#twilight logic

[pinkieloveheartpastel]

Okay but seriously, imagine being dark brown, and you get turned by a twilight vampire, and you come back looking hella fucked up. Like no, honey, the scary thing about you is the fact that you look like one of them venetian clowns. What in the seventeenth depths of hell done happened to your skin??

Like you just went through like two to five days of pure torture and you end up with this… I’d get a refund.

#twilight #twilight racism #racism #antiblackness. #extremely antiblack. #colorism #end white supremacy. #twilight logic #twilight makes no sense #twilight lore not making sense as usual #twilight wiki #let brown vampires be brown #let black vampires be black #that’s not how melanin works #that’s not how it works

[neapenning]

Quick sketch in honor of mermay

#i love how anya sometimes doesnt control her mind reading and just makes huge leaps of logic #spy x family #anya forger #loid forger #twilight spy x family #tw: drowning #its been a while and i have forgotten how to draw #neapart

[katsettee]

Whoops

#art #digital art #fanart #loz twilight princess #lu #linked universe #wild linked universe #twilight linked universe #death to the cowboy #my bad #yeed his last haw #angst #twilight dying is just the most logical conclusion #oops lost another found family member #character death #i made a warning post previously idk what you expected #oops #bro got stabbed or something idk #theyre like each others comfort blanket #siblings but in a protect protect protect way #a desperate need to see the other okay #really unfortunate

[venuslove-28]

post turning but pre darlin sam

#idk if twilight vamp logic applies but sjsj #i had him with longer hair #expect current day sam today hopefully! #sam collins #sam collins redacted audio #sam collins redacted asmr #redactedaudio #redacted asmr #redacted audio darlin #redacted asmr darlin #redacted audio sam collins #redacted audio sam #redacted asmr sam #redacted asmr sam collins

[eiochevart]

GUYS!!! I made yet another thing!!! This stupid ass song has been living rent free in my mind and I just- I-

Uh whatever just listen to it

#Eli’s music #twilight princess #zelda music #Nintendo music #loz tp #the legend of Zelda #zelda #music cover #music #loz twilight princess #Nintendo #Logic Pro

[personalheroin]

i am currently suffering from a sinus infection and the nyquil is kicking in but—

Jacob honestly deserved so much better than what Smelly gave him. She wrote him so beautifully that he overpowered Edward, the ‘man’ Bells was supposed to end up with. Noticing that she made Jacob more desirable and good, she tore him down. Every piece of good and love and kindness, she took from him. She took it away because Edward needed to be the one Bella ended up with.

And yet, despite Smelly tearing Jacob apart piece by piece, we still love him, team jacobs are fiercely loyal. Like a pack of wolves. We see beyond the inexcusable and unnecessary character destruction she put him through. We see the sunny Jacob that still exists within him despite the destruction the Cullens introduced to his and his family and his tribes lives. Which is why I love being team Jacob. He is loyal and kind and trustworthy and strong and gentle and endlessly caring.

Smelly never deserved Jacob as a character. She ruined him simply for the end game of white superiority. Fuck her and fuck her saga.

Why am I team Jacob?

#i am not sorry #team jacob is for bad bitches #Team Jacob is the only logical choice #twilight #the twilight saga #twilight saga #jacob black #bella swan #team jacob #twilight renaissance #twilight new moon #twilight wolf pack #twilight revival #the twilight series #the twilight renaissance

[alexdti]

Congrats to Umbi for his new tattoo on the butt 🎉

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#mlp #my little pony #oc #ponysona #rainbow dash #comic #rarity #twilight sparkle #applejack #pinkie pie #flutteshy #quest for friendship #QFF #starlight glimmer #fancomic #fan comic #star logic #brainstorm #purple creativity

[unfortunate--moth]

hey guys do we think vivia dyed his hair or do we think it's just naturally like that somehow. also if it is dyed is the green natural or is it the black or is his natural hair color completely different.

#rain code #master detective archives: rain code #vivia twilight #moth speaks #i was just thinking about this #like is it anime logic and his hair is just like that #or what

[therealvinelle]

Hello👋

Can you talk about why you think the planet in Twilight is bigger than our planet?

And wouldn't that add a pinch of tragedy to vampire lives? They can run incredibly fast and feel comfortable in almost any environmental conditions. But they are limited by the territory of their coven and the size of the planet as a whole.

