#live action headcannons 🤣
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Hear me out… a manager who doodles on band-aids 😭
The band-aids Team Japan supplies their players are rather boring, so our lovely manager decides to spiffy them up a little bit.
It starts small. Hinata accidentally gets a paper cut from filling out forms so you take him to get it bandaged. You place the band-aid on him and he just stares.
Hinata 👉🏻😐🤨
“Why does my band-aid have a drawing of a cloud on it?” He asks
You shrug, “plain band-aids are boring, I thought I’d add something to them.” Not thinking it’s a big deal, you go back to your business as Hinata just stares at the band-aid.
“You-you drew this for me Yn?” He asks, bright globes staring practically into your soul.
“Well I mean- kinda? I did draw on several of them-”
It’s too late YN. Hinata runs into the main gym, screaming about how you personally drew a picture on his band-aid. Before you can clarify anything, you’ve got an entire situation on your hands.
“Hey I got a band-aid last week from you Yn and I didn’t have anything drawn on it!” Atsumu shouts at you
“That’s because YN doesn’t like you,” Sakusa remarks, walking past and heading to the locker room and Atsumu glares at the back of his head.
“YN can I have a special band-aid?” Bokuto whines
“Don’t be silly Bokuto, you need to hurt yourself first!” Yaku jokes as the gears in Bokuto’s brain began to turn
“Bokuto no! Yaku stop it!” You yell as Bokuto instantly deflates
“YN does drawing on the band-aid make them any less durable?” Ushijima questions
“No Wakatoshi, it doesn’t,” you sigh, palming your face at the mess your little art project has created.
“Of that is the case, May I request a volleyball on my future band-aid?” Ushijima inquires
You sigh again, throwing your hands up, “sure why not!”
“Oh so now your taking requests when you didn’t even bother to draw on mine!” Atsumu screams
“Uhh YN, maybe you should apologize to Bokuto,” Komori suggests as you look to see a deflated Bokuto sitting in the utility closet.
Maybe next time you might reconsider spicing up the band-aids 😅
#my lovely bbys#team japan headcanons#live action headcannons 🤣#I doodle on band-aids for my offspring 😅
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Ok since you're apparently tall asf (and consider me envious I WISH I could reach my highest kitchen cabinets without a stepping stool) how tall is the ideal trump card? Is 7ft enough height difference or does the werewolf need to be on stilts? 🤣
Also while I'm here, got any favorite HCs for Hans and Pip you'd want to share?
Thank you for the ask!
No need for the envy, I may be able to reach far but scoliosis, chronic backpain and shoulder bones that pop as loud as a faraway gunshot is the price I pay xD
7ft is definitely enough, but 7.22ft (pardon my European ass using Google to convert this 😭) would be like, perfection. I'm a smol bean in the body of a enlarged Fran Lebowitz, I want a giant fucking boyfriend that will have to look down at me when talking. With time I've accepted it will never happen, but still werewolf boyfriends are usually tall af and Hans is no exception, always can dream right?
As for Hans and Pip headcannons, I don't have many and the ones I do have aren't very interesting 😭
Hans is very theatrical, as we know, and I always imagined him not really knowing anything about commanding, fighting, and military stuff in general past firing his guns (and kicking huge explosives without them detonating ig). So if Hans and Pip ended up in a fight Hans would just run around doing backflips and shit while Pip would try to yell at him what to do so he doesn't get hurt. I think it would be great in an AU where he joins the wild geese a bit before the events of Hellsing. I Imagine Hans just rushing head first into a fight, having something blow up in his face and Pip going through all stages of grief before he sees that Hans just turned into mist before the explosion. This one is pretty subversive because you'd imagine Hans being the more serious Captain and Pip being not that good at it (tbf idk what he wanted to accomplish by waisting all ammo and explosive they had when the Hellsing mansion was stormed, my dude if you know the vampires are hiding behind hills just stop spamming till they're out smh)
Not really a headcannon but the fact that they both have the status of captain - cute af, great dynamic, maybe if you disregard the previous point they fight who's the better one.
