#tumblrtarian

[eric-sadahire]

I was on a train and this woman opposite looked at me and said, 

"every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place...." I asked, "Are you single?" She replied, "No, I am a dentist."

#nicewoman #smileandawink #onatrain #invitation #humor #irony #dentist #badteeth #areyousingle #redhead #romanticinterest #flirting #dissapointment #acrylic #painting #artoftheday #artists on tumblr #tumblrtarian #artwork #dailyartwork #outsiderart #lowbrowart #kunst #flommist #flomm #sadahirecoasters #handpaintedbeercoaster #beercoaster #beermat #perspective

[keefsteef]

No one in Tumblrville has the right to act like they're better than any other tumblrtarian because babe honestly, we're ALL here being deranged and delusional about SOMETHING 😩‼️

Just a mini ramble because I remember some person tried getting uppity with me about liking old rockstars and I'm like... you're lusting over a character, you aren't meeting him either, let's cry together instead of bringing each other down!! 🥴

It's hard being downbad in these streets but it's not as hard if we hold e-hands.

#ramble

[silverhorse123]

People are always saying Tumblr is toxic or whatever, but like it's so easy to fix. Stop caring about dumb shit. Who cares if they like a certain ship? Who cares if they don't like a movie? Who cares if they're blog is entirely the same picture of Matt Mercer? I recognize everyone deserves to say their opinions, but you can't just attack others for what they enjoy. If you don't like a ship avoid it. If you don't like someone block them. Its not that hard.

#I'm sorry #this is so ranty #I've been debating whether I should make this for a while #because where does stating your opinions and and hurting people begin? #it's all very deep in my head #imma queue this #I have 250 things in the queue right now so #silver speech #I hope y'all are having a good day #other than being called out by some random tumblrtarian

[dahnuhem104]

2018! Happy New Year, my tumblrtarians! :)

[eric-sadahire]

Imagine Bob Ross painting in the style of Hieronymus Bosch. "This little demon cat down here is kinda lonely, let's give him some happy little friends. Little demon cat party."

#catparty #BobRoss #HieronymusBosch #demons #happyaccidents #littlefriends #imagine #demoncats #HieronymusBob #torturedsouls #acrylic #painting #artoftheday #artists on tumblr #tumblrtarian #dailyartwork #artwork #outsiderart #lowbrowart #kunst #flommist #flomm #sadahirecoasters #handpaintedbeercoaster #beercoaster #youdecide #humor

[eric-sadahire]

I've just opened a casino for dogs. They can play roulette, poker and blackjack all under one roof! 

However......they have to go outside for craps.

#dogs #casino #dogcasino #poker #blackjack #craps #irony #humor #gooutside #badpuns #theycanplay #oneroof #gooddogs #cubism #holdem #acrylic #painting #artoftheday #artists on tumblr #tumblrtarian #artwork #dailyartwork #outsiderart #lowbrowart #kunst #flommist #flomm #sadahirecoasters #handpaintedbeercoaster #beercoaster

[eric-sadahire]

Does a radioactive cat have 18 half-lives?

#cats #radioactive #halflives #dothemath #checksout #radioactivedecay #pawsible #humor #science #glowing #chemistry #artoftheday #artists on tumblr #tumblrtarian #acrylic #painting #artwork #dailyartwork #outsiderart #lowbrowart #kunst #flommist #flomm #sadahirecoasters #handpaintedbeercoaster #beercoaster #beermat #perspective

[eric-sadahire]

Socializing is so easy you literally just ask people how their weekend was, and they tell you, and then you tell them about how Atlantis was built by octopuses before they gave up civilization.

#socializing #introvert #octopuses #octopi #smalltalk #theygaveup #Atlantis #soeasy #lost civilization #youjustask #weekend #awkweird #beingfriendly #artoftheday #artists on tumblr #tumblrtarian #artwork #dailyartwork #outsiderart #lowbrowart #kunst #flomm #flommist #sadahirecoasters #handpaintedbeercoaster #beercoasters #perspective

[eric-sadahire]

What's the first step when dating a country girl?

