#tw: stds

[nohalosinhell-archive]

hannah-the-small Gritt is staring... he doesn't want to ask... but he doesn't know the word STD even if its been thrown around.

Oh. Shit. He knows that look. It's the I want to ask but I'll look like a jackass if I ask face. Right... Gil didn't teach him shit. He needs to know this shit before he gets sweet talked into shooting up with somebody else's needle or gets talked into the ol' we don't need a condom if it's anal shtick.

"Okay, so, some people have... poison, basically. In their blood. And cum. And. Y'know, fluids, and if it gets inside you, you get poisoned, and you can spread that poison to whoever you're fuckin'. So... wear a condom. And don't shoot up with a needle someone else has used. I don't care if someone says they're clean or they love you so it's okay. Don't do it."

#hannahthesmall #😈 Blitzø 😈 #I AM CRYING. #tw: stds #tw: stis #tw: drug use #tw: Blitz shouldn't teach sex ed #ask to tag

[a5hrie7]

Dumb little Lute x Adam comic i scribbled in my free time

#tw health #doodle #hazbin hotel #hazbin lute #hazbin adam #adam x lute #flare ups suck but its ok XD #and if anyone wants to freak out about stds #grow tf up

[kankuroplease]

imagine taking sex ed but the teacher is kakashi yelling about how important condoms are

That would be a horrible idea

He may read pervy books in public, but he does not want to be the sex ED teacher

#ask #tw pregnancy mention #kakashi would be quick with out details and probably be weirded out having to explain this to a classroom #Iruka is 10x worse than kakashi on being embarrassed but will still try to take it seriously #Gai would definitely be the teacher that has random objects to prove condoms can fit every side #anko would find the absolute worst std photos to keep these kids honest #honestly the only one that would have a normal set Ed class would probably be Asuma #kurenai wouldn’t be a bad choice either but wouldn’t take the kids jokes as easily as Asuma

[anti-endo-haven]

cw std mentions, csa mention, implied csa at the end

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i think our cold sores are back.... starts screaming. our dad always said "you cant have cold sores" but like.. even if u dont think u have sexual abuse trauma, u can still get cold sores as a kid from stuff like sharing chapstick n shit 😭😭😭 herpes type 1 is the most common std and kids can technically have herpes jus from sharing very common stuff

i mean, if we ignore the weird Vision™️ of this gross old guy with herpes cold sores on his mouth, i dont think its too far fetched to say we have it from sharing things like kids do

the corner of my mouth tingles and im going INSANE this is a sensory NIGHTMARE!!!! /autistic

-🪐🫀

I’ve heard cold sores suck a lot (only heard it sucks, we’ve never had one).

Isn’t there medication to help with it? Or something similar to help with it?

I hope it leaves soon.

#🪐🫀 #tw std mentions #tw csa mention #tw csa implied #tw implied csa #anti-endo-haven-vent #anti-endo-haven-vents

[humanteethmarksonhumanbone]

here on another episode of vi’s self indulgent hc corner i hereby headcanon ink5oul with trichotillomania

because ✨projection✨ and i hc ink5oul as bald/buzz (?) so it makes sense to me ok

#(i was gonna just write “trich” but then i searched it up and its also an std to i thought it best to clarify) #(but i think ttm is the nickname but whatever) #tmagp #ink5oul #tmagp headcanons #tw trichotillomania #< mentioned ofc #just to be safe #violetbones.txt

[uwuowotf2waslife]

What if Medic taught the team sex ed because he found out that someone has an STI and the mercs later either follow his advice or completely ignore it + Medic educating reader on safe sex on practice

The reason I came up with this is that I'm really stupid so I got thrush. I'm so fucking embarrassed, I'm a grown ass woman but I somehow did my hygiene incorrectly and I'm itchy down there and it burns to pee. I'm making an appointment with a gynecologist as I write this so I should be fine

Love your writing, acceptance of horny and your chill. Best wishes to you and sorry for shitty English

Dw frend your english is ✨✨✨✨

Also get well soon <3 it happens to the best of us

Tw: Sex mention/STD mention

In this case: Spy (fuckboy) got trush and Medic had a mild stroke when finding out only 3/9 Mercs understand the concept of STDs

Medic: lecturer in the conference room used in ED. Has a small presentation of whats STIs are and how to avoid them.

