at this area and figured out that these canals are overflowing sometimes but they're very low now and we'll probably stay that way so they want to make sure that the water drains out and sitting in the driveways and they tried to figure out what to do they want to go under with a pipe but it's too low and if they went down a little they could cover it and if you do it here you have to redo the septic and then several places like it no and they want to take the artifacts and it would force the septic to be done. They're going to try and put in an order to have these driveway raised and the storm drain put under into the trench and it would be raised up about a foot every level with the sidewalk would make any difference those regards to water it'll still be pitched towards the street and if it's going to drain it's going to not flood but the septic system would have to be removed and still going to write an order to stan you can't have standing water and it will be bja manipulating that to happen. There's more going on and it's happening shortly but this will affect Monday Tuesday because they looked at it in midweek and they did the signs and for the whole neighborhood they came up with a drainage plan is bja people there's a few problems like it but nothing this severe and they would have to put a septic out back first and they're telling them to do that because they're going to rip the one out front out. And her son would not have to relocate they do the work while it's here and he can leave and they come back and be done for the day and it takes like 3 days mostly they ripping everything they tear it out the dirt and they put the stuff in the first day and they buried the second and they finish it off lawn and stuff the third it's not really going to be that great of a job they have to connect it underneath the house and they know how to do it without cutting into the house floor but for some reason they think they are going to try and do it differently but people don't want them to as it is the drain goes from each house to a main drain out front and the three come into the same place unfortunately our sons is the wrong spot but they could join the other two from under their apartment and his from under the apartment and it's not too far in it's like 4 ft in from the wall and that's where they join up from the sinks and everything and sorry kind of got a hole there just say they want to cut into the floor and disrupt everything and they want to try and kidnapping and there's a lot of people who don't and you have to go under the sidewalk outside to get to it but they can do it remotely there's a machine that does it it puts the saddle on and people know about it but they wanted to motivate themselves saying they have to do all sorts of dumb s*** and they put three saddles on and join it up out there and to be less of a problem and be in a septic tank and you don't need a dbox. Well you do it goes after the septic like you're here it's really no point to it except yeah the distributes it's a pain in the ass today they're trying to discuss how to get that going and I've been trying to force it and they want to do it all over the neighborhood and it's bja was kidnapping attempts so there's some insight as to why that's happening he's the s*** head

8. Couple more things one of them is they're tired of his complaining and bja said it and we're tired of bja complaining very very insulin things and we're going to crush him and he doesn't think so but we're going to get our way and we don't want him messing up this project and the house or apartment and he's going to try and hang on to it but we have to make sure cuz he's a loser and his complaining is going all over the world and this thing we can't stand this kid bja and we can't stand his complaining and we can't stand what he's saying and when the boy complains it's different he says they're doing this and it's a real pain in the ass and affects you we're going to do this if you guys don't do something but PGA just sits there blabbing and blabbing and he's disgusting retard and we're going to finish that piece of s*** soon

9. Another item is they're going to complete the driveway and back charged the landlord and rip it out if they have to they can't do that in the state won't let them without acceptance being accepted or relocation for the tenants without charging them and the state sometimes pays to relocate people is not true the landlord has to and they want to put him in a hotel and our son doesn't care just as long as he has a place to be and can eat cheap enough and that's the problem so they want to drain him and make him sick too

10. Few more items are happening on a grand scale everyone is getting ready to attack the morlock and the clones they're both idiots and they say it and they have an emergency with regarding the computer and they're going to wipe them out all of them it's a plan that has some points to it a military aspect civilian aspect they're going to the next it on Monday

11. Another item is his freedom and what they're making it look like but it seems like to everybody is it the empire hasn't held there and the empire doesn't want that impression even though they may be doing it but it is out and foreigners got together and we did too separately and talked about it and said it's horrific we're making light of it and they're holding society hostage and they mentioned it too and they said we're not going to take it anymore we're going to start knocking them around and see what comes out and they're going to be horrifying a little there's too many weapons and all sorts of things and it will start a war that's going on today and Monday Tuesday results will occur