This headcannon is something that kinda goes for every supernatural Hellsing OC I ever made and Anderson. If both Captains were at the Hellsing manor and Alucard was being a "vampiric asshole" Hans would just decapitate him as some fucked up version of "shut up and go away >: (". Idk why I just find it so fucking funny.
Hans and Pip swap uniforms often. Not much of an explanation for this one, just think it would be cute as hell.
Idk why I feel like Hans would be very shy when he's with Pip around other people, at least for some time he would be the stoic cinder block merging with the background like he is in the anime, but after a bit he would soften up. No smiles in public untill the first month, it's not his fault that he's no whore 😔
Pip is obviously the more social one, so whenever they go anywhere he does all the talking, but doesn't pretend that Hans is just not there, he's just more like "yeah that's me and my mute boyfriend" but he'd definitely jokingly tease him with shit like "c'mon at least smile" or "What? You don't even know sing language now? Mal, mal mal..."
Pip is a rainbow pride flag kinda guy and Hans is a mlm pride flag kinda guy (if you know you know)
"Loup garou" is Pip's pet name for Hans, I swear it's cute but even though I've been learning french for two years I can't provide any examples 😭😭😭
This one is stupid and silly as fuck but, at least to me, the wolf-wolf form, ya know, the giant fucking dog form of Hans from the begging of his fight with Seras? Yeah that one. It's impossible that in it he isn't similar size to Baskerville. I imagine Pip riding him in that form like a horse. Just zooming. Like Alice and Bayard in the live action movie.
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If you put Pip and Hans in the same room as Integra and Seras and hit record you would get the best "mlm and wlw roast each other" quotes (who am I kidding, only wlw roasting mlm)
Hans likes to turn into mist to sneak up on Pip, no matter how much and how often this happens he just thinks it's smoke from his cigarette
I can't think of anything else of value rn so this is all I got for now 😭. The next part is nsfw, so heads up.
Because Hans is a werewolf this is kinda inevitable, but in my mind Pip doesn't like the idea of sleeping with Hans in his werewolf form at all. Maybe he warms up to it later tho.
To compensate for that the most Pip does for him is pup play
They're both switches
And best for last
Pip will sometimes just leg cling to Hans like a sloth and that is it. He probably did it as a joke once and now made it a habit for some reason. I know it's not nsfw but this one is so random and idiotic I think it's best to hide it at the bottom KWKWKSSKWK
Now that that's over, thank you for the ask @nuclearforest, you're a treasure and a gift to this fandom
#hellsing#hellsing ultimate#hellsing ova#hans günsche#hellsing the captain#the captain#hans gunsche#gay#pip Bernadotte#pip bernadotte x hans gunsche#pip x cap#edited this 3 times for typos#there's probably more but idc at this point 😭
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I've got two pregnant friends and it'd giving me baby fever but in an aunt way. Imagine msby Manger getting that way and the boys misinterpreted it🤣🤣
Ok first off, keep the aunt energy going. Love my kids but man, that childless lifestyle be lookin REAL nice 😅
Second off, MSBY would hella misinterpret all of that
Manager: *sighs*
“What’s wrong Yn?” Meian asks
“Oh it’s nothing, just thinking about babies,” you reply, daydreaming about the adorable clothes, toys and tiny baby diapers 🥹
The whole of MSBY 👉🏻 *stops mid stride, balls falling on the floor, shoes squeaking, the entire 9 yards of reactions*
Bokuto and Hinata scream as you jolt in surprise, “OMG YN’s PREGNANT!”
You 👉🏻 : D oh boy-
“What the hell YN?? It’s almost volleyball season!” Inunaki jokes
“Gross Yn stay away from me,” Sakusa adds, walking far away from you
You just roll your eyes, “guys I’m not pregnant! I have two friends that are and I’m just excited about them having babies!”
Everyone says, in unison, “ohhhhhhh!”
