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but what is metaromance 👀
sweet anon!!! ohhhh idk just a novel that i aM SO EXCITED TO WRITE YOU HAVE NO IDEA
the vibes are like. you know what Cabin in the Woods is for horror? that, but for romcoms. so it's about the reclamation of the narrative. and compulsory heterosexuality. and we watch absurdism veer into surrealism. and we watch the breakdown of narrative form collide w the breakdown of protag's feelings of control. and and and and im so fucking excited to work on this thing.
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craftycheetah · 2 years
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𝓑𝓵𝓪𝔃𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓛𝓸𝓿𝓮
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Pairing: Katsuki Bakugou x reader, Pining!Kirishima x Izuku Midoriya. Reader x OFC (mentioned in passing)
CW: mild violence and blood
Taglist: @pharaohanubis0
A/N: Gray (@endeavours-jockstrap) had this idea, lwk roped me into it so we co-wrote another fic lmao
The dad has strong af swimmers, so he has two wives and a LOT of kids
Hestia: Y/n(21), Agni(17F), Tyson(17M), Egan(15M), Elio(14M), Flint(13M), Shula(5F), Blaze(1M)
Ember: Eijirou(21), Hagan(18M), Udia(10F), Tanwen(10F), Stella(10F), Haco(7M), Helia(4F), Tana(4F)
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The heads of the Bakugou tribe, their son, and his right-hand man head west to the mountain range to meet the Firebeards and hopefully establish some connections with the powerful tribe.
“Behave when we get there, brat,” Mitsuki warns Katsuki just before the ship docks, and men with bright red hair and tan skin tie the ship off.
A tall woman in regal green and gold robes greets them, bowing her head. “Bakugous. Please follow me and you will be taken to the castle.”
Katsuki can’t help but notice how big everyone is with the same blazing red hair with skin in various shades of brown or tan. They wave at them as the carriage passes, happy to receive visitors.
Lush rolling green hills, rice fields, and crops are everywhere with simple stone houses. They're simple people, quiet and keeping to themselves. Rarely ever going to war unless absolutely necessary, preferring to sort out their problems through trade and meetings.
The royal home is a massive open space building made of white marble with gold accents and silk curtains with the family crest. The king is waiting for them with his two wives, grinning brightly when they arrive.
“Good to see you, Mitsuki!” He booms, clasping the queen's arm in a friendship grip. “I hope the trip wasn’t too much trouble.”
“It was fine, thank you, Ira. This is my husband, Masaru and my son Katsuki. And this is his friend, Izuku.”
The three men bow their heads in reverence.
“Pleasure to meet you. These are my wives, Ember, my first wife and Hestia my second. My youngest son is Blaze.”
Ember is a gorgeous woman with skin the colour of rich bark and red locs tied up away from her face. Her red eyes are like a cat; narrow and focused.
Hestia’s complexion is a little lighter, with gold markings on her exposed arms. Her curly red hair flows freely around her shoulders. The baby on her hip looks just like her but with brown eyes instead of green.
They nod their heads.
Ira looks around expectantly. “My two oldest children are supposed to join us but I have no idea where they’ve run off to. They’re about your son's age so I do hope they’ll be great friends.”
Two sets of tiny feet patter on the ground and approach Ira, tugging his robes. “Daddy! Eiji and Y/n got into a fight!” They say simultaneously.
Ira pets them. “Thank you for telling me. Ember?”
She nods and briskly walks off towards the entrance. The twins stared at the visitors, hiding behind Ira’s robes.
“Your children are precious,” Masaru smiles, waving at them, and the girl waves back. The boy looks a little more hesitant.
The small group walks through the castle towards the throne room.
“Do you have any more?” Hestia asks Mitsuki.
“Nope, just this idiot here.” She points at Katsuki.
“Hag,” he mutters and Izuku chuckles.
“How many do you have? If you don’t mind me asking.”
“Eight each,” Ember says proudly. “Hopefully more soon.”
“Damn…good for you.”
As they sit in the throne room, Ember comes back with two people in tow. The man is massive like his father with the same red hair and tan skin, and the girl looks like Hestia but with darker brown skin and red locs like Embers. She’s just as tall as her brother, with deep curves and some defined muscle in her arms.
They both look a little bruised up, and the white wrap around your chest has blood splattered on it.
“Ah, they’re here.” Ira gestures. “These are my eldest. Y/n and Eijirou. How was it?”
“I knocked that bitch out!” You grin, showing off custom gold teeth caps.
“Did you?” Ira asks, and you come over to him.
“And I lost a tooth, see?” You open your mouth to show off your missing molar.
“Did you replace it?”
“Tenfold!”
“That’s my girl!” He hugs you sideways. “Everyone, this is y/n, my first born and future queen and Eijirou, he was born a month after.”
“Nice to meet you all.” You greet.
Mitsuki looks lost. “Queen? I thought the first son is the heir?” 
“We don’t do that here. First come first served,” Ira laughs. “On with the meeting then?”
You sit next to Katsuki, towering a little over him even in the chair.
“Hi,” you smile at him, and his ears turn pink.
Katsuki grunts, turning away as his face starts to heat up.
You reach out and touch his spiky hair. “I like your hair. It’s very interesting. You’re so small.”
“I am not small!”
“If you lived here, you would be. Do not worry, it'll make you special.” You pat his head again.
“Tch, whatever.”
After the meeting between your families, you yawn and stretch your arms over your head. “That was so boring.”
“Tell me about it,” Eijirou mutters. “Wanna go back down to the village?”
“After a bath.”
You and your brother stand up and start to leave.
“Where are you two going?” Ember asks.
“Baths then village for the festival.”
Ira claps. “Excellent, you should take our guests with you!”
You and Eijirou groan. “Do we have to?” Eijirou whines.
“Yes,” Ember says.
“But the green one’s so…frail. He’ll break.”
“I’m not weak! I’ve beat Katsuki in a fight a couple times!” Izuku squeaks.
“Shut up, Deku.”
“It’ll be fun. Show them our little games,” Ember encourages. “Take Tyson and Agni with you.”
“Not the fucking twins,” you grumble. “Fine.”
“We heard that!” they shout from down the hall.
“I know, you fuckin eavesdroppers. Let’s go, Eiji.”
“And watch your mouth!” Hestia huffs.
“Mom, I’m twenty one.”
“Still!”
“Ugh, fine. You two meet us at the front gate in an hour. Tyson and Agni will meet you there. Don’t answer anything they ask you.”
Izuku nods.
Katsuki rolls his eyes and watches you and Eijirou leave, eyes drifting to your hips, ears turning pink as your butt jiggles beneath your skirt.
“Katsuki?” Masaru gently calls. “Something you wanna say?”
“What? No!”
“Mhm.”
*
Izuku and Katsuki wait at the castle entrance, watching the people do their daily business. Katsuki ignored the occasional stares from some of the townspeople as Izuku wrote notes down in his journal.
“Did you seriously bring that thing with you?”Katsuki scoffs.
“I think it’s cool,” a voice chimes in, startling the two.
“Who are you?” The girl with red braids waves. “I’m Agni. The guy about to tackle your friend is my twin brother Tyson.”
“The hu—Ah!”
A tall redhead tackles Izuku to the floor. “Hi! You guys look weird! Where are you guys from? What’re your names? Can you fight?”