12. They discussed the roof of the apartment and interior stuff and said to let them wallow and then they said no we're trying to get in there idiot and they're going to try and repair it. And it's bja and he's going to try and have Stan sign someone else and really you don't ever have to see anybody to do a roof nobody really does these days they call him up and haven't ordered and they send something by the fax. And it's going to probably proceed shortly too before the septic because PGA should realize the town is going to critique the place and he said oh boy

13. There's more happening too and it's going to be impacting Monday and Tuesday. There's a court case coming up and it's against someone you would not imagine and it's not our son they try to and everybody stops them until they're dead it's against the pseudo empire for starting this war when they can't afford it but it's really about them taking land and things that's not theirs and it's going in Monday it's headed up by bja

14. There is more the guys at Castle are upset they went out of that place it's a s*** hole and it's not being maintained just like the apartment here and people are disgusted with these idiots who don't do anything all day and you want them out and they're moving to have them removed from Florida and it won't work done around the place and there's no working then nobody can stand it but people are going to file lawsuits against Castle there are two coming out Monday and one coming out Tuesday and we're planning on suing as well first it will be a group lawsuit Sue and using our son's name shortly probably after the ship leaves that's another thing too

15. And we're going to hit Tommy f now for his comments. Fully. There's no reason not to the clothes don't like him and we are going to also see Monday Tuesday some changes with regards to the disposition of these ships and we don't expect the lunch yet and they're turning the ships on and off and they only run them for a few hours although it seems like days well in some cases it's a few days and they shut them down they're testing them to see if they will run and they're changing components they really needed to these engines are too big to use what they're using they've almost got it all switched out though. But the ships are going to be attacked by the quasi empire or pseudo empire have a good reason to do it they figured out that they're getting the two parties to fight and it's really the empire but Tommy f is doing their bidding and a couple more things

We have some kind of time limit of course it is on everything we have a lot to say we'll have to say it later or get it out I do understand that these people are trying to drag it out. We have people on it but we need to mention a couple more things

16. And we know it's more than John remillard but it is him he's a putz we have armies that are prepping to go after the clothes and they're big they're going to go down there and they're going to attack them and quite literally with a lot of force and they know they're going to start raiding more and it's only a little now. All of the groups are prepping to do it and all over the world. Now we have a fight here going on right now and it's between the clones and everybody and start a few minutes ago and saw the announcements going out and they're quite throw now it's up to them and they're trying to stop it it's pretty big

17. Besides that as a huge move into you're going to prep in our prepping to attack all morlock including the pseudo empire they are tired of them they're the damn way they're holding out to valuable artifacts and people and not taking care. They're horrible to their son and to their friend and we don't like the warlock either and they're planning big strikes and the empire is too

18. Monday morning will start off slow but preliminary work is set up and staging and warm it's going to be beginning we have a plan and our son says that during this attack we need to have a presence all over the world and we should be mobilizing and we are for construction everywhere including Florida this place is a disaster they're going to come in here and pull tons of their stuff out we're going to do it too we don't want either side to have heavy it's nonsense now. Ain't no sun says it too they're getting smaller and they can see it as the spaceships are disappearing and that's what they're getting ready for is the counter repercussions

19. And there's a third major for a movement and it is to go after those who are rebels versus the empire and they want to use this and I couldn't hear to grab foreigners and they say us and even our son and they're very aggressive in their talk they don't expect to grab our son but they say there could be opportunity and we're going to stop them

20. Other items that are happening this weekend are discussions on Utah and more and we are planning on going out there at some point and Sunday would be a nice day and JC did it and we think it's a good idea. But the ideas are to bring him out there for the court section and that's what they call it a session and to handle money and laugh and watch him try and get back and their idiots but we do have a plan for that we're discussing that and they're discussing other items like that and Hera's characters. And they want them together and they have plans to do it and this car is one of them although we can't let them build this one and more. Basically they're designing stuff to happen the next two weeks and it's the molar they want him to go to Utah within the next two weeks once again it's bja. And other things will be happening around town he's going to try and fire Jordan remillard and company from the mayor of PC the sheriff of Charlotte and a whole bunch of other roles and internationally and Ashley too nationally too there's a couple of things

