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g-xix · 8 months

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Charity Match | Tobi TBJZL Brown🔞

Imagine inspired by sidemenreacts vid: "reacting to sidemen charity match moments" moment when Tobi points out the scar Simon's medal left on his back (link to video at the end of the oneshot for reference)... Look at bae tho:

Little slayer. Anyways, go read the oneshot:

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The Sidemen FC placed their hands on the cup- the smell of lynx body spray, sweat and victory crowding the changing room- lifting the cup high above their heads with an uproarious cheer which could be heard all the way from the Allstar FC's changing room.

Everyone celebrated, medals clanging as they kissed the cup and jumped for joy, though Simon's hand smacked to his mouth barely a moment after he'd jumped. The sharp edge of his medal had pierced through Tobi's shirt, and the black polyester was dampened with a dark spot which appeared to grow by the second.

But Tobi hadn't noticed the blood filtering through his shirt.

No, Tobi was too focussed on lifting the cup up as it came around to him, still victorious cheering,so much so that he didn't even notice as Simon brushed Tobi's shirt to the side slightly to inspect the damage the hard-edged metal had inflicted upon his friend's back. But as soon as Simon lifted the shirt slightly, his eyes widened- jaw dropped open. For whilst Simon had expected to see just a gash on his otherwise unharmed back- Tobi's back had angry purple lined jagged and shooting across his back like lightning, starting all the way at his shoulder-blades and running all the way down to his lower back.

Simon gulped after the presentation as he found Tobi in the changing rooms, spraying some deodorant under his shirt and packing his duffel bag- ready to get back onto the coach to London.

"Hey, Tobes?" Simon called for his smaller friend's attention. Tobi turned with a big smile, still giddy following the Sidemen FC win. "I err, I accidentally nicked your back with my medal when we were celebrating..."

"Ah, I didn't notice, must just be small." Tobi shrugged, Simon's eyes lowering as he recalled the large gash it had left besides all of those lightning-streak lines.

"Uhm, also I... I noticed some other purple-y scars on your back like, kinda uneven lines... Is your back- are you- are you alright?"

Tobi scrunched his brows together, not knowing what he purple lines he was talking about on his back. Pulling his locker door open, he peered over his shoulder and pulled his shirt up.

Suddenly, those purple scratch marks weren't so unfamiliar...

A moan was ripped from your throat as Tobi thrusted back into your roughly- not even giving you a moment to recover, post-orgasm.

He paused only a moment with a low groan as his cum filled you, before his hips began slamming back into you- still somehow not satisfied and desperate for another round. His hands roamed from your tits down to your hips, bringing you to his chest so that your body was flush against his- your body weight supported only by Tobi as he walked you until your back was pressed against the wall, cock still hard inside of you as his lips found yours, sloppily meeting in a passionate open-mouthed kiss.

The smell of sex filled the hotel room which the Sidemen had booked for all the players, pre-game- though it felt as though Tobi and yourself seemed to be using the room to its fullest potential. And your next-door neighbours in the hotel were NOT going to be happy with the noises you two were making.

Your hands found the back of his neck- pulling him in and drawing him even closer as you moved your mouth synchronously with Tobi's, intoxicated with the way he tasted and the way his tongue ravaged your mouth. A whimper fell from your lips as your felt Tobi pull out slowly, clearly rearing to move and thrust inside of your overstimulated pussy once more.

"Fuck, Tobi-" You whimpered, your eyes screwed shut as you felt yourself fluttering around his wood, thighs shaking as they were wrapped around his hips- your whole lower body completely spent. Tobi noticed your shaking and rested you on the table, which was at perfect height for you to sit on whilst his cock was still inside you.

"C'mon gorgeous, you can go another round," He slowed his pace as he pulled out more slowly, fingers threading through your hair and finally giving your clit a well deserved grace-period as you let out whispered moans, nodding your head in agreement despite the tingles of overstimulation that Tobi sent racing through your core- not wanting to say no to Tobi. "Atta girl," He pressed a lazy kiss to your forehead as he pulled all the way out, before making your whole body jerk and your throat emit a gasp as Tobi slammed right back into you, his cock undeniably kissing your cervix as he bottomed out instantly.

"TOBI!" You gasped your moan, hands gripping his back as he pulled out once more, thrusting in with the same toe-curling force which make you scream from the feeling, rolling your head back and only exposing your neck to him, which he wasted no time in attaching his mouth to, to shower in hickeys and bruises as he thrusted at a mind-numbing pace, your head going fuzzy from the feelings.

A loud moan was ripped from your throat as you felt Tobi hit your g-spot, the bundle of nerves sending pleasure through every molecule of your body as your fingernails dug into his back- creating marks of your own as they dug into his skin and ripped downwards, etching deep purple lines against his dark skin. Tobi didn't even register the pain, all too drunk on the feeling of your walls clenching around his cock, making lewd noises each time his balls slapped into your aching core, arousal coating his cock.

His mouth caught onto one of your tits as he pounded, his lips wrapping around your sensitive bud and making you let out somehow an even louder moan as the feeling of his hot mouth around your breast paired with his tip hitting your g-spot with every thrust had you toes curling- back arching into the glass window behind the desk, overlooking all of London as you felt the heat rising to your face, all too aware you were going to cum soon...

"Tobi," You gasped, screwing your eyes shut and letting your head roll back. Tobi groaned from the way his name fell from your lips, along with the feeling of your nails still running down his back aggressively- catching the reflexion of his back in the reflective glass behind you- the angry lighting-lines across his back making his cock twitch at the thought that you'd marked him up so possessively. "I think I-I'm gonna cum..."

"That's my fuckin' girl, cum, gorgeous-" His words along with the fingers that trailed down from your nipple down to your clit, rolling a few tight circles over the sensitive spot, pushed you over the edge- euphoria fuzzy-ing your head and clouding your vision as your fingernails ran down his back, fading into nothing as Tobi felt himself release inside you also.

Your eyes opened dazedly, lazily looking up at your wonderful boyfriend, before your eyes caught onto the mirror on the other side of the room- reflecting the image of Tobi's ruthlessly scratched back. Tobi caught the look of horror that you wore on your face as your eyes turned to him- though Tobi just smirked- ready to wear those marks as a badge of honour...

"Tobi?" Simon's voice pulled Tobi out of his thoughts with a cautious tone. He turned around to face Simon once more, grinning as his eyes flicked from Simon to the beautiful figure of his girlfriend, watching as she wandered into the changing room, looking for him. "Those marks alright? Are you... good?"

"Oh I'm more than good," Tobi grinned lazily as you spotted him, making your way across the changing room before Tobi pulled you into his arms proudly for another victorious kiss, deciding to leave his shirt off for the ride back home- instead showing off his bare back- and all the markings you'd left across it.