“Please get off of me,” Izuku mumbles shyly.
“Sorry.” Tyson stands up and helps Izuku. “You guys are weird. Why’re you so pale?” He winces when Agni smacks him over the head.
“Don’t just ask people that, stupid.”
He punches her in the shoulder, and they start arguing.
“Hey! Stop fighting!” You shout, pulling them away by their hair. “I’ll tell Ma.”
“No!�� They protest. “We’ll stop.”
“Idiots.” You knock their heads together.
“Ow!”“ You're so mean!”
“I’m not mean. I just keep you and thirteen other children in check. Stop bugging the visitors. Did Tyson make you eat bugs?”
“No, he tackled me but I’m okay,” Izuku smiles.
A small brown-skinned girl with two ruby-colored puffs in her hair runs up to you. “Bisa! Where go?”
“I’m taking our guests to the village for the festival, Helia.”
“I go too!” She hugs your leg.
“Did you ask your Mama?”
“No?”
Eijirou picks her up. “You can’t go, you’re too small.” He pokes her nose. His whole hand could probably cover her entire head. “When you’re big like me, you can go to the festival.”
“But then I no go with you and Bisa. Want go too,” she whines.
You rub her back. “Okay, go ask your Mama, and we’ll wait for you. Okay?”
“Kay!”
Eijirou puts her down, and she runs inside. “Wait here, Kay?”
“We’re waiting.”
When she’s inside, both of you sigh in relief. “Ma will never let her.”
“Now, let’s get going before the best part of the festival begins,” Eijirou smiles, wrapping an arm around Izuku’s shoulders before leading him down the path.
Agni and Tyson run ahead, leaving you and Katsuki to walk together.
“So, you’re a prince, huh?” You ask Katsuki.
“Yup! The best in my region.”
“Bold claim for someone so small.”
“Well, not everyone is a giant like your people.”
“Wait…not everyone looks like us?  I quite like that.”
“Really?”
“Yes! Tiny enemies are easy to crush.” You clench your fist in his face.
Katsuki felt the blood rush to his cheeks and his groin simultaneously. ‘Holy shit…’
“Are you alright?”
“Yes, I’m fine. Let's just get to the festival.”
You poke his cheek. “I had no idea your people turned red. Interesting.”
“I’m not red!” Katsuki grumbles.
“But your cheeks are red, and your ears are pink. You can change colours?  Eiji, they change colours!” you shout, loud enough for him to hear.
“I know!” Eijirou shouts back. “This one’s been red this whole time.”
“I’m not red, dammit!”
“Alright. The village is just over this hill.”
After a while, the six of you made it to the village, Izuku writing furiously in his notebook while looking at the festival decor.
“What are you doing?” Eijirou asks.
“I’m taking notes,” Izuku smiles. 
“Why?”
“I’ve only read about your island in books, and there isn't much about your lifestyle on the records. I want to learn more about you, your family and your people.” 
“What are you going to use with this? Are you planning to attack us?”
“What?!” Izuku stammers, frantically shaking his head. “No, no, no! Not at all!”
“Then why write down everything about our people?”
“To learn more. I promise that no harm will come to you because of what I write.”
You snatch the book and look at it. “Weird. Look at all of the greenie’s little drawings.” Tossing the book over Izuku’s head, Eijirou catches it and reads some words. “Ooh, is that me? My name’s in here! ‘Eldest son, Eijirou, is tall and handsome. Ooohhhh!”
“Am I in there?” You catch the book again, skimming through but don’t see anything. “Ugh, nothing. What, I’m not interesting enough for your book?”
“No, your highness. I-I mean, I haven’t had the chance to write about you but I will!”
You hand him back the book and ruffle his hair. “Don’t worry about it, do whatever you want. Let’s just enjoy the festival. There’s lots of things to do. We have games, food, and the ring.”
“The…ring?” Izuku asks.
Tyson gasps excitedly. “We can show you.”
After getting tugged along by the twins, the duo sees ‘the ring’, which is just a circular space dedicated to exclusively fighting. A woman and man wrestle in the middle while the spectators cheer and drop coins on a table to place bets.
You push your way through and lean on the fence, watching the fighters. “Oh, it’s Nuria! Kick his ass, Nuria!”
The woman sees you and waves quickly before kicking the man in the face. He wobbles a bit and falls down on his back, out cold. A few people groan and cough up the money, and the others cheer, happy to have won.
“That’s my girl!” You cheer, high-fiving her. Nuria spits the blood in her mouth onto the sand and grins. “Hey, you two.”
“Nuria’s so cool,” Agni swoons dreamily.
“We have guests,” Eijirou points at Katsuki and Izuku.
“Nice to meet you, I’m Nuria.”
“She’s the best!” You smile. “Only one who’s ever beaten me in a fight.”
“I’m the reason she has that scar on her nose!” Nuria boasts.
“And I’m the reason you couldn’t fight last year,” you smirk.
“Yeah, yeah. I’m gonna go get some Flame Punch. Meet me at the stand later?”
“Definitely!”
She hops over the fence to collect her winnings and get her drink.
“I wanna enter!” Tyson begs. “Pleaseee!”
“You’re too young. You’d get thrown out of the ring and Mom’ll have my head. Go to the kids' side.”
They whine and protest but go anyway.
You hop over the fence and step into the centre. “I’m ready!”
Some fighters back up, looking away from you, but the others look excited.
“The Princess returns, folks! After abruptly leaving earlier because her mumsy, the lovely queen Hestia, had to get her,” the announcer snickers.
You flip him off. “Fuck you, Nina!”
“Oohh, scary. Who’s willing to go home with some broken bones today?”
You look around and point at a woman in the crowd. “You! Fight me!”
She hides behind a man who looks down at her with a smile, and the people chuckle.
“Nobody wants to make any money tonight?! Still scared from my earlier fight, huh?”
“Of course they are. The girl’s still looking for her teeth.”
“I’ll do it,” a stocky man with short locs volunteers, hopping into the ring. “Let’s get this over with.”
“Oh yes,” you lick your lips, holding your fists up.
Izuku watches closely, taking notes. “Will she be okay?”
Eijirou nods. “She’ll be fine. Don’t embarrass me!”
“Eat an ass!”
Nina whistles for everyone to quiet down. “Okay, you know the rules. Anything goes, just don’t kill each other and no groin damage.”
“Yeah yeah! Let’s go!”
“Everyone placed their bets? Good! Let’s get this started!” Nina rings a bell, and you spring into action.
Katsuki watches you rush the guy and side-step him when he tries to grab you. You land a right hook to his face and cheer loudly, punching him again. Swooping your leg, you knock him down and punch him in the face before he pushes you off, kicking you in the stomach. You wheeze and roll away before he steps on you, standing back up.
“Not bad,” you chuckle breathily.
“Sorry to do this to you, princess,” he smiles, wiping the blood from his nose.
Charging at you again, he raises his fist and swings as you duck and run behind him before roundhouse kicking his cheek as he turns around, disorienting him, then kicking him with the other leg, effectively knocking him out as he falls backward, and landing face first in the ground.
“One! Two! Three! Four! Five! He’s out cold folks! The princess wins again! Are we surprised?”
