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[guymaito]

anyway goodnight to muslims and jewish ppl i love you all and may you have a blessed dec 25th 😚

#not my post #queue t pie

[guymaito]

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#true n real #if u see me using neos for hermits than that’s why #not my post #to add to my pinned

[guymaito]

The most Toxic power couple… good for them

#not my post #mcyt #double life

[guymaito]

Hey, since I keep getting stuff like this on Tiktok/other social media platforms:

Friendly reminder to PLEASE. stop using "narcissist" to describe an abuser or any situation regarding that. I have seen so many genuinely validating and strong posts or discussions be ruined by ableist and inaccurate terminology. It's irritating. There are so many powerful words in the English language and yet you turn to demonizing a disorder. If you want to work on normalizing the effects of trauma then normalize defending NPD as well.

If you use the term "narc-abuse" then I hope you weep when you realize I'm in a perfectly healthy relationship with a narcissist.

#not my post #of importance #ableism

[guymaito]

Random Headcanon: There are 3 varieties of license for people hoping to own pokemon- junior, standard, and professional.

Junior Trainer License- Allows individuals between 10 and 16 years of age to own and train pokemon, as well as engage in Junior League competitions and challenge gyms. The species allowed to be owned by junior trainers is commonly restricted with different areas having different restrictions (ex. only indigenous species, only pokemon under a certain power level). Due to the young age at which children can attain their licenses, most schools provide afterschool and weekend prep classes starting in the third grade. Junior licenses must be renewed every 2 years, costing $10-15.

Standard Trainer License- Allows individuals age 17+ years of age to own and train pokemon. The species allowed to be owned are rarely greatly restricted, with restrictions to ownership of legendary or mythical pokemon as well as potential restrictions based on local concerns (ex. no steelix in the city, no caterpie-line in areas where they’re invasive). Standard licenses must be renewed every 5 years, to the tune of $100-125.

Professional Trainer License- Allows individuals 17+ years of age to train pokemon in a professional capacity, challenge gyms, and engage in all ranks of League competition. Legendary or mythical pokemon species may not be owned or trained. Professional licenses must be renewed every 2 years or whenever a new region is entered, costing $50-60.

All trainer licenses allow free use of pokemon centers and their amenities. All licenses are granted only upon passing the associated exam, which tests knowledge on pokemon care, first aid, training, and associated laws. Individuals above the age of 17 may downgrade or upgrade their license to another variety at any time. Licenses can be revoked upon conviction for pokemon abuse or neglect, pokemon-powered assault, murder, and/or failure to take precautions to avoid excessive pokemon-related damage.

While the age at which children can obtain licenses is 10 across the board, the age at which one can begin journeying varies from area to area from as low as 10 to as high as 17. Individuals do not need the permission of a parent or guardian, though they are required to be registered at their local pokemon center to ensure authorities know they’ve left and can track their general area through the pokemon centers’ journey systems. These systems also alert the League should a trainer not check into a pokemon center for 3 weeks (10 days if the trainer is in possession of a junior license) without previously removing themselves from the register.

Most regions- especially those in which young child may journey- have a Journey Beginners program offered to individuals 20 years of age or younger who have not previously been registered in the pokemon center systems. Funded through taxes, these programs offer aid to young trainers looking to set out on their own. This aid includes free classes and seminars on first aid, hiking, survival, campfire cooking, etc. Even to individuals who don’t partake in these lessons, programs typically offer supplies to start one off on their journey free of charge, which include-

A backpack

Individual-sized tent and sleeping bag

Booklet of maps of the region + compass

Book on important local plants & local pokemon

Booklet on item gathering and sale

Dried and canned food for 2 weeks

Pokemon food for 2 weeks

Water for 1 week + water purifying tablets

Reusable utensils

Flashlight + batteries

Pokegear or similar product

Emergency blanket

Fire starting kit

First aid kit

Bug spray

Sunscreen

Toiletries

Multi-tool

10-20 pokeballs

$200 in emergency money, also good for buying the remaining essentials (extra clothes, headgear, etc) for those that need them

These programs will also provide starter pokemon to individuals without them, typically a choice between three indigenous pokemon of the fire, grass, and water types that have been determined to be optimal beginner pokemon as well as handy on the road. These pokemon are provided by breeders specializing in the production of healthy, reliable starters. These starters are given a bit of training prior to being issued, teaching them how to activate the emergency alert function on pokegears/similar products on their own in an emergency.

#not my post #pokemon

[guymaito]

I just got an ask about a Native spirit that many Natives have asked monsterfuckers to not use.

It starts with a W.

People from the culture it’s from do not say its name because in their culture, saying the name summons the spirit. Out of respect for my friends from that culture, I do not say/type the name either.

I would kindly ask you not put that creature in my ask box in the future. I know the person that submitted it likely didn’t know so there’s no hard feelings. It’s alright. I’m not upset.

I’m not really the best person to educate folks on this topic and I wish I had some resources on why that’s not a good thing for non-Native people to use for their fiction.

I’m sure even my wording here isn’t great. I know the spirit is from a specific Native culture (there’s a lot of them, for those that didn’t know lol) and I can’t remember which one(s) and my brain is still fuzzy from being sick.