21. Trump is going to be hung out to dry during this period and he's already trying to maneuver into the UK but he's not give me a solid effort that's a big mess in the south they're all there and he's going to actually get hung out to dry because of that the trial is not going well for him criminal charges will be brought Monday state and federal charges the federal charges are very serious it's a racketeering. And it will taint him and people look at the records for any of that to try and squeeze him for money it's happening shortly

22. Other things are happening around town they want John rebelord out and everyone wants him out and his son their idiots they say and there's a movement here still and it's both sides of the warlock fight tons of them actually and they're organizing today to try and do things to get them out

23. There's a huge movement going on to try and stop the Macy's apartment and revive the m all. Is there a son's idea is pretty good and the bastard put some useless model in there it's not nice and people don't do it. It works great in Japan but not that good not that great now and they don't have anything with roboticized and people are a little mad I said what the hell are you doing now you a****** and a son went in try to make it seem cool and people didn't think so. We are very sick of that guy everything he does is negative and the colons want that and others he's such a pill he's a moron and he's going to get pushed out and the mall is one reason and Jason has figured out that it's an a****** screwing around with him for the guys to the ice bag talk and other stuff they're ridiculous assholes down there to begin with but he has made a lot worse looks disgusting like a mental hospital and there's several ideas to revive it and they're going to crush his project and the sunseeker resort too was discussed this week and today they want to tear it down. They're going to say that they fudge the numbers on the demographics with regards to traffic and they did is it a horrible spot and they have them coming out right into 41 and the main traffic and they're saying the light and the road there can't handle it and they're going to try and tear it down and say it was damage they're going to go the whole nine yards to take it down because of what he had on Sunday was they keep moving those barriers too close and other people have to go through and they start cursing them out and he's yelling back I'm doing it to you on purpose and stuff like that so we're going to do some s*** to you on purpose you dumb a******

This is what happening this weekend it'll set up Monday we're going to mention it coming up

Thor Freya

Olympus

The guy next door is a barf head we're going to use what he's saying against him

Hera and very soon today

[empressofthesunwriter]

The Stick of Truth

Codename: Dovahkiin Part 1!

N.K. is angry at her parents. Not only did they move again, no, but they moved into a snowy hicktown named South Park! She was sure she would hate it there, yet surprisingly she gets to participate in the epic RPG the kids play and falls for the human princess and the elf king. Who is friend, who is foe and which side should she choose?

Main Pairing: New Kid/Kenny McCormick/Kyle Broflovski

Chapter 13: Sunshine! Sparkle!

The next morning I woke up feeling like I got run over by a car.

Urgh!

I hate life.

Maybe the Goths are into something.

I roll over, away from my window, grabbing Ursa tight.

Need more sleep.

Before I can fall into sweet bliss again, I hear how I get a notification on my phone.

I want to ignore it…but I could be Tammy. I ain’t let hanging my best girl.

So I check my Facebook message.

Oh…it’s Kyle.

Emergency meeting at the Elven Forest.

Why?

Like a slap in the face, I remember what happened yesterday.

Clyde and his army of darkness.

The perverted Underpants Gnomes.

….MY PARENTS HAVING SEX!

With I shout I run into the bathroom and throw up. God, I didn’t need to remember that so vividly!

After I’m done leaving my guts in the toilette I brush my teeth, I need to get the taste away. Then I decide to take a long shower and maybe cry over my lost innocent.

Yeah sounds like a plan.

When I’m freshly washed I get dressed in my room in my Dark Magician Girl Cosplay. I fix my hair up with brown extensions and with hairspray. I form the spiky hairstyle of the original Dark Magician Girl. I grip my wand, which is of course the same that the original uses.

I’m ready for the day!

I go down the stairs, pointedly don’t look at my parents and ignore their question if I want breakfast.

I mumbled something that I’m not hungry.

Then I’m out of the house.

I can’t right now be close to them.

“Morning, N.K.!”, greets Tammy, also in her fighter armor.

“Hey, Tam!”

We hug each other.

“What you doing here sis?”, I ask her after our hug.

She takes my arm and we start to walk.