“I mean, if you’d like some help getting pregnant- ouch HEY!” Atsumu starts to say as Thomas smacks the back of his head
Really Yn, what did you expect 😅
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Really random thought
Sakusa is dating a manager from another team and he gives them his jacket so he can find the in a tournament crowd and they wear it and there team sees it and they lose their minds
Probably tendou/noya and Tanaka
😂😂😂 bhahahahahhahaha ok but imagine it with Inarizaki 👀 Sakusa totes knows exactly what he’s doing. He’s been getting under Atsumu’s skin since 2012 ✋🏻
Sakusa told you to take his jacket because there was a “breeze” in the stadium and he was not about you getting any sort of sickness. He also wasn’t about to have you get lost in the crowd.
You shrugged, not thinking much about it because Sakusa would only ever mean well right?
Right 👀
You slip the jacket over your Inarizaki’s manager jacket because why not 🤷🏻♀️
You make your way back to your team and Akagi is the first to spot you
He’s all like 😐🤨
Omimi follows with the confusion because they are definitely sure their team colors did not change from Black, Maroon and white to freaking lime green and yellow.
Honestly iconic colors 👏🏻 10/10 to the Itachiyama design team
Ginjima and Aran spot you next and they are like
👁️👄👁️
Suna is just video taping this entire time 🙄
Kita notices you and narrows his eyes because he’s worried you’re cold and he can’t have that! Perhaps the Inarizaki jackets need more insulation 🤔
“Hey guys!” You say, as these dummies just stare at you
Thankfully the silence doesn’t last long because good things never last on this time
“YN WHAT THE HECK ARE YA WEARIN!?!?” Atsumu screams, “THAT’S ITACHIYAMA’S JACKET!”
You, looking down and shrugging, “yeah it is! Omi gave it to me.”
“Omi as in Sakusa KiyOMI??” Atsumu shouts again
“Do you know any other Omi’s Sumu?” Osamu interrupts
“YN this is a huge betrayal of our trust!” Atsumu bellows as you roll your eyes, trying to ignore him as best you can
That’s a pipe dream Yn let’s be 4 real mkay
“Atsumu will you shut up. I gave Yn my jacket so they didn’t get lost in the crowd,” Sakusa said, interrupting the conversation as Atsumu glared back
“Are you saying we can’t protect our manager?” Atsumu growled back
“I’m saying there’s a lot of people here and Yn could easily get lost,” Sakusa responded
Actually the team thought he had a decent point but they were still mad that Sakusa had put his jacket on you.
“I think we can protect Yn ourselves,” Aran said, removing Sakusa’s jacket and handing it back to him
Sakusa narrows his eyes at the team as you sigh and roll your eyes. Honestly you can’t have anything nice Yn.
“Thanks Omi, I appreciate you lending me your jacket! Can I keep it for after the game?” You inquired, thinking this would fix everything
“YN you can wear my jacket!” Atsumu yells as you smile at him.
“YN is my partner, they will wear my jacket!” Sakusa growls in response
You rn 👉🏻 🌳 🐜 🌳
“Ok enough!” Kita finally interjects, “YN can wear Sakusa’s jacket after our match. Now let’s go warm up.”
Sakusa is just smirking at Atsumu as Ginjima tries to hold him back
Of course, Osamu has to continue to egg him on because why not
“Didnt Yn reject you asking them out like 7 times?” He says as Atsumu narrows his eyes
“Actually it was 9,” Suna chimes in
You 👉🏻😐
Really Yn what did you expect 😂
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Mom mom I give you tiny manager who looks like a cinnamon roll but is actually a gremlin. Like their such a menace. Manager being messed with cause their tiny, they just have this shit eating grin and start picking on the bullies. From going missing to returning with scratches cause they tried to pet a feral cat. From collecting cute shiny rocks.
Just imagine some of they boys not noticing their jacket pockets being filled cause manager's pockets are already full
😂😂😂 honestly I have my own tiny gremlin who also likes to collect fun rocks so I feel like this was made for me. Imma do it with Inarizaki!