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Video in reference:

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okayyy sidemen charity match done icl i thought allstars was gonna win but LESSGOO SIDEMENNNNNMy final notes from the charity match:

-Angry ginge is so fine icel (the tackles n squaring up to speed...) -It was so hard tryna convince my dad "no, speed is actually good at football..." after missing the pen... and a shot on goal... AND A SHOT ON AN OPEN GOAL-So proud of behz- scores in the stadium he's supported since he was a child, with his daughter watching, and got his dream knee-sliding, topless celebration-Congrats Harry for that beaut strike-I want Chris to weave into my DMs like he wove through that defence line-Why was JJ... not a bad goalie???-XQC looked like a proper sweetheart in goal negl-Manny hattrick i love to see it - esp with Simon always tryna set him up to score instead of taking it for himself <333 -WILLNE TWO FOOTING THE CAR BRINGING THE BALL IN LOOOOOOOL -MAX FOSH SCORES A GOAL THEN WHIPS OUT THE UNO REVERSE CARD???? (also why's he so caked lol)

Hope you enjoyed reading!! Feel free to interact- whether that be a comment, vote or follow! Requests open, feel free to submit what u wanna see... Much love!!

To see more, here's my MASTERLIST

And here's my WATTPAD, with 50+ more oneshots to read

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w2soneshots · 2 months

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—REQUESTS★

who I write for:

W2S/ HARRY LEWIS

KSI/ OLAJIDE OLATUNJI

BEHZINGA/ ETHAN PAYNE

TOBJIZZLE/ TOBI BROWN

ZERKAA/ JOSH BRADLEY

MINIMINTER/ SIMON MINTER

(I have written things for Ginge, Danny Aarons and Willne but I no longer do)

I dont write full smut, but I do write things eluding to sex happening (if you get what I mean?)

In all fics I use y/n and fem!reader🫶🏼

I write everything in first person unless said otherwise

Requests are very much Appreciated so if you have an idea, please send it into my "ask me anything" !🤍

#request

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inevesgf · 3 months

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requesting ⠀ rules⠀𖠋

requests ⠀ are ⠀ currently ⠀ closed.

my fandoms don’t change very frequently as i commonly hyperfixate on content and media for months ( and even years ) at a time. right now i mainly write for uk influencers, but in the future i might branch out more. when it comes to some asks, i can be a bit picky. i enjoy writing for some influencers more than others, so i tend to not overwhelm myself with a broad range of poeple.

i will mainly write for influencers such as chrismd, stephen tries + chaos crew as a whole. chrismd is my most favorite to write for so i tend to push out a lot of content about him on this blog.

i am open to writing for some other influencers, but as i stated i don’t overwhelm myself with a lot of options. i will also write for wroetoshaw, tobjizzle, bambinobecky, callux and calfreezy.

additional information is that i mainly write for female readers, as i am female so i am most familiar with that. i can always try to do other readers justice, but i apologize if it doesn’t live up to expectations. i do write female reader x female influencers too! when it comes to that, i write for mainly for bambinobecky and gee nelson.

when requesting please use asks rather than dms. i see these more often than i see private mesages. i do see all requests, but may not always get around to them quickly as i am a full time student and have a job!

i will not anything related to physical abuse, non-consensual situations, self - harm, suicide, eating disorders, and absurd kinks.

i write mainly friends to lovers, but some of my fics will have pre-established relationships. i sometimes write smut. i enjoy the build up aspect more, so that is why i write more slow burn situations. fluff and angst are my forte, so expect a lot of that on my page.

#guidlines #request #requesting rules #fanfiction #sidemen #chrismd #callux #ksi #miniminter #sidemen fanfic #callux x reader

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behzisdad · 4 years

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Writing fanfics

Hey!!!

I’ve been thinking of writing fanfics about the sidemen sooooooo, could u guys by ANY chance give me ideas?

(I’ll write anything)

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maynardmaniac07 · 2 years

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would you do a smut request with tobi? if you do would you do it with inspo of the photos of him in a suit

Suit and Tie (Tobi Brown/Tobjizzle/TBJZL Smut)

A/N: Imagine inspired by Tobi in his suit in the Dragon’s Den video, I hope you like it.

Y/N’s POV

I sigh as I throw myself down mine and my fiancé’s bed

My fiancé Tobi was currently out filming with the rest of the Sidemen

They are filming a Dragon’s Den video, where the 7 boys are millionaires, that are meant to be investing in other youtubers that come into the den

I was still in bed when he left this morning, I was just completely out of it after last night

Let’s just say that Tobi is one hell of a guy in the bedroom

You would never expect it from him but honestly he takes me another planet

Whilst he is out, I’ve been tidying the flat because we regularly have friends round and it looks like a tip

I hear my phone ding with a notification and I get it out my pocket to see, that I have a notification

I use my face ID to unlock it and I see that I have an iMessage from Tobi

A photo pops up on my screen of Tobi sat on a chair in a suit

I gulp as I look at the photo and I see 3 dots appear in a speech bubble before a message comes through saying

Missing you babe, not long till I’m home 🥰

I text him back saying that I miss him too and that I can’t wait till he comes home

But my mind isn’t on the message, it’s on the photo

He looks so good in a suit

Like so hot

My head starts swimming with thoughts

Something I’ve never told Tobi before is that I have a thing for roleplay

I love to imagine sexy scenarios in my head

At this moment in time, all I can think about is Tobi being a sexy CEO and me being his personal assistant that he bosses about and finally has his way with

As I keep looking at the screen, my right hand slowly travels down my body and to my shorts

I thank god that I decided to wear my pyjama shorts today

I slide my shorts to the side, along with my panties and I hum as I glide my fingers through my folds

The thoughts of Tobi taking control of me and having his way with me rushes though my head, as I stroke my clit

I think about him bending me over a desk and just pushing his cock into me

I slowly stroke my fingers along my pussy before I push a finger into me

“Oh fuck” I mumble as I glide it in and out

I get a steady rhythm going before I slide another finger into me

“Tobi! Oh my god” I moan loudly as I move my fingers fast

I continue to pound my fingers into my pussy

But I stop suddenly when I hear

“You just couldn’t wait for me could you?”