“You surely saw King Kyle post on Facebook I thought we could go together to the Elven Forest.”, she explains.

I smile.

“You thought right.”

We chat about random things on our way over. Ah, that’s what I need to not think about THAT.

It feels so normal.

It’s a good feeling. Something I terribly missed this last days.

Finally, we reach the Elven Forest.

King Kyle takes note of this.

“Ah, Dark Magician Queen N.K. and Lady Tammy have decided to bless us with their presence. Let's get started.”

Tammy sits between me and Stan. Cartman sends me an evil look as I sit down beside him, while I just give him the middle finger.

I won fair and square the throne. Even if Clyde took my power away in a puff. It’s still awesome that the others recognize me now as the queen of Kupa Keep.

Also, I will change the name later, I will not let my kingdom be called KKK anymore.

The elven king has prepared a PowerPoint Presentation for us with a projector and a screen fabric.

“Humans and Elves of Zaron, a great evil has descended upon us.”, he begins. “After researching last night, I believe we are facing a threat to our entire world.”

He shows us Clyde’s evil yet badass fortress on the screen.

“Clyde's fortress of darkness is over four stories tall. So far, he has recruited at least fifty warriors to be on his team, and he-“

That’s when Cartman decides to do his job as the local asshole/bastard, whisper-shouting to Leo: “Teehee, leave it to Kyle to tehehe...”

“You have something to say, Wizard?”

“Oh, nothing. Just think it's ... kind of funny how Drow elves in the Middle Ages can use Powerpoint.”, Fatass snickers.

“Oh my god, can you please shut up!”, I command. “This is important.”

“You may have gotten my throne bitch, but you aren’t my queen!”, he hisses back.

I fix him with my best death glare and hit with my fist into my hand.

“You wanna go again, fat boy? I will kick your ass for all eternity!”

My glare must be really terrific since Cartman looks ready to shit his pants, also all humans who see it are shaking too. Even Kenny and Leo!

I hear something about red eyes.

Heh?

“Queen N.K. I thank you for trying to keep order, but right now kicking Cartman’s ass, will not help us.”, tells King Kyle.

I look at Tammy, who gives me a nod. With a sign, I stop and cross my arms.

“Please continue, King Kyle.”

“Thank you as I was saying…Clyde is attempting to raise an army of darkness. I believe he is messing with something he cannot control. He has recruited many of our friends and so... our only hope is for our two factions to join forces.”

My subjects are shocked, while Kyle’s people seemed already to have accepted this idea. Maybe he told them before.

“FUCK. THAT.”, shouts Fatass. “WE do not team up with fucking ELVES.”

“You got a better idea, Wizard fatass?”, counters Stan.

“After what you elves did to us at the Battle of Wormsly Woods?!”, even Leo joins in. “You think we'll ever trust you?”

Having enough and before it escalates I stand up and stand before my people.

“Enough!”, I shout loud and clear. “I know I’m only been queen since yesterday, I don’t know what past our kingdom has with the elven one, but guys, see the bigger picture here! I agree with King Kyle. We need to join forces against Clyde. It will not help us to still fight each other if fucking Clyde takes over the world with his Nazi Zombie Army! I’m making myself clear?!”

Again I see how my friends and subjects shake. I’m really that scary? Tammy is giving me a proud thumbs up, while the elven try their hardest not to laugh.

“I’m making myself clear?!”, I repeat again, waiting for a response from my subjects.

Princess Kenny is the first to answer: “If the queen thinks this is for the best I support her.”

Shocked gasp from our people sound.

“Of course, you would say that Kinny! That bitch sucked your dick!”, accused Wizard Fatass.

Me and Kenny send him death glares.

“If I did or did not is not relevant and also is non of your fucking business, fatass!”, I shout and point my wand in his face. “I’m thinking about how to save our kingdom! This is the most important. If an alliance will help us so be it! So shut up and be the grand wizard we need for the fight and not a bastard for once in your life!”

I hear damn sons and approving whistles from Tammy and the elves. I can see that my subjects looking at each, whispering, and then all nod, besides Cartman of course.

“If you think this will be for the best, big sis…then we will follow your lead.”, speaks Leo for all.