The boys head into the arena, preparing for a match when Kita turns around and sees you stopping, bent over and picking something up. He also notices Suna standing by you on his phone.
“Hey what are you two doing?” He asks as you stand up, only to be literally half the size of Suna
“Oh I found a new rock for my collection and Rin was helping me!” You gush : D
“I’m holding the rocks,” Suna says 😐
“That’s because I ran out of room!” You say, showing Kita your full pockets of rocks
“YN you can’t just pick up random things all the time!” Atsumu scolds but you pay zero attention to his untoned blonde head, instead choosing to find more rocks.
Since Omimi is the closest, you slip rocks into his pocket as you happily continue on your journey.
Soon everyone had rocks BUT Atsumu and now he’s jealous.
“Well now I want rocks!” He cries
“Well maybe you shouldn’t be so judgy Sumu and you’d have rocks,” Osamu says, jiggling his pocket full of rocks 😌
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So today I went shopping with my two DIY offspring and in the chaos of trying to make sure they didn’t burn down the store, it got me thinking about what it would be like to manage Team Japan in a grocery store setting 👀
Bokuto, Hinata and Atsumu argue over whose going to push the cart 😐
Ushiwaka is in charge of the list. I don’t make the rules ✋🏻 but also tell me he’s not
Kageyama and Hoshiumi say, “we’ll be in the sporting section ✌🏻”
Komori is putting things in the cart that is absolutely not on the list
Hakuba and Hyakuzawa are walking 5 miles behaving everyone because they don’t want people to know they are with you all 🙄
Yaku and Aran are yelling at Atsumu, Bokuto and Hinata for running into people’s ankles with the cart
Iwaizumi is waiting up at the front for you to bring the troubled children to him
Meanwhile Sakusa is sitting in the air conditioned vehicle because he can’t be bothered to deal with all of this 😅
And you, well you, our dear manager, are happily strolling the aisle, noise cancelling headphones gifted from the coaches your lord and savior 😌
#my lovely bbys#live action headcannons 🤣#haikyu team japan#team japan manager#team japan x gn! reader
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I can totally see smol baby crow first year manager going up to the Karasuno boys and asking for their autograph.
Kageyama and Hinata would beat each other up over who gets to sign first
Asahi I would pass out from nervousness
Tanaka and Noya would pass away 😂
🥹🥹🥹 ok but imagine this after they beat Shiratorizawa 👏🏻 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 (I will never stop doing that)
“C-can I have your autographs?” Our tiny bby crow manager asks, heart eyes ablaze 😍
The team 👉🏻 *looks left* *looks right* 👁️👄👁️ us??
“Yes! You beat Ushiwaka and Shiratorizawa! You guys are destined for greatness and well, can you sign my book?” Smol manager asks, eyes round with excitement
Daichi and Suga 👉🏻🥲🥲
Tsukishima 👉🏻🙄 *secretly he’s so excited*
Asahi 👉🏻🥹😭
Noya and Tanaka 👉🏻 rolling around on the floor because how freaking cute is their manager
Hinata and Kageyama 👉🏻 fighting about who gets to sign the book first
Kiyoko and Yachi 👉🏻 Happy they get 5 seconds of peace 😌
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My little cousin would love Tsuki. Their both Dino heads. I'll just go like " this is a rhino dinosaur right?" And my cousin does this little giggle and he goes into detail on the name and size of them .
I headcanon that Tsukki’s dream first date would be to a natural science museum and then out for a coffee. Do that and you’ve bagged yourself a middle blocker 😌
#dancingintherainwithchifuyu#live action headcannons 🤣#tsukishima more like suckyshima#tsukishima kei
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The way msby found out about sakusa wife was she help bokuto a few day earlier not knowing they both knew sakusa. Then he ran in to her again and saw her with sakusa. Bokuto said "hey your the one that helped me"
"Oh hey" you said
"You know him" sakusa said
You nodded and said "he was at the market and wanted to know the different between zucchini and cucumber"
"Yes thank you what is your name by the way" bokuto asked
"Sakusa y/n"
"As in your married to him" he said pointing to sakusa as you nodded
The next practice was insane just mostly hinata and bokuto wanting to get more information on you.