So if any of my followers are familiar with this issue, please feel free to share the info of why this isn’t good.

Again, I understand the person that sent the ask likely didn’t know all this. I’m not upset. I just think it’s worth mentioning.

#of importance #not my post

[guymaito]

made a survey for what species ppl headcanon the s1 empires as !!

also false isn’t in this cause she obviously wasn’t in s1 n i’m only doing s1 empires

#reminder that i made a survey ^^ #royal hearings

[guymaito]

People are attracted to a fictional man and go "oh well he HAS to be buff" NO HE DOESN'T! ACCEPT HIM FOR THE WEAK ARMED NERD HE IS! CHERISH THAT!

#not my post

[guymaito]

I HEART BIGB

#not my post #mcyt #double life

[guymaito]

reblog and tag what is “your” video game, aka the game you could make an entire video essay on it, mines acnl

#pokemon n minecraft #not my post

[guymaito]

«Rivals» in training~

#oh 😳😳 hello #maito gai #kakashi hatake #not my post #naruto (show) #kakagai

[guymaito]

i love it when men are complete and total losers

#c!mumbocore #c!griancore #not my post

[guymaito]

theres guys……… awesome

#not my post #mcyt #hermitcraft

[guymaito]

The titan of the sea goes for a relaxing morning swim Twitter | Instagram

#not my post #pokemon #kyogre #wingull

[guymaito]

as a girl whos a gross dude i looove men who are fancy ladies. we are best friends

#u guys still have 3d chess genders ? me n my friends r out here w/ 16d chess genders #not my post #queer tag

[guymaito]

Yes, this is an ad for a podcasting app.

#queued since: #4:16pm #queue t pie #not my post

[guymaito]

lazy afternoon

jimmy is stuck. he absolutely cannot move under any circumstance. he has no idea how he’s going to get out of this one. tango has fallen asleep in his lap and there is no way he’s waking him up.

he did not mean for this to happen. they’d been working on rebuilding the ranch all day, and they went to rest in the shade for a minute. turns out, tango was a little more tired than he let on and ended up falling asleep mid-cuddle. it’s adorable but very inconvenient at this moment.

jimmy isn’t entirely sure what to do. moving might not wake him, but he doesn’t want to risk it. so he accepts it.

he smiles as he watches tango’s chest rise and fall with each soft breath and the way the tip of his tail flicks lazily up and down. 

a cool breeze blows around them, welcome in the hot midday sun. jimmy starts to absentmindedly stroke tango’s hair and after a moment hears a low rumbling sound.

jimmy looks around, startled, but sees nothing. then he looks down at tango— who is smiling in his sleep and has tilted his head towards jimmy’s hand. he realises (and has to stifle a laugh) that tango is purring. 

admittedly, it’s adorable. he never thought that tango, of all people, would purr. he continues to run his fingers through tango’s hair. not because he gets butterflies when he thinks about the time tango told him he only falls asleep when he feels safe, no it’s only because his hair is soft.

jimmy starts to sing to himself, not really knowing how he knows the song but humming it anyway. 

he’s looking at the houses over the other side of the ravine when he feels a sharp pain in his fingers. he stifles a yelp, realising that tango’s hair is starting to set on fire. 

tango, however, wakes up anyway. presumably because of the shared pain thing they have going on.

“wha’ was that?” he mumbles, before noticing their positions, and (judging by his mortified expression) the purring coming from his throat.

he sits bolt upright, his face flushed. jimmy grins. “oh no, you don’t get to pretend. when were you gonna tell me you purr?”

“uhm- well the plan was never.” tango says, fiddling with his sleeve.

“aw, so what, you don’t trust me?” jimmy moves closer to him and wraps his arms around his waist. tango laughs.

“of course i do. it’s just.. embarrassing, you know?” he says. “it’s like when you wouldn’t tell me about your wings until last week.” 

jimmy remembers the conversation they’d had when tango kept feeling the pinfeathers he couldn’t quite reach. it ended with jimmy teaching tango how to preen his wings, and a lot of cuddles.

“fair.” jimmy nods. “it doesn’t stop it being cute though.”

“it’s not cute.” tango protests. “it’s inconvenient.”

“it’s adorable.” jimmy says. “now turn around a give me a proper hug.”

tango huffs but obliges. “you’re annoying.”

“you love me really.” jimmy smiles, wrapping his wings around him. 

“mmm.. maybe.” tango mumbles, nuzzling his nose into jimmy’s neck.

jimmy laughs quietly as he starts stroking tango’s hair and hears him purr. “i’d say more than maybe.” he says, kissing his cheek.

“shut up.” tango says. jimmy feels tango’s face heating up against his skin. 

“it’s cute.” jimmy says, stomach filling with butterflies. “you’re cute.”

“says the guy who sings when he’s happy.” tango moves backwards slightly to smirk at jimmy.

“you- uhm. heard that?” jimmy asks sheepishly.

“yes and it’s incredibly sweet.” tango says, leaning in to kiss jimmy on the cheek. “you got a good voice.”

jimmy rolls his eyes, blushing. “you’re so annoying.”

tango smiles. “you love me really.”

“I do.”

#not my post #mcyt #double life