#tifu

[nightinngales]

#incredible. #reddit #tifu

[amithedevil]

OP shared his kitties in the comments:

#r/tifu #tifu #i read this in highschool and I think about it weekly lmao #completely off topic but something for the short while I'm not posting regularly #Reddit #off topic

[darkestwings]

lowkey have the urge to start writing reddit-style posts from the POV of like well-known literary characters...

like

"AITA for proposing to a woman even though we are of different social status?"

or like

"TIFU by almost marrying my boss who is actually already married to a crazy woman he keeps locked in the attic"

is this a thing? are we doing this yet?

#aita #tifu #reddit #jane austen #pride and prejudice #jane eyre #charlotte bronte #bookish #booklr #book memes #op

[patch3sthenightup]

imagine ur otp

#imagine your fictional other #imagine your ocs #imagine your otp #imagine your platonic f/o #otp #otp prompts #otpsource #fic prompt #imagine your f/o #reddit #tifu

[tmorganart]

May or may not be based on real events happening in my life...

#art #illustration #artists on tumblr #digital art #comic #oc #original character #tifu #tw swearing

[r-today-i-fucked-up]

TIFU by being horny

I (21ftm) started testosterone a couple of months ago and so far the most noticeable effect by far has been increased libido. I've been clawing at the walls, suddenly feeling much more understanding if how obnoxious my car was when she went into heat right before we desexed her.

So, I did what any sane man would do, and bought my first vibrator. Just a little bullet vibe from the sex shop down the road. I was in heaven. Usually, I have to stop jacking it when my arm stops cramping. No more! I think I spent three hours with it before the battery finally died.

Then I stood up. Started to walk. Realised that my clot was radiating pain with every step. Took a good look at it, and it's fuckin purple. I had that vibe pressed into it for so long and so hard that I bruised my fucking clit.

It not only hurts to walk, but I'm genuinely afraid to jack off until it looks normal, so I'm back to clawing at the walks ToT

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#nsft #reddit #tifu #today i fucked up

[stardewvalleyreddit]

r/tifu

I (36m) live in a small town. Everyone knows each other, and we don't often have new people moving in.

Well, recently, we had a new person move into town (they'll be called "The Farmer" from here on). They inherited a farm from their grandfather, who we all loved dearly. So far, they've been nothing but kind; they help everyone in town as best they can. They've even brought me some things I was looking for! We are very lucky that they joined our community.

This is where the problem starts.

I've had a thing for someone else in town (25f, let's call her "Emma") for quite some time. I'll be honest, I'm not the most confident person. I tend to look down on myself and have trouble initiating conversations. I've written notes to Emma that I've never had the guts to send. You know, typical nervous introvert nice guy stuff.

Well, I asked The Farmer if they wouldn't mind bringing Emma a piece of amethyst (one of her favorites) and let her know it was from me. They did that, but I think it may have backfired. When they told her it was from me, she seemed to not react how I thought she would. They gave it to her while she was at work (she is a bartender/waitress), I was sitting less than 20 feet away. She thought the gift was PURCHASED from my shop (I am the local blacksmith), and she kissed The Farmer! The Farmer just let it happen. It was absolutely embarrassing.

Since then, I haven't had the courage to say anything else to Emma, or The Farmer. I'm regretting asking the Farmer to give her the gift rather than delivering it myself. It seems like The Farmer has a crush on her now, which I had never gotten any signals about before.

Things in town have also felt off. Like nobody noticing my special shoes at a yearly local festival, when normally someone would compliment them.

Not sure where to go from here.

Tldr tifu by not shooting my shot with my crush when I had the chance to, in turn accidently setting her up with someone else in town.

#stardew valley #stardewvalley #clint #blacksmith #concerned ape #video games #gaming #farming #amethyst #reddit #tifu #pelican town #sdv #sdv farmer

[lucid-moon0750]

“Man I really wish more people knew about my music”- Hudson Mohawke, to a monkey’s paw

#reddit sex song #tifu #cbat

[alterniatifu]

tifu...

i just realized that the troll ive been pitch-flirting with over trollian is actually a human... and they just hate me in a platonic way... they don't even swordfight...