I turn my head to see Tobi stood in the doorway

As I slowly pull my fingers out of me trying not to whimper at the loss of feeling

“I’m sorry-” I am cut off by Tobi’s voice

“No don’t stop of my account, please go back to what you was doing” He says as he walks into the bedroom and sits on the stool, that is in front of my dressing table

“I-” I try to speak as I don’t move

“I said continue y/n” he dominantly tell me as he just watches me from his position

I gulp as I reach my hand down again and slide my fingers into me, after pushing my shorts and panties out the way

I start to thrust them in and out, as I let little moans out

“What got you this worked up baby? What made you want to touch yourself without me?” he asks

“T-that fucking suit you are wearing, as soon as I saw the selfie you sent me I was soaking” I stutter out before I moan

Tobi hums

“You liked how I look in the suit? Got your mind racing?” He questions

“Yes! Made me think about you being my sexy boss, having your way with me” I explain to him between whines

I don’t know whether it’s the fact that I have my fingers in my pussy that is making me so confident or Tobi’s words and presence

“You want to be my naughty little secretary? Teasing me all day and till fuck you over my desk?” Tobi says voicing his dirty thoughts

I moan at his words

“Yes please, fuck” I moan out

“Stop baby” he demands

I whine as I pull my fingers from inside me

“Get up and strip” he says

I get off the bed with wobbly legs and I slowly peel my clothes from my body

“Get on the bed, on your hands and knees” Tobi instructs me

I get on my hands and knees on our bed

“Look at you, all exposed for me” I hear his voice say, as he gets closer to me

He suddenly pulls me towards the edge of the bed, so he can stand at the end of it

“Please baby, do something” I moan

I feel 2 of Tobi’s fingers slide between my folds and slide straight into my wet pussy

“God your so tight and wet around my fingers” Tobi says as he thrusts his fingers in and out

“Please sir, please fuck me” I moan, my mind going to the scene in my head

There is a moment of silence before Tobi says something

“Your so naughty baby girl, been teasing me all day walking around the office in your short skirt and practically see-through shirt” He says catching my drift and clearing getting into the roleplay

“Your just so hot sir, walking around all day in that suit! I’ve been soaking for you all day, just wanted you to fuck me” I tell him

“Well I might just do that” he says

I hear the zipper of his trousers come down and I hear him spit

“Not even going to give you any lube, your so wet we don’t need it! Just going to wet my cock a bit” he explains

My mind clearly understanding from what he said, that he spit on his hand to use as lube to rub on his cock

I feel the head of his cock pushing against my entrance before pushing in

“Oh shit” I cry out

Tobi pushes in until his whole cock is in me

He waits a few moments before saying

“Can I move darling?”

“Yes please move” I beg

He starts thrusting in and out at a brutal pace

“Fuck baby, your so tight around me” He moans out after a few minutes of thursting

“Feels so good sir, can’t get enough of your cock” I whine

As Tobi continues to thrust at a fast pace, my arms give out and I fall forward

I moan out loudly as Tobi hits my special spot, time after time

“Tobi, I’m so close” I whine

“Me too baby, don’t cum yet we’ll come together” he tells me

“I can’t hold it” I mumble breathlessly

“Alright let’s cum on one” Tobi says

He thrusts a few more times

“Three…two…one″ he counts down

“Fuck, Tobi!” I cry out as I come as he gets to one

“Y/n, shit!” he moans as I feel him cum inside me

We stopped using condoms after we got engaged because we both love the feeling of being able to be together without some rubber between us but I’m still on the pill

We love raw, skin on skin action

Once Tobi has finished coming, he collapses softly on top of me

He slides out of me and pulls me onto our bed in a laying position

We wrap our arms around each other and cuddle closely

“Sorry I started without you” I say with a chuckle

“Don’t worry baby, I might just have to wear this suit more often if I come home to find you in that position” Tobi says with a smile

I look him up and down to see that he is still dressed

“I didn’t take it off to make the thoughts in your head feel more real” he says softly

“Thank you for being so open minded about a little bit of roleplay” I thank him

“Anything you want to try baby, you know you just have to ask because I love you” Tobi admits

“I love you more, I especially love you as long as you have got a suit and tie” I joke

He laughs before he pulls me into a kiss

After kissing for a few moments, we snuggle down in bed together and fall asleep

As long as I have my fiancé, nothing else matters

A/N: PLEASE REQUEST IMAGINES

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josephine-bt · 7 years

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The different reactions from the reddit 50/50 challenge

Reblog/like if you think Simon should do more of these challenges but with more sidemen/other people

#miniminter #tobjizzle #simon minter #tobi lerone #Sidemen #Sidemen imagine #miniminter imagine #simon minter imagine #tobijzl #mm7 #mm7games #sidemen smut #reddit 50/50 #50/50 challenge

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g-xix · 7 months

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GTA n BJ's | Tobi TBJZL Brown🔞

As Tobi sat at his desk trying to record a GTA for the Sidemen, it was fair to say he had learnt one thing.

Don't tease his girlfriend and not expect consequences.

He sucked a breath of air in, trying not to look down at his peripherals tempted him- the view of you batting your eyelashes whilst on your knees, hands trailing up and down his thighs so sensually slowly, it took every fibre in his body to keep his mind on the recording.

Oh he was definitely regretting teasing you now.

It was a bit of fun during the day, just placing his hand on your lower back and trailing it just slightly lower- tracing the strap of your thong 'round to your front- just an inch away from where you needed him to touch you- before he stepped past, to switch the TV on

And then later, when he'd pressed against you from behind to get the plates from the high shelf. He knew exactly what he was doing as he heard your gasp, his cock pressed against your arse from behind giving you just a fraction of friction before he pulled away with a smirk.

And worst for last, as he'd had you on his lap whilst the two of you watched Demon Slayer on his gaming chair- shuffling every so often and making your breathing hitch as he seemed almost to grind against your core- his breath fanning on the crook of your neck and giving you filthy thoughts of having him mark up your neck with hickeys whilst he fucked you senseless against the desk.

But then Tobi had thrown you off as he received the familiar Discord ping! and seen Ethan's ready to record? message.

Too bad you weren't done with him, yet.

Tobi's breathing hitched as your hand brushed over his hardening wood beneath his basketball shorts, palm pushing against his seemingly throbbing head whilst your fingers wrapped around his shaft.

"Looking a bit tense Tobi, you ready to get smashed again?" Ethan teased as Simon finished reading the GTA map name. You chuckled lowly as you heard Ethan's words through the speakers, Tobi rolling his eyes to the back of his head and inhaling a sharp breath of air as he felt you pulling his shorts and boxers down with a finger.

"More than ready to get smashed," He mumbled, tensing his thigh under the desk which didn't go unnoticed as you picked up his innuendo.

Your hand ran up from the base all the way down to his tip, spitting on your hand to lubricate your motions just a bit more. Tobi seemed to be quivering on his seat- his knuckles glowing as he clenched the mouse so hard it was a wonder how the mouse hadn't shattered.

"Countdown is on, boys," Simon's voice rang through the speakers, and Tobi could feel pressure around his head from the internal battle of concentrating on the game and recording, or concentrating on the hand that wrapped around his cock, receiving little licks that felt that drove him wild. "Count it down boys-"

"3!"

"2!"

"1!"

Tobi choked on the final number as he felt your lips wrap around his cock, tongue circling his head and tracing the slit down the middle- collecting the bead of precum that had already formed from your teasing. It was only the beginning of what was going to be a long GTA race, and yet Tobi was already shaking in his seat, mind too clouded to properly register his friends shouts and taunts.

