#unreal earth is out

[blackest-soul]

Y/N: hozier is my new crush… i am so over spencer reid

emily: baby, you were never under him in the first place.

Y/N: im gonna murder you in your sleep, em. No law will convict me. Hotch will represent me!!!!

emily: i know i should be scared but it is really difficult to be scared of a 4’11 beb.

jesus spencer, walking in: hey

Y/N: guess where are back to square 1 huh.

#shitpost #criminal minds #spencer reid x reader #spencer reid #spencer reid x you #spencer reid fluff #spencer x reader #incorrect quotes #listen to hozier #unreal earth is out

[alecmagnuslwb]

Me on August 18th when Hozier’s new album comes out:

#hozier #new girl #i use this every time someone i love comes out with a new album #it's my favorite thing #unreal earth #i am ready for you

[songbird-is-crying]

me: the world is hard and heavy and i don’t really want to get out of bed

unreal unearth:

me: the indomitable human spirit wins again i guess time to go live the best i can

#hozier #unreal unearth #or it’s just the simple fact that i go out and do things productive so i have the excuse to listen to good music while i do it #unreal unearth just means the earth and the heavens to me ok

[apocalypse-alpaca]

This new Hozier album sure did come at the right time huh Good Omens fandom

#hozier #new hozier album #unreal earth #good omens #ineffable husbands #renew good omens #david tennant #micheal sheen #queer #im crying again #there is no way Crowley and/or Aziraphale did not canonically pour their hearts out to Andrew #agagaga

[hussyknee]

The OCD urge to convince everyone that you're not a good person really.

#it feels unreal to me that it's not obvious to people what a five alarm trashfire the inside of my head is #it's a fucking warzone in here. people are dying. blood everywhere. things on fire #this ends up presenting itself in seething passive aggression‚ virulent rants at the drop of a hat and randomly exploding at people #but most of it happens at home or with disparate people and places #so a casual observer who isn't targeted and doesn't disagree merely thinks Im being snippy #instead of acting like bear caught in a trap #people see your highlight reel not the behind the scenes footage #so when they still like you despite how toxic you know yourself to be #it feels like you're being disingenuous somehow #the baseline ocd existence is believing you're the reason for humanity's downfall and a plague on the earth #and desperately hoping that nobody finds out but also that people do find out so that you can stop being terrified of being discovered #actually ocd #ocd #scrupulosity #knee of huss #mental illness #mental health

[onegothwillgraham]

I do not have wings, love

I never will

Soaring over a world you are carryin'

If these heights should bring my fall

Let me be your own

Icarian carrion

🌌

#martin art #good omens #aziraphale #crowley #guys. #. #you guys unreal earth has me FUCKED UP #!!!!! #anyway this was birthed out of breaking down crying at icarion carrion #it’s such a gorgeous fucking song ragghgg #also it’s very them #yippee #aziracrow

[tired-and-swaggy]

im gonna be sooooo normal about this

#HE IS FR LAYING GENTLY IN THE COLD HARD EARTH!!!!? #so obviously the other items represent the 7 deadly sins or the 9 circles of hell based on what he’s told us #like the coin is greed and the silver wear is gluttony #but i can’t figure all of them out… #hozier #unreal unearth

[your-best-american-babygirl]

ok yeah i don't know about everything but do YOU know i could break beneath the weight

#of the goodness love i still carry for you #HOW WAS THAT ALREADY A TAG. IM SCREAMING. #hozier #unknown nth #this song ripped something out of me. it hurts #unreal earth #god. #that id walk so far just to take #the injury of finally knowing you #sha la la baby

[lunarharp]