😂😂😂😂 ok but Sakusa would gate keep his wife at any cost. This man will plan an extensive wedding, away from Japan, allow no one to post social media pics and literally not mention anything.
Imagine if you will, one day Omi Omi forgets to take his wedding band off before heading to practice
Atsumu 👉🏻👀 🤨 *immediatley hones in*
“What the heck is that?” He says pointing to HIS winged spoilers finger
Omi looks down and like a train, it hits him
Omi 👉🏻😐 crap-
Then our two resident idiots join
Hinata and Bokuto 👉🏻🤪 WhAtS tHaT OmI oMi?!?
Meian and the other dorks come in and everyone is now staring at Sakusa
“Sakusa are you married?” Inunaki final breaks the silence
“Sakusa married?!?” Atsumu belts out laughing
Sakusa 👉🏻😐😑
“Let’s be real guys, there’s no way Sakusa would ever find someone to put up with his crap,” Atsumu laughs
Just then Thomas walks in the locker room like this 👉🏻👁️👄👁️
“Uh Omi there is a ridiculously gorgeous woman outside waiting for you,” he says as all the guys eyes widen and they RUN to see 🏃♂️
They are so nosy, prove me wrong 🙄
“Hey Kiyoomi! You forgot your knee pads and I noticed your ring wasn’t at home. I can take it back for you?” You say sweetly
The eyes are all still like 👁️👄👁️
Sakusa smiles, walking up to you, taking his knee pads and hand you his wedding ring, “thanks baby, I’ll see you at home tonight. Love you.”
Then he kisses you right in front of the team, because man’s KNOWS what he’s doin 😏
“Love you too! I’ll have dinner ready by 7!” You say, waving and running away
The guys 👉🏻👁️👄👁️
“That’s- that’s your wife Sakusa?” Meian interjects
Sakusa smirks, “yes that’s MY wife.”
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Oikawa’s little sister (second year) x bokuto 🤩
No bc imagine. Toru would be like 😟
😂😂😂 oof tiny Oikawa is really glutton for punishment isn’t she 😅
“YN I heard your going to Tokyo? Why?” Toru asks you
“Oh my boyfriend is playing in the spring tournament so mom said I could go,” you say
“Boy-friend? As in a boy who is a friend or a boyfriend-boyfriend?” Toru asks
You 👉🏻😐🙄 boyfriend Toru
“YN how could you get a boyfriend and one whose going to nationals?!?” Toru screams
“Toru I’ve been dating Kotaro for a while now, keep up,” you say
“Kotaro?!? As in KOTARO BOKUTO?!? Top 5 ace in all of Japan??” Toru
You 👉🏻💅 yes
Just then your phone rings and it’s Bokuto on FaceTime
“Hey Kotaro!” You answer as you push Toru out of the frame of the camera
“HEY HEY HEY ANGEL! I miss you!” Bokuto whines as Toru rolls his eyes
“Really YN this is your boyfriend?”
“At least I have a boyfriend,” you respond 😜
Toru 👉🏻🥲
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Mom my kids are finally registered for school and start Monday, they're doctors gave me huge issues about getting their freaking shot records of all things which I need for them to be enrolled, but now I can stop thinking about how the Haikyuu dad's would react to dropping their kids off at school on the first day. It's infecting my brain lmfao.
Oh my god this idea is so freaking adorable 🥺🥺🥺 please we need all the dads!!!
Featuring Bokuto, Atsumu and Oikawa
No warnings, all fluff 🥰
Let me know if you want me to do more characters! Honestly these are so cute!