I nod at him and sit down on my chair. I wave at Kyle to continue with his presentation.

The red-haired boy is looking at me…I would say in an admiring way. I blush and play with my wand. Tammy giggles softly in my ear. I blush even more. She will soooo tease me later, I feel it.

“Again, thanks queen N.K. I’m glad we are on the same page with this.”

“I don’t want to be a party pooper.”, begins Stan. “Even if we JOIN forces we don't have enough warriors.”

“So we recruit more factions to join us. The Pirates. The Federation. And... the Girls.”

Tammy and I deadpan at how all the boys are shocked about this.

“The GIRLS?!”, shouts Leo.

“Kyle, the GIRLS are not gonna fucking play with us.”, seems Cartman to remind him.

“Yeah, dude, we can't convince girls to do this.”, surprisingly Stan agrees.

“No, but maybe Queen N.K. can.”, counters Kyle. I cross my arms and raise an eyebrow at all the looks the boys send me. Only Tammy isn’t staring like a cow. She is deadpanning at them too. “Queen N.K. has a power we have yet to understand. She makes friends on Facebook faster than any we have seen.”

“She is really good at getting Facebook friends, I'll give her that.”, admins Wizard Chubby.

“And that I’m also a girl is totally irrelevant?”, I can’t help but point out. “And Lady Tammy here too.”

Kyle turns adorable red like a tomato.

“Erm…of course this too, queen N.K. I bet since you are their elder the girls in our grade will consider playing with us if you ask them.”, tries Kyle to save his face.

I giggle softly.

“It’s okay, cutie, I was just messing with ya.”, I flirt.

He turns red as his hair and is at a total loss for words. I hear a few snickers. Cartman opens his mouth to say something, I just hit him over the head with my wand.

“You be quiet. If you only talk shit, you will get hit.”

Grumbling curses under his breath Fatass rubs his hurting spot.

Now nearly everyone is snickering. I bet they all enjoy me putting Cartman in his place.

“Now that this is out of the way, please find a way to get the Girls to side with us, queen N.K. I'll deal with the other factions.”, promises Kyle. “The rest of you return to your stations and prepare for war.”

With a loud huzzah, we collected the chairs to put them away.

“Any idea where we could find the fourth-grade girls Tam?”, I ask my best friend, since the boys will surely not know it.

“Well when I was in fourth grade we had a secret base.”, she tells me. Huh, interesting. “It’s kind of a tradition here in South Park. But the only problem is that any new generation changes the location of the base. I think we need to find a fourth-grade girl to lead us to them.”

“Awesome! This means we can walk all day long if we don’t find someone!”, I groan annoyed, and let my head rest against her shoulder.

Tammy cooes and pets my head.

“There, there, N.K.”

“Erm, big sis?”

Surprised I look up.

Leo is standing before us.

“Hey Leo, what’s up, little bro?”

“Do you remember Annie, the one you helped against the bullies? She is a fourth grader and owes you a favor.”

I blink.

“Oh…I totally forgot! Thanks, Leo! I will send her a message.”

I ruffle his hair, while he smiles cutely up at me.

I choose to take Tammy with me to the fourth-grade girls. Having two elders and no boys will maybe sway them faster in agreeing to help us.

“So…you like King Kyle?”, asks me Tammy with twinkling eyes, as we make our way to City Hall, where Annie is waiting for us.

I blush red.

I know she would tease.

“I’m in a goddamn love triangle, Tam!”, I bemoan my faith to her. “I hate it! It’s the most stupid cliche ever! I like Kyle and also Princess Kenny.”

Now Tammy is blinking rapidly at me.

“Princess Kenny? Huh, that’s kind of funny, my ex-boyfriend was named Kenny too.”

“I think, the princess and your ex are the same.”, I wince. “In real life, she is Kenny McCormick.”

“Oh…!”

“Yep.”

We walk in silence for a while. This is a really awkward situation.

Tammy is the first to find her words.

“N.K. don’t feel bad, you meet Kenny earlier than me. How should you know that he was my boyfriend once?”

“It feels still so…awkward.”