“Zo az you zhee, thiz are the common STDs you may encounter during ehm…”

“During third base!” Pips Scout.

Visible confusion by all non english speaking members except Spy

“The boy means sex… speak like an adult sout.” Half muffled by a ciggarete.

“Doubt you can get a hard on, frenchman, just 10 secs ago sawbone said you loose your errectIon once you hit 60” scout goes for a low blow

“Your mother never complains, does she.” Spy snakes back for a lower blow.

“SAY IT AGAIN FUCKFACE AND YOULL HAVE A MUFFCABBAGE FOR A HEAD” scout tries to grab his pistol, forgets that he had to surrender it at the lockers for safety.

“SHUT UP BABYMEN! DOCTOR SAYS ITS IMPORTANT “ a russian roar cuts them both raw and leaves them hanging.

A shill sound cuts them all, now Medic using Archimedes claws to get them all to pay attention

“Danke mein Freund “. “Now I know thiz will be embarrassing but you are all very welcome to use the jar in the medbay, well you wish to… touczh third base” A true genious never lets new opportunities for a learning moment to fall.

“So the condom jar?” “Didnt yall ever used that till Spy got Thursh??!” Scout looks dumbfounded

“You dont really use protection when ya are a gentleman, mongrel!” Sniper visibly annoyed and flustered because in his non medical experience a quickie in a van isnt really prime time for proper sex ed usage.

“Snipes Sheep dont count!” Scout goes for the low hanging fruit.

Sniper roses up and looks anywhere for a weapon but decides his chair is prime

Untill he is stopped by heavy and is basically hogtied by a even taller and burlier man

“Next will be in Locker” simple threat but working.

“Dankeshone Fruende… but yes I expect you all to use them. We cant have a czeafire because you all have different sztrains of StDS reaking havoc.”…

“ Never seen you using one tho Sawbones” Again scout being a dumbass.

Soldier now fed up , stands up and salutes

“MEDIC AS AN AMERICAN I HAVE BEEN TAUGHT IN MY AMERICAN EDUCATION WHAT SEXUALY TRANSIMETED DISEASES ARE, BUT THIS HERE BASTARDS HAVE MADE THIS LESSON UNACCEPTABLE. PERMISSION TO STRANGLE SCOUT?”

“NO TALK BABYMAN!”

“What if ye just want yer dick sucked by a bird? Do ye also need a condom?” Demo awoken has to ask the most revelant question in the last hour and a half.

“YOU DO VAT TO BIRDS?” Medic officially snapped.

“Ya know, chicks” scout yells amidst being stangled

“Vat?”

“HE MEANS WOMEN YOU IDIOT” hogtied sniper yells

“JA YOU DUMBKOFF!”

Earie silence from Medic finnaly snapping.

“Do we also have to use it with dudes? Like is it any different?”scout is about to pass out.

Medic defeated

Spy horrified his son is bi ( boomer fainting)

“I mean same same but different so prolly yeah” answers him an amused Engie.

“Mhmmm mmh” Pyro says and leaves the building.

True mercenary chaos ensues with Spy accusing Scout from hiding shit from him while all the others have fights about who did what and why they didnt use a wrapper.

Case in point

They are all idiots.

#tf2 heavy #tf2 fandom #tf2 imagines #tf2 headcanons #tf2 shiposting #tw sex mention #tw std

[happybird16]

Ackerman are strong and resilient, built to withstand and survive in even the worst conditions. We’ve seen that multiple times throughout the series, in Mikasa, Levi and even Kenny.

So, why then did Kuchel die so easily? Such a sweet, strong lady taken down by some seemingly random disease? Despite being trapped in the Underground, selling her body to survive, she had to have been powerful and imposing just like all the other members of her family. Why didn’t the power flowing through her veins, like it does her brother and son, not help her fight and survive?

By all means it should’ve right? But, what if Ackerman’s are uniquely susceptible to this particular disease?

We know that, at some point, there was a plague within the walls. That some non-described unnamed very deadly disease wiped out thousands of Eldians within the walls and that the king at the time had to use his power to warp his subjects, to make them immune to said disease.