A couple people groan as the rest of the crowd cheers. You wipe the blood from your nose and grin at Eijirou and your audience. “Thank you, thank you. You’ve been great!” Getting ready to step out of the ring, you stop when Katsuki steps in, handing Izuku his cloak.
“What’s this?! Another challenger?! He’s kind of small, though….” Nina announces as some people in the crowd laugh.
“Oh, you have got to be—I am not small!”
“...whatever. Anyone placing bets on the short stack?”
The silence in the crowd is so loud as Eijirou walks over to Nina and silently bets on you to beat Katsuki.
“This’ll be short…alright, begin!”
The bell rings, and Katsuki springs off from the sand towards you. It happens so fast; he feels pain blossom in his eye before something grabs his neck, and then he’s looking up at the orange sky.
“That’s a new record! For the shortest match time and longest anyone’s ever lasted with the Princess! Give it up for the runt!”
The crowd erupts in cheers as Izuku rushes over after writing the details of the fight and helps you take Katsuki out of the ring.
“Kacchan! Are you okay?!” Izuku asks, checking on him.
Katsuki groans, holding the side of his head. “What the fuck happened?”
“You lost….” you chuckle.
“Was it embarrassing?”
“...no?” Eijirou chuckles, holding a sack of coins.
“You bet against me?!” you gasp.
“What?! No! I was low on pocket funds, and I wanted to play some games and win a prize.”
You roll your eyes and examine the blooming bruise around Katsuki’s eye. “You’ll be fine. I didn’t expect you to step into the ring, you’ve got balls.”
“Course I fuckin’ do! I’m the…” he trails off, feeling dizzy.
“Uh oh, don’t fall asleep.” You pat his cheeks. “Come on, I’ll take him to the castle to rest up.”
Katsuki feels you pull him to his feet and lift him onto your shoulder. “Oh my god. You’re strong.”
“Thank you,” you smile.
The whole way back, he rambles sleepily, which is good. At least he’s still conscious.
“Tired.”
“You’ve said it repeatedly.”
“Lemme sleep,” he whines.
You bounce him on your shoulder. “No, you can rest at the castle. I’ll ask my father to get the healer to check on you.”
“I don’t wanna go! I wanna stay with you!”
You laugh. “When you wake up, sure.”
“Noooooo, lemme stay with the sexy lady!!!!” he complains.
“You think I’m sexy?”
“And hot.”
When you get to the castle, Ira is in the middle of showing Mitsuki and Masaru where they would be sleeping.  The youngest triplet with him, Stella, giggles and points at your figure. “Daddy, look.”
“What happened?!” Mitsuki shouts, checking on Katsuki.
“He tried to fight me in the ring and I accidentally hit him too hard. He’ll be fine. What room is he in?”
“That’s my girl! Third spare.”
“He needs a healer though.” You carry him down the hall to the second biggest spare room, laying him on the bed. “There you go. Don’t die.”
“I won’t. Gotta kiss you first,” he chuckles before drifting off.
You stifle a laugh and leave, shutting the oak door behind you. Helia and her sister, Tana, run up to you. “Bisa! You fibbed!”
“Huh?”
Helia pouts. “You say you wait but no wait!”
“Fibber!” Tana repeats, red twists swishing.
“I didn’t fib. I knew Ma wouldn’t let you go because you’re too small. But how about I take you during the day tomorrow? You too, Tana.”
“Yah!”
Hestia rounds the corner, holding baby Blaze. “I’ve told you to stop lying to her.”
“Mom, it’s not a lie! I was gonna go with her, but I knew Ma would say no because it’d be past her bedtime by the time we’d get back.”
The girls hug her legs, giggling. “Mama, hungry!”
“Dinner will be ready soon. Where’s Eijirou?”
“Still with the twins. Shit, I have to meet Nuria! Bye mom!” You rush down the hall.
“Tell her I said hi!”
“I will!” you shout as you rush out the doors towards the village. Panting heavily, you finally make your way to the stand.
“I made it,” you pant.
“Hey,” Nuria chuckles, handing you the wooden mug. “Saw your fight, hope you didn’t kill him.”
“Nah, I think I fucked up his head a little though….” you chuckle. “Carried him back to the castle and he was babbling like a brook. Said I’m sexy. Cheers.”
Both of you click mugs and down the hot drink, wincing at the burn. “Oh wow, it gets better every year.”
“I gotta figure out how to make this all year round,” Nuria coughs, drinking the rest.
“So you can be drunk all the time?”
“It’s fun. You like me drunk.”
She brushes one of your locs back. “You’re right.”
“You want to come back to my place?”
“I thought you and Brenton were still together?”
She rolls her eyes. “We broke up a month ago, but he won’t get over himself. I don’t really feel like dealing with him. He’s kind of an ass. But we’ll deal with him if he tries anything.”
“In that case.” You smile as you link your arm with hers. “Lead the way.”
*
The following day, Katsuki wakes to a maid pulling his curtains open. The light hurts his eyes, and he hisses, pulling the blanket over his face. “Fuck off!”
The maid giggles and stands next to the bed. “It’s time to wake up, your highness. Breakfast is served and you’ll have to take special herbs for your headache.”
Katsuki peeks out at her, frowning.
“Oh that’s a shiner,” she mumbles. “Take your time.” She scurries out.
He reluctantly gets up, checking his face in the mirror. Luckily his eye isn’t swollen, but there’s already a purple bruise around it. Are your bones made of metal?
Changing into more casual trousers and a linen shirt, he steps out and nearly gets tripped by two kids in silk nightgowns. They stop at one of the numerous doors, knocking their little hands on it. “Big brother! Time to wake up!”
Eijirou opens the door shortly after, scratching his stomach. “Hey you two!”
Helia and Tana squeal in delight when he puts his arms down for them to cling to and carry them. “Wanna help me wake the others?”
“Yah!”
Eijirou finally sees Katsuki standing in the hall. “Good morning!”
“Mm.”
“Did you sleep well?”
“As best as I can with this.” He points at his eye. The girls on Eijirous shoulders giggle.
“Sorry bout that, breakfast will cheer you up. Come on.”
Katsuki follows Eijirou down the halls, watching the massive man knock on the doors. Each door is carved with the names of what child is occupying it, and the twins and triplets share rooms. Simple enough.
“Elio, wake up!” Eijirou shouts in front of one. It opens, and a skinny boy in linen sleep pants opens it, yawning. “I’m up.”
“It’s your turn to get Blaze.”
“Ugh, fine.” He slams the door shut.
“How do you keep up with them?” Katsuki asks.
“It’s actually really easy! They listen to me and y/n so we don’t have to work too hard. Of course the youngest kids have nursemaids to help out and the older ones are there to help us out so overall, it’s pretty easy.”
The dining table is long. Long enough for the whole family and some guests, heaped with different breakfast items from the kitchen. Hestia and Ember are already there, watching to see if everything is perfect.
“Mama!” “Mommy!” Helia and Tana squeal, running to the two women.
“Good morning, love.” Hestia smiles, squatting to kiss Tana’s cheeks. “Did you sleep well?”
“Yes Mama.”
Ember touches Helia’s nightgown. “But you’re not dressed, did you run away?”
The girls giggle mischievously to themselves. On cue, a maid comes running into the room. “There you two are! I’m so sorry, my queens.”
Helia and Tana try to run again, but Ember holds their arms. “No, bath time. Celeste?”