various witch stuff of the day or whatever the heck

#witch hat tag #orufrey #uhh yeah just getting some stuff out of the way haha i like the first one tho. i drew something that scares me #iguin must have been involved in qifrey's thing somehow. The Lidless eye..the sight of the world..i mean i think [redacted] #and he'll be [redacted] and [redacted] will be forced to... [redacted]???!?!!? #I want to keep my theories to myself.......or do i. not being a fandom person (other than dropping my art and leaving) means i just.. #combust inside by myself with ideas and FEARS FOR THAT MAN.....CAN SOMEONE HELP HIM IM SO WORRIED IM SO... #CAN YOU LET SOMEONE HELP YOU #apparently tetia's expression in the last one is hard to understand =.= she's emotional bc she cant believe they remembered #the twin hat idea. and that she's so happy. i was thinking about how she was probably qif's first pupil so there must have been a time #where it was just her qif and oru... i DO think she is hinted strongly to be trans but even if not her mystery background is probably so sad #why would qifrey even become a teacher? his goal was the brimhats. but he keeps being distracted by kids with problem pasts so #he must have only been drawn to help tetia out of a deep sympathy. it seems at that point he and oru had drifted apart #did oru decide to be his watchful eye hearing about that or did qifrey ask him? he thought that qif had given up on brimhat stuff so.. #*mumble mumble* lately i also keep remembering oru saying something UNREAL in kitchen like 'we're finally living under the same roof' ???? #you can't just say that. what on earth. i..... whatever. i haven't even processed like 20% of my potential emotions about them #i feel so weirdly emotional today. i stopped thinking about witch hat for zuka even tho im SO hyperfixated it is genuinely PAINFUL to stop #i stopped just long enough to watch gatsby raku.... my haachan #i'm so grateful right now that i dont have any big issues in my life rn so i can get worried about manga men and sad about actors retiring #today at least i am extremely grateful. living and being alive is so so so so weird. i hope we all make it

[tathrin]

📽 action!: rank all six of the films (or three if you're a hater)

Answers for this LotR ask-game.

Ahh okay so at this point I have to confess something terrible: I still have not seen the third Hobbit movie. I'm sorry! I just couldn't do it. The fuckery of it all, especially in the second movie with Mirkwood and Thranduil and Legolas ("a lowly Silvan elf" what the FUCK what the fuck PJ WHAT THE FUCK), was just too much for me. Character-assassination is one thing, and I thought after Denethor I knew what I was going to be getting with Thranduil but NOPE! It was literal world building assassination and I just CANNOT.

Don't get me wrong, Lee Pace did an amazing job and actually seeing Mirkwood was amazing and it was genuinely delightful to see Orlando put those ears on again; but the OuTrAgE that filled my heart at the yeet-ing of what minimal canon we even have for the Mirkwood elves was just intolerable, and while I did mean to go see it, really I did, I just...couldn't actually get the motivation to go before it was out of theatres. I've heard the EE are better (less studio fuckery) so I'll watch them someday! Honest! I just...haven't. yet.

And as to the Lord of the Rings trilogy...man, I don't even know how to do this. In terms of which is the best film, or in terms of which one I enjoy watching most, or in terms of which on hits me in the heart hardest or...? I don't know if I can objectively rank my feelings about these movies even in my own brain because RotK ends with Into the West and I have FeelingsTM about the Undying Lands and Sea Longing okay. So the last scene of RotK at the Grey Havens is a fucking spear through the heart every time and I can't even describe the knot of feelings it engenders, and I think overall TTT may be my favorite but also it has Plot Issues that piss me off even more than the Plot Issues in RotK I think,...yeah, we're going to do this in terms of Film Crafting rather than personal favorites because I'm having too many feelings lmao. So! In order of most-well-done-movie to least:

Fellowship of the Ring

The Two Towers

Return Of The King

The Desolation of Smaug

An Unexpected Journey

#look there are some REALLY LOVELY MOMENTS in the hobbit movies #(all three of them; i've seen enough stuff floating around the internet to know that even about the one i haven't actually seen lmao) #but the ratio of beautiful moments to what-the-fuckery is just so skewed to the latter #and the cartoonish unreality of most of the effects do NOT help #it's like somebody watched the mumakil bit from rotk and went ''more of that but dial it up to eleventy-one!'' and i just... #do y'all know how FUCKING EXCITED i was to see the White Council??? #to see GALADRIEL? #to see sauron thrown out of dol guldur? TO SEE THE WHITE COUNCIL!??? #because as soon as i heard ''three movies'' i knew I KNEW (i hoped) that they had to be adding that it #because how the fuck else were they going to pad-out that tiny little book into three whole movies? OBVIOUSLY with the white council!!! #and then...we got a chase scene in the mines that made the podracing look like it deserved an oscar #and the most cringe-inducingly-artificial cgi armies at war that i think i've ever seen even IN video games #it was like watching galactic battlegrounds middle-earth edition wtf #did y'all literally just make one elf and one dwarf and copy-past them a million times into the scene wtffffff #but i still need to make it clear that i DO love the good bits that's what makes the bad parts hurt so much! #like: does the fact that the elves coming to helm's deep make no sense and also VANISH from the plot as soon as it's over irritate me? YES! #but the battle itself is filmed with so much HEART that i don't care I DON'T CARE #i still cheer at ''no orc horn'' i still weep at haldir's death (GODS that MUSIC!) i still watch the whole thing RAPT and ENTHRALLED #but 80% of the hobbit's actions scenes don't DO anything they're just empty pixels with less purpose than the droid factory on geonosis #and there should be SO MUCH HEART because that's WHAT TOLKIEN IS auuuughhhhhh #and the fact that they missed the entire fucking EVERYTHING about MIRKWOOD of all fucking places...! UGH #DO YOU KNOW HOW AMAZING THESE ACTORS WOULD HAVE BEEN IN THESE ROLES IF THEY'D ACTUALLY BEEN FILMING THIS STORY??? PJ WHY! #lotr movies #hobbit movies #middle earth asks