"Tobi choked from the get go!" Vik laughed as Tobi struggled to regain his composure, pressing down his keys to try to at least get one lap done.

He could feel your breath fan over his throbbing wood- the tongue that delicately traced a prominent vein all the way down his shaft was killing him. He wanted to let go of the keyboard- to plant his hands on the back of your head and push it down, to choke you around his cock instead of all of the teasing he was enduring.

He bucked his hips up, mumbling a "Come on, please, please, please-" His words compatible with the context of the video, as well as begging you to just wrap your pretty lips around his length and give him what he needed. Your hands landed on either thigh gently, pushing his hips back and flat against the chair. Your fingers traced a pattern over Tobi's thigh- until he realised you weren't just making patterns- you were tracing letters.

P-A-T-I-E-N-C-E

Tobi scoffed.

He could've made a smart comment, but he bit down on his tongue. If you were gonna play the waiting game then he was fine with that- in any case he was happier with that- that way he could at least finish the video without having you disturbing him.

Tobi slowly regained his battle, gaining on JJ as he took the inside curve around the finish line that would mark one of three laps.

"YES, FUCK YOU JJ!"

Tobi shouted as his bumper crossed the rear end of Jide's vehicle, almost levelling them out before Tobi's hands flew to his head instinctively as he felt your lips replaced your hand on his cock.

"Oh. My. God." Tobi let his head roll back as he felt your lips sink down his length, tongue massaging the underside as you hollowed your cheeks, the silky inside lining around him providing too much pleasure for him to even think straight.

Only when you came back up and removed your lips from around him with a quiet pop, quiet enough to go amiss by his microphone but loud enough for Tobi to hear (turning him on even more), did he hear the voices from his speaker once more.

"Oh my God boys, Tobi's still on lap 1" "What's he doing?!" "OI TOBI GET OUT OF THE WAY OF THE FINISH LINE THIS MY FINAL LAP-"

Tobi snapped his hands back onto the keyboard, fingers shaking as they pressed the buttons. He could feel as your mouth reattached, head finding the familiar rhythm that had Tobi's mind itching, eyes darting to the timer in the corner of the screen every second- counting down the seconds before the match was over. He thrusted his hips a few times, too needy and desperate now, and had you gag on his dick with such lewdly choked noises he could feel himself twitching in your mouth getting ready to finish.

D N F

The letters flashed brightly across the screen as you popped your head off Tobi's cock, making him let out the slightest whimper as he Did Not Finish in 2 different ways.

Tobi didn't let the boys taunt him this time- instead instantly leaving the discord call and pushing his chair back so he could see you under the desk with an almost brattish smile painted across your face.

"Oh you are fucking getting it..." He muttered, eyes dark as you clenched your thighs in anticipation for what he was gonna do to you- grinning that mischievous smile once more as you waited for him to make the next move...

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YAASSS TOBI SMUT WE LOVE WE LOVE!!! Hope u lot enjoyed this as much as i enjoyed writing this... I feel like this deserves a part 2 but yall need to lmk whether u want that or think some things are best left unfinished... (like Tobi) 😉😉 Wink wonk

Hope you enjoyed reading!! Feel free to interact- whether that be a comment, vote or follow! Requests open, feel free to submit what u wanna see... Much love!!

To see more, here's my MASTERLIST

And here's my WATTPAD, with 50+ more oneshots to read

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g-xix · 3 months

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yeah sidemen eating pussy is nice but what about GETTING their pussy ate. that's right, ass eating hcs when 👀👀👀

AHHHHHHHHHh IVE NEVER EVEN THOUGHT OF THIS

ngl reading "getting their pussy ate" was a whole ass JUMPSCARE to read LOOL i thought u were talking ab bussy for a sec and i did NOT realise that there was ppl like that in the fandom 😭😭

Tbh tho i dont think ive ever thoguht of this, mayb bc im j not into it but also i feel like it's a lot more uncommon??? I can't say that imma do anything in depth for this bc it's not my speciality per say, Anon, but lemme do some quick HC's for u here:

TOBI -Deffo would prefer getting a straight n plain bj than ass eating lol -Tries to be quiet when he's getting it done bc even though he can feel the pleasure from stimulation, it feels so... weird? -Will let out a hummmf at most, litch is squeezing his lips shut to try not to make noise -deffo needs some tlc and words of affirmation afterwards, bc the post-nut clarity of this one makes him feel v mixed tbh

JJ -First time he had it happen he was kinda surprised to have your mouth there, kinda jumped n pulled away to ask wth -U just shushed him n told him to trust the process n went back to yo thang -He was kinda begrudging at first but slowly realised more and more the way that he liked it... -Replacing your tongue w a finger n then two, scissoring them inside him he had a completely new sensation n had an orgasm different to any that he'd had before

HARRY -LoudLoudLoud!!! -Whiny w it, impatient n shuffling n moving to help u reach that spot that he's so desperate for u to stimulate -his hand's wrapped around his cock, stroking n providing double stimulation that has his mind spiiiiinning -And ofc we've all seen the lie detector vid where he's admitted that there's perchance been a finger up his bum -Well, his dirty secret is that he loves to sit on a face n have them alternate between ass eating, or paying attention to his balls whilst u finger his ass

ofc no Vik, Simon, Josh or Ethan bc they're married, engaged n baby-daddy respectively

My word i feel like i violated my eyes n laptop by writing this

Hope u did enjoy that tho anon

#WAFFLE!!#harry #wroetoshaw #harry lewis #w2s #harry lewis smut #wroetoshaw smut #tobjizzle smut #tobi brown #tobjizzle #ksi #jj olatunji #sidemen #headcanons

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g-xix · 7 months

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Tobi smut tmrw?

Wow i fr haven't written anything in a long time.