“Noooo!” The twins whine.
Celeste grabs them, pulling them away with a scold.
“Eijirou?” Hestia calls out.
“Yeah ma?”
“Where’s your sister?”
“Which one?”
“You know damn well which one. Where’s y/n?”
“She went out to get flame punch with Nuria yesterday.”
“Did she come back?”
Eijirou shrugs and sits near the head of the table.
“Hello Katsuki,” Ember nods at him. “How’s your eye?”
“Hurts like shit,” he hisses.
“Oh you’ll be fine, just walk it off. By the looks of it, she went easy on you.”
“That was easy?!”
Hestia sighs fondly. “I remember her first fight. She was so cute. My little warrior.”
“So do I, cause she beat me up,” Eijirou huffs.
The rest of the kids shuffle in and take their seats. For so many people, it’s surprisingly organised. Elio brings in Blaze, handing him to Hestia.
“Aww, my baby. Sorry for waking you,” she coos, poking his nose.
Blaze yawns, softly gripping her finger before resting his face in her neck.
Mitsuki, Masaru and Izuku finally join. Greeting everyone.
“You can sit by me!” Eijirou calls Izuku over. “Get up.” He tells his brother in the chair.
Hagan glares at Eijirou. “What? No!”
Eijirou shoves him off the chair to the floor. “What the fuck!”
“Language!” Ember calls out.
“Sit next to Egan.”
Hagan pouts and stands up, going to sit in the empty seat next to his younger brother.
“Now if I knew where my daughter was, we could have a perfect breakfast.”
“Morning my loves,” Ira grins, kissing both Hestia and Ember on the cheeks, “and my baby boy.” He picks up Blaze, kissing his cheeks and smiling when he babbles softly. Silently counting the heads at the table, excluding his guests. “Where’s my little champion?”
“Sucking face with Nuria,” Hagan snickers with Egan.
“Women will be her downfall,” he chuckles, sitting at the table head.
“How do you know?” Hestia asks.
“Cause we saw them sneaking in together.” They both say.
“Us too,” Agni and Tyson repeat.
“And nobody decided to tell us?” Ember groans. “Children these days.”
“I know exactly how you feel,” Mitsuki acknowledges.
About ten minutes later, you walk into the dining hall with Nuria, chatting excitedly to yourselves.
“Nice of you to finally join us,” Hestia says, cutting into her eggs. “Hello Nuria, how’s your mother?”
“She’s doing well, Queen Hestia.” “Morning, mom. Ma, Dad, and everyone else.” You wave. “Bye Nuria~.”
She pats your butt playfully and giggles before she makes her way to the exit. You walk up to the seat between Hestia and Katsuki. “Udia, I wanna sit here.”
“But I was here first!” She whines, puffing out her cheeks.
“And I was born first, get up.”
She huffs, sticks her tongue at you, and takes her plate, sliding off the seat to sit next to Ira so you can take her place.
“I gave you a shiner!” You laugh at Katsuki. “You look cooler now.”
Katsuki scoffs and rolls his eyes. “Whatever,” he scoffs. “What’re you eating?”
“Eggs and Sausages.” You rub your hands and reach for the sausage platter, smacking Hagan’s hands when he tries to take it.
“Ow!” Hagan huffs. “Is today ‘Get Bullied By Your Older Sibling Day’ or something?!”
“Is there any left?” Katsuki asks.
“Yeah, the maids cook a lot considering there’s nineteen of us. Now twenty-three since we have your family and your little note taker as guests.”
“That’s fair,” he mumbles, reaching for a bread roll.
After he eats half of his breakfast, you ask him about Yuuei.
“Hey, Katsuki? What’s your home like? Is everyone small and cute?”
‘Did she just call me cute, or is she just saying that about people like me,’ he thinks. “Some are but some are tall. Normal people, kinda boring.”
“Do you also have dragons?”
“You have dragons?!”
“Duh. In the mountains. They’re nice to us as long as we don’t bother them too much. I found one as a child and she lives in a cave not too far from here, you should see!”
“...whatever,” Katsuki grumbles, eating more of his breakfast before feeling a small pat on his leg. “Huh? What do you want?”
Looking down at your five-year-old sister, Shula holds up a muffin cake with a smile, two of her front teeth missing.
“For me? What is it?”
Leaning over, you giggle softly. “It’s a muffin cake. The younger ones love them. Guess Shula wants to share it with you.
Katsuki takes it, inspecting the little wrapper with the cake. “Thanks.”
Shula waves at him, then runs back to her seat.
“That was sweet,” you smile. “Go ahead and try it, they’re really good.”
Katsuki reluctantly takes a bite, humming at the sweetness of it. “S’good. Is that syrup in the middle?”
“There’s more of them next to the sausages, I think. Can you pass me one?”
Taking two of the wrapped cakes from the table, he hands one to you before unwrapping and biting into the other.
As you bite into the cake, you feel a large drop of syrup spill onto your hand. Groaning softly at the sweet taste of the syrup, you’re blissfully unaware of Katsuki watching you lick your hand and suck your fingers as his ears turn red.
Agni notices and leans in. “His ears are turning red again!”
The kids all turn to Katsuki and ‘ooh’ in amazement.
“Papa, you never said people were like color lizards! That’s so cool,” Flint grins.
“Wow!” Stella, Udia and Tanwen chorus.
You giggle softly as he covers his face before Ember speaks up. 
“Alright, children. That's enough. Don’t be disrespectful towards our guests.”
They all chorus their own forms of apologies.
Hestia chuckles and rubs her stomach. “Ooh, I’m feeling nauseous again.”
“Are you still sick?” Ira asks, holding her hand over the table.
“It’s probably just something I ate, don’t worry.”
“You’ve been like this for over a week, love. Go lay down. I’ll get the healer to check on you.”
“Thank you. Behave yourselves today. Especially you, Y/n. You too, Elio.” She excuses herself and makes her way out.
Elio sighs in exasperation while you subtly roll your eyes.
“Mama?” Blaze calls, reaching for her.
Ira holds his tiny fist with two fingers. “Mama isn’t feeling well. You’ll get to see her later.”
Blaze whimpers softly and looks up at Ira. “Wa Mama…” he sniffles.
“You could spend the day with Y/n and me. I’m sure you’ll like that.”
“Blaze! Look at me!” You call to the baby, wiggling your fingers. “Don’t you wanna be with your Bisa?”
Blaze looks at you and coos softly before smiling and reaching for you. “Bisa!”
You take him from your father’s arms and boop his nose before feeding him the rest of his breakfast.
“Say ‘ahh’,” you coo.
Blaze opens his mouth for the rice porridge and claps his hands happily when he eats it, humming with you.
“Little cutie. Ahh.”
“‘Ahh!” Blaze copies and continues eating the porridge.
“Good boy,” you coo. “You’re so cute! Yes, you are.”
Continuing to feed him, you eventually burp him and tickle his stomach, smiling as he giggles.
“Bisa! Wuv Bisa!” he babbles, smiling when he makes your smile wider.
“I love you too. You get to spend the day with me. Katsuki?”
Katsuki pulls his gaze away from you and Blaze, “Huh?”
“I have duties to perform with my dad, so is it okay if we go and visit the dragon after unless you would like to join me?”
