#um. sorry.

[ihateornithologists]

old but slightly redacted for printing......

#my toxic trait is making minor changes in my old drawings every year and then being disappointed in everything because #'OH NO IT HAS TO BE COMPLETELY REDONE TO LOOK NORMAL' #yes girl (gender neutral) that's what new drawings are for #if you want something entirely different with different composition and new artstyle etc #you just go and MAKE A NEW FUCKING DRAWING RIGHT. RIGHT? #um. sorry. #pandora hearts #oswald baskerville #lacie baskerville

[hauntedppgpaints]

Horror fic where a player comes back from bye week wrong. He went hunting or whatever- alone and off the grid for the whole week.

When he comes back, it slowly becomes obvious that something is wrong. He’s hungry. All the time. Every team dinner or pre-practice breakfast, he’s devouring everything he can get his hands on. He should be packing on the pounds like nobody’s business, but he’s actually losing weight- his energy is flagging, his eyes are sinking into his face and his ribs are starting to show.

But he’s so fucking hungry. All the fucking time.

And every time someone hosts a steak night, he starts requesting his meat rare.

#warden speaks #um. sorry.

[theygotlost]

good ol’ Patty B!

#american psycho #patrick bateman #remi wolf #fancam #um. sorry. #mine #vid

[respiteresponse]

I try so hard to lurk but Awesamdream gay prison rituals are giving me SO much brain damage I might nwed to make a lore blog to get the demons out. The DL au is still killing me too Sam not experiencing any of physical injury but feeling dreams pain and then feeling so so conflicted about healing dream after to stop him from bleeding out because now he has to feel guilty for healing dream because it feels selfish no matter what. But maybe so would be letting him die <- I am clawing the tiles off of my bathroom walls and eating them thinking about all of it

ITS SO FAWWKKEDDD EITHER WAY . like to sam healing dream is a mercy and an absolute waste . its pointless but surely sam doesnt deserve to suffer like dream does . . selfish or selfless. . he chooses wrong each time. he sleeps at night in an agonized haze knowing dream is twisting and writing same as he is and he wonders what god in heaven thought he deserved this after all the good he decided to bring to the server of his own accord by keeping dream safely locked away . tipping healing bottles to dreams lips just to watch dream physically relax into a drowsy stupor at the same time all of sams muscles finally relax, his whole body sagging involuntarily at the pain hed wrung tightly within him. he wants go stomp and cry and shout that its not fair. he wants to hit dream in the face just to snap himself out of it . he misses when the stinging on his knees was from dreams reckless abandon and not from kneeling down to sam. he doesnt miss anything from before the prison at all.

#UM. SORRY. #ask #anon #I LOVE YOU THANK YOU FOR POPPING YOUR HEAD OUT OF UR CAVE OF LURKING TO SPEAK WITH MEEEE #THEY MAKE ME INSANEN

[the-phantom-peach]

🗣️ huh?? what do you mean I haven’t posted any Link signing propaganda yet??

#doodled a little comic bc I think the link/korok relationship is adorable #this is also pro-korok propaganda #anyways um #I used to hc that link signed in botw (for obvious reasons) #but after the calamity he gained more confidence in speaking #so now he only signs when he’s uncomfortable speaking around someone or just not in the mood to talk #sometimes he signs while speaking out of habit #thank you for coming to my ted talk #im sorry hes just so important to me IM SAD #I used to learn asl but now I forgot please forgive my mistakes OTL #the legend of zelda #legend of zelda #loz #loz art #Zelda #loz tears of the kingdom #tears of the kingdom #breath of the wild #totk #botw #totk link #korok #Nintendo #art #my art

[borealiszero]

People should make more doomed by narratives siblings relationship.

Like with lovers you can just sever it and not have it related to you ever again but with siblings how could you?