Bokuto
Cries, balls, literally enters emo mode for the entire rest of the week
His little princess is starting school and he's not ready 😫
You've done everything you possibly can to prepare your daughter and she's ready
But your husband on the other hand 😬
"Kotarou you can't just stand by the door waiting for her to come out of school. Thats super creepy and also, she's fine!" You say, trying to console your deflated husband
"YN she's so little! What if someone picks on her? What if she gets lost? Oh my god should be have bought her a cell phone???" Bokuto exclaims, fully freaking out.
You sigh, hugging your husband from behind and rest your head in his shoulder, "Ko she's 5, I promise she will be ok! I have a great idea, how about we head home and we can pick her up together before you head to afternoon practice! Then you can see how awesome her first day was!"
Bokuto just nods in agreement, knowing you are right but still saddened that his first born is growing up right before his eyes.
Atsumu
The silent worrier
Seriously he acts composed but he's not
Will watch out the window a full hour before your son's bus is due to arrive so he won't miss it
"That's it, I'm calling the school!" Atsumu says, throwing his hands up and walkingnto his phone.
"Sumu stop it! It's still 5 minutes before the bus is suppose to arrive," you say rolling your eyes and taking cookies from the oven
"YN the bus schedule says drop off time between 2:50 and 3:05, it is now 3:01! Don't ya think they are cutting it a bit close?" Atsumu shouts as you stand there, staring at your moronic husband.
"Sumu, it's going to be fine! The first week of school is always hectic. Give the poor bus driver a break and stop being such a stickler."
"I'm not a stickler YN! There is nothing wrong with holding people accountable for the actions," Atsumu explains
In reality, he's barely holding it together. The thought of your son being away from him for so long is breaking his heart.
Oikawa
The most prepared yet dramatic
Has personally purchased the list of school supplies and color coordinated everything
Will start new traditions with your daughter that he will continue into her college years
"Ok sweetie! Wave at the camera for Uncle Iwa, Makki and Mattsun!" Your husband says, waving his fingers in the air and being so freaking adorable.
"Toru, you've take at least 50 pictures not to mention you documented her entire morning routine on your Instagram reels," you say, arms crossed as you watch your husband fuss of your daughter.
"YN this is a big moment for us, please don't ruin it," Toru says as you roll your eyes at him.
"Come on sweetheart, let's get you in the car before your dad realizes that your hair is totally lopsided," you say, leading your daughter to your car and slightly teasing your husband.
"YN why didn't you say anything earlier?" Toru cries as you just laugh.
He just wants everything to be so perfect for his precious baby.
#my lovely bbys#live action headcannons 🤣#follower headcannons#bokuto kotaro fluff#atsumu miya fluff#oikawa toru fluff#dad! bokuto#dad! atsumu#dad! oikawa#haikyu fluff#gender neutral reader
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Today is my boys first day and to keep the Dad! Haikyuu train rolling we need to see Aone, Kenma, Kuroo, Iwazumi (because God 27 athletic trainer Iwazumi as a father yes please), and Mad Dog.
Honestly I'll never stop loving these!
Aone
We all know he's silent, that's a given
He he's totally holding back tears YN 🥺
He's not ready to let your daughter go
"I'll miss you daddy," your daughter says as your giant husband bends down, hugging her and kissing her cheek.
"I'll miss you top angel, I'll be waiting right here for you when you come home," your giant teddy bear husband says.
Your daughter turns and walks into school, nervous but excited to start. You look at your stoic husband as a small tear runs down his face.
"Taka, she's going to be fine! Futakuchi's boy is starting school today too ans he will protect her," you say rubbing your husband's back.
He just nods, grabbing your hand and turning to walk away. He's trying his best YN but he's totally going to go home and cry 🥲
Kenma
He acts cool and collected
He is most definitely NOT cool nor collected
He totally installed a tracking device on your son's backpack so he can make sure he gets there safe
"Babe don't you think you're being a little over protective," you ask your husband as he watched your sons dot move around the screen on his phone.
"YN, there is not such thing as TOO overprotective," he says, "besides the school wouldn't let me install security cameras so this is the next best options."
