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podcast-hemocytoblast · 5 months
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What if when Michael got Distortioned he/they/it/(?) had just kept showing up to work? Imagine Gertrude comes into the archives and finds a bunch of paperwork filled out in yellow highlighter and folded into impossible shapes, and then Michael-Distortion just walks into the room door-style and sits down at his work computer so it can email Gertrude a phishing scam.
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taitavva · 4 months
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yaldabaoth couldn't help but make his whole team overpowered huh ... how are the phantom thieves supposed to survive ?? "oh noo akechi ur so hot haha .. please don't kill me" brilliant strategy pego (entire ask under cut)
[ACTUALLY UR PUTFITS WERE SO ON POINT. I HAVE 2 OUTFIT IDEAS 4 HIFUMI & SHIHO (MINUS MASKS) & 1 mask idea for yuuki but idk what else. i was thinking for the leaders it would def be chaotic but goro has most metaverse experience so hes the leader. ken kinda acts like mona in giving useful tips abt personas etc and hifumi takes on the role of makoto where she gives out different strategies (her, ken, & goro debate over these tips & strategies but usually end up doing them anyway). I have an urge to show u these outfits omg. i can ramble abt these outfits & their personas for forever .. i chose jormungandr for yuuki, skadi for shiho hela for hifumi, and persephone for eiko. ik its not very in the literacy scene for them to all have deities as personas but... goro breaks it with loki anyway, so ..
explainations:: hela & jormungandr are 2/6 of loki's kids in norse mythology, aiding him in the ragnarok/end of the world, and hela is sentenced down to the underworld to be the goddess of that realm since she was born half alive half dead, and she's sentenced to it by odin (basically. kinda the zeus of norse mythology, like the "king" of all of them) because she's the daughter of loki & all this other stuff .. chose her for hifumi because hifumi's mom basically forces her to be a shoji star after hifumi's dad and yeah. jormungandr i chose because hes kinda just a sleepy little guy: in norse mythology he's known as "the World Serpent" and he wraps around the entire ocean with his tail in his mouth kind of in a constant sleep until the ragnarok (all of loki's kids --aside from 2, one being dead & the other being a gift to odin-- including loki himself, are kinda trapped somewhere before the ragnarok happens) and he's not talked about a lot but he aids in so much and he's important (like how yuuki is kind of ignored by the pts, the dialogue options being horrid, despite him aiding in them. also yuuki is the bm's navi in the au & he runs a "revenge site" like how Strega/takaya sakaki, jin shirato, & chidori yoshino do in p3-- strega also does death calling cards , mainly shown in the novels which is p cool.. first ppl to use mental shutdowns despite not beinf called that then either. i love strega sorry. they all agreed to it because shiho wanted to deal with more people like kamoshida, goro wanted to deal with more people like shido, hifumi wanted to deal w more people like her mom, etc).. i chose persephone for eiko because in greek mythology, persephone is (most commonly accepted form of the myth) kidnapped by hades and forced into marriage with him by eating a pomegranate out of the underworld .. point blank, persephone reminds me of eiko being trapped and persephone's shown to overcome it , ( honestly eventually making the underworld & hades her Bitch. she kills the goddess/nymph of mints and creates the mint plant because she got too handsy with hades).. also hifumi and eiko are a little gay for eachother so why not have their personas be, too? anyway. SHIHO!! i chose skadi for her because skadi , in norse mythology , is both jotunn (giant) and a god like how loki is, but she's an accepted form of it because she was given over to the gods as a peace treaty, and thats pretty important to norse mythology i'd say (like how rooftop scene is important to kamoshida arc), and skadi claws up the aesir (council of gods) thru both her marriage (ann? ann. hehe.) and her own sheer will (shiho's recovery and goro's ..... questionable aid.) and skadi just fits. the goddess of mountains and winter? sign me the FUCK UP.
