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eric-sadahire · 1 year

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Nearly 1 million pounds of vinyl chloride were on this train.

Now the EPA has confirmed it’s entered the Ohio river basin

Which is where 25 million people live.

This is the deadliest environmental emergencies in decades and nobody’s talking about it.

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eric-sadahire · 2 months

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And to my great grandchildren I leave 85,367 hand painted beer coasters

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eric-sadahire · 10 months

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Life is short

Make sure you spend as much time as possible arguing with strangers on the internet

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eric-sadahire · 1 year

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Have you considered the possibility that your smartphone is making you dumber?

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eric-sadahire · 1 year

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Instead of a monkey’s paw, you find the clowns nose, which instead of granting your wish in the worst way possible will grant it in the funniest way. To use it you put on the clown nose and give it a honk.

“Honks nose” I would like a million dollars, and poof another clown appears and pulls a one dollar bill out of my pocket, pulls another one dollar bill out of my pocket. This goes on for 3 more hours.

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eric-sadahire · 1 year

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If someone from the 1950s suddenly appeared today, what’s most difficult thing to explain to them about life today?

I possess a device in my pocket, that is capable of accessing the entirety of information known to man, but I use it to look at pictures of cats and get into arguments with strangers.

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eric-sadahire · 1 year

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What’s the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak?

February 14th

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eric-sadahire · 1 year

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I was up all night trying to think of a joke to do with the sun.

Then suddenly, it dawned on me.

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eric-sadahire · 1 year

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Rabbit Rabbit

#yearoftherabbit #lunarnewyear #rabbits #artoftheday #artists on tumblr #artwork #dailyartwork #tumblrtarian #outsiderart #lowbrowart #kunst #flomm #flommist #beercoasters #handpaintedbeercoaster

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eric-sadahire · 2 years

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What's the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

#badpuns #poorlydressed #sharplydresed #bicycle #unicycle #humor #attire #artists on tumblr #artoftheday #acrylic #painting #dailyartwork #artwork #outsiderart #lowbrowart #kunst #flomm #handpaintedbeercoaster #perspective

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eric-sadahire · 2 years

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Everything I've ever done that's valuable is something I was afraid to try.

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eric-sadahire · 1 year

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My Town Is So Small that

our crazy cat lady only has one cat.

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eric-sadahire · 2 years

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Finally, you can no longer be fined in California for "Jaywalking," The auto industry made up weird animals in the 1920s-30s to shame pedestrians for using the public streets. Thankfully these unusual creatures without heads no longer need to patrol the streets searching for Jaywalkers.

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eric-sadahire · 2 years

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Asking "have you taken your meds?" * condescending * rude Saying "this potion will help you on your quest!" * exciting * makes mental health a seem like a grand adventure Suggests that you are an old man in a cave whose help is crucial to rescuing Princess Zelda

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eric-sadahire · 2 years

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The separation of church and state is essential to our democracy

There are three branches of government

Your church is not one of them

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eric-sadahire · 1 year

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Sometimes I feel useless then I realize that I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants

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