We also know that the Ackerman family is uniquely immune to the effects of the kings powers. They can’t get their memories wiped like every other Eldian and, theoretically, they can’t be turned into Titans.

So, what if, Ackerman’s can’t be effected by the king’s biological decree’s as well? What if what Kuchel had caught, what had eventually taken her down slowly and gruesomely, was that very plague? That they weren’t effected by the king’s decree for immunity from that extremely deadly disease.

Some sort of deadly sexually transmitted disease by my estimate, -given that Levi didn’t get sick in the room with her- passed on to her by her customers. They’re all immune, but some still carry it with them, one eventually passing it on to her. Painfully taking her from her son far too early. Something only Ackerman’s can even get anymore, her very strength ending up her weakness.

(Yes, this theory implies that, should Zeke’s sterilization plan have gone through, both Levi and Mikasa wouldn’t have been affected.)

#aot theory #levi ackerman #mikasa ackerman #kenny ackerman #kuchel ackerman #attack on titan #aot #shingeki no kyojin #snk #aot theories #tw; std mention #tw; death

[the-fall-of-armie-hammer]

Did you see the write up on complex.com? He gave her an STD.

Is anyone surprised?? 🤮 One more example, in a never-ending list, of how truly gross this man is.

Shortly after their situation fell apart, she noticed she was "itchy" and "kind of smelly," so she spoke to her gynecologist and concluded that Hammer was responsible for her ailments.

#armie hammer #tw std

[kithtaehyung]

day 1 agust d jacket flip🫠 | 230426 belmont

#a to the g to the u to the std #i’m d boy (WHAT) #yoongi #suga #agust d #agust d tour #d3tour #ryen in ny! #videos #*videos #bts #tw: flashing video

[technicoloryuri]

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#tw: sti #lol i might have an std #I've been putting off dealing with it for a few months now and I've finally had the faculties to deal with it #getting tested tomorrow #we'll find out in about a week if i got the clap or not #if i do i have to make some very difficult calls!!!

[matoitech]

if im thinking abt stuff like 'preference' w bisexuality and how that can come off to other ppl particularly someplace like online where its kind of a viewable catalogue of at least some aspect of urself or what ur interested in, at the end of the day i think there’s just a lot more stuff catering to me as a man who fucks men regardless of the specifics of whether the dude interacting w or making it is gay or bi that it’s just easier to indulge that aspect of myself (also, my being in a relationship w another man) vs my attraction to women which can just be a lot harder to find things that feel like they actually interest me or resonate with me bcuz i’m a bisexual man and my relationships with women aren’t rly typically the dynamic or experience of two straight people in a relationship or their sexual dynamics. not like i Cant resonate w things intended to be made that way ofc just its typically harder for bi ppl to find things we like. thisis like a well known and discussed thing in bi community spaces

like i don’t personally relate to the ‘my dif gender attraction is still gay’ bi jokes bcuz im not nonbinary and i don’t have a ‘weird gender’ in any way im just male so my attraction to and relationships w women is just as a man, but me being a BISEXUAL man specifically DOES impact and alter that in a way. it’s not inherently better or worse than how a straight man may like women it’s just different. if there was as much bisexual m/f in media or whatever as weird biphobes online pretend there is then my experiences would be more represented (gotta make it ourselves)

bi men also tend to be aware of how our attraction towards women As men is read and viewed and treated both in general and in lgbt spaces, which a lot of the time dont look very kindly on any of our attraction anyway (‘predatory cheating bi man whose probably gonna give u stds’) so that’s also a factor in us maybe coming off like we prefer men in lgbt spaces when we don’t actually have a preference or any interest in discussing our 'types' w strangers online. shrugs

#serophobia tw #just in case since thats generally whats going on when ppl pull the std thing abt bi men

[jaysen-vor-hee-hees]

i remember my mum telling me men can’t get breast cancer, because i didn’t know any better.

i remember my mum telling me women have babies regardless of whether they have sex or not, to scare me when i first admitted i don’t want children.

i remember my mum telling me men cannot get STDs, despite the AIDS crisis.

i remember my mum telling me that if i kept picking at scabs and such, i’d get scars, then nobody would love me because nobody finds scars attractive.