Anyway . this was long I apologise]
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a-chaotic-dumbass · 2 months
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sansa is her father's daughter bc she consistently has the best chapters in the book
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cemeterything · 4 months
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I could not explain it but I get silna vibes
missed this yesterday but yeah i would procrastinate cutting out my tongue, form a tight bond with One Guy and refuse to trust anyone else, and cut off a guy's hand to free him so i can see it
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‘The only lies for which we are truly punished are those we tell to ourselves’
- V.S Naipaul
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heckling-hydrena · 2 months
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I actually have great respect for usamericans and their love of the noble hamburger because we're just as fucking insane about pljeskavica over here.
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jackmkelly · 8 months
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i think i owe lillie my life a little bit for saying brooklyns supposed to be older /smarter than manhattan bc ive always been a [stage] spot is older than jack person but like yuppp yuppppp thats his older sister!! thats his older sister who is so hard on him but only because she loves him! she can be as mean as she wants (i.g., telling jack to “go back to the refuge” after scabbing ..) but Only she can do it! they are a big sister and a little brother ur honor.
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homeless202 · 3 months
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"HaEjOoN gOh"
No sir, this is a wet cat🫡
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etapereine · 3 months
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behold the long hair
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jebtruther · 1 year
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Hi
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basilpaste · 3 months
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STARTS THINKING TOO HARD ABOUT PURELILY AND STARTS SOBBING ON THE GROUND.
THEYRE SO. ITS SO.
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jacksprostate · 3 months
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after a long and heartening conversation about deep deep deep sexual repression with my besties I've decided I WILL one day write fight club lesbian sex
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mxddyhero · 2 years
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Thinking about this again ...
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New Talent Showcase 2017
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aprilias · 1 day
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I don’t want to get ahead of myself and say omg aprilia is a championship contending bike for many different reasons but I really really wanna know what was going on in Fabio’s head when he said no thanks
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akkivee · 3 months
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my man ichiro collecting father figures as if they were pokemons good for him!!
ichiro deserves all the adults looking out for him lmao!!! so it’s totally crazy to me that ichiro booted one of those adults out of his mind in that high school dream event lol like where did sasara go????? he’s the one character ichiro himself admitted looked out for him back in the day lol????
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Shall we treat this as a chapter one?
Status Quo
Emerie had made it a keen point to never keep her head down. That was what these foul males wanted and she’d be damned if she’d willingly give them that satisfaction. It was how she greeted every customer that walked through her door, the few that came anyway.
Some might call it definite, but she saw it as a way to begin leveling the playing field.
Even when it was the General of The Illyrian army and The High Lord’s third in command, The Morrigan. They had come in with a harsh gust of wind and cackles of laughter.
“What are you looking for Cassian?” She asked, disregarding his title and standing, much to the dismay of the golden high fae still clinging to his arm.
“Oh the usual Em. Gloves, scarves, coats and whatever else you can think of to keep warm in these winds.” He responded in a light tone, releasing his arm from The Morrigan’s grasp to go look at the stacks of blankets.
Emerie hummed an agreement tone as he picked up a charcoal grey and crimson red weaved blanket from a stack, “And this one for personal.” He said over his shoulder.
“Are you still trying to sway that hellcat Cas?” The Morrigan asked almost flippantly.
“And any books you’d recommend for a reclusive female.” He added, ignoring her comment as if she’d never uttered the words.
“A hellcat recluse. I’ll be sure to check the back. Personal as well?” She hummed with a raised brow.
He tried to maintain conversation but his golden companion was bemoaning the Illyrian land and winds every couple of minutes that Emerie finally snapped that he could come back to pick the book up later. She could see as red as his siphons with every flippant remark she’d make.
She managed to collect her feelings in time with with the assorted winter items the General bought on behalf of the High Lord for the window camp and any orphaned child without a roof to depend on. She kept collecting everything into nice neat stacks late into the night.
It surely was too late for her as she started to see threads of silver and emerald green in her peripheral vision. But when she look to the corner pointing southward she saw nothing.
When she finally crawled upstairs and fell into sleep she had dreams so vivid, she’d almost call them visions, of plants and flowers far too delicate for the harsh grounds of Illyria that all reflected the glistening light of the moon. Of threads the same shades of silver and greens she’d imagined earlier in the day making up a tapestry in progress of foreign mountains to her and a forest that shrouded around the peaks.
She woke confused smelling catmint and something she couldn’t quite place.
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