Want some tobi smut tmrw? Whilst filming vibes? Kinda feel like posting one like that for tmrw bc that sounds 👀👀👀

#tobi brown smut #tobjizzle x reader #tobjizzle smut #tobi brown #tobjizzle #sidemen

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g-xix · 8 months

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#tobi brown #tobi brown x reader #tobjizzle #tobjizzle x reader #tobjizzle smut #tobi brown smut #sidemen poll #poll

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g-xix · 8 months

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Sidemen NSFW Alphabet | Harry Lewis

Little bit of Harry Lewis smut never did anyone any harm! Let my know whether you wanna see this for more Sidemen- who's next to write the NSFW alphabet for? Let me know, and in the meantime, enjoy this W2S pic:

A = Aftercare (what they're like after sex) Sweet boy once all of the sex is done. Gives soft, chaste little kisses against your back and neck and lets you have a moment to recover whilst he runs a bath. Carries you to the bath and sits down before helping you get in with him- your back against his chest, his humming sending vibrations into your body whilst you sit in the comfortable waters, closing your eyes whilst he massages your scalp with shampoo... Super soft aftercare.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner's) Made this headcannon before, but probably the tummy. You might be a bit insecure about it, thinking it doesn't look as toned as you want it to- but Harry couldn't care less, in fact, he loves it right where it is. He'd love resting his head on your tummy whilst your on the phone- just so that you can run your hands through his hair and make it all spiky and messed up whilst you talk, him just zoning out to the sound of your pretty voice and enjoying your presence... And sometimes just when spooning or cuddling, Harry reaches around to put his hand on your stomach- just liking the feeling of having something to hold. Always makes you laugh because it's kinda ticklish, but it never stops him from reaching around to touch his fave part of you- showering your stomach in affectionate kisses and rubs.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically) Inside you. Probs started the relationship with condoms but both of you felt it was too restrictive, so you got onto the pill- which was when Harry started his anti-condom phase, absolutely drunk on the feeling of cumming inside you- absolutely insisting to doing it every time. Life's never been the same for him since that.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs) Probably that he likes being dommed every so often. Sometimes he likes brat-taming, other times he just likes being able to be controlled- told to lie back, marked up with hickeys, get praised- sometimes even degraded. Oh god, this man would just love you being vocal in the bedroom. When he's on top and fucking you he's trying to make your neighbours remember his name. And when you're on top of him, hand wrapped around his throat and squeezing it just enough to have his head spinning, he'd want you to tell him how well he's doing, or say those degrading words that only added to the pleasure.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they're doing?) Definitely knows what he's doing, like, he isn't inexperienced per say. Can do it and leave you satisfied, but that doesn't mean he isn't gonna try new things. Would wanna discover different things with you just to see whether either of you like them... And probably has a few weird experiences that he brings up every so often as if "Being put in a gimp mask" is an ordinary thing.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying) Depends on his mood- missionary is his all time favourite, but if he's in the mood for it, then cowgirl can't top it. He likes being able to see you- your face and the way your tits bounce every time he thrusts or you ride, when your on top. As we've established, when he feels like being dommed- nothing beats his hands on your waist, supporting each of your bounces whilst he watches your tits jump with each thrust- your hand also strategically wrapped around his neck so that you can lean forwards and whisper sweet nothings into his ear. And when he's horny and has the higher drive than you, he'll pin your hands above your head and pound you in missionary, his other free hand able to roam up and down your body- squeezing your chest or giving extra stimulation to your clit.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.) Generally, he's quite horny-brained and can only think of pleasuring the two of you. But sometimes, if you're riding and his mind wanders for a moment, he might just let out a "helicopter, helicopter... aaAA-" Which does indeed make you stop so that you can just burst out laughing at him.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.) There's hair down there. I think generally he's quite comfy with however it is, but occasionally he'll shave it down a bit so that it doesn't become a jungle down there. November's always rough, as he is an active participator in Movember. But as soon as December comes 'round, best believe that man gets SHEARED.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect) Really very loving. He's passionate and talks dirty when the two of you are clearly insanely horny- but often times he enjoys pressing soft kisses against your body and making eye contact to bask in that beautiful expression you always pull when you're pleasured. Very intimate post-nut as well- will help clean you, tell you that you were amazing, press loads of little chaste kisses to your body...

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon) Can have a wank if you're away doing something, but prefers to just go to you when he's horny. Doesn't like the thought of doing something sexual without you.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks) Hickeying and marking one another up. He loves pulling his shirt off at the end of the day and admiring the possessive marks you'd left across his chest. And he knew the both of you loved seeing those bright red markings across your collarbones and chest whenever he took your top off- and if there weren't any- he'd make sure you left with some.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do) Bed. It's comfy and he knows what he's doing there. Doesn't like doing it in other rooms because he it feels unnatural and isn't much of an exhibitionist- no, he's quite happy doing it in the bedroom where he's accustomed to whatever you want to do

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going) Seeing you doing anything that could be mildly sexual. Seeing you bend over to put the oven tray back in? He wants to fuck you bent over. Seeing you on the rodeo machine on a night out? Suddenly he wants you to ride him. Seeing you doing yoga in the bedroom? Suddenly he wants to rip those leggings open and fuck you right then and there.

N = No (something they wouldn't do, turn offs) I think he's very experimentalist- down to try a lot of things- but probably not feet. He could laugh about "Gobbling a toe" with his mates, but in reality the thought of a foot anywhere near his face icks him out immensely. Prefers the both of you wearing socks whilst fucking, oftentimes.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.) Something tells me he'd prefer giving. Getting head was all well and good- but the feeling of your thighs wrapped around his head with a bone-crushing pressure, hips bucking and grinding down- riding his tongue whilst he closes his eyes and laps up your pussy is something that is in his eyes- unparalleled.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.) Fast in the fact the both of you are chasing your highs. Sex is mainly for pleasure for the two of you, and so you'll both use each other to cum, before spending proper quality time together afterwards.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.) Not a fan of them. Likes being relaxed with no time limit on sex with you- nothing's a bigger turn-off for this man than STRESS, and knowing that he has to leave in 5 minutes? The thought of having to fuck in the short space of five minutes is too much for this man.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.) Happy to experiment when you both have the energy and all the means to try something new... But doesn't like taking real risks. If it can wait, it can wait, and if one of you are likely to get hurt in the process or something, he'd rather not try it. Taking risks is fine with him, unless it involves the possibility something could go wrong and end up harming you

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?) Probably just one round... Doesn't need to go another because he knows overstimulation isn't the biggest kink for the two of you

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?) I'm gonna say he doesn't have toys for himself or use them on you. He knows if he's horny he can just go to you, and the same applies to you

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease) Not much, I don't think he'd really tease at all- he'd be too horny and needy to play with you or tease you- instead just fucking you. However when you were in the mood, there was always something special about teasing Harry- giving little signs in public and brushing against him knowing how it made him felt- riling him up made sex even better, somehow, as he pounded you harder than normal, giving stars in your vision

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.) Not stupidly loud- he lets out grunts and low groans whilst he's on top and leaves you to make all the loud noises. The first time you dommed him, he ended up letting out a little whine. That shocked the both of you, and you both sort of stared at each other for a moment in surprise- but you later admitted you kinda liked that, and so whenever you're domming, he now lets out high whines and sometimes even moans.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character) One time you decided to experiment with rope. Something about tying you up to the bedframe felt really just morally wrong to him, and he didn't feel comfortable fucking you whilst you were vulnerable like that... But when you gave a go at reversing the roles? When you tied his wrists together behind his back and rode him- leaving hickeys across his collarbones and neck whilst you bounced on his dick- he realised he really liked rope.