“Listen, me and Kenny ended our relationship as friends, and…you are my best friend, even if we have known each other for such a short time.”, she takes my hand in hers and squeezes it. “What we have is so more…. potent than whatever I had with Kenny. So if you want him, get him. I just want us to stay best friends.”

“Me too, Tam, like sis, I think you are my soulmate!”, I confess to her, squeezing her hand back. “I don’t wanna lose you. You are more important than my two crushes.”

“That’s the sappiest thing anyone ever said to me…I dig it!”

I plant a soft kiss on her cheek, which makes her blush adorable.

So cute.

“I have more of that, but…you really okay if I go for Kenny. If I go…there is still Kyle.”

Now she kisses my cheek and I turn red.

“Yes, really don’t worry.”

At least my relationship with Tammy is safe.

What I should do about Kenny and Kyle is a whole other house number.

Sign.

Why I’m in a stupid love triangle?

Why?

It doesn’t need to be a love triangle, girl…polyamory!

My face turns into a pepperoni.

Where did this thought come from?

I was always monogamous in my relanteship. I never felt the need to date different people at the same time.

Why know?

…Because I can’t fucking decide and thinking about having both Kyle and Kenny as boyfriends turns me so fucking happy.

Uha, better stop now.

There is City Hall and Annie waiting for us.

“Hello N.K. and Tammy, right?”, she greets us.

I nod, while Tammy greets back for us.

“So what can I help you with?”

I explain in short words what shit we are currently dealing with and that we need more girl power to kick Clyde’s ass.

“I see.”, frowns Annie. “I can take you to the fourth-grade girls. But I don't think they'll be very willing to play with boys. Do you wish to speak to them now?”

“Yes, time is a wasting.”

“Then please follow me, N.K. and Tammy.”

And we do just that.

Tammy and I are impressed with what the fourth-grade girls did with the girl bathroom in the playground.

Yes, their secret base is there.

How did they manage to paint it, bring these tables and all this other shit like posters here, I wonder.

A pretty black-haired girl with a lilac barret seems to be the head of the girls since she is the only one sitting at one of the higher tables.

“The four hundred and twelfth meeting of the girls is hereby called to order. Sparkle, Sparkle.”, she proclaims like we are in a trail, even with a little gravel.

“Sunshine!”, responded all the girls.

“Sunshine sparkle, Millie Larsen has the floor.”, says a brunette with a hairband.

This Millie Larsen starts right away: “If it pleases and sparkles, I move that we vote IMMEDIATELY on the urgent matter involving Monica Ryland.”

Agreeing sound from all the girls.

I look at them with fascination. That is so straight, I could nearly puke. But still fascinating. Since I’m bi I have no idea how straight girls think.

Tammy whispers nostalgic to me: “I’m having so many flashbacks.”

I grin at her.

“Excuse me, I'm sorry but I have an urgent matter that I believe needs to be addressed first.”, calls Annie for attention.

“The chair acknowledges Annie.”, says barrett girl.

“Sunshine, sparkle, Annie Knitts has the floor.”

“If it pleases and sparkles, two of our elders from the fifth grade are here to talk with us about a request from the fourth-grade boys.”

Like the good straight girls their age, they play their role of being sick hearing boys nominated. I bet at least half of them already had boyfriends.

“What request do the boys ask of us?”, wants the head girl to know.

“Sunshine, sparkle, I’m Tammy and she is N.K., little sisters.”, answers Tammy for us. “We came here since we are playing an RPG with the boys, but it has gone so out of control that we need more players. You.”

“Erm yes, sunshine sparkle, did I say that right? I’m currently the queen of one of the fractions and I need some Amazons in my kingdom. You pretty and powerful girls wanna help us beat up a stupid boy?”, I add.

“That…is interesting.”, admins the head girl. “I’m Wendy, pleased to meet you two. How did you manage to become queen of the boys?”

The other girls are interested too.

“I beat up Eric Cartman like the little pussy he is.”, I explain.

Awwing sounds all around us.

Wendy smiles nostalgically.

“Ah, reminds me at the time I beat up Cartman. Good times.”

Okay, I already like this Wendy! Anyone who shows the fatass his borders is amazing!