A tractor

#firststep #dating #freeadvice #countrygirl #tractor #badpuns #fancytalk #values #humor #gifts #meaningful #somethingdifferent #plowing #stablehand #acrylic #painting #artoftheday #artists on tumblr #tumblrtarian #artwork #dailyartwork #outsiderart #lowbrowart #kunst #flommist #flomm #sadahirecoasters #beercoaster #handpaintedbeercoaster #beermat

[eric-sadahire]

Why does everyone want to hangout with the mushroom man?

Because he’s the Fungi

#mushroom #februllage2023 #februllage #theman #fungi #badpuns #hangout #everyonewants #mushroomman #notmuchroom #questionablemorels #humor #collage #cutandpaste #gluepaperscissors #handcutcollage #artoftheday #artists on tumblr #tumblrtarian #artwork #dailyartwork #outsiderart #lowbrowart #kunst #flomm #flommist #beercoasters #perspective

[eric-sadahire]

Be kind to yourself...

First as a prank, and then for real!

#Fake it till you make it #bekind #to yourself #prank #forreal #justbelieveit #sarcasm #highfive #skeletons #sourthensweet #selfcare #loveyourself #acrylic #painting #artoftheday #artists on tumblr #tumblrtarian #artwork #dailyartwork #outsiderart #lowbrowart #kunst #flommist #flomm #sadahirecoasters #handpaintedbeercoaster #beercoaster #beermat #perspective

[eric-sadahire]

The earliest cephalopods date back to the Cambrian period. They predate trees and land plants. So, the Earth knew tentacles before it knew leaves.  Yes, and octopuses, one of the cephalopods are one of the most intelligent on earth.   

Anyway, sweet dreams.

#nevertooearly #cephalopod #beforetrees #funfacts #tenticles #octopus #sweetdreams #intelligentdesign #sharkstoo #beenheresolong #earlylifeforms #acrylic #painting #artists on tumblr #tumblrtarian #outsiderart #lowbrowart #artwork #dailyartwork #flomm #kunst #flommist #handpaintedbeercoaster #beercoasters #perspective #sadahirecoasters

[eric-sadahire]

My father was a conjoined twin. I always referred to his brother as "my uncle on my father's side."

But everything’s ok now. They were able to surgically be separated. 

He's now "my uncle, once removed."

#conjoiined #twin #surgically #seperated #uncleonceremoved #badpuns #everythingsokay #humor #myfathersside #seperationanxiety #identity #irony #acrylic #painting #artoftheday #artists on tumblr #tumblrtarian #artwork #dailyartwork #outsiderart #lowbrowart #kunst #flomm #flommist #handpaintedbeercoaster #beercoaster #beermat #sadahirecoasters #perspective

[eric-sadahire]

I don't "zone out". Being zoned out is my default state, and I occasionally zone back in to check how things are going.

Reality is one of the hundred tabs I keep running at any given time.

#dissacociation #zonedout #defaultstate #checkingin #beingzoned #reality #derealization #multipletabs #dog #westie #drinking #autopilot #unfocused #acrylic #painting #artoftheday #artists on tumblr #tumblrtarian #artwork #dailyartwork #outsiderart #lowbrowart #kunst #flomm #flommist #sadahirecoasters #handpaintedbeercoaster #beercoasters #perspective

[eric-sadahire]

Some crocodiles got together to write parody songs

It's a pun croc band

#badpuns #crocodiles #parodysongs #punkrockband #songwriters #humor #WeirdAlligatorYankovic #Buzzcrocs #inawhile #crocs #newgroup #sarcasm #acrylic #painting #artists on tumblr #artoftheday #tumblrtarian #artwork #dailyartwork #outsiderart #lowbrowart #kunst #flomm #flommist #sadahirecoasters #handpaintedbeercoaster #perspective

[eric-sadahire]

List of words containing "meow": 

meow, meowing, meowed, meows, homeowner.

#cats #words #lists #meow #funfacts #humor #meowing #emphasis #homeowner #wordplay #meows #meowed #meowers #makessense #acrylic #painting #artoftheday #artists on tumblr #tumblrtarian #artwork #dailyartwork #outsiderart #lowbrowart #kunst #flommist #flomm #sadahirecoasters #handpaintedbeercoaster #beercoaster #beermat