X = X-ray (let's see what's going on under those clothes) Probs above average but nothing that'd be unmanageable or insanely big... Something around six inches, maybe a bit more- but thick, and always leaves you filled

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?) I think he has a v reasonable sex drive- isn't constantly thinking or needing it. When he does want it though, he's quite needy- constantly asking and pressing kisses to your neck to let you know he needs you

Z = ZZZ (Do they fall asleep straight after? are they tired or still have energy?) I don't think he'd fall straight asleep, but would definitely be tired or lethargic straight after... Lazily gets up to grab some water for you and runs a bath for the two of you to sit in and just relax... Not one to do anything very high energy post-sex

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Sidemen Masterlist

☁️= fluff, 🔞= smut, 💢 = angst

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writing for: Tobi Brown, Harry Lewis, JJ Olatunji

Tobi TBJZL Brown

"20 v 1" - where Tobi is subject to a 20 v 1 and finds one date a lot more interesting than the rest... ☁️"How the Sidemen (& more) would react to seeing you crying" 🔞"Charity Match" - Whereby as Tobi pulls his top of victoriously after the charity match, someone notices a few seemingly suspicious markings over his body... 🔞"GTA n BJ's" - A oneshot story in which Tobi learns that teasing his girlfriend and expecting her not to retaliate is a bigger mistake than he could ever even begin to imagine... 🔞"Eating out Headcanons" - Sidemen Headcanons of what the boys would be like giving you cunnilingus 🔞"Getting their ass ate HC's" - super brief HC's of the SDMN getting their ass eaten ☁️"Harry Potter x Sidemen AU headcanons" - goofy lil headcanons of the Sidemen in an alternate, Harry Potter n Hogwarts Universe

Simon mini-Minter

☁️"How the Sidemen (& more) would react to seeing you crying" ☁️"Scrambled Eggs." - Platonic, JJ x reader x Deji x Simon oneshot inspired by "World's hardest cooking challenge" Sidemen Sunday, whereby Deji, JJ, Simon and Y/n come home from school and see the Olatunji parents aren't home, and try to cook something. Emphasis on the try... ☁️"Harry Potter x Sidemen AU headcanons" - goofy lil headcanons of the Sidemen in an alternate, Harry Potter n Hogwarts Universe

Ethan BEHZINGA Payne

☁️"How the Sidemen (& more) would react to seeing you crying" ☁️"Harry Potter x Sidemen AU headcanons" - goofy lil headcanons of the Sidemen in an alternate, Harry Potter n Hogwarts Universe

Josh ZERKAA Bradley

☁️"How the Sidemen (& more) would react to seeing you crying" 🔞"Anniversary" - Happy anniversary! Too bad that whilst Josh tries to enjoy a romantic restaurant date, you're all too riled up and escalate the sexual tension across the table until the two of you can't stand it anymore- so much so that you don't even manage to make it home before you're naked 🔞"Eating out Headcanons" - Sidemen Headcanons of what the boys would be like giving you cunnilingus ☁️"Harry Potter x Sidemen AU headcanons" - goofy lil headcanons of the Sidemen in an alternate, Harry Potter n Hogwarts Universe

JJ KSI Olatunji

☁️💢"Chocolate eyes" - Why is jealousy the emotion it took for JJ to finally admit his feelings for you? | Brother's best friend!OC ☁️"How the Sidemen (& more) would react to seeing you crying" 🔞"Quarter-to" - JJ just cannot keep it in his pants and wait until after dinner reservations to fuck you- can you need to race against time to get yourselves off and get to your that restaurant in time? 🔞"KSI NSFW alphabet" 🔞"Seven Minutes in Heaven" - Seven minutes. Locked in a cramped, confined closet with the man you'd been teasing all night, merciless to his touch for those savoured seven minutes where your friends can hear everything within those four thin, wooden walls. ☁️"Scrambled Eggs." - Platonic, JJ x reader x Deji x Simon oneshot inspired by "World's hardest cooking challenge" Sidemen Sunday, whereby Deji, JJ, Simon and Y/n come home from school and see the Olatunji parents aren't home, and try to cook something. Emphasis on the try... 🔞"Eating out Headcanons" - Sidemen Headcanons of what the boys would be like giving you cunnilingus 🔞"Getting their ass ate HC's" - super brief HC's of the SDMN getting their ass eaten ☁️"Harry Potter x Sidemen AU headcanons" - goofy lil headcanons of the Sidemen in an alternate, Harry Potter n Hogwarts Universe

Vik VIKKSTAR123 Barn

☁️"How the Sidemen (& more) would react to seeing you crying" ☁️"Harry Potter x Sidemen AU headcanons" - goofy lil headcanons of the Sidemen in an alternate, Harry Potter n Hogwarts Universe

Harry W2S Lewis

☁️"How the Sidemen (& more) would react to seeing you crying" 🔞W2S NSFW alphabet 💢"Pregnant" - Careless sex turns into something more serious which has you panicking over how the hell Harry will accept it... 🔞"Threesome" - W2s x reader x ChrisMD in a post-pub drunken mess of horny brains and hard cocks 🔞"Lockdown vids pt 1" - You're too horny to wait for Harry to finish his recording with Chris, Will and Stephen, yet come to realise the consequences to the impatience of your actions... Part of [KINKTOBER] 🔞"Lockdown vids pt 2" - When Will and Chris catch you two fucking whilst on a Discord call, and just can't help but join... Part of [KINKTOBER] 🔞"Eating out Headcanons" - Sidemen Headcanons of what the boys would be like giving you cunnilingus 🔞"Getting their ass ate HC's" - super brief HC's of the SDMN getting their ass eaten ☁️"Harry Potter x Sidemen AU headcanons" - goofy lil headcanons of the Sidemen in an alternate, Harry Potter n Hogwarts Universe

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idk if ur requests are open but do you think you could do a chrismd nsfw alphabet?

ChrisMD NSFW Alphabet

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex) Just the sweetest- making jokes and getting you clean... Never an awkward moment. He has the door open whilst he runs the two of you a bath so that he can still see you and make sure you're okay and make some shitty jokes that make you groan even more than you were groaning whilst he was fucking you

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) Prolly the thighs, I reckon he likes a thick pair of thighs... First time he saw you wearing a short skirt he was just so empty-headed, just too obsessed with the sight of your thighs and the way they looked so fucking good every time you stepped, rubbing against one another and almost deserving his head between them... He just had to leave some hickeys on your inner thighs before you left wearing that.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically) I think Chris doesn't like finishing inside you- he prefers seeing it ON you- whether that be smeared across your thighs, all over your face, on your tongue or titties... After the post-cum high he does feel a bit guilty for that, and tries to clean you up pretty quickly.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs) Oftentimes when he's playing a game with his friends or just edited- you're sat on his lap just cockwarming him. Obviously, it just looks like he's holding your waist whilst he's playing with the other hand, but in reality he's gripping your waist so that you don't move and tease him by trying to make him groan whilst his cock is inside you