“So you girls wanna be my amazons?”, I ask again. “Anyone who fights against fatass is my type of girl.”

For that I get confused looks…only Wendy seems to get what I mean and blushes.

Oh…someone isn’t as straight as they present themselves?

Right, my black-haired beauty?

I wink at her, which makes her blush more.

“What?! We don't have time for that!”, shouts Millie. “Something VERY big happened and we MUST do something!”

“I know, I thought maybe they could help.”, answers Annie.

“Oh, that's not a bad idea.”, means a cute blond girl with long locks. “I glitter Annie's idea.”

“Sunshine, sparkle. A motion has been glittered to have queen N.K. and?-“

“Lady Tammy.”

“And Lady Tammy help with Monica Ryland.”

Now I’m curious what this could be.

“Well spit it out, girls?”, I tell them, while Tammy nods in agreement.

“All right, your Highness and Lady Tammy, look - there are TERRIBLE RUMORS going around town that our good friend Allie Nelson was spotted at the abortion clinic.”, explains Wendy.

I frown and Tammy gasp shocked.

“I have NEVER been to the abortion clinic! I'm not a whore!”, calls this Allie Nelson into the room.

Tammy looks at her with sympathy and I purse my lips.

I don’t really see the problem with either things.

Like abortion is our right and being a whore is a stupid concept. I mean I call myself a thirsty hoe, but how Allie says whore implies for me she means it in the patriarchy way that girls can’t even kiss two boys without being labeled as dirty and whores, while boys can fuck 50 girls and are the kings of the world.

Did I mention that I hate the patriarchy?

No?

Now, you know.

“We aren't sure, but we think the girl spreading rumors about Allie is Monica Ryland.”, reveals Wendy.

“And then she has the gall to act all nice to me!”, adds Allie.

“We have to know for sure if Monica Ryland is a two-faced bitch or not. If one of you had been a boy we would have done this: we would send Monica a Facebook page with YOUR picture then told her that you're Bebe's boyfriend from Lakewood, and you want to meet her and ask her what the best thing to get Bebe for her birthday would be, and see if Monica tries to hit on you at all because THAT way, we can see if Monica is a manipulative bitch.”

“Right.”, comes from the golden locks’ beauty. So her name is BeBe.

Tammy nods in understanding, while I can just stare at them.

I think I’m going to have a rash from all this straightness, bitchness, patriarchy-infused mind thinking these little fourth-grade girls have going on.

Once again I want to thank the Lord that he made me bi and I don’t have that kind of mindset.

I can’t even comprehend that.

It’s so stupid.

Like we girls should ALL stick together and kick the patriarchy in it’s non existed balls!

The future is female and all that!

Wendy’s voice drags me back from my thoughts: “But since neither of you is a boy, we don’t know what to do.”

“Well, N.K. could dress up as a boy!”, suggests Tammy. “The boys thought for a while she was a boy as she was walking around in her Link Cosplay.”

I turn to Tammy and mouth what the fuck to her. She just shrugs her shoulders.

“Oho really, but you are so pretty!”, compliments me Bebe, but I see the envy in her eyes.

Oh no, I don’t have the nerve for this bullshit.

The other girls agree with her, yet their looks spell the same as Bebe one.

Amazing!

“I can put my Sasuke Uchiha cosplay on, that’s the only other male cosplay I have.”, I grit out from behind my teeth and wish to be anywhere else than here.

“Is he good-looking?”, wants Bebe to know.

Wordless I show her a picture of me in my Sasuke cosplay.

She nods.

“Yes, that will do.”

…I’m going to kill someone. I can’t with this shit.

“Do this task for us, and we will consider your request.”

Thanks, Wendy that you will consider it! And here I thought there was another one who wasn’t straight.

My Bi-Fi needs calibrations.

Wendy hits her gravel and says Sparkle and all, even Tammy, answer with sunshine.

I don’t even wait that Annie accompanied us to the door, I get out alone.

I need to watch/read some Yuri to get away from all this Heteronormativity/Patriarchy/Anti-Feminist I experienced.

Also, I need to change cosplay.

Why do I have a feeling this will be not easy as it seems?

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