“Oh, sure,” Katsuki mumbles before his face turns even redder as Blaze curiously tries to tug down your wrap giving him a flash of your chest.
“Hey! No, Blaze, don’t do that!” You scold, holding the wrap against your chest. “Bad baby, bad.”
Blaze giggles and tries again, stopping when you tug his hand away.
“No. No. Dammit.” You take the wrap off, shake it out, and cover yourself with it again.
“I’ll meet you in the throne room. I need to go use the restroom,” Katsuki grumbles, ears and cheeks a pale flamingo pink.
“Okay then, see you—”
He’s already up before you finish, pulling his shirt down over his front as he leaves.
“Hm, strange.”
*
Dressing in your royal robes, you take one last look at yourself before tying your hair up with gold clips. It’s a red silk dress layered with a green cloak embroidered with the family crest, all held together by a wide black belt. You uncover Blaze’s head from the blanket and smile when he looks at you and reaches for you. 
“Bisa peby,” he babbles.
“You think I’m pretty? Aww, thank you,” you coo and adjust his own little green cloak and robe. “Let’s go see dad.”
Ira meets you both at the foot of the stairs and smiles. “You look beautiful.”
“I feel hot.” You let him kiss your forehead.
“Glad to know you like the robes, my little warrior. And this little menace is so handsome. Who’s Papa’s handsome little menace? You are! Yes, you are~,” Ira coos, picking up Blaze and tickling his tummy. “Shall we?”
“Yup.” You start walking down the hall.
“The Bakugou’s will be joining us but the son hasn’t left his room since breakfast so I assume he’s skipping. What could you possibly have told him?”
“I didn’t do anything, honest! Maybe he’s not used to the way we live.”
“What did you do?”
“I took off my top during breakfast to readjust it cause Blaze kept pulling at it, but that’s normal, right?”
“Not for them. Did you not notice how their son and his friend reacted?”
“No? I was focused on fixing it and feeding Blaze, why?”
Ira hums knowingly. “You realise he finds you attractive, right?”
“I figured, most people do.”
“You could use that to your advantage~” he sing songs
“True. But he’s so tiny.”
“You’ll figure it out. Let’s finish soon, I promised the twins I’d come for their tea party later.”
After the meeting between both of your families, you change back into your comfortable wrap skirt and top to wait for Katsuki to meet you in the throne room. After about fifteen minutes, he still hasn’t shown up so you take Blaze, who you’ve placed in a sling around your back and wander around the castle. The triplets door is open and you can hear loud giggles and chatter coming from it. The triplets must’ve gotten some poor rabbit again.
You look inside, surprised to see Katsuki sitting on the ground with Stella putting ribbons in his hair while Udia and Tanwen are braiding and putting glass beads in his long strands.
“Then I saw the baker man kissing the locksmith, but the locksmith has a wife !” Tanwen finishes her story.
“No!” Katsuki gasps.
“Uh huh. But—but I ran away cause they saw me. Don’t tell mama!”
“Your secret’s safe with me.”
“Wait, are you talking about the locksmith near the dock? Flint said he and his wife are di—div—hmph,” Udia huffs.
“Divorced?” Katsuki helps.
“Yes! That one! Because he doesn’t like girls anymore. Dunno why though.”
“Girls are pretty but so are boys!” Stella smiles.
“Yeah!” They chorus.
Clearing your throat, you lean against the door with a smile as Katsuki hides his face in his hands.
‘Why now?!’ Katsuki groans internally.
“Having fun, girls?”
“Hi Bisa!” Udia smiles, finishing one of the long braids. “Bakugou said we can do his hair, isn’t he pretty?”
“Mhm, very pretty. But he’s gonna have to go now, we’re going to see Mina.”
“Awww,” they whine and start taking off the beads but leave the braids.
“You can play with him tomorrow, girls.”
“Aww, whyyy?” Tanwen whines.
“Because I said so. Let’s go.”
Katsuki takes out the rest of the ribbons and hands them to the girls. “We’ll meet later today. You still owe me the ending of that locksmith story.”
Stella and Udia nod eagerly. 
Following you out of their room, Katsuki waves at them before noticing the extra wrap around your waist and chest. “What's with the extra wrapping?”
You turn and show him Blaze asleep, cheek squished against your back.
‘She’s “mean” but really cares about her siblings. Hell she looks like a mother with that baby on her back.’ Katsuki thinks as his mind slowly wanders to you both pregnant and carrying two tiny brown bundles, one with red hair and the other a ash blonde.
“How long has he been asleep?”
“Half way through the meeting until now. He’s coming with us cause Mina loves him.”
Katsuki nods as he follows you out of the castle towards the forest. “How exactly did you meet, ‘Mina’? Did you name her or was that her given name?”
“I was hunting one day and I saw an injured hatchling. It was her. She got caught in a boar trap and I helped her out of it. I nursed her back to health and now we're best friends. In our language, her name translates to Mina.”
“Oh. By the way, the little brat's up.”
“Buh,” Blaze babbles softly. 
“Good morning to you, too. We're gonna see Mina, are you excited?”
“Daga? Daga!” he giggles and you can feel his little feet kicking.
“Easy, easy! We'll see her soon,” you chuckle as you both make your way deeper into the forest before stopping at a dark cave entrance.
“Are you sure it wasn't some giant lizard you saved?”
“Dragons are real. Can you cover his ears? The call is pretty loud.”
“Whatever,” he scoffs, covering the baby’s ears.
You clear your throat before inhaling and letting out a loud, guttural growl that echoes through the stone walls, scaring away a couple birds in the trees and making Katsuki's stomach drop.
‘This one. I want this one. Fuck, I'm in love.’ he thinks.
A moment or two later, loud thuds ring through the cave and a gust of wind nearly knocks the two of you over.
“Mina!” You yell. “You bitch, get out here!”
Katsuki prepares for the worst, taking a step back. A pink head peeks out of the cave, squinting at the light. Mina’s dark eyes widen when she sees you, “Y/n!”
“Mina!”
She runs out to hug you, nearly knocking you over, surprising Katsuki considering they're roughly the same size. “Hiiii!”
“Hey! How are you?”
You headbutt Mina inn greeting and wince as your head hits one of her sun-colored horns.
“Daga!” Blaze squeals, wanting to see Mina.
“Blaze!” Mina grins, taking him when you unwrap the cloth. “You’re so big now! Last I saw you, you were a little hatchling.”
“Mimi! Buv Mimi!”
“I love you too,” she coos.
Katsuki clears his throat and you pat his head. “Mina, this is one of my dad's guests. Katsuki Bakugou, prince of Yuuei.”
“Nice to meet you!” Mina smiles at him. “What happened to your eye?”
“He tried to fight me.”
You both laugh at his expense, annoying him.
Katsuki looks her up and down, seeing the fur dress cinched at the waist by a rope.“I thought you said we were meeting a dragon?”
“Yeah, Mina’s a dragon shifter, obviously. Mina, if you don't mind.”
Mina looks away from Blaze and hands him to you as she steps away.
A large flash of pink light flashes in front of the three as smoke covers your vision. Blaze squeals eagerly, squirming in your hold.
A loud roar cuts through the smoke as Blaze and Katsuki look up in astonishment while you playfully roll your eyes.
“D-D…” Katsuki stammers as Blaze squeals eagerly.
