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[eric-sadahire]

In 1908 the New York Times reported a story about two dogs in Paris who regularly pushed children into rivers, only to rescue them for the treats they received at the end.

#thegift #dogs #pushing children #rewards #ironically #perfectcrime #scam #learned behavior #artoftheday #flomm #kunst #artwork #flommist #beercoaster #lowbrowart #outsiderart #painting #beermat

[eric-sadahire]

If you're nice to an animal, it loves you for life.

If you're nice to a person, who the fuck knows what's gonna happen.

#pets #trust #conundrum #human nature #beingnice #love #who knows #animals #artoftheday #flomm #kunst #artwork #flommist #beercoaster #lowbrowart #outsiderart #painting #beermat

[eric-sadahire]

People who take care of chickens are theoretically chicken tenders.

#identity #chickens #jobdescription #badpuns #chickentenders #humor #irony #theoretically #artoftheday #flomm #kunst #artwork #flommist #beercoaster #lowbrowart #beermat #painting #outsiderart

[eric-sadahire]

Reminder:

The closer you are to nature...

the farther you are from idiots.

#nature #hiking #escape #idiots #mostlytrue #reminder #gettingaway #kunst #flomm #artwork #flommist #beercoaster #artoftheday #lowbrowart #outsiderart #beermat #painting

[eric-sadahire]

A majority of the trees you see in your life will outlive you

#trees #longlife #oldandbeautiful #outliveus #facts #perspective #life #whakapapa #flomm #kunst #artwork #flommist #artoftheday #beercoaster #lowbrowart #outsiderart #painting #beermat

[eric-sadahire]

If you don't like graffiti, just look away... like you do for genocide.

#graffiti #genocide #lookaway #dontlikeit #warcrimes #ceasefire #problems #artoftheday #flomm #artwork #flommist #beercoaster #kunst #lowbrowart #outsiderart #painting #beermat

[eric-sadahire]

Golf is the only sport where the worse you are the more you get to play

#golf #irony #humor #sports #awkward #conundrum #could be worse #playmore #turnsout #artoftheday #flomm #kunst #lowbrowart #outsiderart #painting #beercoaster #beermat #flommist #artwork

[eric-sadahire]

Here's some advice from Gary, a lesser demon from the fourth circle of Hell...

if you're having trouble opening a jar of pickles, try running the lid under molten souls from the second circle or some hot water.

#freeadvice #lesserdemon #tipsfromgary #needthempickles #moltensouls #obviously #hotwater #artoftheday #beercoaster #lowbrowart #artwork #flommist #outsiderart #kunst #painting #beermat #flomm

[eric-sadahire]

It's very unfortunate when you have to park badly because the car next to you parked badly, but then they leave first.

#badparking #awkward #facts #wholeftfirst #ihadto #chainreaction #humor #irony #parking #kunst #artwork #flomm #flommist #beercoaster #lowbrowart #beermat #painting #outsiderart #artoftheday

[eric-sadahire]

As the total solar eclipse mesmerized viewers across the U.S., Google Trends noticed a surge in searches related to eye pain. Terms like “eyes hurt,” “my eyes hurt,” and “why do my eyes hurt” spiked in popularity around 11 a.m. PT / 2 p.m. ET, coinciding with the moon’s passage between the Earth and the sun.

Concerned individuals sought answers online, with inquiries ranging from “can I look at the sun” to “solar eclipse no glasses.”

#solareclipse #googletrends #eyeshurt #dontlookatthesun #irony #humor #truth #eyepain #artwork #flommist #kunst #beercoaster #flomm #lowbrowart #outsiderart #artoftheday #painting #beermat

[eric-sadahire]

Ticketmaster: $55 per ticket

Me: Okay, I'll take 2

Ticketmaster: Okay That will be $400

#ticketmaster #servicefees #scam #monopoly #facts #ticketmastermath #fuckedup #triplepriced #greed #flomm #kunst #beercoaster #artoftheday #flommist #painting #beermat #outsiderart #artwork #lowbrowart

[eric-sadahire]

I think every contestant in the hot dog eating contest should have to eat only 1 hot dog, and they should judge on style.

#stylepoints #hotdog #eatingcontest #humor #quality #minimalist #theatrical #justone #kunst #artwork #flommist #beercoaster #outsiderart #painting #lowbrowart #flomm #artoftheday #beermat

[eric-sadahire]

Did you know? The reason you don't see very many frogs playing the saxophone is because you don't get out much.

#frogs #phrog #saxophone #funfacts #obviously #dontgetout #makessense #flomm #artoftheday #kunst #artwork #flommist #beermat #painting #outsiderart #beercoaster #lowbrowart

[eric-sadahire]

Did you know? I learned a lot from my mistakes... so, I decided to make more mistakes to learn more.

[eric-sadahire]

My career as a karate instructor was tragically curtailed when parents found out I was wholly unqualified & just enjoyed kicking children.

One does not simply become a master of karate. First, you must accidentally walk into a spider web.

#karate #cat #spiderweb #master #impostewr #humor #awkward #unqualified #flomm #kunst #artwork #flommist #artoftheday #beercoaster #lowbrowart #outsiderart #painting #beermat

[eric-sadahire]

What do you call a short dragon with steel balls? Sparky.

#dragon #steelballs #sparky #identity #shortstory #humor #dickdragon #artoftheday #flomm #kunst #artwork #beercoaster #painting #outsiderart #flommist #lowbrowart #beermat

[eric-sadahire]

If you stop giving a clown attention they will stop performing

#clown #performing #stop #attention #turnsout #endtheshow #artoftheday #flomm #kunst #artwork #flommist #beercoaster #lowbrowart #outsiderart #painting #beermat #clownshow