Need a mean lesbian a few years older than me to make me masturbate until I pass out.
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people misunderstand what ‘gifted kid’ actually means but it’s ok it’s fine it’s cool it’s good
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the thing is they really do let you hit because you're goofy.
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I love it when you post
posting a 100x100px dog
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Benefits of New Jersey:
It has a state wide commuter and light rail network
Hoboken
The Pine Barrens
Densest state in the Union
Beaches
Bruce Springsteen
Cons of New Jersey
Suburbs, so many suburbs
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please internet tranny, just a little tummy, just to help me get through the day, be generous to a poor little soul
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I need to have an it/its weekend
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t4t
saying the dumbest shit in my life and watching the sadness in her eyes as she realizes she still wants to date me
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saying the dumbest shit in my life and watching the sadness in her eyes as she realizes she still wants to date me
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“girlcock” this, “girlcock” that. what if I want to watch the corner of her eyes crinkle when she talks about the tv show she likes. what if I want her to be able to confide in me the things she never felt safe enough to tell anyone else.
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“girlcock” this, “girlcock” that. what if I want to watch the corner of her eyes crinkle when she talks about the tv show she likes. what if I want her to be able to confide in me the things she never felt safe enough to tell anyone else.
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“girlcock” this, “girlcock” that. what if I want to watch the corner of her eyes crinkle when she talks about the tv show she likes. what if I want her to be able to confide in me the things she never felt safe enough to tell anyone else.
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The current state of pop girlies is so funny like
Ariana Grande: getting dragged for homewrecking with the guy who played SpongeBob in the SpongeBob musical
Taylor Swift: dropping her worst album in years about how deeply obsessed she is with Matty Healy
Billie Eilish, for some reason:
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if yaoi is wrong …i don’t Wnat to be right…
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