i remember my mum telling me if i keep eating ‘the way i do’, i’ll gain too much weight, and again, nobody would love me.

never. EVER. lie to your children about serious medical issues and similar dangers in today’s society just to make them conform to your ideals. it is never fucking okay.

men can get breast cancer. men can get STDs. men can get abused. men can get raped, plus without ‘asking for it’. women are not required to reproduce. scars do not make you less attractive. weight does not make you less attractive.

i could go on, but we’d be here for a long time. my point; do. not. tell. cruel. lies. to. your. children. it is sick, and twisted, and disgusting.

if that angers you, DNI.

#breast cancer #AIDS crisis #skin picking tw #rape tw #sh cw #? #cancer tw #angry vent #vent cw #std cw #?? #abuse tw

[taegularities]

im genuinely curious because like protection is not only to prevent getting preggers but also prevent spreading STD’s and like hmm just a thought on how people do it back in the day i guess hehe cause now im really conscious that both of me and my partner are clean i guess

yeah, that's the issue with that era i guess, bc stds weren't taken as seriously as now... people slept around a lot, there were so many brothels and orgies, so stds were definitely not a rarity i think. we'll just pretend c&f jk is clean bc plot convenience LOL but yeah, that's definitely something to consider in general. it's one of the first things i ask partners i sleep with, too, like everyone should !!

#tw stds #i thought about both pregnancies and stds while writing cos... c&f jk has been to brothels #and sex workers #he's fkn wild so let's hope for oc he's all well lol #he did wear the intestines a few times tho but this time he didn't </3 #notes for rid 🌹 #anon #fic: candles & flames

[saetoru]

hi teeee, i hope youre doing well? this is super random but, do you know of any good excuses to not show up to work/give away a shift? I feel like I've run the "I'm sick" excuse into the ground T_T

okay don’t give me shit for this—SOMETIMES U HAVE HARD DAYS OKAY U GOTTA DO WHAT U GOTTA DO 🥲 but i got into a car wreck like a year go—i was okay dw my car was a lil damaged but everything else was fine—ANYWAY i still have the police note that the officer gave me where he wrote all the info of the dude that hit me and i still send it as evidence for an excuse if i wanna extend a deadline or miss class or get out of a zoom meeting i have to join 💀 “sorry i got into an accident i can’t make it” meanwhile my accident was a year ago and im in bed 😭 I KNOW ITS SHITTY but i can only do it once per class anyway and i do it when i rly have to 😔

#tw car accident #tw car crash #asks! #ANYWAY i’d say to say u got into a car wreck #but they might ask for evidence #say #u have an std and it’s rly contagious #like so contagious that if ur within 6 ft of them they will get chlamydia but 10 times worse #LMAO HDJSIFK #u got a new std that has very little research it’s deadly u don’t wanna risk it #that’s sure to work 😻

[glittery-ishfish]

Japan and Greece comparing global sexual frequency rankings, with Greece as the highest and Japan as the lowest.

Followed by Greece offering to give Japan the full experience

To which Japan accepted his offer...

And, during the night, was moaning so loud that China heard.

#hetalia #hetalia official art #aph official #tw suggestive #aph japan #aph greece #hetalia japan #hetalia greece #Greece canonically doesn't wear condoms #ever... #I can only imagine what STDs Japan is stuck with now #Please let China sleep #That moon tho... #🌚

[minglana]

help i cant stop thinking abt the illnesses my friends talked abt on wednesday

#tw for description of some illnesses in the tags -> #basically one of my friends got mono but he got this rly severe case where like his neck kinda swelled #and he had to have surgery to remove the pus bag that had swollen bc it was near the carotid i believe? or the jugular #and my other friend talked abt his gf's flatmates during her erasmus last yr #and how one of them got blister all over their mouth and apparently a lot of other erasmus students had it too #and her other flatmate got fucking scabies. and he (my friend) was rightfully very concerned for his gf #bc its very easy to pass it to someone when you live w them #anyways i have nightmares abt the scabies now :) #the others not so much bc theyre more std related (i know mono isnt only std but im pretty sure thats how my friend got it) #but yeah 😃👍🏼 #z xarre