[bestactorinamusical1993]

it’s a METAPHOR. the griddle is his mind what’s he thinking? EGGS; the symbol of LIFE but his thoughts are SCRAMBLED— he’s “cracking up”…like an egg <3

#something rotten! #something rotten musical #nick bottom #rob mcclure #nick bottom something rotten #my art #hello rob nation. i humbly offer you these drawings #love this guy so much it's unreal (nick bottom but also robert p. mcclure) #are the sr girlies still active on tumblr dot com??? i guess we'll find out huh #you guys better appreciate these bc the sr are costumes are THEE WORST to draw. literally hell on earth #the things i do for something rotten the musical........

[silhouettecrow]

365 Days of Writing Prompts: Day 217

Adjective: Earthy

Noun: Lung

Definitions for those who need/want them:

Earthy: resembling or suggestive of earth or soil; (of a person or their language) direct and uninhibited, especially about sexual subjects or bodily functions

Lung: each of the pair of organs situated within the rib cage, consisting of elastic sacs with branching passages into which air is drawn, so that oxygen can pass into the blood and carbon dioxide be removed, and lungs are characteristic of vertebrates other than fish, though similar structures are present in some other animal groups; an open space in a town or city, where people can breathe fresher air

#im a bit late this time cos i forgot due to it being the weekend #also my girlfriend and i started watching season 2 of good omens #we only got through the first episode tonight but we are liking it so far #(and dear god crowley and aziraphale are so gay for each other) #as for the prompt it makes me think of two things #the buried from the magnus archives #and hoziers new album thats coming out soon: unreal unearth #however as im thinking about it the prompt also makes me think of a 'lung' made direct from 'earth' like clay or something #whatever i end up going with for my poem im looking forward to writing for this prompt in general #the buried #the magnus archives #tma #the buried tma #unreal unearth #hozier #thanks for reading #writing #writer #creative writing #writing prompt #writeblr #trying to be a writeblr at least

[cryptiduni]

o-oh…

#this… this is divine. just sublime. truly out of this world 😭🥺🫠 #don’t me just drunk on hozier #unreal earth is now my new obsession #spotify

[tarrot-patch]

hmm. biting people now

#this post is about unreal earth (out now!) #hozier #not art

[sillverstreets]

HOZIER BHAISAHAB MAAR HI KYU NAHI DETE AAP

#good lord what am i gonna do when unreal earth comes out

[iwillfuckingdoitdarling]

Why has every rock and metal band out there decided that transphobia is ok? What happened to “metal is for everyone” and “fuck conformity”???

Like at this rate I may stop listening to most of these bands altogether.

#I am astounded at the shitty takes and ignorance #truly unreal #I’m cis and queer and I’ve never felt so unsafe in the rock and metal community #I can’t imagine what my trans siblings are feeling right now #my heart keeps breaking at the wilful participation in transphobic humour and rhetoric #I can’t enjoy these genres without feeling like I’m contributing to their ignorance #I’ve made it a personal stance now that if you’re slightly transphobic then I’ve lost trust in you #cause this is outrageous #the trans genocide is happening and you want to quibble over if they’re rapists or groomers #where is the respect for a human being #where is the backlash against this hate #why on earth are so many people afraid of transgender people #it baffles the fuck out of me