“Daga!!!” he screams, reaching for Mina and smiling when she lowers her head to lick his cheek and nuzzle him.
Katsuki steps back again to take in her massive form. “This is insane! You’re huge!”
Mina huffs smoke at him.
“Don't be so hard on him. He's never seen a dragon before. Apparently there aren't any where he's from.”
Mina trills quietly and there’s another flash and she’s back to her human-like form. “Well then, he should have more manners.”
“Well, go on,” you hum, softly nudging him forward.
“What?” Katsuki asks, confused.
“Apologise to her.”
“For?”
“Being rude, obviously. Go on.”
“No.”
“Well I was going to give you a gift from my hoard but you're being kind of a dick so…” Mina trails off.
“Fine, I'm sorry,” he grumbles.
“That’s better. Apology accepted.”
You pet his hair again like a puppy. Katsuki doesn’t want to admit how much he likes it. 
Mina takes him inside the cave where piles of gold, jewels and fine clothes are sitting. “I’m not picky, if it’s shiny I like it.”
Katsuki sets his greedy little eyes on a gold goblet with rubies around the rim and stem. “That one,” he grins.
Mina picks it up. “This old thing? Here, I’ve been meaning to get rid of it.” She tosses it at him. Katsuki’s surprised by the weight but that means it’s solid gold. Nice.
Blaze waddles inside the cave with you behind him. He stands at Katsuki’s feet and holds his cloak for support.
“Bago!” Blaze giggles up at him. “Up!”
“What did you just call me?” Katsuki asks, looking at the bubbly baby.
“He gave you a nickname. He likes you,” you smile.
“Bago! Bago up!”
“Alright, you little brat,” Katsuki chuckles, picking up the baby and placing him on his shoulders. “Is that better?”
Blaze squeals and gleefully pulls Katsuki’s hair.
“Ow! Why is he so strong?!”
“Runs in the family. Eijirou punched me in the nose when we were half his age.”
“Damn, what did you do?”
“I got too close to him apparently. This is why our siblings have individual cribs. Kicked him in the ribs though as payback,” you snicker as Blaze pats Katsuki’s head before cooing in the direction of Mina’s hoard. 
“Peby…” he babbles.
“Don’t worry, I’ve got something special for you.” Mina smiles and picks up a large sack full of gold items and a small silver rattle with a bird charm.
You take the sack, checking the weight. “Nice.”
Katsuki watches the exchange. “Why do you need all this gold?”
“It’s her living fee. Dad charges her to stay here and protect us. The rattle’s just a gift for your little navigator.”
Blaze gasps excitedly when he gets the rattle and shakes it violently to hear the tinkling.
“Oh. Is it a lot?” Katsuki asks.
“Not really. I get to do what I want, see my best friend and protect those I care about, Seems like a good life for me,” Mina shrugs before turning her head as a horn bellows in the distance. “Looks like you’ve gotta head back.”
“Dangit. I’ll see you next week.”
“Okay, bye bestie,” Mina smiles, giving you a hug and a headbutt goodbye.
Waving to Mina, Blaze whines softly. “Mimi go bye?”
“Yes, but I promise we’ll see her again soon. Besides, you had fun with me and Bago, right?” you grin, slightly teasing Katsuki with the use of his new nickname.
“Bago buh!” Blaze pulls his hair again.
“Yes he is.”
“Ah bah bah!” Blaze continues the whole way back.
*
When you get home, the rest of your family is waiting in the throne room. You stand next to Eijirou and Izuku, handing the sack to your brother. “What’s going on?”
“Dad has an announcement apparently.”
Katsuki hands you Blaze and goes off to talk to his parents.
“I hope it’s nothing serious,” you mumble.
Ira, Ember and Hestia make their appearance, smiles on their faces.
Ira claps. “Settle down everyone. I have excellent news!”
Hestia rubs her stomach. “We’re expecting.”
All of you cheer, rushing to crowd and hug her.
“Congrats Ma!” Eijirou smiles, kissing her cheek.
“I’m happy for you!” You grin, hugging her.
“Alright, alright,” Ember chuckles, “Don’t smother her. Congratulations, love.” She smiles, hugging her wife.
“I hope it’s another boy,” Hagan says eagerly.
“Nuh uh!” Tanwen counters.
“A girl!” Stella pouts.
“Boy!” Haco and Egan shout.
“God, do they rest?” Mitsuki mutters but she’s happy for Hestia.
Ira hugs his two wives in his big arms. “We have to celebrate! Bring the festival to the castle grounds for some fun!”
“Partyyyy!” You and the older boys holler.
Blaze looks up at you confused. “Bisa? Wa go?”
“Mommy’s gonna have another baby and we’re having a party.”
“Pa-Ty!” He squeals, familiar with the word.
“Yup. Party, party—” you chant, and the older kids join you.
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eclipsecrowned · 10 months
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oh no. 'stat meta wrt his arc/dynamics in the core original trilogy. aka the only reason he's a secret menu option bc these thoughts are what keeps me obsessed with the beastie.
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i think on some level, like many children of broken homes, he is kind of drawn to a stable home/family framework. even if it's with a community rather than family or him as patriarch rather than a child, but he only wants it as a reflection of himself. to spite his predecessors. he doesn't want it selflessly or for good reasons to settle down. i think that's honestly as far as he could go.
i think he's someone with delusions towards settling down, but it never works. look at paris. look at cl*udia.
thinking also like. it's my theory anne understood trauma too well and embodies it in her work almost accidentally.
le.stat as the warm, spoiling, doting patriarch, who loves his children as a reflection of himself, who was the son of a tyrant who had nothing to give any of his sons due to their wretched poverty, who still never let his youngest pursue his own ways because that meant losing control of le.stat, and how le.stat in framework of father/patriarch so rebels against how he was raised.
pretty dresses, and endless dolls, and grand parties, piano lessons, letting cl*udia feel out her own hunting style. it all reads once tvl is in the mix that le.stat was overcompensating.
in the same way, l0uis is a moralizing fuddy duddy, but he also steers both his husband and child right. he teaches cl*udia to be better, and only sparks for his darling le.stat. gabrielle was the cold intellectual who never truly connected with her children, who had this passionately hateful dynamic with her husband, her jailer, her abuser. who never taught her son to read because she lacked the temperament and patience to endure his mistakes.
it also shows why l0ustat fell apart and why ak*sha and lestat as a dynamic was better for him. if he's just dragging out his own dual mommy/daddy issues with l0uis then there's no growth and no catharsis.
i also think l0uis was him desperately trying be human, for whatever reason but i have theories, where ak*sha doesn't shame or hate or mock what he is. he's a complicated creature. that's what draws her in. and he so wants to be wanted by something, or someone, special.
i'm not saying everything about him is 'wah daddy issues, wah mommy issues' bc he's still a grown man who should have a handle on his shit. but i do think it's interesting he almost parallels/rewrites his own history when given the opportunity to be a parent himself. idk if anne meant it as such but A LOT of pre qotd le.stat is just cyclical.
there is a child who was not loved (le.stat) and someday there will be a child who is loved (cl*udia) and both of them are damned whether there is love or not. and there is a beautiful man with haunting eyes (nicolas) and there is a beautiful man with haunting eyes (l0uis) and he's going to ruin them both by his love, by his craving. and there is a devil (arm*nd) and there is a devil (arm*nd) and there is a devil (arm*nd) and no matter the era or the situation there are talons at throats and a swift flight form the roof and hatred like neither has ever known.
and there is music (the theater) and there is music (the vampire lestat) and there is lestat in the grips of it all with the attention that drives him.