"Kenma he's 5 and in kindergarten! What do you think will happen?" You ask
Your husband just stares at you, dumbfounded, "oh I don't know YN, arson maybe burglary!"
"At kindergarten?" You say
"YN these kids are smart and crafty! Our kid learned to program at age 2, who knows what these kids are capable of!"
You sigh, giving up and walking away. You know your husband is nervous and watching your sons little dot float around helps ease his worries.
Kuroo
He's actually really excited!
He's been preparing for this for weeks
He's a logical guy and knows school is a great place!
He definitely had Kenma install a tracking device tho 🤣
"Daddy, do you think I look pretty?" You daughter asks as she stands in front of your husband in her new school clothes and cute hair.
"Baby you look gorgeous! Everyone is going to be so jealous of how pretty you look!" Your husband gushes as your daughter blushes
"Do you think I'll be the prettiest girl in school?" Your daughter says
"Absolutely!" Your husband answers
"Ok good because there's a boy I like!" Your daughter says, skipping away as your husband freezes
"Tetsuro don't even think about it!" You say as your husband picks up his phone
"I'm just going to call the school YN and un-enroll her. I think we should look for a private girls school," he says as you roll your eyes.
Iwaizumi
Complete mess
Trying to hold it together but he's so sad
Literally he's going to miss your daughter so much
You come downstairs to your husband silently preparing your daughters lunch. He looks so deflated and sad and you can't help but feel for him.
"Hey Haji, you ok?" You ask hugging your husband from behind.
"I'm going to miss her so much YN," he says, turning and hugging you back.
"I know, me too but she's so excited and she will do so well!" You say trying to consol your husband as he just nods
"I know, I know but it's like just yesterday she wad a baby and now she's going to school! Soon I'll be sending her to volleyball practice and then college!" Your husband says sniffling
"Babe don't worry about that! We have a few years before any of that starts," you say
Your husband only smiles and turns to stuff rhe note he wrote in your daughter's lunch box.
I love you sweetheart! Have the best first day ever! Love daddy
Kyotani
Acts nonchalant while having an internal panic attack 🤣
Has a permanent scowl on his face all morning
Has already threatened the school 5 times to make sure his son stays safe
"Kentaro could you not look so crabby?" You ask your husband as you glares at you
"I'm not crabby YN, I'm trying to appear threatening," he says as you stand outside your sons school
"You're scaring the children Kentaro, please stop," you ask as you watch your son head into school.
"Well good! I don't want my kid being bullied!" He growls as you roll your eyes
"Pretty sure you won't have to worry about that babe, once they know who his dad is, they won't mess with him," you say turning to walk away
"Good!" He says as your son waves to a little girl, holding her hand as he walks in
"Awe Iwaizumi's daughter goes to this school too! How cute!" You gush as your husband just smiles.
Hes so excited his boy will have a friend to play with.
#my lovely bbys#live action headcannons 🤣#follower headcannons#alreadyinsane#aone takanobu#kenma kozume#kuroo tetsuro#iwaizumi haijme#kyotani kentaro
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kenma's wife who just gave birth to their child, and then she doesn't like being swaddled, or her hands being inside the blanket.
when kenma's mom came to visit, she was really head over heels.
'' kozume also slept alot like that back then! she's really his sweetheart!!
'' okay mom, that's enough. "
he's trying really hard to stop blushing.
Not Kenma with a baby 🥹🥹🥹 please how freaking cute!! Kenma would also today be a baby wearing dad!
You walk in to Kenma streaming in his office with your daughter safetly on his chest, face not visible to the cameras while he games
“She’s definitely a little hand full but she doesn’t like to be swaddled because she likes her hands out so we usually just wear her and she’s happy,” he says to his audience
He takes out one of her little hands and shoes his fans and the chat goes nuts at how freaking cute dad! Kenma is 🥹
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Headcannons for timeskip team.
