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overlordneptune · 1 month

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Forced to post this on Tumblr after Tiktok’s stupid policies decided to make my life hell.

Anyways ACE ATTORNEY SEÑORITA CROSSOVER GO!

None of the placements mean anything it’s just vaguely kind of height headcanons BUT if I were to pair them up for dancing it’d go:

Phoenix and Maya

Edgeworth and Franziska

Godot and Mia

Gumshoe and Maggey

Larry and Lotta

Will and Adrian

(Honorable mentions: ron and dessiree because I had to take em out of the edit)

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theygender · 2 months

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Having a vagina honestly sucks bc it's like you have to do fucking alchemy just to prevent yourself from getting sick. You've got an intricate ecosystem of microorganisms down there that you're dependent on for your own well-being and they can be set off by the tiniest fucking thing

Keeping your pubes too short can cause yeast infections, but letting them get too long can also cause yeast infections. Washing the area with specialized soap can help prevent yeast infections, but it can also cause them. Your periods can cause yeast infections, and so can the medicine you take to stop your periods. Having sex can cause yeast infections, especially if the person you're having sex with is diabetic (???). Being diabetic can cause yeast infections. Wearing the wrong clothes or eating the wrong things can cause yeast infections. Not getting enough fucking sleep can cause yeast infections. The list is neverending

Luckily, yeast infections are fairly easy to treat with OTC medicine that you can find at any Walmart. BUT! Even if all of your symptoms indicate that you have a yeast infection, you have to take a test first to confirm that it's a yeast infection (they do not sell the tests at Walmart) bc you might actually have the opposite of a yeast infection (bacterial vaginosis) which has the exact same symptoms as a yeast infection but is caused by an imbalance of different microorganisms. And if you use yeast infection medicine to treat a bacterial infection it will light your pussy on fire. So if you have a bacterial infection, you must instead visit your local witch doctor (gynecologist) and get prescribed special potions (antibiotics) to treat it

Antibiotics can also cause yeast infections

#rambling #uhh #tmi #request to tag #i wonder if a vaginectomy would prevent yeast infections permanently #greatest hits

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mercymaker · 5 months

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a way with words this person has

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #the emperor #the bg3 adventures #uhh yea reddit truly has its moments #tag yourself i'm cocktopus carousel

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tizzymcwizzy · 7 months

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for anyone that doesn't know, i recently started school again! (that's why ive been so mia) so ill be posting class projects whenever i finish them,,, this was a figure drawing assignment :)

you can get a print of this here!

#along with moving and starting school again‚ i had a bunch of family and health stuff thrown my way at the start of this semester‚‚#so im slowly catching up on work from this past month hsbdhdjf #my art #artists on tumblr #art #illustration #uhh i think that's all my original art tags #im really happy with how this piece turned out!!! :D #during critique someone mentioned how this felt like a representation of creative burnout and i was like omg. felt.

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pocket-deer-boy · 4 months

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#hsv numbers go up to 255 #so i’ll uhh. figure out how to scale it on a scale from 100 to a scale of 255

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snowberai · 5 months

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bro paused his ice bath and barbie movie marathon to help a bro out, what a cool guy.

#my art #godzilla x kong #godzilla #idk if someone already did this but uhh #all i could think about was this when i watched the trailer #i should be kicked to the stratosphere for this LOL #monsterverse #pink godzilla #snow doodles

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cozylittleartblog · 8 months

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what if there was a plague doctor that was so so so cute (and was also secretly a bird themself)

#art #plague doctor #posie #pastel #kawaii #cute #captioned #artists on tumblr #character design #oc #original character #oops! no name yet #halloween #spooky #i made them for merch reasons but i will draw them like i draw my other characters #i worked so hard i got Brainsick from Stress and i had to stop and then also i was busy in Not art ways for once #GIRL I NEED MORE HOURS IN THE DAY #oh uhh character facts. i love skulls and flowers and plague doctors and crows/ravens so i jammed them together #they are an anthro white raven disguised as a plague doctor. bird disguised as bird. nice. you can see their tail though #they use they them. the nonbinary urge to wear a full face mask at all times #that little bird is their Familiar of sorts and it can turn into things. usually a staff or a walking cane i think #the little bird also doesnt have a name. neither of them have names #not from lack of trying i just haven't had time to look yet #edit - THEIR NAME IS POSIE #YKNOW LIKE THE NURSERY RHYME

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kenchann · 2 months

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doodling the shrouds fam cause i love them

#twisted wonderland #twst #twst spoilers #mmarts #ツイステ #ツイステッドワンダーランド #idia shroud #ortho shroud #shroud family #yeah id draw more ortho but uhh maybe next time #gonna make a bishounen collection yahahaha #mama n papa shrouds designs are by me uh theres no official yet lol (their faces i mean asddsfdsg)

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sanctus-ingenium · 7 months

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A certain fisherman [...] went to the same place again to fish, and he put a row of hooks on his heels in case he met the Púca again; he attached them like a horseman's spurs. When evening drew near, he made a halter of the fishing-line for the Púca. The Púca met him the second time. He himself caught the Púca, put the fishing-line over his head like a halter, and started to ride him. He drove him wherever he wanted to go, and he kept putting his heels with the hooks like spurs to the Púca's sides, so that the Púca was shedding blood from the pricks of the hooks.

Excerpt from "The Púca: A Multi-Functional Irish Supernatural Entity" by Deasún Breatnach

buy a print of this piece here :>

#irish folklore #u may remember this as the first WIP i ever shared to subscribers in uhh.. like february i think??#púca #pooka #setting: inver #DON'T come for my grammar pleas. i already know.#what do i have to do to convince u ppl that this is not a water horse or a kelpie

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pien-art · 8 months

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pov you’re on a nice relaxing trip with your bestie traveling the world

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prints available here!

#this is. very different than what i usually make #but its a style i def want to explore so uhh bear with me while i figure it out #wot #the wheel of time #wheel of time #my art #fanart #wot fanart #moiraine damodred #moiraine sedai #lan mandragoran #digital art #illustration #aldieb #mandarb

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golswia · 2 months

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could you draw chibi crowley and chibi aziraphale? please

"WHERE AR U TAKING UR HUSBAND-"

#indeed i could #and i DID #golswia ask #uhh have i chibified right?#good omens chibi????#i channeled my lil Archangel Az spirit #good omens #good omens fanart #ineffable husbands #aziraphale #crowley #aziracrow #golswia art #golswia

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kangals · 8 months

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friendly advice from vetmed: I know that when your animal has an infection that is generating a lot of discharge, you want to describe that to the veterinarian, because it’s a concerning sign. that is true. I also know that the most common word for this type of discharge is “pus,” so it’s logical that that’s the word that you’ll use when describing what’s going on. and in English, we often add a “-y” when we’re using a word as a descriptor.

but. the word. the word you are looking for. is purulent.

please stop sending in messages telling the doctor that your dog has a “pussy wound.”

#aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAA #(i know. I know what you’re trying to say! I understand how you got to this conclusion!)#but please read the things you are writing #you don’t need to say that your dog has pussy eyes. you can just say infection. or ‘eyes have pus’#pls and thank u #uhh idk how to tag this tell me if something should be added #injury cw #unsanitary cw

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wasyago · 1 month

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