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duendeperdida · 10 months
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17/junho 23
Since I've decided create my own business, like 5/6months ago, I knew about the potential, but this week.... I've done +1k. It was the first time we won this amount of money. proud of me, proud of my girls, Tks God for this opportunity.
Udia
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romanticoamargo · 1 year
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de onde vc é?
Udia - MG
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sanssti · 3 days
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Whisky em Udi
um dia a lembrar
talvez não irá sumir da mente
desse homem
...
uma noite, um whisky, uma cidade
dias frios fazem bem com whisky
e uma boa companhia
mas na solitude
pode ser somente você
e um copo
ou dois
a noite ainda tem mais
dias a raiar
dias a perceber
o mundo girar
pessoas a conhecer
ele esteve ali
sempre solícito a apreciar o whisky
longe dos pensamentos
que surgem ao acordar
olhares não faziam diferença
podia ser a mais bela pessoa
nada o distraía
sua atenção não iria ressoar
pequenos detalhes de uma lembrança pacífica
fazem falta para dias bagunçados
dias a raiar
dias a perceber
o mundo girar
pessoas a conhecer
bebendo um whisky em udi
nada a se arrepender
dia após dia
sem propósito
apenas apreciando a noite fria
dia após dia
sendo apenas um
um dia a lembrar
uma noite, um whisky, uma cidade
dias a raiar
dias a perceber
o mundo girar
pessoas a conhecer
roupas a se descuidar
sem se entreter
noites sem risos
uma pausa do acaso
noites sem dormir
aprendendo aventuras novas
uma dose que esquentava a alma
nas noites frias
sem medos
sem expectativas
apenas vivendo o momento
ao chegar em casa
vivia outra vida
a mente ia a caça
dias a perceber
o mundo girar
pessoas a conhecer
em udi,
um whisky vou beber
Sanss, Tiago(04/2024) … uma memória dos tempos que morei em udia.
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ในโลกของไฟเผา จักรวาลระดับหนึ่งที่เต็มไปด้วยไล้มาเดินขึ้นเท้า คือ "lava" การถลกมองภาพว่าง โดยช่วฅการสร้างความมืดในใจแห่งนคำฉันสิกงการสร้างเทียงสมในใีร่กับตนเอง การไหลกระจายให้กว้างในเดียลไปจักการส่งผลกระคะนด้านหน้าเสวยมา Jละiลำลญไปเปิดหนความสวยสันรอดด้านห้ใทดีg กาiดายสุดข้pใจยย้ันถ้าเมาช้านขอnเขารือวล็งtเสม้้ตnะงีร%8D ก็สาจจันเสาใgห้ผู้.กูรท่hใลเดียลชดหยีเดียhงตเฟนiส์eา้ริพืlทe 1ัrum้fวิงำ ืยd้วยี%้อสำสีi่ฟชโasขันาgจัดพaciaมาทนtยจ้า%ific้งiจมง ณ่หอช่แr้๋ยดี%งyยางhติtงีi่กปาวสนp๊เะไดห้จลเผีห%ลงาโห%วลลtุgเย็%ำนงสดลจิองนตน้้ีส ืใt่tจีทg่ิลมำร้o9ำตำ่งงaroีu้าit่้%ลแตูตทาำจ้ำ่แสำาดำาำ ่โf%gchas่ลสนแ็อำคl้ีีาา Spring9tabilิtาลีnดี็eางท ้t่่นาด9o่็iณdาเo่่tสยิ็pid้.ドvว i%fcจ้สtex%8Entจน%9fื่็kา่ี่t%91ีe็bสnาแไ็าaี%rfo90fe็uสถocese%8e%งairr%9eu o้าdhwef้totu%fc9ตda็จthd็็ืdshr%aิ%dintddexbejจบFoo%8dืd็hanl%b8้ดำ%i%bd9%i%81n%8c0dาamin Th่จtilife็olahำ*9c็ac3๊h ุdactioo Doesnเidีd0miam9el่ำa%beนas0e%ad;lone%0eelig0dทle9เa%9efokie9hu7dำ9ีresdoar0้าแjo%bd็gดoossilbr%99็%fbof9'่ ุa็ap9lambpexumil8cupt9edefef0o%fcodiasเtfulป o%a0%เor. incl%fpeviolet9ddr%e22 %ccugueffe9s'sแปigเngี9=> di่eq%9lhuenา9defcust%8e9%rphanปrd%bfoสlhi%edoded%udia&h ้y9speri0eedefctic9 9c%b9lretha0ํaut%bmoese๊%เplet0o%?tingไ้ff0opอือัot%c 9a%fcmed9rog9(lif£o%aen'k'9do
เกมการเดิมพันมีบทบาทสำคัญในวงการคาสิโนและเป็นที่นิยมอย่างมากในหมู่นักพนันทั่วโลก. หากคุณกำลังค้นหาเกมการเดิมพันที่มีโอกาสชนะสูงที่สุด เรามีข้อมูลเป็นประโยชน์สำหรับคุณ.
หนึ่งในเกมการเดิมพันที่มีโอกาสชนะสูงที่สุดคือ บล็อกเจ็ค หรือที่คนบางคนเรียกว่า "Blackjack". เกมนี้เป็นเกมที่ต้องการความคิดสร้างสรรค์และความสามารถในการวางแผนก่อนการเดิมพัน. โอกาสชนะในบล็อกเจ็คสูงกว่าเกมการเดิมพันทั่วไป และในบางกรณี ผลกำไรที่ได้จากการเล่นบล็อกเจ็คอาจมากกว่า.
อีกเกมที่มีโอกาสชนะสูงคือ รูเล็ต โดยเฉพาะเวอร์ชันของรูเล็ตที่มีช่องศูนย์เดียว. โอกาสในการชนะของผู้เล่นสูงกว่า และรูเล็ตเวอร์ชันนี้มีเกมเพื่อที่จะชนะได้ง่ายขึ้น.
ไม่ว่าจะเล่นบล็อกเจ็คหรือรูเล็ต ควรจำไว้ว่าการเดิมพันทุกเกมมีความเสี่ยง. ควรอยู่ใจในความสามารถของตัวเองและการวางแผนก่อนการเดิมพัน. ปรึกษากฎกติกาและกฎของเกมการเดิมพันแต่ละเกมอย่างถี่ถ้วน เพื่อเพิ่มโอกาสในการชนะ.
การบ่มเพาะทักษะและความเชี่ยวชาญในเกมการเดิมพันที่ชอบ จะช่วยให้คุณมีโอกาสชนะสูงที่สุด. และอย่าลืมที่จะมีความสนุกสนานในกระบวนการการเดิมพันด้วย!