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?) I feel like before dating, he was quite out there and got himself quite a bit of experience. Obviously in the relationship when you first did it with him that was a bit of a shock with how good he was, but over the years of the relationship he's settled into it and found what he really likes doing with you

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying) Doggyyyyyyy... He loves a thick girlie and the recoil has his head absolutely spinning, it's just so good for him. Love doing it with a mirror in front asw so that you can look at Chris and he can see your absolutely gone expression whilst he's pounding you

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.) Chris would be such a joker, you've seen in the vids how he always manages to slip a overused or kinda shitty joke in... Yeah, well- same for sex with him. Always slipping in a crappy joke before slipping into your pussy ✨

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.) I think he shaves it clean when he does shave it

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect) I mean, he deffo doesn't have meaningless sex- it's moreso just intimate because he's completely genuinely himself whilst he's doing it. Like, he makes the same sorts of jokes during sex whilst he does when you're just chilling with him and you have to love the fact that he can make you laugh even when he's 7 inches inside you-

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon) He filmed a friends buy me 26 presents for my birthday video at one point, and Stephen thought it was a great gift to give him a really high-tech fleshlight... like, really high tech. Has allsorts of features. So of course Chris used it (just for science)... And wanking has never been the same since.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks) Fucking suspenders. The surprise of coming back from a date and pulling your skirt up just to realise that the tights he though you wore were actually suspenders, and just one of the pieces to the lingerie set you wore beneath your outfit is alawys just such a kink for him. Snapping the band against your skin and thirsting over how deliciously your thighs spill from the top of the tight, sheer material... Chris would have you wear those every day if he could- but if you did then you might have a seriously leech problem, the way Chris would constantly have his head between your thighs.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do) Probably the kitchen. Sounds awful, doesn't it? But there's something so hot for the both of you when he bends you over the island, your tits pressing against the cool marble whilst he buries his head between your thighs or pushes his cock between your folds, having your moans echo through the apartment- looking out of the window at the bustling streets, knowing that anyone could look up and see what Chris was doing to you

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going) You wanting it. Nothing more hot to him than having you plop on his lap and take his headphones off, whispering into his ear how you need him and grinding down on him there and then. That gets him going, and triggers him to leave everything he's doing and give you exactly what you want until you really can't go any longer.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs) Nothing dangerous/weird. All the body-waste ones like piss, faeces and blood he can't get behind... He hates the thought of anything to do with knives either because he's scared he would accidentally slip and end up hurting you

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.) Prefers to give fo SURE. Loves being between your thighs- ESPECIALLY face sitting. You were so nervous to try that out but Chris was so eager- he wrapped his arms around your thighs and practically clamped you down to his tongue, which flicked and lapped so sensually you were grinding down on his tongue and moaning like there was no tomorrow. He's completely intoxicated by the way you moan his name and the way you pull his hair, so he's groaning into your pussy and only making you wetter with the way his voicebox sends vibrations straight into your core

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.) I reckon he loves a fast pace, not necessarily rough unless you're asking for it- but he's snapping his hips against yours fast, just racing you to your orgasm

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.) I reckon he just loves a quickie if you or he is horny before you have to go out. He loves just pushing your panties to the side and lowering himself between your thighs, granting the two of you that sexual satisfaction whilst racing against the clock to make sure you're not late either

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.) I think he is a bit of a risk taker. He loves doing it when he knows it's risky the two of you might get caught- whether that be separating from the group and doing it as quietly as you can in the toilets, or sharing a hotel room and doing it knowing the others could walk in at any moment

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?) Oh yeah this guy has stamina. Could fuck you two times back to back, just needs you to nod your head and say you can go another round, and he's taking you for your third as well

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?) Uses his fleshlight when he's alone at home and sometimes whilst the two of you are having sex he'll press your vibe to your clit for that added stimulation. He generally does that on the last round just to have you screaming his name, legs shaking by the time you've cum.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease) Yeah, he's unfair but only a bit. Won't edge you repeatedly type of unfair, moreso the make-you-beg-for-it type unfair.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.) Definitely talks to you, whether that be a shitty joke or a bit of praise/degrading. Yeah, Chris switches up between degrading and praising depending on the mood and day and overall what he thinks fits better. He does love you screaming his name though- he takes a bit of pride in the fact the neighbours know his name and the landlord has had to warn him about the noise complaints.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character) Recorded the two of you fucking one time. Had the phone in his hand, recording the recoil and showing off your ass with a red-hand mark and white cum on it as he finished. He uploaded that to his computer randomly a few weeks later whilst he was scrolling through his gallery and was so turned on watching it again that he had to send it to you with a you're so fucking sexy, we gotta do this again sometime

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes) Right, so. Christopher Dixon is a little man, but I THINK that he is a little man with a LARGE wood. Deffo above average, I wanna say about 7 inches

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?) Pretty high I'd say. Definitely have sex at least once a week- tend to do it more during winter than summer just because it's too hot and the two of you would rather be as still as possible with the fan cooling youse

Z= Zzzz (How fast do they fall asleep afterwards) Doesn't really need to fall asleep, could go his whole day after if you've just done one round or so. He's the type of guy to stay awake until you fall asleep, so if you did it at night he'd be holding onto your waist and just listening to your breathing- synchronising his to yours until you were asleep

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🔞Anniversary | Josh "Zerkaa" Bradley

Well, bet you weren't expecting Zerkaa smut. First for everything though (because he is DAMN FINE). Proof:

Bro is mf FINE. Content: Smut, 1.6k wordcount, car-scares Remember to vote if you enjoy, and requests are open!!

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Placing my handbag to the side of the booth, I exhaled a sigh and sat down opposite my boyfriend.

We'd both planned our anniversary differently. He, for one, was of course a perfectly movie-styled romantic, and had sent:

Joshathon 💟: B ready for seven, n dress fancy ;) x

Before arriving at seven on the dot, beautiful red roses in his hand and small wrapped box in the other hand.

He was perfect. And I couldn't ask for more.

But I'd planned out anniversary differently. Having bought a new Victoria secret set (red, with black stockings and corset) and red roses- which had been scattered around the bed, before I'd read Josh's text, it was fair to say Josh and I wanted this date to end very differently.

"You look really gorgeous," Josh smiled as he sat opposite me. I'd seen his eyes scan down my body when he first entered- mouth fall slightly slack and subtle pink rise to his cheeks, but I couldn't blame him.

I looked between fucking stunning, clad in the deep red dress with a plunging neckline, exposing just a hint of cleavage- the leg slit more daring- creeping up my thigh and leaving just enough to keep the imagination spinning.

"Making an effort for you, baby," I responded, leaning forwards to pluck the martini from the table and take a sip.