Them finding out you married to atsume is married to the manger. Was a fun story
You we're walking to get lunch for the team and you forgot to tuck you wedding ring that was on a chain around your neck in yourshirtso when you walked back in the gym bokuto saw it. Wide eyed he asked "is that a wedding band." You nodded "invite the lucky person to the team dinner tomorrow after the game"
"Sure" you say starting at your husband who was running lappes after pissing off rhe caption again.
At the dinner you just asked normal "where the person" bokuto asked then you pointed to atsume "I'm miya y/n"
Then a screme of all the team including your husband. "Sume were married why did you scream" he just shrugged
Honestly, imagine how hard it was for Atsumu not to tell the entire dream team he was married to you. Like he just wants to brag but he can’t because he respects that you don’t want to tell the team. Unfortunately you often forget how annoying said team can be 😏
“Yn what is that ring around you neck?” Hinata asks
“Wait is the replica of ‘The One Ring’ from Lord of the Rings?” Kageyama asks
You 👉🏻😐🤨 really-
“Wait is that the one where they talk about all the breakfast stuff?” Bokuto interjects
“Yes Bokuto and no it’s not actually, it’s just a very important ring,” you say, trying desperately to not give it away
“You forgot to take your wedding ring off didn’t you Yn?” Omi speaks up as Atsumu spits his water out of his mouth
“Wait- you knew Yn was married to me?” Atsumu says
Everyone 👉🏻👁️👄👁️ TO WHOM…
“Well I didn’t think Yn was married to you! Oh my god Yn really? Of all the people?” Omi shouts
Atsumu👉🏻 *offended*
“I’ll have you know that Yn was BEGGING to marry me!” He shouts
“At least make it believable Sumu,” Yaku interjects
You 👉🏻😐 regretting everything that has lead up to this point in your life
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Someone stop me from thinking about DILF! Atsumu at his sons middle school volleyball game 😅 he’s literally that dad who yells and makes all the kids cry 🤣
“COME ON REF WHAT WAS THAT CALL?!?” Atsumu screams
You 👉🏻😬🫣
“Seriously did you see that crappy call! The ball was way out of bounds! Jeez ref maybe get your eyes checked before you make a call like that or better yet get all the line refs some be glasses!” He screams as you slowly slide away from him, pretending not to know who the hell this man is.
“YN can you imagine them doing that in a professional game?” He says, sitting down and crossing his arms over his broad chest
“Well thank god these kids are only in middle school Sumu- what the hell are you doing now?” You say as your husband stands up, heading down to the court
“I’m just going to supervise from closer, it’s obvious they need an experts eye down there,” he hums, walking to the court
Meanwhile, the coach is looking at you like “YN CONTROL YOUR MAN!” 😭
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Mom imagine one of the timeskip men from haikyuu coming home from an away game to see you curled up on the couch napping with a plushie of them. You can't tell me Omi, Hinata, Oikawa, and Suna wouldn't be all soft; Iwa would be confused why there's a plushie of him when he's not a player; Kagayama and Ushi would just stand there gazing at you before carrying you to bed to lay down next to you; and of course Sumu and Bo would get jealous of the plushie and decide to replace it and thus waking you from your nap because they're complaining about you not cuddling them. Sweet little thoughts brought about by me being sleepy.
😂😂😂 ok but you nailed this!
But also 👀 imagine Oikawa coming home to this but finding a little something… different 😅
You and Oikawa have been dating for years, since high school. So naturally, you are besties with all the boys 💅
Oikawa walks into your shared apartment, only to see you surrounded by Team Japan Plushies, covered in a Team Japan jersey and fast asleep
First he’s like 👁️👄👁️
Then he’s like 😡
He thinks about how he’s going to wake you up and berate you for your obvious obsession with Team Japan
But as he gets closer, he notices you holding tight to a plushie of him and he instantly melts
Oikawa rn 👉🏻😡😐🥹😭
He quickly snaps a picture of it and sends it to Iwa
Shittykawa: *sends picture* look at my partner 🥰🥰🥰
Iwachan ❤️: is that a plushie of me, Hinata and Ushiwaka?
Shittykawa: IGNORE THAT!
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