You grow up with them you raise them or they raised you you both know how unforgiving the world is to both of you? You would die for them but will hate them for doing the same and yet none of you would regret it and both of you know it. They could be the person you loath the most and miss the most cause you still remember how they sneaked a candy into your hands. You can sever the tie but you can never look away at what you've lost, at whom you've lost because fate doesn't allow you to be together, eating dinners in quiet peace, if only there's another life, another time, where i can make you another plate of pancakes i would im sorry im sorry im sorry —

#[borealis.txt] #sorry um. got feels again #just. aughhhhhhhhh #like genyas and sanemis relationship and the brothers in sctir #theyre so fuckin tragic cause god. aaaaaaaaaaaaa #'because my nemi is the best brother' WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME!!!!!! #edit: alright you guys can rb this again cause im feeling charitable

[reallybadblackoutpoems]

the crucible (1953) - arthur miller

“ough”

#ough #ok #i know i literally never fucking post #but um #i will not be as active #i am genuinely very sorry #idk #im just kind of having a rough time #who isnt tbh #but anyway #this is my warning and also my apology for this #sorry #blackout poetry

[seagiri]

heatstroke

#my art #dungeon meshi #laios touden #namari #lamari #<- Its INTENDED as ship arttttttttt #i live in the desert i love to make my faves suffer with me #also sorry if laios looks. um. i tried to fix it but yeah. uh huh

[blondie-drawings]

do NOT watch star trek. you'll get a disease where you see any post and think oooh i can make this about star trek :3 no you CANT!!!

#but in this case. i can. #sorry every time i draw data he looks different i have no object permanence and also im stupid #star trek #star trek tng #tng #the next generation #star trek the next generation #THERE'S TOO MANY WAYS TO TAG THIS SHOW DOES IT EVEN MATTER #st: tng #ANOTHER!! #data soong #lieutenant commander data #geordi laforge #geordi la forge #Beverly crusher #deanna troi #will riker #jean luc picard #sorry no worf i um. ran out of room for people LMAOOOO

[girlboyburger]

i was extremely sleep deprived yesterday when i discovered the dragon survival mod which was LIFE CHANGING when you're on three hours of sleep so of course i made a whole custom forest dragon texture in one day about it. and. just for fun, some concept art i made for it:

#aka i was too tired to trust myself to speak coherently with clients or make commission work up to my standards. but i need to be productive #or ill die #my art #minecraft #mineblr #dragon #dragonsona #of sorts #forest dragon #earth dragon #lush cave #mods in the video tht are noticable btw: complimentary reimagined shaders. alex's mobs. ambient sounds 5. mizuno 16 craft resource pack. #and a really cool seed i found online :] #video #NOT my model but im going to tag it as #my model #since it's 3D work!! actual model made by blackaures who made the mod and also some SICK ass dragon art #also. patreon gets to see the other 3 pages of concept art i made for this later today! :] wink wink nudge. coughs #sorry i need to shill #um. anyways #no name for this dragon yet. i do know it steals livestock from too-small village/illager pens #to give them enriched lives in its expansive cave farm #i'd like to come back to this eventually and touch up the wing design since the glowing spots didnt really shake out

[sunsetsimon]

könig x reader nsfw

tit fucking, basically obsessed with your boobs, he's a huge pervert, mention of breast feeding kink

update: lactaction kink continued

inspired by this reddit thread i went through earlier.. also im a b cup so cant relate but still hot - sun

nsfw under the cut! mdni

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☼ god he’s such a fucking perv. he’s always looking at your chest, constantly breaking eye contact with you because he just can’t help himself. he loves low cuts and v-necks, but his favorite is when you wear baby tees. the way the fabric stretches over your cleavage, the cropped length exposing some of your tummy, he goes insane every time.

☼ sometimes he'll make you bend over to grab something just to look down your shirt. not having a bra on, he gets a glance of your nipples and he gets the quickest hard on. he imagines himself laying you on the table, fucking into you fast and hard while your boobs bounce in his face. hot tears of pleasure sliding down your face as you cum around him, babbling his name over and over. he'd pull out and pump himself a few times, shooting his load all over your chest, painting the prettiest fucking picture and he'd make sure to take a photo to use for later.

☼ he loves when you suck him off, soaking his entire cock in your spit before letting him tit fuck you. "god, wanna fuck these pretty tits, schatz," he practically growls, thrusting his hips while you hold them together, sticking out your tongue to lick his tip each time.

☼ even if you have a smaller chest, he's not doing anything before teasing you first. könig would kiss along your neck, dragging his lips down to your soft breasts, kissing your nipples before abruptly sucking on them. you gasp, back arching and pushing them further into his mouth. he massages the opposite with his hand, pinching your nipple with his pointer and thumb, loving the way you grind against him. the foreplay sends shocks straight to your pussy, making you soak your panties before he even touches you.