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#human rƐlat1onsh1ps arƐ strangƐ #1m surƐ you two can work somƐth1ng out #and you could always tƐach thƐm swordf1ght1ng yoursƐlf #tifu #today i fucked up #unreality

[thebuginthecornerofyourroom]

What in the god damned

#reddit #tifu #today i fucked up #196 #r/196 #rule #reddit post

[rtifu]

TIFU - im making mac n cheese but already started the pasta when i realized we dont have milk so i figured i could use half n half in my mac n cheese but we dont have that either BUT we have an almondmilk creamer and i thought sure why not, lets see how this tastes in a cup first and let me tell you, its a good thing i tried it first because it is NOT almondmilk creamer it is homemade bailey's. my stepmom reused the almondmilk container to store her bailey's in. i almost just made mac n cheese with whiskey and hersheys syrup

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#reddit blog #today i fucked up #tifu #wdym anon? that sounds scrumptious

[incorrectbatfam]

Now can you do the batfam as tifu titles

In case you don't know, it's another subreddit called Today I Fucked Up.

Dick: TIFU by enraging the parents of my girlfriend by pretending not to know what a potato is

Jason: TIFU by being incredibly accurate at the gun range

Tim: TIFU by showing my dad Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes

Damian: TIFU by giving my dog unintentionally the best damn day of his life

Duke: TIFU by mistaking Tom Holland for an extra

Cullen: TIFU by quoting The Office to a drug dealer's friend

Stephanie: TIFU tipping 140% to a pizza delivery driver

Cassandra: TIFU by almost committing a war crime

Barbara: TIFU by sending a call from the International Space Station to voicemail

Harper: TIFU by having my Reddit history revealed by Jimmy Kimmel live on TV

Carrie: TIFU by eating the one thing I hated most on Earth for 4 months straight without realizing

Kate: TIFU by meeting a very attractive girl and giving her someone else's phone number by mistake

Alfred: TIFU by learning that my favorite cup—the cup that I use every day to drink my morning tea—is causing me brain damage

Selina: TIFU by rapping WAP enthusiastically while my husband was on a conference call

Bruce: TIFU by paying $70 for a $29 haircut

#ask #anonymous #batfam #batfamily #batman family #dc comics #tifu #source: reddit #tw swearing

[cynnaminstyx]

I have made a critical error

I was showing my dad my new Spotify playlists on one of our rare genuine interactions and to display how fucking wack it is I played “The Yoinky Sploinky”

My dad is now obsessed with webcore

What have I done

#jerma985 #jermaposting #japanesecoffee #the yoinky sploinky #tifu #funny

[tifu-blorbos]

Welcome to TIFU(Today I Fucked Up)! The twist here though is that submissions will purely be fictional characters!

The biggest rule here will be please don’t take submissions to heart! Fandoms are vast and wild and by extension sometimes popular details with characters aren’t actually canon compliant with said characters!(for an easy example, sephiroth being younger than 30 in og ffvii)

With that being said, though, this account is for fun and these submissions are for fun! Please don’t reblog submissions with “ermmm ackshually” to correct posts! Thank you!

Second biggest rule is to try not to name drop who the character is! It’s a lot more fun to guess who the character might be! You’re more than welcome to specify if the post involves an OC or is an AU, though!

How does a TIFU post work?

TIFU posts usually start off with a title that is essentially a TLDR(too long, didn’t read). The body of the post usually contains an in depth explanation on this fuck up.

For example:

TIFU by stealing a kid’s strawberry shortcake.

Let me preface this by saying I(old enough, M) run a squad of thieves that steal treasure among other things. Yeah, it isn’t right, whatever, but it’s fun, we don’t really care.

Today, we saw a little kid enjoying some strawberry shortcake. My crew and I were pretty hungry, so we thought we’d steal it from him when he’d least expect it. It was a success!

Later on though, after we had eaten it, we saw on the news that the king of our land had been attacked out of nowhere. When we saw what the suspect looked like, we realised it was the kid.

I’m beginning to think this kid is way stronger than we first thought, and we’re kinda terrified of what’s gonna happen to us. Maybe we can appeal to him by promising we’ll never steal again? It would be better than being killed over cake.

And that’s all! Submissions are currently open. Thanks for stopping by!

#TIFU-Blorbos #TIFU #reddit #introduction post #intro post

[shipwreckedart]

We finally found her...

OGTHA

#ogtha #roach wife #ogtha guy #roach girl #weird reddit #giant roach #tifu

[corre1310-blog]

TIFU When Searching Reference for Re-Imagine Young!Smoke

As I read a bio of Smoke/Tomas that his family are hunters while his nationality is Czech.

My brain though "Let's draw a Young!Smoke as Czech hunter boy" & looks at Google for how Czech people wearing hunter clothes

To my surprise...

If you search "CZECH HUNTER" at Google Image,that page shows A LOT OF GAY 👉👌

That's why Tomas Vrbada is a cutest twink in Lin Kuei clan...😂🤣🤣

#mortal kombat #mk #tomas vrbada #tifu #mk smoke