Explained here: for vampires to be faster than the human eye can see and yet require several hours to go from point A to point B when both points are on the same continent (for reference: according to my calculations, they would only need 39 minutes to run around the circumference of the world), points A and B have to be farther apart in the world of Twilight than they are on ours.

Bigger Earth.

#i take my watsonian analysis to its logical extreme #twilight renaissance #twilight #twilight meta

[catstack17]

while i’m on the subject of twilight- i have no idea why it took me so long to realize just how much the events of breaking dawn do not make relatively any sense. hear me out- if alice could not see that bella was ok and alive in new moon because canonically she is not able to see past the wolves, then how could she see either vision in breaking dawn between renesmee’s “future” w/ jacob + the vision of the fight sequence because almost the entirety of the wolf pack is in that vision?!?!!!? like- none of that follows what was previously canon in the first three books as well as films???

#cat watches twilight #twilight #yikes all around #smeyer why would you ruin your plot even more? #not to mention the fact that jacob gets done and written so dirty in breaking dawn #but the fact that now the plot which was ridiculous anyway doesn’t even make sense following previous plot + storylines makes it even worse #breaking dawn is a whole face palm and a half #twilight saga #cat reads twilight #where do i begin to explain how i already disliked breaking dawn + then my brain fully forms logic and reasoning to the sentiment

[crazychanuwu77]

Pony Resources

Twilight the Logic Rock

Fluttershy the Lovebug

Pinkie Pie the Addiction Angel

Rarity the Hormone Monstress

Applejack the Shame Wizard

Rainbow Dash the Ambition Goblin

#mlp g4 #mlp fan art #mlp #my little pony #twilight #twilight sparkle #fluttershy #pinkie pie #rarity #applejack #rainbow dash #human resources netflix #human resources #netflix #logic rock #lovebug #addiction angel #hormone monster #hormone monstress #shame wizard #ambition goblin #crossover #fanart #I’ll add more to this crossover story later #Pony Resources #CrazyChanuwu art

[bookoholic-rosie]

Bella was an idiot….

SHE HAD THIS RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER…

THIS GORGEOUS MASTERPIECE OF SEXYNESSSSS

OR THIS BEAUTIFUL SEXY HIMBO, WHO WE LITERATELY NEED TO FUNCTION

OR THE INCREDIBLY GOOD LOOKING DILF DOCTOR

AND SHE PICKED THE ONE WHO WAS DEPRESSED….

LOGIC BELLA LOGIC!!!!!!

#twilight #alice cullen #bella swan #edward cullen #emmett cullen #rosalie cullen #jasper cullen #jasper hale #rosalie hale #carlisle cullen #logic #so hot 🔥🔥🔥

[cto10121]

These people have never heard of romance in their whole life. Not a clue, no thoughts, head empty

#twilight #anti anti twilight #twilight meta #by that same logic edward can be replaced with a sexy lamp #the plot is literally about edward and bella trying to be together #there is basically no other plot #only plot obstacles trying to get between them #twilight renaissance #twilight hate dumb

[isekaicore]

if you had two telepaths trying to read each others minds at the same time i think they'd create a psychic feedback loop basically like turning to the wrong channel on an old tv and being hit with the nightmare static out of nowhere like an INSTANT migraine

#you could be like twilight logic where aro and edward can like see each other seeing each other in their mindscapes #but i think nightmare static is funnier #telepathy #slay #.txt

[universal-consistant]

id imagine this milo has some sort of magical holy protection against the pollen

this milo and robot milo shaking hands: WILL SOMEONE NOTICE THIS IS FUCKING WEIRD

no i litterally was thinking about this when i was typing the last reply i think he and anyone else wrapped into the weird plant god war on jacks side as fun immunity to the pollen but it like.specifically messes with milo cause he just remembers being so normal about it in other places and is just in. abject horror about it especially since hes fighting the twilight

milo:OH ARE WE JUST OKAY WITH THIS WHAT THE FUCK

other milos high on weird pollen:eh its fine

milo:NO ITS NOT

#ooc #need to name this funney guy now #okay logically hes gonna be a universe jumping milo cause grace and twilight stuff #so hed have that naming convention ive givin them #is the conservationist too long?

[alexdti]

I'm sure Rarity won't overreact for just a mane being cut, right?

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