☼ oh fuck and if you get pregnant.. he develops a breast feeding/lactation kink. he's so ashamed of it at first, who is he to steal from your supply? but he can't stop thinking about it every time he sees you pumping, imagining you leaking as he pleasures you.

#will actually make a whole post ab the last one um.... #sorry this is so filthy #könig x you #könig x reader #konig x you #konig x reader #konig mw2 #.wbm

[sbeana]

the pool scene

#the locked tomb #tlt #griddlehark #gideon the ninth #harrow the ninth #tlt art #tlt fanart #comic #apologies for how wonky it looks in some parts #um i spent like five days working on this nonstop #well not nonstop i ate a shit ton of pomegranetes or however its spelled during it #but uhm yeah #im not good at drawing backgrounds or anatomy (YET) so hhuhshsu #anyways yah yeepers when will i get to have a homoerotic moment with my former rival/enemy where i get to show them forgiveness and care #gideon wants to kiss harrow on the lips so bad its so fucking funny #harrow is a whole pathetic looking sopping wet kitten and gideon is like ooh yah thats the stuff #anwyas yah #ill post the version without their skull makeup because i like that one more #the skull makeup looks ugly sometimes (BY MY OWN DESIGN!!!! HARROW QUEEN I WILL NEVER DISS YOUR FASHION <4) #ALSO SORRY ABOUT THE PACING BUT DID YOU KNOW THAT DRAWING TWELVE PAGES OF A COMIC CAN MAKE YOU REALLY MESSED UP IN THE HEAD #hatman is in the corner of ym room rn

[localapparently]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KIM DOKJA!!!

#GET LOVED GET LOVED GET LOVED GET LOVED GET LOVED #im late im so sorry sobbing wailing i really tried my best to finish on time and i failed.. (in my timezone) . at least it turned out ok .. #namgung minyoung is like supposed to be twice everyones height but i made her small so she'd be in frame .. #um so sorry to lee sookyung whom i couldnt squeeze in here #orv #omniscient readers viewpoint #omniscient reader #omniscient reader fanart #orv fanart #kim dokja #kdj #han sooyoung #yoo joonghyuk #hsy #yjh #yoohankim #yhk #asuka ren #kyrgios rodgraim #namgung minyoung #kim dokja's company #kimcom #kdjc #crit's art: orv

[nextstopparis]

i really like the hc that magic loved arthur and protected him until merlin came into the picture but very specifically bc it means his idea of like. the laws of physics and How Nature Works would be completely warped. the reason why all those miraculously falling branches didnt raise any questions? its been happening to him his entire life

#like sorry. the headcanon that magic loved arthur is so very dear to me. its So So dear to me #that it looked out for him? literally made him and was fond of him bc of that? #like thats crazy. i Love It. anyway #i also like the idea of people being like ‘WHAT THE FUCK’ and hes just like. um? thats normal? #no sense of natural laws of physics at all just whatever magic needed to do to keep him safe was his normal #bbc merlin #arthur pendragon

[weaselmcdiesel]

WELCOME BACK!!

#HERMITCRAFT #MUMBO JUMBO #MUMBO #GRIAN #MY ART #MCYT #FAN ART #IM. #IM SO FINE AND NORMAL AND COOL ABOUT IT #SORRY IF THIS. UM. IS A REALLY BUSY COMPOSITION I DONT SEEM TO BE VERY GOOD AT COMPOSITIONS ASJFDHA #BUT I ALSO SLIGHTLY WANTED IT MESSY BC. MAN THAT WAS MANY XP BOTTLES #grian's wings are tree sparrow wings :) #he's always gonna be a finch or a sparrow to me akhdsfj #hermitcraft spoiler

[kirazdaha]

they're not that nice......

#um. hi :) i wanted to post more but life got in the way so im just gonna leave these here..... #the nice guys #holland march #jackson healy #holly march #my art #im soo normal about them etc.... #ive actually been drawing these guys so much ive just also been trying out a lot of stuff #so i barely end up finishing it. sorry... #anyway. i hope this reaches the 4 remaining the nice guys fans thats all i want