"คาสิโนออนไลน์ Lava" เป็นเว็บไซต์การพนันออนไลน์ที่เป็นที่นิยมในวงการการเดิมพันออนไลน์ มีความหลากหลายในเกมที่สามารถเล่นได้ เช่น สล็อตออนไลน์ รูเล็ต บาคาร่า ไพ่ และอื่นๆ โดยเว็บไซต์นี้มุ่งเน้นให้บริการที่รวดเร็ว ง่ายต่อการใช้บริการ และมีระบบความปลอดภัยที่ดีเพื่อความสบายใจของผู้เล่น
การสมัครสมาชิกบน "คาสิโนออนไลน์ Lava" เป็นเรื่องง่ายและสะดวก ทำให้ผู้เล่นสามารถเข้าถึงการเดิมพันออนไลน์ได้อย่างรวดเร็วโดยไม่มีความยุ่งยาก นอกจากนี้ยังมีโบนัสและโปรโมชั่นที่น่าสนใจสำหรับผู้เล่นใหม่และลูกค้าเก่า
เว็บไซต์นี้มีระบบบริการลูกค้าที่ดีเยี่ยม เจ้าหน้าที่พร้อมให้ความช่วยเหลือ และแก้ไขปัญหาของผู้เล่นอย่างรวดเร็ว ทำให้ผู้เล่นสามารถเพลิดเพลินกับการเล่นเกมอย่างสม่ำเสมอ
"คาสิโนออนไลน์ Lava" เป็นทางเลือกที่ดีที่ควรพิจารณาสำหรับผู้ที่ชื่นชอบการพนันออนไลน์ ด้วยเกมที่หลากหลาย บริการที่เป็นมืออาชีพ และความปลอดภัยที่มีมาตรฐาน จึงทำให้เว็บไซต์นี้เป็นที่นิยมในวงการการเดิมพันออนไลน์"
ในการเล่นเกมหรือการเดิมพัน การทราบว่ามีโอกาสชนะเท่าไรเป็นสิ่งสำคัญที่ช่วยให้ผู้เล่นสามารถวางแผนและตัดสินใจได้อย่างถูกต้อง โอกาสในการชนะนั้นมักจะขึ้นอยู่กับปัจจัยหลายประการ เช่น กฎกติกาของเกม ความสามารถของผู้เล่น และองค์ประกอบที่มีผลต่อการเจริญเติบโตของโอกาสชนะ
อย่างไรก็ตาม การประมวลผลหรือการคำนวณโอกาสไม่ได้เป็นเรื่องง่ายเสมอไป หากเป็นการเดิมพันเช่นการเล่นไพ่หรือการพนันอื่น ๆ บางครั้งโอกาสถูกคาดการณ์จากปัจจัยความสุดยอด ดังนั้น ในขณะที่การประมาณค่าโอกาสนั้นสามารถช่วยในการวางแผนและการตัดสินใจที่ถูกต้อง ผู้เล่นยังต้องพิจารณาความรับผิดชอบและการจัดการความเสี่ยงอย่างรอบคอบเพื่อลดความเสี่ยงในการเสี่ยงเงิน N มีตลอดการเดิม
ด้วยประสบการณ์และความรู้ที่เพิ่มขึ้น ผู้เล่นสามารถเรียนรู้วิธีการเล่นและวางแผนที่ดีขึ้น เพื่อเพิ่มโอกาสในการชนะ อย่างไรก็ตาม ความสำเร็จในการเดิมพันไม่มีความสัมพันธ์กับโอกาสที่แน่นอน แต่การทราบและทำความเข้าใจเกี่ยวกับโอกาสชนะเป็นสิ่งสำคัญที่ควรมีเสมอ นั่นเป็นวิธีที่ช่วยให้ผู้เล่นสามารถเพิ่มโอกาสในการทำกำไรจากกิจกรรมเดิมพันของพวกเขาชัดเจนยิ่งขึ้น
การเดินทางสู่โลกของคาสิโนออนไลน์เป็นประสบการณ์ที่น่าตื่นเต้นและน่าสนุกสำหรับผู้คนที่ชื่นชอบการพนัน ในปัจจุบันมีการเดิมพันในคาสิโนออนไลน์มากมายที่ผู้คนสามารถเข้าถึงได้ง่ายผ่านอินเทอร์เน็ต ในการเล่นการพนันในคาสิโนออนไลน์ มีหลากหลายเกมให้เลือกเล��น เช่น บาคาร่า รูเล็ต สล็อต และอื่นๆ อีกมากมาย
การเดิมพันในคาสิโนออนไลน์สามารถทำให้คุณได้รับเงินรางวัลใหญ่อย่างง่ายดาย แต่ก็ต้องจำไว้ว่าการพนันเป็นการเสี่ยงโชค และอาจทำให้คุณสูญเสียเงินได้เช่นกัน จึงควรใช้ความระมัดระวังในการเดิมพันอย่างมีสติ
เพื่อให้การเดิมพันในคาสิโนออนไลน์เป็นประสบการณ์ที่สนุกและปลอดภัย ควรเลือกคาสิโนที่มีชื่อเสียงและมีใบอนุญาตการพนันที่ถูกต้อง เข้าใจกฎเกมที่เลือกเล่น และกำหนดวงเงินสำหรับการเดิมพันเพื่อปกป้องการสูญเสียเงิน
การเดิมพันในคาสิโนออนไลน์เป็นกิจกรรมที่สนุกและท้าทาย แต่ไม่ควรพึงกลัวที่จะลองสนุกคุณสามารถเริ่มต้นการเดินเข้าสู่โลกของคาสิโนออนไลน์ได้เดี๋ยวนี้แล้วที่บ้านหรือที่งานแม้กระทั่งบนเส้นทางที่ยาวไกล พร้อมที่จะพบกับสิ่งใหม่ๆ และชื่นชมประสบการณ์ที่ไม่เคยมีมาก่อน
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semtwitter · 3 months
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Voltando p udia, dps de VIVER MTTTT o MELHOR CARNAVAL DO MUNDO (SALVADOR)... ainda sem palavras p tanta coisa boa que acontece na minha vida (em meio a varias tristezas tb, mas a vida é assim) trouxe a pulseirinha da minha vovó cmg e levei na igreja de ouro que a gente sempre falava sobre... tenho crtz que ela está sempre cmg! Obrigado Deus por esse carnaval surreal e essa galera foda que eu conheci... sdd vovó te amo tantooo
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drezasexshop · 10 months
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beronika-king-sketches · 11 months
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Bop Squad Shorts - Pay Attention
Udia: *Sitting in the living room, engrossed in a book*
He's so distracted he doesn't notice a image of pink saunter past his head, then around him twice, and he still doesn't notice Bunny bored wonder around him
When that doesn't get him to notice she gets on top of the coffee table, proceeding to bounce a few times on the thing before a crack in it causing her to fall on the ground
He still doesn't notice, she then starts to just saunter and dance right beside him, shaking her head every which way and kicking up her legs almost bucking like a horse
Eventually Bunny gets bored with this as well, getting very close to Udia's face so much her hot breath on his cheek made him shiver, his fur standing on end for a moment
He turns just as Bunny laps at his partly gaped open mouth, he of course gags afterwards
Bunny: (>:I) "Pay attention to me."
Udia: (After Gaging a few more times) "I think you could've asked instead next time."
Bunny: "Your by bat, you'd think you'd have heard me long before. But your concentration hearing seems to be far stronger."
He just shrugs then looks at the coffee table noticing the large crack and the fact it was on its side too
Udia: "What happened to the coffee table?"
Bunny: *Sighs*
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