I watched as Josh's eyes lost contact for just a moment- barely a millisecond- flitting downwards as I leaned forwards, before flicking back upwards to meet my eyes as I sat back.

One blink and I could've missed it.

But I didn't. Josh had gotten distracted by a bit of cleavage. Well, I thought as I sipped the martini with a smirk playing on my mind, Maybe our anniversary plans won't be so different after all.

I leaned forwards with a smirk, resting my elbows on the table and positioning my body at the perfect angle, so that Josh's face visibly went into overdrive as my neckline allowed more to be seen. He cleared his throat, eyes going wide and pale skin flushing awfully pink as he tried to look everywhere but where he wanted to.

"So, what are you thinking of ordering?" I asked, cocking my head to the side and smiling innocently. As if there were no game being played here.

Josh's face became even pinker as he felt the need to make eye contact to respond.

"Uhm, maybe a pasta, can't go wrong with a pasta... Yeah, carbonara- great. That'll be me. What about you?" He looked between the menu and strictly my eyes.

"Hm, I can't really tell." I faked, pulling away with a slight bounce, which I knew made something else bounce as I moved. "I'm between the banana split and the strawberry cheesecake... I really fancy something sweet."

"Mhm?" Josh hummed.

"Yeah," I shut the menu and placed it gracefully to the side of the table, internally filled with glee as I realised I could really tease Josh this whole dinner date. Tease him and see whether he'd hold it in and stay composed until we got home, or end up returning to the car mid-meal and needing to have some fun in the backseats. I disguised my intentions with an angelic smile, however. "Are we ready to order, then?"

It was fair to say Josh was not ready for the amount of teasing he got.

And the more he started expecting it, the more frustrated he started getting. Frustrated because he just expected this to be a sweet, wholesome date- and also frustrated as he felt throbbing beneath his jeans.

His final straw was when I accidentally dropped my napkin besides him, having to clutch his thigh as I bent down to get it, dress('s slits if it's a long dress) riding dangerously high as I bent over, Josh letting out a tense breath which landed cool against the back of my thigh, only making me more turned on.

And clearly he couldn't take it anymore, either.

Throwing the money down in haste (Don't worry, just keep the change!) he firmly grabbed my wrist and began leading me out of the restaurant, marching to the car with long paces I almost struggled to keep up with.

Opening my door, he slammed it shut behind me before dropping into his driver's seat and clenching the steering wheel hard whilst he sped down the roads, well over the speed limits and driving just a bit more erratically than usual.

It was enough to unnerve me though, especially as he hadn't spoken a word.

I sat in the silence, hands to myself now, and trying not to distract Josh as he zoomed past the city, heading down a dead straight country road, accelerating as he saw nobody there- until at the sharp bend-

"FUCK, CAR, JOSH!" I'd had pull his wheel to the left as another car emerged around the bend, almost skimming our own car.

The car swerved to the left slightly, bumping against the grass against the side of the road before Josh erected the wheel and got back onto the road.

"Fuck this," He muttered lowly driving into the next passing place, braking abruptly and giving me whiplash as the momentum pulled me forwards, before smacking me back into the seat suddenly.

"What the fuck, Josh-"

He cut my words short as his hands found my face, resting on each cheek and pulling me forwards to meet his lips in a needy frenzy, sloppily moving against mine as I reciprocated the kiss, brushing a strand of hair behind my ear and resting my hand on his shoulder as I grinned into the kiss.

He pulled away for a moment, pulling the handle which pushed his seat back, flattening the body part and causing him to lay down. I seized the opportunity with a smirk, climbing over the part between our seats and straddling him as I leaned forwards to connect our lips in a passionate kiss once more, grinding down until I felt his stiffness through his jeans and Josh was groaning into the kiss.

Undoing his zipper and pulling his jeans and boxers down hastily, I ran my hand up and down his length whilst I shuffled down his body and kneeled between his legs, filling my mouth with saliva before spitting on his dick and running my hand up and down, making him groan even before I put it in my mouth, holding eye contact with his shadowy figure as I slowly lowered my head all the way down until his tip hit the back of my throat.

Hollowing my cheeks, I came back up, feeling myself getting even wetter as I heard him let out a low moan, muttering curses as I let my tongue massage the underside, bobbing my head in a more fluent rhythm- though it clearly wasn't enough for Josh, as his hands found the back of my head. His fingers tangled in my hair, he began pushing my head up and down, jutting his hips up to match each of my bobs, throat-fucking me so that there were tears in my eyes. But I loved every moment of it- the feeling of his hands roughing my hair, the way he so needily thrusted his hips up to match my head, the husky noises he let out...

I popped my head off of his dick, forcing his eyes downwards with a disappointed groan as I removed my hands as well, looking up with a innocent smile in my eyes.

"What's that for?" He questioned, his voice sounding raw as I knew he was near to finishing by the time I took him out of my mouth.

"I want you to finish inside of me."

Those words seemed to hit all of his pleasure points, as he helped me take off the dress instantaneously, mouth falling slack once again as he saw the lingerie beneath.

"You're so fucking gorgeous," Josh mumbled, placing his hands on my waist and helping me off my knees so that my core was flush against his, grinding down against his length as I leaned forwards to catch his lips once again, sharing a wet, open-mouthed kiss between our groans.

His fingers found my thong first, running them down from the waistband, all the way to the crotch area, making me shiver as he brushed over my clit and ran his fingers down my slit.

"This wet?" He questioned with a smirk, pushing the material to the side before I lined him up and sank onto his member, the two of us letting out a synchronised moan as he bottomed out.

I placed my hands on his chest, leaning forwards so that my chest was almost flush with his face before starting to bounce and ride him, letting out moans and screwing my eyes shut in pleasure as I felt Josh's heavy breaths and groans land on my skin as well. He reached up hastily, pulling my bra down so that my tits bounced as I rode Josh, his hands finding them and playing with my nipples, making me arch my back and lean into his touch, letting out a particularly lewd moan as I felt his tip kissing that sensitive spot inside of me, bringing me straight to my climax.

I could feel my legs shaking as I got nearer, Josh noticing as well as he muttered, "Hold it for just a sec, baby", thrusting his cock further into me as he raced to his climax as well, each thrust making me tighter and tighter around him until he spoke through gritted teeth, "Go on-"

I came down from my high with a erotic groan, all that pent up pressure dissipating and putting stars in my vision, before collapsing against Josh's chest, his own chest heaving from his high which had left my pussy filled.

My breathing slowed, heartrate slowing with it until Josh's and my breathing was the same, calm pace. I rested my head into the crook of his neck, planting a soft kiss against the freckles on his shoulder, a smile lighting my lips.

"Happy anniversary," Josh wished with a grin evident in his voice, making me laugh with him at the irony of it.

"Happy anniversary, Josh," I wished back, removing my head from his body so I could see his face once more, before meeting in a sweet, domestic kiss.

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